you know english is my second language, right?


to get out of everything when you are a foreigner
police: “sir, you were going 100 mph in a 20 mph zone. i need you to take you to custody”
me: ” you know english is my second language, right?”
police: “oh you are fine then. have a good day!”

person 1: “dude! why didnt you invite me to the party you threw? i thought i was one of your closer friends!!”
person 2: “dude! you know english is my second language, right?”
person 1: “oh nevermind then! we are cool!”

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