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• Aspergilloma

  aspergilloma aspergilloma as·per·gil·lo·ma (ās’pər-jə-lō’mə) n. an infectious granuloma caused by fungi of the genus aspergillus. a variety of bronchopulmonary aspergillosis characterized by a ball-like m-ss of the fungus aspergillus fumigatus in an existing cavity in the lung. also called fungus ball.

• M.O.T.S.

  m.o.t.s. – 1. mark of the sk-nk – acronym; tramp stamp – synonym yo, man, she was hot as h-ll, then when she turned around, i saw she had the m.o.t.s., so i knew she was a sk-nk!

• roundy

  a roundy is cat who knows his way around his city. knows the people, the hot spots, the ballers, the hustlers, the tricks, everything. typically a natural-born leader for his crew, people come to him for advice and to get questions answered. “yo, i’m new to these parts. where’s the best sub shop?” “ask that […]

• breath’n

  to hound or repeatedly question someone about any topic for their own good. yo ya girl was breath’n me about what club we went to lastnyte kid.

• bust a skinny one

  to only -j-c-l-t- a small amount i.e a dribble evan: “what took you so long in the bathroom?” finn: “i went to bust a skinny one, sorry.”

• Nofa

  nofa’s are very trust worthy and friendly, tall and beautiful in a different way, does not like to follow the crowd and has their own sense of style, may be unsure of herself at times but gets through the tough times, she is amazing and awesome, and smart, the name is rare but if you […]

• jesus cookies

  a sarcatic way of answering the question “what r u eating?” “joe, what are you eating?” “jesus cookies”

• Bensalem

  a small suburban town in lower bucks country right outside of northeast philadelphia. bensalem is the home of the first rita’s water ice and the global headquarters of ibanez guitars. bensalem is a town outside of philadelphia with about 60,000 people, in bucks county. it is also the home of “jawn,” neshaminy mall (which is […]

• The Royal Wedding

  the upcoming wedding between prince william of wales, second in line to the throne and ‘commoner’ kate middleton to be held on the 29th april 2011, shown to billions of people around the world. the most eagerly antic-p-ted event in the entire history of the world if you believe the british tabloids. british tabloid: the […]

• Powerstack

  to engorge one’s self in a copious amount of highly processed frozen and/or fast foods, quickly followed by a m-ssive intake of alcohol and a puff of crack to top it off. i’m gonna lose some weight and get my life back together, but before that i’m gonna do me a powerstack!

• kukucachoo

  an extremely hot girl typically well dressed that immediately catches your eye. can often cause whip lash from turning of head in speeding motor vehicle. can often be used as a line to compliment girl friends before they ask how do i look? can replace the simple saying well look at you…. kukucachoo. well kukucachoo […]

• swagg’d out

  so cool;flashy & fly’r then the rest; ur swagg is abnormal you swagg’d out. can i borrow some of that.

• door strategy

  a technique that crazy christian boys obsessed with not masturbating use to resist the temptation; they remove the doors from their bedrooms. after my younger brother decided to follow jesus, he used the door strategy to stop jerking off. now i have to hear his christian pop music all day long…

• reeferexia

  a side effect of extensive marijuana smoking that causes a person to not be able to eat unless they have smoked. (this is why many pot heads are acctually skinny) before we go to the resturaunt i need to smoke i have reeferexia

• clam kicking sluts

  the appropriate action/reaction when running into the homewrecking swamp hog that stole your man. she can have the man and a swift kick in the vag i’d be clam kicking sl-ts like her all d-mn day

• ghbtp

  ghbtp – grab her by the p-ssy. a saying made famous by the now president-elect; donald trump. when you’re rich and famous you can grab her by the p-ssy. ghbtp

• loat

  a fantastic squash player look at that talented loat! the act of doing nothing when you could be doing something productive. “he could be washing the car, but he’s to much of a loater to accomplish anything.” a small dog, usually a pug look at that loat in the window, chewing on a small beast! […]

• flower pot syndrome

  s-xual intercourse between a woman with a well oiled, stretched, rather large v-g-n- and a man with a relatively small p-n-s i, an asian man with a rather small p-n-s, had s-x with an african woman whose v-g-n- felt so big i was h-t with a bad case of the flower pot syndrome

• Northman

  awsome guy from sweden- the land of the vikings. he has a huge d-ck, and are a real womanizer. he’s skills in bed are impressive. a holy being managing to work (making money), go to school (p-ssing his cl-sses), and play computer games (winning money) at the same time. also famous for his smiley expressions. […]

• thought braid

  a verbal interweaving of ideas; typically used by pretentious professors to make their statements seem more significant. “if i could, i’d like to weave a thought braid here for a moment…when a man is violent to a woman, he would like to control her. when a woman enacts violence on a man, she would like […]

• feelony

  an act which you feel is a crime, irrespective of actual law. the weight of conservative opinion was that sarah silverman’s tweet was a feelony.

• 12th base

  to defy the laws of physics whilst engaging in s-xual intercourse. a common example is to have s-x listed as the ‘bat position’ in the karma sutra, and that is to have s-xual intercourse on the ceiling. i went to 12th base last night and i got such a rush to my head. a s-xual […]

• wendy’s time

  4:20 to 6:20. when it’s time for wendy’s. mmmm rob: hm… it is 5:00… i wonder to what restaurant we should visit. carl: dude it’s wendy’s time… don’t you know. 4:20 to 6:20 is wendy’s time you uncultured rapscallion. rob: ok.. yes. let’s go to wendy’s

• te helado

  spanish for “iced tea” especially the regional variants of the beverage. i want some mexican te helado!

