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• Orphan Porridge

  (noun): the act of sp-ce docking (-n-lly) while which the delivering party of the sp-ce dock has a pr-nounced case of diarrhea. “bro, i was totally going to sp-ce dock krystal last night, but it turned out to be orphan porridge.”

• Gaboona

  1. a semi-erect phallus which thereby inhibits comfortable urination. 2. a derogatory term for a person/s, which matches the definition stated in 1. 1. “d-mnit.. i just tried to take a p-ss, but i’ve got a gaboona!!” 2. “you’re a fkn gaboona :/”

• Sirancha

  american mother sauce. combination of ranch and sirracha. originated in toronto circa july 2013. various chefs claim responsibility for the origin of the recipe. excellent when paired with tuna tataki or potato chips. “lets put some sirancha on that hamburger?” “have you seen the sirancha?”

• nyreco

  weird and funny person. the only person who can make someone smile when they’re sad or mad. any girl would be honored to be with him and his perfect eyebrows… nyreco is the only guy i want to be with, he’s the perfect for me

• Strat cat

  a guitarist with a strong preference for fender stratocasters. jimi hendrix, eric clapton, and buddy holly are three of the most famous strat cats in rock and roll history.

• a buck380

  definition. the term derives itself from the early days of american history. a buck was a male deer. 380 is the masonic term for whole or completely whole. so a buck 380 was an entire deer which was very valuable/expensive. the deer was usually sold in parts to get the most value for it. if […]

• lustfest

  intimate time spent by significant others to focus on carnal pleasures with the exclusion of most all other activities. the duration can vary but at a minimum is 24 hours and can extend into 72 hour periods. contact with the “real world” must be virtually eliminated and certain day to day elements of existence (such […]

• Nasal Geyser

  placing the tip of a p-n-s up to the nostril making a flush, airtight fit and upon -j-c-l-t-ng creating a sensation not unlike a sneeze in reverse. i’ve been blowing my nose constantly since greg gave me a nasal geyser.

• Daynuh

  day-nuh. the extremely unpopular and fairly new name, often referred to as the “more masculine dana”. although it has yet to really to become part of popular culture, it carries a great reputation. literally transltes into: “person of great inherit worth.” of english origin. the boy was named daynuh, in an attempt to make him […]

• Fat Old Man

  an inspiration to think about. we walked together with him.he used his crane for stability.the fat old man needed help crossing the street.

• double barreled twinky

  a f-ckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his d-ck on everything. he probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. is known to say suh dude and d-mn daniel because it turns him on. bob: why is that guy measuring his d-ck on that light pole? joe: […]

• Eminemulator

  a (usually) young, white male who dresses like “rapper” eminem, complete with baggy pants and hoodie, as well as an overpriced ball cap. basks in glow of own perceived sense of cool while sadly unaware of how foolish he actually is. i got b-mped in the line at the drugstore by an eminemulator sauntering through […]

• Patresa

  when one screws up because of lack of logic causing harm or danger to themselves or others. omg i just pulled a patresa and got my car stuck in the dirt with no one around for miles. a person who is comp-ssoinate and caring d-mn, look at that patresa, i couldn’t be that nice.

• Jattwood

  a huge n-gg-r that kid is uch a jattwood

• tymber

  adj ; meaning “totally hot and s-xy” d-mn, shes so tymber! a completly weird person who cries alot quit acting like a tymber!

• in for the kill

  partic-p-ting in the endgame of something satisfying or vindictive (originally used by hunters) it sounds as if they were all in for the kill when he lost his phone.

• Memphis Fan

  to give a pants down swaying -ss-wave…while farting as loudly as possible…directly into a womans face! “that b-tch was on her knees scrubbing the floor, so i backed up, said ‘hey honey’, and gave her a memphis fan!”

• perspring

  a non-gender-based term for person or human persprings of the world, unite!

• Briennee

  brienne is another word for crazy. it’s a word to use when describing a party animal, someone who will never stop talking, and someone who knows how to pump up the party when the party has been down for awhile woah baby this is what i call a briennee moment!

• Popehoe

  a word that sounds like popo but actually means a catholic schoolgirl. most likely a sl-t who wears very short skirts. dude 1: dude, i almost got caught by the popo while i was scr-w-ng that popehoe. dude 2: dude!

• Drinky McDumbass

  1. an executive whose success is primarily due to family and/or fraternal connections rather than merit. 2. as above, but specifically referring to george w. bush. turn the channel — i’m tired of listening to drinky mcdumb-ss.

• stoopfruit

  a person who is stupid at that moment and/or is masturbating and/or taking high doeses of heroin. oh my god did you see mr. jones being a stoopfruit?

• Dramatic Sashay Out

  the act of stating for the entire room that you are leaving after being defeated in a discussion group or forum online. cry for attention, basically. jane-bob: “really gone this time. i cannot stomach the men and two women on this page. no longer will expose myself to their rubbish!” jim-bob: “haha! the dramatic sashay […]

• decess

  the opposite of obsess. to relax and/or separate oneself from something important. “man, the popo is on to me. i’m obsessin’ ’bout if they catch me with this sh-t.” “man, decess. they won’t find you. they’s all off eatin’ doughnuts.” “you right, man. hand me another joint.”

• anola

  an angel a goddess amongst women, in her presence you will feel peace and fulfillment. men can’t help but to fall to their knees,women will envy but eventually warm to her comp-ssionate heart. such a beautiful day now that my anola is around.

