why don’t you take a seat


the dreaded words that chris hansen will tell you when you go into the house hoping to hook up with an underage girl.
i walked into the house
“hey did you bring the stuff i asked for?”
“smirnoff ice and strawberry condoms, you bet.”
“ok let me just get changed”
i go into the kitchen and see chris hansen
“why don’t you take a seat”

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