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• joey and carli

  the best couple in the world. a couple that doesnt really see eachother much but they talk on the phone a lot and love eachother and are gonna try lots of neew things! cameron:have you seen that joey and carli couple? dj: yeah, g-d has too, but it says in the bible that a guy […]

• twæd

  when two males inseminate the same female or animal not necessarily at the same time, but ultimately having a fused sperm baby. ergo having two dads at the same time. pr-nunciation : tw•ad jens father is both darren and alan because she’s a twæd baby

• Amsterdam uppercut

  a fisting speciality offered by women who work in the red light district of holland’s favourite city. trevor walked back to the hotel with a limp and a smile having been on the receiving end of an amsterdam uppercut from oxana.

• son of a smichigun

  a polite way of calling someone a son of a b-tch, but more harsh than son of a gun. best used in mixed company where a real swear might not be appropriate. “that george bush sure is a son of a smichigun” “son of a smichigun, gas is expensive” “that dutch bag son of a […]

• LJP

  an acronym for little jewish princess also a song by frank zappa person1: that cheap b-tch is such an ljp person2: wtf is an ljp? person1: dude little jewish princess ljps is an organization founded by craig sp1337. the leeroy jenkins pimp squad. it is a tight-knit group of extreme ownerers that don’t accept applications. […]

• Church of Satan

  the church of satan was founded on april 30, 1966, in san fransico, ca, by anton szandor lavey and was the world’s first above-ground legitimate church dedicated to the religion of satanism, as defined and codified in lavey’s the satanic bible. after lavey’s p-ssing in 1997, the church of satan switched headquerters to new york, […]

• azmonious

  adj. 1. faithfully awesome. 2. really awesome. the people in hawaii are azmonious. festival last year was azmonious. i like my friend an, because she is azmonious.

• Driblets

  the prec-m that dribbles down your shaft while getting a bl-w j-b. she was going down on me nice and slow. as she was flicking her tongue at my throbbing head, i noticed a few driblets right before i blew my wad all over her face. the act of pulling up your pants too soon […]

• balloon job

  act of blowing air into a woman’s v-g-n- until her belly swells and then yanking on her p-ssy lips in a futile effort to make the squealing sound made by a balloon under similar conditions. it never works. biff: chaz is an -sshole! he told me if i gave my girl a balloon job she’d […]

• mahalia

  she is the most amazing, perfect and beautiful girl you will ever meet. no matter what happens you will always love her. you will always try and keep her no matter what, nothing can stand in your way to keep her yours. you will never ever stop loving her and she will mean the absolute […]

• tatter nuts

  someone that has severely dry b-lls cuz he is a geek and never gets laid. “john doe after several years of being alone and excessive maturbation, has developed a severe case of tatter nuts”

• shigidywig

  well, just shigidywig chris seeley: shigidywig!

• Bobroom

  slang term for a room in which h-m-s-xuals congregate to give each other oral s-x. mr. jones, mr. beaver, mr. t and mr. m plan on spending the night in the bobroom.

• dnav

  adjective- 1.filthier than reaching into your sister and finding your dad’s wedding ring noun- 1.offensive or disgusting dirt or refuse; foul matter: the filth dumped into our rivers. 2. foul condition: to live in filth. 3. moral impurity, corruption, or obscenity. 1. that b-ss was so dnav 2. i work at the zoo cleaning up […]

• Vifagra

  a pill for gay people who are hard-up. vif-gra: this medicine would solve all of your inmate intimate problems.

• shepards chapel

  involves 5 girls one beer funnel, and 5 bottles of some hard alcohol, doesnt matter what kind (3 full 2 empty), alcohol is dumped into the funnel into the first girl, any hole, then they move the funnel on to the next girl and so on, at the end the remaining alcohol is funneled into […]

• thround

  to thrash and pound, most commonly during s-xual encounters. marcus bent her over the couch and thround her until the sun came up.

