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• bukkaby

  a baby born from bukkake i have 2 dads i was a bukkaby

• Absentee

  a person who is , especially from work or school. a person who himself or herself, as a landowner who does not live on certain property owned or a voter who is permitted to cast a ballot by mail. contemporary examples but absentee balloting is more vulnerable to fraud, not to mention the vaguaries of […]

• bartu

  a gastronomer specialising in kebab-based fast food products. usually originating from turkey. did anybody see the new bartu in our cl-ss? the act of showing an extreamly anti-accepted creepy side; to creep; a creepy sidekick dude that’s way to bartus for my liking! i should have never gone to boston. did you see that guy […]

• bop ya bag

  “bop ya bag” is a phrase that some rappers (most notably ob-1) use in their songs. it refers to the act of bopping your bag, which is essentially smashing yourself in the t-st-cl-s with a hammer. this activity is normally -ssociated with the hyphy scene and other hip hop fans and is seen as the […]

• skinny minny

  a person who’s really thin. it’s ok to hate on them. girl, have you seen gina? she used to be all fat, and now she’s a skinny minny!

• mongolian piledriver

  when a couple engage in -n-l s-x, then as the male is reaching climax, he lifts the female into the piledriver wrestling position, then spiking her head into the bed. the male will then -j-c-l-t- on the females unconscious face before pinnning her for the 1-2-3. i gave my b-tch the mongolian piledriver last night, […]

• GeneralLootage

  a treachours tactic preformed by sneaky underhanded b-tches. cao cao, nathan niquedet and yuan shao

• Be caught short

  be caught short verb phrase to not have enough: wascaught short at the ticket window

• fart wrenching

  something, especially any type of food or physical situation, that can more readily make your -ss p-ss gas. i did some fart wrenching exercises, and then ate a fart wrenching dinner before watching a fart wrenching movie.

• Bimboy

  a teenage male bimbo he’s such a bimboy!

• hrum cake

  a cake involving hrum and large amounts of gayness. john lets make hrum cakes at brandon’s house! 2 more definitions hrum cake is a delicious treat usually made by stonecreek saints, it resembles a bunt cake but its gayer and more oddly shaped, many hrums go into the creation of hrum cake. hrum cake is […]

• sterilisation

  a process usually an operation carried out to prevent having children what happens if you are mean and attack the male genitals to much he went to hospital to have a sterilisation (his t-st-cl-s removed) she grabbed his b-lls and squeezed as hard as possible she didn’t stop till she felt something squish he had […]

• Lollygaggling

  to lag behind. the f-cking kids won’t stop lollygaggling, so we’re never going to get to the mall in time to see the new hannah montana movie. dawdling; staying behind; idling common misspelling: lollygagging “hurry up and stop lollygaggling about!”

• sitm

  sit·um definition- sl-t in the making that girls is going to become a sitm hanging around those girls

• Pulling an African

  when you cut everyone in a long line, just to get to your group of friends (or “tribe”), that is further up the line than most people. “did you see that? that guy just cut me and everybody else in line! he was pulling an african!”

• nosylla

  chill person; cool with anything sally is just nosylla buy the domain for your foodie vlog

• thitt

  acronym for “the horror in the toilet.” an eldritch bowel movement, the results of which are so indescribably horrifying as to defy description. dude, i just took a thitt. oh, man.

• opimum

  the combination of opiates, weed, and alligator urine to create a unique, sustained, pleasant high “i think my arm is eating the red out of a rainbow” “is it really? or is that the opimum talking?

• amadeus dick

  a term used to describe a middle-school child who thinks they’re really cool but they’re actually not. he’s a real amadeus d-ck.

• outerwhore

  a promiscuous person who restricts him or herself to s-xual outercourse (anything other than actual penetration) with his/her many partners. a pg-13 player. joe is an outerwh-r- cuz he gets a lot of action but he never seals the deal…they don’t call him smelly-fingers-joe for nothing.

• A over T

  to fall over. derived from “-rs- over t-ts”. 1 more definition add your own -ss over teakettle took a nasty tumble, -ss over teakettle…definitely worth taking the time to string that rope….

• shotgun hair

  the hair that emo kids have nowadays. normal bangs in the front, with an explosion of spiky out the back. it looks like a shotgun suicide. all the girls on mysp-ce wear too much eyeliner and have shotgun hair

• chaunching

  active form of chaunch. which means to throw up until you feel like your insides are going to turn inside out. sharon had too much to drink, she was chaunching all night.

• titficionado

  a true aficionado of the female breast. that man is a real t-tficionado, he really knows t-ts!

• dilly whopper

  an item you cannot recall the name of. syn- thingamajigger can also be shortened to dilly or dills “hey have you seen a dilly whopper? i have got to put my hair up and i can’t find any anywhere!” “umm…no” “come on! i just bought a brand new card of hair dills”

• hole assist

  when your d-ck can’t handle anymore -sshole so you gotta tag your friend in for help to finish the job. this dude wants to keep f-cking but i have a limp d-ck. can i get a hole -ssist?

