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• Gamer Disorder

  a problem or pain caused by extensive game playing. gamer palm is a gamer disorder that happens to computer gamers. gamer thumb is a gamer disorder that happens at the thumb.

• runway dare

  when a person sneaks onto a runway at an airport & lays down so the plane will go over them at a very close range. i’ve always wanted to do a runway dare; it would give so much adrenaline!

• Scarish

  slang term meaning sort of or kind of scared thats scarish… who’s next in line??

• Telefrustration

  when trying to pick up a piece of string or fluff using the vacuum cleaner, the persistent movement backwards and forwards over the offender, becoming more and more vigorous. usually ends up not being sucked up by the vacuum cleaner and results in frustrating the individual. this bit of fluff on carpet really causes me […]

• proplifting

  the act of taking leaves or pedals fallen from succulent plants one doesn’t own, typically without permission, for the purpose of succulent plant propagation (creating new plants.) proplift is a play on the word shoplift, and is used similarly as both a noun and a verb: proplift (plural “proplifts”) proplifted (past-tense) proplifting (noun, plural “propliftings”; […]

• Purple Slushies

  a kick -ss gang. they destroy the blips into tiny little pieces every. single. day. d-mn son, those purple slushies kick -ss. recognize. 1 more definition a kick-ss gang from the suburbs of northern cali. we can be found on the streets, at car shows, or in front of the local tattoo parlors. we’re quickly […]

• beastality

  what happens when idiots try to spell “b-st–lity”. yeah. when a human engages in an act of s-x with an animal, usually a dog or some form of horse the dirty sl-t was willing to try anything even beastality when she took a horses large c-ck and shoved it into her tight dirty -n-s is […]

• Appleptic

  portmanteau of “apple” and “epileptic.” adj. describing someone who is absolutely obsessed with apple products. guy 1: “dude, iphone os 4 looks awesome! it has mult-tasking and app folders!” guy 2: “stop being such an appleptic man, android and palm have had that for ages.”

• kawaiola

  s-xy, charming little bit of a trouble maker. he makes friends easily. if he doesn’t like you he won’t like to hang around you. girl : aye did you see kawaiola

• Pre-race Dump

  the act of having a substantially alleviating and motivational bowel movement before any type of race. the pre-race dump (prd for short) is an essential part of any smart racer’s routine. “there is absolutely no way that i will lost this race after that prd” “water? check. shoes? check. pre-race dump? check! i’m ready.”

• ebrclutch

  the act of having intercourse with a cat you wanna ebrclutch my cat

• birchenough

  the name birchenough means s-xy, they are full of love and empathy. they will make your life more than worth living. that guy is definitely a birchenough

• Ketamised

  to describe someone who is under the influence of the dissociative anesthetic ketamine “what’s up with the sp-ced out feaky guy in the corner?” “don’t worry about him man, he’s ketamised”

• Honkydacious

  ridiculously, impressively, and prodigiously in the form of a honkey. honkey also referring to an ignorant person. honkydacious can be used as a subst-tute for the word awesome or bodacious also, see honkydaciousness “hey guy, that dude over there is being quite honkydacious”

• Baroja

  pío [pee-aw] /ˈpi ɔ/ (show ipa), 1872–1956, spanish novelist. pío [pee-oh;; spanish pee-aw] /ˈpi oʊ;; spanish ˈpi ɔ/ (show ipa), 1872–1956, spanish novelist. historical examples one often thinks of gorki in reading baroja, mainly because of the contrast. rosinante to the road again john dos p-ssos i don’t want to imply that baroja writes with […]

• I’d rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

  to be judged by 12 is to go to court and to be judged by a 12 man jury, which all court trials have. to be carried by 6 is to be dead. it is common for 6 people to carry a coffin (3 on each side) to and from the he-rs-. in total the […]

• green shell

  something that is meant to hurt others but usually just f-cks over someone innocent. derived from the popular game mario cart blake, drop your sack and stop shooting those f-cking green sh-lls. you’re tripping.

• jewpew

  jewpew is an informal question meaning “game plan”, “whats up”, “what are you doing?” it is sometimes used as an informal, casual greeting in itself. person 1: jewpew person 2: spark up, post up, drink up person 1: ohhh shiit person 2: yea, jewpew? person 1: post up at the cave, possibly cop some brew […]

• Zamaria

  a major hoe who is usually getting exposed && is blind. they are really ugly people who talk too much cr-p. zamaria got caught in the closet again.

• Alluded

  to refer casually or indirectly; make an (usually followed by to): he often alluded to his poverty. to contain a casual or indirect reference (usually followed by to): the letter alludes to something now forgotten. contemporary examples but last month, mousavi alluded to them, suggesting that his cabinet was kept in the dark. mysterious letter […]

• NAWsinger

  someone who sings for more nawz, a priest of the nawz!!!!! i, the local nawsinger, sing all day for my nawz

• Embrace Rock

  the large boulder that fell in episode 6, series 4 from the bbc television show ‘merlin’. this rock ‘allowed merlin and arthur to embrace’. it was dubbed the embrace rock to symbolize the importance of arthur getting down from his horse and embracing merlin. arthur finally hugged merlin after all these years. it was a […]

• hawashee

  hawashee is a word that means you are a person with a big d-ck my boyfriend tyler is a hawashee

• GW Liberalism

  a form of liberalism commonly found on college campuses, such at the george washington university, whereby even the slightest questioning of leftism or straying towards the right is treated with disgust. those practicing gw liberalism seem to believe the only possible reasons for not being a bleeding-heart, no-questions-asked liberal are hatefulness/intolerance, ignorance/stupidity, selfish motives, or […]

