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• Gargasmell

  gargasmell ; noun: someone who is fat, ugly, and doesn’t bathe on a regular basis. man, i wish gargasmell would leave….son of a b-tch is smelling up the joint!

• Narcissistic Wanker

  someone that comes across as being extremely vein and self loathing. similar to a bully they put others down to build themselves up. often p-ssing words and judgements that mirror their own true self image. these defensive narcossists constantly feel the need to make “profound” statements about their belief system, to justify their sh-tty actions. […]

• Shade Spade

  a racist term for black street vendors who can be found in large numbers on the streets of ibiza. they specialise in selling imitation sungl-sses. person 1 “hey check out these raybans i just got, bargain” person 2: “dude those say roybom on them, did you get them from a shade spade?”

• kontonis

  a name for a dude that people need but don’t really want around them “dude that kontonis kid is so annoying, but he’s saying some good sh-t”

• Roommate Flirting

  the act of choosing a college roommate on facebook from your school’s page based on facebook stalking and messaging said person back and forth i’m not sure if i know who i’m rooming with. i’ve been roommate flirting with a couple people but none of them seem to be right.

• brady neys

  a young person with no friends. has very fat t-ts even though you are a boy. he is not very attractive. wow, i really hope i’m not gonna be a brady neys

• mack mittens

  respected use of hands usually used be mike when delivering a truth induced punch of whoop -ss. most commmonly heard in the delaware/jersey area told my b-tch to shut up, didnt listen, so i dropped some truth with these mack mittens, problem solved

• bland ass nigga

  a n-gg- that is bland as h-ll d-mn ryan you’re such a bland -ss n-gg-

• red neck drilling

  the act of taking a rake and shoving it up one’s -n-s, making rapid twisting motions. yo, i heard charlie was red neck drilling the f-ck out of nate’s sister in the locker room this morning ! the act of taking a rake and shoving it into one’s -n-s, making rapid twisting motions. yo, i […]

• Priance

  pr-nounced; (pre- on-say)- is the engagement before an engagment tobe married. a long term, serious partner would be considered a priance at the point of which both parties had a general understanding of the fact that they would someday be engaged to be married, but are not quite ready yet and there is no ring. […]

• shebooboo

  1.fat and ugly 2. big big big ape 3. no friends and not cool 4. bad at everything sheb–boo get back in that cage you ape

• kyanos phytó

  a greek mythical plant fabled to have poison in its dark blue flowers, which kills life by mere contact, in a span of a couple of minutes. it’s flower is an ingredient in one among many versions of the recipe for the philosopher’s stone. kid: i love blue flowers. dude: then, you’ll love a kyanos […]

• Yukkin’ it up

  having a large laugh over other peoples dismay, usually when made a fool of. the invisible art museum was made to trick pretentious hipsters into thinking theres actually art in there , the museum owner is probably just in his office yukkin’ it up.

• Sinjini

  sinjini is the definition of perfection. she possesses the radiance of an angel. with a stunning smile she is able to capture one’s heart. her eyes can only be compared to the magnificence of sparkling jewels. her soft voice is like a soothing melody. sinjini is love in its purest form. she is the coolest, […]

• TaxPack

  the most confusing booklet given to us by the australian taxation office. it’s supppose to ‘help’ with completing your tax return properly – but it so doesn’t!. the taxpack just confuses you even more. jeez, this stupid taxpack is not helping

• Pune Skin

  the area immediately surrounding the v-g-n- that aches and or has a sense of severe discomfort like your lady parts were repeatedly punched by a gaggle of 15 midgets for 4 hours straight, immediately following a spin cl-ss. “man you really wrecked my v-g-n- in spin cl-ss yesterday. my pune skin and the bike seat […]

• J-core

  j-core is a term used worldwide for j-panese-core, referring to dance and happy hardcore. ususally songs sample some form of anime/film and have a high b-ss factor. j-core is often an underground scene and it is very hard to get hold of. dj sharpnel, dj technorch, dj sugisuck, jea, killingsc-m, j-core rocks! following the trend […]

• Aflippin

  flipping or freaking out; yelling or talking with a specific tone in order to annoy, anger, etc. to bring your point across because they did something wrong or are doing something wrong; making any action because you are angry or upset. my mom was aflippin last night because she found out i failed the quarter. […]

• buttafuco

  a jibrone. a silly b-tch. a god d-mned douche bag. ayyyyy b-ttafuco! what the f-ck ya doin’ drivin’ around like a god d-mned -sshole you silly b-tch? get the f-ck outta here.

