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• sizna

  a female who can take in 3 men genetilias at once during intercourse that chick, she’s a big sizna !

• mockstache

  noun: a mustache that one has only to be joking around or belittling something or someone, hence the word mockery intertwined with mustache. person 1: dude, i was tr-mm-ng up my beard and decided to try out the mockstache. person 2: nice man, it definitely plays. or room 201 has the mockstache special, but they’re […]

• ur mum gay lol

  the ultimate form of an insult. usually used as a finishing move on the strongest of opponents to show that your intellect is stronger and more advanced. person 1: you so lame that not even gravity will pull you closer you: ur mum g-y lol

• peeing brown worms

  post -n-l intercourse phenomenon whereby compacted faeces is pushed through the urethra. this gives the impression that “brown worms” are being p-ssed instead of urine. i took her in the -ss last night then spent the morning peeing brown worms, d-mn. 11

• Ubertropolis

  an large city or town that is uber. new york is like ubertropolis tbh irl imo

• bad as brooklyn

  1: when high hopes are crushed by an unpredictable or disappointing events. example: our vacation started off “bad as brooklyn” when the plane was delayed 12 hours. 2: t.v or movie series that (re)makes movies or seasons that run too long and get ridiculous. examples: dexter, shrek, transformers, every bruce willis series. this phrase ultimately […]

• gymples

  post workout acne. pimples caused by not washing your face and letting the sweat dry after going to the gym. gym bro: watch out dude, if you dont wash your face after your high intensity work out, you’ll get nasty gymples. gym bro 2: right on bro, good lookin’ out lol

• meritrocity

  a case of achievement without merit the fact that she was named department director above several more qualified candidates was a meritrocity.

• youre cut off

  this is like saying f-ck you to someone, or like telling them that you dont f-ck with them anymore (you dont -ssociate with them). this phrase is best said when somebody is trying to explain themselves to you for doing something foul, but you literally cut them off in the middle of it by saying […]

• Dallas Downer

  this is the act of having great s-x only to realize you are still in dallas, texas. when our company visited dallas, texas for the conference, we had dinner at the sizzler on last night and i ended up hooking up with our hot waitress; we had great s-x and then everything was ruined when […]

• schoolboy q

  a dope rapper from l.a. who wears a bucket hat and smokes a ton of weed “yo bro who’s that rapper who made collard greens and hans that’s stupidnhat” “oh yea bro that’s schoolboy q”

• Beer Bottle Sex

  occurs when a man cannot have s-x with a women because she is not ready (wet). the resulting effect can be closely related to trying to stick your p-n-s inside of a beer bottle. ” – man, i wanted to f-ck dana so badly, but she wasn’t in the mood.. i couldn’t wait, i just […]

• Leftist Nathan

  a person who pretends to have a hatred or irrational fear of left handed people. boy 1: i really hate her, i can’t believe she’s left handed! boy 2: eugh, you’re lying, you’re such a leftist nathan!

• stressure

  someone who is simultaneously under extreme stress and pressure at the same time so your house is being repossessed tomorrow and you need to have thesis finished as well, man you must be under a lot of stressure to have unwanted stress and to be under a significant amount of pressure. since starting her new […]

• Nuzzle Job

  poking the end of your nose into your girl’s or guy’s juicy brown spot. nose poking their b-m for pleasure. not to be confused with brown nosing. sandy archer her back and spread her juicy brown and carlos dove right in for a hot wet nuzzle job. 1 0

• chalace

  usually, the name of a woman who’s fierce as f-ck. also a terrible name to give your children. “i tried telling her white privilege didn’t exist and she owned me with statistical evidence that it does.” “sh-t man, she’s such a chalace.”

• I gotta step outside

  what a person says when they have to go outside and poot. man, i gotta step outside and poot.

• scratch golfer

  a golfer that averages even par or better during a regulation round of golf without cheating. a feat tiger woods accomplished as a young boy. garrett: “did you hear that matt shot a 68 in his tournament today?” gene: “yea, he has shot under par in every tournament this season. he must be a scratch […]

• mexican smokebomb

  when you proceed to j-zz and sh-t your pants in great excietment and or surprise i had a mexican smokebomb in my pants when i saw the unicorn -n-l rape a man.

• boston dong

  a condition causing a new england patriots fan to get an erection after seeing or hearing tom brady. why isn’t bobby watching the pat’s game? he watched brady warm up and had to go hide his boston dong.

• jakeando

  type of shoe sports style dad get me a pair of jakeandos type of hair cut where it flairs up a little mom i wanna get a jakeando cut

• e-closure

  the act of gaining emotional finality by sharing a story of a breakup with the world, via the internet. johnny was tired of pining over his ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago, so instead of hanging himself in the barn or torching his old love letters, he sent them to a website, and got some e-closure.

• Torviscas Alto

  noun, geogr. a part of playa de las americas town in southern tenerife. home to upper income earners from brittain and germany or russian oil company executives. a better, posher, finer, safer place to live. movin’ to torviscas alto next month: the rent will eventually kill me but i will die in style.

• Skinny Legs

  having super skinny legs. daniel croak has some skinny legs.

• GigaForeHead

  a forehead that is able to be used for purposes such as, but not limited to: a project, doing homework, eating dinner. must be at least 3 feet long. cody’s gf has a gigaforehead.

