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• Alexandroupolis

  a seaport in w thrace, in ne greece. noun a port in ne greece, in w thrace. pop: 52 720 (2001 est) former name (until the end of world war i) dedéagach

• electric blond

  hair color somewhere between platinum blond and white (aibino lite?) i wanted ‘do’ that electric blond but she was sp-o-o-o-o-ky action!!!!!!!

• The Mercedes-Benz M103

  the most robust, bad–ss inline 6 cylinder engine mercedes-benz has ever built. for a chunk of money can be enhanced to a twin turbo boost monster or a screaming 10,000 rpm rev demon. my 1989 mercedes-benz is powered by the mercedes-benz m103 engine, has 200,000 miles on it and i still think i will die […]

• koongy

  1. a pimple, a cold sore something really gross, usually on the face. 2. something or someone really gross, often used as “koongy-ole” as an insult carley: “omg you got a big koongy on ya lip!” styli: “hahaha, now u can’t kiss me!” or beck: “oops i broke your fave britney spears cd” styli: “aww! […]

• lolfigsl

  “lol, forrealz, i’m getting strange looks.” because sometimes you lol so hard that people shuffle to the furthest position at their table. user a: “…and that’s why i don’t have a car anymore” user b: “lolfigsl. seriously, somebody just shuffled their chair back a bit lol”

• Libyan Airstrike

  awaking an intimate partner from a deep slumber by defecating on him or her from above. i waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a libyan airstrike. when a republican wakes an intimate partner from a deep slumber with a golden shower. i patiently waited for her to be fast […]

• street cats

  a type of gang affiliated with the street; street and city is their home. usually formed to give members a sense of social comfort. the group of friends decided that they were bored with their studies, so they took to the streets and became a gang of street cats.

• car-pany

  car-pany refers to the act of keeping someone company while they are driving and is a combination of the words “car” and “company.” “i’ve been dealing with crazy people at work all day, can you keep me car-pany on the way home?” examples: “i need car-pany” “please give me car-pany” “i’ll keep you car-pany”

• Facepressing

  using facebook to make yourself seem cooler than you actually are in real life as a means to impress. a person may facepress through: -statuses that exist purely for self glorification -comments designed to make he or she seem smart and/or hip/h-rny -pictures of them doing cool activities with friends (possibly staged for maximum coolness) […]

• Argie-Monkey

  this words is a definition created or used by some ignorant pirate/s to pseud-define the citizens of a south-american country they would just love to invade(for the third time) a.something disgusting happened to me last night! b.what was it? a.i was w-nking with a portrait of our loving queen mother when i saw an argie-monkey […]

• pc peasent

  a pc peasant is someone who is trash at all games but still brags about their amazing computer. they are pretty annoying and can go kys for all i care just saying. console players are the best omg what a pc peasent

• Happen Cappen

  literal translation to the words “happening” “captain”, term used to convey s-ssy or sarcastic tone. johnny: i’m not up to anything, my intentions are sincere. lady: sorry aint happen cappen maybe in a different world another life…. timmy: give it to me at 1/2 price t-bone: nah, ain’t happen cappen

• Hackdirt

  a name given to any small, secluded, extremely hidden town or village whose residence are very much jerks to outsiders. this term was taken from the name of a small and secluded village in the middle of the great forrest in ‘the elder scrolls iv: oblivion’. “jeez this place is like hackdirt. how the h-ll’d […]

• Troll Fairy

  the type of girl that is uber graceful, but hopelessly awkward at the same time. more or less, a fairy like figure who portrays characteristics of a troll. “omg. jill. look at molly. she looked super hot until she jumped into the bushes. she is such a troll fairy. smh.”

• little squinchie

  the smallest size ice cream from culver’s. it’s so cute and tiny…and squinchie! please go get me a little squinchie? this is a yummy little squinchie!

• Forever Days Forgotten

  it is a sick -ss epic hardcore band that originated from san diego. formerly known as love is envy, fdf is reputably known in san diego hardcore scene for it’s legendary break downs and melodic choruses. forever days forgotten (fdf) noun: 1.”fdf just destroyed my home stereo with a b-ss boost!” 2.”fdf makes my ear […]

• Duah-Lacking

  a derivative of just kidding or jk, another way of saying that you are just messing around. i’m just duah-lacking with you bro. no, i’m duah-lacking with you.

• triggerbot

  a program used to shoot for u (commonly used on csgo) holy shet he prefired the f-ck outta me triggerbot

• Jovve

  a european-inspired clothing company that sells trendy, modern clothing for the modern man. ‘wow, nice jacket!’ ‘thanks, it’s jovve’ ‘ah, i thought so’ 1 more definition the act of ultimate douchebaggery. he is such a tool, what a jovver.

• normar

  normar is the kind of guy that only thinks of himself. very hateful and will not last in a relationship. normar will be your friend only when he thinks it’s necessary. jerk, mean, and very ungrateful. guys, don’t be a normar.

• rusty parakeet

  when your shrimp of a husband bites off your nose and all you can replace it with is a piece of rusty metal bro you see that girl? yeah? she’s totally got a rusty parakeet.

• Frosty Foster

  when someone cr-ps at the consitency of a wendys frosty and then gives someone a moustache with it. like a dirty sanchez. dude did you just see that chick she just got a frosty foster.

