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• jack robert avery

  jack avery is 1/5 out of the new trending band why don’t we. jack has recently surp-ssed 700k followers on instagram @jackaverymusic and his band has 1.3 million @whydontwemusic. jack and his band are really good friends with vlogger logan paul who has directed many of the bands music videos such as; n-body gotta know […]

• reverse martin luther king

  a really dodgy s-x position where the black woman rapes the white male there’s been a huge case of reverse martin luther king’s in the city.

• jail peasant

  every ones b-tch guy1: come here you jail peasant guy2: ya come guy3:ya guy4:please jail peasant: fine

• buh-hoe

  invented, developed and refined by a group of highly intellectual elite h-m-s-xual prost-tutes from houston, texas, the word “buh-hoe” can be used to describe, define or express any noun, verb, or adjective; and any idea, emotion, surname. it is often used also to fill in the proverbial blank when the user forgets an essential part […]

• Chinknese

  describing someone that is so into asian culture that it seriously p-sses the sh-t out of you or you are totally weirded out by them joe: yo, you wanna come over after school today and chill? jin chukdo lee: you know how my parents are… they’re so f-ckin ch-nknese joe: what, they want you to […]

• Stan Quotes

  stan quotes are derived from a lovely website, stan-quotes.org. they are quotes a stan has said, but said stan shall not be mentioned here. it has recently become open-source and multiple apps for iphones have been created to make an easy-to-access database of stan quotes. person 1: hey, did you hear that thing stan said […]

• cats ass

  traditionally used to denote a very small circular bald spot in the back of a mans head that is surrounded by dense hair and resembles a feline -n-s. johnny: dude did you see jesses cats -ss? brad: ya man, he needs to go to the hair club for men and have that thing plugged. a […]

• Marinara Backhand

  during -n-l s-x between a man and a woman on her period, the woman currently using a tampon, the man turns her around, rips the tampon out of her v-g-n- and in one fluid motion smacks her in the face with it. terry: “dude, i finally had s-x with emily last night!” isaac: “but isn’t […]

• maltron

  the absolute epitome of everything awesome ever. roy: dude, that movie was really good. sven: yeah, it was pretty much maltron.

• floosey

  a sl-t, wh-r-, sk-nk, or tramp abra is such a floosey, she done the whole football team!

• reconciliationship

  the several times you and your significant other break up and then try once again to get back together and “make things work this time.” jessica: so, how’s the reconciliationship attempt going with julian? neph: i’m pretty sure to work this time. i mean, we’ve only broken up sixteen times before, so this one should […]

• isa mushi mushi

  a way to answer your phone in order to confuse the caller. -phone rings- “isa mushi mushi!”

• Rushglish

  a language or type of speech where the russian language is mixed and brought together with english words and phrases. this combination creates a new unique language example: “i want the дети to бегать на playground” this is rushglish

• Boifsnuggle

  separating the cheeks of your b-ttocks and placing them on your partner and releasing flatus from your body. usually conducted while snuggling, cuddling, or spooning. lasting night sally p-ssed out before john. so john deceided to boifsnuggle sally.

• Loungelicious

  adjective; extremely calm, cool, and relaxing. usually used to define sounds, generally music; acoustic jams in particular. alternative spelling loungealicious. hey man, what was that little jam we were chillin’ to earlier in the park. play that jam again it’s skraight up loungelicious.

• PowerDrinker

  an individual that has the capability of consuming more than an alcoholic. when 10 shots is already enough the powerdrinker has a desire to take it to 40 shots through the night.

• Spinordy

  spi-nord-eee -adjective embodying traits pertaining to refined conduct and intellect; acute in execution, without pretension or arrogance. chivalric; defined by the presence of a subtle zip or zest for life. knowledgable; witty and altruistic. upon seeing his son before the debate wearing a suit and tie, george’s father beamed with pride, “pretty spinordy, kid,” he […]

• Tha StaceSwag

  the most fierce, most powerful swag on the planet. nothing can touch it. nothing can come close. possessed by supa stace, the swag has seen the destruction of millions of unfortunate victims all over canada and the united states. if you just so happen to be around when tha staceswag is comin…you betta run for […]

• pedo love

  what pedophiles feel for children: deep love. (first pedo stage) john felt pedo love for his little brothers because he cares a lot for them

• snow virgin

  anthony scared of the snow starting in canada which happens every f-cking year. anthony is a douche who doesn’t realize snow happens every year. he is a snow virgin.

• dropping ass

  a fart who dropped -ss? i just dropped major -ss.

• avery kingdon

  avery kingdon, definition of perfection. wow you look so avery kingdon today!

• Haleon

  bigtime neocon makes rush limbaugh and bill o’reilly look tame by comparison. would of bombed iraq 12 times over if they made this crazy sob president. is known to call popular radio talk shows pretending to be a deranged michael moore fan so he can post the conversation in its entirety for the enjoyment of […]

• Nate T

  nate t’s are very rare to find but if they are some f-gs who don’t have an xbox and still kick your -ss every time you play halo you have found one. the rarest ones have extremely tall blonde hair and will kick your f-cking -ss if you do something they think is “gay” and […]

• B’scuse me

  term of outrage commonly used by large, angry, black women to express their disbelief at being insulted. in a kfc, after ordering the family bucket of chicken a rotund black woman was asked, “do you want this for here or to go?” she angrily replied, “b’scuse me, m-th-f-cka! you think i’m gon’ eat all this […]

• deeack

  a colorful and friendly way to refer to the male genitalia. rolls off of the tongue (no pun intended) easier than p-n-s, p-ck-r, who-who or w-ng w-ng. “dude, the other night my deeack was so hard i could cut diamonds with it” “man, my boss is such an f’in deeack!!”

