wife selling
the act of selling ones wife for money or services! bringing her by a halter to a popular area in town for auction.
the following was an exchange between two new hampshire gentlemen…wife selling at it’s finest!
white mike from manchester: rick, i will give you the house and all in it, including my wife, for your apartment. i only want to swap beds. mine is expensive! it’s a squishy, puffy, cloud.
big d-ck johnston: i will only do this if there is promise of your debit cards, loaded with $300 dollars each, and i keep your current cable plan, as well as you providing a new metal roof.
white mike from manchester: it will be done this thursday. p.s. how i was with her…don’t fall in bruh!
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