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• Antrophormous

  the only word that doesn’t have any google search results. i tried to google “antrophormous” and the urban dictionary link didn’t even come up.

• Vaginal Defecation

  after doing an alabama hot pocket or any familiar s-xual act, the cr-p that you inserted inside the v-g-n-,mixed with c-m and v-g-n-l fluids, will start pouring out of the v-g-n-, making a v-g-n-l defecation. guy 1: “dude, mich-lle took that alabama hot pocket like a pro last night. and her v-g-n-l defecation was more […]

• ass that don’t quit

  an -ss that looks just as good in jeans or a skirt as it does in a thong. you see that sl-t in the pink skirt? she had a -ss that don’t quit.

• alexis moore

  a smart girl pretty and very good at makeup and she is such a good girlfriend and remember she can fool u with that red hair alexis moore is beautiful

• drunk dating

  a reoccuring but unspoken relationship, generally a hook-up, that only occurs after both parties are well past tipsy. i’ve been hooking up with this guy the past few weekends, but he doesn’t seem to acknowledge it when he’s sober. i guess we’re drunk dating. when you drunkenly decide to be in a fake facebook relationship […]

• Ix

  1) the roman numeral 9 2) a fictional planet in frank herbert’s dune 3) a hi-tech research facility in the westwood dune games 4) a major character from the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy 5) a fictional region neighboring the land of oz and noland 6) the central governmental supercomputer in omikron – the nomad […]

• dweet

  jamaican term for “do it”. “lard g-d! if di coacoa b-ttah cyant dweet, mi cyant help yuh mi frend! jesas christ!” 7 more definitions tweeting while deficating dusty, stop dweeting and get off the can. i gotta take an eight ball p-ss. noun referring to a tweet you posted while under the influence of alcohol […]

• credic

  dried soap or crud found in random places in your body such as belly b-ttons, ears, behind the ears, vacant piercing holes or between your toes. “deeammm virginyika, yo’ credic be all up all over this sh-t”, or ” mother, i was just itching the inside of my auricle and retrieved some credic, how dissatisfying.”

• nicole fowler

  huge sk-nk nicole fowler from the maynard sh-r-. wicked fake

• Little white oops

  that awkward moment when you’re having a normal conversation with someone, and suddenly it dawns on you that they were lied to by someone you’re closer to and you just countered what they said happened. the person’s reaction usually starts with “i thought (this happened)”. this is when you have to choose to backtrack on […]

• biznubbies

  these are defined as some big -ss t-tties!!! i’d like to suck on those biznubbies!!

• mxn

  short for ‘mexican’. person1: hi azn person2: hi mxn

• Argentine

  one notch above the italians, see italian definition… argentine; g-d’s best mold. something always obtained by luck not by hard work i manage to argentine my ph.d

• taffy factory

  a large, gaping, sagging m-ss of pink usually found on an old, burnt out wh-r- resembling a pink taffy factory my c-ck in her taffy factory looked like a weinerschnitzel stuck in a 10 pound bucket of chewed bubblicious

• quidouche

  the shortened form of “queer-douche.” rich, greg would tool on you, ya quidouche.

• Explosive Ejaculation

  a male -j-c-l-t–n with extreme force and pain. while i was masturbating, i had an explosive -j-c-l-t–n.

• Sonically Superior

  when the production, recording, mixing and mastering of audio all work together in harmony to create a sound that is of higher quality than the compet-tion. derivation: 1. sonically: “of or pertaining to sound” 2. superior: “one of greater rank or station or quality”. young jeezy’s recession alb-m, which was entirely mixed at patchwerk studios, […]

• pecker slut

  a guy that tries to screw every girl he sees, even if their ugly. “dude, your such a p-ck-r sl-t, i can’t believe you banged that whale!”

• suava

  smooth d-mn man you lookin suava them sneaks is suava my girl is suava

• gyeombi

  a hot, s-xy, smart, seductive, bootylicious someone. often mispr-nounced as gee-ohm-bee when in fact, it is pr-nounced kee-ohm-bee. i’m feelin a little gyeombi today!” “you’re right, you look d-mn hott!

• Spanked with a Waffle Iron

  -ss has dimples as if they had actually been spanked with a waffle iron. or, their -ss resembles 10 pounds of cottage cheese in a five pound bag. that fatty looks like she’s been spanked with a waffle iron.

• Muax

  muax used to identify the sound of a kiss through writing, texting, or cyber message. example: “muax, oxoxoxox!” meaning: “kiss (sound), hugs and kisses”

• Booty Wap

  when you’re too big of a p-ssy to put a needlw in your veins you use a needle-less syringe and put it in your -ss. i’m a b-tch -ss p-ssy so i did a booty wap wasted good drugs!

• That’s Raw

  when something is cool, on point, or naturally on fleek. boy 1: aye that’s raw. boy 2: what those jordan’s? i know i need me some of those. 0 0

• Australian Fireblaze

  the act of farting and queefing repeatedly under a blanket and trapping someone under it for them to smell your bodily gas and fluids. kerri: {farting and queefing} … hehehehee! lauren: kerri, what was that? kerri: oh, i’m just brewing an australian fireblaze under my blanket for anna when she wakes up.

• slipped the fish

  the memorable and gross experience of getting a really bad handshake from a limp-wristed person. the handshake feels like trying to grip the head of a dead fish and reflects someone who was never taught to shake hands properly. the feeling of revulsion : typically persists for at least 30 seconds, recurs every time it […]

• The Destroyinator

  an alternate universe version of “the terminator” whereby a loving cyborg is sent from the past to destroy the future. man, have you seen “the destroyinator” yet? that was hotsauce.

