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• allufus

  someone who is stupid, r-t-rded, or dumb. she/ he is a total allufus

• Ebay bummer

  used as a derogatory name for other ebay users who bid on the same item(s) you are trying to win, thereby pushing the price up. “all these ebay b-mmers are b-mming on the lampshade i want!”

• Legitamite

  like legit, only its legitamite. this is f-ckin legitamite

• Indiana Mudslide

  where a man p–ps on a women’s chest. he then tells the woman to stand up as he gets down on his knees. the sh-t on the woman’s chest rolls down her body and onto the man’s face, thus causing instant gratification. i heard dylan and jamie tried the indiana mudslide last sat-rday and she […]

• Mr. Dink

  doug funnie’s purple neighbor. he has many strange inventions and gadgets including a grill that is designed to look like him. these items are all “very expensive”. doug once imagined that mr. d-nk would turn into a green werewolf when he told him that he broke his grill.

• coth

  a very selective group of young people who go out often to get plastered or high. -are you part of the coth group? -i sure am. archaic variant of the word ‘both’, used when instead of affirming two things, you are agreeing with/to three things ‘what’s wrong? are you sick/cold/hungry?’ ‘coth’ a punk that goes […]

• Craig Kilborn

  a person who exists as a placeholder until someone more awesome comes along. name inspired by former daily show and late late show host craig kilborn who, after leaving each program, was replaced by a host who drove up the popularity of each program. “n-body ever gets serious with that guy. he’s just for fun […]

• shazney

  a fun replacement word for sh-t. richard: holy shazney i found a penny! bill: bull shazney

• pantywork

  handywork that occurs inside your panties (i.e. manual stimulation ). he was a bad kisser but his pantywork game was amazing.

• Ethan Mckuster

  a f-ggot who sucks so much d-ck, his teeth and face look like a rat. there is an ugly ethan mckuster at my school

• Firstnamer

  a “firstnamer” (n.) is one who refers to an unknown, non-present party using only their first name whilst fully aware that those with whom he is presently speaking have no friggen idea who the other person is. “firstnaming” (v) is achieved by intentionally omitting key descriptors that generally precede an unknown person’s name, such as, […]

• DVNT CLOTHING

  born out of youth culture, dvnt takes inspiration from street art, music and the sense of rebellion that entails being young. dvnt produces an extensive range of high-quality clothing for both men and women, embracing and remaining true to the chaotic youth culture which inspired the brand since day one. by offering a unique mix […]

• fhddigksjvhkh

  when a cat walks on your keyboard hey thats prettyfhddigksjvhkh

• Purple Starburst

  when you go down on a girl, usually of teenage or early twenties, for so long that her v-g-n-, specifically her cl-toris, becomes so sore, it turns purple, making her feel as though, it will burst. surgical bursting will become necessary fred: he gave her a purple starburst?!?!?! no way! bear: yeah, no shi- bra, […]

• Masoner

  a h-lla rad beezy :). a bestfriend. melissa: that molly is such a masoner. becca: yeah, dude. i love her. melissa: that is my masoner 🙂

• wino pudding

  vomit usually from drinking to much. i drank way too much and blew wino pudding all over my car.

• Pom Squad

  a group of multi-talented, spirited, fit, and out-right hot girls who are incredible dancers, using pom-poms in their routines. pom squads incorporate dance, including hip hop, jazz, lyrical, and kickline, and can shake some serious -ss, while cheering on our teams and incorporating certain tumbling elements into their routines, such as toe-touching, back handsprings, and […]

• puppet-phobia

  the “irrational” fear of puppets. those who are puppet-phobics often are discriminated against, because puppets are harmless, but we know they’re not. me: “sorry, i cant go to the play, i have puppet-phobia” everybody else: “that’s not a thing u just made it up.” me: “its a thing, its in the dictionary” me: shows dictionary, […]

• pentagon of truth

  a magical creation in which five people tell the truth and then nothing leaves the pentagon… if you break the pentagon you will be used to make copious amounts of mudhoney, and then forced to drink it. no you can’t join the pentagon of truth, then that’d be a hexagon! that’s f-cked up!

• Fun Poop

  the gay and fabulous equivalent of when black people say “da sh-t” madonna is totes the fun p–p!

• Yi Sun

  greasy, perverted, ugly, stinky, asian who is terrible at volley-ball. tries to get girls….fails miserably. “dude….i can’t beleive she rejected me!” “aw man, guess you pulled a yi sun.” “dude….i can’t find my p-n-s.” “shut the f-ck up, yi.”

• a real dime

  a woman who is a true “10”. elizabeth whitcraft is a real dime.

• kewlioz

  this word means cool one might ask a friend if they are going to the movies. and the other person might answer yes. so the person who asked the question would answer kewlioz.

• Chinquee

  can be used in any situation as a way of relieving anger you broke my xbox chinquee!!

