wipe of shame
when a guy m-st-rb-t-s without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant s-m-n on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.
i forgot that i didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, i was forced to do the wipe of shame.
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