• tit block

  c-ck blocking between girls. when your friend is getting in the middle of you and a significant other or a one night stand. basically stopping your love life. t-t blocking is used when your friend doesn’t have anyone else and doesn’t want to be the only single girl in the group, or when your drunk […]

• fiery dragon

  when a man is receiving oral pleasures from a women and proceeds to hold her head down on his unit while climaxing. thus causing her to choke with man juice shooting-out of her nose. this b-tch said she wasn’t going to swallow, so i gave her a fiery dragon.

• Spandackular

  the s-xual act of pulling a woman’s spandex over her head, and proceeding to engage in violent -n-l intercourse. “aw yo holmes how was that -n-l s-x last night?” “it was spandackularr bro!”

• Cleyes

  eyes that are abnormally close together. krage: holy sh-t! that guy has cleyes! eyes that are way too d-mn close together. (close-eyes) peter: oh man, look at greg’s cleyes!!! they’re f-cking so close!!! how can he even see!?

• orientationism

  prejudice against those of a different s-xual orientation similar to racism, but orientationism is referring to the s-xual orientation of someone, rather than their race or nationality. discrimination based on s-xual orientation. being excluded from a job opportunity because you are gay is a form of orientationism.

• Killah Priest

  a member of the wu-tang clan. he’s well known for his intense lyrics. but he’s probably best known for the spirituallity in his lyrics. by that i mean he talks about angels and demons, g-d, the devil, and heaven and h-ll alot. he is an excellant lyricist, really i ain’t sayin that because hes one […]

• pfom

  “pixie frame of mind” ditzy, pr-ne to procastination. sometimes applied to people that like spandex and/or smell of socks. that chicks alright, but shes pfom most of the time…

• heekin

  a small, pale and usually freckled male, mostly, which shakes like a vibrator. can be found mainly around ardara. often blurts out random things and short, creepy laughs. has an obsession with lying and large br–sts. aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, heekin!!

• getthoed

  when someone drinks too much redbull and vodika mixed, blacks out, and becomes agitated and yells random words/made up words. yesterday after the bar chris was so getthoed. he started yelling “cornmeal” and called me a “baverian b-tt-pirate”

• Mirror Job

  when a man gets a handjob from his clone. it’s a decidedly not-gay act (not that there’s anything wrong with that). corey was feeling frisky, but had earlier broken both of his hands when he’d sat on them. so, he had his clone give him a mirror job, and was still heteros-xual afterwards.

• Jeff Waters

  the greatest thrash/speed metal guitarist ever. guitarist and genius behind annihilator. jeff waters has the heaviest guitar riffs ever.

• Post-Fuck Munchies

  the extreme hunger you experience right after a f-ck session. also known/abbreviated as pfm. “man, that was a hardcore f-ck sesh, i have a wicked case of the post-f-ck munchies. you want pizza?”

• Siberian Toe Ring

  a siberian toe ring is when during the act of -n-l intercourse your partner involuntarily defecates, which in many cases has a spurting element to it. in order to stop the spray of feces the other partner inserts their big toe directly into the -n-s. the result after removal of said large toe is a […]

• shile

  a form of friends with benifits but shes not your friend. you wouldnt care for he or she but you still use eachother in a positive way. yo taiquesea is my shile. feel free to hit it

• mattress bra

  a bra with so much padding/push up that the extra volume alone is larger than the size of someone’s b–bs. mattress bras are usually extremely thick and uncomfortable to wear. “dude, this chick i took home last night had m-ssive t-ts. i was so excited until she took off her mattress bra and she went […]

