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• glauren

  girl who emotionally drains people after pretneding to like a a person, and then goes out and has s-x with random people, like a succubus glauren is sucha sl-t see: haggard jasper the house n-gg-r yeah, glauren is the s-x

• shushers

  a mum and daughter that shush a guy for no reason, just cos that both want in his pants. my mum and me are shushers, cos hes hot and we wanted in his pants.

• Trillville

  a rap group under the bme click from atlanta, ga. signed by lil’ jon in the late 90’s, the three members of trillville (don p, dirty mouth, and lil’ atlanta aka lil’ la) put out their first major alb-m in 2004. the group claims that the name ‘trillville’ represents anybody that keeps it true and […]

• dickle pic

  a picture of a pickle……..that looks like a d-ckle that’s a niiiiice d-ckle pic

• Banalize

  to render or make b-n-l; trivialize: television has often been accused of b-n-lizing even the most serious subjects.

• choroba

  a horrible and evil being. the sp-wn of evil the choroba will give you too much homework

• Chuwar

  dirty filthy scrubber congrecate at this destination. no shops or electricity. there claims to be a woolworths but that is labelled karralee. home of the speyers, king of goldys, known for knocking the froth off. if you find yourself in chuwar, dress code is no shoes, wife beater and a rolled up j city sliker:hey […]

• steam shot

  a m-ssive dump. i couldn’t believe charlie didn’t flush that steam shot he took after his morning coffee.

• billir

  billir is a cute, quiet and spontaneous b-tch. when you get to know her she becomes one of the memeist people in your group . is a real ghee hey have u seen billir? nah man shes probably off being a meme

• Ebbelibons

  an awesome way of describing how surprised you are by something that blew the ebbelibons out of me. a word used to measure how much scared or surprised by an others action. you scared the ebbelibons out of me.

• score wars

  on snapchat when you’re competing with someone to get a higher score by sending snaps “duuuude she keeps spamming me” “i heard she’s having score wars” 0 0

• curb dick

  when a man has road rash on his p-n-s. dude i was rollerblading yesterday and jimmy pulled my pants down. i banged my d-ck so hard on the street i got curb d-ck.

• shitpost hour

  time when people decide they want to sh-tpost (mostly in chat). it’s sh-tpost hour m8!

• ps3gasm

  sensation of playing a new ps3-exclusive game that is inexplicably somehow better than any game you’ve ever played. occurs roughly twice a year, generally followed by long dry spells of only moderately entertaining multiplatform ports. person a: “dude i just started playing infamous!!” person b: “..did you ps3gasm?” person a: “all over the f—ing controller!!”

• Going Monkey

  when a person (usually an african-american) begins acting out in a loud, obnoxious and unreasonable way towards others or worse, the police. all the cop asked him for was his drivers license, then he starts going monkey on the cop and got arrested. or; i told that black lady we were out of the stuff […]

• Bwornz

  a word which can go anywhere in a sentence, in any context, in any language at any time. local dialects sometimes lengthen and add emphasis to the ‘w’ to make bwwwwwwwwornz phil 1: deh, coz emphasis sounds like memphis. phil 2: bwornz….. bwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwornz

• The Wraith

  the wraith are a vampiric hive-based species that harvest the ‘life-force’ of other humanoid beings for nourishment through suckers on their palms. countless worlds in the pegasus galaxy live in constant fear of the wraith, who return periodically to cull their human herds. “the wraith allow our kind to grow in numbers, and when that […]

• Jerkal Tunnel

  carpal tunnel from jerking off too much is jerkal tunnel. i rub one out at least 5 times a day, hope i don’t get jerkal tunnel.

• Snaggulitis

  noun. (snag-you-light-us) the condition of having a tooth that is disproportional with the rest of the teeth in one’s mouth, i.e. too far up into the gums, a central incisor greater in length than the other, etc. this condition must be met by having at least one tooth that is defined as a ‘snaggle tooth.’ […]

• Coal Town Rounders

  a limo driving traditional bluegr-ss string band from northeastern pennsylvania. hey! lets go see the coal town rounders play music tonight! we’ll have so much fun!

• Geoffin’

  the acquisition of arby’s coupons. “dude, i was so geoffin’ it today.” “yeah, dude, you really got those coupons.” the awesomest hitler lover ever dude he is so geoffin in my book. i cant belive hes not geoffin!

• T-Give

  super slick slang for thanksgiving. happy t-give, everyone. short way of saying thanksgiving “my friends want me to stick around over break, but i’m heading home for t-give with the fam.”

• Cobra Knob

  someone with a bent kn-b, d-ck or w-lly. a cobra kn-b is very horrible to have put up your minge guy: check out my sweet d-ck girl: urgh what a cobra kn-b get it away from me!

• kings cheese

  when you land an la kings cheerleader and the cheese from the last dude causes you to hit pp for penicillin bro i can’t believe that you didn’t notice that kings cheese before you stuck it in

• dicursity

  when the idea of diversity is pushed down your throat until you want to crush something/curse i thought that conference would be interesting, but it was just a bunch of dicursity.

• levittown pennsylvania

  levittown is a philly “suburb” located roughly 30 minutes east of the city. our neighborhoods are called sections and are marked by a large usually blue sign. the names of the streets start the the same first letter of the setion it is located in. it is very diverse. we have every kind of person […]

• Nuclearfallout

  a server rental company that briefly sponsored a counter-strike clan. this clan consisted of tso-lotus (the fig), stephen fatzburg, slash the great, mean c and the legendary fireyseal. also present were the manager spectrum and his -ssistant “broken-arm” nick. nuclearfallout was a pretty good clan until they were figged out of their lan money. 1 […]

• mosh mosh revolution

  mosh mosh revolution is identical to dance dance revolution but with punk music and a moshpit-style method of playing. guy 1: that new arcade opened up across the road; i hear they’re got dance dance revolution there! wanna go play it? guy 2: no way! mosh mosh revolution is so much cooler.

