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• Crisp-Boxing

  many individuals mastubating together over one p-rno and avoiding seeing each other by wearing a crisp box over their heads. dude, we’ve only got one dvd player, and we’re outta time. it’s got to be crisp-boxing tonight!

• Gubbidy

  a foolish or idiotic person who’s actions are found to be humorous pearce: ow i just bit my tongue georgia: ha, you’re such a gubbidy

• Agreesome

  the momentary feeling of excitement when three or more people simultaneously come to an agreement about a topic. omg me and my two mates had an agreesome about that new girl at school, she’s a sl-t

• basket checker

  the process of cupping a dudes b-lls to evaluate the size and stature of the product “at hand” heheheh luke is such a basket checker, i saw him grope jeff’s b-lls to compare the size of their packages.

• baatard

  a retatded lamb! your snapchats are hilarious, you baatard!

• NCMAX

  anything defined as being ncma plus other s-xual actions. my mother told me not to have ncmax with my girlfriend.

• Cheryll

  a person of true beauty. a girl with such a kind personality that anyone will simply fall in love with. a cheryll will help anyone out without hesitation. they have trusting blue eyes and large bussoms.a perfect girl, someone you can always rely on, kind caring, a great sense of humor, and just amazing a […]

• analieated

  a person who has yet to have -n-l s-x and is often left out of groups and conversations of those people who have had -n-l s-x. my friend keith feels -n-lieated when his pals discuss -n-l s-x.

• Nasophile

  someone who is attracted to noses, usually (but not exclusively) belonging to members of the opposite s-x. male nasophiles usually seek women with noses larger, rounder, broader or otherwise more prominent than usual, for example sarah mich-lle gellar. “my boyfriend loves my nose” “are you sure he’s not a nasophile?”

• Naughty Calvin

  the act of using a plushy, stuffed animal, or any similar object as tool for male masturbation. this is a reference to the famous comic strip calvin & hobbs which features a boy with a stuffed tiger and an overactive imagination. i caught my little brother pulling a naughty calvin with his bunny doll. i’ve […]

• jacob gay

  a jacob is perfect in every single g-y way. he’s a gentleman, he’s smart,g-y funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and g-y and mature. he knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of g-y guy you want to spend the rest of your life with except he is g-y. […]

• noble work

  “n-ble work” is a phrase that is used within nasa, and perhaps other technological contexts, to indicate the high value parts of a large project that are thought to be particularly interesting and desirable to work on. this is in contrast to other parts of the same project that are though to be mundane or […]

• Jbroags

  name of a person directing a musical. ‘wanna come city sat-rday?’ ‘nahh, got rehersal. if i skip the jayswizzle will go nuts.’ other names: jbroags, jack-jack, jayswizzle, broagasuar, vegequarian, ms bro, jackie, ohmybroags,

• gumslut

  somone who asks everyone for gum until they get it. betty: do you got gum? joe: no. betty: do you got gum? jimmy: didn’t you just ask that guy? betty: so n-gg-!? jimmy: you’re such a gumsl-t! betty: wuh’eva n-gg-!

• ROFLOSLTILMAO

  my combination of rofl, lol, and lmao… (rolling on floor laughing so loud that i’m laughing my -ss off) person 1: i pharted!! person 2: roflosltilmao

• ducks and sings

  crisp, defeathered beasts and -ssociated accompaniments usually seen displayed on dooks in gl-ss duckdows in asian restaurants. what do you feel like to eat? i saw some ducks and sings hangin in da windows.

• texas strawberry

  (n): the act of slapping a person in the face with your b-llsack. similar to the teabag. “mark gave me a texas strawberry last night, and i am really p-ssed.” the act of ball slapping “man, i woke up to a mean texas strawberry today.”

• Kalasia

  a beautiful girl with pretty eyes and gorgeous eyes. shes kind and always happy. shes sometimes unsure of herself but that doesnt stop her. she can be awkward at times. she likes to eat small children. oh and she is beautiful. kalasia is model beautiful. alot of people hate her for it. my friend kalasia […]

• statementize

  want to take a statement from ms. gonzalez, they want to statementize your witness, please give ms. singh the witness’ phone number.

• briehlize

  to ponder on an opportunity until the opportunity is gone. he missed out on the chance of a lifetime, because he briehlized the opportunity.

• Thrime

  the thriller + crime genre. i love thrime shows! i

• Not A Dolphin

  anything that isn’t a dolphin. “what’s that animal called?” “not a dolphin.”

• mykenzi

  most important girl dont ever loose her.if you ever loose her you lide will be upset.she is a good friend and a even better sister.cute,wise,awsome.dont ever loose mykenzi she will never forgive you and she will kick your but. #1look at mykenzi #2did you say mykenzi #1yeah #3smiles then faints

• Shadowbag

  to place the shadow of one’s t-st-cl-s on the shadow of another’s forehead my wife fell asleep in the chair so i turned on a lamp in the corner and shadowbagged her.

• Croc-Foot

  the black discolouration that occurs on the bottom of one’s foot due to the design of crocs whereby dirt enters through those stupid vent holes, but cannot escape once inside. sometimes it also makes your feet smelly- see croc rot is your foot frostbit like mr. deeds or do you just have croc-foot?

