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• mook blaster

  a squirt gun filled with liquid sh-t. aww man, i just got squirted with a mook blaster. that’s why i smell so bad. aww d-mn, it smells like cici’s pizza.

• 2dfam

  moral of the story: sh-tposting ftw 2dfam likes moral of the story: sh-tposting ftw

• Holy Balls Batman

  holy b-lls batman. a word generally used when something is completely stupid, idiotic, or just simply crazy. others might also use it with sarcasm. “holy b-lls batman, are you stupid!?” “that was a holy b-lls batman stunt!”

• Ganson

  stoner, fly, gangsta, above average p-n-s, chills with some cool -ss m-th- f-ckas, the word music describes him completely, as s-xy as they come, musical genius, half black, could be athletic, forgetful but its okay cuz hes always high, much more but im lazy man me and ganson were blazed last night

• covfefeflake

  1) a person who thinks that the word ‘covfefe’ was anything other than a tweet sent by trump while either: a) nodding off halfway through and sleep-tweeting out of pure habit, b) steamrolling over phone with his ample b-ttocks, or c) going completely power-crazy and believing he can just make words up and rewrite the […]

• Borgerding

  germanic surname; a variant of borchers. my last name may be pr-nounced phonetically as borgerding.

• Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit

  to come unglued, to meltdown, to panic and not know what to do, to become alarmed and do nothing or do the wrong thing. according to local stories, a gentleman named robert hall tailored suits of dubious quality that came apart at the seams in very short order. synonym phrase: the wheels fell off after […]

• Geremy

  the rarelly spelled version of jeremy. “g”is cooler tho. geremy g. is platt tech football’s allstar !

• the welsh catapult

  noun. a game in which men compete to see who can throw a watermelon from the farthest distance into a female’s v-g-n-. “andy, last night i got 125 feet in the welsh catapult.” “i heard max got 130.”

• fellatio sandstorm

  when you get sand stuck in your foreskin from your day trip to the beach, then when your boyfriend / girlfriend is sucking your cack, the sand blows out with the s-m-n. after a long day of surfing at the sh-r-, tina was lying in the emergency room due to a f-ll-t– sandstorm that scratched […]

• Jackassasaur

  a jack-ss of epic proportions. someone who does something above and beyond normal jack-ssness. did he just cut over in front of us to turn into a parking lot? what a jack-ssasaur!

• Quentin Hill

  the place where everyone goes when it snows. a paradise for “chuckin snawbaws at motors” “you comin up qwu hill”

• craptarts

  a word to release anger, without actully swearing. cr-ptarts! i got an ‘f’ on the test. mom is going to kill me…

• Innovaluadtor

  an individual who adds value to others through innovation steve jobs is an innovaluadtor.

• loonitard

  derogatory term usually used to describe a paranoid left-wing conspiracy theorist. a phonetic compilation of “lunatic” and “r-t-rd.” that loonitard actually believes 9-11 was an inside job!

• opposames

  opposites that are basically the same. ect. a couple who completes eachother. ect. hitler and stalin me and my girlfriend are opposames.

• Evelot

  a beautiful, joyfoul, spirited person. gorgeous big brown eyes and a smile that shines like the sun. she makes people smile and laugh. a true gift from g-d. a wonderful daughter. a new begining; a new life. evelot is a constellation of beauty.

• Pity pork

  the practice of having s-x with someone only because you feel sorry for them; sympathy s-x. john won’t stop whining about how long it’s been since he’s gotten laid…i’m willing to pity pork him myself just to shut him up already.

• skabeen

  seen skeen – another way of saying “seen”, a commonly used word by inner city chavs to say “ok” or “alright”.. example.. person1: “jay is dj’ing at the club tonite, said he’ll see us there” person2: “skabeen” ..

• phugly

  anyone who went to college before 1999 knows that “phugly” and “fugly” refer to one thing and one thing only. in the vernacular – and yes, this is crude slang (but this is web site devoted to ‘urban’ and not necessarily to ‘urbane’ language usage)- the word “phugly/fugly” was coined as a contraction of the […]

• blind box

  packaging of vinyl toy, like dunny, or kid robot. they’re called blind boxes cause you don’t know what you’re getting.

• Stolen bike

  noun. a bike that someone with no job and no money has taken from someone else, claiming it for themselves. usually found being ridden by a hobo, or in the garage of a a marijuana grow-op in a sh-tty one horse town. the fuzz found my motherf-cking stolen bike in the garage of some stupid […]

• maneet tewani

  a term used to describe a gay person. guys at gay bars are real maneet tewani’s.

• fishcrimination

  discriminating against fish…nuff said. ‘this clothing shop supplies clothes for turtles’ ‘what about fish? thats such fishcrimination man’

• mr blades

  some old guy at our school who likes to talk about how we’re all gonna be failures at life his other most notorious act is putting the entire 8th grade in detention mr blades: you’re all gonna be failures in life (nolan proceeds to flip off mr blades)

• go somewhere with that

  if someone is bugging you.. or you just dont want to here what they have to say.. you say “go somewhere with that” chris: omg, did you hear about what happened last night? miles: what happened chris: ashley and kampell did it. miles: go somewhere with that, i dont care.

