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• straight squared

  when your teeth and s-xuality are both equally straight. “d-mn did you see jack’s teeth? they are so straight!” “and he is straight also.” “that means he is straight squared!”

• Kevin Millar

  first baseman for the sox, and possibly the funniest player. he’s my dawg. “kevin millar hit a homer last night” 1 more definition he is a mediocre 1b and of for the redsox. he normally has a better second half of a season than a first. kevin millar has h-t 3 homeruns tonight

• swaziland

  country in africa me and my homeboys have roots back to swaziland funniest named country on earth, personal favorite the name swaziland promotes laughter and soiling urself

• Drama-gician

  someone who creates drama out of absolutely nothing. we were just having a nice conversation and then he comes in and starts sh-t about you not taking your shoes off when you come into the house. he’s a f-cking drama-gician!

• Simdrome

  a sickness acquired after playing the sims for far too long. person 1: dude, you wanna chill tonight? person 2: i can’t, i have simdrome from playing sims 3 all day.

• vygiene

  \ˈvī-ˌjēn also vī-ˈ\ function: noun 1 : a science of the establishment and maintenance of your v-g-n-l area 2 : conditions or practices (as of cleanliness) conducive to health of your v-g-n-l area although attractive, the stripper’s v-g-n-l area reeked as she performed her lap dance on my friend jack. we determined that she definitely […]

• shraubstein

  shraubstein is the new word, like pawm, owned, omg, wtf (you are playing a online game, and your about to kill a guy) you: dude, i’m gona kill u them: pttf, ok you slash em with some good sword. them: omfg!! i died!!! you: hahaaa, shraubstein

• London Style

  take from the episode of friend “the one with the truth about london” london style is defined as “being in the bathtub with a woman who is feeding you strawberries.” our eyes met across the room and the next thing i knew we were doing things london style!

• Tiburon Turnpike

  s-x act performed on a wealthy woman by a hired gigolo. the woman -ssumes any tantric yoga position in hopes of engaging in deep cosmic tantric s-x with her hired steed. the gigolo sensually inserts part of his ‘linga’ (c-ck) in her ‘yoni’ (c-nt), and begins to make sweet, expensive love to her for about […]

• quierdo

  a queer and very much gay wierdo the exact opposite of quagmire from family guy, a quierdo a combination of the words queer and wierdo. that terry kid is such a quierdo. a person with h-m-s-xual tendancies that acts in a wierd or obsurd manner did you see adam stillman’s quierdo sweater? what a gay! […]

• shavaiz

  a pakistani greasy piece of sh-t. he will suck your c-ck even if it’s small for free. he loves masturbating with indian bollywood in the back ground. john: i think i just saw a shavaiz. mark: shavaiz is a real thing?

• lisztomania

  1. lisztomania is a 1975 film by ken russell, drawn from a biography of franz liszt (world famous hungarian composer, virtuoso pianist and teacher.) 2. song by phoenix released in february 2009 from the wolfgang amadeus phoenix alb-m. the alb-m’s first single is “lisztomania”. the term “lisztomania” was coined by the german romantic literary figure […]

• cd the player

  to listen to what you want that you can pick up anywhere you would go that tells you what you want to hear i like to listen to cd the player since it’s all the stuff i really want to listen to.

• Sharon Cox

  made up slang name = sharin’ c-cks. a chick who likes to take on 2 or more c-cks at once. yes, there probably is someone with that name, but, if so, this does not refer to you. d-ck: have you met sindy yet? peter: no. why man? d-ck: she’s an awesome sharon c-x! roger moore […]

• dahoish

  new england farm folk greeting “dahoish, hot dog!”

• daydrinker

  one who is a sloppy, drunken mess in full debauchery by mid afternoon. marin, christina and moses were downtown yelling profanities in the middle of the street at two o’clock in the afternoon… f-cking daydrinkers.

• Red Chode Muffin

  a bi-s-xual ginger who enjoys getting plowed in the -ss after getting p-ssed on by transs-xuals with chlamydia that jonah smith is a quite the red chode m-ffin!

• Golda Winestein

  1. jewish disguise for obtaining alcohol 2. woman of the jewish faith who wears large gl-sses, gaudy jewelry, tacky sweaters, and frequently uses her shoprite price plus card. i am under 21 and will get golda winestein to purchase alcohol.

• coakley

  verb: to lose something – particularly but not limited to a political race – which was once thought to be easily attainable. if you’re too confident, and believe you’re as great as everyone says you are, you’ll coakley the game for sure. 3 more definitions get a crack wh-r-, give her twenty dollars, go down […]

• prehistoric

  the time when dinosaurs roamed, the age of the reptiles. “isn’t that dinosaur skeleton from prehistoric times?” 2 more definitions a slang term used to describe an obvious lesbian. she is described as prehistoric because she is a direct descendant of a “lick-alotta-puss”. lipstick lesbians are not prehistoric because they are not easily picked out […]

• Mowing other people’s lawns

  a line from the movie kingpin refering to sleeping with someone else’s girlfriend or wife. angry man: you lookin at my woman? another man: yeah man you dont go mowing other people’s lawns!

• scrubchaw

  one who is a complete loser in everything he or she does. jeff, you are such a scrubchaw because you suck at everything.

• Harry Potter Hangover

  a hangover so bad it leaves a visible scar. “all i know is i woke up with a harry potter hangover and a road cone, man.” the deadish feeling you get the next day of school or work after seeing the midnight premier of harry potter and the deathly hallows cody- dude i can’t focus, […]

• larditating

  the act of sitting in a chair at work (after a large lunchtime meal) turning into a bucket of lard. “wow cece i really feel like i’m getting fat at work after i eat lunch and sit in a chair all day with minimal movements.” “don’t worry annie, you are just larditating.”

