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• nippulation

  nip-pulation the act of using one’s b–bs to distract and/or gain favors (ie: money, promotion, trophies, etc.) “dude, i can’t believe you bought that chick a diamond necklace. you were totally a victim of nippulation.”

• cacner

  when a r-t-rd like you accidentally misspells “cancer”. you: “sh-t i accidentally typed cacner instead of cancer! me: “you’re a r-t-rd.”

• Natural State of Play

  the natural state of play is the science of predicting the status of a womans v-g-n- using key indicators such as the natural state of – eyebrow thickness, eyebrow length, folicle density, colour, and other key indicators such as hair density on her arms, and other areas. “wow, i bet she’d have a great vj”. […]

• eiffel tony’d

  when you wake up scared and naked from a drunken stupor and a tall man named tony and his friend are eiffel towering you. i dont remember anything from last night. i woke up and some guy named tony and his friend were leaving the motel room saying, “that was a solid f-ck. that chick […]

• homeped

  ones female homeslice, used in the same context as homy, homeboy or homegirl. a term of endearment. whadup homeped, whats been going down in your hood?

• noah smith

  noah rennell schoch smith, son of michael and nancy, brother of seth. said to be atholton’s best 215lb. wrestler of all-time. competed in football for the first(and last) mentally r-t-rded head coach in atholton history, chuck fales, where he played defensive line, offensive line and dabbled in tightendery. played baseball as well, was said to […]

• Rainbow Nuts

  1. a funny name to call your teachers. 2. (edible) nuts that are colored rainbow. 2. b-llsacks that are rainbow colored. 4. a kneeslapping inside joke to share with your friends. 1. mr./mrs._______ is a rainbow nut!!! 2. those rainbow nuts are yummy. 3. have you seen that man’s rainbow nuts? 4. would you like […]

• ingie

  one girl human form who has no pet frogs, but might want one someday! dont put her in a box like that!!! are you going to get a pet frog someday, ingie?

• Icy Decker

  the act of defecating in the ice machine at a hotel, typically done by motherless souls who wish to express dissatisfaction with the hotel owner, and don’t know the appropriate way to do so. #1 the maid didn’t leave a mint on my pillow last night, so i showed them. i gave them an icy […]

• Jonas Funnel

  a jonas funnel is where you place a satellite dish around your neck like used on dogs. then you have people jack off into the dish like a bukkake. the dish causes all the s-m-n to flow down towards your face and head. i was watching this crazy j-panese p-rn last night and they were […]

• social media influencer

  a social media influencer is a person with a substantial following on the internet, owning a heavy influence on today’s internet-obsessed youth. omg did you see the scandal involving nicki dolan and brittisnotokay? who are they? oh! they’re social media influencers!

• man chowda

  s-m-n, secreted by the b-lls, released through the dong officer barbrady, i want your hot man chowda.

• naab

  a big noob(new boy ,beginner) u spoil the party ,u r a naab . the word “nààb” (and later on “naab”) is derived from the word n00b meaning newb, newbie or beginner in internet slang. etymology: on azerty keyboards the “à” is on the same key as the “0”: shift+”à” gives “0”. in the heat […]

• Wes Carr

  stupid m-f- who thinks he can dance like usher but he fails everytime. because he is a stupid fat f-g. haley: did you see wes carr at that concert last night? jess: yea haley: what you think about his dancing? jess: bad, what about you? haley: he thinks hes mad but cant dance for sh-t […]

• shpetim

  to be attracted to leather boots on women do you see that girl at the bar with frizzy black hair and black leather boots? she has me shpetim. a guy who usually deep throats a lot of c-cks, and smells like sh-t. dude that horse smells like a shpetim

• Anushreya

  indian female name. meaning the most popular or simply the best. girl 1:hi! i’m -n-shreya! girl 2:nice name!

• joel schumacher

  -sshat that ruined the batman movies. batman forever was ok, but joel schumacher, batman and robin was unacceptable.

• mucking about

  a generally british term for fooling around, wasting time, dilly dallying. mom: what’re you doing? you have to get your college application in by tuesday! stop mucking about!

• vivy

  the single most incredably beautiful girl in the whole world. every girl is nothing compared to her. no other girl out there can amount to her beauty, sense of humor, her amazingly cute laugh. she is the most one of a kind girl out there. unique in every way and shes beyond f-cking perfect that […]

• Hoe’ly

  if a girl is hoely, it means she’s acting like some holy virgin but actually is a hoe a: did you see that girl last on the party? b: the hoe throwing herself on guys? a: yes, and now in school she’s acting all nice and clean b: what a hoely girl 1 more definition […]

• i’ll do anything

  in reference to a blumkin, an i’ll do anything is when she is actually the one taking the sh-t and you’re the desperate perve willing to eat her out on the toilet. it works better and feels better for her if terds are actually plopping while your flopping your slimy little -rg-s-m giver. hence the […]

• diamond filled gold

  when your so rich you walk into a store and drop this on the counter everyone looks at you and acknowledges you as the new owner of the company stan walked into wal-mart and dropped a diamond filled gold brick, and everyone gave him praise.

• guyler

  tyler, but also a guy. doesn’t need vegetables to survive. eats only white bread baloney and mustard sandwiches. superior eyebrow control. creepy smiles on command. likes to say things like “caf,” and “hook it up on the googs.” nipples are impervious to pain. no, not tyler, guyler.

