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• ab wrinkles

  an excuse – an alternative name for fat rolls i’m not fat, i just have ab wrinkles!!

• Queef Licker

  some one who’s fetish is that of the taste of v-g-n-l farts (a.k.a. queefs). “gentleman”: oohhh babbbbby lubba licka queef fo me!!! stripper (with smokers voice): when do i get paid? wait, are ya’ll some kinda queef licker? the act of when a guy is giving a girl oral s-x and she queefs in his […]

• Man Loofah

  a luscious v of chest p-b-s that is lathered up with soap and used as a scrubbing tool for a girl to rub her t-ts on when showering together. tim: hey babe. you want me to wash my man juice off of your t-ts. tara: sure. let me use your man loofah though. it exfoliates […]

• multicocking

  the act of when a girl sl-ts around with multiple guys. it’s like mult-tasking but with male genitals. dude don’t mess with that girl. she is really good at multic-cking.

• rouner

  a gay guy that everyone loves. man that guy is rouner.

• worklifting

  the act of stealing sh-t from work, often while employed by a retail establishment such as worst buy. bro, i went on the biggest worklifting spree last week and looted a bunch of laptops.

• Dewcumby

  1. any situation involving 2 or more p-n-ses. 2. something with duel p-n-ses. 1. i heard those guys had a dewc-mby with sara last night. 2. i think that alien is a dewc-mby since he had 2 p-n-ses

• Crew Love

  when a group of friends, guys and girls, date amongst each other and p-ss each other around to other mates in the group. this type of behavior is mostly seen in a-cl-ss groups & shy boys/girls. man that’s some crew love right there. that one girl has dated all the guys in the crew. they […]

• reprehend

  a word that is actually not a word even though it should be, simply because it sounds like one. it would probably mean something like “to scold; to deprive one of certain things” or some sh-t like that. mike reprehended jane because jane spent all mike’s money.

• The J Fuentes

  form a person can take of being a petofile and performing various acts that would be questionable in the court of law as statutory rape. also infamous for wandering hands in the darkness and shadows of the night. this sh-t you wont even see on the catch a predator my friend george gave lilly the […]

• Bloub

  bloub is to love something or to love a person very much. the word bloub was created in gostport, december 2009. sam: i bloub you charlotte: i bloub you too

• At my dads town

  fake way to try and impress friends by saying you have something or have done something in your dad’s town. kevin-guys i have a 5 million dollar car at my dads town. guys-bullsh-t.

• Gateway Fuck

  to have s-x with a female for the sole purpose of having s-x with her friend(s) in the future. guy 1:”dude i totally railed kim last week!” guy 2:”why the f-ck would you do that? she is a 4.5 maybe a 5 on a good day!” guy 1:”yeah man but she was just a gateway […]

• cry wolf

  to ask for help when you do not need it, with the result that no one believes you when help is necessary. she had repeatedly rung the police for trivial reasons and perhaps she had to cry wolf too often.

• skills that kills

  a person who has poor leadership skills and uses those skills to destroy creativity and initiative in others. e.h. has skills that kills and that is why no none wants to work for her.

• knobcloud

  someone who is a bit of a d-ck that guy is a kn-bcloud

• #3days

  when you get a condom stuck in your v-g-n- and it falls out 3 days later she’s so dirty she’s a #3days

• Natasa fartasa fart

  a silent but deadly fart that is a tad bit wet and one that you can smell for a mile away. “wooo that defently was a natasa fart!” “yo i made a natasa fart.”

• connio

  a singular freshly combed v-g-n- hair. wow… that’s a nice connio you’ve got there.

• Angel Rangeled

  a slang term used referring to the name of a spanish swansea city footballer angel rangel – meaning you are very drunk . ” i was angel rangeled last night ” . “have you seen the state on that bird in the corner , she is angel rangeled”

• Uriginal

  uriginal is mintage of korea ” uri(korean) + original ” korean belives that it is uriginal. but it isn’t always “true”. soccer is uriginal. manga is uriginal. karate is uriginal. kendo is uriginal. samurai is uriginal. etc… some american stuffs have been claimed as uriginal moon pie is uriginal.(choco pie in korean) native americans are […]

• poke fight

  when you go back and forth for months, sometimes years, poking each other on facebook. it’s very stupid, pointless, and the only motivation for doing it is the simple fact that you just cant be last. this is mad annoying, everyone keeps poking me, so i poke them all back, therefore starting the cycle all […]

• yankee doodle boi

  an individual, most likely of hill-billy descent, who has similar tendencies to that of a white-supremacist. most likely has salami t-ts and a lower than average number of brain cells. adam: do you believe that the us government contributed to the development of isis? john: how dare you even mention u.s. and isis in the […]

• tevel

  f-ggot or g-y or happy, or transs-xual ur such a tevel

• soccermomlian

  of or relating to soccer moms. you may think your purchase of that minivan is simply practical, but others view it as soccermomlian.

