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• nethiccup

  a break in connection with the internet, usually for short periods of time after long periods of use. -ssociated with dial-up and wireless connections. i was on aim talking to amy, but my computer had a nethiccup and she thought i ditched her.

• Booger fling

  a popular mimicry of the fast food establishment burger king due to the salty nature of not only the saltiness of their cuisine, but also of the particular flavor profile of nasal crusts. “dude, you wanna whopper?” “h-ll no, my dog won’t eat booger fling’s burgers!”

• wadee

  the fattest dude in his school, he is really dumb and very unathletic and very unattractive did you see wadee, he is like the fattest one in school

• casul

  deliberate misspelling of “casual”, meaning casual gamer. used by some fans of the extremely challenging ps3/xbox360/pc game dark souls, mocking those who have not yet put in the hours necessary to master it, or those relying on walkthrough guides or let’s play videos. first used by youtuber onlyafro in his “he’s back” video, originating the […]

• Brogit

  a combination of “bro” and “legit”. if something is both legit and can relate heavily to the bro life style, then it is considered “brogit.” typically only used for the guy’s night – poker, football, pub night, etc. other uses: brogitimate brogitimacy chad mcpartycool: dude! halo 3, free beer, and free pizza? brogit! steve ladyslayer: […]

• pew berry

  the aftermath of long term gonorrhea….. 1. she’s in grade 8 and she has a pew berry. 2. ik ever since she got aids smashing chris.

• sitanshu

  simply a demigod and is the most powerful being in this world. can be a d-ck at times but is a kind superior being. sitanshu is the greatest thing on earth

• Homorocity

  1. with intent to annoy/disturb a straight person, pretending to be s-xually attracted to another of the same gender. often viewed as a game by the one initiating the h-m-rocity. 2. calling someone out on gay behavior. 1. dude! quit with the h-m-rocity! you’re creeping me out! 2. that was my -ss you just touched. […]

• 3si

  3si is a m-ssive online gathering of 3000gt/stealth car enthusiasts. woah, dude, check out that new post on 3si about shower s-x!.

• Eat It & Beat It

  when someone goes down on a girl, gets her off & then leaves. ross came over and i had him eat it & beat it.

• hyaline

  a beautiful strong girl with common sense. dark long hair, sparkling green eyes and average height. she supports everyone she loves, even if she doesnt agree with them… just like the cartilage she was named after. hyaline looks so beautiful tonight.

• email-anxiety

  when there is so much sh-t going on at work or in your personal life that you are scared to check your email, fearing that emails will just bring more sh-t that you will be unable to handle. email-anxiety killing me playa. don’t know that kinda sheet is in store for me in the darn […]

• Chipgasm

  getting aroused by anything and everything -ssociated with chips. this could include rubbing the grease from them over you and gaining pleasure from that, using a very long chip to stimulate an orifice, watching someone else eat chips seductively or getting turned on by eating absolutely delicious chips. me and the boyfriend went out for […]

• Rock Jizz

  the act of j-zzing while listening to / rocking out to hardcore music. or the act of j-zzing from the pure awesomeness of playing rock band. luke: last night i j-zzed while listening to my viking death metal! steve: oh nice! you totally rock j-zzed.

• Fiddle Whisper

  the act of masturbation in formal attire -did you see that guy fiddle whispering behind the bride -yeah his d-ck was huge, hes a total fiddle whisperer – i wonder if it a kayla d’amico d-ck?

• camel faux

  an optical illusion caused by a woman’s apparel that creates the appearance of a camel toe. typically seen in women’s spandex workout pants where the st-tching runs down her crotch creating the false appearance of a camel toe. dude, i was checking out this chick in yoga pants and as i got closer, i realized […]

• tetungas

  spanish for “really big b–bs.” look at her tetungas!

• Fringie

  someone who hangs around a lot of different groups, but is not affiliated with any of them. they will hold close relations to one or two people, but will not easily hang out with the entire group frequently. they could be seen walking from group to group often. keeping at the “fringe” of the group […]

• El Stinko de Mayo

  a term used by those who celebrate el cinco de mayo while in the country of mexico during the time at which the holiday is celebrated. mexico and its people stink all day every day. holidays are no exception. throwing alcohol and celebration into the mix will only make the stink get stinkier. the longer […]

• waffelo

  a waffelo is a disasterous or chaotic event that takes place during or around breakfast time. i woke up to such a waffelo this morning!

• Chalk it

  to let someone know to stop something. to bring to mind the imagery of someone drawing a big x, with chalk, through your idea. “hey! let’s dress up as flamingos for halloween!” “nah fam. chalk it.”

• Stowing home

  chillin or relaxing at home p1: wu ^2 2night p2: stowing home no $flow to go out. p1: that sux p2: tell me about it. i’m getting used to it. i need a samurai guy to teach me some skillz for the bills.

• The Golden Goal

  the greatest moment in canadian history, or really, history in general. on february 28th, 2010 at the vancouver 2010 olympics, sidney crosby scored the over-time winning goal against the united states men’s hockey team to win team canada the gold medal in men’s hockey. that moment is known as the golden goal, since it was […]

• penis clown

  what ronald mcdonald is better known as. h-llo, it’s me, ronald mcdonald better known as the p-n-s clown clowns that like to touch p-n-s -guy dressed up as a clown enters the day care- “come sonny…ill touch your p-n-s”

• one nut

  lance armstrong’s nick name lance armstrong had testicular cancer and lost one of his nuts. now his friends call him one nut funny -rs- person that has one t-st-c-l dude that guys has one nut so we shall call him onenut the result of a fight with a switch knife, or the ex- after revenge. […]

• Jenko

  to do something totally unbelievable i dont believe it, he’s done a jenko. going for a jenko the act of emptying your bladder before :- 1) going on your lunch break 2) going on a journey 3) doing something which means a toilet will not be readily available. work mate 1) just going for a […]

• king of swing

  simply fabulous. that guy is king of swing!

