youclear missile crisis


with close relation to the 1962 cuban nuclear missile crisis, it is the moment when you pull out but realise that you have accidently already released a couple of nuclear warheads into her, so then the crisis becomes “how the f-ck do i get this b-tch to take a morning after pill because she thought that i was strapped (fully protected) (magnumed) (latexed) (had a condom on)”.
me: dad i just had a youclear missile crisis with my side piece what do i do?

dad: firstly, calm down everything is gonna be ok. so what you need to do is, make that b-tch feel special by making her breakfast in bed but then slip that morning after pill in her coffee once she has drank that sh-t “you send that b-tch with uber”.

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