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• shagz

  i want to f-ck you” s-xual experiment” ‘go to a gurls house and say ”sh-gz” and if she now wat i mean she will teke u on a beautiful riide

• poopy butt cheeks

  it mean when you forget to wipe your b-tt cheeks roman for got to wipe his but cheeks after he went to take a dookey so he had p–py b-tt cheeks

• mizha

  probably one of the most prettiest girls you will ever meet. they have great smiles and a unique personality that everyone gravitates to. at a young age, boys may not seem to notice her but girls do (the girls are jealous). they grow up to be very popular and wholesome. they also have this innocent […]

• Googlable

  a state of being in which a person, place, or thing is found via google. i don’t date men who aren’t googlable. an adjective describing something that can be found on google. jennifer aniston is highly googlable. all m-ss, matter, and facts. anything that you can seach for on the web. everything! toni said to […]

• The Code

  the color code of s-xual innuendos is used to make it easy to communicate any thoughts or happenings of the s-xual or intimate nature. it’s discrete and allows you to explain yourself as explicitly or inexplicitly as you wish. to more specifically define your colors, shading is appropriately -ssigned; lighter implies innocence, and thusly, the […]

• Indy Rock

  a genre of music -ssociated with bands on the independent scene; otherwise, not on major lable. some popular indy lables are sub-pop and saddle-creek. the desaparecidos, cursive, kind of like spitting

• origanal

  you misspelling original thats orig-n-l, i mean, original. buy the domain for your cat vlog

• Grimesbeezler

  a grimy -ss b-tch. a girl you just cant stand to look at. she will most likely give you the “i wanna f-ck” look and will smell like garbage. avoid the grimesbeezler at all cost. if you smash the grimes your d-ck will turn into barack obama and charlie sheen will frown upon you. not […]

• pramming

  to take a leisurely or brisk walk with your baby and pram, often done in small groups. caroline and i are going pramming along the river tomorrow morning, you should come!

• zarkatar

  a zarkatar is a super sick beast known to be a complete savage and roast the sh-t out of anyone being annoying, he is also known to have a giant p-n-s and get all the hot b-tches, and is said to be the dark side of your soul, might i mention, everyone is capable of […]

• ECMO

  ecmo stands for exter-corporeal-membrane-oxygenation. ecmo is a heart lung byp-ss used for people who’s lungs and/or heart are too sick to work. its used as a last resourt, and it allows the heart and/or lungs to rest while it circulated and oxygenated the lungs. it is very common in the nicu or neonatal intensive care […]

• Business Coke

  a diet c-ke that is drank in a corporate environment for the purpose of improving efficiency. business c-kes must be consumed when wearing at least business casual, and in cancer-inducing quant-ties. “got a lot to do today?” “i did, but i just shotgunned four business c-kes. this sh-t is pringles.” “i’m sorry, you’re going to […]

• myspace talk

  when you write as if your a spastic. eg of mysp-ce talk – 0mg guyz!%@$^ totzz cmn+ m@ n3w piictur3z!!!!!!!!!! y3wwwwww illie mysp-ce!!!!!!!!! when you use abbreviated words when you talk to all your friends on mysp-ce. mysp-ce talk ; lol- laugh out loud jk- just kidding lmao- laugh my -ss off rofl- roll on […]

• Lickwang

  the term ”lickw-ng” is commonly used in north american popular culture to define a certain type of individual, mostly tall, lanky and from african descent, whom openly engages in activities of a s-xual connotation, namely the tasting and/or licking of parts of the male anatomy. unrelated to its asiatic counterparts, a lickw-ng can usually be […]

• Oh, my back!

  used when something unpleasant or distasteful is about to happen. person a: “let’s listen to this phil collins cd.” person b: “oh, my back!”

• initialization

  (noun): when you start writing someone’s initials -most commonly your soon-to-be (hopefully) significant other- all over your personal property, and sometimes on others’ personal property. also, can be posted on social networking sites on your status (mysp-ce, facebook, etc.) and make its way into the margin of your tests, quizzes, notes, worksheets, etc. “so, today […]

• omgwtfhtmbbq

  what to say after someone steals your barbecue. example of omgwtfhtmbbq: oh my god, what the f-ck happened to my barbecue?

