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- compassability
the ability to navigate through unknown or unfamiliar surroundings with no navigational instruments. using his comp-ssability, shelby was able to get us back to the hotel in amsterdam.
- Nordonia-nigger
an extremely annoying black person that acts super duper gay and likes only the fat white chicks. dude look at that nordonia-n-gg-r he is walking with that bbw and is talking in a queer tone.
- filthyfied
anything absolutey covered in dirt. i.e filthy the kids came home from football totally filthyfied.
- poon tang burger
the act of a woman putting a burger in her poon while two men -j-c-l-t- onto the burger acting as condiments, they then eat this burger out of said poon. yo dude, i’m hungry, lets h-t up my b-tch see if she’s down for a poon tang burger.
- Gwaba
-rs- he sat on his gwaba all day’ or ‘when he had his -ssignments to do all the student did was sit on his gwaba spanking p-ss with a whip
- Manopolitan
1 part rum 1 part tequilla cranberry juice lime wedge a drink, that tastes good, but isn’t girl sounding. a man’s version of the cosmopolitan. made for a man, by a man, man. i didn’t want to sound girly and order a cosmopolitan, so i ordered a manopolitan instead
- Rall Tourettes
a form of tourettes syndrome where instead of cussing, you say random h-m-s-xual things. taylor- hey man, whats going on? tyler- nothing, c-ck in my -ss!! taylor- what? tyler- sorry i’ve got a slight case of rall tourettes.
- hepatitis syphillaids
top definition the ultimate std. usually transmitted through intoxicated s-xual acts with the dirtiest girls/guys at a party. brian gave matt hepat-tis syphillaids when -n-ly abusing him.
- fair dinkum deals
fair d-nk-m deals is fair d-nk-m deals i will make you a fair d-nk-m deal e.g if you let me kill you, you can slap me after it is done defined it is fair d-nk-m deals
- Laserium
the laserium is a laser show put to music and shown at a planetarium. they pick a theme like pink floyd’s dark side of the moon and make a laser show around it. you could see a laserium show at the morrison planetarium in san francisco, back in the 70’s dude, did you check out […]
- elysha
elysha means nice, talented and genius. she’s a person with love and care to animals. she is quite a perfectionist but anyways she is good to many people. but do not mess with her because she does not want to be mad. the boy had a crush on the girl named elysha. or someone insulted […]
- Giant Chicken
a godlike giant bird whose absolutely incredible at everything especially sports. his is known to smack b-tches, n-gg-rs and asians into oblivion on a daily bases. also known as gc. giant chicken hit the baseball so hard, j-pan blew up…again.
- Autoscatti
italian for selfie. -posts- instagram post, and captions it #selfiesunday #autoscatti #s-xy
- Chris Browned It
when you beat something and leave. beat is used in two ways. 1.) having s-x with another person. 2.)actually beating someone. ex1.) me: i was doing this chick the other night and i chris browned it and i haven’t talked to her since. ex2.) me: this kid tried to act hard so i chris browned […]
- rumony
a cambodia girl who hates white sl-ts named lauren and shannon oh look it’s rumony all the sl-ts better run!!
- Ådne
a f-cking r-t-rd. stupid guy: “how does equations work” smart guy: “don’t be such an ådne”
- crispy j-j
a ‘spliff’, ‘joint’ or ‘zoot’ with canabbis rolled to perfection. northern variation: a ‘toby special’. ‘mann, that brother just rolled one crispy j-j!’ ‘sh-t me! th-ss a wee toby special!’
- krystal ball
(v, tr.) hampering a political candidate’s chances of winning an election by circulating compromising old photos of the candidate on the internet. the term is especially applicable to s-xually suggestive photos. the term is based on the 2010 congressional campaign of 28-year-old virginia businesswoman krystal ball, who received negative publicity after photos of her sucking […]
- DSMed
when someone fails horribly at the most unexpected time hey dave, how did you do on your science exam today? i dsmed it.
- dick passage
the p-ssage in which a d-ck proceeds. “dorothy i cant take your bullsh-t, stop being such a d-ck p-ssage!”
- Mackerting
mackerting is the art of wearing a shirt one size too small. while more often then not this shirt will be collarless and will feature a v-shaped neck, mackerting is not limited to v-necks. it is possible to mackert in any type of shirt including, but not limited to: t-shirts, polos, b-tton-downs, soccer shirts, basketball […]
- heavenn
heavenn is a girl who does not care what people think. she is self confident and freely speaks her mind. heavenn is a cute and nice girl. everyone needs a heavenn in their life. heavenn is my girlfriend and she is so sweet and pretty.
- CnCFAN1
cncfan1, the much revered leader of the tribunal. a man with a great sense of humor incompanied with his 3 photobucket accounts. although very light tempered if anyone f-cks with him they will find themselves in an early grave. “you sir, cncfan1, are a god!” the most kick -ss user on ign. the original picture […]
- December 1st
a day to celebrate all the hotties being born. people born on this day are fun, out going, s-xy and party rockers! if you know someone on this day you should be considered lucky. bob- “wow that girl is amazing” jared-“yeah and cute” bob-“she must be born on december 1st” jared-“oh for sure”
- backwood crawlers
an off-roading group from the central valley of california. let’s go to jackflats this weekend with the backwood crawlers to test out my 4 wheel drive
- 009 Sound System
almost the best thing ever. but because of being overused with audioswap it’s reputation is very low. many people dislike it except for me. one of the many songs is dreamscape, which is my favorite. many people say it s—s or that it’s g-y. and to those haters… go jump off a cliff… me: oh […]
- Anhial
loud funny girl, the name translated meaning sky or up with an “a” in front. can be b-tchy and loves a good laugh. bubbly and nice to be around. can lighten up anyone’s mood. that girl is so funny she’s such an anhial. i wish i could be a anhial
- select cities
one of the most used terms in commercials for a movie other than “feel good” or “suspense thriller”. select cities refers to sophisticated wannabe movies that only play in ny and la. as if those two cities are nice missionary with jesus: now available in select cities
- vagina cave
if your v-g-n- is a d-ck pushed inside of you, it forms a v-g-n- cave my tampons bounce around my v-g-n- cave how bout you?
