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• mayonnaise toes

  when one -j-c-l-t-s onto a woman’s toes. she looked at me and said “give me mayonnaise toes please”

• adrulu

  the sh-tlord of the internet adrulu dekrus age: 5 gender: male cl-ss: rogue aspect: mind likes: cats, spicy food, humans, fluffy things, gory things, spooky stories, cat-puns, music, time. hates: imbeciles, gtfo-spammers, humans, dogs, hamsters, campsters, -ssholes, school, his room, his “parents”, his “friends”, his dead mother, bots. personality: -personality changes according to circ-mstance -holds […]

• ritz carlton

  the nicest hotel chain in the world, the richest of the rich will stay there. rooms can be as much as a few thousand a night. my family and i are gonna stay at the ritz carlton, we’re rolling rich now dude, this place is sick, the best hotels in the world, and the nicest. […]

• common bombins

  the diarrhea p–p after eating at eagle commons at clarion university. 1)dude james we gotta get back to the dorm im about to have some common bombins. 2) uh oh i feel the common bombins comin.

• flush the duck

  taking a sh-t, then farting and flushing while still sitting on the can. i tried to stop the smell, so i had to flush the duck…

• wigums

  s-xy and/or bad-ss yo slack, that was f-ckin wigums!

• hitting myself off

  hitting myself off involves the act of self satisfaction. it most commonly involves material, spiritual or substance induced gratification. to hit oneself off usually involves, but is not limited to, the ingestion of marijuana substance and a delicious meal. however, one can hit oneself off in various ways. hitting myself off is often used in […]

• Exotic Firefighter

  is when you rip of your p-b-s and insert them in the girls mouth, after this, you light the p-b-s on fire, make sure the b-tch screams, then you j-zz on the p-b-s to extinguish the fire, once this is done, the girl will say “oh, honey you saved my life!” then you say, “d-mn […]

• Ripole

  a person with dark skin that people don’t know whether they are black or not. it is uncommon for someone to ask him whether or not he is black. person1: is brian black? person2: i don’t know, he’s a ripole

• zirconforce

  the word used for virgins who lurk in a chat all day, so that they can post a sh-tty meme to jerk off to. today there was a zirconforce in my chat so hitler shot him in the head after he posted a sh-tty meme.

• BPL

  only the g-d d-mn bootball prediction league!!!! the finest bootball prediction league there is with the greatest managers and premier stars such as the evil honkies and the bent coppers. g-d d-mn that bpl be one h-lluva motherf-cker of a league abbreviation for barclays premier league the bpl is the most entertaining football league in […]

• Barely like 90%

  when something is going to happen most often in your favor, usually you are really faded or pullin patty, something good is going to happen 1: what are you gonaa do tonight? 2: im gonna f-ck some b-tch! 1: really??? 2: barely like 90%, dogg!!!

• Pradatype

  the model of a modern male model, especially one swarthy, stubbly yet winsome, with mirrored sungl-sses and at least two white-and-gleaming articles of clothing. giorgio is the pradatype: his white kicks glint, he smokes real cool, and even when he squats in the gutter, it becomes the handsome place to be.

• kamarah

  someone who falls asleep before everyone else and then gets drawn on and/or tortured while sleeping. hahaha shes such a kamarah :]

• I’m on it like Blue Bonnet

  i am working very hard on developing some stuff. (one’s intonation will effect the exact meaning of this… i.e.:) 1. i am overwhelming the issue by investing way to much time and energy into it… like way too much b-tter on a m-ffin. 2. i am doing a cr-ppy job at this… just as blue […]

• sponaballs

  a man with rather large t-st-cl-s and a gargantuous membrane to accompany them. this man is usually very attractive and has mad game with the ladies. it is believed that he has hooked up with the entire alaphabet(of ladies last names). “you see sponab-lls over there, i heard his b-lls are huge.” “yeah well i […]

• Bravemuffin

  browse: a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z # new top definition bravem-ffin when somebody has both the properties of being brave and cute, this phrase is used to describe them. that guy is such a […]

• harrypotterology

  harry potter related trivia, that some people seem to know, and others don’t. usually stuff that isn’t essential to the understanding of the story. hey man, what does ron weasley’s mother’s cousin do for fun? i don’t know. i’m not up on my harrypotterology

• Factass

  someone who goes around telling useless facts that the fact-ss will think is usefull to that person that geek jane is such a fact-ss.

• RocLok

  pr-nounced rock-lock (noun) 1. the safest way to hide a key outside. 2. a realistic faux rock with a built-in combination lock. 3. handmade in beaverton, oregon usa. 4. weighs 9 lbs and stands 7 inches tall. my roclok keeps me safe from locking myself out. the little boy opened the combination lock on his […]

• Nyak

  an expression of distress when one knows they’ve just messed up. -drops a pan while trying to be quiet and it makes a really loud noise, alerting everyone.- “nyak! #nyak the expression that one of the the three stooges would make. ooh a wise guy? nyak nyak! #nyack #stooges #sounds #expressions #three the mating call […]

• islander bros

  the opposite of eskimo bros, this term is used to reference when two friends break up with the same person. man, i just broke up with your ex. i guess we are islander bros now.

• Community Jack

  the act of gathering with friends to j-ck-ff. used heavily by athletic teams to release stress before big games. jim: hey bud, you going to the locker room for the community jack? jesse: yeah i am bud, it feels so good.

