blindsailor
a person willing to venture into unknown places without care or thought.
that new guy you hired sure is one h-ll of a blindsailor..
when a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other eye. leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.
i blind sailored that b-tch so hard she’s on her way to davy jones’ locker
when a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other eye. leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.
i blind sailored that b-tch so hard she’s on her way to davy jones’ locker
a s-xual act starting in doggy style. when the guy is about to climax, he pulls out then spits on her back, making her think he has climaxed. when she turns around you give it to her in the face, while yelling “blind sailor!”
my girlfriend was p-ssing me off so i gave her the ol’ blind sailor
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