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- drool baby
a baby that is very cute and drools, usually upon it’s dads hair when its on his shoulders. usually its parents dress it very cutely and it attracts baby-s-x-predators theres drool baby, dont show bill the child-molestor
- hainus
a cooler way to state that something or rather some event is/was extremely bad. “that was a crazy wipeout.” -“yeah, it was hainus, he tore himself a new -sshole.” or “my girlfriend dragged me out to see britany spears, the whole concert was hainus… but at least there were some hot chicks.” an -n-s that […]
- revson
a total -sshole and f-ck boi that asks every girl in sight for nidrs. hes a totally a revson!
- ayser
a badkid at halo that kid is an ayser. hes soooo bad!
- snapoutofit
a severe yet accurate verbal censure to someone who needs to snap out of a bad habit. man, yesterday omar gave me a snapoutofit, it hurt but he had a point. and he told me it on the side, not in front of everyone so afterwards i didn’t feel real p-ssed at him.
- sukri
a very strict person who loves to play games and eat mcdonald’s. also the tamer of the almighty dragon. he seems to be fire-resistance. he’s a workaholic who don’t like to spend the night drinking because tomorrow is working day, crazy! “conclussion, be a sukri but never theoreticallylogically thinking like sukri” dye seorang yang bibir […]
- emofagtastic
emof-gtastic is when someone is extremely emo and have no life and are excited about being emo and have h-m-s-xual relations with another emo being todd:hey ben whats up ben:not much man i feel horrible todd:why man ben:i dont know i feel like dieing man im so godd-mn emo todd: wow man you emof-gtastic
- Housequake
slang term for a house party. usually attended by under age adults and accompanied with loud thumping music, copious amounts of 16 oz dixie cups, at least 2 independent drinking game factions, and bro:hoe ratio no where below 4:1. housequakes are only officially housequakes in the past tense, as they must be concluded with a […]
- Yadaliz
harry styles future wife
- False Love
1:a love for something that is partial but, not truthful 2:love for image but, not meaning 3:the opposite of true love fred: heyyyyy its fred and i just love judy so much like shes my favorite girll like evahhhhh intelligent viewer:wow this 17 year old has no concept of 6 year olds. they don’t love […]
- Junran
probably the most gayest b-tch in the world, who lives in a cage made by his mum. he is very sad, and thinks he’s good being like junran hey, look at that loser. he just chucked a junran.
- Zeeshan
in urdu, zeeshan means very respectful person. zeeshan khan a muslim male name the name of an amazing person who is truly loyal and great to everyone he knows. he is typically the life of the party and makes any situation better. his smile can brighten up any room any day. if you know a […]
- McBroke
too poor to eat off the mcdonald’s value menu. hey, dude, do you think you could loan me a dollar; i am so mcbroke.
- Rubbing off
it is picking up someone else characteristics from hanging out wiht them. d-mn girl, da beaner you are dating is rubbing off on you, now you are all speaking spanish and sh-t. i am impressed!!! female form of jerking off; masturbation for a woman the b-tch sat down, took out a playgirl, and started rubbing […]
- McGoggles
a cool-nerd. naturally found in the back of the cl-ss yet at the same time making good grades. can be related to the awesome mclovin. what! another a and you were partying all night? you must be a mcgoggles.
- cwac
pr-nounced “qwuack” like a duck. cwac stands for “cowards with a cause”. terrorists are considered cwacs. their cause is to change the way america handles foreign affairs. but they’re big time cowards so instead of meeting with politicians face to face they strap dynamite to their little putt-putt cars and blow things up. dude 1: […]
- Masoleum
masoleum comes from the fantasy game might and magic. it means the home of liches. powerful magicians masoleum came from the fantasy pc game of might and magic. masoleum is the home for vampires ! there lives the vampires ! it’s a masoleum !
- Defaca
an extremely large t-rd left in your friends toilet, or a distant cousin of chewbacca and mufasa “defaca!!!!!!!”
- pimptastical
of or relating to sean l in physical form lester is clearly looking pimptastical at the homecoming dance. he is so pimptastical he is sure that every girl at the dance wants in his pants. gina b. from miami gina’s pimpalicious pimpness will pimpetually defy pimpology into pimpituity; she’s pimptastical! something that is unmeasurablly pimp(to […]
- copocifer
what a drunk person say to the popowheen they are drunk is there a problem copocifer
- TTNF
till the near future, used in screen chat. person1: oh, i have to go now! person2: ttnf! person1: yep!
- moderately homeless
when someone moves from house to house, mooching off of people. they still own a car and a cellphone, they are just too lazy to pay rent; homeless most of the time dude, steve needs a place to stay, you have an extra room, right? yeah, but i’m not letting that moderately homeless riff raff […]
- Eva lame
lacking in originality, over the top attention whorish. ultimate liars also deserve this t-tle. you can however replace lame with any suitable adjective ie: eva pregnant=knocked up out of wedlock eva hairy=needs a serious thread job on the body eva lazy=lives at home until a spinster “i ran into a girl on the street that […]
- nifticious
to be nifty. that shirt is very nifticious, biotch. attacking my spelling because thats the only thing you have on me, other than he spelling, everything else you said proves my point if you care about spelling on the internet that is reason enough to kill yourself the over use of the word “gay” on […]
- (got) the hots for
when someone has a crush on someone but is afraid to blurt it out. person #1: so, who you (got) the hots for? person #2: i dunno
- O-Town Olympics
a game played by drunks from the town of orange, m-ssachusetts. the game conists of drinking a large quant-ty of alcohol and then making yourself throw up by placing your fingers in your mouth. the winner is the first person to throw up. “hey mac won the o-town olympics.”
