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• nipplelicious

  when you see someone that turns you on causing your nipples to get hard. d-mn… look at that chick over there… she be lookin’ nipplelicious! (when saying this you should rub your own nipple in a circular fashion while biting your lower lip.)

• endstink

  (n). the subtle odor emitted from the rear of an indoor pet. also, a brand of amerian designer perfume for indoor animals. endstink! for her and for him.

• megel bagel

  is the most amazing person in the world. she is super sweet and cares about everyone she ever meets. her beauty is breath taking. she is everything any guy would ever want. simply put she is perfect. boyfriend: i love you my megel bagel. girlfriend: oh baby that is the sweetest thing you have ever […]

• hahahasshole

  when something someone we really know and like said is unexpectedly, super duper funny *solid, unsuspecting punchline* you hahah-sshole

• Barberton daisy

  noun see gerbera

• sad porn

  media (photos, videos, poetry) found usually on the internet that exists for the sole purpose of making people feel deep sadness. usually there is no s-xual theme, yet like regular p-rn, some people seem to get off on it. person 1: hey, you need to see this video of a new father singing to his […]

• Mad Gush

  the epitome of awesomeness. drew: yo, your party last night was mad gush!!! koe: ya. i think imma throw another one again tonight!

• bad sprinkles

  when a woman who shaves her v-g-n- hasn’t shaved in a few days, such that her pubic hair has started to grow again and is pr-ckly and itchy. causes significantly more discomfort to a man than a man’s stubble does to a woman. bro: yo so how is she in the sack? dude: not bad! […]

• cretinous

  (adj) cretin-like, idiotic, boorish (word found in many early 20th cent dictionaries has enjoyed recent slang usage, especially among hackers. “crétin” is a not entirely respected french dialectal term for a deformed or r-t-rded person) brittney spears is a cretinous poster-girl. vanessa mcgee is very cretinous hi cretinous gflkwegjklefjglkefjgkletfjhklgjhlgklj

• shoveling out

  in snowy climates, (such as new england) the process or act of snow shoveling large amts. of snow, ice, & dirt from around and on your car & driveway in order to get your car out of it’s snow entraction (usually done in order to get to/from place of business) i was late to work […]

• 3d med

  the mission of 3d medical battalion is to provide direct and general mental health and morale destruction service support (mhmdss) to iii mef in order to destabilize the combat effort across the full spectrum of magtf operations. camp pendleton motor-t marine: “where you going next doc?” doc: “3d medical battalion. why w-ssup?” camp pendleton motor-t […]

• nrlol

  not really laughing out loud you: -tells joke- lol. me: hahaha.. nrlol.

• Geeson

  tall & slight build, with wirey, pubic like hair. often a geeson is unco-ordinated and gangly. has a tendancy to blurt out unwanted noises and sounds, that only he can understand. a geeson is often useless and unmotivated, and enjoys distracting others. “stop being a geeson”

• pallet nigger

  a dirtbag that builds pallets for less than minimum wage, and talks on the cb to other filthys. i chased that pallet n-gg-r red dog off the cb and now hes crying in his squaller house.

• Marshall Status

  a term used to describe the level of intoxication caused by alcohol. when a person has reached marshall status, they have exceeded their alcohol tolerance by a ridiculous amount. symptoms: extreme vomiting, unconsciousness, and often accompanied by alcohol poisoning. people who reach marshall status also typically behave this way at house parties, and end up […]

• flossing the beavers

  the act of stacking two females on top of each other so their beavers, when aligned properly, form a seal similar to the gap between teeth, allowing just enough room for a p-n-s to fit between them and perform a flossing action. brian: “so what’d you do this weekend?” cody: “i invited that new girl […]

• Talayah

  black ghetto gal, takes her jokes to far but still is funny as h-ll, you cant tell if she is joking or not but most of all shes a slaya and funny as h-ll “woah thats a talayah”

• bajerido

  one who is in denial of being a werido. jacky thinks leo is a weirdo, but he denies. leo is a major bajerido.

• new age

  1. what many hippies of the 60s and 70s turned into in the 80s and 90s with the best intentions, except without drugs or any attempt to change the world. they almost all live in the southwest, are obsessed with egypt, india, or someplace else that’s exotic, they mix the worst parts of all eastern […]

• wigalot

  a person who has used excesive amounts of psychedelics, and exhibits long-term effects that wigalot spent twenty minutes in front of my house, staring at a dog-t-rd.

• fresh water jellyfish

  noun;human male -j-c-l-t- floating inside a public shower. hey bud, don’t step on the endangered fresh water jellyfish swimming in the shower or you’ll get a fine. 2 more definitions the male -j-c-l-t- left floating in the tub or shower following masturbation, resembling the marine invertebrate. generally non-poisonous. “dude, go ahead and use my shower […]

• kiahna

  to roll around on a scooter with an eggroll and a white boys hotdog :d kiahna was rolling down the street with nate on a scooter and i sh-t myself.

• gay scare

  when a person is surprised or scared by first having romantic feelings for a member of the same s-x. dude, i thought i was straight, but when i saw that guy walk into the store, i had a gay scare.

• Polish Smile

  the -ss-crack of a builder who’s bending over. that builder just gave me a polish smile while picking up his tool.

