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• Dust Thruster

  one who thrusts their p-n-s into a woman who is considered elderly. that guy is a total dust thruster; that woman is older than my grandma

• rock pile driver

  the most hardcore r/c rock crawler ever! that rock pile driver killed everyone at today’s comp

• Cherzel

  the word for a good ship. girl: those two are such a cherzel. girl: totally.

• emerald chat

  a website claiming to be the next omegle. the person who started it had good intentions, starting a website that wouldn’t be full of h-rny people, and also having features that some people request. however, there have been rumors about the website leaking information, like emails, to third parties. the website itself is ok, but […]

• Mitdush

  it is used when liam swan and jack davis say poontang , mitdush in german. it means cl-terus in german ” let me lick your mitdush please”

• rape ‘n’ cuddle

  when someone goes out with the intention to rape someone else but upon pulling his trousers down he reveals the most shocking truth…he is flaccid. what to do? simple! rape ‘n’ cuddle rapist: get ready for my c-ck! victim: help!!! rapist: uh-oh… victim: w…hat rapist: i cant get hard, rape ‘n’ cuddle? victim: yeah, ok

• Frem

  it can mean everything and nothing at the same time. it can be used to curse in public, to using it when you cant find the right word to say. eman is a fremming -sshole. or look at those frems bounce!

• floosy

  a free prost-tute your such a floosy a girl who sleeps around. the underdog wh-r-. “danielle is such a floosy” a loose woman; often used as the first in a progression of gradually worsening insults, including crackhead, sl-t, b–tch, wh-r-, c-nt, and others. “floosy!” “crackhead!” “sl-t!” “b–tch!” “wh-r-!” “uhh… c-nt!” “oo, er, you win.” a […]

• Smart head

  a quite alarming head, with its smartness intact in its brain. hey you, you’re a smart head. sh-t! i hope your t-ts are intact. popeye! (n) used to refer to a person possessing great intellectual capacity. often abbreviated x-d:-). opposite of stupidhead. maureen, you’re a smarthead! and you’re hot!

• Kulic

  1.a whooped b-tch 2.a man that no loner has friends due to his girlfriend not letting him see them 3.a man that never leaves his girlfriends side because she does not permit it 4.a man that that is so whipped he never calls his friends anymore what happened to paul, haven’t you heard he is […]

• Nigger Spook

  a combination of the words n-gg- and spook which when put together creates the ultimate racial slurr. you can use it on any person g-d dam n-gg-r spook stole my tractor

• sausage grinder

  a chick with a full grill of braces and who could grind a d-ck down to a stump while doing f-ll-t–. that chick at the front desk is cut but no way i’d sick my p-ck-r in that sausage grinder. 3 more definitions a very agressive and active female s-x partner. particularly one who really […]

• Duelund

  the name duelund is the only name you will never be able to find explanation for. it’s origin is unknown to mankind, and with good reason. a duelund can be compared to a myth, a hero, an unseen glorious time of which reasonableness no longer exists. a duelund is the greatest of great; the best […]

• irshadi

  irshadi is a very handsome gentleman who is very kind and a women who is in a relationship with irshadi is the luckiest woman alive there will not be a single day where if your with irshadi you will be bored when your with him it’s ridiculously fun he’ll make sure you have a great […]

• ground-bait

  when an individual (quite often a man’s significant other) asks for something, but when ridiculed about the preposterous nature of the request, they begin to claim they were joking about it. whereas if you had said you were willing to fulfil the request, they would have happily one through with it. “jamie can i have […]

• Home Grown Asprin

  weed, green, marijuana, gr-ss, reafer, pot, dope, ganja, brocolli, mary jane, mj, purple haze, kush, chronic, super sonic, strawberry cough, candy… “o dude you buy yours?!!!” “ya” “well i have my own home grown asprin”

• tayez

  the term “tayez” is commonly used to describe people who like salt on their toast and eggs on their waffles, or for people who are depressed on the outside… and the inside. wow! that guy is putting salt on his toast! what a tayez!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Eskilstuna

  eskilstuna is a small town near the capital of sweden, it celebrated a 350 year anniversary just a couple of years ago however people have lived in the area far longer. in the 17th century a smithy was put up being an important industry in this town. walloon people moved here to work in the […]

• feetboarding

  performing skateboard like tricks and grinds with nothing but regular (non-soap) shoes. you like that feetboarding? i just landed a backslide grind.

• murderabilia

  someone who collects and/or sells personal belongings, autographs, photos, artwork, etc of convicted killers. my friend steve is a collector of murderabilia.

• mj providers

  clinics; places or people to get weed/marijuana from all the mj providers are closed today! 🙁

• melibate

  married life without s-x my wife and i are melibate.

• Breakfatarian

  one who’s daily diet consists of nothing but breakfast food. a typical meal plan for a breakfatarian could be breakfast: cereal lunch: bagel w/ cream-cheese dinner: pancakes amongst many other variations.

• Fotobounce

  to “rabbit ear” someone while a photo is being taken, without them noticing. tal was taking a picture of nikos, nick snuck up from behind and fotobounced him.

• Aachal

  a hindu chick very cute and lovable kinda short. h-rny as f-ck! always smiling with a big -ss and t-ts. d-mn that’s a hot aachal!

