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• loki cat

  the worst little hairball of a cat in the entire universe. he is bad, smelly, stupid and way too ugly to be allowed to exist. argh!! eww!! its loki cat!!

• confargled

  when somthin really f-cked up has just happened oh sh-t this is so f-ckin confargled that guy in the wheelchair is confargled

• headphone harm

  when your music volume is higher than you thought and it blasts into your ears when you play it. bill: my headphones blasted “have a nice day” into my ears when i played it. chuck: sounds like headphone harm.

• anagram rainbow

  the act of a g-y and or lesbian couple engaging in the cl-ssic 69 position, and then flipping 180 degrees and continuing the same position. (one could say they switched to a reverse 96). in summation, different positions within the same position (an anagram) amidst a g-y couple (rainbow). i heard lou and craig engaged […]

• Suck a fuck ass

  there aren’t any definitions for suck a f-ck -ss yet. can you define it?

• Irish Expresso

  intercourse via the -n-s, committed by a large irish man with an italian man of smaller physical stature. {espresso, past participle of esprimere, to press out, from latin exprimere : ex-, ex- + premere, to press; see per-4 in indo-european roots.} hobs licked sean’s backside while matt gave him an irish expresso .

• indubitable

  unquestionable, no need to qustion. shawn’s greediness is indubitable

• church slut

  a church sl-t is a rare species of the female population that regularly attends church, puts up a perfect facade, fooling all those around her, and in the end, ends up jumping all the d-cks in her proximity. while everyone is singing, their eyes happen to travel around the room, looking for the most compatible […]

• chocolate plunger

  1. banging her in the -ss with a frozen t-rd. 2. when a partner is constipated, using your c-ck to force feces to spill due to the vacuum effect of penetration. 1. “hey man, nice chocolate plunger” 2. guy 1: “hey dude, what did you and becky do last night?” guy 2: “went out to […]

• Barong tagalog

  (in the philippines) a man’s long-sleeved formal overblouse, made of fine, sheer fabric, often embroidered.

• Needle-fucking the e

  running low on gas in your automobile. while i was driving home, i noticed i was needle-f-cking the e so i got some gas.

• Willem

  best kid around, very funny and very sweet. is katie’s bestt friend. always making you smile and laugh, and can cheer you up! knows how to party, and very active. funniest guy i know. “who is katie’s bestfriend?” “willem” one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. you’ll love him like a brother. he will […]

• crackerspackle

  when two guys f-ck each other up the -ss, the c-m of one of the guys gets stuck up the other guy’s -ss, and dries and stays there. he gonna have to f-ck a lot of guys to get that crackersp-ckle out, it was so milky!!! lol

• Antoine louis barye

  antoine louis [ahn-twan lwee] /ɑ̃ˈtwan lwi/ (show ipa), 1795–1875, french sculptor and painter. noun a unit of pressure in the cgs system equal to one dyne per square centimetre. 1 barye is equivalent to 1 microbar

• Angry Chainsaw

  f-cking a girl so hard that her f-nny splits. person 1: i feel bad person 2: why? person 1: cos i gave your mum an angry chainsaw

• gleason hedge

  a very intense, slightly war obsessed, cupcake calling, sports spectator that is a coach and gym teacher coach gleason hedge made us run 3 extra laps for saying war was unnecessary

• alexa appanaitis

  the coolest chick you will ever meet. she’s gorgeous and is extremely loyal to those she cares about. she will always make you laugh whether it’s her laugh which sounds like a tea pot when it’s ready or her sarcastic humor. she’s very talented athletically and underated for how smart she actually is. you are […]

• Neco Coneco

  a fictional toy that appeared in the manga azumanga daioh. it often comes in the form of a small white kitten sitting on the head of a white cat, but also comes in different forms such as sleeping cats or iriomote cats (an endangered species only found on the island of iriomote in j-pan) the […]

• Tight Bacon

  used to descibe something thats real good. hey man i just got rid of my virginity and fear of razor blades in one crazy night. tight bacon, i think.

• blow guts

  to laugh so hard that you feel like your guts will blow. i never thought anything was funny enough for me to blow guts, until i saw that kung-fu panda video game for the xbox 360! 7

• monytail

  a man with a more impressive ponytail than a women!! guy with long hair tied in the back with an eleastic. some times tied high enough it hangs over the back of his seat on the airplane. look at that monytail, it longer than his girlfriends!! a ponytail mowhawk!!!!! shaughn has a f-ckin sweet monytail.

• Fruit-Picking

  going into a vans shoe store and tearing the shoe tags off just for its sticker “the shoe guy almost caught us fruit-picking!” fruit picking is what causes lesbianism in prehistoric hunter-gather female groups. since women traditionally stay back at the cave and go out and pick fruit while the men go hunt meat, they […]

• wahoggner

  it’s a word to call someone’s genitals. or a word to call you h-m-s-xual friends. i eat wahoggners

• Soreface area

  amount of someone’s head that is aching and injured after an unsuccessful fight. have you seen brian? he got into a fight in a bar and lost. now his head has a huge soreface area.

