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• nunch

  the abbreviation for the act of “nut punching” (nunching) dude, i’m so gonna nunch you. you are so asking for a nunching. it is like the armpit of your p-n-s. the area under your p-n-s, but on the top of our sack.. it was so humid in chicago, my nunch was dripping sweat. to perform […]

• Asela

  the s-xiest, nicest, kindest boy in the world. i write him love songs constantly. he is the apple of my eye. he dresses poorly. he’s a very strange kid. i’m not sure if he has friends. i want to marry him. he’s really emo and cuts himself. it’s okay because it’s hot when he does […]

• auntiesiannan

  a successful business woman who calls out teeny bopper wh-r-s for what they really are. auntiesiannan told the 14-year-old with 3 children that she’s never going to amount to anything in life if she continues popping out children and depending on wic/welfare.

• cowboy brazilian

  when two men wax each others b-ttholes and then do some -ss play afterwards. mike, wanna do a cowboy brazilian with me? when two men wax each others b-ttholes and then do some -ss play afterwards. mike, wanna do a cowboy brazilian with me?

• northview

  a school full of uneducated -ss motherf-ckers who the they are currently the sh-t. this school is also located in the area of brooklyn park, minnesota which is also full of dirty weave -ss mother truckers and smell like camel s-x and goat head. wow she is so northview , do you see that northview.

• Peter pan dat shit

  an alternative statement to establish that you’re going ham. this phrase is used to refer to multiple levels of going hard, and plays on the disney character’s technique of “thinking happy thoughts”. once said person has declared they are “peter panning dat sh-t” they must follow through with the action. the segment of the phrase […]

• Marriage Equality Day

  the day the united states legalized lgbt marriage. the date it was leagalized was 06-26-15. happy marriage equality day!

• Hat Spot

  the bald spot that appears at the crown of older men’s heads. some times applicable to women, as well. joe removes his hat, and it is suddenly apparent to everyone that joe has a large hat spot.

• aulionna

  the sweetest most gorgeous and most kind and caring human being to exist. she is never rude or ever unkind in anyway. she is the best girlfriend any boy can ask for. thank you for being here aulionna. see that beautiful girl over there? no doubt that is aulionna

• hispaniola

  an island in the caribbean where dominican republic and haiti are. i’m going to go to hispaniola for my vacation.

• Big Money Hustlas

  the insane clown posse’s first movie staring icp, twiztid, rudy ray moore, alex abbis, myzery, jumpsteady, and more. great movie is big money hustlas

• The Snake The Cross The Crown

  a f-ckin’ amazing band, they’re like melodic emo shiz. their ep was breathtaking but their new sh-t sucks. kid: hey, have you heard the snake the cross the crown? other kid: yeah! the contortionist is my favorite song!

• permanently borrow

  to steal or acquire something and never give it back can i permanently borrow you’re dress?

• burgalerlur

  burgalerlur burgalerlur burgalerlur burgalerlur burgalerlur.

• Dooflinkey

  any part, piece, or item that you cannot remember the name for at that moment. ron needed a dooflinkey to fix his car.

• Face only a fist could love

  a little like ‘face only a mother could love’, but worse. someone whose appearance instantly provokes immediate thoughts of very violent acts. you’d probably be doing them a favour, in fact. as per “that (insert name here)’s got a face only a fist could love” examples: sonia off eastenders any liverpool fan the sort of […]

• break up ornament

  a great way to deal with a break up! breakup-rnaments.com i thought dana needed to laugh about her break up…so i bought her a break up ornament

• Groove grouter

  1. a male partner who has a hard time getting his shaft in the hole. 2. a male partner with a propensity for clumsiness when working his shaft down there, often approaching the wrong hole. barbara: herb was so cr-p in bed. he needs a map to find his way around down there. he acted […]

• musical coma

  a state in which one is so enveloped in a song, that they don’t acknowledge the world around them, either because of the lyrics, the music, or both. benjamin iii went into a musical coma listening to let the drummer kick, and he had no idea i had been trying to get his attention for […]

• Chip in

  being helpful, take part in yo, can’t you see i’m carrying this really heavy box. come on, chip in! to contribute. usually in reference to money, but can refer to anything (e.g. drugs). 1. “if we each chip in a tenner, we’ll have enough money to rent a car!” 2. “if we each chip in […]

• insanine

  a adj to describe something that is beyond insane dat dome was insanine mann

• rynk

  a hot guy with a terrific sense of style usually sporting bright colors, argile, and a perfectly tailored pair of pants. did you see that rynk just coming out of barney’s?

• bucketheid

  also see bucketheed oh my god you’re such a bucketheid

• Cookie-ing

  the act of seeking out and observing cookies in their native habitat. i am going out cookie-ing this sat-rday. i am hoping to add the rare macadamia nut fudge lebkuchen to my life list. the act of having s-xual intercourse untill the female -rg-sms and as she screams from pleasure,and as she screams insert a […]

• Jason Out

  failing to turn up to a gathering with friends in favor an event that seems important to the person, but pointless to everyone else. derived from jason’s quest for the golden fleece, which seemed important to him, but is really just a long and boring story. i’m going to jason out of going to the […]

• gave it some jandal

  accelerated harder than normal when driving a car. synonymous with “floored it” and “put the pedal to the metal”. used most frequently by racing drivers from new zealand. scott: “i don’t know what happened there. i just plucked her in first, gave it some jandal and f-ck yeah.”

