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• zubaid

  a g-y -ss f-got who has no friends and is always loney. he tries his best to be a f-ckboi but never gets girls. he is dating pebbles and pays her alot is that zubaid. i can smell the g-yness from here

• Bioptikon

  a cyberpunk term for “spectacles” (gl-sses). the term originated in the new york cyberpoetic scene in the early to mid-1990s. its advantage over spectacles was that it could be used as a singular. the boy put on his bioptikon so that he could read the book.

• Whelen

  the best lights and sirens manufacturer ever! brightest loudest and continually revolutionizing the business with led’s strobes and sirens and switchpacks. wail!!! scream!!!!!yelp.yelp…..hear that? that was a whelen for sure! well whelen has a wide varied background. it all satrted on the way to an 18th b’day partay. there was a construction truck and there […]

• mossy grotto

  an extremely hairy p-ssy. d-mn christina ricci gotta mossy grotto!!!

• septembeer

  the month of september, when the shrinking daylight and the beginning of school and work pushes people to drink more beer. it’s septembeer! f-ck it let’s have a beer

• catch some Zets

  1.to sn-tch a nap 2.to snooze 3.to take a zizz 4.cat-sleep 5.z-z-z – sleep sound 1.when we came after party jean told me she wanted to catch some zets.

• FMITF

  fmitf: abbreviation for for “f-ck me in the face”; an explanation more commonly used to express great frustration, distress, or other negative emotions. tom: we have a quiz today. clarissa: seriously! i didn’t study! fmitf.

• cheese nipples

  to have nipples with a brittle “aged cheddar” like quality to their look and texture to the tongue. commonly found on asu students (both men and women) who are into very kinky coitus that the rest of us normally avoid… max…you have cheese nipples…that’s no gouda

• Myles grinding

  dance grinding, but -ss to -ss! random guy: dude, awesome party last night, we all ended up myles grinding!

• prorhipidoglossomorpha

  what lawyer’s are required to spell when in heaven the lawyer said to me that st. peter told him to spell “prorhipidoglossomorpha”.

• Four Dollar Special

  holding a roll of nickels in each fist to aid in punching. jimmy the finger wouldn’t disclose the whereabouts of his confederates until trixie dixon worked him over with a four dollar special.

• Roomskillet

  a roommate (at college, a summer program, a lengthy vacation, boarding school, or any other dorm or hotel living situation) with whom one gets along well. roomskillets should feel comfortable discussing bodily functions, sharing food, and being partially naked around each other. roomskillets also tolerate each other’s antisocial tendencies or ridiculous partying schedules. the term […]

• dungier

  more #dung for you to chew and m00 at! you joined #dung and became more dungier!

• moonsong

  while he was alive he made usenet nerds happy with his awesome cartoon encodes did you see the new moonsong jlu?

• Backup software

  backup software tool, software software for doing a backup, often included as part of the operating system. backup software should provide ways to specify what files get backed up and to where. it may include its own scheduling function to automate the procedure or, preferably, work with generic scheduling facilities. it may include facilities for […]

• Unpresidented

  refers to the 2008 election, in which someone unprecedented (either a black man or a woman) will be elected as either president or vice president of the united states. joe the plumber: i hope mccain is elected tomorrow, i sure like his veep pick of sarah palin. colin powell: i’m endorsing obama myself, but either […]

• non-answer

  the act of providing an reply to a question that does not give a any physical or concrete information. the non-answer dances around a subject so well that the end result is a jumble of words that say nothing. politicians excel at non-answers. the new york post picks up on bill clinton’s interview on meet […]

• minella

  diligent; hard-working; can finish projects and research in no time. the minella student, minella, finished her projects with time to spare.

• Akopito

  comes from the filipino word ako which means me and pito which means seven, this term was originaly written as ako7, 7 was translated into a filipino word, now known as akopito. ako si kevin = akopito ako + kevin which rhymes with seven, and also the month of my birth

• magary

  1. to give someone an amazinggg hug. 2. to say that you’ll kill someone, but you really wont. 3. to insult someone 1. i’m going to magary you! :] 2. i’m going to magary you!!! d:< 3. woah, you got magary-ed!

• crispy creme

  a 300-calorie lump of doughy, glazed goodness that you might as well superglue to your thigh. lately, they’ve been concocting a new donut recipe in which the carbs are significantly reduced in light of the new atkins diet wave. the chemicals they stuff into the donut in place of natural carbs are probably just as […]

• Tigerwang

  an asian girl born under the sign of the tiger. usually, an attractive lady. i date this awesome tigerw-ng. she is so hot. her asian tiger w-ng is great!

• no wonder he mad

  1. an expression used to explain why most asian males are so aggressive and tempremental; this is usually because they have huge issues about a very small p-n-s; see scho small 2. to say someone has a small p-n-s; usually said under the breath definition 1: daniel ng was a very angry kid because he […]

• Dick Features

  when one is cursed with features that resemble those of the p-n-s. “hey ‘d-ck features’, go get me a cup of cocoa will ya.” “urgh dude. she’s got ‘d-ck features’ man. the kind of person you would like to refer to as a b-ll-nd or a ball bag, basically a feature of a d-ck you’re […]

• niffum

  someone who loves to eat there m-ffins backwards..lol niffum oh my god look at him eat it that thing that you find in your closet after leaving a gl-ss of milk in there for eight years. but it could also be the expression on a gay mans face when a naked woman jumps on his […]

