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• squeeze the cream cheeze

  to sh-t yourself, either purpasely or accidently. -did you f-ckin’ squeeze the cheeze? -worse. -squeeze the cream cheeze. -yeah, let’s get the f-ck outa here, man. -you go, i ain’t goin’ anywhere with you when you smell like sh-t.

• krovie

  a rapper and star teenage boy in the making krovies new song is fire

• Smeeba

  a smelly, cheese like fungus that grows on the female cl-toris. that girl has some gross smellin smeeba

• Rulay

  a term usually used by dominicans meaning to be chilled, and/or relaxed. estoy rulay en mi casa

• billy barbito

  someone who is addicted to screaming billy repeatedly billy barbito possessed sunny and jasmin is not impressed

• boozy nuts

  when you’re super drunk and you nut in a girls mouth and it taste like alcohol. i got a buzz from my mans boozy nuts last night.

• chapped ass syndrome

  dry -n-s caused by severe -n-l s-x. also referred to as c.a.s. symptoms include -n-l bleeding, skin peeling from the r-ct-m, dizziness, blurred vision, and obscured thinking. herb has chapped -ss syndrome. a condition that results from exessive -n-l s-x. may involve simple redness of skin or skin peeling off and bleeding. you got chapped […]

• Janifer

  the best story teller there is and will ever be! a janifer is a big ball of randomness and entertainment. if you cant find entertainment talking to a janifer you should shoot yourself. a janifer is one of the funniest people around no matter what shes talking about she finds something funny about it. janifer […]

• The Balls’s

  noun: a couple who are so right they are like two b-lls in a sac. oh look at art and julia, they are so right for each other, they are the b-lls’s

• Squied

  adjative;slang a stupid wimpy h-m- s-xual. man mike is such a squied

• BCV

  acronym, b-tt crack v-g-n- 1. a physical condition of the v-lv- in which the l-b– majora resemble a small b-tt crack. see also mcv. i could not tell where that woman’s b-tt crack stopped and v-g-n- started because she had a bcv.

• Canadianferior

  contraction of canada + inferior; used to describe stuff from canada that sucks or isn’t as good. brian adams is a canadianferior springsteen.

• Swuit

  a suit made up of a sweater vest and a cardigan, worn with a bowtie. hey todd you have is that a new swuit that you are wearing

• liquifabulous

  a term used to describe expensive real estate built on landfill that is pr-ne to liquifaction in the event of a major earthquake. i just got back from san francisco. my cousin has a liquifabulous place in the marina.

• Party Jess

  somebody who is present at the party, but refuses to put down their laptop. look out – we’ve got a party jess over in the corner.

• Falklands

  british islands in the south pacific, populated by british citizens who vote unanimously time after time to remain british citizens. the falkland islands were attacked by argentine in the 1982, but were routed by british forces and ended up surrendering the entire place in a huge act of cowardice. despite the fact that the islands […]

• hold what ya got

  stop whatever you are doing. slow down or shut up if someone is saying something they shouldnt be saying tell them, hold what ya got. you doin to much

• Anton

  s-xy mature boy that gets lots of girls and very athletic. often times anton will be -ssociated with someone more intelligent, hotter and funnier than the people that wish they were him. d-mn look at that guy, he’s almost as s-xy as anton. i wanna suck his… oh hi anton. 6 more definitions the coolest […]

• straight to the face

  the act of consuming something, usually alcoholic beverages, in a focused and intense manner. as soon as i get home, there will be wine- straight to the face.

• Amoazing

  the everlasting surprise or great wonder of the known and how it will relates to the future. the certainty of what is amazing now, and the hope that it will still be great in the future. the arcade fire, like david bowie are amazing now, and will still be amazing into the future. they are […]

• 4th of july firework show

  this is where four dudes take turns j-zzing onto a girls face and screaming “america, f-ck yeah” this can only be done in the month of july “me and the homies found a girl who was up for a 4th of july firework show. she looked like frosty the snowman when we were done with […]

• Smelligator

  rare, attractive biped known for its overwhelming stench (smell) and giant, crushing mandibles (like a gator). why, look at that fetching underbite…and man is she stank. that must be smelligator.

• peckerino romano

  the sm-gm- (c-ck cheese) of a male of italian ethnicity. it’s a play-on-words based on a combination of the words “p-ck-r” (c-ck, d-ck) and the italian cheese “pecorino romano”. “wow, my boyfriend guido had some major p-ck-rino romano action going on his d-ck last night when he had me give him a bl-w j-b.”

