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• baggy turtle

  an uncirc-mcised p-n-s with excessive foreskin, thus resembling the rolled up neck-skin on a turtle when they retract their heads. “dude, i knew you were uncirc-mcised, but i didn’t know you had a baggy turtle.”

• grandpa crotch

  this is a condition that exists when there is too much length from the waistband to the inseam of your pants. dang man; are you saggin’ or do those pants just have grandpa crotch?

• Runchie

  a term used meaning very beastly at something. not to get it confused with raunchy. man that guy is runchie at volleyball.

• Midnight pain

  prison term for having a sore -sshole after being raped. dave was suffering from the midnight pain after dropping the soap in the showers.

• poop dictator

  someone who will come in your bathroom and take your p–p even if you are still cr-pping josh is such a p–p dictator he did it to me yesterday

• eldezumḥarümphejuskerde

  to chase a donkey, mule or similar ungulate without any pants on. it is uncertain if that means the chaser has no pants on or if the chasee has no pants on. the dotted “h” sound is pr-nounced with a hacking phlegm, sort of like achmed the dead terrorist. (pr-nounced ehl-deh-zuhm–phlegm-ah-room-feh-juhs-kehr-day) fred: wheee! i’m drunk […]

• Comcasted

  verb being screwed by a monopoly person 1 “i tried to correct an billing error with comcast. they contacted my work and got me fire.” person 2 “you just got comcasted” (v.) – to be disconnected randomly while using internet service by comcast cable. i was downloading music and got comcasted!! being stopped from doing […]

• cocainese

  a person that is addicted or does cocaine is that cocaine? are you a cocainese?

• godmiho

  god as in takin control, mi as in mine, ho as in dirty sl-t thus godmiho will you please godmihoe

• Bootyversary

  when someone has had the same booty call for a year bro 1: “dude it’s my bootyversary today. wanna go for a beer?” bro 2: “it’s been a year already?! you gotta renew your pathetic life, bro”

• 🍆👌🏽

  a p-n-s to a vigina which is s-x. omg i want to 🍆👌🏽 you

• Conservitive Anarchist

  a conservitive anarchist is a person who belives in the ideals of anarchy but understands the need for some form of leadership and control a conservitive anarchist belives that the government is necessary but should be shrunk to the size of an infant so that it can be drowned in a bathtub in case of […]

• Stillers

  pittsburghese for steelers, as in the nfl football team yinz goin daan to the stillers game at heinz field? pittsburgh steelers- hence stillers how about em stillers!

• zijing

  zijing, a chinese female name meaning quiet and peaceful but is secretly a time bomb inside. sweet and innocent on the outside with a explosive little girl on the inside. the food comes with the bad of course, while a zijing is a crazed jealous girl she is also a s-x crazed dynamo with a […]

• shitoker

  stephen mc-n-lly’s greatest toy in the 2000s stephen stop playing with your sh-toker (d-ck)

• Fictanom

  verb or noun to attempt the eating of a meal or snack while reading a delightful book. often occurs while studying. philip decided to fictanom when he realized that his lunch would only last fifteen minutes and he only had two chapters left.

• NMFF

  non m-th- f-ckin factor. i.e: a non factor, totally irrelevant, non existant. “you a non m-th- f-ckin factor, b-tch! (nmff)

• sepinod

  an awesome person. someone who’s smile will make your day amazing, no matter how bad it was. great sense of humor, amazingly talented, and smart. usually hot too. a very unique person, but deep down inside, there’s a hidden crazy personality. sometimes schizophrenic. wow, that girl i met at the party last night was amazing! […]

• chodum

  the words ‘chode’ and ‘scr-t-m’ mashed together to make an amusing-sounding insult. “dude, matt, you’re such a chodum.” this is tha area between nutz and -sshole. lick my chodum!!

• grizewald

  you’re worst f-cking nightmare unless you have an avatar and an introduction post :griz: a grammar n-z- without equal in this world or the next. e.g. you’d better get an avatar and check your spelling because grizewald wil be here to rip you a new one in a second. grammar n-z- grammar spelling vapepit vaping […]

• diarrheading

  v.- diarrheading is the act of reading on the toilet bowl whilst engaged in a loose and/or sloppy or complicated bowl movement. diarrheading can also be used to describe the actions of an individual who takes an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom due to their enjoyment of their chosen reading materials. (spoken in […]

• Dark Lotusing

  meaning to kill someone. comes from the group “dark lotus” who often speak of violent acts. did you hear about that b-st-rd who cheated on my girlfriend; my homie dark lotus’ed him.

• Choital

  the plural definition of a choad. although it is seemingly impossible to have two choads, one can have a choital.

• canoobies

  canoobies: are quite simply…..canadian b–bies i’m thinking about going north and crossing the border. dude…..have you seen the canoobies up there?!??

• Yaz Job

  when women go on any form of birth control and in turn get big b–bies she looks like she got a freaking b–b job… nope, she just got a yaz job

• sema beaver

  when someone hacks their fenders with a grinder or saw to clear huge -ss wheels and tires that they knew d-mn well wouldn’t fit. hey bill, did you see peter’s elite with another build that has the sema beaver mod?

