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• The Hung Factor

  to entertain someone by being yourself, no matter how goofy or silly it may be, without realizing you are in fact looking like an idiot. this is sometime better than talent on reality shows! the fat guy dancing on dance 360 has the hung factor. no wonder the crowd loves him.

• Oxy cotten

  a drug that is supposed get rid of all of ur pain and is supposed to get u high as h-ll plus its strong enough to knock a rino out man u gotta get a gang of this oxy cotten dawg

• poseable

  something bendable, mostly toys. you can move their arms, legs, head, etc. when they’re really poseable, you can bend their limbs in to any form or shape you want. 1. look at that! when i bend barbie’s arm, it breaks off. she’s not really that poseable after all.

• old hide

  a midwest definition for a middle-aged or older woman we went to the club last night but there was nothing there but a bunch of old hides. 0 0

• niagasauras

  this word can mean anything, other than n-gg-r. it could mean cat, mom, furit anything! look at the niagasauras! (cats)

• wiiple

  lingo used by employees of gaming stores such as eb games or game stop. it refers to the tons of people that stop in daily to see if they have any wii’s in stock. …we don’t. oh man, i was gonna crack at work today. all these wiiple kept stopping in! i keep telling them […]

• schizz

  something that is rad, awesome, or just plain cool, particularly dinosaurs ( but can be almost anything). that spotted dinosaur looks schizz!

• Dere Foi

  a word with no meaning, typically used in central iowa, that only white men say when trying to sound gangster. typically added at the end of a sentence. went to a party last night and hooked up with two chicks! dere foiii!

• prairie city

  f-cking sh-t hole in eastern oregon with a whole bunch of inbred mother f-ckers, literally mother f-ckers. kids are all high and do crack. about 6 black people. about 3 families here so something is going on. prairie city is a sh-thole.

• camp canadensis

  camp canadensis is one of the funnest camps in the states. it’s a camp for rich, j-ppy, and down to earth kids from the ages of 7 to 16. this camp is teh best place on earth to learn all sorts of foul lanuguage and to make friends you will stay in touch with for […]

• beat off station

  a place where a teenager m-st-rb-t-s at ex. a place in his or her room, the bathroom, or the front room(very risky). my mom almost found my beat off station yesterday luckily it’s hid very well.

• pission

  p-ssion is a combination of the words ‘p-ssy’ and ‘mission’. p-ssion means to go on a mission to find some p-ssy. ‘man we gotta go on a p-ssion tonight’

• cheese sandwich

  defines the plain and unexciting, based on the perceived dullness of an actual cheese sandwich. often used in a relationship sense – i.e. a male/female who may be underachieving in terms of the attractiveness of their partner. in a more simple form, can be used by self-styled playas to question the excitement factor of committed, […]

• Giroud

  giroud is a term that you call a soccer that usually misses and only scores headers, also he has to be very handsome looking guy 1: “dude eric is such a giroud he is so cr-p, the only reason that he has a girlfriend is that he’s handsome”

• grapneling

  the s-xual act of inserting the tip of a strap-on d-ld- into the foreskin of another p-n-s. it allows one to enjoy the sensual pleasures of docking while remaining in the confines of heteros-xual relations, and can be used as an alternative to pegging. tom: hey mary, i’m getting a bit bored of taking it […]

• fly in any weather

  when you try to cope with everything. it ‘s just like saying i’m try hard to go through whatever comes down my way ya feel me ? baby ( aka birdlan ) : we tryna get it all together n spend a lil chedda n fly in any weather n-gg- and homie we get da […]

• jaffy

  australian english. jaffy stands for “just another f-cking first year” and is used at universities by second year and above years to describe the latest intake. “some jaffy asked me where the library was.” “the jaffies this year are unusually ugly”. jaffy is a name derived from the ancient palestinian port city of jaffa located […]

• grassy arse

  what a spanish person gets from sitting in a field jack: what does a spanish person get from sitting in a field? alex: i don’t know, what? jack: a gr-ssy -rs-

• virden

  the sti capital of manitoba and most likely the world. miley cyrus comes from virden. one with a bald head, huge ego. a total r-t-rd. claims to know everything about anything with a total disregard for how stupid he looks. friends to no one, hated by all. the negative topic of discussion amongst the majority […]

• topsy

  messed up,wrong yo that sh-t was topsy when that n-gg- punch his girl in the face

• koshlendra

  the man who drinks a lot. drunker, mustache man, unrecoverable loan giver to friends mean crush koshlendra is not alcoholic, he only drink two times a year, on his birthday and when it’s not his birthday.

• ovaric

  relating to the secretions of the ovary that make girls act stupid and/or mentally insane. your ovaric secretions makes you stupid when it comes to stuff like cars, power tools, grills, and relationships.

• hairy german

  a f-g thats back looks like a persian rug. he is a ‘hard-ss’ that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. girls are not quite his forte. mainly because his p-n-s is more like a tator tot than a f-cking machine. however, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. what […]

• Sting Job

  the act of having a bee/wasp sting your b-ll-nd in order to gain s-xual pleasure f-ck me joe i got a right cheeky sting job the other night.

• Hit Addict

  a person who owns any type of website that is obsessed with the amount of hits or traffic they get to their website. “geez that jeff is a real hit addict and would sell his grandmother’s soul to get another hit on his website.”