• paranoid fantasy

  the act of reading multiple dark motives into other peoples actions without verification. feeling socially and emotionally insecure to point of deciding the world is against you. thinking like a victim whilst displaying extreme, irrational distrust of others. cindy didn’t invite me to her party and i went into a paranoid fantasy until i realised […]

• Yanilsa

  a girl that is very spontaneous that always has some amazing advise to give. she’ll always be there even if she has something better to do. basically the best person you can meet in life. =] also, very talented, btw she is a hardcore gamer and likes to spend her free time playing modern warfare […]

• longitudinal wave

  something you dont need to know longitudinal waves arent important

• anocitic

  not the norm (a candiism) the shooting was very anocitic of the suspect and he usually is a very calm person

• pridurak

  the right thing to say to a total jerk. from russian-jerk-ss, basterd, idiot, go to h-ll pridurak

• Astonied

  dazed; bewildered; filled with consternation. historical examples the many were astonied at him; his visage was so marred more than men, and his form than the children of men. the expositor’s bible george adam smith then looked they on her, and saw her so fair that they were all astonied. auc-ssin and nicolete andrew lang […]

• ty and mikey’s bromance

  they’re in love. they text all day and night. it’s ty and mikey’s bromance.

• M1911

  the m1911 is a semi-automatic, recoil-operated, single-action handgun. it is fed from a 7-round detachable box magazine. it fires the .45 acp round. it was invented by john browning in 1911, hence the name. it was the standard sidearm of the u.s. military from 1911 to 1985, when it was replaced by the beretta m9. […]

• sfea

  skate fast, eat -ss “hey bro, heard of that new club?” “no.” “well it’s called sfea i think you should join it.”

• Dinnerd

  an immature way to replace any expletive word with a word that no one will know or hear of. wow! you are such a dinnerd!

• Teapoled

  when someone inadvertantly cuts you off and then stops forward movement causing you to almost run into them. it can also mean someone selfishly getting in your way for there own benefit. adam: why are you mad? greg: i was picking my order when chuck just cut me off and then stopped. i almost ran […]

• brackatize

  created in 8th grade math cl-ss. to incapsulate a portion of an equation in brackets so that portion is calculated first hey i didn’t get the right answer for #4 you just forgot to brackatize the last part thanks dude!

• Whale Spouting

  when you jerk off and you intentionally c-m on your own face franco daily likes to in his dorm lay in bed and perform whale spouting!

• tiger fuck

  when a dude tells his buddy, “f-ck you”, and then pauses and says “like tiger f-ck you” and at the same time impersonates tiger woods swinging a golf club until tiger begins the foreswing and then switches to a hand gesture demonstrating a p-n-s sluging all over the buddy’s face. also it can be performed […]

• drum machine

  an electronic device designed to sequence sounds (kick drum, snare, etc.) to a pattern. drum machines commonly have only 4 measures (with 4 beats). drum machines are most commonly used by hip-hop and techno producers. i just sequenced a kick drum on the first beat of each measure and a snare drum to the last […]

• Apiece

  for each piece, thing, or person; for each one; each: we ate an orange apiece. the cakes cost a dollar apiece. contemporary examples in 2008, 324 bundlers raised at least $100,000 apiece for obama, according to the center for responsive politics. the race for 2012’s billions peter h. stone march 16, 2011 she has been […]

• Barium thiosulfate

  a white, crystalline, water-insoluble, poisonous solid, bas 2 o 3 ⋅h 2 o, used chiefly in the manufacture of explosives, matches, paints, and varnishes.

• hipster fucks

  hipster f-cks are people who think they are so cool by their laid back “lack of trendiness- i dont try to be cool” when really they are defeating what they are saying by their own disguised trendiness. responsible for the new boy band, they usually dislike anything remotely accepted because it is remotely accepted, and […]

• waxing the boards

  verb// visiting a message board, and partic-p-ting in it’s undertakings. i am waxing the boards as we speak.

• kill my dog

  phrase used when you are experiencing anger, frustration, and when you basically hate life. man, kill my dog. i have a psych paper due tomorrow!

• jahidul

  an -ss hole who thinks he is the best but he is not! stop being a jahidul

• tour pillow

  a term touring musicians use to refer to girls in different towns that they can hook up with. i’ve got a tour pillows in new york, miami, and philadelphia. buy the domain for your recipe site

• Aurene

  baddest b-tch in the world! she’s chill af and is down for anything. has the best baking skillz in the world and can f-ck a b-tch up…if she had the confidence to. if anyone f-cked with her, they’d be in a load of trouble cuz her filipinos will f-ck them up. best example of a […]

• ‘Cidin

  1. n. slang. coricidintm, an otc cough remedy containing dextromethorphan (dxm), and often (foolishly) used recreationally for this reason. caution: read warning below! 2. v. slang. using coricidintm recreationally to get high from the dxm it containsimportant note: while coricidin does contain dxm, it also contains antihistimines which can be extremely dangerous when taken in […]

• Billybag

  to take a sh-t in a purse an cover it in fake money to leave innocently looking like a free bag of forgotten cash on the street for excited victims to search swiftly whilst you hide an watch them dip there hands in your steaming pile of sh-t billybag sh-t purse prank fun f-ck wrexham

• Harris the Pie

  to take the best of a group of items without reguard for others. d-mn it, he harrised the pepperoni and didnt leave andything but the olive mushroom.

• sup

  you have just been friendzoned. guy texts a girl: hey beautiful girl replies: sup a cat a term that cool people use because they are too d-mn lazy to say what’s up. (too much effort involved there man.) “sup yo!” a contraction of the phrase “what’s up?” jack: hey, sup? jill: not much a greeting, […]