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• rylie(boy)

  rylie is a f-cking savage he is funny and likes to roast people and likes to chill with his family and is really good at basketball and fun to be around i want to be a rylie(boy) follow rylie(boy) on instagram

• bouve

  n. french for “dork”. a cl-ssification of a south beach drag queen with an nfl fetish. “the bouve really took a keen awareness of the tight derriers among the orange and aqua clad gladiators.” a person who s-xually fixates on a professional sports player. he pulled a bouve when he whipped off a batch to […]

• bible sex

  when you get turned on from reading the bible. “& jesus sat down..” david – is it just me or i feel a bible s-x comming up.

• mizzailman

  crack pipe my mizzailman ate your sock.

• anuradhaness

  a state of extremely unmatched craziness, funness, coolness and awesomeness with an amazing dash of daness life is no fun without some anuradhaness.

• home shopping network

  a tv shopping show. mostly has useless cr-p n-body would ever need. the best thing on the home shopping network is the knife collectors show. atleast they don’t sell sega products. the perfect oportunity for a bored housewife to buy a ton of useless sh-t on her husband’s credit card. $300 for a solar-powered toothbrush […]

• shaft slap

  the act of pulling out your p-n-s and slapping a random person in the face with it so hard that the imprint is left on their face bro, im totally gonna shaft slap your uncle when he gets home

• dump maggot

  the kid that keeps taking your sh-t or the kid over the internet that gets mad because you keep repeating the expression dump maggot kid: m or f you: dump maggot kid: what u say p-ssy i kill you you: dump maggot kid: i swear to f-cking god your dead you: dump maggot kid: disconnected

• any clan shock wave member

  big f-ggots that are gay and are stupid shock unnamed,crow,screed,swift,imp,swift,format

• fieuq

  d-ck fart oh sh-t i just had a fieuq!

• Brocori

  how asain would say brocoli asain n-gg-r: herro, i heading out from the sh-ty to my asrain friend, we going to cook sum brocori to go with our fry chicken

• Howljob

  the act of yelling/shouting at your partner’s genitalia. normally directed at a p-n-s, the v-g-n-l howljob is rarer. “dude what was all that noise last night?” “oh right, that was stacy giving me a howljob” “dude…”

• bilingual

  a person who’s able to say “f-ck you” if you speak spanish or “jodete” if you speak english. im bilingual, i can offend you in many languages… cabron. 20

• Stag Vag

  stands for statutory v-g-n-. used to describe jailbait, and hot underage girls. ben: i just saw your stag vag in my cl-ss gerry: which one?

• Russian Cat Party

  the meaning of this phrase is disputed among historians. some believe it originates from a secret cult of people who dress their cats up like famous soviet leaders and put them in a room, meanwhile the owners sit around and drink tea. revisionist historians believe however it is a phrase used to describe a prolonged […]

• Updoot

  another way of saying what’s up. this is used in a friendly context between friends and/or acquaintances. friend: updoot mr. screwbo! me (mr. screwbo): updoot richard!

• gasser

  a modified closed car or rat rod that competes at drag races. there’s gonna be a g-sser war at the dragstrip tonight! don’t miss it! someone of german or austrian nationality or descent it’s hard for germans to shake that -ssociation with g-ssing millions of people to death he was proud of his austrian background […]

• Doing a Lynndie

  the act of pointing and laughing at an unaware victim while holding a cigarette half-c-cked in you mouth and being photographed. much like lynndie england. when we were in louisanna, i found a drunk guy, we got a camera and did a lynndie. a form of humiliation first popularized by lynndie england in abu ghraib. […]

• nicecream

  something that is good or excellent. yo i’m nicecream. that shirt is nicecream.

• Arhod

  h-lla s-xy beast.. but has a lisp… but makes it sound h-lla s-xxaayyy(: love him!! your so s-xy like an arhod!

• Spock Shock

  a spock shock is performed by seperating the middle and ring finger while keeping the index and middle fingers together, as well as the ring and pinky fingers. after proper finger configuration, one inserts the the index/middle pair into the v-g-n- while simultaneously inserting the ring/pinky pair into the -n-s. with a succusfull “spock shock”, […]

• Bicycling

  when one uses both feet to pleasure a girl, like riding a bike, one foot in the v-g-n-, one foot in the -n-s. and continue pedaling motion. similar – double fisting. i double fisted her with ease, so we decided to step it up a notch and started bicycling the h-ll outta that b-tch.

• medouv

  the most powerful in the galaxy 🌌 , he is smart , an engineer and kickboxing player. medouv is my man

• shit money

  the theory that all money, despite being the closest thing to true value, is worthless when you are on tour. hence all your money is worth sh-t all. ‘dude, that parking ticket was for £200!’ ‘sh-t money.’ ‘man, that stripper cost 400 bucks!’ ‘sh-t money.’ 1) very rich and/or snotty person often seeing themselves above […]

• Waxxup

  a former maplestory hack-releaser who retired due to many users denying and flaming his reputation. his hacks were usually based on the modding of wz files, where the wz files are the files that store the information in the game. waxxup was the best maple hacker during the v 0.5x era.

• mullied

  a state of consciousness which is achieved by consuming around half a gram of mdma. the user of the powerful psychoactive is put into a ‘dream like’ state where they experience and act out strange phenomena. whilst in this state the user is fully aware of their bizarre and unpredictable thoughts but they cannot control […]

• Dustin Little

  well known for coining the phrase “fo cheezy my breezy!” and “never ever ever never!” if you are lucky enough to meet him when he’s not surrounded by adoring fans, you will see that he is incredibly amazing and absolutely adorable. omfg dustin little is soooooo fantastically sweet and adorable!