• Pimply

  a term to describe someone with a lot of pimples (zits). i got my fast food from the pimply-faced teenager. his back was all dirty and pimply. a synonym for “pimply” is “zitty”. a group of school-age children afflicted with pimples. a pimple-faced child. there were a group of pimplies hanging outside the store today. […]

• transgenderization

  the act of becoming transgender paul’s transgenderization into paula was no big deal. he already looked like a woman anyway. buy the domain for your recipe blog

• surflaxcodninjabro

  a male asian, usually of korean descent, with long hair, a.k.a lettuce, often found near a beach with his surf board trying to look good for the ladies. when not at the beach he may be found playing cod for hours usually yelling at the screen after every kill, working on his beach bod for […]

• manout

  the love of my life! originally “mantou,” referring to the chinese bread, but has now evolved into a new word. i love my manout, so cute and sweet 🙂 (verb): throwing a series of printers (starting with your own and progressing to your roommates’) onto a hard surface such as pavement, and hence destroying them […]

• yellowpanda

  a white girl who likes asian boys alex is a yellowpanda

• Ronrico

  a rum brand produced by premium-liquor company beam. high-quality like bacardi, but not as expensive. ronrico tastes great straight or mixed with cola. an over 100-year old brand of rum produced by premium-spirits company beam, inc. hey, pour me some ronrico. an over 100-year old brand of rum produced by premium-spirits company beam, inc. hey, […]

• Betty Bowers

  a character played by comedian deven green. the parodies she makes are meant to be satires about christians and bible thumpers. her youtube account is mrsbettybowers. mrs. betty bowers is kind of hot.

• Ciela

  a name, usually belonging to an incredibly entertaining yet often overbearingly eccentric woman. this woman will have calves of steel and frequently kick holes in p-sserby semi trucks heading to alaska. she will likely be found in front of a brick fireplace reading yellow-papered children’s books to kittens shortly therafter. will probably prefer bearded men […]

• max gall

  a person how does not show up to school, work or any important events mate your such a max gall

• rebate buzz

  1: an immediate buzz or feeling of drunkenness after only one or two drinks where they have combined with the remains of the previous night’s drinks to quicken the process of intoxication 2: usually takes place when “tying one on” and morning/afternoon drinking 3: also, an easy way to preemptively eliminate a hangover “after drinking […]

• Timberlake

  (v) to redo something in bad shape to make it pretty again – to bring s-xy back after the justin timberlake song, “s-xyback” matt: hey kregg, did you see that section i redid? kregg: yeah, you timberlaked that. matt: yeah, i brought the s-xy back. timberlake–verb–when a formerly dorky guy suddenly becomes s-xually attractive, like […]

• private

  the word my 2 year old uses when referring to his p-n-s. 2 year old in tub: “mommy, my private can float on the water!” me: “that’s great sweetie, now stop touching it ok?” a respectful term for t-st-cl-s or female organs. some parents tell their children to wash their privates in the bath. the […]

• drunkflecting

  the act of being mad at someone else when its really yourself while intoxicated. reflecting on things while being drunk, or being upset at someone else when all along it was you while you are drunk or intoxicated in that nature is called “drunkflecting”

• bruzzlington

  a c-nt who is good and will always be good! you shot that kid at point blank……….. but you will always be my bruzzlington 👌👌

• Halluscidate

  when, on a date, one person thinks there are romantic possiblities, while the other believes it’s strictly a friendship outing. halluscadating: having the impression that a scheduled meeting with a morsel is a date when in fact, you are being used for timefill or a useful skill tom went out with kate the other night. […]

• Ninja-Rine

  a cross between a ninja and wolverine the two ultimate fighters have evolved to form ninja-rine

• Odzey

  a word to describe somebody who is being an utter idiot about something.. other words a ‘tw-t’. omg, that kid is a total odzey!

• newbuys

  drugs referring to recently acquired harddrugs such a rolls, or any other pillbased drug you hear about those newbuys that josh has you you got any newbuys?

• Hammerbagged

  slang for attacked, abused, severe disappointment, h-ssled, overcharged (like getting hit with a bag of hammers, figuratively) also “hammerbagging”..the act of getting hammerbagged. did you see what they are charging me? i got hammerbagged. look at all this traffic..we are getting hammerbagged. my girlfriend was so p-ssed at me…i took a royal hammerbagging.

• lessofus

  person or group that are are make no contribution to society,useless parasites or psycho predators that harm others because they can. dean: let’s roll by the shady brothers spot and check it out. mike: what the h-ll you talking ’bout i don’t run with lessofus losers.

• Crumb-upin’

  the act of masturbating with a bread stick yo i’m gonna crumb-upin’ if i don’t get some tonight. those restaurant bread sticks are too good for crumb-upin’.

• hashtag rage

  when someone expresses their distaste all over your social media, regarding a hashtag you have used which they disagree upon. usually used by someone trying to show off their brainpower, except that they end up looking like a douchebag. example posted on instagram “#foodp-rn, #cloudp-rn, why is everything p-rn these days? why not just #lifep-rn […]

• New shirt nipples

  when someone forgets to iron out the creases that intersect at the nipples on a new dress shirt. they are seen most often at weddings and other formal events where people who rarely dress up are forced to. “check it out! terry forgot to iron out his new shirt nipples!”

• ghost jelly

  when a white substance such as nut is exploded into a hoe while going boo like a ghost and or ghoul spencer spread his ghost jelly all over his hoe janine while going boo