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• FUCK EVER!

  “f-ck ever!” is a phrase used when a person is raging so hard that they forget, or don’t care to construct proper sentences in their responses, such as shouting “what the f-ck ever dude.” it is also used by ego-centric valley girls when they experience something that is either unbelievable, or incites rage. -solidsnake69 dies […]

• Take A Crap

  dropping a piece of sht out of your -ss. take a cr-p 1 more definition pretty self explanatory. can be accompanied by a session of jacking off or sucking c-cks. first i’m gonna take a cr-p, then jack off, then suck c-cks with that swamp donkey.

• vehicross

  the most bad -ss compact performance utility vehicle ever !!! bar none, & don’t forget it! jeep owner: holy cr-p, that vehicross just broke the laws of physics…that’s bad-ss! 1.) contrary to the original ‘definition’: vehicross owners are not all gay… some are h-m-s-xual, some are heteros-xual, some are as-xual, some are bis-xual, and some […]

• Pramagle

  the gathering of a mult-tude of prams (>3). often found at shopping centres, zoo’s or wildlife park pram set-down and collection areas. the was a ‘pramagle’ at the werribee zoo today!

• viphop

  ѕoмeone yoυ love and wιѕн ғor ιn yoυr dreaмѕ omg look at viphop he’s so f-cking hot

• dae wan

  a short phrase which highlights the users annoyance at the presence of another and wishes this person to simply disappear. steph annoys marc… marc: dae wan steph!

• rossana pansino

  an amazing baking youtuber who offen include guest of all platforms rossana pansino has a baking line

• durty burg

  durty burg, also known as db, is one of the best rappers that ever lived, and he was born and raised in petersburg, virginia. the name durty burg partially comes from the name of his city, petersburg. when he was a rapper, he was a part of a group that was known as the dropboyz […]

• Holy Smiters

  terrible clan. all they do is g-d wars, and they constantly end their clan, and then decide to come back 3 months later thinking they’re all that, when in reality, they’re 30 year old virgins who live in their mother’s bas-m-nt. holy smiters can suck my bawls!

• weiner print

  the outline of a male’s p-n-s while he is wearing sweatpants omg you can totally see his weiner print

• Phear Range

  an ex-runescape pure, now turned great hybrid in the pk world. phear range is one of the best 60 attack berserker hybrids in runescape, along side of u died btw and others. look at the rune pure, hes trying to brid like phear range.

• underneathisim

  when a person’s lower jaw sticks out further than their top jaw. benjamin franklin

• rodomontade

  the excessive bragging of s-xual conquests that but a rot in her taint. she went away on holiday, came back and rodomontade

• 33rd

  slang term of the jail located in downtown orlando you, did you hear that (insert name here) got a dui? she spent the night in 33rd. a calender date that doesn’t exsists. girl, when you gone do my hair? girl, it’ll get done on the 33rd, i got sh-t to do. a way to exlude […]

• wannabe badass

  a stereotypical group of people in modern society who try to act tough. these types of people often think they’re ”gangster” or ”street kids”, when they were actually raised by parents, go to a school of well learning and get everything handed to them. they’re often bullies and act obnoxious, as well as pick on […]

• buh-jiggity

  as used by the infamous drag-queen sensation ramona, “buh-jiggity” is used to describe the wickedly awesome aspects of our pop culture. “those peanut-b-tter colored uggs everyone wears these days are so buh-jiggity!”

• Matiti

  girl with big b–bs. often oblivious to the fact that people think so and denies the name mat-ti. is used as a nickname. hey mat-ti! w-ssup?” “my name is not mat-ti…

• roffles waffles

  1.first made up by a ouchemoma through counter strike source 2. came from roffl(rolling on the floor f-cking laughing) and the rhyming word waffle. 3. most commonly used as roffl my waffle example one:ouchemoma: everyone press f10 to get uber low lag? vivaldi:sweet low lag-presses f10- vivaldi has logged out(disconnect by user) ouchemoma:roffl my waffle […]

• fogmar

  1) the act of sticking ones p-n-s in a chimney. 2) having s-x with a dirty woman he’s so crazy, he fogmarred my house.

• gaiafag

  a member of the online community, gaia online. gaiaf-gs are normally characterized as being abnoxious, weeaboos, and online role players. sage this f-kken gaiaf-g a derogatory term used on gaia online members. usually cl-ssing those called it as nerdy, stupid and/or lacking a life. the result of calling someone a gaiaf-g varies between each person […]

• hooker shoes

  the simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying pr-ne without warning. raj – “the big guy drank four jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back.” dylan – “hmmm. hooker shoes.” raj – “yup.” those clear pumps you see girls wearing that’s a sure sighn she’s a […]

• Spaf catcher

  a derogatory term for either a well used v-g-n- or the open mouth of a drunk lady, which you can use to catch your volitile -j-c-l-t-. ‘yo dude look at that drunk b-tch, she is well up for being a spaf catcher.’ or ‘hey george, let us venture to amsterdam and procure ourselves a filthy […]

• emopist

  a therapist for emo people. dude i spoke to my emopist today, and i’m… a cuter..

