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• an-sonality

  when someone’s personality is terrible and people try to justify the named person’s behaviors by saying we should accept his personality. to be used in response to that. -no he’s not a bad person, that’s just his personality. -personality? i think you mean an-sonality.

• sexual hours

  the time of day between 10:00pm-1:50am local time where men and women can express their s-xual tendencies and love for each other through s-xual intercourse. it is the best time for s-xual hours since it is only ten minutes away from sad n-gg- hours. janet: hey brad how was s-xual hours with lucy? brad: it […]

• professionally pissed

  when you are at work and have to keep your job so you bottle up the anger and hold onto it till you can safely release it. timothy peed all over the office floor, i’m so professionally p-ssed off it’s not even funny.

• sarsage

  “bend her back like the golden arches, i spread her legs she took my sarsage” she took your sarsage

• snuffle demp

  when someone farts and it smells so bad that you almost p-ss out. “terence! why did you have to snuffle demp in the car?!”

• Brostris

  best female friend of a non-single guy i went out with my brostris last night

• kmex

  p-n-s wow that is one long kmex

• geektopiary

  geektopiary /ɡi k/ˈtəʊpɪəri/ noun the art or practice of celebrating, exploring and nurturing p-ssions, fandoms, and geek culture of all forms “a specialist in geektopiary art” celebrating geek culture, ideas, fandoms or p-ssions of all forms. plural noun: geektopiaries “comic-con was overflowing with beautiful geektopiary” “comic-con was overflowing with beautiful geektopiary”

• apopalypse

  (noun) 1. an overwhelming, self-engulfing, world changing love. 2. stronger and more powerful than any love ever known to mankind. 3. the moment in one’s life that they find their true soul mate and little else in the world matters than being with them. 4. the truest and strongest devotion and adoration for another person […]

• anghel

  tall , super s-xy , talented asf’ . he is just perfect 😻. anghel is just amazing .

• loolar

  there aren’t any definitions for loolar yet. can you define it?

• Skurred Burd

  a person who is afraid to take risks. someone who will say “no”, more often than “yes”. oh man, don’t be a skurred burd!

• anthrax

  awesome metal band. even if you don’t know who they are you probably know of scott ian, the band’s lead guitarist and backup vocalist — he is usually a commentator on vh1 programs. synonyms: metallica, motorhead, pantera antonyms: linkin park, g-dsmack, staind anthrax just finished up a tour back in february. 19 more definitions add […]

• Sara Henderson

  (n)- 1.a pathetic easy little hawaiian girl that likes to flirt with youre boyfriend and spends every night at the bar trying to hook up wit random dudes. 2. someone who doesn’t eat. 3. someone who thinks they are hot but clearly isnt i need to get laid, i hope a sara henderson is there

• arizona fatty

  a fat p-n-s from arizona d-mn, paytons boy toy has quite the arizona fatty.

• diggleblop

  a person who is a carefree, lush. 1. a chronic beer drinker. 2. person who is care free. 3. person who talks with a lisp. 4. a mooch. “where’s diggleblop? he was supposed to bring me my change back from the liqour store.”

• Fap To Do List

  a concise list of p-rn topics/genres etc. that you make to jerk off to later, perhaps to challenge yourself or to make yourself feel productive. the list can be created using fap roulette cards found online, or just with topics that the creator prefers or wants to fap to. fap to do list: 1. jav […]

• LazyPanda

  lazypanda – someone who can not be bothered to part take in s-xual activity, coined due to panda’s lack of s-xual activity being a prime reason for their near extinction. emma – “he can get it up, he just doesn’t use it” karl – “that is cos he is a lazypanda” karl – “its been […]

• Bashin’ on me socks

  someone thats being a nosey c-nt! gettin all up in ya business! stop bashin’ on me socks, c-nt!

• burnam

  a huge scrub. he is such a burnam.

• jebidiah

  a stupid piece of sh-t guy who needs to wrapped his c-mmins around a pole because of karma and doesn’t know how to treat a lady. he is also known as -sshole and a f-cking drunk and also a man wh-r- wow that guy wrapped his truck around a pole because he is drunk and […]

• ale can

  someone who drinks alcohol all the time. a proper p-ss head ! my old man’s a proper ‘ale can’!.

• muged

  to get cups or mugs thrown at you and scream i’ve been muged holy cr-p terry just got muged.

• haullytaully

  is the sensational feeling that a man feels after he has just had an -rg-sm. its not the actually feeling in your p-n-s, its the mental state that the man feels. after heather rolled off of muzzy, he became filled with haullytaully. he sat there in pure satisfaction for over three minutes wihtout talking.

• scoobas

  extra tight loons which cling to the skin. wow!! she has amazing scoobas. 1. a slang word for a deep sea diver 2. a word for a dog that is in water 3. anything related to water we have a drowning scooba on our hands.

• car nerd

  a name given to call someone who love cars and gets turned on when looking at a hot car. nimraah is a total car nerd.

• tyler mccoy

  h-m-s-xual f-ggot that is really g-y and has the smallest c-ck in the world g-y -ss f-ggot, c-ck sucker, f-g f-g, micro p-n-s, tyler mccoy

• ccot

  popular hashtag that means conservative christians on twitter. you should make fun of these people every chance you get. stupid twitter account: #grammys a gathering of perverts #tcot #ccot #tlot

• careem

  that one n-gg- that is high as all living f-ck. scoot: hey look at careem over there. poot: yo, i bet he has weed!

