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• R.T.S.D. “Rush That Shit Down”

  to aggressively persue an object of interest. “man, look at that b-tch over there… i’mma go rush that sh-t down!”

• shovel penis

  a p-n-s that picks up things moderately well. bob’s shovel p-n-s can move three tons of dirt in one day.

• kerdels

  the phenomenon of dried phlegm in the throat. when a person hocks up phlegm and it comes up in hard pellet like consistency. i had a very bad cold and hocked up kerdels that looked like curdled milk.

• divide by 2 add 7

  the rule by which men can only date girls who are older than their age once its been halved and had 7 added to it im into this chick but shes a bit young how old? 14… ur 17 dude – divide by 2 add 7. its a no go

• Wal-Mart feet

  a person whose feet are brown and gritty, presumably from walking barefoot. the name honors the ill-behaved, shoeless, and generally diapered hoodrat offspring running around every wal-mart on the globe. d-mn girl! for lookin’ so fine you got some nasty -ss wal-mart feet! the type of feet that have a permanent residue on them as […]

• ped rat

  someone who hangs out at the ped mall on a nearly daily basis. mall rat’s loser sister. dude, i’m off to the ped mall. i’m such a f-ckin ped rat. 2 more definitions combination of the words pedestrian and rat. the people, usually young adults between the ages of 12 and 25, that constantly hang […]

• ETTO

  acronym for “each to their own”. some people like goats, some don’t. well, etto.

• Backwards Beekeeper

  a guy who frequently receives texts from his swarm of beezys. man, that professor shelton is such a backwards beekeeper!

• Sally Fan

  a middle aged, somewhat overenthusiastic female clay aiken fan. most of the people at the concert were cool, except for a few ladies in full day-glo sally fan regalia who kept blocking our view with their “clay is our angel” sign.

• wokamine

  a portmanteau of woke and dopamine. the feeling you get when you look at a meme that comments on the current state of the world, making you feel informed while not having to actually read anything. “i crave dopamine” “we all do” “but the kind of easy dopamine that gives me the illusion that i’m […]

• forner

  a person from another country texas state rep. debbie riddle (r): “g-ddam forners and there terrist anchor babbys” short version of fornicate hey babt fancy a forn?

• cucumber farm

  the insertion of many cuc-mbers in the -n-s at one point of time. “ahh, my -ss is sore!” “how come isaiah?” “i had a cuc-mber farm up there!”

• Purple Bird

  a pejorative term used by ignorant and jealous white people form bozeman montana for the afro-american p-n-s “she don’t f-ck with white boys ’cause she got the purple bird squawking on her shoulder yo!”

• booomph

  1. the action of smashing a bird with all one’s might. 2. a concise description of a particularly red hot bird. 1. my missus came down for the weekend…booomph! 2. look at that larry, booomph!

• brazilio

  a slang term coined to describe the growing post-op tranny population in brazil, particularly in the gay p-rnography industry. brazilios have really taken over the p-rn market in brazil, it seems like all you can find these days! you look like you are straight out of a brazilio.

• Dryathlon

  a threesome with 2 grannies i was with your grandmother and great aunt hilda last night; and we had a dryathlon.

• InVaLiiDnamE

  invaliidname or invalid name is a well known hacker on xbox live, he will fry your router and release your personal information just if you talk sh-t to him. he is known for disconnecting people and jacking there accounts, he -ssociates with tsgh members as well as members of the infamous clan virus mafia. i […]

• politicing

  bullsh-tting, like politics. when you are holding a joint and talking while everyone waits for u to p-ss that sh-t. when you have a drink and its only partially gone after a long time because you are distracted and not getting f-cked up enough like you planned “d-mn girl…quit politicing and drink your beer!” “stop […]

• Closet Fapper

  a person who endlessly denies that they fap when they are questioned about it….but when they get home…..they proceed to fap. me: do you fap bro? i know i do when i get the urge guy: h-ll no you loser! i have too many girls on my nuts for that me: (this guy is probably […]

• chip stackin’

  to acquire large sums of cash and putting your bundles of cash in stacks. i made so much money at the walgreens after i got paid i was chip stackin’

• Alfredsexual

  someone who is s-xually attracted to alfreds person one: hey, isn’t that guy attractive? person two: is his name alfred? person one: no? person two: do not want. person one: why not? person two: i am alfreds-xual.

• donyea

  french name meaning smooth, calm, sweet , thoughtful and romantic. usually very sweet and soft spoken. my significant other is so donyea.

• nigga rap

  a way ignorant people describe rap or hip hop music to each other. aries- i went to a nice park”and there were sk-mmy teenagers blasting n-gg- rap from their busted up civic swearing hollering.

• nikou

  the s-xiest girl with the biggest -ss on earth…bigger then neptune…bigger then the whole world, a nikou is the most beautiful more alive, makes you speechless..you will want to lose your virginity to her. a nikou is one of the nicest people you will meet..she will make you happy. “wow i would i tap that […]

• cunts with blunts

  any girls that smoke a lot of pot and are total b-tchesc-nt,blunt dude1- what a bunch of wh-r-s. dude2- yeah man there just c-nts with blunts.