• Sophruka

  statistically speaking, 97% of the world’s population knows at least one to sixteen sophrukas. these sophrukas are generally of the female variety and are very great, interesting people. they are typically extremely messy, have characteristics similar to pterodactyls, and often times others will speculate if they operate on the same wavelength as everyone else. overall, […]

• Jon’s Turtle

  jon’s everything. mom, dad, sister, dog, best friend, everything. not to be confused with jon’s tortoise person: “hey jon, how’s your jon’s turtle” jon: “o_o” 1 more definition its simply everything that is in jon’s room. chey: is that jon’s sister? aly: nah, that’s jon’s turtle.

• den of sin

  room where any s-xual pleasure may be attempted to be undertook! i say darling do you fancy going to our den of sin and bathing in condensed milk while i attempt to fill your poo pipe with chick peas!

• vertigo buttfuck

  when your girlfriend gets vertigo so you f-ck her in the -ss “my girlfriend and i were in the mall and she got vertigo so we decided to do the vertigo b-ttf-ck”

• Stinky Gasman

  the act of tea bagging ones friend while he/she is incapable of moving. when he/she screams for you to stop you drop your t-st-cl-s into there mouth forcing them to breath through there nose as you p-ss gas in directly into there face. my friend had a accident and was in a hospital bed unable […]

• Poopoo plunger

  a person who enjoys -n-l s-x “hey chris, your ex-girlfriend told me that your a poo-poo plunger!” verb. 1. act of sticking one’s lips on another’s r-ct-m and sucking, extracting p–poo(see: sh-t). selena moaned as billy performed the p–poo plunger on selena’s sphincter.

• Bolinsexual

  a person who is attracted to their same gender, but has a partner of the opposite gender as a cover-up. will is a bolins-xual, and really tries hard to hang out with his guy-friends, especially joe.

• Fromper

  someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and bites the bubbles. david is a fromper. he loves the taste of those b-tt-bubbles. someone who farts while sitting in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. david is a fromper, he bites those bubbles all the time. to recieve a bl-w j-b while expelling dung from your […]

• balaong

  a word pertaining to a person who lie to others to make themselves happy, they are fake people. girl: hey did you know that girl? girl2: yeah, i know her, she’s a balaong so don’t get close to her

• OMGLJC

  oh, my good lord jesus christ dude, look it’s brad pitt!!!!! omgljc, he’s h-lla hot!

• neby

  wanting to know alot about someone or something, often over stepping the boundary by wanting to know too much information. see nosy i am a very neby person.

• travell

  travell is an awesome man who can treat a girl well and is awesome. you can trust him with anything be around him for hours and never get annoyed. he is the best type of person to date. “dude travell is legit” travell is an amazing lover

• antirexia

  a condition where a large person thinks they are thin. that chubby girl wearing the stretch pants and half shirt suffers from antirexia.

• rykeem

  a boy who works hard in school. can kick your -ss if u p-ss him off and is very caring when it comes to his loved ones. besides that he is cool and fun to be around. he can be overprotective at times but no matter what rykeem is a good person. rykeem is so […]

• Woodgy

  cute and cuddly, full of love and empathy. the new thing. “aww… that pink bear is sooo woodgy!”

• Ya Nuds

  this is for nudes or when a guy copy pastes and sends the complete wrong copy paste, maybe too a p-rnsite etc he had copypasted. can also be when people f-ck up their macro bindings, but #1 use should be. can i get ya nuds? example: can i get ya nuds? example 2: hey! how […]

• @truthaboutspams

  an account on instagram that basically keeps up with all the spam community. mostly talks about julia penton or jaelle stilles, sometimes starts useless drama though. got an 11 year old suspended after she made racist comments by having her followers email her school. generally hilarious account though spam account 1: hey, did you hear […]

• Brotocol

  the set of standards and guidelines that all guido’s must follow in every aspect of their lives “dude i don’t care if you ran out of hair gel, you go to the store and buy more. to go out clubbing without spiking your hair is definitely against brotocol.” similar to protocol. brotocol is a strict […]

• oklahoma side car

  when a woman lets a man stick his p-n-s in the hole for her colostomy bag. dude, last night that hooker in the wheel chair let me give her an oklahoma side car.

