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• sockology

  the study of giving sock or sock like properties to an object or person. objects with these sock like properties are identified with the use of the word strum on the end of the word. (derived from the superhero leibstrom) lets do some sockology! – hairstrum – spleenstrum – you can see the genral idea,……………………….. […]

• XGhozt

  creator of www,ghoztcraft.net also known as xtoast, secksghozt, and simply ghozt likes pimpjuice and to have dogs dryhump him… on certaian occasions xghozt.. that dog just dryhumped the pimpjuice out of you!

• bandicide

  when bands/musicians that you follow start breaking up..one or two – coincidence, but any more than 2 and you’ve got a mad case of ‘bandicide’! oh my god (zomg)… 3 of my favourite bands have just quit/split. i’ve caused m-ss ‘bandicide’

• crazy canadian

  a canadian crazier than most canadians oh snap, yo that there bethcushman is a crazy canadian who is an asianjewh-m-

• ninjajedipirate

  a bad-ss who has the skills of a ninja, jedi, and a pirate. don’t f-ck with him, he’s a ninjajedipirate!

• white elephant

  1)a gag gift, usually an unwanted gift that is rewrapped and redistributed. 2)bundy gift. i got this joey fatone bobblehead doll from that turkey across the street. what could i do with it? i know, it can be the white elephant at the christmas party this year! a party where people (usually family, friends, or […]

• jaimee ward

  thinks shes so pretty but shes not tries to get on everyone because she has to prove to herself shes good enough… slag “have you met jaimee ward?” “yep, shes a slag.” “hahaa i know right!”

• pokéswoll

  getting a thumb work out from going to the pokemon go gym. bro trainer 1: “yo bro want to go to the gym and get pokéswoll?” bro trainer 2: “can’t bro i’m not on level 5 yet.”

• Joint-Flirt

  to flirt together with another person, usually with the eyes and body gestures. high school teens like to joint-flirt.

• bio whore

  biowh-r- – noun. adj. a biowh-r- is a biology teacher, one of which is present in all schools across the country as part of the biowh-r- trade union act 1969 known for the temperamental btichy and sl-tty att-tude, they are said the be the most hated teachers within the teacher union, hence theyre rejection union […]

• creeping tom

  while stopped at a stoplight, something in a nearby car catches your eye (sorority b-mper sticker, etc) and in order to ascertain the nailablilty of the driver you let off the brake and idle into a position where you could reach ideal creeping angle. also, known as a creeping jane for females. “look, that isuzu […]

• Sick Mind

  a term when someone thinks in a very s-xualy disgusting way all the time. even when a word sounds so innocent, the person can change it to make it sound dirty. jenny: this is a really big banana kelly: -giggles alot- jenny: ew, you’ve got a really sick mind

• fart snatcher

  some one who follows his or her boyfriend or girlfriend so close and never letting them out of there sights as they could sn-tch the farts from them or never letting them fart. my boyfriend follows me so close he is a fart sn-tcher. some one who follows their boyfriend or girlfriend so close they […]

• Fantsexmagotellical

  fants-xmagotellical; adjective; word used to describe a girl who is fantastic, s-xy, magical and intelligent. a fants-xmagotellical girl is very very rare and should be held on to. ashley is a very fants-xmagotellical girl.

• jeanna

  cute little punk girl with a b-tchin att-tude and sick skills person 1-“did you see jeanna the other night?” person 2-“yeah, that girl is so punk” cl-ssy, s-xy, go-getter. to be pampered & loved by a guy who can bring her to heightened pleasure, especially with the tongue my man can jeanna me any day […]

• svu’d

  any act of ownage which has ever occurred in the television drama “law & order: special victims unit” veronica got svu’d by a black man when walking down a dark alley.

• Dimmer Switch

  her nipples are really hard. poking thru her shirt. “the headlights are on” that girl needs a dimmer switch. nipples headlights b–bs

• travelitis

  the mental paranoia that occurs during planning for a trip and packing for a trip that causes extreme worry about the actual traveling day and a raging fear that you will forget something. rebecca has travelitis; she’s checked the weather fifty times and repacked three times and is constantly checking to make sure what time […]

• psuedo-incest

  s-xual relations with someone you consider as close as a family member, but who is not legally your relative. may feel awkwardly like regular incest, but is generally more socially accepted. person 1: so like… me and mike have known each other for a while… but he’s like a brother to me, if i bang […]

• Phantom 4

  the number you randomly accidentally hit when typing on a super tiny qwerty cell phone keypad while texting. and then send. it will haunt your texts forever if you backsp-ce it…. it could be any number, but 4 comes first and is more evil than all others…. 0.o i accidentally made a phantom 4 in […]

• cinnie

  was originally an abbreviation for cynthia or cinnamon. has been corrupted to be used anytime you’re in a hurry and can’t call someone or something by the right name. proper: “hey, cinnie, how are ya?” modern use: “hey. can you hand me that cinnie?” referring to screwdriver.

• walking milkshake

  when your stomach hurts and makes a sloshing sound. i can’t succ more bread, i feel like a walking milkshake. buy the domain for your foodie blog

• Buttmunchingfuckstickassclown

  any person in a position of authority whom by virtue of their -ss kissing abilities have elevated themselves to level where they are required to wear a cheap plastic nametag with their name on it followed by the word “supervisor” sean is a real b-ttmunchingf-ckstick-ssclown. he also sucks d-ck.

