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• Dildo Chief

  one who is such a douche bag that they can be socially demoted to the chief of the d-ld-. one whom is so stupid or ignorant that u can only look at them with disbelief and mumble the first thing that comes to mind “g-d d-mnit steve ur such a f-cking d-ld- chief”.

• soggy pretzel

  crown royal mixed with root beer. its absolutely delicious i was drinking a soggy pretzel, cause i didnt want my ra to find out

• fash5

  an egyptian word that literally means “ripped out”. it is used to describe extreme conditions. it is equivalent to “neek” which literally means f-ck. in this sense one can describe something as “gamed neek” which mean nice as f-ck! el mozza deh gamda fash5= this chick is f-cken hot a7a, shoft deh, 7elwa fash5= oh, […]

• disasterized

  1. to ruin, maim, and/or explode “that girl just disasterized my plans to move in on her boyfriend.” when a room or an area gets really messed up. rachel can’t go out tonight because her mom said she has to clean her room. she has disasterized it.

• shnobaloobe

  a weird person you are a shn-baloobe since you are acting weird.

• Schuchardt

  crashing into a solid object face first. he schuchardted the tree. getting blown away in programming cl-ss, then completely understanding it in the blink of an eye. and is now a mastermind at everything, and is beating life with a stick. mike schuchardted last year in his cs cl-ss. a place… where the wild things […]

• bust a chupe

  v. to perform wet, sloppy oral s-x on a male. joe: “so what are you going to do today laquanda?” laquanda: “i’m-a-gonna bust a chupe in da alley so that i can pay da rent!” 7

• Debt Star

  a picture of the death star photoshopped or captioned to relate the horror of that planet-destroying with the horror of economy-destroying national debt. that’s no stimulus. it’s a sp-ce station. that sell-off came from the debt star! that thing’s inflational!

• n-complete

  the act of finishing all 500 levels in the computer game n. this is worthy of being called pro as well as great adulation from all. dude i finished 89-4, i am now n-complete.

• kludas

  a molecular being of dark skin and great m-ss. this being wears gl-sses and has a unibrow. due to high hydrochloric acid levels concentrated at his penile extension, he goes and talks to everybody he sees. even if he’s unwanted he sticks to any group of people he sees. this monstrosity thinks of himself as […]

• Fat Deck

  a drinking game played with a fat deck of cards. instructions 1)get a fat deck of cards 2)deal 5 cards to everyone starting with the person to your left 3)flip the cards in front of you 4)person to left picks first card 5)players with the card in front of them drink –2 drinks if you […]

• Dh00m

  dh00m is the 1337 spelling of doom hm…the eighth definition of doom seemed to be somewhat accurate. worship dh00m. little susy did not worship dh00m, and she got 0wned.

• Luxury_Magazine

  luxury_magazine is a well known magazine editor on the website stardoll.com. she is a fabulous artist but is very hard to get a hold of. the stardoll world has basically become her life, as she can be found online at any given time (though she typically ignores all attempts at conversation). she doesn’t have many […]

• schlieffen

  to double team someone penetrating the -n-s, and the mouth, or on a women, the v-g-n-. the origin is a plan during world war i in which the germans had to fight war on two fronts, or attack two fronts. my friend and i are going to schlieffen you until our p-n-s’s meet. (verb) “to […]

• slug in a money box

  when your c-ck isn’t up to it and it resembles a slug but you try to stuff it in anyway and the receiving hole is tight. like the opening coin slot on a money box. “hey colin did you get laid last night?” “yeah bruv, me c-ck wasn’t interested though so it was like sticking […]

• sisas

  a slang for ‘yes’ in colombian spanish. similar to the yeah in english, but usually used for people from the lower social cl-ss. decent person: would you like a cup of tea? not decent colombian: sisas parce!! decent person: bye means flower in quechua language look at that pretty sisa. studying induced social awkwardness – […]

• mokilla fireglox

  ghetto way to say mozilla firefox. person a: i’m gonna look up some sketchy websites on mokilla fireglox. person b: okay!

• Poor Romneys

  a pair of flip flops made from old plastic bottles. hobo bob couldn’t afford shoes so grabbed some old plastic soda bottles and made himself a pair of poor romneys.

• morning licks

  this is the act of sneaking up to your partner first thing in the morning when the mouth and togue bacteria are at their worst, if you can get some bad breath in as well then it only compliments it, then, licking your partner from the chin up to their forehead in one foul lick, […]

• Fecal Treacle

  the sticky residue left around the pump hole after a particularly wet fart. i had a really hot curry tonight. i have a feeling my boxer shorts will be covered in fecal treacle tomorrow.

• fpm

  abbreviation for “faps per minute”. indicates your fapping speed. p1: “dude, what’s your fpm?” p2: “over nine thousand!” p1: “whoa that’s a lot. my record is at 88 fpm, and i came buckets that time. anyways, i better find some better fap material i guess.” p2: “you sure should, you sure should…” f-cks per minute […]

• horizontal pinky

  cosplay involving steampunk attire and s-x on a velvet lined pool table, pool cue optional last night got a bit wild, ended up doing the horizontal pinky with a girl from idaho

• shitting in my cornbread

  questioning someone’s seriousness are you sh-tting in my cornbread?

• Saulgasm

  being overexcited over sh-t people don’t give a f-ck about. i just saulgasm over lasagna.

• Horse Wanker

  someone who is an irritating tw-t or idiot, or someone who w-nks horses that ginger dan is a right horse w-nker 1 more definition british origin; created in conjunction with the original term ‘w-nker’. used to describe someone who m-st-rb-t-s stallions, even within job description of one who collects s-m-n from a stallion. other sayings […]

• DaFlyingStud

  likes c-ck in his -rs- and mouth at the same time while penetrating a young male goat. a douche and a half. you are such a f-cking daflyingstud!

