what are you brand new?


1) the phrase “what are you brand new ?” is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) a friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iphones.
friend : * walks into bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

him: “dude, what are you brand new?”

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