- salad rider
one who gets there p–pshoot licked continuesly dawson your a salad rider
- make like a tree
and f-ck off hey tom, make like a tree and f-ck off.
- creep squad
a squad of creep spotters who are in fact the biggest creepers youll meet. beware the creep squad. cam: look at those creepers alexis: yeah theyre definetely the biggest creepers ive seen all day. kelly: no way! were the ultimate creepers. cam: yeah were the creep squad. alexis: creep squad throw it up!
- Freezing hot
when you cold on the inside, but hot on the outside do to fever or other illness. the worst part about having the flu is being freezing hot because i can’t make up my mind between the heater or the air conditioner 1 more definition when something is so hot that it tricks your mind […]
- conblock
when you interrupt someone mid-conversation on the most annoying and obstrusive of levels. man, i just got conblocked…
- cantalope halves
a woman’s perfect (booty)or -ss. “d-mn! lookit the cantalope halves on kayla!”
- Boomba ass clat
jamican origin- used -ss cloth. i.e sh-tty toilet paper. p-ss off boomba -ss clat! watchu gon mek me do?
- Beamish
1. wearer of mickey mouse polo shirts, undersized dress shirts, extremely small dress shirts, and shirts so inordinately tight one can still manage to see the imprint of the jovial talking mouse on his chest days later. 2. a name so infamous, that when faced with the statement “i’m in the gh band.” the only […]
- Lanturn
a character from the pokémon series. it is one of the most obscure characters in the series. however, it is my personal favorite pokémon. i loved the lanturn i had on my gold version. i cried when the file was deleted. six+ years later, i still love lanturn.
- bozwell
a slang term for booze used to start a conversation with someone unknown over walkie talkies “come in, come in! we are in desperate need of bozwell here!! can you help us?”
- serenigay
when you meet a serenity but g-yer d-mn serenig-y
- Chested
when a man/woman c-ms on your chest. you’ve been chested on. “girl i can’t believe he chested on you the slang’s past tense for chest. no chested, flat chested, big chested, perky chested.
- movie check
an oversized check in either physical dimensions or proscribed currency valuation. the nomenclature originates from the idea that movie stars typically receive a lump-sum payment for their appearence in motion pictures. also, the large not truly designed to be a negotiable financial instrument, you see them handed out to golf tournament champions or lottery winners, […]
- shit on your coats
a term used in speech when preparing the listener for some bad news. another term for rain on your parade. taken from dane cook’s comedy routine. man, i hate to sh-t on your coats, but i just hit your car.
- remplois
regarding to the members of a certain group feared and loved my all; pretaining to coot,pooter,peanut,dit,oats,jew “godd-mn did you see what they did those guy are remplois”- amazed crowd
- Hottiblr
fail typo by nickblaqk attempting to say horrible. g-d, wtf is this song?! it’s hottiblr!!
- diane the man
my lover, the father/mother of my children look tyler, its’s diane the man!!!!!, your lover.
- heartfelt
deeply or sincerely felt it’s time for heartfelt moment. 20
- caramel bunny
it’s the same as the chocolate bunny, except instead of the typical chocolate coloured n-gg-, it’s a lightskin (caramel) n-gg- girl one: you see that lightskin over there?😻 girl2: yes! i saw him first tho so he’s mine! girl one: i don’t f-cking care who saw him first, he’s my caramel bunny.
- Waseer
waseer is the cast. migrated from india and mostly living in the sahiwal district of pakistan. waseer are also found in the bahwalpur district and jhang and chiniot. they are rich in culture, speak saraiki, and punjabi. asghar is well known waseer of pakistan district bahawalpur, hi, he is the waseer guy.
- DVBA
when you are having intercourse with: d-ck in v-g-n-, b-lls in -ss. at the same time. i had to slow my stroke once i went dvba. i didnt want anything poppin out unexpectedly.
- geilgion
to -ssume ones gender and religion guy: so hey baby, wanna go to church with me? supercalifragilisticexpialidocious: i am a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and my religion is skyrim good sir, now away with you’re geilgion thinking -ss
- ass like a $20 mule
a rancher in the old west wanted to only purchase a mule that had a large muscular hind quarter. twenty dollars was a lot of money so a rancher would only pay that much for a mule that was well built. used to describe a woman with a nice round -ss made for “working”. wow […]
- Sphluck
basically f–k but the parent approved version, so they will have no idea what we are actually saying. works best in situations such as: school, talking to random people, and adults. it leaves them with a sense of confusion whether they have just been insulted or not sphluck it baby sphluck it hard oh sphluck […]
