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• Blochkin

  when a person chokes while giving a blumpkin. when a person chokes on p-n-s while giving a bl-w j-b to a person sitting on a toilet taking a sh-t. i gave my girlfriend the funniest blochkin last night. she gagged right as i dropped a t-rd, yessssss!

• outdoorable

  the weather is suitable outdoors for the activity you want to partic-p-te it. sunny for a walk or a swim. snowing for sking. windy for sailing. if it’s the weather you want outside then for you it’s outdoorable. “oh look, it’s outdoorable. bring your coffee and let’s sit in the sun.” “there’s a good wind […]

• cubicell

  taken from cubicle, the small small sp-ce (usually smaller than the average prison cell) in which corporations make their employees dwell for 8 to 12 hours a day. my manager kept walking by my cubicell to make sure i was still at my desk. taken from cubicle, a small grey or beige box smaller than […]

• Suzizzle

  a term coined in text messaging and from the word sizzle, used to describe females that are both too awesome for the word awesome and too hot for the word hot. omg! u r so suzizzle! thx u 4 that! 😉

• Kevin Hernandez

  a mexican boy that crossed the border to become the leader of the truants here in america kevin hernandez will and forever be a truant

• Boxy Vagina

  square shaped v-g-n-. not very tight. commonly found in women that have given birth or in wh-r-s. the wh-r- had a boxy v-g-n-…

• crissypop

  a spectacular bl-wj-b. aka lollipop she gave me the specialty bl-wj-b she calls a crissypop, because no one can do it like she can.

• Invoice

  an offical doc-ment detailing payments made, received or owed. once i bought the lcd monitor ebay emailed me the invoice shortly thereafter. hitlist that n-gg- gonna be on mah invoice if he don got mah paper

• Chidder

  to pretend to be annoyed with your child for the benefit of the parent of another it has just upset, when in reality you think that what just happened was hilarious and totally justified. when i punished simon at the park yesterday i was only chiddering. to pretend to be annoyed with your child for […]

• Joe Fish

  an altered version of the game go fish. the game consists of 2 or more men and a deck of cards. they then shuffle the cards and divide them out evenly. ( note though that for groups of more than 4 men, 2 or more decks may be required). they then shove half of their […]

• Fabius

  1. a middle of no where town that contains more cows than people 2. a town that no one has ever heard of, with the exception of those who have happened upon it by chance or happened to have been born in it 3. a terrible place to reside as there is nothing to do […]

• Malidew

  an alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/3 mountain dew and 2/3 malibu rum. common among douchebags who love to drink it out of gym shaker cups, blare edm and bands like 3oh!3 inside of a canary yellow v6 mustang, with shades on at 7:30 at night, and say they “slay the p-ssy.” also common among underage […]

• Freebay

  when you realise you’re never going to sell any of your sh-t on ebay and you’re reduced to giving it away stewie: set 5 hours aside to sell my barry manilow record collection today, but my internet is down! oh no! brian: dude- you couldn’t even freebay that sh-t peter: i’ve beeen admiring your hairpiece […]

• sizzer

  1. to sizzer: when two females spread their legs and put their v-g-n-s together. 2. a lesbian s-x act. it’s so hot when christyn and tashia start sizzering! what one may call a mildy r-t-rded or severely stupid moron. especially one specifically named gregory sevastianos. wow you are so god d-mn sizzers.

• escate

  dope/cool let’s go to the party! alright escate!

• rajastical

  a word commonly used to define someting weird, uncommon, or awesome in size or shock value. yeah, it was rather rajastical when lauren beat up the best ninja in the world.

• Rod Liddle

  rhyming slang for a ‘piddle’. “hang around, will you, i’m desperate for a rod liddle.” rod liddle is a talented writer whose spectator columns are always a good read, even if one doesn’t always share the man’s views: surely the mark of a good journalist. the venomous entry in this dictionary was clearly written by […]

• diance

  a smart intelligent beautiful young lady whom seems to be mistaken for her kindness some people seem to take her kindness for a weakness but kettle does she/he know she is to strong to let the the weakminded influence her to be weak as well! diance is an strong and independent girl!

• Shimmydicking

  any form of pda that makes others around you uncomfortable caitlin says to couple snuggling in the back of the bus: “stop that shimmyd-cking before we all throw up!”

• Commiecrat

  a critical term used to attack the usa democrat party on the grounds that: 1. it has become like the old soviet union or other former / current communist nations in terms of infringements on private property, freedom of speech, and certain civil liberties (gun ownership and private property taking in particular). 2. it sides […]

• gillio

  a big ol’ black m-th- f-ka that’ll storm into yo house in tha midda of de night wit his big ol’ black dik in his hand. man i woke up to the sound of gillio busin’ into mah room.

• de’noshea

  known as the coolest and hottest girl in school. man, i wish i was just like de’noshea! she is so cool!

• ping pong merrily on high ??? .

  constrained on a long haul economy flight , and forced to endure a non-descript table tennis match , or some other equally dire tripe , on the plane,s,overhead dvd screens , as a form of so called ” entertainment ” whats this f-cking cr-p their showing now ! – ping pong merrily on high ??? […]

• bassjunkie

  one who needs more than an hour 100+ db b-ss served with your regular songs and tracks. “chris, you f-cking b-ssjunkie, all i hear is thump thump thump thump- from your room at all hours. you could at least lower it at 4 am!!”

• postcardigan depression

  when you take off your cardigan then get depressed julie hasn’t left her house since the party. i think she is suffering from postcardigan depression.