• rocco and jake

  rocco and jake are bestfriends they are ride or die stick together no matter what’s in there way rocco and jake never splitup

• Hooseoisie

  (hooz-wah-zee)privileged red-neck cl-ss in the central and southern mid-west frequently seen at the lake of the ozarks in very expensive boats drinking and hollering. combination of “hoosier” and “bourgeoisie”. bill: man, i can’t imagine having so much money that i could spend it building a monster truck! tom: that’s because you’re not a member of […]

• Desk nest

  when you’re so tired at work that you curl up and nap under your desk “i’m so tired right now, i wish i could just take a nap.” “you should desk nest!” “i tried to make a desk nest today but my coworkers were so talkative that i couldn’t get any shut-eye.”

• busey

  a sub-human college student who doesn’t know personal boundaries, and will only communicate with you if you are talking to someone else. who’s persistent in obtaining useless knowledge about nothing to feel like something. also consumes parts of his body. brandon: wow busey today was being a total buzzkill dan: why? was he eating his […]

• Devoney

  devoney is a very pretty name and very original. whenever someone is in need of help, she is the one to ask. she can be insecure about herself sometimes, but she knows to always stay strong and try to live a healthy lifestyle. she can be very loud at times, so if you want to […]

• Not. Going. To happen.

  something you tell a guy when it’s just not gonna happen. must be said in a high volume or tone so that all parties within the unit know he’s not getting any. girl: what are you doing over there… are you getting a condom??? boy: ahhhh noooo, just grabbing my wallet… (as he reaches into […]

• Snoop dad

  “snoop dad” is someone’s dad who is a snoop into your personal business,and is very difficult. someone who is a “snoop dad” also thinks he is the rapper snoop doggy dogg. if your dad is a busy body and gets into your business and tries to rap,he is most likely a snoop dad snoop dad […]

• spicy ramen

  when yku put hot sauce on the kytside if a condom when performing s-x and then slap your significant other with an uncooked block of ramen noodle. i gave my girlfriend the old spicy ramen and she broke up with me. buy the domain for your cat site

• buzzchat

  a word used to decribe a very good thing occuring. like a small granny shopper being stolen or a window being slightly cracked. that was well buzzchat u goon

• racial equality

  when everyone is treated the same, no matter what race they are. me and my friends totally support racial equality. saying someone is less of a person because of their skin colour is just plain stupid.

• stiffy lube

  the k mart brand of ky jelly for your d-ck or c-ck i need you to run over to k mart and get me some more stiffy lube

• Poverty Swagger

  a person who contains swagger in a low income neighborhood, usually wearing a wife beater, athletic shorts, unvelcroed high-tops. look at that broke hoe’s poverty swagger, he’s poor.

• Pussy Pincher

  (refer to “penny pincher”) a person that is extremely stingy about the type of p-ssy they like. dude, jake is such a p-ssy pincher i swear he never tries any other kind.

• Turtle Fucker

  a name that is given to any older man, or woman that is hindering your speed, whether you are driving, walking, running (etc.).it is not uncommon for them to possess horrible driving skills, and driving through banks, salons, grocery stores, and gas stations happens more often than not. driver: i am going to be late, […]

• Gangstacorn

  a regular unicorn bewitched by gangmembers to partic-p-te in their gang activities. its horn is used to pierce the victims in the gang’s violent attacks. (daytime talk show hosts, oprah, tyra banks, barbara walters) gangstacorns can be trained to do good instead of evil. (see “charlie the unicorn”) he is a refined gangstacorn. hey raoul! […]

• bolluckybill

  that guy who said b-gg-r the mat you carn,t f-ck that

• Yuglum

  a short green goblin that steals things from your bathroom. darn yuglum, stole that toilet paper again

• qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;’zxcvbnm,./

  qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;’zxcvbnm,./ duh qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;’zxcvbnm,./ is love qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;’zxcvbnm,./ is life

• shett

  unit of measure of how stain grained a door unit is that door is 14 shetts stain grained.

• exititis

  exit-tis is a specific type of human behavior often -ssocitated with freeway or highway vehicle drivers who speed up and cut across traffic to exit. a common form of exit-tis is for the driver of the exiting vehicle to cut across, not one, but often, two lanes of traffic just in front of a responsible […]

• San Andreas

  the setting for the next grand theft auto. a state consisting of three cities, los santos (los angeles), san fierro (san francisco), and las venturas (las vegas). the game takes place in the early 90’s, and the main character, carl johnson, can wield dual guns, eat to stay alive, swim, and recieve haircuts. san andreas […]

• saywer

  some alright guy who wears fake yeezys, flirts with every possible girl he sees trans or no trans. try’s to act like he surfs but he really just skim boards. a california wanna be. and acts like he has abbs. he’s pretty cut but he’s probably a saywer

• closed for maintenance

  expression used to say a girl is on her period, as most girls prefer not to have s-x during their period and thus are “closed for maintenance”. guess tonight i’m flying solo as my girlfriend is closed for maintenance…

• Cecelia

  an amazing girlfriend and person to be aroound, someone you can trust with everything. she’s definetly a cecelia. i really like that cecelia. a female who you are with one moment and is with someone else the next making love in the afternoon with cecelia up in my bedroom i got up to wash my […]

• Demonilicious

  someone or something that is hot as h-ll. david h-sselhoff is definitely demonilicious.

• neglectment

  this is what stace, the man , experiences cuz im payin her back for what she never gave me omg this is so neglectment, shut up man or imma b-tch slap your ears