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• walies

  a glaswegian slang word for dentures gonnae get me ma walies, there in that gl-ss oor there. gonnae get ma walies aff the wean she is using thum tae bite the dug.

• shmik

  when a girl p-ssy so wet your d-ck be feelin like its drownin ayee don’t wanna f-ck with her, heard she gotta shmik

• purple goldfish

  the stupidest comercial ever to come onto t.v. so that goldfish inc. does not look like a bunch of racist b-st-rds. what’s wrong with this comercial? why is that goldfish purple? they’re new goldfish colors, oh look now there goes a red one. of course they’re baked and not fried, just watch the colors swim […]

• isah

  touches little girls for fun because hes so hot and loves harambe and tilik-m that f-g is such a isah

• come about

  to happen,start to happen the police receive a case about a robbery,they ask the victim how the robbery come about.

• bjpd

  bl-wj-bs per date. the amount of bl-wj-bs given or received per outing/hookup. methods of calculation vary, but the cdc reports that the average bjpd for a man or woman aged 18-25 is .633. yo bro, i raised my bjpd by ten points last weekend! bl-wj-bs per date. the amount of bl-wj-bs given or received per […]

• Betweenies

  a thong like bikini where most of the material is “in between” parts of the body. when i go to visit my friend in california this summer, he promises to take me to the beach to check out all the betweenies!

• Divelish

  to eat with great gusto and enjoyment; stemming from a hybridisation of “devour” and “relish”. (pr-nounced: div-el-ish) 1) g-d! john must be hungry, he’s divelishing that roast chicken! 2) i just divelished that chocolate cake!

• omera

  she is a very mean girl. omera is a very mean girl.

• donkeychowda

  male -j-c-l-t-, sperm, c-m good god you need to jerk off more, there was a ton of donkeychowda last time, i almost drowned while giving you head.

• Cum Letter

  a piece of paper with sperm -j-c-l-t-d onto it, then folded and sent to someone as an actual letter. dude 1: i heard ms. finke yelled at you today dude 2: yeah, what a b-tch. dude 1: you should get her back dude 2: don’t worry, i sent that ho a c-m letter dude 1: […]

• Beef tings

  the slang name given to the start of a conflict or an argument or fight. tyrone: yo! who you looking at b-tch shaun: i’m looking at you b-tch n-gg- what you gonna do michael: ohhhh sh-t, that’s beef tings a sarcastic remark. for use when you see a very fat person, instead of buffting, which […]

• Clary

  probably the palest person you’ll ever know. loves george w. bush. wears a gay -ss banking pin wherever he goes. kinda looks like josh brolin in no country for old men. one of those douche bags who wears a suit on casual friday at work. loves to drink excessive amounts of alcohol and thinks its […]

• telephone

  a popular irl chat client of the 20th century. guy 1: dude, the funniest thing happened when i was talking on the telephone yesterday. guy 2: telephone? isn’t that that antiquated thing my grandma uses? a plural code name for african americans. used in place of the word nigers. telephones are often very loud, and […]

• Choppy chops

  an expression used as an alternative to “chop chop”; said mainly to motivate somebody to complete a task; usually pr-nounced in a high-pitched voice. however, choppy chops is a less mainstream term than choppies. see choppies. “now children, complete questions 1-25 in your notebook.” (children begin talking amongst themselves.) “come on guys, choppy chops!”

• Poundin’

  slang for pounding…making music loud…having s-x with someone.. “look at jason, his sh-t is poundin’, i’ma get my knock soon. yea, i was poundin’ shameka last night. point whwer the stereo is turned up. it’s when u feel the b-ss in your chest and can see the speaker cones moving up and down to the […]

• sus krew

  a krew who is all about murder and drugs and g-ngb-nging for the southside sus krew is a well known krew any were in the united states

• dust em off

  calling someone out on their clothes/shoes. (bob) “hey check out my new shoes. (jeff )”dust em off”

• Firece

  a word used often by project runway winner, christian siriano. the word can be interprated as meaning awesome, good, pretty or anything of the sort. “that outfit is firece”

• Cracktonia

  a majestic empire in the cafeteria of amity regional high school. with a well thought out governing body and const-tution, cracktonia has withstood years of attacks from administrative officials and foreign armies. when the country was dissolved, each citizen ceremoniously licked the crack dividing the two cracktonian provinces. “man, i want to go on vacation” […]

• Gnarn

  when you open up a can of c-ke and it makes that sound. that sound that the c-ke can made when i opened it is called gnarn.

• meat snuggling

  when the act of snuggling consists of v-g-n- and a p-n-s. ashley and timothy were caught meat snuggling in the woodshed.

• burger tash

  a soft, sp-rs- moustache typically grown by teenage boys. “ere wayne, you proper need a shave.” “how do i, d-ckhead?” “he’s right, you’ve got a right b-st-rd burger tash.”

• Sistaffection

  -noun 1. a non-s-xual relationship between two women that are unusually close. 2. female bromance henry: so julia, whats up with frances and sophie? julia: i don’t know i think they have a real sistaffection going on!

• Herpes Muff Cup

  any multilayered stuffed dessert consisting of 5 or more dessert ingredients to include but not limited to; reeses, cookies, cupcakes, pies, cake, and baked goods. originally created in a field training environment when a group of u.s soldiers tried to create a birthday cake for their platoon leader. using what leftovers they had from mre’s […]

• Songxiety

  a complex disorder or group of disorders which can manifest from owning too many (or too few) cds, records or mp3s. also it is often experienced by djs at clubs when unfamiliar with someone else’s record collection. symptoms include mild panic attacks brought on by being 5/6 the way into the final song on a […]

• Batree

  commonly use in ottawa. word use to say b-tch, ho or sl-t. d-mn look at that batree! 1 more definition african american word for battery. rufus stole the batree from his neighbor’s car and installed it in his own ride.