• Paul van Dyk

  arguably the most talented trance music producer and dj in the world. he was voted world’s #1 dj for 2005 by dj mag, dethroning the former hat-trick #1, tiesto. born in east berlin, paul van dyk (or pvd, as he is affectionately known among trance lovers) has been spinning and recording for over a decade, […]

• yallah

  arabic word for come on! or let’s go! used by people who have lived in the arab world in any contact. yallah, let’s go! yallah, i’m waiting! ok, i’ll talk to you later. yallah, bye. the word can mean okay too yallah samy, see ya on monday which means : okay samy, see ya on […]

• Cream Note

  any note that is played or sung that causes a person male or female to cream him or herself. originally thought to be a myth until recent studies, which have proven that a certain tone or note can cause creaming of ones self. the most common notation for the cream note are f# and g […]

• chenga

  all purpose word, can mean anything good or bad. verb noun adjective, or any other part of speech. your shirt is so chenga. you look like really chenga today. i chengaed your mom last night. let’s go chenga. your face smells like a chenga. what the chenga!!! 2 more definitions like jenga, but with chairs! […]

• Mechatronics

  mechatronics is the combination of a mechanical system, a computer, a control system, and an electrical system. this is also known as an embedded system. an electric door lock, which can be a keyless door lock, is an example of implementing mechatronics. mechatronics is a branch of engineering that has emerged with the combination of […]

• bergizy

  a bout-t -ss hoe; a skeet; a woman that is easily lured into s-x. yo i’m bout to get sum action from this bergizy.

• wholistic

  wholistic is not a word. mission statement: our efforts involve developing unquestionable management leadership with wholistic solutions and opportunities from the top down. wholistic:all en-com-ssing integrated sustainable approach to development such as energy,waste city,water,region or community with environment,ecology of nature and human as the central theme. wholistic:sustainable integrated land and water resources development and environmental […]

• Magnetard

  a gathering of mentally challenged people, usually sticking together. “look at those idiots sticking together… magnetards”

• Damage Limitation

  damage limitation means actions you take to limit or offset the damaging effects of an accident or error. well that’s the official line anyway, but in most cases what it means is the person responsible for the f-ck up running around like a striped -ss ape in order to cover their own -ss and prevent […]

• second hand game

  hitting on the less attractive girl of the group while occasionally paying attention to the hotter girl. this leads to the hotter girl questioning why she is not being hit on and will throw herself at you. resulting in second hand game. guy 1: ‘dude, i was h-tting on rach-lle and laura ended up throwing […]

• jesus week

  a length of time equaling 12 days. it’s a long trip. we’ll be back in a jesus week. see you next month.

• mulissa

  amazing in bed! beautiful, s-xxxy,smart,out spoken, down for her man,loyal,have i mentioned amazing in bed! mulissa is a ride or die.

• goonery

  an act of pure, unadulterated stupidity, where the goon in question runs the risk of losing social acceptance hetherington, this is another example of your goonery! random criminal acts or acts of stupidity commited by otherwise productive members of society for the sole purpose of looking cool, or hoping to relate to a studio gangstas […]

• Dirlandaa

  this is when you are listening to an older cl-ssic and get the urge to dance like a person from the 40s. “i really like dirlandaa’ing”. “lets dirlandaa!”

• jaquand

  jaquand is an awesome talented guy he is really funny,smart,cute every girl will be glad to have him as a girlfriend he is an awesome guy i saw jaquand walking and every girl fell out buy the domain for your foodie blog

• fernangle

  to cheat the f-$# out of somebody for their sh-t. oh and their stuff too. i totally fernangled your mom last night. oh and i took her stuff too.

• beautility

  an object that is both beautiful and useful, generally objects of industrial design which are meant to have utility while having a pleasing aesthetic. the beautility of architecture is seen in frank lloyd wright’s “waterfall home”, but there is also beautility in small things like intricately patterned silverware. what your good looks can do for […]

• cheeBQ

  it’s like cheet but it comes from eating bbq-flavored chips. the best thing you can do with cheebq on your fingers is to lick it off. it tastes like bbq sauce but saltier.

• shut ear

  shut ear is a state or situation where a person can get away from noisy distractions and concentrate on the task at hand. it can be partially experienced in a park or remote place or bed or other quiet sp-ce or can be partially and artifically induced with ear plugs or in a soundproof booth. […]

• Mainstreamphobia

  fear or dislike of normal people. i can’t be around these normal people, i have mainstreamphobia, they scare me. fear or dislike of normal people. i can’t be around these normal people, i have mainstreamphobia, they scare me. fear or dislike of normal people i can’t be around these people, they scare me, i have […]

• Stuffarooed

  feeling full after eating, over-indulgence. bloated. who ate all the pies? i ate too many doughnuts and am now feeling stuffarooed!

• Snowcrete

  concrete-like substance formed from mounds of snow created by snow removal equipment. although it looks like fluffy snow-drifts, it has a density similar to that of concrete. as snowcrete melts and re-freezes, it’s density approaches that of lead. fred and gladys smith did not receive mail for four weeks as their mailbox was surrounded by […]

• xmyg0t

  a group of true ragers unlike myg0t, are mature about their ways and dont act like r-t-rds go away xmyg0t, we know you are a bunch rascist c-nts

• corbino

  -j-c-l-t-ng and screeming corbino as a safe word oh here is comes…..corbino!!!

• French Execution

  whenever france goes to what they call “war”. they always p-ssy out in the middle of the war and become the winning nations -ss slave until the us goes to help them. france has been through so many of these so called “wars”, and in every case it was just one french execution to another.