• Sulky Mulky

  one who is in an constant state of “bad mood” made apparent by a perpetual frown. “did you see caitlin today? what’s her problem?” – “oh, nothing. she is just a sulky mulky”

• Reggaeton

  reggaeton is characterized by rough, monotone rapping (in spanish) and driving dancehall riddims, and it’s rapidly becoming the dance music of choice for a generation of young latinos. while only recognized as a style in the 1990s, reggaeton has its roots in the ’70s, when jamaican workers moved to panama to work on the c-n-l […]

• glitchoutgamer

  glitch out gamers are a sensitive creature who spends most of there life jerking off to roblex p-rn while there dog licks peanut b-tter from his genitalia glitchoutgamer a f-got -ss hole who like men and d-cks

• Ed the Sock

  a hillarious sock puppet on muchmusic.every year he hosts a show called “fromage” which shows the worst videos of the year with him talking about them.he is one funny sock. “i’m ed the sock,and i’m one funny sock”

• Balsam fir

  a north american fir, abies balsamea, having dark purplish cones and yielding canada balsam. the wood of this tree. any of certain other firs. canada balsam. a pale yellow or greenish, slightly fluorescent, clear, viscous, bitter-tasting, water-insoluble liquid, having a pleasant, aromatic, pinelike odor, and solidifying on exposure to air: obtained from the balsam fir, […]

• trump calculus

  president trump’s fulfilling as many electoral promises as possible, while minimizing any political or economic fallouts from nations affected by his nationalistic or protectionist measures. trump calculus—a calculus of benefits and harms—attempts to produce a political hero at home at the risk of angering or alienating us allies.

• Blueclipse

  a blue moon that happens on the night of a lunar eclipse. this new years eve there’s a blueclipse and all of our resolutions will come true.

• pooptey loop

  when you give someone a wet w-lly after you wiped your finger in your -n-s. you have to first lick your finger. then wipe it on your -n-s then stick it in someones ear. our roommate was taking nap on the couch. he was being a d-bag so we decided to give him a p–ptey […]

• Jubaflub

  the tingly feeling you get behind your b-lls before you j-ck-ff. josh experienced jubaflub while watching “schindler’s fist.”

• Interwebs Exploder

  internet explorer. it has a habit to blow up the internet… or explode the interwebs. ah, dammit. i need mozilla, now. interwebs exploder has died on me again.

• platinumback

  a mature human male who has achieved alpha status and consequently copulation with extremely healthy female(s) via wealth, especially with regard to his comparative lack of physical fitness and that of his (commonly exquisite) female companion(s). derived from the platinum credit card(s) he has + the term silverback of gorilla fame. this chick on the […]

• brony pie

  a group session involving local bronies in which have a group orgy -j-c-l-t-ng their c-m in the color of their favorite pony into a pie crust. and then eat the pie. ralph: i am going to make a brony pie with my friends! want to come? john: no dude that’s gross.

• bandtheguy

  a funny guy with a weird laugh that likes to make blond jokes that would make a good boyfriend. hes an ok type of guy hes not hot or handsome hes an inbetween type of person did you see bandtheguy get put into the cop car for shooting air soft at his friends?

• Shafle Hunden

  there aren’t any definitions for shafle hunden yet. can you define it?

• blah day

  usually referring to school, its a day where everything happens without any excitement. usual routine occurs. everyone seems like they are kind of out of it and you don’t realize how you ended up in certain places “today was such a blah day”`

• Sharpie Rape

  sharpie rape occurs when someone takes a sharpie, pen, marker, etc. and makes a mark (large or small) on another’s bare skin without consent of the victim. “omg on the bus today i got sharpie raped and screamed. then everyone looked at me funny… =/” “dude, wtf is a sharpie rape!?!? o.o”

• Josh Testa

  a man that likes to get his -ss demolished by other men. he routinely loves being around guys and tries to suck d-ck any chance he can get. he cant help but to be gay and love d-ck around his mouth and -ss. he is a reject phatty-hey man stop suckin that d-ck, you look […]

• slave owner

  one who owns a slave(s) from the early 1900 hundreds and before. mostly a black person being involed. being solded from white familys to other white familys. working for little to no money at all on farms and fields. tigg ” y’all know em’s grand parents use to be slave owners” em ” mayne stop […]

• 1st duke of newcastle thomas pelham holles

  [pel-uh m-hol-is] /ˈpɛl əmˈhɒl ɪs/ noun thomas, 1st duke of newcastle, 1693–1768, british statesman: prime minister 1754–56, 1757–62 (brother of henry pelham).

• ceiling lalime

  a person who watches you from the bathroom ceiling. he usually appears when u are masturbating. he likes it when you mastrubate “omg wtf what is that ceiling lalime doing?” “dude hes watching u bate” “isn’t it kinda weird ur here to?”

• beaver genitals

  alternate name for chapstick. named because of an ingredient in chapstick which apparently is derived from beaver genitals. no, i swear it is, i have a link somewhere. d00d, you got any beaver genitals on you?

• Acme screw thread

  noun a type of screw thread having inclined flat flanks and a flat top and bottom: used in machine tools