• Witmer

  german for blacksmith. used as a in the old german 16th century era. also used for mess up, or any words used for mess up. “lets go buy some swords from the witmer”. “lets witmer the place up”. in german it is said as “vitmiar” (vit-my-er) witmer 1. one who licks his own feet for […]

• Bambi Booty

  when a thin or pet-te female has a surprisingly nice booty that is not too large but nice, firm and even a little perky. joe: “d-mn, shanda lookin pretty good.” dre: “yeah, she skinny tho.” joe: “don’t matter, she got that nice lil’ bambi booty” dre: -nods in approval-

• Sillut

  a term used to describe a very ridiculous young man or woman, specifically one who is loose and/or overly s-xually giving. silly + sl-t = sillut that b-tch last night was too drunk and sloppy. what a sillut.

• vicarious

  1. to experience something through watching another’s activities. 2. a great song by tool, where in it the lead singer maynard says that he is vicarious because by watching people die, he himself can feel death. 1. i watched people sky-diving and felt a vicarious rush of excitment. 2. when i went to a tool […]

• Paralyzed Kitten

  in preparation to make glorious love to your partner of female persausion. after placement of contraceptive, apply a gracious amount of benzocaine, or another numbing agent, around the entirety of your erection. upon v-g-n-l penetration, she will begin to lose feeling of her genitalia for a short period. “i’m scared…..i’ve never done this before.” she […]

• Smashed a homie

  when a man/women you like or are dating has/had s-x with a friend of yours smash “danger, she smashed a homie”

• xitd

  too excited to manage going through excitement. are you xitd 2 come back?

• thattoo

  a tattoo desired after sighting it on another. one of two or more identical tattoos on separate persons. wow, did you see jimmy’s new tattoo? i want thattoo!

• Yolosauce

  a word that is used to p-ss people off because no one knows what it means. sorry nessy, only people who know the definition of yolosauce can use it.

• Friendish

  an annoying person who cl-ssifies themselves as your “friend” a friendish is normally in the same school, work and other things you are forced to interact with randomers. friendish: hey how are you? want to play chess or knights and dragons or any other exciting games? me: i can’t i have to go to the […]

• surprisitory

  a more realistic name for a suppository, given its administration in the body the nurse called it a suppository, but, man, it was a lot more like a surprisitory. never again, man.

• Papelporn

  any pitching involving red sox closer jonathan papelbon, often characterized by the mild arousal it causes in male red sox fans. for gawd’s sake, don’t go near sean right now. he’s watching papelp-rn.

• bati boy *jamaican slang*

  jamaican slang; translated to urban slang, it becomes “booty boy” meaning a h-m-s-xual. me want 2 burn that bati boy a b-tt loving guy…-n-l fetish bait any male named joe

• sigalow

  to shamefully fail at something bravely boasted about moments earlier. after forcing everyone to wake early for first ski runs, ian sigalowed and left the mountain before lunch complaining of alt-tude sickness.

• dirty rhonda

  1.)when a woman takes a piece of a sh-t, rubs it in her -ss and use’s it as -n-l lube when she is sodomized. 2.)when a guy is eating a girls p-ssy that is so dusty, he gets an allergic reaction 1.)rhonda had some extra sh-t in her -ss so she called the security guard […]

• dickerdoodle

  a cookie in the shape of a p-n-s. has received the most notoriety on penny arcade with a yearly contest in where individuals are encouraged to post pictures of creating/enjoying the pastry. can also mean two or more men in a spa these d-ckerdoodles are delicious! no i don’t want to get into the spa […]

• Sleeper Stalker

  when someone acts like a cool person until the have integrated theirself and their friends into your life, then start to engage in stalker activites, such as constantly trying to talk to you and bringing up unimportant things you previously said and begging you to love them. these are ticky to deal with as if […]

• arse rape

  -n-l s-x with violence. i’m going to -rs- rape you. 2 more definitions add your own means getting ripped off big time. “in new zealand dairy products are expensive because fonterra -rs- rape us”, electricty is expensive because power companies -rs- rape us” wages are low because employers -rs- rape us” and of course taxes […]

• fapular

  when a girl is so attractive a man is unable to deny the urge to fap man that girl is so fapular i’m going to have to take five in the bathroom

• harim

  smart, athletic, good guy, great boyfriend as long as your blind because he’s ugly harim is nice but, he’s yo daddies son ayy

• abigaelle

  a beautiful girl with a great personality. girl, you’re such an abigaelle.

• little mood

  in a ddlg or cgl relationship the little has differ moods one being little and one being big the little mood is when they enter head sp-ce or act like a child oh is my babygirl in her little mood yes daddy.

• vampiricism

  the (quite erotic) act of drinking another’s blood a; where’d you get that cut on your shoulder? b; my boo, he’s into vampiricism.

• Thylacine

  the most awesome marsupial to ever live. it had pouches on both s-xes, five full toes on the front (no lame dew claw like dogs), and could jump just like a kangaroo! it had stripes on its back (from eleven to twenty one, typically). it was the best. sadly, when extinct in 1936 on the […]

• riot farts

  riot farts are so bad that they cause riots and mayhem. riot farts caused mayhem in egypt. riot farts are considered to deadly dangerous. riot farts closed a mall in your area. riot farts are mostly in mexico.

• shizzlest

  derived from shizzle fallon: or the smartest most fascinating person. someone who kicks -ss in all. punctual; but only for those who arrive to work early and are seated at 7:45am. “who’s the shizzle?….that’d be me!” “she’s absolutely the shizzlest!”

• fnis

  fnis derived from a country in europe called denmark. first spotted on the streets in madison, wisconsin early in 2005. used as a noun. somewhat like a dime. only the pimpest of players use this term. see also… hottie – dime 1. “d-mn man! did you see eva today?! she’s such a fnis” 2. “eva, […]