• Negative Flow

  the opposite of flow. a persons hair tends to be straight hence no flow. guy 1: yo my flow is nice today. guy 2: peguillon and lunger have negative flow. guy 1: true that there hair goes no where. guy 2: you know what they say let it grow and let it flow.

• backdoor trickz

  (n.) a male foreign exchange student who likes both women and men, and has a special preference for the -n-l region. with that region kinky tricks are played that are named elsewhere on urban dictionary. (v.)special preference with the -n-s region (v.)s-xual -n-l shananigans last night i was drunk and that guy tried to lay […]

• foogayzee

  the definition of “foogayzee” is a fake -ss person with no swagga or st–z that be rocking fake -ss sh-t like airwalks tryna look like vans or some fake -ss jordan earrings that they got at the flee market. look up te song “foogayzee” by tokyo diva and young l. look at that n-gg- tryna […]

• fantafreakintabulous

  fantastic+ freakin+ fabulous; totally awesome mood paul: hey, how are you today? lori: hi paul. i’m fantafreakintabulous!

• lealany

  not a real name or maybe it is idk she has such a lealany name

• Chris Squire

  legendary b-ssist for the english progressive rock band yes. highly influential to a whole generation of b-ss guitarists,he remains one of the most original and exciting musicians of our time. i loved chris squire’s extended b-ss solo “the fish” from yes’ live alb-m “yessongs”!

• Beard Chin

  guys who define their ‘missing’ chins by shaving their beards in such a fashion that it creates a jawline when really their fat gobbler connects their head to their chest as one enormous, blubber-like piece. wouldn’t even know fat frank has a chin anymore if not for his beard chin. it’s shaved right above his […]

• ebbest

  most subtle way of putting something that’s about the ebbest dis i have ever heard.

• omhg

  whospiltmybeer29: omhg both at fault: omg what whospiltmybeer29: not omg.. omhg both at fault: omhg what!?! whospiltmybeer29: omhg its my new slang like jodd both at fault: oo i seeee both at fault: and what does this one mean whospiltmybeer29: find out from ur resource both at fault: lol fine whospiltmybeer29: www.definithing.com both at fault: […]

• oh-she-en

  means wow or omg (said with a stress on the “oh”) example1 laura: “have you seen her new insta post” ruth: “oh-she-en, that’s bad!” example2 lizzy: “oh-she-en, ben look at this” ben: “what” lizzy: “i just got tickets for courteeners” ben: “oh-she-en”

• Foreignication

  hooking up with foreigners, usually – but not always – while travelling abroad. can also be defined as: fornication is hooking up with someone from your home country; foreignication is hooking up with someone from another country. when i travel, i never think about fornication; i think about foreignication.

• G4L

  gamer 4 life i grew up by the video game. i’m going to die by the video game. gamer 4 life! (g4l) g4l – gangster for life. is also the t-tle of one of rihanna’s new song on her alb-m ‘rated r’. “i am a g4l” “have you heard rihanna’s new song g4l?” girlfriends 4 […]

• elhannah

  elhannah is a beautiful girl with a colorful/stylish fashion sense. she naturally brings life and energy to everything and everyone around her. they have the biggest most beautiful eyes that you will surly get lost in no matter how hard you try. her body isn’t even her best feature but it is always her temple […]

• ham dagger

  term for a man’s unit. also known as a pork sword. danny c stabbed some trick -ss ho with his ham dagger.

• aeddon

  aeddon is a strange spelling of the name aiden. aeddon was the name of the celtic fire god and a king of wales. it is rarely used in the united states but is probably more common in ireland. “why is your name spelled like aeddon and not normally?” “shut up, this is the original spelling”

• wet your willie

  its where you suck your own genitals that guy totally just wet his own willie did you wet your willie?

• George W

  r-t-rded meglomaniac the american idiot of american idiots and a village idiot george w is an american and a village idiot. 1.the man who claims, innacurately, to be the president of the united states even though al gore got more votes. 2. a highly destructive, religiously-crazed, unconst-tutional maniac who has no regard for his own […]

• thighbrating

  what happens due to the vibration caused by your cell phone in your pocket, to let you know you are getting a call or message in ‘silent’ mode. “i must be getting a call!” “i don’t hear your phone ringing…” “yeah, but i am thighbrating”

• kelzo

  the lopster queen. d-mn, that’s real.. kelzo? i guess??

• flauteada

  a gathering of a disproportionate number of men engaged in objectionable behavior. aryk ad javi, get your stretchy pants, we’re going to the flauteada!

• gasoo

  a s-xual version of -gasp- farah – ooh i love it down here sara – gasoo farah – ooh aah sara – ooh aah woah baby.

• Paymon

  gorgeous persian jews, generally those whom possess large appendages. girl a: what he look like? girl b: i unno, he was hott though girl a: dang, a paymon? girl b: fosho girl a: let’s go get some red lobster girl b: aight den 2 more definitions you can call someone this when they are a […]

• Lard Love

  the special love that only 2 tubby blokes and some animal fat lubricant can share. that gary spender and ponce mckelvey partake in lard love you can tell by the way the little one walks. they’re both so loney that they could only get each other and some lard.