• cryzurp

  a mixture between sizurp and crystal. “the recipe is.. crystal and sizzurp. call that cryzurp” -wayne

• krincess

  -n-lagous to “princess” with the simple difference being a replacement of the “p” with a “k” to be a krincess means to be a special girl who is bare cool and is like bare safe. you know wagwan. to be a krincess means to have whole alb-ms, songs, rhymes dedicated to oneself. i am a […]

• cave rave

  1) a party where the majority of attendees are female 2) the opposite of a “sausage fest” “who’s gonna be at the party tonight?” “tammy, sarah, laura, monifa, shaniqua…” “sounds like a real cave rave.” blasting music out of your bedroom, usually alone.. “whatcha doing tonight?” “im in a bad mood, just gonna have a […]

• Pocket Nazi

  noun: 1. a small minded person with limited imagination, whose interaction with the world is characterised by an urge to define, limit and quantify. identifying characteristics include an urge to control the behaviour of others and a seeming unlimited capacity to spout nonsensical garbage and attempt to justify it as ‘best practice’. 2. a mechanical […]

• stupid fucking polack

  an individual of polish ancestry who calls law enforcement agencies to arbitrarily complain about the smell of a tree that they (the stupid f-cking polack) not only planted outside of their livingroom window, but also on their neighbor’s property. june: “gee ward, our neighbor sure is a stupid f-cking polack.” ward: “yes dear, i suppose […]

• slow slump

  something that someone gets into when they make up stupid definitions. 2. eighth grader who does not know what she is talking about. “who ever came up with the defint-tions for aaron wendt and slow slup is a slow slump”

• twiginity

  twitter virginity he just tweeted me a kiss, i think i lost my twinity first tweet! loosing my twiginity

• rotcwflmccaoolsltnac

  rolling on the cold wood floor laughing my cottage cheese -ss off out loud so loud the neighbours are complaining; see also lol, lmao, etc. a) says something really funny b) rotcwflmccaoolsltnac!!!

• shanck

  top definition an idiotic way to say shank “i shancked a yesterday”— white guy “yo cracker its shanked a n-gg- yesterday, not shancked dumb-ss”— gangster

• Heiferosexual

  a person who is s-xually attracted to, and has s-xual preference for a fat person. check piff out, why does he always go for the fatties? he’s a full-bore heiferos-xual.

• daniella rolph

  she is amazing. she can’t be beaten by beauty. if you meet a daniella rolph do not lose her! she is a heart breaker and the bestest friend you could ask for. she has gone through a lot and made it anyway. do not be nasty to this girl, she will save you some day […]

• Communist Shower

  when you get a large amount of cooked or uncooked rice thrown at you from a minimum of two feet from where you are standing. i went to glens wedding and at the end they totally gave him and his wife a communist shower! i tried to steal rice from a rice field in china, […]

• Expon

  the shorthand term for the hypothetical explosion of the universe. as coined by the renowned astrophysicist kyrara sciencepants wow, i sure hope there is no expon today.

• coffin caseoop

  coffin caseoop was originally a song written to make fun of gay p-ssy goth r-t-rds that play guitar and put it in a case shaped like a coffin to look cool. yeah! send your guitar to h-ll in a coffin caseoop

• fellow

  1.a man who is the lover of a girl or young woman; 2.a boy or man; 3.a person who is member of your cl-ss or profession; 4.a person who is frequently in the company of another; 5.an informal form of address for a man; 1.”if i’d known he was her boyfriend i wouldn’t have asked” […]

• hoe buddy

  your friend or buddy that you go and be a hoe with. ( f-ck a bunch of guys ) me and my hoe buddy went and looked for guys to f-ck

• iPhone O.G.

  the original version of the iphone. i stood in line for hours to get the iphone 4, but my iphone o.g. still has a special place in my heart.

• querchy

  someone who is being sarcastic because they are not intellectually on the same level as the other person. noah can’t argue with kyle, he’s being a real querchy.

• sweat leaf

  1. t-tle of a black sabbath song. 2. a term for marijuana. 1. yo man, that first song on master of reality called sweat leaf kicks -ss! 2. hey buddy, you know where i can pick up some sweet leaf ’round here?

• Mighty Phobis

  a mighty phobis is someone who hates little feds, but loves to be nice to others. she is helpful, nice, sweet, even tho sometimes annoying, and even if she dosent like a fed, shes nice and coopritive to them anyways. dude 1: hey, did you hear about that chick who was there when someone trashed […]

• Dragon Beak

  when you make a beak shape with your hand, put tobasco sauce on said beak, and shove that in someones mouth/b-hole guy 1: wanna party? guy 2: nah, i’m gonna go dragon beak with daniel tosh

• Darcy fever

  a fetish for men from england with posh accents. “oh my god, have you met david from oxford? his accent totally melts me, i bet he owns a castle and everything.” “girl – sounds like you’ve got darcy fever.” a fetish for men from england with posh accents. “oh my god, have you met david […]

• Jizzerbalt

  j-zzerbalting is when your goofing around with a hard on and you j-zz. dude i was totally playing rock, paper, scissors then i j-zzerbalted and no one knew about it.

• English Country Salad

  a s-x act between two partners that is illegal in many areas of the world. in this activity the submissive partner lies on his or her stomach with the acting partner on top. the acting partner then sticks their finger down their throat to induce vomiting, regurgitating whatever’s in their stomach into the submissive partner’s […]

• libidinous

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• Bar Practice

  the act of practicing drinking beers at different bars to see which bar you like the best tonight i’ve got bar practice.