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• cornflake blast

  a bowel movement that resembles dumping a large portion of cornflake type cereal into the toilet. after drinking all night and eating taco bell, ernie left an enormous cornflake blast in the toilet.

• Kurly Klick

  a kurly klick is a photograph taken slyly and without permission. usually for the purposes of blackmail or to cause grief to the person its taken of. she kurly klicked me. she invited herself to my house, abused my hospitality, took photos without me knowing then spread them over the internet when i said she […]

• Rat ta tat tat

  an onomatopoeia people use to imitate the firing of a semi-automatic of fully-automatic machine gun. las week we blasted on dem haters wit our aks blarin rat ta tat tat. to add emphisis on agreeing to something that sounds really good hot s-xy sl-t- hey you wanna go upstairs and get a bobo? you- well, […]

• mouth ploppers

  small food you can plop in your mouth. and food small enough to eat in one bite. sally had a nice spread of cheese, crackers, and tasty mouth ploppers.

• Ibeth

  one of the lamest names in this d-mn world, like what the f-ck? who names their kid ibeth. it also means “lame” so when you want to insult someone , just say “d-mn you’re so d-mn ibeth!” f-ck, today was ibeth! that girl didn’t want to suck my d-ck, how ibeth of her. d-mn , […]

• MiniDroogie

  a young kid, who has the intelligence or acts like an older person. “that girl rocks! she is a total minidroogie!” “that minidroogie and me share the same interests.” little friend; use of the prefix “mini” to produce an affectionate diminutive from the russian word “drug” (transliteration) or “drook” (phonetic transcription), corresponding to the french […]

• hupman

  someone who loves balsa wood and bandsaws. your such a hupman!

• ninjestic

  derived from the words ninja and majestic, “ninjestic” is an adjective used to describe someone with great skill. if you wish to describe an action, you should use the adverb form: ninjestically. if a friend leaps up a giant rock, you might tell them that they are a ninjestic climber. if the paper a friend […]

• scalelyy

  something you would call a child that is r-t-rded and acts like a crazy animal. “calm the f-ck down scalelyy !”

• free-bunker

  a person that crashes on your couch or somewhere in your dwelling uninvited-usually after a night of heavy partying. i awoke this morning to find judy’s new friend, phil being a free-bunker again at my apartment with stale beer breath.

• wasome

  – its another way of saying awesome. -it started out as a typoe,and it just made its way around. man that kid edgar is so wasome. woah! thats so flickin wasome. better than awesome. usually used when referring to tacky early 90s movies, tv shows, and fashions. (it started out as a typo and then […]

• shit the fuck all

  absolutely nothing. josh: why are you so sad? tina: because if feels like our relationship means sh-t the f-ck all to you

• flushed quadrant

  flushed quadrant is a type of romantic quadrant used by trolls in the webcomic homestuck. the flushed quadrants are built on positive emotion, and include the quadrant matespriteship, which we humans call love. it also includes moiraillegience, which is the term for an incredibly strong platonic relationship for the purpose of keeping each other mentally […]

• Golden Mineshaft

  when you put your p-n-s in a woman’s -ss and urinate. yeah, i gave her the golden mineshaft last night.

• Chill on Fuck

  a convoluted and improved version of everybody chill the f-ck out. it was first mentioned by joe frantz on radio bam. stuey – you d-ck-ss! you stole my last pair of undies! brenty – nah man your gammin! hurley – everybody chill on f-ck!

• fruitcake friday

  a fruitcake friday is when you go out on a friday night and everyone is a simpleton and having odder than usual behaviours. example: ‘hey nath who was that fruitcake?’ “it’s alright joel it’s fruitcake friday!’

• boughuppity

  a step up from boughie that girl in the bmw with her coach purse and matching shoes really looks boughuppity

• Condom Juice

  where a girl or guy guzzles down the leftover sperm after i exploded in the condom, she took the condom and drank some condom juice

• booze ooze

  the terrible diarrhea that one sometimes encounters after a long night of drinking. whether during the night when you’re drunk, or the day after when you’re hung over, you sometimes get the runs of liquidy and stinky poo which can be cl-ssified as booze ooze. yo man last night was so much fun, i got […]

• pink little twittles

  they are anyone’s nipples tom asked me if i played with her pink little twittles while we had s-x.

• green tail

  when you blow weed smoke into a person’s -sshole, and they fart the smoke out. dude, kelsey just blew the biggest green tail i’ve ever seen! green tail refers to an individual who has a mermaid-like appearance, such as some green strands of hair , usually in the summer, or an unusual fishy fragrance surrounding […]

• glass case

  an imaginary store for the the ‘images’ of beautiful/desirable/exotic women. in the manner that a collector would mount specimens of, for example, b-tterflies, iguanas or cats, in a gl-ss case. nator: she’s one for the gl-ss case! me: mate! she’s a shocker. she’s both crispy and wispy.

• lesbon

  a lesbian group of girls. those girls are lesbon 0 0

• a podulke

  the act of inadvertently falling from the stage during a performance marilyn manson, befuddled and outraged performed a podulke from the back of the stage.

