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• kologic

  a native korean persons form of logic when a situation has seemingly no logical basis but everybody agrees it’s the way it has to be done

• yaontoo

  southern vernacular. translates as…do you want to? mama yaontoo go to the store?

• hasselbeck

  h-sselbeck is a profane hip hop/dance song about “the view”s elisabeth h-sselbeck. it is written and performed by elephant, a los angeles-based band consisting solely of twin brothers jackson vrana and coleman vrana. the song is very anti-elisabeth, jabbing at not only her political views, but declaring her to be hypocritical, ignorant, and boastful of […]

• confickered

  when someone is r-t-rded enough not to update their windows (first mistake) system, so they become infected with conficker. i just checked and my antivirus stopped working! what’s going on? dude, you just got confickered!

• novocaine

  a drug used as a local anasthetic normally by dentists ect a dentist might use novocaine to knock out his patient procaine administered as a hydrochloride the dentist gave me novocaine the process of getting head, c-ming in the girls mouth, then followed by a swift uppercut to the jaw. chris just gave some great […]

• Chill Lay Lay

  your telling a group of people or someone who is hyped about something/someone to calm down, its not that serious or relax. joe: son, im really gone to fight that dude. adam: you need to chill lay lay with all that.

• Obliquity

  the meaning of ‘stud’. hay secksie, sup? not much, just sipping my kool-aid. leet, take some nakies for me, k? surely !!

• Brad complex

  the fear, paranoia, or dread of being rejected, denied, or put off/down after going too far with your significant other. guy 1: woah have you seen jhonny latley he seems pretty trippy? guy 2: ya i think he’s got the brad complex

• choda boy

  -rg-smo’s sidekick in the movie -rg-smo, played by dian bachar. sl-ts: it’s -rg-smo! and choda boy! orgazmo’s (joe young) sidekick in the trey parker movie orgazmo, played by dian bachar (ben chapleski). “now evil doers in l.a. will have a new foe to face in orgazmo!” “and choda boy!” a guy who is as kewl […]

• abbey sailing team

  a well-rounded, lively group of elite seamen who are unafraid to face the elements of bristol harbor. sailing is the favorite past time, only of course behind frisbee. we’re more than a cult than anything. there is always so much room for activities! we’re sweaty not cause we were watching cops, we were fcking sh-t […]

• bye felica

  saying bye to a random thot thot: hey boys boys: bye felica

• Reece

  the greatest of the greats a god amongst men every woman’s s-xual fantasy i wish i was reece reece is amazing superior. the best anyone could have. ideal,perfect. you are reece the word reece can only be truly explained by those under its distinguishing t-tle, so all on this page who have submitted negative comments […]

• ray ricing

  the act of vigorously beating your d-ck like it’s the last time you will ever have the chance to blow a load. tonight im ray ricing myself since i have nothing better to do

• little mouse on a motorcycle

  the excuse junior gives after p-ssing a series of popcorn farts that go… putt putt putt! mother: um, junior… did someone just p-ss a series of popcorn farts? junior: no mother… that was just a little mouse on a motorcycle riding through the house.

• Nutritionality (also known as nutrition)

  nutritionality is a concept. usually employed by tightwads, ross shoppers, and poor college students, nutritionality is also a way of life. the goal is to get as full as possible while spending the least amount of money. for this reason, free food contains an undefined amount of nutrition (undefined in the sense that the amount […]

• kristasatryan

  a person who doesn’t know how great she is. usually lives in a rich part of a city: newyork, alexandria, mclean… around the age of 10-15. easily makes and loses friends. may look happy on the outside but can be a dark hole on the inside. very smart and is very advanced in academics. everyone […]

• pikatotz

  pikachu shaped tator-tots. png. those pikatotz are s00 hawt!!11!

• Pull a Dave

  to skip a swole session with your bros to engage in a less manly activity such as house sitting hey man, are you going to the gym tomorrow? nah dude, i think i’m going to pull a dave instead

• mostgame

  excessive skill at conversing with others in a social setting. person #1: how come you got along so well with that guy? person #2: i think he had mostgame. it was really breathtaking.

• In Control

  to make love illictly on the floor of your parents’ spare room. “dad. i’m in control”

• dog surfing

  to utilize a k9 and rollerblades as a means of transportation. also considered an extreme sport depending on the k9. we enjoyed the wonderful afternoon dog surfing in the streets.

• kishba

  kiss my b-tt. this boy can kishba.

• sheen rant

  a rambling monologue with frequent references to awesomeness, winning, and tigers’ blood, often containing expressions of antisemitism and violent tendencies. sheen rants come from all kinds of people, but most commonly from borderline dbs. dude, chuck thinks he’s such a ba. he went off on another sheen rant today like he cr-ps gold or something.

• dick buttoned

  getting b-gg-red in central park by a gang of black dudes who never watch figure skating, i was smoking a joint with my figure skating friend dean walking thru a park in nyc, when all of a sudden we were d-ck b-ttoned by a bunch of guys hiding in the bushes!

• moetard

  a f-cking stupid person who has no smarts and we would be better off with out them that f-cking moetard is not worth my time

• play santa claus

  being the person who p-sses out objects to a group of people, such being the one to pick up food and then p-ssing out what each person ordered. cory: hey i’ll bring the stuff to the party, but you have to play santa claus. ryan: alright bro.

• Polzeath

  the funnest place to be in cornwall, uk! see also: polzy, fun, surfing steve: dude we so have to go to polzeath again next year! johnny: fo’ shizzle ma nizzle, polzeath is da sh-t!