• ghetto mission

  the act of doing sometihing completely random for sh-ts and giggles. and it has to be in the ghettoist place in the city, town and/or villiage. i lit a cat on fire and took a p-ss on it to extuingish the fire, it was me and carson’s ghetto mission.

• Hayley Zugmaier

  a girl in cl-ss that gets tests pushed back by using her s-xuality or exposing her zeplins did u see how hayley zugmaier is dressed today? it must be test day.

• axe handles wide

  when a girls -ss is so wide the only way to measure it is with axe handles that girls -ss has got to be 3 axe handles wide.

• koala relationship

  quick, meaningless relationship; waste of time (relationship); ie. eat bush and leaves. (not to be confused with a one night stand) person 1: i don’t want to have a koala relationship. person 2: i know. i want this to last, too. i want it to be something.

• DCW

  (d)ivine (c)aucasian (w)oman – white woman whos body seem so godly and s-xy they’re described with such a word as divine. adrian: look at that babe katrina! dan: yeah, she’s such a dcw, i’d do her anyday.

• Keystrokes

  in normal circ-mstances, keystrokes is describing the act of typing something using a keyboard. however, on the internet, specifically gelbooru and other hentai picture sites, it’s caught on as a meme-. it’s used by members who are presumably masturbating to said pictures, and since comments can’t be posted with fewer than three to four characters, […]

• Nerd-5

  the “nerd-5” is an uber-secret show of affection between the nerd community which “unofficially” requires said nerds to push their gl-sses up the bridge of the nose while simultaneously snorting, chuckling, and slapping snot-stained hands hands together, thus temporarily straightened the hand from the normal kung-fu grip of their lonely masturbation posture, and celebrating good […]

• Chullin

  to chill (relax or hangout) like a straight up g would. tyrell:(talking on his cell phone): yo main what u be doin? d’andre: n-gg- i be chullin at my crib.

• underly

  meaning “less than something should be”. it’s the opposite of “overly”. it’s one of those words that you know isn’t necessarily proper english, but you still find slipping into your sentences every so often. i am so underly protective, but i know my girl won’t mess around very under. like an underly ripe avacado. i […]

• Wolfbacktitty

  a rude insult that is the equivalent of saying c-nt, f-cker, etc. can be used on anyone who deserves it. ann coulter is the biggest wolfbackt-tty on the face of this earth.

• eViagra

  anything that increases the length of one’s ep-n-s, e.g. flaming, “pwning”, 13375p34k, etc. this noob was so easy to frag, lots of ev–gr- all around!

• jedi chillen

  chillen to the point where you are so chill that you are the illest of the chillest. people who jedi chill usually have no life what so ever dude, he’s been jedi chillen all week. he’s like a vegetable now.

• the great shitscape

  the act of walking into a restroom only to have to spin around and leave immediately due to the stench left behind by the last person. avoid the bathroom on 4. i just had to pull the great sh-tscape from that one.

• cashing beers

  to drink a beer until it is empty. i.e. woooohoooo i’m gonna go cashing beers tonight! or “i have announcement to make, i have just cashed a beer!”

• pocket waitress

  an attractive and promiscuous girl, small enough to fit in one’s pocket. in times of need, she can be removed from the pocket, when she becomes a waitress, by adding a tray, an apr-n, a socially unacceptable temper, and, potentially, a drug habit. “the bar was so busy that i had to borrow my friend’s […]

• wrinting

  writing is the art of jerking a c-ck in a manner that resembles writing and then using the c-m as base for ink. which you then proceed to write with. sheila is wrinting a letter to her husband charles

• Nubulbun

  a newbie, or new person. a person without talent. jeff is such a nubulbun when it comes to soccer. he’s terrible.

• Pewmauser

  1) a smelly reclusive person. 2) a task that is particularly hard to accomplish. 1)the pewmauser lived alone with 47 cats while shaving her back with a rusty tuna can lid. 2) that marathon was a real pewmauser.

• JEREENA

  the most amazing person you will ever meet. someone who has great taste in clothes, dance, and friends. she is a gorgeous girl, pretty, with an fabulous smile. always looking beautiful and her best. always the type of girl anyone can have a good laugh with and make friends easily with. jereena’s always tend to […]

• Lafazanis

  the person that believes that others will believe him if he states that he was late to work because a flying elephant crashed his car. liarlafazanis: “i think you should buy me some of that honey” guy:”and why should i do that?” lafazanis:”because if you do good luck will come upon you”

• moo snuckle

  the male version of a cameltoe. results in the sight of the genitals to everyone around said male. “drew’s moo snuckle is absolutely f-cking disgusting. you can see his b-lls dude.”

• politipedifile

  someone who f-cks over children for political gain. when mitch helped modify a law to make it easier for a campaign donor to dump toxic waste knowing future generations will have to live with and clean it up, he became a politipedifile.

• Desperate goggles

  when a person has been single too long and is in an establishment where there is no attractive persons, they become attracted to everyone, their judgement is clouded by desperation rather than alcohol. similar effects to beer goggles but worst when the desperation has gone on for too long. girl: oh my gosh he is […]

• starchasing

  the act of heading northward or to more remote areas in order to better view stars during stargazing we went starchasing last night and found this perfect little place to see so many stars!

• beaujolais anglais

  wine on the tap from a box in a public bar in the pub you could ask for a gl-ss of beaujolais anglais, some people get amused