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• Dubai Jimmie

  a response showing doubt. expression of doubt that a particular claim is true. “i think the seahawks are going to the super bowl this year!” response: “dubai jimmie” “wanna play some one-on-one? i think i can take you.” response: “dubai jimmie”

• top shop rockers

  a generic term used for people who listen to indie music and buy their “rock” clothes at river island, top shop or other similiar clothing stores. hollyoak’s is full of top shop rockers

• SLOCOC

  acronym for: scary large orange cat of cheeze aka, chester cheeto, in that creepy new laundromat commercial which is just bizarre and unnatural may be used to define a person who is utterly retarted slash resembles a large orange cat of cheeze pr-nounced: slow-c-ck person a: bro, i saw the creepiest movie last night person […]

• Shenanagans

  irish word for “carry-on/horse play” 1. tomfoolery 2. deceptive appearance that when discovered, causes the deceived individual to feel wronged. 1. when dining at a fine restaurant, i leave the children at home. this way they will not disturb me with their shenanagans. 2. the movie looked so good on the previews, but it royally […]

• boothtrush

  thick boys will use this item while fricking g-y buts. kay i just fricked your mom with a boothtrush you b-tt.

• evaluate

  form an idea of the amount, number, or value of; -ssess. to evaluate is defined as to judge the value or worth of someone or something. a woman evaluates a gemstone to determine it’s value.

• Exacerbating

  masterbating with your ex…sometimes as a favor to get something out of them….like getting a ride from the airport. pr-nounced ex–ss-‘er-bating. she wanted a ride from the airport, but he told her that he expected her to get their exacerbation on. she agreed that they would be exacerbating if he helped her out…in both ways.

• morshnay

  he’s got the primes man location: thunder bay, ontario, canada occupation: drinking ,smoking alot of weed what he’s all about: to get high or drunk all the time, gotta make a doller out of 15 cent. “you need booze? call up the morshnay” “f-ckin shnaybomb” “yo morshnay, got some primes?”

• skeetadoodle

  a bad-ss somebody that has a car that is equally bad-ss jeff is such a skeetadoodle i want to be a skeetadoodle like jeff a person that owns a stanza that jeff is a skeetadoodle to the max

• Quebec motorcycle

  a run-down, beaten up old p-ssenger vehicle with no m-ffler, a badly tuned engine and only one working headlight. (somewhere on a highway in ontario or vermont, late at night): i think you better try to p-ss that quebec motorcycle ahead of us. the exhaust fumes are killing me! check out that piece of cr-p, […]

• Alternative Energy Incentives

  anything except otec. hey, i just gave an alternative energy incentives– good thing it wasn’t otec. an incentive that leads to the development of alternative energy. giving alternative energy incentives in the form of tax cuts or offering puvlic-private partnerships to spur alternative energy like lunar solar power. not simply lossening regulations like legalizaing hemp. […]

• roflmfaowmaptwiel

  roling on the floor laughing my friggin’ -rs- off with my ankles pounding the wall in extreme laughter joe: “h-llo!” a liar: “roflmf–wmaptwiel”

• chocki

  a half man, half shark. this term was introduced for the first time in the cult film, “cabin boy”, where nathaniel (chris elliot) meets chocki at the bottom of the sea and thereafter is informed by the crew of the ship “filthy wh-r-” that chocki is a half man, half shark inbreed.

• Barrett Barrage

  a barrett barrage is a hot steamy wet sh-t or a normal sh-t either way it is still a sh-t. this definition was invented by bruce blitz on youtube check him out along with the whole blitz team my stomach is bothering me i think i should take a barrett barrage. my friend took a […]

• mayor trap

  when a woman holds a man’s p-n-s inside of her v-g-n- with force causing him to -j-c-l-t- inside of her. aw man! i just got mayor trapped by my ex girlfriend! now i have to pay child support.

• Stoog

  a cigar which is bought to be smoked with tobacco or marjiuana. the fate of the stoog is determined by whether or not the holder’s friend’s have marjiuana. nick: hey evan, what are you doing tonight? evan: i don’t know but i have some stoogs. do you want to go to the jungle after school […]

• like shit off a shovel

  describes an something that is quick/fast the new mclaren goes like sh-t off a shovel

• Lee Atkinson

  one word : legend lee does not need an example. lee does not need a reason. all as everyone needs to know lee atkinson is a legend!

• Dharma monster

  a person who is very learned in the buddha’s teachings and can quote them extensively, but does not live them. doug thinks he is smarter and better than others because he can recite a quote of the buddha appropriate for any occ-ssion, but he appears self-centered and obsessed with material possessions. he’s such a dharma […]

• bumpin

  to find something disgusting or revolting that was absolutely b-mpin’ mate when your car stereo is up so loud, you can feel it in your heart and stuff.. boom boom boom you can hear a b-mpin’ car from a block away description of a party/club/event that was hype, dope, phat or sick. also can describe […]

• oui senior

  when you try to speak a foreign language but instead say yes in french and mister in spanish want some weed? oui senior wow, you’re sophisticated

• flybanged

  to be dissatisfied with ones current situation. “oh he just got flybanged!”

• Totinos

  1. snack food brand most commonly used by pedophiles to lure neighborhood children. 1. hey kids, “i’ve got totinos pizza rolls and a swimming pool.”