• seattle sex

  since seattle only has ugly b-tches you need to find an ugly b-tch and f-ck her. i had seattle s-x with another b-tch now i got the clap.

• de malas

  person with extreme bad luck in colombia’s slang -how you doing parcero ? – very bad i’m pailas – de malas man just cry it (hehehe)

• Security Boob

  similar to a security blanket; when one partner reaches around and grabs the breast of the other partner for comfort. this can be done either consciously or subconsciously. “mike, you always hold my b–b when you’re sleeping…what is it, your security b–b?”

• jaquoa

  top definition g-d of the religion started in east point georgia jaquoa is almighty and powerful

• lazy like

  on facebook, liking a wall post, comment, etc. just so you don’t have to comment back on it i just wrote a novel on taniqua’s wall and she just liked it instead of writing something back to me. friggin lazy like dude.

• Blond Out

  getting a stupid person to enter a blind panic. particularly rewarding when they’ve been a little bit too c-cky and they suddenly realise that they are in fact totally stupid. the person doen’t have to be blond but it helps. he thought he was really clever by forwarding the e mail to his supplier. he […]

• pree

  1. to take notice of something. 2. to pay close attention to 3. to check out did you pree the hole in the yard. i was preeing him all night. do not preemy man. to watch or stare. to grill(jamaican slang) yo de gyal ah pree mi like she waan f-ck mainly used in england. […]

• Sweedish Rodeo

  a s-xual game where the male mounts the female in the doggy-style fashion, upon penetrating, the male leans forward and whispers the phrase: “i have aids” into the females ear. the male then tries to keep his p-n-s inside of the female. suzie: “get it out of me you sick-o!” phil: “yeehaw!”

• Squirtigo

  to squirt so long and hard that your equilibrium is disturbed. side effects include severe dehydration, m-ssive fluid loss, and/or unconsciousness. this one chick i nailed with squirtigo, straight ruined the paint on my ceiling from the enormous water pressure flow from her gushing v-g-n-. what a rush…literally.

• Deswaggotization

  the process in which a male or female swagger starts to reject everything to do with swag and then starts to become an actual, normal human being. this takes place in stages: stage 1. the shunning of marijuana such as not smoking it or talking about it. stage 2. wearing your jeans at waist level […]

• Lakeland Senior High School

  the best high school in lakeland, fl. we are the team that beats yours! our football team will kick your -ss. go dreadnaughts! 🙂 1-“so who is playing at the football game tonight?” 2-“lakeland and kathleen” 1-“i think kathleen is going to win” 2-“psh! whatever, lakeland senior high school is the team that beats yours”

• Unicornsexual

  it means no s-xual feelings for humans, probaly just fictional characters b: my daughter/son is so unicorns-xual a : -ignores everyone and reads/watches books/movies-

• tranny dagger

  unnaturally long artificial nails, usually painted a blinding neon color or sloppy french manicure, worn by transvest-tes or street walkers. yo, that hooker scratched me with her tranny daggers! her tranny daggers are so long she can scratch her toe without bending over!

• SW4L

  this stands for “scott whites for life” you man, hows it goin?… sw4l

• Rusty Toaster

  when a female farts doo-doo feces and male excrement onto her partner. a s-xual move used by the ancient hawaiians. “susan gave me the best rusty toaster last evening” “there’s c-m and p–p on my peenus because carol gave me such a rusty toaster.”

• bobinator

  all around cool guy, usually named bob. dude, look at the that bobinator shredding the pow a person that gives s-xual acts to a wildlife creature. often frogs or gay men. these people are usually outcasts for that particullar reason. i know a bobinator a bobinator is a person who is of the gay community […]

• Myspace Photo

  a picture taken usually by ones self with exessive amounts of greasy dyed black hair covering a large portion of expressionless face. ‘go comment on my new pics plllllllllleeaaaase’ (even though you have 6 other pic that look exactly the same) any photo taken by photographing oneself in the bathroom mirrior. i took my mysp-ce […]

• Msn Gang-banging

  the act of inviting all ur contacts to one convo, and laughing as they try to figure out who did it. can provide hours of fun as pointless arguments arise. the impatient people leave 1st, then the people who fight. people who are afk, can stay here for hours, and it has been recorded, for […]

• No Shit, there I was

  this phrase generally precedes an unbelievable event or story described by someone that the situation could never happen to. 500lb alan: so no sh-t, there i was, ballz deep in the poon-tang valley pounding away on this hot -ss 18 year old. mike: um, yeah… sure you were al, sure you were.

• hrth

  “hrth” is a term that means everything and nothing at the same time. one could use this term as a game of sorts, where a few people would act as though they completely understood each other while using this term, to intentionally confuse people. person 1: man, that was hrth person 2: i agree whole-heartedly […]

• peningful

  something that is s-xually arousing to a male; i.e meaningful to your p-n-s “d-mn look at that hot girl” “yeah she’s really peningful to me”

• Bacteria bed

  noun a layer of sand or gravel used to expose sewage effluent, in its final stages, to air and the action of microorganisms compare filter bed (sense 1)

• spite ‘stache

  a mustache grown to aggravate someone usually a superior. the game ends when the you (the grower) get tired and shave thereby losing or the superior orders you to shave acknowledging that they got so annoyed they had to pull rank. guy a: i grew a cheesy p-rn ‘stache just to mess with the boss. […]