- slutzkapeal
when an otherwise ugly girl dresses very sl-ty and makes her appear more attractive. d-mn you see that girl with the short -ss skrit she is ugly but it gives her so much sl-tzkapeal.
- Ya Lite
slang for “ya right” and its much more catchy “dude you got no goodies” ” ya lite i got more than you”
- gunji
another word for weed, usually indian weed. p-ss the buddha, mixed with the gunji slang for anyone of indian or west indies descent. ya know… muslims, hindus, etc… those gunji’s got some n-gg-rized cars… just like them f-ckin’ riceboys.
- broliday
holiday between bros. where bros just hang out and get drunk. michael: yo bro let go to thailand and bro it out. dan: dude lets do it. michael : lets get laid by hot women, and get p-ssed. dan: lets do it, lets do a broliday.
- knifoonorkulove
1)a combination of a knife a spoon a fork spatula and a stove all in one. 2)the ultimate kitchen appliance for only $29.95 get the kniforkunlove jimmybo! agh i have been kinforkunuloved!
- dreamsicle
when a man concentrates on a vivid imagination or ‘daydreams’ about a celebrity or person he knows performing oral s-x on him to the point that he actually -j-c-l-t-s in his pants without any physical stimulation. “roberto was embarr-ssed when he had a dreamsicle at work thinking about bea arthur.” adjective; a hybrid of popsicle […]
- Tug-of-whore
verb pr (tug; ov ; h–r) when two ‘lads’ or ‘bros’ fight over the village sl-t. boy1: “why aren’t dave and john friends anymore?” boy2: “they both fell in love with the same girl and broke out in some viscious tug-of-wh-r-.”
- qwuelified sthunge
a bronze, steel alloy that was melted by the heat of an active volcano inside a t-tanium coffin in the shape of a hexadecagon 600x10x600 cms in size. my phone casing is made out of qwuelified sthunge
- dungover
the act of having a particularly sh-tty hangover. this morning i had a pretty sh-tty hangover…i was dungover. after taking a huge cr-p when you have a headaches, body aches, and are a little irritable. kiddo 1: hey man! dunged over kiddo (dok): hey…. -said miserably- kiddo 1: whats wrong with you dok: i just […]
- food stamp money
money acquired by selling ones or a loved ones food stamps, usually for much less than they are actually worth, usually to purchase drugs, alcohol, or weapons. the dude came by the other day trying to sell me his girlfriends foodstamps. tryin to get that food stamp money.
- Black Spaghetti Mop
black spagghetti is when a black guy has an “upside down” speghetti bowl haircut. yo, i heard bryce has a black spaghetti mop.
- Tainting someone’s essence
a slang term used in wildstar when being carried by other player’s while being an average medic. billy- yo dawg, did you see iiiii tainting someone’s essence. james- yeah, he just sat there and received free rating.
- charle rock
charle rock lost his eye by defending fat joes name, was on terror squad but was liad out his career after the situation that led him of losing his eye f-ck fat joe his a fat f-ck charle rock sould be the next rapper to punch him in the face
- Obamageddon
the time when obama will start ww3, the last of the remaining times before the world collapse from obamacare and obama policies, referring to obama following in the footsteps of bush as a war faring president. when we decide to strike syria it will be the beginning of obamageddon, obamageddon started with the us bombing […]
- jockey butter
the oily, smelly residue that is a result of the acc-mulation of sweat, dirt, and left behind stuff between your -ss cheeks after a long run or other sweaty physical training session. my underwear was full of jockey b-tter after running a half-marathon. i can’t believe it’s not jockey b-tter!
- earthfood
earthfood; anything that makes the earth healthy…. like compost, peelings, apple cores, leaves…its all earthfood!
- caitlin dolan
caitlin is an amzing,caring,s-xy,beautiful,trustworthy person who you can tell anything and will always be there for you. caitlin dolan is an amizing person
- The Buffalo shits
the sh-t you take after eating at buffalo wild wings™ bro #1:bro next time we watch the game how about we go somewhere else. bro #2: why? bro #1: because eating all those wings gave me the buffalo sh-ts
- Ajiba
the word that can be used in any sort of social situation: a) expressing extreme excitement. b) a name to call someone when you are disappointed or upset. the word ajiba doesn’t really have a formalized meaning, but it is used commonly throughout the parkour community. a) jacob: i can’t wait to go parkour tomorrow. […]
- michael petrucci
a fatman who wont play mini golf of football when asked and is good at video games guy:sup michael petrucci wana play mini golf? michael petrucci: no 🙁 guy: come on ill give u a dollar! michael: you cant pay me to go and i dont want to! guy: 🙁 you’ve hurt me deeply
- WUBA special
a two person meal: a large pizza, a chef salad with non-fat dressing for both, a pint of ben and jerry’s ice cream for both, and a diet c-ke. the favorite meal of wubas, consumed multiple times a week. after downing a wuba special in five minutes, i could see her -ss getting bigger.