• Stomlz

  aka: story of my life (z for extra tool emphasis) person 1: i can’t find my scarf! why do i always lose my stuff? person 2: stomlz.

• Prestige Disease

  a disease which causes many teen males to stay home from school in order to rank up on call of duty. the only symptoms of prestige disease are a long period of time spent playing the game, and rapid ranking up by a player on xbox. “mike, do you know why paul never showed up […]

• Nigerian Hooker

  another way to say n-gg-r without getting attacked with a race card. you’re a nigerian hooker, laquisha. see, i said that so you wouldn’t be able to call me racist, you n-gg-r.

• Cheap Meat Hole

  a term used to identify a hooker. or in other words, one who willingly lets men dip their dirty hands in her cookie jar. that cheap meat hole only gave me head as opposed to tails.

• Chemical Engineer

  one who does for profit what a chemist does for fun. see also prost-tute. what’s the difference between a chemical engineer and a chemist? about 20 grand. (1) a stupid son of a b-tch who didn’t know what he was getting himself into. (2) one who hates electrical and mechanical engineering but still wants to […]

• Ugly Versace

  means a man that looks like a good package (successful, good looking) so you want to like him, but he actually is not that great for you (immature, commit-phobe, bad personality). first coined in sapna magazine love and dating article. girl, don’t worry about him calling back, he was ugly versace.

• sunshine lick

  a guy is doing a girl up the -ss and before he comes he takes it out and puts it in her ear comes in her ear and licks it out dude you gave her a sunshine lick you f-cking dork

• Teszler

  a hungarian surname which directly translates to “monster truck that walks like a man”. it is possible to detect the approach of a teszler by both the tremularity of the ground and the sudden excitement of all farm animals in the area (if you suspect that a teszler might be in the area it is […]

• slop daddy

  there aren’t any definitions for slop daddy yet. can you define it?

• coupling

  hit uk tv show, that flopped when remade stateside. proof that humour is on the whole non-exportable. “the plot of lesbian spank inferno? well, there is these five lesbian film makers who decide to hold a competion to see who can make the best.. er art film. so they show each other the films and […]

• long john

  p-n-s of extraordinary length ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -southern hospitality long underwear that is worn in the winter its cold outside i better wear my long johns so my b-lls don’t freeze off! when after -n-l s-x, you remove your condom and smack your partner across the face with it. davey […]

• Social-Media-Terrorism

  with the use of social media tools, individual(s) cause damage thru bad behavior, p.r., lies, half-truths, rumors, etc. to a company’s brand or product. the effect is terror and distraction to the brand’s core ip. social-media-terrorism http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/16/business/media/16dominos.html?ref=technology http://blog.plusfactory.net/2009/04/man-made-digital-media-disasters-or- social-media-terrorism

• ginhaler

  a person with an unnatural ability to drink martinis quickly, or a person with a penchant for drinking martinis to excess. “did you see steve down those martinis at the bar last night? he’s becoming a ginhaler.”

• analise

  from the word, amazing, coolest person i know -n-lise can drop and pop it like its hot 1 more definition add your own -n-lise’s are always super hot. -n-lise’s always have good friends, they always have guy best friends too. -n-lise’s can never be knocked down because n-body can intimidate them. d-mn that’s definitely an […]

• i fucked you in the ass

  this term is a form of saying i p-wned you or dominated over you. -2 guys playing cards- guy 1: d-mn i lost. guy 2: oh yeah, i f-cked you in the -ss.

• Parchay

  a word that means how something valuable to someone at the moment is cheap. if someone is really hungry and they have a lot of money on them, then whatever amount of food they want or buy is considered a parchay. most likely this person does not always have a lot of money on them, […]

• fuckchos

  tortilla chips dripping with s-m-n i was so spent i couldn’t even eat my f-ckchos! two large f-ckchos, c-mming right up!

• slink

  girls that are not sl-ts but act like them. are flirty, obnoxious, facetious, on twerk teams, wear revealing clothing, etc. but are virgins and have never had a boyfriend. (midpoint between sl-t and respectable) “oh by george you got some!” “no dude calm down i didn’t get any.” “then why was she sitting on your […]

• Capressing

  adorably cute and yet rather depressing. usually used to describe angsty alternative music. “i don’t love you” by my chemical romance can be considered “capressing”

• sarcananisim

  its that thing that is what seems real but isnt what yew realy mean my best friend likes to use sarcananisim a lot.

• bonus beer

  beer which one “discovers” having not known that it was there. typically this occurs after a party or family gathering/event and may often involve a secondary fridge or forgotten cooler. discovery of said beer is usually followed by feelings of joy and well being, similar to finding unexpected money in a jacket one has not […]

• Morgan Requiem

  one of the hottest rising scene idols from italy and he actually cares about his fans too unlike some of the other jerk scene idols like kiki… person 1: hey did you hear kiki’s latest rant on stickam? person 2: yah dude.. shes super b-tchy! person 1: yah for reals… she should be more like […]

• True Mexican

  a mexican who is legit; spanish accent, wears sombreros, breaks pinatas martin-“look at her, she’s wearing a sombrero while breaking a pinata!” alejandra-“yeah, that kelsey is sure a true mexican!”

• Messed

  f-cked in the head. no idea about anything. just stupid! you are messed. (with a disgusted look) drunk or high me and candice got soo messed last night at the bar! a scenario or sitation, your own or otherwise which is undesirable or unexpected. man, you having to work the long weekend, thats messed. short […]