• Barrel of gay

  if something is described as a “barrel of gay” then generally it means that it’s a bad thing. i dropped my cheese, that’s such a big ol’ barrel of gay

• chode attack

  when a bunch of women chomp some chewy chode yesterday my sister and her friends gave me a chode attack .

• emmabo

  a cute nickname for all emma’s world wide your are my ickle emma bo

• Sometimes-handball

  disrespectful retort, uttered towards soccer fans. (must only be used after soccer fans refuse to call their sport soccer) this usually leads to lesser retort derivatives used by the soccer fan, such as: mostly-handball (for real football), mostly-football (for soccer), sometimes-football (for real football), etc… dude 1: dude, you’re confusing me. stop calling that sport […]

• bad sprinkles

  when a woman who shaves her v-g-n- hasn’t shaved in a few days, such that her pubic hair has started to grow again and is pr-ckly and itchy. causes significantly more discomfort to a man than a man’s stubble does to a woman. bro: yo so how is she in the sack? dude: not bad! […]

• shnaring

  when a partner’s bodily fluids enter a person’s nasal cavity, that person is shnaring. she laughed as i came in her mouth, and she ended up shnaring. it went right up my nose, she totally made me shnare.

• suger tits

  a word to call a girl with big t-ts hey dude did you see that girl with them suger t-ts

• DIDDENS

  1.self made money 2.hustle money 3.unemployed and making money why the po’s all ova my diddens

• douche tax

  the extra fee charged by an escort/prost-tute when a trick is a total douche. “seriously, my last john just cried about some old movie for twenty minutes; i had to charge him a douche tax.” “this f-cking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax.” […]

• cronometraphobia

  the fear of time. cronometraphobia is the fear of losing time.

• PCE

  short form of “peace” meaning goodbye or seeya. hey imma bounce yall so pce out a way to style your hair. it is done by a person who has long, straight hair that goes down to about there jaw. they then tuck part of it on front of their ear and part behind the ear. […]

• bonjouraille

  when you greet strangers in two languages in order to be welcoming and hospitable. illegal in some places. store clerk :“bonjour, hi!” customer a : “bonjour !” customer b : “it’s not safe ton bonjouraille around these parts.” customer c : “oh sh-t, cops ! run away you fools !” buy the domain for your […]

• lol theory

  the theory that the internet phrase lol,meaning “laugh out loud”, can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness. ex 1 doc: we need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer. ex 2 jesus: take this all of you and eat it, it is […]

• afdig

  1)leftover food particles in ones teeth 2)leftover human biologicals on ones clothing ie; monica lewinski 3)after effect, result 1)maria has broccoli in stuck in her teeth. she has a serious case of afdig 2)”awww man the afdig on this dress is so noticible, i’m going to have to wash it now and leave in the […]

• Religious Reich

  the ‘religious reich’ is a synonym for the religious right. the religious reich favor the death penalty and are against abortion. generally regarded by the sophisticated as puritanical zealots, the religious reich would virtually erase all social advancements made by women, gays and lesbians over the last 100 years. did you hear about that nut […]

• oshbam

  oshbam is a nickname for an illegal immigrant. also the pet of celador, swag daddy jesus and paua. oshbami (plural) are unable to play b-ss. “oshbam just came over from -insert country name here- and im pretty sure s/he is here illegally.” “yea i know, but celador and swag daddy jesus are keeping her under […]

• appleistic

  the use of synergistic words which make one sound like a steve job’s clone. applecomputercodelanguagecommunicate bob’s eyes rolled back into his head as mark droned on in his appleistic language which only true apple believers could understand applecomputercodelanguagecommunicate

• dirty jimenez

  the act of sticking your finger up your b-tt and wiping your fecal matter on your upper lip. basically giving yourself a dirty sanchez. f-ck giving that b-tch a dirty sanchez, im gonna make her do the dirty jimenez. i can’t get hard unless i do the dirty jimenez

• Charlie Fagsworth

  the best d-mn insult ever. used as a come back if someone implies your stupid. “s-d-st. look it up.” “i know what s-d-st means, charlie f-gsworth.”

• yakudonaldo

  1. a state of being involving an urge to undergo emesis, often as the result of excessive alcohol consumption. 2. a statement or interjection used by an intoxicated person to draw attention to their intoxication dave: you’re not looking too good there kevin. kevin: yeah, i’m feeling pretty yakudonaldo. dave: i was reading an article […]

• ma mnk a tgit

  berber greeting , literally meaning how are you? 1-bobby brown :ma mnk a tgit? 2-frank zappa :labas, l-нamdullah. ima kiyin? 3-bobby brown :labas translate – 1 :how are you ? 2 :good ,thank god. and you . 3-:good.

• burn some stones

  smokeing crack rock to get high lets go burn some stones

• saturday night wrist

  when you’re so wasted/tired that you fall asleep sitting up with your head in your hand, and wake up hours later with a wrist ache that won’t seem to go away. “dude, i had such bad sat-rday night wrist, that i couldn’t even jerk it today.”

• Wax Cakes

  waxing cakes is when two people get it on in a p-ssionate loving manner, similar to beating cheeks. dude: whats ur plans dawg? dude2: prolly gonna wax cakes with ur old lady bro. or dude: hey man how was ur weekend? dude2: ah dude i waxed mad cakes with this fine azz b-tch, i’m prolly […]

• Chell Costa

  term generally used to define a indiana wh-r-. a c-m bucket. john: “holy sh-t that girl gives it out like candy!” jane: “yeah, she’s a real ch-ll costa.”