• vadumpsh

  v-g-n-. pr-nounced (vah doom pshh) hey man stop touching my vadumpsh

• 4297

  a number referenced by a certain anonymous nfas student who didn’t care about rap artists, originating in a post on yik yak when said student didn’t understand the reference “1738”. in more general terms, ‘4297’ can be used in place of “i don’t give a sh-t” or “f-ck you, too”, in ordinary conversation. a.k.a. the […]

• rucklew

  a name for someone who is being a -sshole stop being a f-cking rucklew

• iatch

  (v.) the act of being b-tched at. (n.) a female that is, for all intents and purposes, a b-tch. tony, your girl is buggin’ out. tell her to quit being such a iatch.

• nintengasm

  the greatest pleasure when a nintendo fan-boy sees a rack of new releases for a nintendo console. especially popular t-tles as mario, zelda, metroid, pokemon and others. derived from the words nintendo and -rg-sm omar: “hey did you know a new mario zelda, and metroid game is coming out this year?” sam: omg no way! […]

• Jersey Up

  when a gang is getting ready for an all out war. the act of being tough. getting ready for a fight. the act of fighting. let’s jersey up on my boss for being a douche.

• manure machismo

  mexican men that feed women bullsh-t, and act in a very egotistical att-tude, and think women are beneath them, and treat them like sh-t. eloy is a total manure machismo. he is constantly acting superior to women, treating, cheating and talking to them like sh-t.

• Hobokin

  a girl who is down to go out and have fun without looking or acting like a sl-t. a real person who is there when you need them. a true friend. people like that don’t phase me i have my hobokin. higher stature then a hobo grunt, the hobokin, is considered a lieutenant rank in […]

• osizzie bin lizzieh

  ghetto term fo a b-st-rd named osama bin ladin. osama is a c-nt, thats fo sho. osama bin laden osizzie bin lizzie is one sick mo’ fo’!

• Marble farm

  a grave yard. a way of describing a grave yard as growing marble grave stones. grandma died the other day, gotta head over to the marble farm.

• LOGA

  short for “lethal online games addiction” and pr-nounced as “low-gah”. it defines how some people, without online games, will eventually die. rizel: “kaedechan! what should i do? i can’t live without maplesea! i can’t live without auditionsea! if those are taken away from me, i’d die! diee!!!” kaede: “babes, you got loga.” l.o.g.a. which stands […]

• Sawgy

  a word originated by ally meaning that you just got played, or are looking stupid, either because of something you did, or something that was done to you. she felt sawgy that she lost.

• Mushmob

  he-she ugly/manly girl “haha look at that mushmob!” refering to some ugly girl… how imaginative of me

• pregnana

  a group of pregnant people that do things together look at all those pregnanas walking together

• hitting the high G

  a promiscuous jazz musician who can hit the resonant frequency of a woman’s “g” spot using only his voice. steven was h-tting the high g’s last night at the party.

• brinaha

  brinaha is an idiot with no life brinaha is an idiot buy the domain for your pet vlog

• everloving

  adj. 1. complete and total devotion 2. s-xual virility 3. of or pertaining to an everlasting gobstopper 4. violence on another person resulting in death or serious bodily harm. “i am going to beat the everloving cr-p out of you!”

• Lying Whore

  a woman who lies about everything from her weight to what she did during the day. a wh-r- who spreads her legs or -ss for 5 minutes of feeling needed even though the guys putting their d-cks in her arent into her but they only are using her holes.a woman how breaks her marraige vows. […]

• oshme

  a word you say when you can’t describe your feelings usually mad or happy ex: he left me on read oshme ex 2: my crush just asked me out oshme oshme

• zacka

  1. a person that is a god at 2k or/and fortnite 2. a very popular group in school 3. getting tricked 1. that guys a zacka 2. you just got zackaed

• Premature Googleation

  a person suffers from premature googleation if he or she takes any problem straight to google without giving any real attempts at solving it for him or herself, thus depriving themselves and the world of any original or innovative solutions that can be achieved through thinking and experimentation. a. this problem is too f-cking hard […]

• Peta-douche

  an older man, who has interest in under age girls in an unhealthy illegal way. this man usually tends to be a douche bag to the underage girls he does not like. 1. hail is still being stalked by that peta-douche. 2. jojo is such a peta douche he came on to wendy then wouldn’t […]

• pimpat

  pimpat is just a shorter way of saying pimp hat. it can also refrence how pimp one paticular person is(they are where the pimp is at). woah check out that pimpat. or: look at noah being pimpat over there.

• Castle Wolfenstein

  1) the first in the wolfenstein games. used 2d overhead view and was released for the apple 2 computer and the commodore 64. it also used voice samples. it was about a us soldier who has to escape from castle wolfenstein and avoid n-z-‘s. 2) the castle in the wolfenstein game series. 3) also reffered […]

• dimplycameltoe

  a cameltoe which shows fat dimples. hey joy, check out that girls dimplycameltoe.

• fluffaluffagus

  this is an elusive type of endangered never-before-seen large snow animal that thrives at higher elevations. your most likely to encounter one of these beasts directly after or during a period of heavy snowfall, as they seem to be more abundant on powder days. potentially dangerous and unpredictable, yet a select few spend countless hours […]