• chloé fay

  a girl who f-cks shaun corrigan for a living chloe chloé fay

• Brintton Price

  best teacher ever. but too much hw who’s that cool guy over there? oh that’s brintton price, he’s the man.

• bow tie wearing Arab-talkin’ nigger

  in “ali,” giancarlo esposito, playing c-ssius clay, sr., refers to the nation of islam as a bunch of “bowtie-wearin’, arab-talkin’ n-gg-rs”), as an expression of affection, as a joshing taunt, as a subversive appropriation. c-ssius clay sr.: y-y-you what? well, what’s wrong with our name? my name? we-we made you. ali: ain’t n-body made me. […]

• abstracted fiji

  send via text message. used to confuse potential boyfriends/girlfriends girl: abstracted fiji! guy: what? girl: abstracted fiji guy: im sorry, i dont know what you’re saying girl: i guess i cant like you anymore….

• You’re a gem

  beyond beautiful. beyond loving, caring & sweet. a gem, a diamond of a person. someone to be considered flawless. person1: you’re a gem, you know that? person2: thank you!

• 🍾

  busting a nut, j-zzing i want to 🍾 you tonight

• Aquabib

  a water drinker. jinuoo suh is an aquabib, not an aqua-babe. an asian who is a water drinker. ariella: that asian over there is such an aquabib. activate javascript

• Cressing

  to negate or try to destroy a social media conversation or movement. i was going to tweet about that party, but the bouncer was cressing by saying no cell phones.

• giaming

  hottest, cutest, richest, tallest, funniest, most smart, nice and interesting boy in the world. he rulz at everything and owns u in everything. has been the ruler of the world since 30th august 1990. ddr freak: omg, i’ve been practising for 50 years, and giaming just owned me by getting double the maximum perfects in […]

• rated bg

  when xxx rating isn’t enough. rated bg stands for bronson guidance. 🍆💦 – rated bg

• hoop

  (1) to insert a high note or series of high notes, during a special time in a gospel song – either during a music break or at the end of a leader’s solo/lead in a fast last paced song; using vibrato – usually sang by a mean ole soprano but can be sang by anyone. […]

• Adjective clause

  a relative clause that modifies a noun or pr-noun, as the clause that i told you about in this is the book that i told you about and who saw us in it was she who saw us. historical examples subst-tute (if possible) an adjective clause for each adjective phrase in the sentences you have […]

• chrimbophobia

  the fear of christmas. person 1: oh i hate december, christmas time is so busy at work that it all just gets to be too much. person 2: sounds to me like you’re suffering from chrimbophobia. person 1: spend enough time in my line of work any anyone could become chrimbophobic.

• inserting the seal team

  masturbating into the toilet, perfomed by a man. usually the term is used by marines. wew, just got done inserting the seal team

• butt nooget

  valuable -ss treasure or booty dabloons commonly and only found normally inside of the human r-ct-m. guy 1: woah bro i just sold my b-tt nooget for 3 cents!!!11 guy 2: no wai dood!!!11

• radiatrics

  radiotherapy. cancer patients undergo either chemotherapy or radiatrics after surgery. that branch of radiology that deals with the treatment of radiation sickness and other radiation-related diseases. radiatrics is more relevant in countries that are nuclearly developed.

• Sumiko

  probably the hottest babe ever alive. she is super s-xy. and with her catch phrase “juuuusssstttiiiinnnn!” whats not to love? she is also the owner of the well known sumiko express. she is married to jürgen (aka owner of jürgen’s bar & grill) is a major sargent in the german n-z- army. their two sons […]

• disinvestment

  thats when someone disses your investments your kanye west shirt was a disinvestment

• vegetarian hotplate

  when you place saran wrap over your partner’s face, and deficate on their face. the end result is that they get the sensation of hot scat on their face, without the mess! frank “how’s the wife, bob?” bob “happy.” frank “why’s that?” bob “gave her a good old-fashioned vegetarian hotplate!” when a person puts saran […]

• Lezzin’ Out

  engaging in h-m-s-xual (women) s-x. example 1 guy : -to his friends- d-mn, amanda and sherri must’ve been wasted! they were lezzin’ out right on the dance floor. example 2 girl #1 : hey, why aren’t we lezzin’ out? girl #2: i don’t know. shall we? engaging in h-m-s-xual tendencies that involve two women. jane […]

• DEFUCKINGNIED

  being denied, but with “f-cking” added for extra emphasis. sooooooo… today. i log on to fb and there is a friend request. def-ckingnied

• parmvir

  an extremely intelligent man. he is very athletic. he is the best at everything. everything!! he is the best actor, singer, dancer, and chef. people are amazed by his presence. omg!! look it’s parmvir!! ahhhhhh!! a f-gget dip who cant speak english properly touches his face alot and skips cl-sses evryday!… his mom is a […]

• wahball

  to offer unrealistically less, even in the case of an existing satisfactory price. this tahoe is an outstanding deal and anyone would be crazy to p-ss on it, but i’ll wahball and offer half what they’re asking. a game which usually has 11 players. like dodgeball, except, rather than 1 person throwing a rubber ball […]

• Haole Rot

  haole is a native hawaiian term used to describe white people. when you have a tan and it’s starting to peel, showing “white spots” giving the look of the dark skin “rotting”. this is commenting on the fact that white people don’t have naturally “tanned” skin. that kid has haole rot from getting burned in […]