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• Happy Hardcre

  happy hardcre is a type of techno. happy hardcre is more up beat && better to dance too. people say that it is a kandi ravers favorite type of music because of the up beat && fast sound it has. the kandi kids danced all night long to happy hardcre music at the rave.

• temperature

  the only word spoken by sean paul that can be understood sean paul: hoomandeweiyeadedchineigtdry temperature keepinuunuhoh listener: wtf? if someone is feeling feverish. they may ask someone to check if he /she has a temperature. by placing a hand on the head to check if the head is hot and feverish and to see if […]

• Storm (Outlawz)

  her real name is donna “storm” hunter, she met tupac during the shooting of a film. after he found out how well she could rap, he asked her to join his group, which later became known as the outlawz. on february 13, 1996, tupac’s double lp, all eyez on me, was released. spasti storm guest […]

• miered

  “to put your allies in the most untenable position possible based upon exceptionally bad decision-making.” widely used in blogs before and following harriet mier’s withdrawal as a nominee for united states supreme court justice. billy had never played football before, but he wanted to start at quarterback. his dad’s buddy was the coach and miered […]

• Caley Pie

  not somethingu eat. a weird girl with extremely curly hair. she has a kick -ss personality. also known as “caley”. caley pie is the embar-ssing nickname given to her by her best friends. i love my caley pie!

• gutimizing

  guitimizing: “goot-ih-my-zing” adj. 1. a s-xual favor 2. s-xual intercourse. comes from the metalcore band a fatal denial’s lyric “guitimize me” circa 2004. actual lyric: “…groomed our minds to…” “dude, i guitmized the hottest chick last night.” “gutimize me.” – adam crepeau, talking in his sleep.

• ostitute

  someone with a colostomy (usually while in prison) who sells his colostomy hole for s-x. that guy who got shot in the stomach wound up with a colostomy and will go to jail to become an ost-tute.

• Buggery Tower

  it is suspected that when the university of bristol plan their redevelopment, they will build a b-gg-ry tower in the centre of the university to compliment the -ss. the b-gg-ry tower will have a unique and striking shape and dominate the bristol skyline. the potential uses of the b-gg-ry tower are currently unknown. i will […]

• Potato Drunk

  when a person is so drunk they become unresponsive to any and all stimuli a: see that girl over there at the bar? she just necked four quad vods b: is she asleep? or dead? a: nah, she’s just potato drunk

• callus:

  1: a person who is very uncaring as to the feelings of others and is also very self absorbabed as is the case with kanye west 2: a thickening of or a hard thickened area on skin or bark 3: a m-ss of exudate and connective tissue that forms around a break in a bone […]

• tossing my stinkers

  colloquialism for dancing, particularly for people with bad foot odor. i was tossing my stinkers tonight; the room smelled so bad it made some people throw up. i haven’t washed’em in weeks.

• AIB

  notorious asian blood gang from southeast san diego. i’m from asian insane boyz blood!! aib aib stands for asian insane boys /or/ asian insane bloods.aib has been active since the 1980’s.the 1990’s was when aib was one of the most feared gangs in southeast san diego.this blood gang has 4 different chapters /or/ generations dated […]

• Belgian Blindfold

  when you sit across a girls face and let your “spuds o’ love” cover her eyes and pop your man-meast in her mouth at the same time. i gave her a belgian blindfold last night. she didn’t even see it coming

• grimeminister

  when a chick is so b-tters you wouldnt touch her with a barge poll. it is also used after a night you would rather forget after you have been with a moist girl also related to grimey aaahhhh shes the grimeminister…. urgh man, look at that grimeminister… look at beth, shes grimeminister…

• blory

  sic, tight, hot, s-xy, gorgeous, good, bad, chill, that’s that sh–. -yo, wahttup dun? you see that chic? yeah she blory! -man, that midterm was blory! -can’t wait to go to the club mayn! blory! -man, you see that fat ugly b-tch?, she blory foreal! -what it do, fam? check out this blory car!