• Pillow party

  putting a pillow case over ones head, (most of the time someone you hate) sweeping their feet out from underneath them, and beating the sh-t out of them (unless you are in a group, then you take turns) guy #1: dude! you look like sh-t, what the h-ll happened?! guy #2: i was at the […]

• Topman Douche

  a male who unimaginatively sources all of his style ideas, dress sense and clothes from the catalogues of brands such as topman or asos. thus looking slightly behind the latest trends and ‘wannabe’ hipster. a topman douche might wear – low cut v-neck tshirts, salmon pink turned up chino shorts, tortoise sh-ll raybans, boat shoes, […]

• coladodo

  this is a word that you use when a teacher or someone is really all up in yor face and saying sh-t so all you have to do is just say coladodo your in school on a computer and a teacher comes up to you and says what do you think your doing young man […]

• Play-nexted

  hostile takeover of the establishments juke box. spending exorbitant amount of money or credits to dominate the juke box with sh-tty country music. some douche bag in the cowboy hat “play-nexted” all my songs on the juke box.

• wone social status

  being really sus or d-gg-ng the boys person 1: you hear about that nibba kevin with the centrelink sausages person 2: ayo yeah g he’s a bit of a sus yubba eh got that wone social status person 1: ahh true god g

• spice sauced

  when you douse yourself in cologne to go out and meet chicks. let me grab my polo cologne and get spice sauced up brothaa.

• linci

  linci is a smart person people might hurt his feelings but he will always know how to come back to it. life always goes good for linci even when something goes wrong. currently he has the best girl bestfriend and the best friends in the entire world well some friends are fake. but to him […]

• lemonade braids

  lemonade braids are braids that are braided all to the side. the name lemonade came from beyonce alb-m lemonade. which she rocked the braids to the side in her videos. i booked an appointment for lemonade braids

• blanketworld

  the excellent state of being completely encomp-ssed in blankets. needs no real explanation beyond absolute excellence. i have entered blanketworld, there is no way that i am getting up now. due to blanketworld, i am not answering the door.

• -ify

  variant of -fy after a consonant: intensify. -ify suffix a variant of -fy intensify derived forms

• pull-a-barber

  to be socially awkward and incapable of even maintaining a conversation with a hyperactive 6 year old i know you’re afraid of black ppl and might sit there like silent night, but please don’t pull-a-barber

• The projectile snot splat

  the sound snot makes as it exits the nasal p-ssages and hits 1 or 2 ply paper at full force. you can tell when it’s coming by a loud snort beforehand. similar to the flash of a nuclear bomb. common with sick people and 5 year olds. “i dropped a can of soup and i […]

• impressionalistictivity

  something about just about every person that shows that they are part of the human race and they take what is shown to them, and accept it as the truth no matter what, and that they need to do certain things that are in the “mainstream culture”. i hate your impressionalistictivity.

• Cumbug

  someone who does not partake in holiday cheer, but instead spends the holidays attempting to bang every living soul person 1: hey did you hook up with my cousin at the holiday party? person 2: h-ll yeah! wait…that was a holiday party? person 1: …you c-mbug

• kwanker

  the slightly off-colored cap of the p-n-s. it is the most sensitive part of the d-ck and is attached to the top of the shaft. a dog bit my kw-nker. i rubbed my kw-nker on sandpaper.

• cleaverson

  someone who is very smart slick and may look and act tuff but is very nice if you get to know him so if you have a cleaverson in your life keep him close he may be something in life look at that cleaverson

• hawklore

  a person deservedly viewed as a fool, even if they are normal. another stunt like that and hes hawklore

• Vagimagination

  when a woman worries that something’s wrong when, of course, there’s nothing at all wrong. i ditn’t text her back last nite & she’s all p-ssed at me. guess her vagimagination is getting the best of her?!

• Skix pack

  the result of having a six pack just from the plain fact that someone is skinny. kerry: hey did you see kyle, his six pack is so hot! jenny: he doesnt even work out, he cant have a six pack, its more like a skix pack kerry: a what? jenny: a skix pack, a six […]

• womxn

  a spelling of “women” that is a more inclusive, progressive term that not only sheds light on the prejudice, discrimination, and inst-tutional barriers womxn have faced, but to also show that womxn are not the extension of men (as hinted by the cl-ssic bible story of adam and eve) but their own free and separate […]

• slaythan

  a slaythan is a very rare species. they are born with the name nathan but hence turn into slaythan after his pulling abilities are displayed while growing up. his ability to slay each and every woman is rivalled by none other and he is constantly rolling around in putang and has no regard for cracking […]

• rockhardjeep

  a cl-ss of jeep a synonym for the 1987 jeep yj that bears only minor resemblance to the oem product that amc created. issued under az license plate circa 1999. often seen in garage as all modifications are performed by owner. enjoys the rocks. will handle mud with ease. operated on website since 1999. employs […]

• Pop A Whitey

  popping a whitey is where you have smoked too much marijuana and feel that you need to vomit. popping a whitey, or whiting out is frowned upon in the cannabis smoking community, and should be avoided. the phrase ‘hold your colour’ can be said to someone who is in the popping process. bradz: hey you […]

• psychotown

  a metaphorical state of mind where all sense of decency and morality are lost, and where the wellness, happiness and health of the self or others are no longer a concern, which is open to be visited by anyone with sufficient emotional stimulation (or, quite often, a lack thereof) at their leisure. she was a […]

• reverse cactus

  the act of smacking someone in the -ss with a hand full of pins, in a s-xual matter. lastnight i reverse cactus that girl.

• fucked sideways

  (1)when one makes seriously intense love to another person, enough so that the one on the receiving end of the love-making can’t walk straight. (2)drinking way too much to the point where one can’t walk straight. i just saw your mom getting f-cked sideways. when someone in the middle is being f-cked by two others […]