• boymanizer

  the girl version of a womanizer. dayyummm chelsie is a boymanizer oh snappp giirl linda is a boymanizer

• death high

  when you smoke so much gr-ss that you get extreme nausea, dizziness, and sometimes you convulse, and get cold sweats. basically the worst nausea you will ever experience. i got death high today at my dealer’s house, i had to excuse myself to the bathroom so i could lay down in pain. it was really […]

• sonic fuck

  when you f-ck her at the speed of sound “he sonic f-cked me hard in the -ss i cried”

• dirty popsicle

  when a man inserts his p-n-s into his s-xual partners -n-s and then pulls out and has feces (sh-t) on his p-n-s, and then receives part of a bl-w j-b from a second s-xual partner before re-inserting his p-n-s into the first ones -n-s and repeating aforementioned actions friend 1:dude last night i walked in […]

• schmidberger

  very nice and sweet hearted person, everyone needs a schmidberger in your life. first name, schmidberger is a very nice person.

• conjulate

  consummation and conversation intertwined. we spent our mornings conjulating…. man, its deeper than that fam – we don’ just consummate and conversate – we conjulate!

• satan’s cotton little finger

  the religious way to say tampon. if you use satan’s cotton little finger, you are going to h-ll.

• Skankish

  1. acting like a sk-nk. 2. describing someone who is a sk-nk. “she was hot, but her sk-nkishness scared me away.”

• Pool cue

  a object the represents a mans p-n-s f-cking a women (little boy)- wow look at thar pool cue

• Cocktologist

  a professional who specialises in making c-cktails. ‘my best friend is a c-cktologist, she is good at mixing c-cktails’ (nothing to do with handling c-ck at all!) a chick that loves d-cks, talks about them openly around all her friends. loves all shapes and sizes. has done her home work. the last girl i dated […]

• Wal-Phed

  the ghetto version of suda-phed sold by walgreens slammed, dunked, duped or made an -ss of my husband bought me wal=phed because its a recession and we aint got no dough i was wal-phed into going to that party – man it sucked!

• paradox hug

  the act of when two people give hugs where they refuse to let go until one person let’s go, meaning they never let go and die together. “did you hear about that couple that at died in each others arms?” “no. what happened?” “they had a paradox hug…” “oh f-ck…”

• bouncy

  a term relating to how a woman’s br–sts bounce frequently. “mai shiranui is bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy……” another way of saying “bouncing off the walls”. having a lot of energy. i had like 3 energy drinks today so im all bouncy. an unusually obese girl that dresses goth and prefers dungeons and dragons over […]

• clamacluzey

  when you don’t know if it’s a sneeze or a cough, and you dont want to sound like an idiot saying bless you if it isnt a sneeze. “bless you”… “i didnt sneeze” “oh” “it was a clamacluzey, idiot”

• Playing With His Pieces

  actually means someone playing chess who is making no prgress towards performing a move, but has come to be a euphamism for masturbation. i’ll stop playing with my pieces when i find a woman.”

• hariom

  a tall guy with a pony tail . probably white as f-ck likes to wear sweaters . likes shalabh .studies at vidyamandir cl-sses by j-pra sir bunks physical chemistry period .secretly loves chetanya. hariom is directly proportional to length

• Cuban Abortion

  punishment for intentionally breaking a rule in a drinking game. for example if during a game of kings someone needs to use a bathroom but doesn’t have a toilet card, they can do so, on the condition that when they get back they receive a cuban abortion. the procedure for the operation is that the […]

• dat chips

  to be all about the chips ie.. love for chips beyond many words except for “i am all about dat chips. “just so you know i am all about dat chips! ” – quote borrowed from chelsea

• solberg

  its an albino who loves hooker and drunk chicks man your such a solberg

• syheaven

  syheaven is beautiful , funny , artistic , and one of a kind . she loves to help other people in need of help . sbes caring , loving , and over all fun to be around . she can be a total jerk or doshbag some times . syheaven is unique ! my best […]

• True_contrarian

  is the definition of a wonderful woman with wisdom and both internal and external beauty. she is a true_contrarian but her views always make sense.

• Yippie K-Y

  blanche devereaux’s phrase from “the golden girls.” used in reference to possible s-xual encounters with individuals working in country/western related professions. see yippie ki-yay “that rodeo cowboy is taking me out to dinner then giving me private roping lessons. yippie k-y!”

• pillow girl

  a pillow girl is a female how puts many pillows on there bed that they don’t sleep with. what a pillow girl she is

• FTV

  acronym for, “for the victory” which is superior to simply winning. stewie: “world dominance, ftv.” acronym for “first-time virgin”. used in the p-rn industry in phrases such as “ftv girl” to indicate the actress is a virgin, the current shoot being her “first time”. because we all know women are pr-ne to losing their virginity […]

• flarpy

  someone who is a gay nerd dialouge bob says to timmy: you’re a flarpy timmy says to bob: (shoots bob in face) shut up b-st-rd! 1 more definition a dead smelling fish or a word used for fish in certain pastires. (dani says to mark): “look at the sad looking flarpy on the beach.” or […]

• female drew

  a female drew is a very s-xy woman who’s body heat can reach up to 40% she is a very pashionate lover with a beautiful completion she is a tough person with a mostly kind heart and if you come across one be were of her att-tude but also make your move as she is […]

• telespammer

  someone who repeatedly calls and leaves dozens of ridiculously short messages about unimportant things such as what they ate for lunch, where they are, etc. matthew is such a telespammer, he called me four times from the football game last night to tell me what he was doing.