wet wampa


when the smell emanating from the toilet after a diarrheal discharge causes one to thrash their arms about in a fan-like motion, similar to the movements of the wampa featured in star wars: the empire strikes back.
p.f. changs gave me such a bad wet wampa that i tore my rotator cuff.

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