your local fanatic christian


a member of a cult that worships the idea of a powerful being. they tend to try to convert you with a positive att-tude, and yet hate on everyone that does not believe in their religion or go against whatever is in the one and only bible. they are very easy to spot and are a bit of a narc. they try to bribe you with food and high-fives. don’t fall for their tricks.
“dude look out it’s your local fanatic christian!”
“oh d-mn thanks for warning me man, i don’t want them wasting my time trying to make me go to church and join their cult”.
“no problem man, don’t want you heading the wrong path in life”.

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