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• Rocha

  a man with zoophilic tendancies that was raised on a dairy farm. usually of portuguese lineage, rochas often (wrongly) believe they look like the american actor elijah wood. rochas are very proficient drummers but tend to only enjoy something if no one else does. as soon as non-rocha’s begin to like said subject, rocha’s disregard […]

• Im gonna butter yo’ bread

  what you cell mate tyrome says before he tears your -ss up. “bend over, gabe. im gonna b-tter yo’ bread.”

• sleppuku

  puking in your sleep, usually after a night out drinking. mia “yeah , the party was good, but when i woke up i found out that i had committed sleppuku all over the floor.” john ‘nice.’

• Gator Tears!

  an expression from southern louisiana used to express extreme anger or frustration as a result of, but not limited to, stubbing one’s toe upon the side of a pirogue, being bitten by an overgrown nutria, watching one’s lover cheat or insult you, responding to a scream in frustration, causing an alligator to release salty liquid […]

• Aleisha

  the most beautiful and amazing female to ever walk the earth. she’s kick -ss and knows how to work it. “woah dude, did you see that aleisha? what a babe” definition of crazy!! she is beautifull, something you cant handle “aleisha, your to much to handle hun” one of the most amazing and perfect girls […]

• Foley’d

  doing something stupid you just foley’d bro ! to be impaled in urban traffic (preferably by a late model minivan or bagel delivery truck) and tossed like a rag doll to the pavement, requiring hospitalization and the fabled foley catheter. man, i saw a dude get foley’d on 6th street this morning!

• Jockin’ hoe

  1. a girl who doesn’t know who she is so feels da need to jock your sense of style n what you do. 2. this girl may watch your every move and try to imitate! 3. in other words she’s ah jealous trick! 1. “d-mn you ah jockin’ hoe always tryna be me! you can […]

• sssAAAAAAHHHHH

  an expletive used in extreme situations when a person either needs to: go all out and attack someone, let off steam, or fight off minorites. mexican throws a carrot at you: sssaaaaaahhhhh

• ginerism

  a disease which causes someone to turn into a complete p-ssy. see also “jaredism” he’s got a serious case of ginerism

• celebretity

  famous female accidental celebrity b–b photo shoots. when a celebrity’s braless breast accidentaly slips out from under a loose-fitting garment. made famous by janet jackson in the half time super bowl, whoa dude! did you see tara reid’s celebret-ty on youtube last night.

• Nesteet

  the inability to notice one’s body odor. -dude, you have the worst b.o. -that’s a lie. -you’re so nesteet…

• boobward

  it’s exactly like “forward”, but slightly more skewed. it refers to the irregular movement of br–sts, thus it is defined as a less accurate forward movement. sandeep: “mark was so drunk, he started walking b–bward.” jeffrey: “yeah man, he couldn’t even tell b–bward apart from -ssward.”

• Tit Surfing

  fastforwarding through sh-tty, low budget netflix movies and only watching scenes with topless girls. rob, jake, and i had bad luck t-t surfing “casting couch” because we only saw one pair of t-ts.

• HIRL

  stands for “hang out in real life.” rose to popularity due to the need to differentiate between google+ hangouts (the group video chat option) and physical, “real-life” hanging out. introduced by google+ “product dude” bradley horowitz sharing it on his google+ stream. pr-nounced “h-i-r-l,” not “hurl.” person 1: alright, gonna go hangout with brad. person […]

• Being a Nathan Pray

  being a fat sack of sh-t. surprisingly hangs out with cool kids cause they take pity on him. copies from famous youtubers. copies other people’s catchphrases. waddles like a penguin. gets mad when called pepe. no friends whatsoever. and takes pics of hot girls and calls them his girlfriend being a nathan pray is being […]

• moment

  when you look into each other’s eyes and you can feel the romance and the p-ssion…the desire. i mean, talk about ruining a moment. a unit of time. useful in many different circ-mstances. man getting ready for a date: 3 seconds woman getting ready for a date: 45 minutes time for which it takes your […]

• Backfill

  whilst performing s-xual intercourse, in the doggie style position, the non-receiving partner lubes up his/her hand and rabbit punches the receiving partner’s -n-s. with luck, the fist will slide in, and be rapidly retracted, causing the receiving partner to gape. the non-receiving partner then quickly spins 180 degrees, and takes a rotten dump into the […]

• Main Gumor

  huge headache “i have a main gumor, can you get me some advil?”

• Binge Hole

  1. the emptiness after binge watching an entire television series. 2. the way you act towards your loved ones after binge watching an entire television series. 3. the vacuum left as your family and friends slam the door shut after / during binge watching an entire television series. 4. the dent left in your couch […]

• taffy candy

  very good candy do you like taffy candy?

• wqreytiuposafdhgkjzlcxbvmn

  when you are so bored that you type the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm sequence switching all the word pairs. cory:i am a very bored person.wqreytiuposafdhgkjzlcxbvmn!

• Hansenite

  a worshipper of chris hansen. oh so you thought that i was kidding. well that’s alright because the revolution is just now beginning. hansenite will be a word on urban dictionary. you can hide from the truth all you want. chris hansen is not a single person, he is everything (and your real father). may […]

• Getupacha!

  a phrase one may scream loudly during a heart pumping adrenaline boosting activity. mark: come on joe get that bike up the hill! joe: ah f-ck i cant!!! mark: come on 5 more feet! joe: getupacha!!!!!!!!!!!