• twelfth

  ugliest word in the english language. just don’t say twelfth. it’s disgusting. dying while engaging in s-xual intercourse, usually by heart attack. yeah i hit twelfth base last night. the funeral will be held this sat-rday and the cops are still after me. 12 july. a time when prods get very bitter, dertoy ther neighbourhood […]

• autocorrectonese

  when you can correctly translate an auto corrected text message into what the person ment to say with out asking for help. a ” the buyer is open till .” b “the buffet is open until ten.” when you get message a, and somehow know it was supposed to be message b, you speak fluent […]

• Trunkles

  tree trunk ankles. the step up from “cankles.” where some fat f-ck has legs so huge, that the calves sag down over the ankles such that they’re even more hideous than cankles. d-mn, that b-tch has some chunky trunkles. the act of inserting the tip of your p-n-s into another person’s rectal prolapse (aka pink […]

• Anal Concussion

  the act of being f-cked in the -ss too hard that you are given a concussion. during my 6 years of being in prison i got 23 -n-l concussions!

• Meralis

  the kind of woman that when her feet hit the floor in the morning the devil says “oh cr-p, she’s up!”!!!! watch out for her. she’s a meralis. you’ll never keep up!

• Dingleberry Wind Chimes

  collection of fecal particles left behind in the -ss crack hair from insufficient wiping man, i thought it was a six-wiper but apparently it was a seven and now i’m left with a mean case of dingleberry wind chimes

• alphaburp

  to burp the whole alphabet in one go a person that can alphaburp is always popular with the boys.

• pulled a Kloppenburg

  prematurely declaring victory and then suffering a humiliating defeat. the candidate for the wisconsin supreme court really pulled a kloppenburg when she declared victory with a 200 vote lead, but ultimately lost by over 7,300 votes!

• Emdick

  an under the breath or p-ssive aggressive insult to someone who’s being a d-ck while pretending to clear ones throat. “hey lars, you know what i like about you?” lars, “what?” “nothing.” lars, “emd-ck”

• nyqolle

  bad-ss. funny. nyqolle is hilarious! bad-ss. nyqolle is a bad-ss

• faffin

  foolishness, foolish behaviour karl pilkington explained to ricky gervais and steve merchant that travel to foreign lands was a lot o faffin, because you have to get injections just to keep yourself alive during the visit.

• Antihomosexual

  older use: sometimes disparaging. s-xually attracted to members of one’s own s-x: h-m-s-xual students. older use: sometimes disparaging. of or relating to s-xual desire or behavior directed toward members of one’s own s-x: the h-m-s-xual subculture. archaic. of, relating to, or noting the same s-x: pregnant with h-m-s-xual twins. older use: sometimes disparaging. a h-m-s-xual […]

• smelfie

  a selfie you take while p–ping. friend 1: “look at this picture brad sent me.” friend 2: “towel bar to the right, toilet paper to the left, there’s no doubt this was a smelfie.” the act of wafting the smell of one’s own fart to one’s own nose (usually with a cupped hand) in order […]

• Smeagled

  smeagled v. to be cornered and accosted by someone bearing a remarkable resemblance to the character smeagle in the book lord of the rings. while attempting to leave the office stacey was smeagled by her boss maureen. 1. the act of becoming or being extremely intoxicated. i had a long week, all i want is […]

• Dirty Chinaman

  the act of finding a chinese hooker, impressing her with lies of you being a cage fighter in beijing, then taking her up the -ss with sweet and sour sauce and make her talk in cantonese or mandarin. dude, that hooker though i was a cagefighter back in ’94. she was so impressed, she let […]

• Spoonertunity

  the opportunity with a spooning partner to become the big spoon as opposed to the little spoon. when the spoonertunity presented itself, i moved in to be the big spoon.