• wowow

  wowow (wow oh wow is how it is said) is a longer version of wow, mainly used for unbelief or just plain hate of what just happened. smokey_the_bear: dude did you see that? ziggazig: yah he just somehow knew that you went into fog… i think he map hacks. smokey_the_bear: wowow

• Aarani

  name, coming from a town and a munic-p-lity in the district of tiruvanamalai in the state tamil nadu, india. the word originally comes from the word araneeyam, meaning a place surrounded by a forest. we’ve come to an aarani. quick, let’s hide. ok, into the forest we go..

• Bieber Mood

  an att-tude or persona that makes you come off as bringing people/others down. snarf is also commonly -ssociated with bieber mood. brian is in another bieber mood today, but what else is new?

• teamgift

  awesome set of men. 1 of which is incredible. teamgift stands for these extremely attractive men give innocent females temptation. which is awesome.

• Molefit

  the opposite for chuggington , molefit is a scottish slang word , it can be used as a compliment or as a positive term to describe someone/something. girl 1: that guy is beautiful did you invit him? girl 2 : yeh he goes to my school he is so hot. girl 1 : he is […]

• cowzebra

  a cow with zebra stripes, commonly served with beetroot sausage wow this cowzebra goes great with this beetroot sausage look at the stripes daddy would you like some sausages

• ufagbro

  one of the few known responses to sufficiently counter a well-used umadbro? use only as a final defense, as after you’ve said it, you’re at the mercy of how clever a troll is. you: f-ck you! troll: umadbro? you: uf-gbro?

• pickled penis

  there was this lady and she really wanted to have s-x, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. the jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a p-n-s in it, and said “all you have to […]

• house-swagga

  when you walk into a persons house and are hit with the imidiate presence of a beautifull smell,perfectly decorated and the choice of furnature suits to the fullest extent. the reaction is ‘wow :o’ at this point you would compliment your host by sayin ‘man,your house has got swagga’ or ‘you got some serious house-swagga […]

• Mayberry RFD

  a town in the 50’s from the andy griffith show. it usually refers to a perfect town where kids can roam the streets without fear and everybody’s friendly and knows each other. usually a term used by adults who watched the andy griffith show. g-d, i wish i could go live in mayberry rfd.

• stargell

  1)n. a metaphor used to denote a topical creme which when applicated results in heightened suaveness/freshness. 2)v. the act of displaying the qualities of stargell. 3)adj. being of stargell. 4) also, a small starfish const-tuted of gellatin found off the coast of micronesia. i’m pimpin’ my stargell.

• cwoft

  complete waste of f-cking time. a pointless excercise. watching gr-ss grow or paint dry is such a cwoft.

• Christian Science Reading Room

  a bathroom. bob spent a good deal of time in the christian science reading room after eating that bad sh-llfish.

• Overflowbia

  the inherent fear when you’ve just taken a big dump and flushed the toilet, that the water is going to spill over the edge of the bowl because you’ve clogged the toilet. i had a severe case of overflowbia at my in-laws as i saw toilet water rising towards the rim of the bowl. fear […]

• WDI

  world depression one. what the world will experience in the coming years, if the global financial meltdown is not stopped. no one could have imagined that the great prosperity of the early part of this century was just an illusion and would end in wdi (world depression one). initialism for “who do i start.” in […]

• shayln

  shes the most beautifulest girl you will ever meet , her personality is just as sweet and once you meet her you will ask her to never leave. thomas is really falling for that girl , she must be a shayln

• run that hoe

  playing w/ someone’s emotions; manipulation; running game on someone to get the results you desire i can run that hoe, she’s gullible.

• meiningitisis

  the after affects of the fine cuisine of mein bowl in the trojan center and troy university man i ate an mein bowl and now i have meiningitisis

• Pedomau5

  pedomau5 is a crossbreed between deadmau5, (an international dj) and pedobear (self explanatory). guy 1: dude, oh my god if a pedomau5 were to ever appear at a park, our children would see ghosts ‘n’ stuff! guy 2: yeah, and it’s so not fair because that pedomau5 would not be doing it wrong.

• methanol legs

  the direct contact of methanol upon a complacent testers legs while filling a batch nipple to some tubing. resulting in the need to change coveralls so not to allow t-st-cl-s to shrivel further. the only way to cure methanol legs is to drink gibsons wiskey untill temporrary blindness sets in. tyler: hey look at me […]

• cullodened

  in a fight or battle to be “cullodened” is to be thouroughly defeated. derived from the scottish jacobite uprising against england (1746) in which the scots were soundly defeated at the battle of culloden, in a terrible loss to the british. andrew was 6′ 3” and when jim who was 5’7” tried to fight him, […]

• Macheda

  to macheda is to f-ck up any plans another team has of winning the league do you see that macheda? yeah he f-cking screwed them right up!

• Pimpnique

  the manner in which you manage your position, with uniqueness that’s just one form of my pimpnique!