• Dreambox

  1) tivo on steroids 2) the only satellite reciever that plays doom 1) why get a tivo? get something else! 2) wtf??!?!?! omg i beat doom on dreambox!!! omfg!!!!pwned!!11 the best looking, tasting and tightest v-g-n- you’ve ever had in your life. on the upper edge of the spectrum like filet mignon, not roast beef. […]

• bob noob

  someone who steals all the sand in roblox treasre hant simulater this bob noob just stole all the sand

• nostralgia

  the recollection (often fondly) of a scent from the past having finished college in hawaii and upon returning home to gary indiana, lisa immediately felt a strong sense of nostralgia amid the smeltered air of her youth when a certain smell evokes a memory i always get nostralgia when i smell candle smoke- it reminds […]

• Bickering Bitches

  when a male-pms-ing thug is trying to sleep after a long night of drinking with a fine -ss girl, his fine -ss friend and a gay boy. the gay boy will then proceed to insert his hippo cups and shake his t-tties in the thug’s face, to the amus-m-nt of the fine -ss girl and […]

• Boy Scout Bureaucracy

  a heirarchy within an organisation which serves only to reward members by awarding token power, perks or responsibility based on attributes such as age or long service, rather than competency. although its name is derived from the award of rank within the boy scouts, the boy scout bureaucracy is prevalent in many (usually amateur) groups […]

• KANINABE

  to f-ck one’s mother’s v-g-n-/c-nt. usually used in a sentence preceeding a chain of other profanities. kaninabe chow chee bye, that guy is such a f-cking b-st-rd.

• boner brownies

  brownies with v–gr- added into the mix. the eater of these sweet treats will get a stiff erection. great for pranking your friends! dude 1: “hey i heard you made your cl-ss b-n-r brownies?” dude 2: “haha yeah all the guys in my cl-ss popped mad bones!” dude 1: “what happened to the girls?” ….

• procrastiface

  using facebook to procrastinate. “i could do this -ssignment, but i’ll probably just continue to procrastiface.”

• Ragho

  similar to the term; “rago” (cool,kl,sik etc.) but used by cooler people. sometimes in reference to those with beards / santa look-a-likes. rohin: ragho! natasha: raghohoho! etc. 🙂

• Suckateer

  one who sucks, hard. real hard. also referred to as a member of the power trio. i cannot believe we are stuck here with one of the suckiest kids we know. he is one of the 3 suckateers, perhaps the leader of the esteemed group.

• vandedrick

  the best thing that ever happened but mot always innocent. trys his hardest to male anybody happy by any means. when he doesnt like somebody he doesnt like them which it is unlikely he wouldnt like you. he loves girls, cuddling, and money. he is very athletic and is much of a perfectionist. he is […]

• Doing a lord lucan

  a person of northern irish parentage who reguarly disapears while at work!! i know i should be in the room but i cannot help myself doing a lord lucan

• Petula Clark

  english singer, actress, and composer whose career has spanned seven decades born on november 15, 1932 in surrey, england. had many hits in the 1960’s, most notably “downtown”, and “i know a place”. released many records throughout her career. been singing since the age of nine. hasn’t done much lately. still appears in concerts occasionally, […]

• Trout Snout

  a smell similar to fish left on the end of your nose after going down on your female partner. “so bob i ate out my wife’s p-ssy last night and now i have a serious case of trout snout.” a man who has a mustache for the sole purpose of going down on a woman, […]

• rubber band

  when a males p-n-s is hard and pushed back and different directions and bounces back to it’s original position you sprang your rubber band in my face ! 21 more definitions 1. an elastic loop of rubber that can be used for various things. 2. (slang) a reference to a rubber band holding together a […]

• stoosh

  stuck up/unfriendly/pretentious “i didn’t want to take the job, because everyone working there was stoosh” or “that club is stoosh the slick substance that is squirted from the nether-regions of a capable female at the height of cl-toral -rg-sm, usually accompanied by speaking in tongues and an apparent possessed rolling back of the eyes and […]

• Too Serious

  too serious is to be exclaimed when somebody takes something out of context,overreacts,does something or acts ridiculously,or reacts more serious than necessary to something that’s occurred.it can also be used whenever something is just completely awkward and “out there”,like a really long name. {background} generated in the south,the slang phrase,”too serious” isn’t well known.the term […]

• Hot Brains

  when a guy c-ms in a girl’s ear. when ella and joe and i had a three some, joe c-med in ella and i’s ear at the same time, and gave us hot brains!!

• meigan

  a music lover, or music addict, either way she’s very into music. very outgoing, loves to be adventurous, and be aware, she is random! you will never be bored around her. and if you get a chance to be with her romantically…never let her go. shes a keeper. your a lucky guy. shes a real […]

• Audaxia

  she is the sweetest person you will ever meet . she is talented, smart, and very beautiful. she is strong, willing, courageous and is often a leader. she is friends with everyone even if they don’t like her. she is one of a kind and as close to perfect as you can get. you would […]

• Atlanta Syndrome

  the complete inability for sports teams from atlanta to translate regular season success into post season success. “hey, did you see the falcons blow it against the giants?” “yeah, can’t blame them though. atlanta syndrome got ’em”

• Difference

  you get that if you put coolness, smartness, beauty, richness and other good things together. ^_^ a: difference rulz, man! b: fo’ shizzle, man!

• sjaan

  a girl who is always late for everything. has no concept of time and will giggle and apologise but in reality doesn’t feel guilty. we don’t know exactly why she has no concept of time or what she does to f-ck -ss around that long. oh my god, she is such a sjaan. you literally […]

• boneymac

  brick head who doesn’t p-ss and bricks the whole game man jim was just a boney max the whole game. that dude was a boneymac because he never p-sses and always shoots dumb shots

• Chimerica

  the concept that china and america together are concurrently leading the world in terms of a financial symbiotic relationship. as the g-20 meet, it cannot be forgotten that the chimerica component represents the largest monetary block.

• SMPOL

  sh-tting my pants out loud i just saw a p-n-s for the first time. smpol. suck my p-n-s oh lover or slashing my pants of laughter bev: i did yo momma last night nick: smpol