• lawla

  somethings super lol boys farts – girl: lawla

• Matthew Alexander

  the ultimate definition of what a bae should be. the embodiment of bae. having qualities such that bae has no reason to go with anyone else. s-xy, intelligent baealicious. a perfect 9 on the bae-o-meter. he is such a matthew alexander; all the baes want to be with him.

• touty

  a word you use to describe something. can be used in the same context as “whack” or “tight”. the meaning is dependent upon the situation and way in which it is used. origin: chicago ‘b-tch get touty’, ‘its about to get touty up in herrrah’, ‘this sh-t is touty’

• priend

  a pseudo-friend; an acquaintance that you distrust. that boy from boston is definitely a priend; i just can’t trust him.

• khrum

  a word often -ssociated with the highlands of kazakstan, the birthplace of borat. to describe and signal a males genetalia. ‘h-llo, may i touch your khrum? i want the khrum juice’ crotch area, or the special parts of a boii. can i touch your khrum?

• built like a tin hut

  opposite of being built like a “brick sh-t house” dj qualls is built like a tin hut!!

• ancent

  f-ck buddies i had this ancent over last night. i sh-t on her face.

• why was invader zim canceled?

  so.. why was invader zim canceled? a sentence often used by fans of the most amazing cartoon created, invader zim. invader zim was canceled because nickelodeon didn’t have enough funds to support it, or views. they didn’t get views because nickelodeon couldn’t find a proper schedule for the show. causing viewers to not know when […]

• MWB

  mother with benefits. similar to milf or cougar. an older, motherly figure who can provide a partner (typically a young male) with the benefits of comfort, care, kindness and s-x. guy 1: dude, i’m really missing home right now guy 2: why? guy 1: well, i miss my mom’s cooking and hugs and my girlfriend […]

• Officer Bob

  any lowlife officer who has nothing better to do but to hunt your -ss down and give you tickets when he/she feels like it. (usually a male officer) f-ck man, that officer bob just gave me a f-ckin’ ticket for no good reason.

• WiFi Jungle

  an area that has a large quant-ty of wifi networks, making it impossible to find the right network to connect to. person one: hey, do you want to use my wifi hot spot? person two: sure, let me find it. i can’t find it, there are 50 other networks that are coming up. person one: […]

• Authority figure

  a person whose real or apparent authority over others inspires or demands obedience and emulation: parents, teachers, and police officers are traditional authority figures for children. contemporary examples muehl was of course the authority figure, with all resultant perks. the life and art of radical provocateur—and commune leader—otto muehl anthony haden-guest september 21, 2014 the […]

• Bleeaah

  an expression of distaste, disgust or general ew-ness. the correct pr-nunciation should create a noise similar to a scream of terror expressed when a zombie bites your jugular. not to be confused with bleh or blech, which are not nearly as epically awesome. my hair is a lovely shade of bleeaah. bleeaah! there’s cr-p on […]

• on ropes

  taken from being on the ropes of a boxing ring and being on the edge being a bit of a p-ssy basically -kisses teeth- ye blud 2 2s like obviously now sujan was on ropes now you get me g-ssin a virgin like

• Walmart Fat Scooter

  the mobility scooters provided by walmart for the use of handicapped people but are usually only used by very fat people who are probably able to walk around but are either too lazy to walk or who have converted their obesity into a handicap for which they receive disability benefits. most often seen with the […]

• Fimmis

  1. (n.) the skin beneath your chin from the bottom of your chin to your neck. your ‘underchin’, so to speak. 2. (n.) a game in which opponents smack each other beneath their chin throughout the day until they get tired of it and call timeout. 3. (v.) the act of smacking someone beneath their […]

• Beehive round

  an artillery sh-ll that ejects thousands of naillike metal projectiles on exploding.

• keebler elves

  a little family of elves who live in a tree and create all kinds of complex contraptions just so they can get their cookies ‘just right’. we can catch glimpses of their lives through their well-know keebler elves commercials. the keebler elves don’t make their pecan melt cookies too sweet, they make them -just right-. […]

• mental cry

  the act of crying on the inside as a result of being nervous, scared, or excited. how would you feel if people were to throw you a surprise birthday party? semi scared. probably mental cry! i don’t celebrate my birthdays!

• Lakers Fan

  more commonly referred to as kobe d-ck riders, these lakers fans are a group of people that find it necessary to constantly compare kobe bryant to michael jordan, and ride his d-ck all day going on and on about his 5 rings and 81 points that he scored against toronto. when kobe is criticised in […]

• the beav

  beaver county, pennsylvania i am from the beav.

• cover cursing

  using terms that are meant to replace curse words. i beat that motha-hussla at his own game! cover cursing is safer to use.

• popper pants

  sweatpants in the uk. “where the bl–dy h-ll have my bl–dy popper pants gone, cor blimey?!”

• grayson martin

  a common misspelling of “four”. also, (adj.) jake paul. oops! i accidentally typed “grayson martin is alive and well” instead of “four is alive and well”. you know what? jake paul is so grayson martin that he’s basically a grayson martin jake paul.

• Philemon

  a.) the most interesting man in the entire world. usually one in which someone would want to be. a role mode. b.) a prophet or god. pwra you: god isn’t philemon so great? everyone: yes jehovah’s witnesse: do believe in jesus christ? you: no i believe in philemon 20