• Gebronkadonkasaurus

  a fat woman on the beach wearing a bikini that makes you cringe. hey jim the beach is awesome today. yeah bruce, except for all the gebronkadonkasaurus’ blocking my view of the babes. true say bruce, true say.

• bum ferret

  a male who seeks to place his tool in another mans -n-s. can be used synonomously with f-ggot. basically a gay man. my boss is quite the b-m ferret

• chokkie

  australian slang for chocolate. wow! this candy shop is heaven for a chokkie freak like me.

• Mantervention

  an orchestrated attempt by one, or often many, guy friends to get someone to seek professional help with a girlfriend or wife. manterventions have been used to address serious personal problems, including, but not limited to acting like the b-tch in the relationship, relationship infidelity, and not acting manly. all the men decided to have […]

• Wapability

  the rating between 1-10 of how much you want to wap (stick your d-ck in) after fulll body sweep -n-lysis taking face, t-ts and how dirty they look into consideration iwapability rating of 8 i.e cheryl cole wapability rating of 10 ( highest score available)

• FAKB

  for a klondike bar. used in the last 4 letters of wwjdfakb. what would jesus do fakb?

• stretching walls

  the action of s-xual intercourse between two individuals, usually describes s-xual intercourse referring to the male p-n-s as stretching the -n-l or v-g-n-l cavity walls. alex: dayum that’s my boi! alex: so whatcha do last night ? dan: yo i was down d-cking this one b-tch and stretching walls!

• assbut

  from the syndicated fox primetime cartoon “the simpsons”. used by the character jimbo jones in a derogatory fashion at the character mayor quimby. mayor quimby: “i don’t need to listen to you.” jimbo jones: “then prove it, -ssbut!”

• dickpletz

  when your package is wet and you dip your b-lls and c-ck in sugar so the whole things covered then have some s-xy time with the b-tch from the well. man, last night was f-cking insane! i gave that b-tch a d-ckpletz and cut dat p-ssy up.

• cum rage

  -j-c-l-t-ng while bellowing angrily a.k.a. c-morrhage (formal) after beating sam in beer pong amit killed everyone with his c-m rage sam gets c-morrhage when he sees p-n-s

• defrag

  1. to rearrange data on a disk so that it is stored seqentially rather than randomly, thus decreasing total access times. fairly useless on new, fast drives. 2. antonym of frag. ie, to bring someone back to life. 1. dirko: my 486 is running like a bag of sh-t. atticus: defrag the dunga! 2. game […]

• auntie meme

  an auntie meme (or aunt meme for short) is a meme that looks as if it could’ve been shared by your auntie (hence the name). it’s like a dad joke but with more minions person 1: look at this meme that i just found person 2: bro, that’s an auntie meme

• blisterboob

  when you have breast cancer. i have a blisterb–b please help me.

• melanney

  melanney is the name of an amazing beautiful girl who is nice and pretty she makes people wanna hang out with her and she has beautiful eyes that you would want to stare at and her hair is long she had 3 different colors which are black brownish and blond tips if you ever have […]

• stack cheddar

  to make lots of money. hustlin. “get on your grind son. stack cheddar.”

• Craklins

  (krak’lins)1. bits and pieces of batter that fall into the fryers and get fried; also known as batter bits, scratchins, scrumps, scrobblings, gribblings, fishbits, crimps and crispy bits. craklins fish & chips

• psychoballa

  a crazy–ss gangsta that really really really needs to pee but can’t because they are stuck in an ap psychology review session. ellen!!!!!!!!!! stop being such a psychoballa! pee on your own time!

• ramey castle

  that guy who scares the cr-p out of people just because he is walkin woo whats wrong with that guy he’s walkin around like a ramey castle or somthin

• tichula

  your belly is in pain/ cancer laura, your son has tichula. my tichula hurts today

• campbellism

  religion based upon the teachings of 21st century prophet robert campbell rob campbell is the leader of the autonomous rastafarian movement known as campbellism 1 more definition the art of using twenty words where two will do. “it would be most appreciated if you could combine your enjoyment of fornication for pleasurable self gratification with […]

• Fassbender-ready

  to have reached your goal weight in preparation of possibly meeting michael f-ssbender. i lost 10 pounds and i’m now f-ssbender-ready.

• INTAW

  i’m not the average woman this lame tried to run game and i had to let him know that intaw

• ddy

  a famous counter-strike clan known for their explicit winning streaks in cal-i. the team is usually lead by the allstar player, roman, who dropps 30’s every scrim. fan: hey roman can you sign my mousepad? roman: sry i’m cal-i 1 more definition is the acronym for “don’t defeat yourself.” as the expanded notation would imply, […]

• Roflmation

  any variation of “rofl” (rolling on floor laughing), that can be screamed in non-internet, public situations by means of a modifying suffix. see also: roflcopter, roflcakes, roflsaurus, roflmobile, roflopolis… it was rather annoying when she kept screaming roflmations all up in mah grill, so i pimp-slapped her.