• Axbt

  axbt airborne expendable bathythermograph

• twoofer

  1. derogatory term for those on the outer edges of the 9/11 truth movement. 2. derogatory term for any conspiracy theorist or political extremist who regularly uses the phrase ‘speaking truth to power’ the twoofer said i was following the sheeple for not believing 9/11 was done with holograms, and that he was speaking truth […]

• childcare

  a woman (or man, rare) who sits around all day dealing with snotty annoying children feeding them kraftdinner because its cheap childcare sucks

• McCluckin

  alright, so you go to mcdonald’s and you take a look at the dollar menu, order a double cheeseburger and a mcchicken. after receiving your order, take the double cheeseburger and split it in half, then put the whole mcchicken in the middle and re-ssemble. you are now ready to enjoy a mccluckin. “yo johnathan, […]

• timmy joo

  also known as tiny tim hows it hangin timmy joo tiny tim the crazy asian guy who sits next to me in 3 cl-sses! his name is timmy joo.

• MGDC

  a group of up coming bad -ss motherf-cking demolition derby drivers. who like to strip em, party, build em, party, wreck em, and party. originally founded in perryton tx by 4 bad -ss motherf-ckers who like to party and finger bang snooky. in order to be in mgdc you must be a bad -ss, be […]

• bobby 2 pistolz

  a very nice white kid who is often saying n-gg-r he loves whites and just whites and he made a lit song called f-ck all n-gg-rs ” i love bobby 2 pistolz song f-ck all n-gg-rs”

• DAGRON

  strong mad’s misspelling of “dragon” in one of the cl-ssic sb_emails. he comes in the niiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggghhhhhhhhh 2 more definitions add your own 1.an etched version of “dragon” strong mad writes from sbemail trogdor when he checks hw the other “students” are doing 2. www.dagron.com should explain it strong mad…. you just keep doing your thing […]

• schoonover

  when a hockey goalie plays the puck either off a teammate or to a member of the opposing team resulting in a goal. that goalie pulled a schoonover

• iSarcasm

  its a derivitive of apples i{insert capitalized noun here} line. it is when somone uses sarcasm over the internet, usually with it so obvious that italics is unneeded. most people are able to figure it out without being told, though there are the select few who cant. kate: d-mn internet preston: yea, f-ck it, i […]

• taking a hyper

  getting mad or super-energetic, or pretending to. (1) after three months of neglect, i took a hyper and cleaned the entire apartment. (2) when she insulted me, i took a hyper and whacked her in the -ss with my pointing stick.

• Anticipain

  the expression of pain before the injury actually occurs. related to amplipain. “i saw the door about to slam on my fingers, and i yelled out in antic-p-in before it closed.”

• Refusiastic

  the act of getting excited to refuse to do any task. someone you know loves to say no to doing things before knowing any information. kids are refusiastic about eating certain foods. when i asked the dmv worker to help me, she refusiastically stated that she was on break. when asked to eat her broccoli, […]

• Hyunsung

  korean (a.k.a. perfect in every way) person 1: why is everyone always have to be so wrong? person 2: you know not everyone can be a hyunsung.

• Oh Teh Brun

  oh goodnees me, you have just been totally burned dude. “hi guys.” “omg ur so ghey!” “hahah o teh brun!”

• Animerican

  an american cartoon that tries to be like anime but fails completely. person a: did you saw ben 10 last night? person b: dude, that animerican garbage sucks.

• Somberfuck

  a jealous-like person who is severely b-tthurt, offended at things that they can’t achieve e.g they can’t beatbox properly, they can’t become the world’s #1 p-rn star, they can’t master this or become that, pretty self explanatory. the worst part of a somberf-ck is that they post on social media b-tthurt statements and sh-t. they […]

• vokills

  the “black/death metal” take on the word “vocals”. a form of vocalization used in extreme genres of heavy metal, ranging from a low unintelligible growl in death metal to a raspy shrieking found in black metal. variations of black and death metal, such as melodic death metal also use this form of lyrical vocalization (one […]

• Gash Bank

  a club full of hot girls all looking for s-x. “this places is a f-ckin gash bank tonight. i am gonna get laidddd.

• Zandt

  the ubiquitous word thrown upon an unsuspecting person when a. “getting them” b. to distract them or c. to cut them off. formal usage would be after m-ffing someone, on a person’s golf backswing, or faking the final buzzer in any compet-tive situation. to use “zandt”, the sayer must have b-lls the size of honeydew […]

• grungy

  dirty. but not just dirty. army boot dirty. men’s room floor dirty. geez, that tee is f-ckin’ grungy. don’t wash it, just burn it. very dirty, but in a weird, way totally hot! he is so grungy, but he is so hot! preceder (earlier version) of the word grunge. your ripped pants make you look […]

• bon juice

  slang term for v-g-n- . created in sv arizona at sierra summit d-mn fool u smell like bon juice

• hanes with stains

  sh-tty, skidmarked underpants. i can’t believe i made out with that fat dude wearing hanes with stains.

• FWAA

  acronym: fat white american @$$. pr-nounced ph-wah i don’t want to go out today, i feel like staying home on my fwaa. oh yea, well i don’t like that tone you’ve taken with me. you can kiss my fwaa

• Absabloominglootly

  all encomp-ssingly what and absabloominglootly great idea!

• Sokhunthea

  a cambodian princess. you should be honored to know a ‘sokhunthea’ -sokhunthea walks by- jon and carl notices her. jon quickly bows and realizes carl isn’t doing the same jon b-tch slaps carl and goes, “dude, why aren’t you bowing to that hot piece of royalty?!” carl feels dumb