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• stinkelton

  big white hairy r-t-rded dog >look at that big white hairy r-t-rded dog > his name is stinkelton !

• assvertise

  utilization of a billboard b-tt by a company or organization to sell or promote that brand or organization. hollister and abercrombie are two company’s that know how to -ssvertise. i’ve seen nearly a dozen of their billboard b-tts today.

• Mister Brown

  my business -ssociate with whom i meet on an almost unchanging basis every morning between the hours of 9 and 11:30 in the toilet. mister brown is smooth, sophisticated, and extremely professional. i always feel relieved after doing business with him. honey, i need an extremely large magazine. i’m going to be in session with […]

• SERI-MOUSE

  when you’re really serious about something but its just to good to be true zach: are you serious carly: yee im seri-mouse

• Whats Her Cunt

  a term used when someone cant recall a certain females name. is david bangin whats her c-nt?

• Sutin

  slang for something. it was recently made famous on a british tv show called “never mind the buzzc-cks” in the next lines round. “dis guy must be a alien or sutin”

• kinky kuffs

  handcuffs that are covered in a pink furry material that are used for s-xual foreplay. hey big boy, i’m gonna handcuff you with my kinky kuffs because you’ve been naughty..

• The air supply

  hang yourself by the neck from a door…m-st-rb-t- while listening to 80s music..preferably air supply…the strangulation/synthesizer is intense… sean~ “hey man, blues playing…jeez dood wtf?” jim~ “gack… gimme… couple.. wheez… almost…” sean~ “ah… the air supply… it’s glorious.”

• saude’

  a person thats usually thought of being a b-tch, but has real good intentions. she can change her ways, but at the same time she needs people to notice that she is changing. there usually born in the 90s or just plain back in the day. they are real smooth with there words but at […]

• Standard Lesbian Behavior

  standard lesbian behavior is characterized by lesbians who fall into the trap of behaviors that we all know and love/hate. generally being a p-ssive aggressive psycho with borderline stalker behavior. we’ve all been there. standard lesbian behavior examples: -playing rugby, softball, soccer, lacrosse, field hockey -dating a teammate from above teams -saying i love you […]

• flootingson

  an act performed in urban communities to honor a recently killed person that n-body knew but you tell people he was like a son the people in ferguson, mo are flootingson to honoring the local criminal thug most of them don’t even know by stealing, looting, and burning down their own town.

• Rambling aimlessly

  1. rambling (pr-nounced “rambling”) it’s a, best described as, kinda. um, you know; when you do, like, talk & stuff for things, i mean about things, lol. it’s about how you can talk about things to talk about, not for things, huh? that could have sounded bad. haha, lucky i’ve cleared that up… so, alright. […]

• nut mutt

  a female who is old and wrinkly that will take up any opportunity to enjoy a fat nut to the face after a hard day of blowing truck drivers and smoking multiple packs of eagle 20s cathryn is a total nut mutt

• Ryan Longton

  a person who has equal or greater awesomeness as chuck norris ryan longton, scott ellis & yash mutti

• snitches get bitches

  the actual phrase commonly mistaken for “snitches get st-tches” created to keep people from capitalizing on all the b-tches you get from snitching. ya, heard that sh-t from greg on main street, i dont even care if im snitching, snitches get b-tches.

• Spider Man Bang

  when spiderman swops from this the sky and goes up to a ramdom girl and uses his wed and sticks it on the girls nipples and uses them as puppets and then 69 her and shoots web in her eyes so she cant see and sticks his c-ck in her mouth and jacks her off […]

• Soloff

  the act of using ones pinky to -n-lly stimulate a large, gay man into a state of frenzied -rg-sm while simultaneously licking the man’s tweenis area. ralph: has anyone seen mitch lately? donnie: no i have not seen mitch. ralph: i bet he is somewhere trying to soloff another dude. donnie: yeah, that just screams […]

• Valpey

  the first french wh-r- to shave her v-g-n- area b-tch was as smoothe as a valpey!

• Volentold

  result of a supervisor/manager/other person in charge asking for volunteers, and then at the last minute deciding that since no one volenteered to work, that he would volenteer people to work. monday: boss: i need some volunteers to work this weekend thursday: since no one volunteered to work, joe your coming in. joe: wow, i […]

• nose lodger

  a bogey that is lodged well up inside the nose only my little finger is thin enough to reach that nose lodger

• Pimpitron

  1.(n)- one who is a master of the pimping arts. a undeniably swingin’ cat. that guy we met at the club was such a pimpitron. i wish i could be like him.

• Spadging

  to spadge – verb of the word spadge. the action of hitting someone with a spatula or in a spatula like manner. “whenever i watch spelling bees on tv i always want to give those kids a good spadging”. “i can’t enjoy s-x in the kitchen unless i get given a good spadging”.

• twidgins

  used in conjunction with the word ‘flomp’ to describe a state of angst or surprise. may be etymologically traced as describing the groinal region of the human body. “well, flomp my twidgins! i never knew it could be so!”

• BaggaBevins

  the act of eating a large bag of food that was not origionally packaged in said bag for consumption. this usually refers to gorging the entire bag without sense to yourself, or respect for anyone who may be around you. in short: disgustingly obnoxiously gorging a bag of left over food. oh man joe just […]

• chabroni

  a small snack often eaten on the go that does not require much preparation. a chabroni is a leftover cold slice of pizza, mcdouble, half a sandwich, or a small bag of chips, etc.

