white people wasted


to drink way too much in a short time, of many different, usually incompatible, types of alcohol. resulting in obnoxious, rude, embarr-ssing, probably illegal “fun” as described by the drunk white person. there is almost always pictures to be admired the next day, resulting in group reflections trying to figure out what happened last night. i’m not sure if this happens in other races, but i’ve only witnessed this behavior in white people.
*he says the next day while looking at pictures* “holy sh-t! how did i end up dancing on top of a taxi cab in your bra?!” she says “i took my bra off while dancing on the bar, you ran outside and jumped on the taxi!” the third person says “you were all white people wasted!”

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