your dad screws his lads
your dad screws his lads is the ultimate insult that the forefathers of the universe have bestowed upon man… use this wisely.
john: ur mom g-y
ella: ur gran a man
john: your sister a mister
ella: ur grandpap a trap
john: *in agonizing frustration gathers the energy from the very air and 4 elements around him as it would look if he combined the universes too one speaks* your dad screws his lads.
ella: gets banished too the h-ll of limbo and has every limb torn off of her body and looses her ability too see smell speak or hear and only has her hands too feel as she wanders the h-ll of limbo screaming in her mind too only die of her thoughts. the only thing she is afraid of is her mind.
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