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• Whitchering

  noun – meaning ‘to whitcher’ (verb): to talk about pointless sh-t for ages and not be listened to. invented by jack whitcher. ‘hey guys, guess what i did last night.’ ‘for f-cks sake jack, what the h-ll are you on about?’ ‘well basically have you ever seen the donkey kong rap? oh, there was this […]

• zooper

  something super or amazing pretaining to the zoo jose: that elephant t-rd is zooper, its the size of a car

• fat kid in science

  that guy who sits there on his phone the whole time while trying to be funny at times look at the fat kid in science tryna be funny like that

• Fayway

  a slow, clumsy individual, who is commonly growing a thick beard. is often compared to the homeless. “hey, you seen that guy over there? looks like a tramp!” “yeah, he’s a fayway.”

• Candy Thang

  a female that is so attractive that u would more than likely taste that thang.now she can’t be just o.k. nor decent, thats a “candy thing”,a “candy thang” is fine ,but doesn’t need to be a red bone but most candy thangs are. dat long-haired thick red bone iz dat “candy thang”

• The Fanny Pack Warrior

  aka epic beard man, a legendary veteran warrior who wears a f-nny pack, has a bad-ss beard and if you p-ss him off, he will falcon punch you into the ground. the man who stood up to tyrone see the epic battle; search “ac transit bus fight. i am a motherf-cker” on youtube. tyrone goes […]

• trans topper

  someone who got a s-x change but only the top half of the body. for example, a female becoming a transtopper male will have no b–bs and facial hair but still a v-g-n-. logan became way more attractive after he became a trans topper

• Hotel California

  hotel california is written by a band called the eagles. there is much agurement of the overall meaning. what i have pulled out of the song is being trapped in fame, for example you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave (meaning you wont be left alone/forgotten). another line in this […]

• two drinker

  noun. a female which begins to look good after a couple of drinks. but you would not touch her if sober. d-mn, brandi didnt seem so hot before i started drinking. but she is looking pretty good now. awwwwwwwww skeet skeet skeet….

• ethizaz

  a g-y kid who takes everyone’s food because he is homeless yo stop that you are acting like ethizaz

• Swiss Miss

  when you “accidentally” miss the v-g-n- and end up in the -ss. “she was really getting into it until i gave her the swiss miss”. the hottest woman on earth. especially with those braids. did you see the swiss miss today, god d-mn! hot chocolate….as in hot black boy mmmm that is some nice swiss […]

• Jamaica Jan Sun Princess

  in season 3, episode 12 of the office, which is t-tled ‘back from vacation,’ michael has an inappropriate photo of his boss, jan levinson. he accidentally sends the photo to darryl and it becomes viral around the office. the name of the jpeg file was, ‘jamaica jan sun princess.’ if your friends name starts with […]

• Fat American Bitch

  1. known for stalling buses when sitting at the back, causing the rear to hit the pavement and spark. 2. a type of sandwich known to be apprx. 1300 calories on its own can you make me a fat american b-tch with no onions?

• splagook

  when there is no pressure behind a man’s -j-c-l-t-. when all the men in the bukkake circle can shoot their load on the girl except for the one guy whose load immediately just falls to the floor. he splagooked.

• Kawa-E-Sawa

  baby talk for “i am the messiah” kawa-e-sawa, now bow to me!!, and tell me how cute i am.

• just put it in the bin

  a failsafe phrase used to avoid filling a difficult request. hey, what about those w-2s? just put it in the bin.

• Gnaar

  a one-eyed mammal bred to serve under mental’s horde. a relatively common enemy in the serious sam series, and rather easy to kill due to its lack of oversized ordnance. “it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye” – sam stone after killing a gnaar. i word that everyone should use to fill […]

• capepower

  the good vibes a spiritcape brings to any scene. miley: this place is banging thomas: capepower, yo the effortless attention you get from girls (or guys) while wearing a spiritcape. jonathan: how is will getting so many girls? thomas: capepower, yo.

• flame wreath

  an ability used by shade of aran in the game world of warcraft. it prevents raid members from moving since any moving during flame wreath will basically result into the raid blowing up. blizzard in their great wisdom has also made it so that as of now the blowing up can be triggered by snakes […]

• tatekulu

  tatekulu is an african word belonging to the owambo meaning big man or adult. this is the formal way of saying it, informal would simply be tate. mom, why is tatekulu not home from work yet?

• crackin flags

  a term derived from lancashire, north west of england. it means the weather is extremely hot (well for british standards anyway) “get out in the sunshine lad! it’s crackin flags out there!”

• bonnafest

  bonnafest is common slang created in boston and it’s north sh-r-. it is a b-st-rdization of two words in italian. it means, good, fine, acceptable, delicious, and other good things. “i ate at the new j-panese place.” “how was it?” “oh man, bonnafest!!!

• Hwoorf

  onomatopoeia for the repeated wretching, rhythmic convulsions of cat hair ball clearing attempts.. “hwoorf, hwoorf, hwoorf, hwoorf”….. abruptly awakened in the nite! bolting out of bed in an attempt to locate and move the wretching animal to a non-carpeted surface.