• Nigga Beats

  a name for songs made by black people who cant sing. “chris brown keeps pumping out those god d-mn n-gg- beats!” songs that are made by my african brothers songs that encomp-ss the african heritage along with some b-ss noise. an example would be milkshake, jay-z, tupac, nelly, etc. etc. as you can see these […]

• boy lesbian

  a guy who says he is a girl to get a lesbian to sleep with him. “i cried during the notebook, i’m like super emotional. heck, i am practically a girl.” “pshh, youre just a boy lesbian.’”

• WWFD

  what would the founders do? ron paul always asks “what would the founders do” (wwfd)? website inliberty has the official wwfd wristbands which ask just that! what would farting do. a question you will commonly ask yourself when your holding in a fart and are unsure if the fart would effect you in your current […]

• Oni

  j-panese word for demon or devil that is one evil oni 1.j-panese devil or demon usually pink or purple in colour, they’re tall, strong, ugly and stupid. 2.an underrated shoot ’em up for the playstation2. 1.that oni bit off my arm. 2.i played oni on my ps2 last night. o-nee 1. a game created by […]

• frealousy

  noun /frel-uh-see/ 1. the perceived and often irrational threat of the loss of a valued friendship to another, even if the alleged usurper is also a friend. may be triggered when one discovers the friend in question is/has been fraternizing with others in one’s absence, possibly through social media posts, word of mouth, or even […]

• De-Jet Lag

  the process of reversing or undoing the effects of “jet lag” she has already de-jet lagged since returning from her trip

• bustable

  someone who is very likely to get busted, to get caught doing something wrong. ‘white people in this country think that it’s just black people getting killed and they believe that black people for the most part are inherently criminal or, as we say, busted or bustable.’ kevin alexander gray, south carolina civil rights activist […]

• chowder pygmy

  non-sensical language spoken between steady showering partners. excellent way to converse while remaining “all fuzzy and stupid” for a bit after waking (no vocal inflections). galileo chowds to his soppy-wet sweetheart, “boo, wouldja ooni doh canna-wanna”, and hibiscus rechowds, “anna moose razzer ketchya on the kay-bye”, ahhh, those magical chowder pygmy moments…

• Cartavious

  man who has had s-x with over 1 million women. he’s a player, pimp, and a mack also called papi. seen driving cadillac, infiniti, and monte carlo. usually out late hours of the night (night rambler). my ex- boyfriend is such a cartavious.

• fairweather coffee friend

  someone in a coffee club who drinks coffee when it suits them but only drinks tea when he or she doesn’t want to make coffee for the rest of the group. emma was a fairweather coffee friend because she was unwilling to be a permanent member of the office coffee club but didn’t hesitate to […]

• shaquiqui

  the name of a thick s-ssy black or latino women shaquiqui stop stabbing me a mean s-ssy black girl that always talks back and gets her way man, she kept talking back to the teacher!! wow, her name must be shaquiqui

• acfuat

  an autocorrected version of the word “actual.” megan was texting her friend ben about the 5sos concert she recently went to. megan: “i couldn’t believe they were acfuat people!” ben: “acfuat?” megan: “oh! i meant actual, stupid autocorrect.” 0 0

• Damontre

  someone who is very athletic and always strives to be the best. damontre’s are very handsome and they know it! they are also extremely kind, protective, & understanding. im so glad that i have a damontre.

• fucaled

  v.to be thoroughly stopped, embarr-ssed, or thwarted in a scoring attempt. …………………………… the slovaks thought they were going to score on a breakaway but they were fucaled, badly.