• bus barn

  bus barn is the street name for a fighting place. the term comes from a school in genoa, nebraska. students from this school gather and fight at a shed known as the ‘bus barn.’ fights were therefore known as “bus barn’s.” also known as the church parking lot and south park. “mike and pk are […]

• Tromfonies

  the trombone section of your school band, typically found at high school football games. or just someone who sucks at trombone in general i hate playing trumpet. i get stuck next to all the tromfonies all the time.

• Ampeostrolinaemoron

  a word used to describe the rare intimacy and comfort felt between a gangster and a nerd when they realise that they have established a true friendship that can never be replaced. they usually end up becoming partners in crime – using the gangster’s stealth and the nerd’s intellect. most commonly used in areas of […]

• Ozzette

  a word to describe a cute young woman (or sheila) from oz, the land down under, whose native language is strine “she’s a right beaut is that ozzette!”

• ex’s syndrome

  when your ex tends to try and correct all of the things they did wrong during the relationship after it’s over. guy 1: “dude, she’s perfect. why did you break up with her?” guy 2: “don’t buy into that.. she just has ex’s syndrome; she wants to get back together, so she’s trying to be […]

• Slerky

  jerking off and going to bed. now that i’ve added slerky to my daily routine, i sleep a lot better.

• ADDerailed

  a situation where a conversation or activity ends up being derailed or taken off track because of a.d.d. can often be derailed severely enough that it will be impossible to remember what was originally being talked about, or what was originally going on. “wait, why are we talking about circus animals? when did this conversation […]

• Honkay

  just one honkay trying to take on the world. he honks all day and he honks all night. he honks in times of sorrow, in times of fright. he’ll honk tomorrow, and he’ll honk tonight. he honks through the corridors, through the swaying saloon doors. he’ll honk in your home, he’ll honk in mine, the […]

• Godwin

  also, g-dwine [god-wi-nuh] /ˈgɒd wɪ nə/ (show ipa). earl of the west saxons, died 1053, english statesman. gail, born 1937, u.s. novelist and short-story writer. mary wollstonecraft [woo l-stuh n-kraft,, -krahft] /ˈwʊl stənˌkræft,, -ˌkrɑft/ (show ipa), 1759–97, english writer. her husband, william, 1756–1836, english political philosopher, novelist, and essayist. a male given name: from an […]

• slippery steven

  when you take a trojan magnum condom and fill it all the way up with lube and then hit someone in the face with it person 1: dude i just saw him get a slippery steven. person 2: aw gross!

• Mastrubatorium

  a room in your home, office or other personal sp-ce devoted solely to the act of mastrubating. what are you doing bro?” “nothing, sitting in the mastrubatorium wacking it.

• jessica payette

  a beautiful beast who has a thing for a ginger named rupert grint. friend: who is that s-xy woman!? other friend: that’s jessica payette. friend: i want a piece of that. other friend: hands off, that’s rupert grint’s.

• MeganBoes

  meganboes. one word. no sp-ces. she is the sweetest, most amazing best friend in the world. she is the physical embodiment of awesomeness. she is a little kid at heart and can only be mature when absolutely necessary. she is also a complete disney-fanatic and is completely ridiculous (in a great way). but most of […]

• Dr. Octogonapus

  dr octogonapus, is the dude in “the lazer collection” that comes out of no where and shoop da whoops everyone. his first appearance was in the lazer collection 1. hes continued to make appearences in the lazer collection 2 im dr. octogonapus!!!11, rahhhh!!!!! -shoopdawhoop- 2 more definitions add your own 1. a parodical version of […]

• the boke

  the feeling of being sick or about to throw up. “that smell is giving me the boke” “ew, your face is giving me the boke” “i can’t look at that wound, it’s giving me the boke”

• nob lobster

  women who uses teeth while performing f-ll-t–. technique number 1,234 in the great book of grizundor (the holiest text in the cult of the p-rn bear). see www.p-rnbear.co.uk. look the state of my bell end. she’s been nipping at it like a mad n-b lobster.

• Marco Pollo

  a gay,ghetto game that kids play. and a old dude. ”hey guys want to play a ghetto called marco pollo game” said john d-ckens ”have you herd about marco polo?”said joey barr