Woodchip Kiss
a kiss of true love.
not an “oh it’s time to take a picture — let’s fake romance!” kiss or an overly dramatic kiss that there is no reason for.
a woodchip kiss is rare (it often occurs only once in a lifetime). but it can often make a lifetime. it can often make life worth living.
woodchip kiss:
he pulled her into his arms and held her close. gently, his fingers brushed her rosy cheek. his eyes gazed into hers, filled with warmth.
“i love you. i always have and always will” he said, and his lips met hers.
perfoming oral s-x on ones -sshole.
before kenny and jim go out in the morning, they like to start off fresh by giving each other the woodchip kiss.
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