• 802.11a

  networking a radio-based lan protocol which speaks ofdm at 5ghz, one of the two wi-fi protocols. (2003-09-02)

• hacknup

  a wierdo dude. rumor has it that he connects through some kinda gadget on a normal telephone line!! complains constantly. also a verb- meaning severely scr-w-ng up server equipment while trying to set up a simple tcl. my g-d! that new admin is gonna hacknup our e-commerce server!

• Neoliveralism

  the point at which binge-drinking to escape the constant exposure of the 2016 political scene becomes damaging to your liver. “here at the notv rehab and treatment center we can truly cure your neoliveralism without all those pesky ‘steps’.”

• sliek

  even slicker than slick dude that new dancemove he just pulled off was sliek!

• Penged

  to screw up even worse than expected…especially when people already -ssume you are going to screw up pretty badly. i am a complete moron and people expected my invention not to work. however, i penged and not only did it not work, it blew up and killed an orphan in the process. being caught off […]

• joselinne

  the most beautiful, fun, crazy, funny,girl you can know. she has a perfect smile that will light up your whole day. she has a great personality. shes fun to hangout with. shes always there when you need her. she’ll give you the best advice you can get. she’ll make you laugh, smile, and happy on […]

• cosmicpvp

  a g-y minecraft server filled with nolifes. person 1: hey u know that mc server cosmicpvp ? person 2: yea what about it? person 1: that stupid f-cker dave has been farming for 20 hours just to level up. person 2: facepalm

• ulses

  the ultimate ninja! you never know when he will strike! often seen leaving rooms, but never seen entering. did you touch my shoulder or was that an ulses?

• Trate

  (verb) an abbreviation for the s-xual term “penatrate”. used when talking to or about an attractive woman. john: “dude, did you see megan today in that skirt?” bob: “yea man i’d totally trate her!” to infiltrate a group of girls at a bar or club. “hey man let’s go trate those girls.” “you’ve gotta trate, […]

• high lovell

  a pretty high level but much lower than the average persons high level. man, we are working at a high lovell. we are just not getting anything done.

• road commode

  the nastiest dirtiest sl-t you can imagine that everyone has had a piece of worse than a dope wh-r- that b-tch is such a nasty road commode i wouldn’t touch her with someone else’s d-ck.

• RPL

  (reach patience loss) to get angry or depressed if a person cannot take the wait for the xbox 360 video game halo reach. the only way to cure this is to wait until september 14th when the game releases. “bro im showing signs of rpl, i think its bad… recognition of prior learning. i’ve been […]

• sadia

  she’s too g-y to function sadia is g-y™! a very humble girl full of good spirits. always knows how to make you feel special and is always there for you. always rely on sadia s-xaaay loving beautiful funny reliable life’s just not as good without a sadia, and dere one of a kind. usually second-guessing […]

• fap bath

  1. to take a bath for the sole purpose of masterbating. 2. masterbating in the tub, while taking a bath. 1. i couldn’t get any privacy, so i took a fap bath to get off.

• azotobacter

  azotobacter is an aerobic organotroph capable of fixing n2 asymbiotically. hey baby, lets make like some azotobacters and fix nitrogen.

• Boston condom

  the age old contraseptive of practing penile–n-l penetration dont want to get her pregnant? better use a boston condom.

• Trigagon

  an engineering cl-ssification used to specify a three sided geometric shape whilst the term triangle is inexplicably unapparent. during a problem solving exercise, the unexpected discovery of a trigagon in the solution prompted further examination.

• ryan fisher

  a f-cking beast who is the s-xiest man alive and will destroy any body ohhh ryan fisher is so hot!

• giaguntic

  a word describing the enormous amount of gunt (gut-c-nt) a woman has. can also be used in combination with “ponch”, and “vagiant.” “holy f-ck jordan, that b-tch is giaguntic!” or “look at the size of that giaguntic vagiant!”

• pineapple slap

  when getting a girl from behind you pull it out bust on her back and when she turns around hit her in the face with a pineapple man i totally gave your grandma a pineapple slap

• Shudas

  funny way of saying the insult “sh-t” “you are a stupid shudas” meaning, you are a stupid sh-t

• masturbasian

  masturbating over an asian. the mere thought of her juicy brown nipples sent me spiralling into a long, sweaty night of masturbasian

• media friendly

  phrase describing a bar or club that tolerates the use of (or even provides) cocaine. the wendyhouse is not ‘media friendly’

• BLACK HAUS

  a german brand of blackberry schnapps liqueur. blackberry schnapps is a strong, dry spirit produced using the distillation of blackberries. frequent consumption of black haus will ultimitely lead to disgust for the smell/sight/or mere mention of it. black haus-induced blackouts are common and might result in public urination, the inability to bathe or shower yourself, […]

• Shaun Chan Thian Shan

  a human being sometimes cl-ssified as a log. he is not manly. this is confirmed by the fact that his girlfriend is manlier than he. does not drink very well. his girlfriend holds her liquor better by over 9000. this once again proves that his girlfriend is manlier. runs very fast. somewhat like a rolling […]