• Snowbase

  a skipiste located in the netherlands where the pistes are white of cocaine, and the people are high as h-ll. the place was an initiative of the largest drug-baron in the netherlands as a solution to get the dirt washed out of his cash. nearly no one visits it and the local snowboarders are potheads […]

• Werefailtroll

  a moronic troll on a troll website who doesn’t even realize he/she is a failtroll themselves and call out other people on their stupidity even though they’re being stupid themselves and not moving on with their lives – that is if they had any to begin with. “azrael is such a werefailtroll.” “yeah…he’s continuing one […]

• Nerd it Up

  the act of two or more nerds engaging in activities which can often only be achieved properly by nerds. nerd 1: hey, do you want to nerd it up tonight? nerd 2: yeah, i’ve been longing for a good game of chess!

• dong gates

  an alternate name for the female genital opening, namely the l-b– and v-g-n-. best used when referring to an undesired length of time when the genitals have sadly been in hibernation. if wanda drinks too much vodka tonight, mel might persuade her to reopen the dong gates!

• pipe dreamer

  a person who still hopes their pipe dreams will come true. jazmin is still hoping to make it in the film industry, even when all of her work sucks. what a pipe dreamer.

• mindesfigefbolah

  the scientific term for scary white people’s scary cars. have you seen bob’s car? it’s a major mindesfigefbolah!

• Shitty Winkles

  the type of bowel movement where you also pee at the same time, usually followed by a revelation of some sort, like finding the anwser to why your kettle isn’t working. oh! i had a sh-tty winkles, and now i know the meaning of existence!

• Oxygen Cakes

  a synonym for ‘air pie’ first created by a girl named jessicka in london, the word has since become popularised in local youth cultures and is at the moment the hottest thing around. ‘don’t gimme no oxygen cakes bruv’ ‘nah blud, you ent givin me dem oxygen cakez’ ‘brother, could you please refrain from providing […]

• getto fender

  a temporary road bike rear fender made from a piece of wire and a cut up two liter bottle and some tape. getto fender is a street made fender made popular by mother nature throwing down water from the sky, and the fact that some people have to ride a bike, no matter what.

• handaling

  the act of a creep or pervert on any form of public or private transportation who will occasionally look over a seat for a brief moment and quickly look back away. they “handal’er” will do this several times until you notice. the “handal’er” will have gl-sses and a dirty mexican stash. g-d d-mn, this kid […]

• Rainbowsexuall

  s-xuall attraction towards unicorns. lina is thinking about trying out being a “rainbows-xuall”.

• Cadence Weapon

  underground canadian rapper on the come-up hard. remixed stuff for lady sovereign, common, ghostface, etc.. “you heard that new cadence weapon heater?” “sh-t is straight piff.”

• Philofight

  the act of fighting someone using philosophy. a philofight is won when your opponent either admits defeat or their head explodes. i am the world philofighting champion! you, me, philofight, now.

• antifacebookestablishmentarianism

  the social movement founded on the realisation that facebook should have been usurped already by the next, newest, biggest thing. it challenges contemporary society and asks, “where are the fabulous young things of this generation?” it challenges that they are gaming and writing apps and have forgotten their inner geekpunk. twittering pecked at the toes […]

• fetafar

  a dude that uses phrases and slang that dosen’t make sense. you: hey wanna go to the party tonight? fetafar: bet

• slave labor

  doing work that the person as -ssigning the work could easily do it themselves but would rather you do it and waste your time. my mom keeps giving me more slave labor to do after school.

• Squatch Knock

  1. the knocking of blocks used to attract mythical beasts called sasquatches. 2. the rythmic pounding of the squatch for hours or days on end. 1. those f-ggots from finding bigfoot squatch knock continuously in order to attract the elusive sasquatch. 2. i squatch knocked austin’s mom so long last week that she moaned like […]

• vercz

  someone to slap, blame or just pick on in general. exile slaps vercz with a soggy mullet

• toutatis

  a wacky looking and acting asteroid in sp-ce that comes very close to earth every four years. it was discovered in 1989 and was seen coming by in 1992, 1996, and 2000. will be the closest (1 million miles or 4 times the distance of the moon) since the 1300s on september 29th 2004. i […]

• Snexelicious

  to get dressed in very appealing and delicious clothes do you think i should dress snexelicious to the party tonight?

• Ovigasm

  the emotional and somewhat physical sensation felt by many female hockey fans when watching alexander ovechkin of the washington capitals score a goal, hit another player during a game, or sometimes just do an interview or appear on the hbo special 24/7. this sensation can manifest itself in the form of screaming, squealing, laughing, sighing, […]

• Villanueva

  spanish for “new village” usually mexicans and filipinos have this last name families with the last name villanueva always look out for each other and never forget about a family member we ride together, we die together, villanueva for life

• L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T

  laughing my f-cking -ss off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. this phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on mlia emily: -says joke- lauren: l.m.f.a.o.f.o.o.m.c.a.d.m.t hahahahha emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!

• hell yeah we`re the best

  see bobo and vovo ! how you guys doin’ today? h-ll yeah we’re the best!

• rape fog

  n. a dark, creepy m-ss of air that looms over the land “morgan, you have to walk with me to the party because the rape fog is out tonight.”

• Blew out it’s ass

  something or someone has sh-t itself. “my d-mn car blew out it’s -ss last night.” “nick willis really blew out his -ss in the 1500 meter final!”

• Cockblock (Soccer Definition)

  1. the act of trapping the ball using one’s crotch. 2. the act of stopping a shot on goal/penalty kick during a game using only the t-st-cl-s/crotch area. 3. stopping a p-ss from reaching completion using the crotch. john was sprinting towards goal, only one defender left, the keeper had spontaneously combusted, when george moved […]