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• Bro chill

  bro chilling is when a man sticks his hand down his pants and just kind of parks it there. no rubbing or anything dirty, just chilling out maxing relaxing all cool. girl: it’s so gross, whenever i talk to my boyfriend he is always bro chilling. guy: hey that’s not gross, it’s just bro chilling, […]

• Mockuvation

  to use mockery as a method of motivation. mike’s friends used mockuvation to get him to go to the gym.

• schweenbag

  rubber, condom, prophylactic my sister’s boyfriend left 3 blooted-in schweenbags underneath the rug.

• PvE

  “player versus environment”, a mmorpg term used to talk about combat or quests in which you fight monsters, or other computer controlled npc’s. i’m going to go pve a little to level up.

• queereographer

  a gay male ch-r-ographer. “our queereographer canceled rehearsal tonight. he’s totally doing that sk-nk justin.”

• rainbowdemon

  good friend….sweet guy 1) cool, helpful, good laugh 2) dated taste in music and other culture. thats so rainbowdemon. (that is out of date) thanks, that was very rainbowdemon (thank you for being cool) 1) cool, helpful, good laugh. 2) dated taste is music and other culture.

• notre dame high school

  literally the best school ever. hard core partiers 😉 notre dame girls can get any guy because of how hot and lit they are. usually the seniors are the most lit but they are all pretty hot. all of the saint marys boys want nd girls. and all of the nd girls go for saint […]

• Used Condom

  the female equivalent to a douchebag. that used condom left the party without telling me, i had no way of getting home. 1 more definition a f-cking used condom is a condom that has been up a man/woman’s p-ssy, -ss, mouth whatever the f-ck you with it, and it come’s out all wet and warm […]

• The Shatner

  the facial expression made famous by p-rnstars. in which they show there teeth while sucking in air in an attempt to look hot. o man, this girl was jerking me off yesterday and she did the shatner the shatners, also known as shatner syndrome, is a term used to describe when actors fall from stardom […]

• Jamalian

  a person who is a mix of jamaican or somalian. (doesn’t have to be jamaican. can be any type of black. but must be half somalian. guy sees jamalian at gym. “hey it’s the jamalian!”

• kerplopski

  while making a bowel movement and being splashed by the water due to heavy, large , fecal matter. “holy cow, i think i just used half the roll of toilet paper to clean off my -ss, i hate kerplopskis.

• chonz

  a term used for when a guy is such a douche/ dude bro, no other term can be used to describe him accurately. iterations include but are not limited to chonzbag and/or chonzasaurus rex. that guy is being such a f-cking chonz. 1 more definition a huge fight where someone gets knocked the f-ck out. […]

• south amboy

  south amboy is the best baseball town in america. it is located in central n.j. and is only one square mile. people in this area are generally more concerned about hitting a ball than anything else in the world. in addition to it’s high baseball scores, the area is also known for it’s higher than […]

• RGMBOMWCCDT

  roxanne gets molested by older men with chocolate covered d-ld-s twice guy1: man, rgmbomwccdt guy2: holy sh-t, seriously? guy2: yeah, i filmed it.

• One-lick chick

  the female version of a one-pump chump. when you go down on a girl and she c-ms ridiculously fast. “i went down on my girlfriend for the first time last night and she came in about fifteen seconds.. i would have never guessed she’d be a one-lick chick!

• viewing

  the viewing of a dead body before the funeral. usually only used in utah in place of the word “wake.” we waited in line for hours to go to president hinckley’s viewing before his funeral. a subst-tute s-x act, supposedly popular among utah college students, where the man and woman sit in the same room […]

• bakala

  the tagalog (phillipines) language word for a male h-m-s-xual. it is not really urban. iam ascared of abatman! i thinks he is agay, he is always wondering with the boy robin! i think he is a bakala! person whose face looks like a p-n-s, but has a mangina. joe needed a bambulance because a bakala […]

• Jasslin

  j-sslin is very pretty sometimes short with a very fun weird personality. if you ever meet one you will love hanging out with her. she is gorgeous and fun and ratchet. she is also very funny. j-sslin is my best friend

• tiny hands

  small hands implying another small body part an example of one with tiny hands would be our newly elected president donald trump frank: oh wow! dude! that guy has tiny hands! tom: yeah. you know that means he has another tiny body part. frank: his hands are almost as small as donald trump’s! tom: no […]

• Shaniqua Fingers

  shaniqua fingers are usually given when something is proven, when one believes the other is wrong. besides denial, they can be used in demands and confrontation. the action is open to all races, ethnicities and nationalities. the gesture consists of a few steps: 1. bring left hand up to right side of face, anywhere from […]

• Big Ballin

  having a lot of money. making a substantial amount of cash. hey, you big ballin? because that’s a nice beamer you be driving. dang, i wish i was as big ballin as my friend. he is picking up all the girls with that money. -looks into friends wallet- d-mn n-gg- you be big ballin! b-lls…merle […]

• artist block

  when you can’t do sh-t because your muse is on vacation. it doesn’t matter how hard you try nothing worthy will come out. what you don’t want to get when you are in the middle of a project with a dead line. having no inspiration when need it. i had to turn in that commission […]

• Funkward

  an awkward situation which could be considered: 1) fun 2) funny 1) playing volleyball on a nude beach is funkward. 2) girl: “rick, what were you doing cuddling with ben last night?” rick: “i wasn’t…i don’t think” girl: “oh…funkwardddd”

• D-Lai

  someone who loves the datas. pr-ne to repet-tion and getting the answer he wants to hear. they have been known to drink abnormal amounts of cranberry juice. our new data -n-lyst is a real d-lai.