• Big Dick Champions Club (BDCC)

  the big d-ck champions club was started by a few men in georgia circa late 2010. this club is an exclusive club. most notably, while many may believe that the entry requirement is to have a large member (a common misconception, yet a valid way to join the club). the bdcc is a club that […]

• WET_AF

  to be wet and cool, wet_af a over priced clothing line from some dougie ratchet kids trying to be rich but claim to be wet_af. (somthing people say but is now a clothing line) im sooooo wet_af thats soo wet_af we are soo wet_af wet_af ! ! ! ! !

• bunnsicle

  the frozen treat that results when a wayward bunny drops its lifeless corpse in the midwinter snow. “gal dernit my dog wud’nt come in fer hours n when i went ter getim he had his fangers sunk intur an old bunnsicle”

• Altimate

  the new, alternate spelling of the word ultimate, due to a mistake on behalf of tarotu. i am the altimate ruler of the universe, call me tarotu.

• Hizzermann

  some h-m- that thinks he is cool i’m hizzerman, but i like to play with barbies. a highly popular socially desireble individual known for his particular prowess with the english language, often creating new vocabulary or forms of grammer indiscriminately. can also be used as a adj, usually with the connotation “pimp” or “really really […]

• CU46

  text for ‘see you for s-x’ guy: heyyy cu46, tnght 😉 girl: kk

• hoodie bandit

  a hoodie bandit is a person that plays the gps phone game ingress while always having a hoodie on. he/she will attack, cap, upgrade, and mod portals while hiding in bushes, laying down in the back of cars, hugging against walls, and quite simply, being an agent of the shadows. you won’t see he/she coming, […]

• Cedar Crest Middle School

  a school in lebanon, pa that has many hot, but sl-tty girls, kids who can’t afford shirts and smell like smoke, normal kids, super nerds, druggies, gamers, the athletes, (who think they’re the sh-t), and fat -sses. the princ-p-ls are like drill sergeants and the teachers barely teach. this is the school that kids go […]

• shmoovie king

  a term used as cool, dope and amazed on how cool it is. yo that shirt is shmoovie king

• squirt ‘n’ slurp

  a woman reaches climax, then -j-c-l-t-s into a soup bowl. the male partner then drinks out of the bowl. it is optional to spit it back on the female partners face. becky’s face was filled with her own c-m after allah performed a squirt ‘n’ slurp on her.

• Emotional Flip

  a sudden change in emotions. i suddenly had an emotional flip and decided not to talk to anyone for the day instead of being my noisy self.

• W.T.F.G.A.S.C.I.D.G.A.S.

  an acronym for who the f-ck gives a sh-t cause i don’t give a sh-t. him: d-mn! did that b-tch just fall down the steps? me: man! w.t.f.g.a.s.c.i.d.g.a.s. him: yea! w.t.f.g.a.s.c.i.d.g.a.s., cause i don’t

• xfit

  abrieviation for crossfit – an -sskicking, kick–ss daily high-intensity, “functional” fitness workout. ususally used in writing as the spoken version sounds the same as “crossfit” (in email) — have you seen today’s xfit wod? — ugh, gurgle, grunt…i…met…pukie today

• mammaries

  chest puppies thanks for the mammaries t-ts, b–bs, or fun bags. better when the are huge-dd cups or up. did you see those awesome mammaries on that sl-t?!?! the fatty tissue that resides in womens b–by’s. it’s soft and good to suck on, especially around the areolas. it’s the technical term for br–sts. cliff: hey […]

• Budtron

  budtron (n) see also tron,bud-ski,tron-skis,weedtron basically it means the schwettiest nugs you can find. bro, can i get an eigth grader of them sick budtrons you pushin?

• Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day

  the poor man’s steak and a bl-w j-b day. instead of an elegant steak dinner and bl-w j-b, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory s-x. michael – “hey man, it’s steak and bl-w j-b day. is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down […]