• Trouser Towel

  the act of wiping wet or damp hands on the bottom of your trouser legs. usually performed in the presence of pathetic hand dryers in publice toilets, so can be used often …. especially around where i live ¬¬ person 1: hey dude, did you use that hand dryer? person 2: no man, it was […]

• Skrillexcellent

  a very good dubstep track wow, did you hear that tune? that’s skrillexcellent!

• inward farting

  the act of holding a fart for so long that it reverts into your stomach. i had dinner with my girlfriends family and i was so g-ssy that i was inward farting.

• Facebook whirlpool

  when a facebook addict gets stuck for hours and hours reading friend’s status updates, posting pics, searching for long lost friends, sending gifts, etc., until he or she loses all perception that the outside world exists. kevin told me that he spent from 9:30 pm to 3:00 am last night stuck in an absolutely deadly […]

• Kwa Town

  a phrase used to describe a situation that’s so awkward it can’t even be described as ‘awk city’ a good way to secretly tell your friend that a situation is awkward without using the word awkward (‘kwa’ is ‘awk’ backwards) when you feel really uncomfortable in a room you can say “kwa town population 1!” […]

• LaShawna

  lashawna is the name used to describe beautiful lady with fair skin, blonde hair, green eyes. she is loving and deeply caring for others. she is a hottie, bootilicious, and a great friend. very sensitive, smarter than others, overall perfect person! wow, look at that lashawna over there!

• arrove

  to arrive; is only included in the patrick skinner edition of the engrish language. he arrove to cl-ss on time. 1 more definition add your own past tense for arrive, generally used only in low-education communities. basis appears to a misapplication of grammar rules (e.g. using a similar past tense form to “drive”) john white […]

• Sad Scale

  ~verb a unit of measurement, which can also be extrapolated to include “happies”. sads are a level which highlight your level of dissappointment/ general unhappiness. generally the scale is on a standard 1 – 5 rating system, where 1 is a low amount of sadness and 5 is the maximum amount of sadness for the […]

• tbmfb

  the baddest mother f-ckin’ b-tch tiff: g-d, lex. you’re such a tbmfb! lex: why thank you.

• bologna bucket

  slang for a girl with a loose p-ssy. like a single piece of ring bologna in a jar that leaves lots of room for movement. i met this girl last night and my d-ck was swimming in her bologna bucket!

• Flaw Whore

  a person who always looks at the flaws at things. can never accept anything good. guy: hey, did you see that super hot chicks picture she just posted? flaw wh-r-: yeah, her nose is looks f-cked.

• smaccident

  to smack an individual or object by accident. first used (albeit unintentionally) in the phrase, “accident, smaccident!” that belittles the claim that something occurred by chance. (jim hits bob) jim: ow! what was that for? bob: i don’t know– it was a smaccident!

• Bolded

  slang for putting something in bold he bolded the words, so he must be serious.

• no-nayer

  a person who never says ‘no’ to any order, proposal, etc.; yes-man. the staff is a no-nayer.

• Glasgow Rangers

  a scottish football team. supported by mainly protestants and have been coined dirty orange b-st-rds (dobs) and huns. they also have a grossly different way of interpreting f.t.p……….. “the huns lost at the weekend” – random person talking about glasgow rangers losing their match “glasgow rangers dropped to 3rd place in the league under hearts” […]

• gnar chick

  the best looking female h-m- sapian on earth used mainly on beaches in florida dude look at that gnar chick over there !!

• dumb cheddar

  to have an extremely large sum of money; to be hood rich jj walked p-ssed the line and straight into the club because everyone knew he had dumb cheddar

• Weinling

  a person who is awesome and is normally a goth. and has a younger brother normally and everyone loves weinlings. and they are kinda evil… dude 1 – man that guy is soo dark and funny dude 2 – that’s a weinling

• Oppertunity Whore

  someone who jumps at or scr-pes into every single oppertunity that comes their way. someone who always goes to social gatherings, irregardless of whether they are friends with the host/people going or if the gathering will be dry as a desert. they will always be there. sam: hey, is sarah going to matt’s party tonight? […]

• cum brace

  this is when you c-m on a girls teeth and it completely covers their teeth without entering their mouth. best applied with a spoon. 1a) can i give you a c-m brace girl? 1b) yea sure, just dont get it in my mouth!

• ain’t give a fuck

  an expression to mean that one does not care, emphasized by the disregard of grammar in the statement itself. observe the honey badger, as he ain’t give a f-ck about nothing.

• CZC

  abbreviation of the very popular polish saying “co za ciul” which generally means “what an -sshole”. usually said in a very sarcastic and degrading tone within a group of friends when having a big laugh of someone who did something extremely stupid. -primo cl-ss jerk in a suit falling off the stairs and wiping a […]

• spray shits

  sh-t that comes out of your -sshole with the same speed and consistency of any aerosol spray. i’ve got some mean spray sh-ts today.

• sugy

  sugy: a term of endearment for a partner artifically sweetened by long exposure and high levels of chocolate intake h-llo sugy, how was your day?

• Xanganite

  a person who spends more time on their xanga site than actually hanging out with real people. blake: dude shayla hasnt hung out with anyone in like 2 weeks all she does is mess around with xanga. leighton: dude i know she’s such a f-ckin xanganite.

• terrence higgins

  the first man to get aids in the uk oh my god you’re practically terrence higgins

• pooter plugger

  -n-l s-x with a man. did you hear what richard did with those two guys? yea, what a pooter plugger