• convo-starters

  words or phrase used to start a conversation with a girl or stranger. it usually intended to make the second person interested and reciprocate. mustifa: remember that girl we saw at mall. saka: yeah, the blonde?. mustifa: we b-mped into eachother again and we meeting for a date tonight. saka: really! mustifa: trust my crazy […]

• Chiapetta

  top definition annoying 4 foot b-tch, looks like a lesbian, often named daniel. created for the sole purpose of annoying others and creating more little annoying useless dwarfs. that chiapetta is the most annoying 4 foot stump.

• Wimsy Bimsy

  that is what you call people who endorse that clubs close at 2 a.m. sharp. more generally, you can use this term to describe anyone who likes to end things prematurely. why do you like going home so early? you are such a wimsy bimsy.

• dolly parton

  a blonde, busty country music singer, songwriter and all-around american inst-tution whose gargantuan bra size is surp-ssed only by her astounding musical talent. has won a gazillion or so grammys and has sold nearly as many records. hey, that’s dolly parton singin’ on the “hee-haw” i think it means a girl who has a huge […]

• ingadingadurgen

  a word spongebob squarepants uses in one of his episodes during “leif erickson day” happy leif erickson day!!!

• get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane

  a quote from samuel l. jackson in the movie snakes on a plane. he says get these mother f-cking snakes off this mother f-cking plane in a very aggressive way so it is really funny.

• Clittering

  accessing the mental images stored in your cl-tter feed during masturbatory pleasure -squish, squish- i’m cl-ttering that guy for later. to rub, feel, or roll the ball on your blackberry as if it was a cl-toris of a female. can be used as a verb. yo joe are you actually texting or are you just […]

• the porns

  p-rno; p-rnography obviously. you just say it like this cuz it’s funny wat r u downloading? o just dling the p-rns lol something good, spectacular. used in the same fashion as “the sh-t”. “that’s the p-rn, bro!”

• Trivonna

  a r rated video game that keeps the boys up all night playing with their joysticks!! joey fell asleep in cl-ss after a night of trivonna.

• Crankin’ My Hog

  crying and masturbating through the barn door of your boxers. (look up ‘cranking’ and ‘hog’ for reference) “get out mom! i’m crankin’ my hog!”

• Shamegoogle

  googling something you are ashamed of not knowing. in my case, as a heteros-xual male, i frequently shamegoogle to find out what professional sport is being played at a given time of year or what they call the segments of a certain sport. i also shamegoogled to find out not only what sport the ravens […]

• zanthus

  zanthus is a male name that bring good lucks. he nay deserve good friends and best parents. he always have brilliant partners who don’t cheat on him (no matter from business to love). he might have the worst start ever but there will be sweets adding to his journey. you may say his body is […]

• schmamcaked

  superduper drunksville…. population you i got sooo schmamcaked last night with the michelin man he stared at my taters

• poople

  something you say when you just went to say that bad word. “oh p–ples i just cr-ped myself!” what you call it when you sculpt your p–p into little people. the plural of “pooson” i yanked my m-ssive log out of the toilet and made a village of p–ple the unit of measure concerning the […]

• Doodie Pumps

  it is a word that is used to describe that friend with a big chin that loves to drink way to much beer. friend: oh man do you want to talk about it. you: na man, just stop being a doodie pumps.

• spew-and-skidoo

  canadian slang for one night stand. “last night i dragged a chick home from the bar for a spew-and-skidoo. no i won’t be seeing her again unless i fall into a vat of tequila”.

• ashfuck

  to be -n-lly f-cked/raped. omg he’s going to ashf-ck us! backs to the walls. when you f-ck in a cabin. i ashf-cked her on the ski trip

• hank gisselman

  a hank gisselman is a being of pure enlightenment ,they are bowed down to all across the world, always a very important and god like being, many people look up to a hank gisselman. ben: did you see how cool that was . tim: we are in the essence of a hank gisselman

• Babydaddytat

  babydaddytat is the visible scratch marks across a black male’s face, usu. the cheek. it is typically caused by a fight with the mother of this person’s child. more specifically, it is a tattoo that appears on the baby daddy after fighting with the baby mama and is used to show ownership of the male. […]

• jake abbott

  the best guy on the planet, super hot and handsome, extremely generous, caring and is the biggest sweetheart you’ll ever find, he may not look like it at first but if you get to know him you’ll find out that jake is the best friend you could ask for a freind from heaven, he will […]

• frag law

  you cannot end the frags on a win. i would’ve gone to bed, but frag law intervened.

• areeree

  1) annoying. “ree”, already a very pestering sound, becomes even more so when repeated (“areeree”). 2) nickname for people named ari, ariana, etc. first definition is more important tbh stop, it’s getting areeree. seriously.

• bunker monkey

  a young child that volunteers their services and/or time to the operation of a paintball or reball facility. i’v got 3 bunker monkeys reffing today. paintball reference: someone who jumps from bunker to bunker without getting hit. that little bunker monkey is a tough b-tch to tag. when one paintball player routinely runs up to […]

• shagging the haggis

  having s-x with sheep. look at johnny out there in the field sh-gging the haggis. what a pervert!