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• mass debate

  lot’s of people discussing an issue. most people learn to m-ss debate at school 3 more definitions 1. of or relating to the action of masturbation. 2. to m-st-rb-t- 1. “what are you doin afterschool today?” “well, i’m obviously going to go home and m-ssively debate.” 2. oh wow. that matt orton kid really needs […]

• my cats are meowing

  like when your ‘dogs are barking’ but, rather than sore feet, another structure of the anatomical leg is sore. i worked out my quads yesterday and my cats are meowing today.

• kian newland

  a fat kid who eats to much. a druggy that loves weed and gta5 wanna smoke some weed? sure i’m kian newland haha

• Rube Job

  when a hillbilly gets head. hillbilly: hey baby you gawna give me a head tonight. hot girl: 1 rube job coming up.

• Gvite

  noun. portmanteau construction of “gmail invite”. an invitation to join google’s gmail.com mail service given to existing users to invite new users. “the gvite i offered a little while ago has been taken.”

• Low Ridding

  similar to hott rodding only the hot sauce placed on your c-ck must be imported from mexico. i was in the mood but all i had was some cholula so we went low ridding.

• switching lanes

  when you go from c-mming to then having to p-ss i f-cked this b-tch then i went to the bathroom but had trouble switching lanes to take a p-ss. f-cking a girl in the vag, and then without warning putting it in her -ss. guy 1 :dude so i was f-cking that chick last night […]

• portalised

  when you become so stoned you feel like you’ve entered a portal to another world just smoked a 3.5, i’m portalised

• burrão

  an augmentative of “dumb” in portuguese. “ei, tu é burrão em cara.” that means “hey, you’re very dumb, man…”

• hofbrinkle

  a crunchy wet p-ssy. that girl has a hofbrinkle.

• yancer

  a s-xy perfecttionest family who never loses or does wrong and have the cutest b-tts of all the world p.s we have big c-cks the yancer’s make me so h-rny

• Mityul

  a russian mob descendant who like to paint p-n-ses, takes a daily vodka shot with her multivitamin out of a stalin shot gl-ss, hates small children, only dates men with maseratis and has a bedroom that’s infested with squirrels. dude, i hooked up with a mityul last night after we drank too much vodka and […]

• toxic twelve

  the thing you call most twelve year old boys today. they can often be found screaming at roblox or minecraft. if they aren’t doing one of those things they are most likely telling you to kys over their pathetic excuse for a call of duty play. “did you see that viral video about the toxic […]

• Meninist

  a person who supports the rights and equality for men. john over there is a meninist. he is sick of the constant inequality for men. meninism is a mockery of feminism and proves that we can’t request equality without white men making everything about themselves. oppressed white guys think that feminism is a threat to […]

• ouche

  it’s just like touché (meaning “touched” in french) except it’s ouche, without an accent and the f-ggy frenchyness. american: canada freezes my b-lls canadian: at least we’re not mexico touchers american: ouche…ouche

• Sowned

  abbreviated version of “so owned”, a phrase used to declare superiority/inferiority in online multiplayer games. “j00 just got sowned” ” i sux0r, i got sowned” “s0wned again!!” the fusion of the words ‘so owned.’ when both words are used one after the other in a sentence the speaker may shorten the two words to the […]

• Fail Ass Shit

  when something or someone is full of fail. man that raid was some fail -ss sh-t.

• Sleep-siesta

  when you wake up in the middle of the night and do things before going back to bed ‘ i had a great sleep-siesta last night: woke up at 2am – tidied the house until 4am and went back to bed

• Consta-Text

  (verb): the act of continual text messaging with one person over a long period of time. “oh my gosh, katie, guess what? eric and i have been consta-texting for three days. he’s totally into me”

• Snake in A Bun

  n: the act of when the male partner slides his c-ck through the crack of the female’s -ss. john: yo that’s a b-mmer she didn’t let you do -n-l last night. brad: yeah but at least she let me snake in a bun.

• Hallucinatexting

  when one eyes see one sentence but they text something else . it’s crazy how soda machine you at work lol i definitely was just hallucinatexting with you

• beat retarded

  the point at which one has been beaten, physically, emotionally, and or spiritually that the end result is of them being in a permanent state of r-t-rd. dude 1: wtf happened to dude 2 and why is he acting r-t-rded? dude 2: (mumbles whilst drooling) manarah! some other dude: oh he got beat r-t-rded.

• You’re a racist

  “you’re a racist!” is the defense immediately spewed by any and all politically correct people when someone criticizes a non-white person. rational, thinking person: i can’t believe we might have to pay for the free education of people that came into this country illegally. liberal: you’re a racist!

• Vom-a-tron

  the physical and/or mental “ride” you take when something and/or someone disgusts you. when i think about how they are going to have to invent a new std because you already have the rest, i take a ride on the vom-a-tron. looking at christina’s creepy, ugly, fat-headed baby sends me for a ride on the […]

• under-stater

  a conspiracy theorist who dwells in the “under-state” or the unseen world of conspiracies and other political scandals. the understater makes claims about the government intervening in the people’s lives and also in foreign affairs. i didn’t realize that fred was an under-stater makes sense to me now! the name given to a conspiracy theorist. […]

• conjarmany

  the normally long sausage like organ located between the legs of most males. my conjarmany hurts conjarmany is the tamil name for p-n-s or penile. you conjarmany head!