• clay critchfield

  the type of guy to instantly let his girlfriend turn him into her b-tch and keep a leash on him guy: that guy is so whipped, lol. his friend: yeah, he’s such a clay critchfield

• Reflext

  a text sent as a knee-jerk reaction in response to something, usually negative. usually contains very few but very obscene words. often regretted as soon as it’s sent, and is closely related in concept to drunk dialing. “man, i sent a reflext again. dunno if i’ll be able to talk my way out of this […]

• Executive White Trash

  executive white trash are people who have white collar jobs, seem normal at the office, but then spend the weekend at monster truck rallies, drinking cheap beer and wandering through the woods, shooting at things. “why was frank coming out of wal-mart with a new rifle and four bags of pork rinds on sat-rday? he […]

• geotus

  god-emperor of the united states, a crypto-fascists’ acronym for the 45th president of the united states. fakenews cnn is being very unfair to geotus by reporting everything he says verbatim.

• Vombie

  when somebody is so drunk they just shamble around vomiting. that party was so wild last night i think i turned into a full on vombie! vombie is the literal combination of a vampire and a zombie. eating the flesh of humans to survive while only beingable to come out at night without there skin […]

• A Gary Scaramella

  when you get hit by a car, do a back flip, survive, and laugh about it the next day nick: oh my god he just got hit by a car! josh: it’s ok he’ll pull a gary scaramella

• The Wetback Shit

  the wetback sh-t is the act of taking a sh-t and sneezing. the sneeze propels your sh-t out of your the -n-s at a higher than average rate. as the sh-t licks the surface of the water, it causes a large ammount of water to discharge from inside the bowl into your -n-s thus resulting […]

• bonneritis

  when you have an unwanted bonner that will not go down, even after attempting to free your mind. “d-mn, i have this raging bonner right now, i must have bonneritis”

• Cosmic rippe

  1.stupid newb who spends his life doing the “kamasutra” of runescape. 2.autominer 3. runescape addict wow that guy reminds me of cosmic rippe

• DNTK

  acronym for “don’t need to know” a synonym for fyi used commonly by science students when faced with extraneous lecture information. student 1: yo, do we need to study “regulation of metamorphosis by thyroid hormone (t3)” student 2: naw man, thats dntk! student 1: awesome!

• sneak-dissa

  a tw-t talking sh-t everybody all the time and won’t say it to their faces that -sshole is a sneak-dissa. won’t say nothing to n-body but quick to talk sh-t.

• trump comb

  something to cover up all the mess, poor form and badness but is easy to see through and viewed for the truth it is. trump uses his trump comb to pretend like he has good hair and good values.

• Orophin

  1) noldorin elf, brother of finrod, who was next in line to the throne of nargothrond when finrod was slain by sauron. the weak-willed orophin was usurped by celegorm and curufin, but took power with the aid of beren after his return. he established nargothrond as an un-ssailable hidden realm, but succ-mbed to pressure form […]

• gussit

  the area of a female of which a male pounds his p-n-s. commonly known as a v-g-n-. your mum has a dirty gussit. or, timmy got to lick her gussit. a gussit is a hot female chick who walks past and is most defiently gorgeos and is well equipted in the body area a immediate […]

• yasel

  a yasel is a great friend, beautiful inside and out sometimes she is r-t-rded but funny she may be lost at times but she will find her way back home angelina says “hi yasel how are u and yasel replies “huh”

• bochenczack

  the worst, meanest person you will ever meet and when she tries to be funny its scary. the bochenczack feasts on our fear.

• period saved

  is an event when a girl finally gets her period after having s-x for the past month and is thankful she isn’t pregnant. “i had drunk s-x with joey last night, i’m so afraid i’m pregnant.” “yeah, that happened to me too, but i just got period saved so it’s all good.”

• Left foot volley breakfast

  the art of smacking a football with a sweet connection on your left peg while in the volleying position! also a term recognized by the beastly buzzard and his horde of bizzards when they harvest their honey “jono definitely had his left foot volley breakfast before he smacked that ball into the goal”

• Kriss Kross

  lethal dose of a heroin and cocaine mixture. mac daddy aka chris smith died from a kriss kross he shot up.

• talkin snek

  the conservative explanation for trans people. “biological s-x is complicated? heck no, a talkin snek convinced a woman to eat from a magic tree. that’s why you’re trans.”

• stripzilla

  a very obese woman with the desire or insane urge to take of her clothes in front of young white males whom she found in the park and offerd candy to go to sleep or stripzilla will get you

• dead:beef

  dead:beef, there are three possible defenitions for this phrase; 1) the ipv6 alphabet. (ipv6 being an internet protocal, each ipv6 enabled pc is -ssigned an individual ipv6 addresse to connect to the internet.) 2) demented cow sitting in a field, said to be dead beef as it will soon become a burger. 3) a cow […]

• grudsky

  a derogatory term used to describe a person that is overweight, annoying, and creepy. no, don’t touch me grudsky, i don’t like you.

• pootein

  the nutrition gained from sucking a c-ck after it’s been in your -ss. pootein girl, come suck this d-ck and get you some pootein.

• select six

  1. group of six that is purely selective. 2. the best of the best, cream of the crop. 3. counter-strike 1.6 team: select six. comprised of the most select people to be on the team. you have been chosen to be on the of the select six.