• colorway

  one of many various configurations for the color scheme for shoes. for example, blue/white and black/red/white are two different colorways for one shoe model. the term is not limited to shoes, but that is the most common usage. commonly used in skateboarding. those green/white and black/orange colorways for the és accel’s are pretty wacky.

• SCP 173

  commonly known as the first scp, scp-173 is a euclid cl-ss living statue made of concrete, rebar, and traces of krylon brand spray paint. no, the object does not copy the weeping angels as 173 came out 1 year prior. d-cl-ss: gotta blink -blinks- d-cl-ss2: gotta blink -waits for confirmation- d-cl-ss3: go ahead -d-cl-ss2 blinks- […]

• moronous

  being an act of a moron. doing a girl’s -ssignment simply because you have a crush on her is moronous.

• en pisant

  in the game of chess, en pisant is the action of a pice moving 2 or more squares next to a p-wn. the p-wn “jumps” in front of the piece and the piece is then captured. a p-wn moves two sp-ces forward 2 sp-ces next to a p-wn, the p-wn it moved next to may […]

• Skinny Jean-Leg Hair Syndrome

  when putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up. usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower. sometimes painful skinny jean-leg hair syndrome

• clam dam

  like a “c-ck block”,but when it’s done by a female…. like when a “beaver” (female) builds a “dam” (block) men=c-ck women=clam she just told me all of her best friends worst secrets and how “dirty and sl-tty” she is!! what a “clam dam” move!! when a lady wears jeans on a hot sultry day and […]

• Liquid Ass

  a liquid stink prank product that has a genuine smell of -ss-crack with a hint of road-kill. liquid -ss comes in a small bottle and is applied to objects by squeezing the bottle thereby producing a silent, fine, clear stream of nasty smelling liquid. after i hammered that -sshole’s office with liquid -ss, he spent […]

• auden alsop

  a person that wear a baseball hat 24/7. julian: hey look at that auden alsop. daniel: you think that auden alsop is balding? he never takes off that d-mn hat.

• Minimum wage rage

  ‘minimum wage rage’ refers to the amount of hostility perpetrated by lowly paid, disgruntled employees, seeking to redress the balance at work. they may use various means, overt or covert, to accomplish their goal. tesco employee #1: ‘g-d i hate this cr-ppy job! i work my -ss off and for what? the national ruddy minimum […]

• double fists to chesty

  when the male inserts both of his fists into her v-g-n- and at the same time she sh-ts on his chest. tina and sean just did a double fists to chesty last weekend.

• working on fig

  prost-tuting yourself for mere change. cheapest wh-r-s ever extra cheap after rainy days after exhausting all my funds i was employed by a pimp making easy money while working on fig.

• Jim Horan

  free always and forever “are you busy this weekend?” “no. i’m jim horan.”

• brandicapped

  wearing one brand shoes and another brand socks or other article of clothing that dude with the nike shoes and adidas socks is brandicapped

• Coonass Shower

  a c–n-ss shower is showering with a hose outside. it is not required to be naked, but it is recommended. beth and tiffany had to work in their backyard mine for a day, and they were so dirty they had to take a c–n-ss shower to even enter their house.

• Yding

  it’s a very small city were people are really f-cking boring. it’s in denmark and there’s a horse named flemming and a f-cking horticulture. dude 1: “hey dude! were do you live?” dude 2: “i live in f-cking yding… it’s so boring.”

• Turd Sauce

  the liquid from your b-tt during a cr-p. or maybe used as a description or nick name of a person place or thing. hey guys what the h-ll!! who left t-rd sauce on the toilet seat. or as the nick name, hey t-rd sauce i need you to do me a favor and mop the […]

• fatty acyl

  a person who loves cake. mmmm. cake!… ps. i love stuffed peppers ==( :))-:

• did it like bibbi would

  if you’ve done something so bad that you did it like bibbi 1. pat: you see the sand castle jeff made? steve:yeh he did it like bibbi would 2. phillip: my house got repainted frank: i know i seen it, they did it like bibbi would

• wiki-sesh

  noun: ethan’s act of slappin the salami to the picture of a v-g-n- on wikipedia verb: for a boy named ethan to -j-c-l-t- to the picture of a v-g-n- on wikipedia guy #1: dude, did you here? ethan wiki-seshed 10 times last night. guy #2: that’s messed up bro.