• burger titties

  breast that have succ-mbed to the pressure of gravity that hang lower than the average breast making the breast highly more edible, and to be held like a burger. niagra (a.k.a. big mandy a.k.a. splat pack) enjoys licking, slurping, and biting toppings off her burger t-tties such as sauteed onions, cool whip, and of course, […]

• Atms

  atms advanced traffic management system contemporary examples “this is the future of banking,” said sh-lley waite, bank of america’s senior vice president for atms. new bank atms feature human presence cnbc august 4, 2013 just as atms replaced bank clerks, so too new checkout machines will hugely reduce the need for retail clerks. robots undercut […]

• Infant Bear

  aka young cub, a teenage member of the bear community. usually is just beginning to grow his “fur.” i’m 15 so i’m only an infant bear.

• pre-heating the bathroom

  farting as you enter the bathroom to set the tone for the destruction about to unfold. brandon: *washing hands in office restroom* hey bill, how’s it going? oh man, that is pungent! bill: yep, just pre-heating the bathroom buddy. you may want to clear out before the magic happens.

• Droopnoise

  a name describing the music style of dubstep in reference to how it makes one feel when under the influence of marijuana or other smokable high. when high, dubstep can often make one feel like they are droopy sludge due to the heavy drops and slow tempo. (while high) “dude, what is this droopnoise!?” – […]

• Ampulla

  anatomy. a dilated portion of a c-n-l or duct, especially of the semicircular c-n-ls of the ear. zoology, botany. any flask-shaped structure. ecclesiastical. a vessel for the wine and water used at the altar. a vessel for holding consecrated oil. a two-handled bottle having a somewhat globular shape, made of gl-ss or earthenware, used by […]

• Sarvashreshtha

  sarvashreshtha is best amongst all. a good- hearted man with a mild temper. excels in all areas of life and goes about every day with optimism. that dude is a sarvashreshtha!

• twisted trancistor

  an extremely good song by korn, on the alb-m “see you on the other side.” “i was listening to twisted trancistor…amazing song!”

• 0-inch-hero

  the guy with the smallest d-ck tina:i f-cked jim last night and he has a 0-inch-hero. jim:hey,enjoy last night? tina:not with your 0-inch-hero! jim:ha!you mean 5 inch hero. tina:it felt like you put some string in my v-g-n-!

• Fourth Wall

  the thin line that exists between a story and reality. when a character in a story tells the reader in some way that they know that they are a character in a story, that is called ‘breaking the fourth wall’. character 1: the author is a jack-ss who can’t write me properly. crashing noise character […]

• dat nigga swish

  a triple og outta silva spring usally rolls wit only swisher sweets and smokes dat fire hide yo shyt dat n-gg- swish c-mmn thru

• brocephalus

  a trusted bro, that would, if needed, go to battle for you. this is especially applicable when said bro could be considered an outsider or iconoclast. the term is inspired by bucephalus, the trusted steed of alexander the great. he was originally considered an untameable horse but helped alexander carve one of the largest empires […]

• No-can-do’s-ville, baby doll

  it’s a subtle way of saying that you can’t do something in a relationship. like when you don’t have time for a romantic dinner, but only two minutes for s-x. 1: woman: we’re supposed to taste wedding cakes this afternoon, remember? man: ouch! no-can-do’s-ville, baby doll. 2: woman: wow, that was really mean. i think […]

• gus agung

  gusagung is a s-xy lady with two p-n-s. she have 4 big b–bs and black fat -ss. she likes to crot in her pants and crot in toilet. hey gus agung

• Urban Picnic

  as one is sitting in traffic with nothing else to do, sandwhiches and beverages are to be provided just as a picnic might occur in a gr-ssy park. brad and lauren were stuck in traffic, so they decided to have an urban picnic. it was romantic.

• psar*tuginous

  used to describe something of which you possess no functional knowledge (the asterisk in english diction, is a popping sound produced by swiftly removing the tongue from the roof of the mouth.) sar-(pop)-too-gah-nuhs always seeking to impress his cl-ssmates, brandon referred to the new topic in his quantum mechanics course as varied in design and […]

• ghost ship

  when a girl gets uglier and uglier the closer she gets. like pirates of the caribbean. that b-tch was smoking across the bar..but turns out she’s just a ghost ship. just kept getting uglier and uglier the closer she got. while f-cking a girl from behind, spit on her back figuring that her partner has […]

• Epsic

  a combination of the words “sick” and “epic” “holy sh-t that switch cork nine was epsic!” “epsic is the new st–zy”

• thong antlers

  the waistband of a thong,viewed from behind, as it separates in both directions from the fabric strip that lies between the b-ttocks. a thong antler is particularly visible when low-rise jeans or hipsters are worn. dang, look at her red thong antlers!

• fuck george bush

  the hip new phrase all the young people use to exclaim disappointment or anger. this phrase is especially popular when reacting to an unfortunate situtation regardless of its cause. after all, it is, in all liklihood, george w. bush’s fault. coach: sorry mike, you’ve been cut from the team. mike: f-ck george bush! guidance counselor: […]

• Crispo

  norwegian chocolate. also the name of this whiner on efnet. ooh, crispo 10 kr! crispo’s whining again.. 😐

• hefake

  a male fake, poser, wannabe. look at what he’s wearing, such a hefake.

• Chadnostic

  noun definition: voter uncertainty. the feeling that your vote may not count either by fault with the counting of votes through human or mechanical error, or the feeling it’s a lost cause. you have the desire to vote, but uncertain that voting will really matter. the vote may not be counted correctly at all. “did […]

• Hashipso

  slang term for hash/hashish used as a code name to comuncaite freely among public yo man, i could really go for some hashipso right now, bring your bob marley cd and come over!

• razzorback

  this is a really cool new insult, it’s used on people who are too dense to see how wrong they really are. they can be yelled at, critised etc etc and they’d still say they are right. these people are often found in online chatrooms where they constantly flap out stuff that makes no sense […]