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• Get drippy

  the name of a new dance that is from the song ‘i get the drip from my walk’. ryan: bro, do you know how to get drippy it’s so hard !! dustin: yea bro, i’ll teach you

• Man Sleeves

  compression sleeves worn by elite, professional athletes and ultra incredible people in general who need that extra athletic edge. if you are trying to look and feel uh-mazing no matter what physically demanding activity you are doing, but just aren’t sure what to wear, then get a pair. they give you muscle definition even if […]

• babbying

  to slowly drink an alcholic beverage ” you’re really babbying that 40″

• jaucelin

  hey jocelyn is a person who likes to read will make you laugh she likes to have fun all wall wanting to kill you at the same time jaucelin says this is a funny joke

• cuntasauras

  a term used to describe a woman my c-ntasauras ex-wife keeps calling me raising h-ll,calling my boss running her mouth about me, and har-ssing my girlfriend

• Midsummer Night Dream Syndrome

  when you or someone is in a scenario straight out of the shakespeare play midsummer night dream. girl: man, i’m really in love with adam. but he is in love with kristen. but she is in love with jordan, and he loves her back! friend: you guys have midsummer night dream syndrome.

• eckvak

  when an eckman and a novak form into a s-x machine and dominate the s-xual race. d-mn! look at that eckvak!

• loodoo

  when ur so loopy that u have to doodoo oh no im loodoo got to go to the bath room

• fapststrastonator

  a man who faps all his life. 24/7 masturbating. after he c-ms, he keeps fapping. forever. note: no such man has been recorded in history as of posting date. guy 1: *fapping under table* yeah, but i prefer the name, fapststrastonator. guy 2: but why?

• stalking to

  the act of standing in close proximity to a person of interest for a long period of time, eavesdropping with the hopes of jumping into the conversation. feelings of intimidation, anxiety, and inadequacy usually prevent the person from succeeding, they just end up making a fool out of themselves. this would happen at social events […]

• craccin

  it is spelled differently from crackin, although still having the same meaning, because the original word has the letters “ck” standing for crip killer. “what’s craccin cuz?”

• shanii

  the most beautiful person alive. she is very talented and will be very successful in life. shanii is perfect. shanii is s-xual

• Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings

  slang phrase for s-xual intercourse, made famous by ll cool j on 14 shots to the dome the act of making love is….pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings

• Arold!!!

  what old man steptoe used to shout to his middle cl-ss wannabe son harrold “aarold!!! ive got the squirts again”

• chutte

  (adjective) – describing on who ishott/hot and cute that rob is so chutte!

• broaphobe

  some one who has a fear of broing out, bromance, or being a bro. jake’s being a total broaphobe lately. all he does is hang out with his girlfriend.

• jehandry

  jehandry is a person who is very funny, she always looks forward to lifting people up when they are down. she has beautiful features that are very unique . a very pleasured girl to be around with. funny, beautiful,pleasing ,loveable , jehandry is a very loveable and funny girl to be around

• gank-o-phobia

  when some one won’t come out of a friendly town due to someone constantly ganking them in a mmorpg. arma: yo whats the problem we got to do the mission. deathsky: no frikkin way that lv 70 is givin me gank-o-phobia. arma:your a b-tch

• rahkiya

  a woman who doesn’t like to deal with drama or stupidity. she is sweet and kind until you push her… when you do she says a short prayer. the prayer starts off like “lord please watch my wicked tongue and bless the words i am going to speak unto these people.” rahkiya is such a […]

• Boldor

  to teach something so poorly that the concept seems to the student much more difficult than it actually is. or, to purposefully or accidentally make a task more difficult than it needs to be. my teacher boldors thermo so badly that i had to hire a tutor just to figure out what the h-ll is […]

• Mooof

  a word used to express dislike towards a situation, event, or person. (it is spelled with 3 o’s to express exasperation.) “what do you think about me going to the movies with a girl this weekend instead of our weekly hangout?” “mooof!”

• vantonderism

  a south african colloquialism referring to a (usually intoxicated) person falling/slipping on the floor near a swimming pool. oh man, did you see hannes last weekend? he totally had a vantonderism!

• Teresa Hurley

  that awesome person you know. yea the cute one you cant stop thinking about every second of every day! she is funny, creative, hot, out spoken, has great b–bs, brave, trouble maker, s-xy, bad–ss, as well as a pain-in-the–ss. (but don’t worry because she’s the cutes pain-in-the–ss your ever going to know) if you ever […]

• violation

  innitiation into a street gang, ussualy given to males, b-tches usualy get f-cked in or will do a mission, and b-tch males will do a mission i got dat 5 minute violation so now i killin folkks 4 life a quick, witty, razor sharp woman who does not put up with cr-p from many ignorant […]

• akookadouche

  a man who eats p-ssy after eating chinese food. “he is such an akookadouche! i can’t believe he made my p-ssy smell like chinese food!”

• fatagu

  the pr-nunciation of fatigue by r-t-rded f-cks who cant speak english…sh-t.. “uhh..fat-a-gu?…” “fatigue, jacksh-t..”

• demid

  doing something stupid or ridiculous yet funny to others ‘bob falls down stairs’ you pulled a demid ‘bob falls down stairs’ you pulled a demid

• la trench

  a great restaurant for friends to hang out at. #latrench i went la trench… it was #goals

• table gravy

  the mixture of liquid and food waste on a table, fresh or dry. when dry it is often sticky. peter: “aw man… someone left us some table gravy…” jimmy: “eww… it’s all dry too. no use trying to clean that up… let’s find another seat.”