• Squaf

  a threesome with 2 guys and one girl where the guys pull a fast one and begin to have s-x with each other, leaving the girl to watch. yo bro i heard you were in a squaf last night! i heard tucker and luke were going down on a girl then completely pulled a squaf […]

• Trump Steak

  a prepackaged food which, despite poor quality, largely negative reviews, and inflated cost relative to comparable products, remains popular through the force of aggressive branding and the inertia of name-recognition. composed of grease, cheese, starch, despair, and meat and vegetable by-products, these are designed and packaged to be rapidly cooked in a microwave oven. trump […]

• emoddy

  eat me out daddy “what you want me to do baby girl?” “emoddy!” “aight bet”

• 59-Minute Rule

  refers to the practice of letting employees leave work an hour early. the term derives from the military, where supervisors are often not permitted to let their personnel leave early, but are permitted to grant their staff breaks, as long as they are less than 1 hour. on special occasions, a supervisor can work around […]

• Chili Boat

  to proceed to take a sh-t on a womens chest and t-tty f-ck her(chili dog) then to follow up with a large motor boat. dude i chili boated my grandmas best friend in her retirement home, i wish i didnt eat taco bell 4 hours earlier! when a person of the same or opposite s-x […]

• Washy Buddha Guck Fight

  a guck fight taking place between two buddhas. these buddhas are generally washy and enjoy throwing guck. washy buddha guck fights can injure innocent p-sserby and are a public safety violation. don’t go down that alley; it’s a popular spot for washy buddha guck fights.

• LYFA

  learn your f-cking acronyms! pretty self explanatory. pro: ftlog, wtf is a level 60 priest doing using showered pain? n00b: ftlog? pro: lyfa, n00b!

• Isabellah

  a wonderful girl that is best friends with emma! she excels at anything she does, and is the smartest person in the world. a truly beautiful girl. oh my goodness! that beauty isabellah is coming!!!

• sinnan

  a name. usually for people who seem to get used and/or treated wrongly. tries to make things better, ends up making things worse. does their best to make/keep friends. a “great” person. i feel bad for them, he’s so sinnan

• Ohzis

  another way of saying somebody is gay/h-m-s-xual. it is derived from the ohzis family as they were all h-m-s-xual and only adopted in. you’re acting like an ohzis and it is making me uncomfortable, please do not do that.

• Guitar Zero

  someone who sucks at “guitar hero”; bad hand/eye coordination. dude, steve’s a guitar zero, he sucks at it so bad. a person who thinks and acts as if they are good at the game guitar hero, but in reality, they are horrible guitar zero: yo, let’s go to my house and rip it up at […]

• machine code

  one’s & zero’s ( they hide deep inside cpu ) all http lingo writers & c++ dump your machine code edits in hex show vector but service. but = branch on micro test ( micro = u ) engineering when a cpu using machine code “goes but service” finds a vector ( handle for mac […]

• rageifist

  1) a person who believes anger, confrontation and violence is a solution to all problems. 2) the opposite of a pacificist. pacifist, anger, rage, violence, war, confrontation, threaten, hit, punch, strike, kill, destroy, peace, love, unity, p-ssive, president trump, trumper, trump army, trumpism we need a leader who is a pacifist, our guy is a […]

• The Cowgill

  to have s-x with a womans ear, like a fish’s gills. whilst doing so, the male should “moo” like a cow. “john-joe totally used the cowgill on that girl last night” “did he moo?” “yes.”

• schmeaning

  1. the act of being very sketchy towards other people. 2. the act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature. 3. trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you […]

• Kreeb

  shorter definition of koreaboo. a kreeb/koreaboo is one who is obsessed with everything korean in the bad kind of way. these obsessions are usually caused by kpop or kdrama. kreebs like asians and think that all koreans are attractive. they learn korean and want to visit korea. kreeb is like the word weeb. i feel […]