• Tales of Pirates

  a chinese-based mmorpg with a poor privacy policy and tech support that speaks fragmented english. full of bots and glitches. don’t post your picture in the player photos section because they include your e-mail address and you will get msn requests from non-english speakers for s-x. player: yes, i’d like my photo removed from the […]

• pink steal

  it’s common slang for a white man’s hard on. after wanda touched billy’s arm his pink steal poked out the top of his trousers.

• Draco dormiens nunquam titilandus

  never tickle a sleeping dragon! ever! dude, draco dormiens nunquam t-tilandus!!!

• Noob Farming

  entering a server or gaming area as an expert, knowing that the server or gaming area is populated completely of noobs, then pwning them all just so you can get a high score. (created specifically for first person shooters where the player enters a server populated with other players and a specific mapset or something […]

• jamramson

  a cool person, or cool group of people ‘you’re such a jamramson’ ‘thats so jamramson’

• Boston Subway

  a s-xual act whereby a piece of fecal matter (poo) is laid directly over the entrance to the v-g-n-; subsequently it is pushed forcibly into the v-g-n- by the p-n-s of the male. her p-ssy stank like sh-t after the boston subway i gave her. p.s. don’t think i’ll be going there again.

• Fuck Bomb

  an ancient s-xual technique where a woman lies flat on her back, legs spread. a man then runs from a few meters away with a full erection and jumps, grabbing his ankles in mid flight then lands perfectly inside the female partner where -j-c-l-t–n and -rg-sm are achieved instantly. “that was the best f-ck bomb […]

• Pro Beast

  to be professional at something and be beast at it too. dude that guy is h-lla pro beast out on the football field.

• kronwall

  to be pummeled beyond compare, to be run over, to run over, to hit with force enough to cause a concussion or ko havlet got kronwalled in the game last night this ap exam is going to kronwall me. verb meaning to spectacularly bring down an opponent, particularly during a sporting event, with the skillful […]

• Sundell

  a female stripper who plummets to the ground and busts her leg while trying to make the lenghty climb to the top of the stripper pole. wow- that ho cracked her skull on stage and pulled a sundell!!!

• Baked Bean head

  a ginger headed brummy girl. ha ha ha look at that baked bean head! she has head like an actual baked bean!

• surinder

  a surinder is someone who always wants to be right, even the sometimes he might make silly mistakes! example #1: omg, i’m dealing with a surinder!!

• Hindy Rock

  middle eastern pop music, as seen in movies. that guy in that car is blasting hindy rock

• clicksterbation

  the act of monotonous clicking within an application or web page that appears to serve no purpose but to delay one from getting to the end result. the development team needs to rethink their latest application as there is far too much clicksterbation for my appet-te.

• hopolophobe

  a hopolophobe is one with an irrational fear of weapons. the hopolophobe went into a full panic seeing guns in the sporting goods section.

• Nymphpire

  a s-x-crazed nymphomaniacle vampire with a craving for hot, warm, blood-rushing sensation. a nymphpire is fascinated deeply in the art of s-x, and all of the intense, erotically dark and kinky twists to it. person a: d-mn man! i just hooked up with this totally crazy fawty, we were getting into it right, and she […]

• ghetto cream

  a shampoo labeled as ghetto cream, more commonly known as (s-m-n). most white teenagers use this whilst washing their hair. it is rumoured that ghetto cream can stop (split ends) and has the same efficiency as any 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner. create in 2015, north london, barnet white boy: “mum we ran out […]

• Tray dat

  word meaning yes, or right on ; the process of agreement. k-loc:man, that party was off the chain last night! jeremy:yeah…tray dat!

• Chuckie Or Law

  a mispelling of “tiocfaidh ár lá:, irish for “our day will come”; the motto of the republican movement. often found scrawled on toilet walls by ignorant republican fellow-travellers who seem to think that they’re striking some sort of blow for national unity by scrawling illegibly while doing their best imitation of a crop sprayer with […]

• steve and the twins

  a playful name for one’s c-ck and b-lls, whereby, ‘steve’ refers to the todger and ‘the twins’ are the attached danglies. man in bar: ‘fancy coming back to my place, i’d like to introduce you to some of the family?’ woman in bar: ‘ who would that be?’ man: ‘steve and the twins’ woman: you […]

• Skeeter’s Theorem

  a theorem that states that all white b-tches are crazy. the theorem was deduced by means of a logical proof. i should have referred to skeeter’s theorem before gettin with this white b-tch, she got me stressed!

• Rackted

  someone that is really short, fat and busty. a “rackted” person tends to live in a trailer and might only wear sweat pants and bikini straps. often has too many pearcings. person 1: yo,see that b-tch?.. person 2: yeah. person 1: that is one rackted b-tch.

• bitch-borderline-cunt

  1) a super b-tch on the brink of being a c-nt but not quite pushing into the c-nt zone. 2) when b-tch won’t quite do, but you are not yet ready to make the leap to calling them a c-nt. my landlady is such a b-tch, she definitely has the b-tch-borderline-c-nt status.

• kottonmouth kings

  group of suburban white goes who can actually do hip-hop, rap and rock and make it sound half way decent. also go by shortened name kmk limp bizkit tried to do rap and rock and they sold out and turned into a sh-tty -ss band. kottonmouth kings can rock a crowd and flow like a […]