• Half time idiot

  basically, someone who’s really smart. but half the time… they’re a complete f-cking idiot. probably about the worst game of “ask for advice” russian roulette you could ever ask for. “yo. my friend’s like one of the smartest guys around. but he doesn’t understand why people share to him their moments of happiness when something […]

• TTYFN

  talk to you f-cking never. sam: talk to you f-cking later whitney: ttyfn

• buzzeh

  someone with a very low iq. “i can’t believe he just said that! n00b buzzeh.”

• Cuntatorship

  similar to a dictatorship, except the leader is a bigger tyrant. when the statue came down, he knew his c-ntatorship was in tatters.

• blind audit

  randomly audit a cl-ss i was bored so i randomly walked through a randomly-selected academic building on campus where i saw a group of students in a random room so i walked in and blind audited.

• bfor

  short for before that was bfor friday

• ham bitch

  a woman who is abnormally unattractive amongst a group of people who are attractive. person 1 – dude! look at the ham b-tch hanging out with the jenners! person 2 – holy sh-t, i’d never leave my house if i looked like that!

• coloffal

  1) an event or happening that is so screwed up it can only be defined as colossally awful. 2) a complete and total sh-t show when the fryolator at work caught on fire, that was a giant coloffal

• The Gunslinger

  a s-xual position for a foursome where one man, serving as the outlaw, raises his finger guns in triumph, pleasuring ladies with each. he dawns a distraught and aggressive look on his face, and his wild tongue serves as the tool for the fourth lady. there is also a horse-riding option, making the gunslinger a […]

• Noongah tax

  an alternative word for stealing i just noongah taxed that white kids bike

• breeder farm

  a straight bar the entire world and everything in it. due to the fact that the vast majority of people are heteros-xual and therefore “breeders” let’s run an experiment shall we? since “breeders” are bad, we shall exile all h-m-s-xuals to an island. eventually, they will all die. sorry but breeders win this round -ssholes!

• penis motorboat

  (v.) act of a woman giving the b-lls/grundle/junk the motorboat effect. studies have shown this to be most enjoyable… especially while eating corn beef hash.t the p-n-s motorboat… by patrck j. ferro, jr. narrated by jason blank what happened was… i woke up one morning and i came out of this persons house which i […]

• Smallafro

  a smallafro is a type of youtuber. the type that puts no effort into his/her videos, and yet, gets m-ssive popularity. how is this smallafro popular? this video was recorded on his phone!

• Rocky Mountain Bike Ride

  when you have -n-l s-x with a girl then make her ride a bike after. jason: how was your booze cruise with joyce? matt: we pulled over to a hidden spot and i got her in the -ss then we rode back home. jason: ahh, rocky mountain bike ride.

• Four Leaf Blowver

  on st. patrick’s day four guys cover their erections in green frosting and place them on a fifth party’s face, the “four leaf blowver” is the process in which the fifth party member sucks the frosting off each erection. when all the frosting is sucked off of the erections the “four leaf blowver” is complete. […]

• Light Wash Jeans Disorder

  a contagious disorder in which you picture the opposite s-x naked when they are wearing light wash jeans. omg!!! jimmy is wearing light wash jeans!! what a tiny little ding-dong he has!!! i hate my light wash jeans disorder!!!

• wonder shit

  when one believes one to have excreted in the toilet, but when one checks the toilet, appears to be no trace of excrement there. yo dude i had a wonder sh-t last night! after i shat the f-ckin toilet there was no sh-t there! i wonder what the f-ck happend!

• Southern Mafia

  a geographically oriented group of ‘good ole boy’ daddy’s and cheer leading, pageant mommy’s that refuse to allow a newcomer to partic-p-te in their community. any partic-p-tion requires area birth right or someone of authority publicly vouching for you to be considered part of the small town ‘clan.’ gossip, not facts, rule day to day […]

• coneticut

  if you spelt connecticut this way you are a f-cking r-t-rd nice job m8 you: i just went to coneticut friend: you have autism

• Nerdgen

  a video game nerd who b-tches and complains about everything on halo 3. “thats bullsh-t i shouldnt have died”, “shut the f-ck up you nerdgen.”

• Diverse body

  a girl that has a small and perfect waist ,she has small but not to small b–bs.she also has a big -ss.she is just body goals. d-mn kyrie look at her d-mn she have a diverse body! #b–bs #bodygoals #-ss #small waist

• chatlish

  words or abbreviations that are used in internet chatrooms. lol, lmao, rotfl, bish, m-th-f-xer, chillaxin, get off my font, do you type in chatlish

• hasavasalasadis

  1. the fart after another fart. 2. a very long, not tamed, very bad smelling flatuelance. dude, did you just hasavasalasadis in your pants?

• Fecal Floatation

  a condition often provoked by -n-l s-x in the bathtub stacey: yes we can try -n-l in the bathtub so it doesn’t get messy ron: ok honey… anything for -n-l stacey: oh that is pretty good ron… please take it out though ron: holy cow! what came out with my p-n-s stecey: i don’t know […]

• Nuts like a fox

  to intentionally act insane in order to confuse and beguile others as part of your master plan. you’re completely nuts! yeah, nuts like a fox!