• nickel and dime store

  see dime. a nickel and dime store is a group of mixed dimes and non-dimes, i.e. attractive and unattractive people. some of those chicks over there are hot, but the others aren’t, it’s a nickel and dime store.

• Cappser

  noun (n.) capp-ser. one who capitalizes their words way too frequently in a digital setting. it’s often interpreted as yelling in virtual environments but more likely to be recognized simply as douchebaggery. that f-ckface must have the caps lock turned on. can i block this cappser?

• Panda Pooh

  panda pooh panda pooh is the act of going pooh after eating panda express. panda pooh is ussually sudden and happens within a few hours after consuming panda express. panda pooh only happens after eating panda express. if one did not eat panda it is not a panda pooh. it also does not cl-ssify as […]

• slit slapper

  a person that gains pleasure in slapping womens slits. person 1 -“oh sh-t, i just slapped your slit to f-ckery.” person 2 – “slap it again, you gunt funting slit slapper”

• night crawl

  when 2 stupid people are having an awkward convo about not working out and getting fat zac, should i night crawl? no mia, you will get fat and ugly .

• Atalay

  if your name is atalay, you must be the type that is creative and cares much for other people. has a very cool character and tends to never reply to your text messages. he can break your heart easily if you dont give him what he wants. people who have the name of atalay tend […]

• fawkesome

  short for “f-cking awesome.” seth is fawkesome, you should be jealous he’s my boyfriend.

• periody

  how girls act on their period, the b-tchy mood she’s being periody to me a word used to describe someone whose bahaviour is reminiscent of a hormonal woman experiencing her period. chris, stop being such a periody c-nt.

• Disko

  all mighty god of atau, beware, he will smite all that post inapropriate things with a virtual lightning bolt!!!! jaffa: haha that is funny, disko: why did you resurect this thread?! die now!!!! -closed-

• dr. fetus

  the main enemy of super meat boy. he is a b-st-rd for stealing yo girl. me: hey dude do you hate dr. fetus? friend: yeah he kiddnapped bandage girl and nugget (spoilers if you don’t know who nugget is)

• Meiadox

  my existence in art through its paradoxical phase. meia contradicts herself constantly, its is a paradox. a meiadox?

• storing tuna

  an excuse for getting caught cheating when jason came home at 5 a.m. and his wife wanted to smell his privates, he told her he was storing tuna.

• foojazza

  an awesome play in ultimate frisbee that involves 2 or more people. blood must be drawn and/or a limb must be broken on the play. did you see the catch alex made on that foojazza? elena almost got her head taken off and brent broke both of his arms.

• Wuartnik

  derived from the character “goon” from the popeye cartoon, “wuartnik” is a nonsensical word occasionally uttered for no obvious reason, often followed by others repeating what they have heard. the speed and tone of the word can be altered to provide variation and further comic value. office banter: moments of boredom in the office can […]

• dabnapping

  the act of consuming a cannabis oil dab and immediately p-ssing out as the result. “why is gary on the floor?” “he’s dabnapping.” “that stoner is always dabnapping.”

• hoot stoof

  when something is too hoot to just be ‘hot stuff.’ “hey lady! whatcha up to!” “oh, y’know. just being hoot stoof!”

• Freedom, NH

  a pratically non existent town 20 miles southeast of conway. if you’re looking for modernization, you’ve come to the wrong place. there are some nice farms and camps for you outdoorsy types. the name comes from the town seperating itself from effingham, the next town over. a town without stoplights or gas stations. it’s population […]

• Chipacha

  an awesome sound effect that you say when you’re overly excited.also you can say this if you agree to something that sound like fun.this word or sound effect is always used with a explanation point. this sound effect will always be megamash and robby rawrs ninja cry. chipacha! no way i want one!

• sammiiee

  beautiful caring and selfless “hey did you see that new girl, she’s beautiful and she actually seemed to care about my problems” “no what’s her name?” “it’s sammiiee she’s so selfless, putting others before herself”

• ojk

  variation of the well known acronym “jk.” ojk simply means obviously just kidding. it is often used when the speaker doesn’t want to offend the listener. margie: hey my bff jill, do you wanna hang out? jill: umm no, i would die…ojk! of course id want to! margie: this is going to be so much […]

• ukrainian inflation

  when you nut in them so hard that they inflate, just like a balloon. they expand, up until they pop. when they pop, an explosion of s-m-n spreads across a 10 foot radius. “mommy, i want a balloon!” “your father did too, he almost popped me with the ukrainian inflation.”

• felgercarb

  an alternate spelling of feldergarb. a euphemism for “cr-p” in the colonial vernacular; also used to mean garbage or nonsense. this word originated in the science fiction series battlestar galactica (1978) and was one of the expletives created to get swearing past the censors. starbuck: you certainly have a way of cutting through the felgercarb. […]

• TOLing

  a term used to describe when you are tincturing at a volume in which other members of the community can hear your tinctures. literal translation is tincturing out loud. i was toling when i wished fahad a happy tincture day. i was toling when tincture tincture tried to break aim tincture got me toling when […]

• raffal

  the type of person to have no eyebrows or no hairline. he doesn’t usually get girlfriends because of how ugly he is. he usually has brown hair. raffael is the type of person to be rich. he is trash a basketball. can somebody please sub in for raffal cause he is trash at basketball.