• hoagie fest

  a giant orgy inside,behind, or in the parking lot of a wawa. meet me behind wawa with a condom and a b-tch, hoagie fest is here again. a wawa festival. best hoagies out there for a great price. just can’t be beat. i just got an amazing hoagie for $2.99 during wawa’s hoagiefest! hoagie-fest! is […]

• asshat boss

  a manager/boss, typically a newcomer to an organization, who takes pleasure in juggling staff without regard for their skills or interests. within weeks of being hired, mr. lopez showed everyone what an -sshat boss he was by arbitrarily making julio, the janitor, trade positions with mr. webster, the physics professor.

• awoid

  a common mispr-nunciation if the word avoid. indra: let’s leave early to awoid traffic.

• Arapesh

  a member of a papuan people of papua new guinea.

• tinged toe

  a toe that is hurt by a trampoline. martha: what happened to your toe? anne: it is a tinged toe, i hurt it during diving practice.

• felstead

  slang for d-ck wow i like nathan’s felstead

• towel up

  to smash a chick heaps hard!! towel up, towelled up, gonna towel you up, need a towellin

• grumble volcano

  when one person has diarrhea on another person’s face who then vomits upward like a volcano spewing lava. i just had mexican; can’t wait to go home and grumble volcano my girlfriend.

• Sexy Dolphin

  while in the process of having s-x, when the woman has her organsim, you f-ck her even harder. this will make her yell louder and higher pitched. if done right her -rg-s-m will sound like a dolphin squeaking. tim: dude, how was lucy’s house? dan: it was awesome, i gave her a s-xy dolphin, it […]

• pole troll

  a troll like person who hangs out underneath a pole where girls dance and grabs them once they get off and charges them a dance or disgusting flirt before they can p-ss as a toll. livia-i just finished my dance on the poll and this dude attacked me when i was trying to p-ss. gary-yeah […]

• Burnt Reynolds

  what druggies commonly call aluminum foil used for smoking, meth, cocaine or heroin. hey, i got some crystal for my homie, burnt reynolds. 2 more definitions a funny name for a nasty dude who has slept with so many skeezers, hoochies, and skig-skags that he’s burned or “burnt” with std’s for the rest of his […]

• chinkadoo

  a cute fob, asian girl. dude that girl is so ch-nkadoo right now.

• incendiary deuce

  a bowel movement that leaves your -sshole with a burning sensation. this condition may result from consumption of large quant-ties of sharp cheddar and crackers. there is no known cure, you just have to wait it out. “f-ck, i just dropped a severe deuce.” “severe? how so?” “that sh-t was an incendiary deuce…my -ss is […]

• vagaholic

  this is a person who can’t get enough p-ssy infact they get so much that they start going through withdrawls and if they need a quick fix they pop open a can of tuna, or run down to the fish market on lunch break. “dude, i’m such a vagaholic, i had to snort three fresh […]

• like dandruff in nails

  metaphor used to describe on annoying person who sticks around with you, whom you want to leave. cindy: do you like buffy? brenda: buffy’s fake, and the stuff she talks about is super irritating. she’s like dandruff in nails.

• ex-boyfriend disease

  ex-boyfriend disease, otherwise known as pompous -ss disease. warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. there are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. if you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately! woman: i […]

• KOPW

  a man who always says the right thing and knows what woman want to hear at all times. this is the t-tle given to a player of all players!!!!! king of pretty words! yes baby i would love to spoon with you tonight. you know you make me happy all the time and there is […]

• hootscow

  a rural colloquialism meaning a makeshift jail, like a barn or shed, used to hold belligerent or drunken individuals. the sheriff threw the staggering drunk in the hootscow.

• beatniks’ rights under neptune’s oar

  another way to say that someone is a b.r.u.n.o.; one who acts like a bruno man who loves muscles and power; usually drives some kind of ford pick up truck and/or loves the nra; also see gonzo geez, j-hawk. when did you start acting so beatnik’s rights under neptune’s oar?

• sexarse

  unofficial spanish term for s-x. used between couples to describe a man’s wants yet being said no to repeatedly by the girl. boy: s-x-rs-? girl: no!

• fragle fragle

  i want to f-ck my girlfriend (example. “dani”) hey carlito fragle fragle

• nutgurgler

  a dreaded and utterly degrading term to describe an individual who has surp-ssed the level known as grand master ballwasher (see ballwasher). this slimy, spineless, worthless piece of trash will typically not be satisfied with simple ball washing duties. this individual has stooped to the same level as the dog sh-t on the bottom of […]

• eeth

  the name for the hairs between a persons eyebrows, making a unibrow. person 1: man, that person has a big unibrow! person 2: yeah, those eeths are just as thick as their actual eyebrows!

• forgetfileness

  forgetting to attach a file to an e-mail message. see also attachment disorder. boss: joe, you forgot to attach the doc-ment to your e-mail. joe: sorry, dude. please excuse my forgetfileness.

• raider ruckus

  a drug dealer, especially one that sells marijuana. this phrase can be heard often in rap lyrics by members of wu-tang clan. it is thought the word was orignally used as the name of a particular person, but later it became a general term for a chronic dealer. what? check the raider ruckus, f-ck this […]

• brent hatley

  as bubba the love sponge’s show’s executive producer and a long-time member of the show, brent handles the booking of guests and the show’s formatting, and also partic-p-tes as an on-air co-host to bubba. he’s known for being well-read and continually educates himself about a wide array of topics. brent is also proud to have […]

• Tiberiu

  a common romanian word referring to a cool, s-xy guy. you should only use it if the guy is absoloutely perfect. tiberius are usually obsessed with psp (pro evolution) and parnaz girls.they are dynamite in bed . parnaz : i got hooked up with a guy last night . he was such a dynamite in […]