• vanino

  a h-m-s-xual who partakes in -n-l s-x with as any men as possible dude, i swear that kid has but s-x everyday, he’s such a vanino

• jello puding pop

  bill cosby’s favorite. a popsicle made of puding bill cosby gave a jello puding pop to the girl he just raped. 0 0 bill cosby’s favorite. a popsicle made of puding bill cosby gave a jello puding pop to the girl he just raped. 0 0

• Karate Dork

  dorky kid who does karate. is also applied sometimes to anyone who does karate since the martial art became uncool in the 1990s, and the status it once held in the 1970s and 1980s has been taken by jiu-jitsu and muai-thai. this is why doing karate is something you don’t brag about unless you are […]

• hanban

  a very pretty girl man she is hanban.

• snotty dragon

  when a woman is giving a bl-w j-b and the man -j-c-l-t-s, forcing the come out of her nose. man: get ready…here it comes woman: mmphhh.. man: wow…your first snotty dragon…now clean yourself up, my mums coming over for dinner…

• mario zambrano

  a very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. he is super cute and very good-looking. he has amazing taste…in music, clothes, food, everything. every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend…mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend…mainly because […]

• Sarchi

  beautiful girl’s name, usually someone who is kind hearted with a great sense of humour. is described as a tease and a flirt but incredibly oblivious to this fact. most times is a fabulous songstress and actress. is an extremely wonderful best-friend. wow, that girl is definitely a sarchi, i want her to be my […]

• mavericks for lifey wifey

  when you in it w ur homie girl and u both be litttty af d-mn we mavericks for lifey wifey

• sarcaffism

  the art of cleverly insulting anyone who tries to speak at you, prior to your sufficient consumption of enough caffeine to actually tolerate people in the morning. my spouse was met with sarcaffism, and cowered in the corner, when they asked me to cook breakfast before my coffee had finished brewing.

• Come on, Toshi

  the s-xed-up moan of this crazy kimono wearing woman in an asian to english phrase instructional video for prost-tutes. but the real question is: who the h-ll is toshi? directly from the video: “your’e soooo good. come on, toshi. come on.”

• Die with my ones’ boots on.

  (v.) to make one last stand with everything you’ve got, so that there is no “if” scenarios. if i’m gonna die, then i’ll die with my boots on.

• Candie

  to be a very naughty high school girl, who likes to be f-cked be a nice guy “candie is going to love this definition” “candie you are such a s-xy girl ;)” 1 word related to candie a combination of the word canada and indie. used to describe independent / indie music from canada. girl: […]

• chicago milkshake

  when the man sh-ts in the girls mouth, then the girl suckes his d-ck ayy yo b-tch give me a chicago milkshake

• Unciv

  short term for uncivilized that cop was being so unciv.

• Douche Bag Stir Fry

  some one who wears affliction t-shirts… and who is just a douche bag to a t! a douche bag stir fry is a guy from california and is named eric, who is a one upper. anything that you have done… this person has done better or knows someone who has

• play the drill

  as in saying, let’s f-ck/bang. i went to a party to get drunk and find some girls who want to play the drill.

• skeetiful

  a woman with a face beautiful enough to skeet all over. d-mn that b-tch from that party was skeetiful. a woman with a face beautiful enough to skeet on. “d-mn, that one b-tch at that party the other night was skeetiful”

• If you are an asshole then maybe we won’t hang out Sunday

  an empty threat made in response to perceived -sshole-ery, typically via text message. if you are an -sshole then maybe we won’t hang out sunday.

• pyschopath

  a crazy m-f-. there are only a few of these in the world. when u come across one be careful. names usually are diana, emily and kayla. those the type of people who will hit u then make u apologize for hitting u. that girl over there is such a pyschopath

• Horseshoe Maneuver

  a s-xual act involiving the female to drop a load in her own vag. it involves the woman pooing and arching it into her v-g-n- and then horseshoeing it back and forth. with enough practice you can perfect the balance. first performed by newton to demonstrate the laws of gravity riki was confused when danielle […]

• EE Guaw

  said when somebody sees something super uberly grossly nasty. that chick is so ee guaw

• purple paint job

  sucking on ones p-n-s to the point of serious purple like bruising on the head of the p-n-s. some b-tch is offering a purple paint job on craigs list.

• liberty goggles

  a condition similar to beer goggles that libertarians suffer from. one is said to be wearing “liberty goggles” when a person magically becomes more attractive when one finds out they are a fellow liberty lover. i met this really great girls at mises university last week. i don’t remember if she was hot or if […]

• fetched-out

  british punk word for rockin, cool, sweet, etc. dude, your 360 was fetched out!!!

• Messy bits

  a saying used to demean an unattractive or undesirable object, also and commonly referring to those of the opposite s-x. an adjective can also be used to describe a situation phoenix: where’s your birthday party at mate? alex: ashley’s house phoenix: messy bits alex: did you see that time the postman threw up all over […]

• Tinu

  greatness tinus, aka p-n-s is used for a huge c-ck, when not erected, which stands out. omg look at that dude he has a tinus. dam how can that fit in his pants. tiny p-n-s. pr-nounced {tee-nuss} yelled when people get random errections or if they actually have a ‘tinus’ the word was created when […]