• zam zump

  a morning dookie that may, or may not, have taken place prior to the subsequent lavatory occupancy by a counterpart or peer. i mighta cut one, but i ain’t take no zam zump!

• Popping shit

  popping sh-t is a term that means to talk sh-t about another person or start a fight with them. this term first came around in 1995 era hip hop, way before the notion of “scene kids” was even dreamt of. since “popping sh-t” originated with mid 90s hiphop, it’s perfectly acceptable to say it in […]

• Outlining

  grinding a girl on the dancefloor and moving your fingers around her crotch the chick could feel gary outlining her as they were grinding for two hours.

• Feku

  a word used to describe mr. narendra modi for his penchant for braggadocio regarding his achievements. derived from the hindi word (phenku) which literally means: someone who throws. usually used for someone who is bullsh-tting. made popular as a twitter hashtag and is now used to refer to him and his pr-nouncements (sometimes even on […]

• bradley biddix

  bradley biddix is the definition of baby d-ck if. if you ever see bradley biddix you should beat the sh-t out of him because he’s likely a satanist or a child molester also means very large sh-t pile did you see that bradley biddix that kid left in the toilet

• The Palmatier

  when one torques his body 180 degrees to one side. then proceeds to torque back to the other side while keeping his arms out like wings but keeping them straight and in a horizontal motion. this is a great collaboration created after mr.palmatier from conestoga high. -jon vila, courtland manning “jon vila just palmatiered through […]

• Mucking Out The Stables

  -n-l s-x mucking out the stables is a term in the uk relating to how stable boys remove horsesh-t from the horses living quarters. i think you get the picture? “i’d like to muck out his/her stables”

• 1st viscount stair sir james dalrymple

  [dal-rim-puh l, dal-rim-] /dælˈrɪm pəl, ˈdæl rɪm-/ noun sir james, 1st viscount stair, 1619–95, scottish jurist.

• waulex

  a term used in the super smash bros. melee community when getting the backwards, reversed hitbox of captain falcons knee usually ending up in a stock change followed by very autistic screeching at the top of the lungs jack said he was gonna hit a waulex, but sadly got waulex’d himself

• Apolune

  the point in a lunar orbit that is farthest from the moon. noun the point in a lunar orbit when a sp-cecraft is at its greatest distance from the moon compare apocynthion, perilune apolune (āp’ə-ln’) the point at which an object orbiting the moon, such as an artificial satellite, is farthest from the moon’s center.

• gilan

  1. a type of lasagna that suits white pants very well 2. a type of panther that likes to eat bread and diet c-ke 3. a girl who goes to sage hill and i vant to push heeerr ooffff zeeee rawf 4. a person who likes to bongie fonger 1. i got gilan all over […]

• walk the shih tzu dog

  to walk the shih tzu (commonly pr-nounced sh-t zu) is a slang term, used to denote the act of human defecation. shih zu being a breed of dog, originating in asia, having to walk the sh-t zu does not refer, in this context, to providing one’s pet dog with exercise, but in fact the impending […]

• wraster

  verb: a pattern of vertical scanning in an up and down motion. the scanner was not wrastering, its reading capacity was reduced.

• Purple French Toast

  when a girl with red pancake and a girl with blue waffle makes love by scissoring. guy 1: did you hear tiffany nailed brittany last night? guy 2: doesn’t tiffany have blue waffle? guy 1: yeah, what’s worse is brittany has red pancake. guy 2: those two probably made some homemade purple french toast together.

• keyboard gremlins

  tiny creatures that inhabit the keyboards of various computers, especially laptops. they cause people to misspell simple words that would normally be easy to spell. they also cause people to type links to pr0n when they are really trying to show their friends a flash video. erca ‘kuzudee: i’m going to lick becu in the […]

• Osiecki Special

  (pr-nounced o-shet-ski) a mouth watering hero pioneered by a world renowned sandwich expert from skaneateles, ny. the whopping list of ingredients includes: chicken cutlet, pepperoni, bacon, mozzarella and provolone cheese, honey mustard, bbq sauce, and mayo. this sandwich is a great way to end any long, eventful night. it’s 3 am, i could really use […]

• Robinowitz

  (verb) to get stood up, dogged, by your date, usually at a museum while you’re crying looking at a bust of homer. she didn’t show up? man, you totally got robinowitzed.

• rectal collar

  a cr-p circle around the neck, usually left after insertion of head into anothers r-ct-m. after sammy stuck his head as far as it would go up mikeys b-tt, there was a cr-p circle rectal collar in the same place most people would wear a necklace.

• proscience

  the nice part of your brain that counteracts the conscience and tells you to enjoy yourself. a good proscience will not only open new doors of exciting, dangerous thrills, but actually convince you it’s safe. while my roommate spent spring break “studying” because he had a conscience, my proscience let me blow the rest of […]

• sp1200

  the leader in the 12 bit sampler/drum machine era. many of your favorite old school tracks were made on the sp1200. made by e-mu systems, and no longer in production, yet they still sell for $1000+ on ebay. madlib still uses the sp1200. cl-ssic 12bit sampler that lent its accent to thousands of cl-ssic tracks […]

• Arby’s Sandwitch

  the act of coverings a girl’s p-ssy with barbecue sauce and then proceeding to eat her out. girl:”you hungy?” guy:”yea how bout an arby’s sandwitch?”