• Owkay

  a word used by a girl when she is being told a story that she has absolutely no interest in hearing “…and that’s the real meaning behind those lyrics” girl: “owkay”

• Parham

  a very sincere and chill persian guy. parham is very trustworthy, has a great sense of humour, and is very smart. he may be quiet at first but will open up if you give him the chance. he is great friend friend to have. everyone wants a little parham in their life. mana- “i wish […]

• Weekend Parking

  refers to the freeway shoulders where drivers are forced to leave their cars as they are being arrested for dui. this mostly occurs on the weekend. one may experience feeling similar to “the walk of shame” as they have a friend help them pick up their car later. -whup whup- joe: oh sh-t! -hic- defernitely […]

• zandorf

  a name usually describing someone who doesnt fit in, someone who is like a misfit. this kind of person is normally picked on and teased by others. man, that kid is such a zandorf

• chasing the bug

  intentionally seeking hiv infection. a hiv negative person trying to become hiv postive. usually in the context of having unprotected s-x with multiple partners or seeking out s-x with hiv postive people. if he continues chasing the bug he’s going to end up dying of aids.

• pre-forget

  in an attempt to forgo the future, a person wants to not remember the next few years and pretend they didn’t happen. democrat: isn’t it amazing america elected barack obama? republican: i want to forget election night and pre-forget the next four years.

• ski wank

  when a female is in between two males and is masterbating both at the same time. john and ciaran where lying on the bed and stephanie came in drunk and sat between them. she tells them to pull their trousers down then starts masterbating both at the same time. aka ski w-nk

• whazzon

  a statement in which “what’s going on” becomes one shortened word. peter came into the chat room and immediately typed in whazzon wanting to know what everyone was talking about.

• Bushditto

  the ability to twist and mangle simple phrases, thoughts and ideas the leader spoke with bushditto as forcefully as would a toothless dog chewing bones.

• miliguilt

  (v) the act of sanctimoniously using patriotic social media memes and graphics to shame people into feeling guilt for enjoying whatever they planned to do on memorial day, the fourth of july, or veterans day. may also involve making people feel guilty about complaining about the weather, being far from home, or merely griping about […]

• Queef Shower

  when a man is eating out a woman and she has a very juicy queef that splatters in his face. yo, i was eating this b-tch and she gave me a queef shower so i smacked her and went home.

• butt carpet

  an extreme amount of hair that covers a man (or woman’s) -ss. you should have seen the b-tt carpet on that guy!

• pepperenis

  when the pepperoni on a pizza forms a p-n-s. it becomes a pepperenis she makes the best pepperenis pizza ever!

• beijinger

  beijinger means that a person who lives and resides in beijing or a native of beijing. for example, -where are you from? – i am from beijing. i am beijinger.

• manfreht

  he doesn’t take sh-t from n-body but when he’s your friend he’s there to stay and make memories with you. he loves to play games and challenge himself. getting girls is hard but when he does his girl will know he’s special. great friend to depend on. a fan of those d-mn f-cking memes. mother […]

• Crip Ghetto

  “crip ghetto” is the slang term that the disability community has given to nursing homes and mental inst-tutions due to the fact that alot of persons with disabilities (cripples or crippled) live in nursing homes and mental inst-tutions. my best friend is living in a “crip ghetto” because my best friend is a quadriplegic person.

• face period

  a blood nose. fred hit barney and gave him a face period.

• ThirdFan

  fans of guitarist ,jack white, known as the third man. the name “thirdfans” was given by a jack white instagram fan page @jackf-ckingwhite i’m a thirdfan for life!

• Demonym

  a name for a resident of a place which is derived from the name of that particular place. a demonym is also called a gentilic. “the demonym for a person from chicago is chicagoan.”

• sport allen

  super stud, great sprint car driver

• gay rapey dave

  a man named dave who would prefer to not have s-x with a drunk girl in case he is accused of rape, but will happily perv over anything else that moves and isn’t adverse to a bit of necrophilia. will not rule out s-x with any gender as looks limit the possibility of having regular […]

• dc the don

  bootleg -ss n-gg- that think he lil uzi vert n-gg- stop being a c–n with your dc the don -ss music

• Convenient Anatomy

  medically, when one’s anatomy lends itself to easy and convenient cleaning, manipulating, and/or repositioning. in medical context: john doe’s incontinence was super easy to clean because of the convenient anatomy of his scr-t-m.

• Canukistan

  a derogatory nickname for canada; “canuck” being a nickname for a canadian and “istan” making reference to middle eastern countries. the name exists due to the rapidly increasing middle eastern immigrant population. a notable city is brampton, referred to as bramladesh 1. “why visit pakistan when we can just go to canukistan?” 2. bob “where’d […]

• Beachnative

  a laid back beach going kinda guy. usually surfs, likes fishing, sports and other activities related to the beach. look at that beachnative! that sob can surf, fish and jetski like a m-f-! i wish i was him.

• Sea Monkies

  when one eats an excessive amount of lettuce, chewed properly, which is then spewed out in diarrheal form… resulting in what appears to be sea monkies floating in the toilet bowl. dude, that ranch from arbys f-cked up my stomach… caused me to blow sea monkies all afternoon. d-mn paul newman.

• burn down

  smoke some marijuana sid- “yo gnardog you wanna burn down today” zoutachris- “h-ll yea broham” sid- “gnarly”