• Feldhaked

  the act of inserting random computer peripherals in your v-g-n- and plugging them into your computer hey gurl, come over tonight and get feldhaked

• Educational Kaizen

  kaizen is the practice of continuous improvement. educational kaizen is simply then the practice of continuous improvement in education for the primary purpose of creating a culture of innovation in the education system. we are working to create a culture of educational kaizen in our school district called “the innovation commission”.

• 6-2-8 whore

  a girl in 6th to 8th grade who f-cks boys for money like a real prost-tute, except they only charge about 10$ she’s a 6-2-8 wh-r- that 6-2-8 wh-r- provides good service a girl in 6th to 8th grade who f-cks boys for money like a real prost-tute, except they only charge about 10$ she’s […]

• jujitspoe

  n. the art of zen and designing maps for digital paint paintball 2 with lightning quick speed and accuracy (although, compile speeds themselves will be notoriously slow). i used my jujitspoe skills to design the best map ever, but unfortunately it will never be played.

• King William

  a small county in virginia full of rednecks, potheads and drunks. and alot of w-ngsters and wannabe gangsters. this is typically unsual and full of boringness, unless someone dies or there is some new drama. if you go to king william prepare for a lifetime of craziness and weed. you! king william is so gaannnggstaaa […]

• Free Mumia

  incentive offered in a promotion run by business establishments to encourage the purchase of mumias. free mumia- -with purchase of second mumia of equal or greater value. free mumia must be claimed at time of purchase. limit one free mumia per customer per visit. offer expires 12/31/2004. void where prohibited. availabily may be limited in […]

• beetle dung

  daddys long rod i wanna see your beetle dung

• Shinji Ikari Emoment

  sat in the bath tub mulling over your pathetic existence! staring at ceilings wondering why you’re here! that is what we call a shinji ikari emoment! use it in a way to express an emo prospective on things, but without being accused to harshly for being a bit emo! friend 1: i was just about […]

• I left it wet for you

  a statement used by dudes who have s-xual relations with attached women when the cuckold gets wind of the situation and the cuckold calls the player in question, promising revenge. also a song by ugk from their alb-m “supertight” which explains it a lot better. dude: “yo, you f-cking my girl? when i see you, […]

• congratuwelldone

  made famous by david walliams on “the big fat quiz of the year” 2006, it’s fairly self explanitory – a cross between congratulations and well done you were great – congratuwelldone! lets celebrate.

• second breakfast

  invented by hobbits, second breakfast is breakfast all over again we’ll just have time for second breakfast before it’s time to start cooking lunch. breakfast consumed after the first breakfast which is eaten very early in the morning, or early in the day in the process of a long journey. the first breakfast is usually […]

• Silent Castle

  a game that gets loudmouths to shut up. usually used as a meditative exercise for the sane individual before sleep. also known as a compet-tive children’s game where the child who stays silent the longest receives a non-existent prize. lara: you know this guy who was h-tting on me, blah blah bl- jane: i have […]

• KaiThePhaux

  a somewhat famous medic in the game team fortress 2. known for the drop– the wubwubwubs that typically follow uber drops. also despises other medics. d-mn, that kaithephaux just dropped…wubwubwub booom tish budda b-mb-mb-m that kai is a spy!!!

• Notched

  to shave multiple lines (usually two or three) through one’s eyebrows to try and look hard. i was watchin aaron lennon and i saw he was notched, so i was like d-mn i need to do that. updates to a program that completely break the code. this normally causes the code to work but in […]

• fathing

  a term to describe an action that is truly heinous. fathing can be used to describe any unacceptable action. it can also be used to mean ruining something. it can be a s-xual action as well. did you see catherine last night? she was fathing around in the backseat.

• Portland, CT

  the portland that is not in maine. the unknown town in the middle of nowhere. where everybody knows everybody and their mom. where mr. miles and mr. record teach high school to unsuspecting students and fail them. where everybody has worked at either tri-town or dunkin donuts (we have two of them). where the only […]

• Himalayan Pinstripe

  when having v-g-n-l s-x in the doggy style position, the guy inserts his index finger into her -sshole, removing a globule of sh-t. when she turs around to ask what the f-ck he thinks he is doing, he attempts to paint a line from the closest side of her face down the length of her […]

• STOCK TIPS

  regular spraycan tips that comes off the shelf with any can. it don’t matter what kind of tips you use cuz its all about the style than techinque. i seen people burn with stock tips.

• Vegechickenarian

  a vegetarian who eats chicken. she doesn’t eat meat but eats chicken, she’s a vegechickenarian.

• this is shit

  this site sucks my b-lls mmmmmmm ball sack

• debthole

  a person who runs up m-ssive debts at the expense of others. usage: washington dc is full of debtholes

• o noes

  what you say when something goes horribly, horribly wrong. my arm fell off. .. o noes! or near offer i will sell this for 25 quid ono (i will sell this for 25 quid or near offer) in hawaii, descirbes food as “delicious” “ho, this chickin is ono!” an expression often used before something horrible […]

• Flombie

  flombie or the plural flombies is the combination of the flood from halo and the zombies from resident evil 4. started at 8:55 on feb 21st 2005 by a group of insane idiots standing in the cold before school. greg was the first to utter the word flombie and then the term was immortalized when […]