• pussy raped

  when a an ugly 40 year old dude lures a 16 year old away wit candy and rapes her p-ssy(cl-t(if u dont kno what a cl-t is im gonna cry)) i p-ssy raped someone yesterday

• Pork Stuffing

  s-xual position involing four people, 3 males, 1 female (optional) preferably a midget. it requires one person, preferably the midget, to be suspended by two others from -n-l and oral penetration while the fourth person rotates them (as you would roll a barrel) and -j-c-l-t-s on them. it’s supposed to resemble roasting a pig over […]

• benny collins disease

  a disease composed of random ailments, contracted by using another person’s towel. no susie, don’t use that towel! you’ll get benny collins disease!

• Darkwa

  1. s-xy, hot, total bad-ss 2. everyone wants to be a darkwa 3. sweetest people you know 4. everybodys best friend girl- hey do you know that darkwa kid? girl2- who? tim? he’s amazing!

• Awesomerificaltasticness

  awesomerificaltasticness is the word applied to anything beyond the realm of awesomeness. if it is also not quite terrific or fantastic, (which are part of the word) then it’s awesomerificaltasticness. that movie was awesomerificaltasticness !!

• Kerntastic

  adjective used when someone (esp. someone whose a cheap–ss) saves money or gains money in some manner. cheap–ss: “i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to-” lady: “well, isn’t that just kerntastic…”

• woody shavings

  when your so turned on,and depressed at the same time,that you go b-lls deep in a pencil sharpener my girl just left me think i’mma pull a woody shavings with my pencil sharpener

• violing

  to place a tail between legs. that drunk violed my monkey!

• Drifty

  another word for drifting a vehicle. that s14 does the mean drifties a word which is said when you see a b-m asking you for change “spare some change guys” drifty!!! a word meaning crazy and drunk. the man was a bit drifty last night.

• a murderer

  a handjob given while wearing black leather gloves. my husband sean wanted to be adventurous and asked for a murderer. so i put on my black leather gloves and gave him a handy in a dark broom closet.

• constrictive cacoon

  there aren’t any definitions for constrictive cac–n yet. can you define it?

• Emprophagia

  the act of eating vomit. etymology: emesis+pro+phagia i watched my cat vomit his chickenfeast all over my freshly cleaned carpet. it was no big deal though, because he promptly performed emprophagia on it.

• creamy habaneroist

  a follower of the delicious and enlightened creamy habanero sauce from cafe mexicali in fort collins. these devout pupils pray before every meal, especially if the meal contains this holy sauce. way better than jesus. a creamy habaneroist, inserts “one nation under creamy habanero” into the pledge of allegiance.

• Hot snake in my rubber

  -the process in which a surfer does not wish to get out of the water so he poo poo’s in his wet suit. the waves were too killer bra so i just dropped a hot snake in my rubber

• Diginary

  a visionary who innovates specifically in the digital sp-ce and/or uses digital channels and digital tools in an innovative way to communicate. example: patrick jean, film director, shot a live action sequence of city scenes in present day inspired by video games such as pong and donkey kong from the 80’s and 90’s. he used […]

• whybernate

  1. sleeping for extended periods of time due to feelings of general nihilism, uselessness, or ennui. 2. doing nothing for nothing’s sake. “your job sucks, it’s the middle of winter, you’re single and you have no friends. just whybernate for a few weeks and hope for the best.” “caroline has been whybernating in her room […]

• crapping diamonds

  an individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and r-ct-m are so tight as to create diamonds from feces. a gop strategist named rick wilson tweeted friday, “a little bird tells me that a certain white house staff member whose name rhymes with beeve stannon is cr-pping diamonds over parscale.

• Jankrow

  jankrow is a british term, maybe with jamaican origins referring to a cowardly or h-m-s-xual male. the grime artist klashnekoff often refers to ‘jankow-men’; which has the same connotations as jankrow and ‘jankrow street’ which actually means an urban area. joe: hey look blood, its that martin p-ssyole on balmer street. that boy’s gonna get […]

• NinJoe

  a ninja who has reached his peak ponetial. a ninja who has become so amazingly awsome that ninja isnt a word good enough to define this person that ninjoe is to freaking amazing

• Contimidate

  the body language or forceful pose when someone is trying to control and intimidate you for personal gain. don’t let him contimidate you into a corner.

• the disabled vietnam vet

  when a guy cuts his arm off at the elbow while high on bath salts and uses it to m-st-rb-t- giving the feeling that he is receiving a handjob from someone else. he clenches his disembodied fist with his off-hand for extra grip. for added pleasure, he can cut his big toe off and shove […]

• ROFLDM

  rolling on the floor like draco malfoy. refers to the fan-made production “a very potter musical” in which the character of draco malfoy, played by lauren lopez, often rolls around on the floor for no apparent reason. person 1: what the h-ll is a hufflepuff? person 2: -rofldm-

• Chayis Sir

  the true origin of “chayis” is unknown, though some same it is related to doc fitz’s r-t-rded way of saying “there he is.” according to legend, when a student walked into his cl-ss late, instead of saying “there he is,” doc fitz said something along the lines of “chahh-eez-suhh,” which we interpret as “chayis sir” […]

• Bit of a dag

  new zealand slang nearly obsolete for a bloke with a hardcase sense of humour. what’ya do with that dead rat, mate? shoved it up ted’s m-ffler, trev. you’re a bit of a dag

• pulling a lucia

  when someone tells you they have something important to tell you when all they want is ur attention ps- they don’t have anything to tell you sam: dude, i have something important to tell you taylor: bro, are you pulling a lucia again??

• twitten your twat

  the act of a female rapidly fingering her v-g-n-. also used to make fun of a male friend whose acting like a f-gget. mich-lle was twitten her tw-t the entire time we were watching the notebook. man camron stop being such a f-gget. you need to stop twitten your tw-t d-ckhead.