• rumint

  “rumor intelligence” – iintelligence information based on rumors rather than facts. much of the bush administration’s evidence for iraq’s reconst-tuted nuclear program, thriving chemical-biological development program, and active iraqi link with al qaeda was based on what intelligence -n-lysts call “rumint.”

• Dan Lyons As Fuck

  some one who looks oddly like a polar bear or someone who wears bright colors all the time. 1. “yo that kid in the cl-ss next door is dan lyons as f-ck ’bout to feed him a salmon.” 2. i was gonna wear my green and orange track jacket but i didnt wanna be that […]

• Mindy’s Vagina

  a v-g-n- that appears to be covered in “sl-t-dust” also referred to as a “new years eve party popper”. i have that mindy’s v-g-n- all over me. why did you let me get with a mindy’s v-g-n- again?

• Kisty

  a gorgeous woman’s eyes men swoon over! she has kisty eyes……

• sterck

  to have swagger but also to be weird and unusual at some times. that guy is acting very much like a sterck person.

• hefty humper

  a person or thing that humps anything in its way. known for falling on the ground and having an -rg-sm from thinking about the many fruits and vegetables they f-cked last night. also known as miley cyrus. miley cyrus is a hefty humper

• Trail of Tears’d

  to forcibly remove a minority because they deserve it. man dat der president jackson trail of tears’d dem der injins an ya no de deserve it.

• Mausami

  a super sweet girl who just makes you want to smile everytime you see her. isn’t she just a mausami?

• wilkes-boothe

  walk behind someone who is sitting down, bare -ssing and farting on the back of their head. my brother gave me a wilkes-boothe.

• cocktillion

  a tillion amount of the male organ that expresses love hi i’m h-rny you wanna c-cktillion buy the domain for your recipe site

• swirbly

  a moderate/decent level of being intoxicated and high of off of marijuana. not to be mistaken for wasted or tipsy. closer to wasted but with more control. oh man i just had like 2 strong mixed drinks and like 5 beers and smoked 2 bowls, i’m all swirbly and sh-t

• chris gallagher

  a name given to the smallest c-ck in the world i have to jerk off with tweezers because of my chris gallagher

• Camie

  someone beautiful, and unique that everyone loves the way she acts. shes a very outgoing person with a unique name. everyone loves being around her and her enemies are just jealous of what shes got shes got it all. theres so much to say. she can be described as a rose; beautiful, loving, admirable, etc. […]

• shlick

  the onomatopoeic representation of female masturbation. “hey, that girl looks h-rny enough to shlick right now.” shlick / shlicking schlick, or schlicking, is the sound supposedly made when a girl/woman m-st-rb-t-s. urban dictionary has recorded its usage as a slang since 2003. the name derived from j-panese comics not long after the word fap was […]

• Kideocracy

  a society that allows itself to be dictated to by the presumed needs or wants of its smallest members. their household was run as a kideocracy, with everything revolving around the needs of their spoiled and demanding children.

• Nigger Ranger

  a correctional officer. nick got a job as a n-gg-r ranger at the prison. a term often used by the pkers of runescape. a n-gg-r ranger is someone who pks in nothing but range gear. f-cking n-gg-r rangers downed me for 20m today.

• Swaganthropist

  (noun, verb) an individual who carries out an action that increases the overall swagger of an event, situation, or gathering. party goer 1: “hey man, i know you told me to only bring one 30-pack of natty, but i brought two.” host: “that’s c-cky as sh-t but, your a swaganthropist man, thanks!” —————————————————————– party goer […]

• coffee fart

  a coffee fart is a fart that is followed by sh-t sliding down one’s leg. -nasty, you just farted! hey, what is that brown stuff coming down you leg? -sorry, i just had a coffee fart.

• Squiging

  squiging is a sport whereby 2 individuals- attempt to maneuver past each other through a very tight sp-ce. the sport has recently been added to the olympics. -there is also a team version of squiging involving 2 teams of 16 players. example 1. guy 1: o sh-t were never going to fit down this narrow […]

• Lhasa Apso

  a breed of dog from tibet. it is very cute and fluffy. it used to guard the monasteries and the dalai lama. my dog is a lhasa apso, and she has lots of hair.

• G!OMG!

  g!omg! means -gasp- omg! instead of just omg or zomfg. it adds a more shocking phrase to it. g!omg! did you know? mj died! a word describing something so gorgeous that you’re stunned when you see it. in many cases this means a s-xually attractive person. a word which is said with much enthusiasm. “gomg!! […]

• Wild Beast of Calcutta

  a woman from india that loves to get -n-l while eating curry chicken from a trough. i wanna date mrs. patel over there. i hear she’s the wild beast of calcutta

• pigeon face

  the face of a pigeon. that pigeon has a pigeon face.

• Robocroc

  a movie about a crocodile that was genetically crossed with bionic (robotic) parts, which wreaks f-cking havoc on the community woah, that robocroc really f-cked sh-t up!

• Banhammer Baseball

  the game played by trolls on forums, usually involving moderators and/or administrators as the team up to bat and the trolls as the infielders and outfielders. the pitch is the troll posting something against forum rules, the swing is the mod/admin threatening to ban if the troll posts one more trolling post. a strikeout is […]