• Wanksox

  a name for a sock that you m-st-rb-t- into. now sold commercially at w-nksox dot com, but just an ordinary sock… looks like it’s just me and the w-nksox tonight.

• cris cyborg

  the women’s ufc featherweight champion of the world! cris cyborg, “the baddest woman on the planet” is currently the best female fighter in the world. there is a problem here though. when i went to see her fight for the ufc featherweight belt against tonya e i had to naturally use the men’s restroom. as […]

• compoundnista

  used to describe a gaggle (or “f-ggle” as it were) of single g-y men, that live together in a common goose-sh-t strewn compound property, sometimes lacking the regular use of bathing facilities for personal hygiene, and more often than not found to be smug and naive of the realities of the outside world. they are […]

• Lolcasm

  sarcastic laughter, usually said when someone says something which is supposed to be funny but is not. elly lolcasm’d at her friends bad joke

• snurkburkle

  its when a girl sucks a dudes d-ck and when hes about to c-m the girl bites off the head of the d-ck sucking d-ck untill he’s about to c-m then biteing off the head of the d-ck thus giving someone a snurkburkle

• wasteful

  1. an adjective to describe a person who has the characteristics of a mean and selfish person. 2. also can be used to describe a cr-ppy event/happening. 1. that girl is wasteful cow 2. what a proper wasteful party!!! the desire to become wasted the habit of become wasted oftern “i am in a wasteful […]

• hotchacha

  something totally tubular and “hott” oh, hotchacha, shes got a new pair of shoes!

• Dumb as a forehead.

  stupid beyond all comprehension. utterly useless. that girl selling computers is dumb as a forehead.

• smutch

  to soil or stain. you know what i mean. “sm-tch me, you saucy jack.” halfway between some and much we are having sm-tch fun together.

• doogsey

  please see cio please see cio i love you doogsey

• ludacrystal

  n. the ghetto kick -ss name for the one and only crystal pimp kreamer. me: hey ludacrys what did you get printed on your -ss of you sweatpants? ludacrys: luda, duh.

• Bluncheon

  a luncheon where the partic-p-nts smoke a “blunt” together that may or may not also feature a meal at some point “pay day’s coming up, bluncheon at my house!”

• PSPR

  psp revolution. dance dance revolution on psp. only available with hackage. you’re able to put simfiles on it. does not come in umds. not influenced by konami. ren: man!!! i got aaa on pspr!! joe: cool, which song? ren: you don’t know it!

• Belligerents

  warlike; given to waging war. of warlike character; aggressively hostile; bellicose: a belligerent tone. waging war; engaged in war: a peace treaty between belligerent powers. pertaining to war or to those engaged in war: belligerent rights. a state or nation at war. a member of the military forces of such a state. contemporary examples how […]

• betting on the monkey

  betting on a sure thing this stock price is definitely going up. i am taking my savings and betting on the monkey!

• foky uga

  basically can be used in those situations that you dont feel comfortable to actully say f-ck you. so thats when foky uga comes into play. also at the same time it sounds like your speaking in a different languge yo brad you t-ss-r, foky uga! b-tch please foky uga suck it jane! foky uga

• ninjosity

  descriptive term for explaining someone who is currently experiencing a high level of ninja like being. for example, getting continuously whooped at a fighting game would give you a very low ninjosity. a: dude, did you see that guy take out those 4 guards in two seconds? b: no way! a: yes, the ninjosity is […]

• Tight women

  a female who is opposite of a loose woman. they are tight as they have had little or no s-x. also tight as they are hard to get into bed. another definition is that these women are tight to men. men need there s-x and these women stop males from having their s-x. barry: jackie, […]

• Ghetto Stack

  a s-xual act performed when there are two black females and one male. the male stacks each the females on top of each other where he can better switch from one v-g-n- to another from the doggy style position.. thus making a ghetto stack. man i got these two black b-tches at my house last […]

• granddaddy boy

  grown -ss man that still acts like a little boy, and only thinks with his d-ck. he’s a granddaddy boy because he only text you late at night.

• She’vonna

  really ghetto. always want things done her way. first to throw a punch, but always the one getting beat down casey: “hey she’vonna, what’s up?” she’vonna: “what did you say to me? come here, ima whoop yo m-th- fu–in -ss.”

• debt dodger

  a person who puts off paying their bills. ok, so i’m a debt dodger.

• v;dw

  short for “video; didn’t watch”. the well-known phenomenon of clicking what appears to be a link to an interesting article, only for it to be a video, usually of a smiling blonde chick reading a list. the tab or window is closed immediately, because (a) video takes much longer to get through than a simple […]

• Mexicanecction

  a connection over xbox live, computer, etc, which is very awful which a mexican could have by stealing his/her internet from them joe has the worst mexicanecction ever, he lags out of every halo wars match everytime.

• Jumunjus

  something intense, big, way over the top, wild or crazy. that girls -rs- was jumunjus walking through the bush while drunk was jumunjus that guy in the p-rn movie possessed one jumunjus p-n-s

• Robotham

  a man who has intercourse with old women and has a fetish for sweaty old toes oh my god that robotham did my grandma!

• cabbage fanny

  when a girl has a v-g-n- that looks like a donor kebab “man i couldn’t have s-x with her, she had a cabbage f-nny!”