• Jephania

  unrequited love. soulmates. lovers connected at the soul level but never quite connecting on earth. the lovers longed to be together but circ-mstances of their lives prevented that from happening. it was a case of jephania. they were desperately in love but they lived on opposite coasts and both had children. jephania prevented them from […]

• big stupid

  another way of saying you idiot,dumb-ss,ext.usally said to someone big or bigger than u but dosen’t have to be.funny and catchy too persona;man u wack personb;shutup u big stupid

• crapper cologne

  a type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky. woman 1: hey, why didn’t you go with that one guy? woman 2: are you kidding, he was drenched in so much cr-pper cologne i couldn’t breathe!

• if you ain’t got haters you ain’t poppin

  meaning you ain’t cool and you ain’t doing stuff right if you don’t have haters. come on man, stop stressin about what people say. remember,if you ain’t got haters you ain’t poppin!!

• yadle

  word meaning consent and confirmation can i have that gl-ss of milk?…..yadle!

• knakers

  it could be used for b-lls or f-ck off ‘r u dumb bruv’. said f-g boy ‘knakers’ replied fat hoe. or….i’m chilling in the freezer like a f-cktard freezing my knakers off

• shnive

  treat somebody unfairly: to behave unfairly toward somebody by giving him or her less of something than he or she deserves or expects; to take more than one is ent-tled to. cheat deceive short-change trick he tried to shnive my money. stop shniving me. watch him, he’s a shniver.

• P-In-V

  p in v is a slang term for s-xual acts, made well known by ninja s-x party. p stands for p-n-s and v stands for v-g-n- time for some p-in-v!

• dogs muck

  dog sh-t watch out,dont step in the dogs muck,its dirty

• DBAF

  don’t be a f-g. usually pr-nounced dee-baff person 1: yo are you tryin to go out tonight? person 2: nah i’m actually kinda tired and i have to work tomorrow afternoon. person 1: dude… dbaf.

• might do

  expression of sarcasm to a teacher teacher: “do you work.” pupil: “yeah, might do!” shortly followed by a swift first finger pointing gesture.

• Foreskin Gummibears

  gummibears that taste like foreskin. foreskin gummibears include, but are by no means limited to, all the “original” colours of gummibears, as well as stale gummibears and those that have literally been smothered by foreskin. it is a common misconception to believe that the foreskinish taste comes from the wax coating the bear. however, it […]

• sweedish smoke screen

  when you are in a public bathroom and are pushing out the last few drops of pee and you accidently push out a high pitched stinkey little fart. sh-t buddy i just droped an unforgivable sweedish smoke screen.

• Crazybobbles

  something that is crazier than crazy! work was totally crazybobbles today

• Yacht Pal

  a yacht pal or yachtpal is what sailors call their boat buddies. plural: yachtpals my yacht pal mike is a great sailor, really knows how to sail. i’ve got lots of yachtpals like that, there’s jim, sally, john, and dan, who is a captain.

• dleek

  an insult that does not mean anything in particular, but is very insulting to call people directly. matt: you are such a dleek when you first wake up. john: no! you are.(john is so insulted that he dosn’t even have a comeback.) an insult that does not mean anything in particular, but is very insulting […]

• mached out

  tired;spent. worn out. he spent many hours at the computer discovering various things but eventually like many web sufers simply mached out.

• ROFJMO

  acronym used in text messages and message boards standing for ‘rolling on floor jerking myself off’. as roflmao implies something funny was written, rofjmo acknowledges something s-xy. moe: what did you think of “unfaithful”? curly: rofjmo!!!!! moe: me too; diane lane is hot.

• Bihoe

  noun 1. a girl (hoe) with a split personality who generally can’t control her emotions. she’s being such a bihoe, one minute she’s keen, the next she’s one wording me.

• Douchepen

  douchepen-an area or location where a group of douches can be located or are confined to. during 2011 the area where the st louis cardinals relievers gathered was renamed the douchepen. tom: so did you go pitch your project to the engineering group? mike: h-ll no, i try to avoid that douchepen as much as […]

• japayuki

  prost-tute in j-pan of usually foreign extraction, mainly filipinas. the marines went out for some j-payukis last night. foreign entertainer who works in j-pan, typically a filipina. doesn’t necessarily mean a s-x worker, though it’s a popular misconception. a: my aunt works in j-pan b: you mean she’s a j-payuki? so she’s like a prost-tute […]

• DarMonkey

  a hairy primate hick from the backwoods of wisconsin. known for his hairiness and his hickiness. proceed with extreme caution and utmost prejudice against this ape-man-guy cuz he probably smells. darmonkey is hairy and ugly and a hick. uses the alias xi2. a man/monkey with large, humorous lips sometimes used for travel, and to attract […]

• call to the void

  the little voice inside your head that tells you to do something bad i answered the call to the void when i pushed jimmy off the dock into the water

• Caked it

  f-cking something up beyond all repair how could you drop that p-ss, it hit you in the hands!!! you really caked it.

• Toasted Coconuts

  exclamatory statement used as a greeting and declaritive statement used to announce your presence. person 1: toasted coconuts! person 2: toasted coconuts! person a: oh, i didn’t see you guys come in!