• Whitenia

  1. unable to tan 2. waaayy to white 1. do you have a case of whitenia? cause ur whiteness actually reflects the sun… 2. doctor: i’m sorry, but you have whitenia you: what’s that? doctor: your so white you can’t tan.

• Pork knife

  1. a word used to take place of the word p-n-s. 2. a knife used to cut pork. ha! his pork knife is only 2 inches long! man, that pork knife is very sharp.

• what about bumpin’

  a greeting cultivated originally by a new jersey ffa (future farmer’s of america) chapter; used by people on the street to identify friends or to intimidate geeks/losers/etc. is answered with a chorus of “yeah, yeah!” cool guy: “what about b-mpin’?” random person: “um…” cool guy: “what about b-mpin’?” cool person: “yeah, yeah!”

• janki

  a girl who falls in love with every kind of guy. she might also get your named tattooed if you give her love. she is a janki. a name for a girl from india. person 1: who is that? what’s her name? person 2: her name’s janki. a level of drunkenness way above sh-t faced […]

• pull a locke

  giving less than 100% at your place of employment – working from home, cutting out early, etc. i think i’m gonna pull a locke and take off early today.

• short staff

  small p-n-s, also known as micro p-n-s. poorly endowded, over circ-mcised, weiner, toothpick d-ck. ex. jacks girlfriend was unsatisfied. she told him he had a short staff and dumped him.

• dopenol

  when something is cool to someone but uncool to everybody else. oh you got an earring? that’s dopenol but it’s a total fad!

• thwopped

  to be hit with something fast and unexpected; to be owned/pwned by something. usually applies to funny or humorous instances. we are about to get thwopped by that team.

• Da Cool Kidz Table

  a cyber meeting place for geeks who spend endless hours in front of their computers and invite similar minded people to join them at their virtual table where they chat about inane topics. omg, i ust got invited to the join da cool kidz table. after all the time i’ve spent zoing, it’s about time. […]

• poontential

  the potential of a very young girl to one day be viable (and legal) for a right f-cking your 5 year old daughter has got some poontential the opportunity for one to obtain poon. “the st. anne’s party next week has definite poontential.” “wow there’s a lot of poontential here” the high chance of a […]

• tussing

  taking a close up picture of your cl-td-ck and sending it by text message to an unsuspecting victim. “mary just sent me a close up picture of her cl-t!” “oh sh-t, son! you got tussed! that hoe was tussing you.”

• Shinky

  meaning to get some action..get it on..get down…have s-x. are you in the mood for some “shinky shinky?” interj. an exclamation that can be used to express affirmation. much like “cool!” or “neat!” but with a s-xier twist to it. note: derives from the conjunction (shibby + kinky) person a: “my b-n-r is ten inches […]

• Acidophilus milk

  a fermented milk produced by growing the bacterium lactobacillus acidophilus in milk, used in medicine to alter the microbial flora of the intestinal tract under certain conditions. noun (med) milk fermented by bacteria of the species lactobacillus acidophilus, used in treating disorders of the gastrointestinal tract acidophilus milk ac·i·doph·i·lus milk (ās’ĭ-dŏf’ə-ləs) n. milk fermented by […]

• James Bonded

  top definition while commencing the act of james bonding you roll of the bed and (accidentally) plant your knee into the woman’s v-g-n-, sometimes resulting in her throwing up on you. man last night i james bonded while we were james bonding my girlfriend during s-x and she puked all over me!

• Gumshark

  the act of farting on someone else. pooting against someone else’s body. i will gumshark you if you don’t behave! whenever i gumshark another person, they tend to find it gross, but hilarious at the same time.

• Prokeley

  a combination of words “pokey” and “pr-ckly.” used to describe the rough texture of a man’s face after several days of not shaving. term commonly used by the man’s significant other. i haven’t shaved in almost a week…last night, after i gave my wife a good-night kiss, she complained that my face was too prokeley.

• swallow formation

  a make believe phrase invented by a mentally unstable human when playing chinese whispers at the age of 11 teacher: ‘the key is in the locker at train station’ mentally unstable human:’swallow formation?’ buy the domain for your travel blog

• H To Thuh O

  a wet ho, take on h20 (water), signifying constant v-g-n-l lubrication due to constantly s-xing everything that moves. this is a modern urban american take on the british “watery tart,” of monty python fame, named for the same characteristic. sn-bby englishman: my sister is so the watery tart, wot? urban speaker: yo, she a regular […]

• toxigen

  any substance that has the ability to intoxicate a person i think it’s time i topped up my toxigens

• barrytown

  a slum, a suburb on it’s way out; references a number of cultural touchstones, including the author william gibson, and the musical duo steely dan. man, i’ve got to get out of this barrytown before it drives me insane a sh-t hole in wales where everyone thinks their tyson, but sadly their not. sid: who […]

• Wagne

  meaning a extreme way of killing people back ing 1943 germany. they would start by cutting your througt then slowly work to your w-ng area with a giant burning medal stick, you are alive when this is happening mind you. then they let your entrails spill out and force you to eat them. hitler: we […]