• hapidooya

  also, saying “happy new year” after 3 shots of jager, 4 shots of patron, 2 top shelf margaritas, and a bottle of champagne bartender: “sir, i’m sorry, but you’ve had way too much to drink, and we cannot serve you anything else” drunk: “hapidooya!!!” happy new year when said over a hundred times in 1 […]

• Sugar Worm

  a female dats basically a sack chaser ( a person lookin for some cocaine or weed ) or it could be some nutts! ” i wanna holla at dat female ova there but she a muf-ckin sugar worm , trin to get all in a n-gg-s pocket n sh-t ! “

• pisshand

  1. the act of p-ssing in same toilet with your mate (not at same time) without flushing. then getting another persons belonging that they use wth their hands and swirling it around in the p-ss. then putting the item back without them noticing. when you see them using it next u can tell everyone tht […]

• Knock First

  an emo/pop punk band located in the san fernando valley (southern california). the name derives from when a teenager (most likely male) is masturbating and gets walked in on to be caught in the act; hence knock first. changed their name to down for the count in 2003 due to a conflict with the name […]

• scalene

  lopsided; uncomfortable; off-balance; disappointing i tried to express my feelings, but other people got the wrong impression and i left feeling misunderstood and scalene.

• Mandaide

  when a chic goes out to get a new dude asap..she needs a mandaide..so she wont stress or feel bad bout having problems or getting dumped or some sort of rejected feeling. brea made this word up, its perfect. linda, said brea, what you need girl is a mandaide. you’ll feel better soon as you […]

• King Kong style

  have s-x king kong style by tying your girlfriend’s wrists to the bedposts (or two trees if you are outside). i tied her up king kong style last night and she had three -rg-sms in a row!

• safe space subreddit

  a place where a group of people can gather if they have been subjected to ideas that differ from their ideologies. these safe sp-ces have circle jerks, pointless discussion and a delusional moderator team. presumably, this allows them to recover from the trauma; free from any lasting damage resulting from exposure to ideas that conflict […]

• peaffect

  the word perfect spelled completely incorrect. usually by a complete moron. peaffect, another place for the homeless trash to lay around and shoot up at.

• yeederbop

  yeederbop is another word for saying yes in a positive way. person 1: would you like to go snowboarding this winter? person 2: yeederbop!

• BK’ing it

  (otherwise known as “burger king-ing it”) after a night out when you and your friends are looking over pictures taken at the club, party, dinner, and you happen to find the same (random) person in the background in each and every photo- whether it be unintentional or not. may include standing and staring in your […]

• flamatory

  a person that is extremely gay. stay away from a person that is flamatory. if in fact you do come near a flamatory person, do not drop your keys on the ground. synonym: flammable dude, shamond is so flamatory that he rapes cows

• Michael Westen

  the main character of the t.v. show burn notice, michael is the only man other than leroy jethro gibbs (and possibly bruce lee) that is stronger than chuck norris. michael is the ultimate spy, and is what you get when you fuse jason bourne, james bond, and macgyver. michael is literally unkillable, as nothing can […]

• Black Girl Weave Tap

  black girls can’t scratch their weave cause it would mess up their tracks. so they have to tap it. this is a black girl weave tap. bgwt. you see that alapesha at the back of the bus, she just did a black girl weave tap, her weave must be itchy man

• Samarai

  dude, bro, chief, big guy, fella. use in place of chief when addressing a friend, or bartender. not to be used as a derog, or put down. what’s up samarai, you see the game last night? hey there samarai where did you and that little shorty disappear to last night?

• qing hui

  qing hui is a name and writing a meaning will offend them. hi qing hui, how are you today?

• emmett till

  a thicc boi who dead emmett till was murdered while trying to sleep

• jake polansky

  a short ukrainian kid that is loved very much by anyone i really love jake polansky

• Droid Brothers

  two guys who both have an cell phone that uses the android operating system. he got the verizon droid and i got a sprint hero….we’re now droid brothers

• Bile ducts

  a large duct that transports bile from the liver to the duodenum, having in humans and many other vertebrates a side branch to a gallbladder for bile storage. historical examples the lani people j. f. bone encyclopaedia britannica, 11th edition, volume 6, slice 5 various bile duct any of the p-ssages that carry bile from […]

• carning

  the act of giving your poker chips away via playing poor hands and using bad judgement. this usually happens after you score a big pot and are in decent chip position during a tournament. greg den haese is carning his chips again.

• angry mayonnaise

  when a black guy tries to act white my black friend is always angry mayonnaise

• robin’s nest

  what the p-ck-r of a fat man looks like. from a distance,it appears as a blue egg in a nest of p-b-s. i hate swimming at the ymca. seeing all those old fat b-st-rds in the locker room with their robin’s nest is disgusting.

• chatter cock

  a male who can talk the talk on online dating sites but not follow through with an actual meeting, let alone physical contact. after 4 months of explicit chats with the chatter c-ck on both a dating site and private email, i finally realized we would never meet.

• shady business

  1. events considered to be shady. 2. business conducted in a shady area (under a tree, behind a tall building). 1. he sold you 1.5 for thirty? that’s some shady business! 2. gee, it’s hot out. i hope that this transaction is some shady business.

• Atomic Bomberman

  a now outdated bomberman game, excl for ibm computers using windows. it is somewhat lame. had speech that mimicked many lines in movies and tv(such as”smokin” and the mask’s line of “sombody stop me”). one thing that i did not like about atomic bomberman was there was only multiplayer mode and in this case had […]

• sheepiroth

  a name simply combining “sheep” and “sephiroth”, can be interpreted as “one that follows sephiroth”. “some fgt -ss-rammer flamed sheepiroth, and now hes going to pay dearly.” a kid’s internet handle. sheep is awsome :d a small child that has an extreme fetish to farm animals. oh yeaaaah! baaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

• dip donkle

  dip donkling is when you dip your donkle (p-n-s) in cheese and then proceed to do oral. i just dip donkled jeremy and i got cheese in my hair. 🙁