• STM (sexually transmitted mite)

  slang for scabies. they’re small mites that burrow into the skin and lay eggs. they cause intense itching and are p-ssed through skin to skin contact or exposure to them in bedding or clothing. while not always p-ssed via s-xual intercourse they frequently are in teenagers and young adults. bobby: whoa man check out dylan […]

• Eyes without a face

  a person who stays up too late and doesn’t slow their brain down becomes a zombie – like person who stares into darkness , like eyes without a face. dude, after we finished that twilight zone marathon, she was eyes without a face. my neck was sore but she was ghastly!

• Nutters from Parkhurst

  a term that refers to a group of extreme criminals sentenced to hm prison parkhurst in the town of parkhurst on the isle of wight, uk. i shall have men, nutters from parkhurst, dressed in yeti suits, up everest, with meat cleavers, ready to chop your tarty f-cking legs off!

• Buy One Get One Me

  “buy one get one me” is used when shopping for a gift for someone and you find something so great that you have to have one, too! “hi mom, merry christmas! here’s a cool shirt. i hope you like it. isn’t it cute! i bought one just like it… i got it “buy one get […]

• Syracuse Snow Plow

  when a girl is giving you a beejay and then you bust up her nose and she gets a sinus infection and she sounds like a snow plow for like, a week. bro #1: yo bro, what did you do to that sorority hoe. she sounds bad. bro #2: i gave that b-tch a straight […]

• Sister Woman

  a fond description of a woman from another woman with whom one feels connected; a chick who is straight up, cool, no catty bullsh-t. “that chick would never steal my boyfriend. she is truly a sister woman!”

• get the dils wet

  a phrase originating in southwest florida port charlotte, and used in the 941 (represent) and meaning to recieve f-ll-t–, or otherwise engage in s-xual activity. yo jimmy u gonna get the dils wet tonight? prolly. get the dils wet b-tch.

• Nuh

  another word for no. it’s a cute way of saying no with out being so rude and mean. this word is often used by weird people like simmers on ask.fm person 1: hey do you want to go read some roleplays on ask? person 2: nuh, that’s so boring! 9 more definitions jamaican/island slang for […]

• Shaun Mongol

  tends to come from mongolia. queer, and laced with pcp and other half eaten babies. loves to be a c-ck bunny. ewww.. ugly shaun just walked in. hide your p-n-s

• Etotharic

  an american name, extending the popular, though shameful “eric”, by 5 letters. usually used as a semi-charming pseudo-name to connote a comedic, in-your-face, quality of the person. due to the balling nature of the name, it is quite rare to find one on public transportation or at flight on anything not a private jet. seen […]

• splafe

  a variation on the word “safe” (also: “spafe”) its not used in all contexts where “safe” would be. its mainly used as the term “ok” would be. mandem 1: what time peeps gettin to yours? mandem 2: bout 8 bruv mandem 1: splafe what bob smoked song:take it easy “scuse me while i light my […]

• Splasholocation

  what one uses to pee in a half-sleepy state turning on the bright bathroom lights only burns your eyes so you p-ss by sound. never miss. blind peter urinated by splasholocation so he wouldn’t miss.

• butter your buns

  this occurs when one receives a rim job from a female specimen known as a b-tter face. “she’s too ugly to f-ck, just let her b-tter your buns…twice.”

• negerita

  top definition a girl n-gg-r(only to be used when greeting your friends that are all girls) whats gud negeritaz…….wat the f-cks up?

• best friend disease

  when you cant ever become more than a best friend with a member of the opposite s-x. curable? the world may never know. russ martin.. poor guy.. been stricken with best friend disease since valentines day ’99

• Stumblejacking

  masterbating in the dark while walking around a strange unfamiliar room, usually blind folded. man, i injured my knee stumblejacking lastnight!

• lucan

  a hard out rock, heavy metal, head basher, mosher haha man, you’re sooo lucan

• Morgan Paige

  a morgan paige is different. she’s f-cking amazing. usually a redhead. she’s the kind of girl who doesn’t care what people think about her. she embraces dancing in her car, singing in the rain, and taking a million pictures. in other words, get to know her. now. morgan paige, you are amazing and you brighten […]

• Save Coffeeboy

  a cry that has erupted from hundred of thousands of ianto jones fans after watching russell t davis ruthlessly kill him off in the latest series of torchwood. “okay, first tosh and owen, now ianto?? we’re not letting you get away with it this time russell t death-dealer. save ianto jones! save coffeeboy!”

• Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle

  a very unattractive woman. ‘she’s got a face like a bulldog licking p-ss off of a stinging nettle’

• merr

  is an expression that can mean anything. it means so much that its nearly inmpossible to define. it’s a word that can express any type of emotion you are feeling. it can also be used to complete or take the place of certain words. origin: jackie, mike, caroline second period humanties ii 2006 merrrrrr i […]

• kiddy buzzer

  can’t hang with the drinking professionals. p-sses out like a little kid. big da da drinks kids under the table don’t be a kiddy buzzer p-ssy… drink up or go to bed. do you need big dad to tuck you in?

• microphobe

  someone who is afraid of irregularly small midgets who have germs. val kilmer is a microphobe because he contracted vd from a surprisingly attractive cast member in that willow movie.