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• idkif

  i don’t know i forgot. angellica: what’s your name? kyle: i don’t know i forgot. angellica: lol? josh: -thinks- (i) (d)ont (k)now (i) (f)orgot -awkward silence- josh: idkif!!!!! your new name is ikdif!!!

• fudge me

  f-ck me holy carp, is the homework due today? fudge me.

• shorwty

  refering to a girl with a fat -ss d-mn shorwty bad

• Welling

  a nonchalant way of saying that someone is bullsh-tting. the “weller” is usually egotistical and tries to explain something they truly don’t know in order to appear intelligent. it’s also often -ssociated with flapping of the shirt near the collar (like on a hot humid day)in order alleviate themselves from bullsh-t overload and is now […]

• Manhood Mitten

  any thing worn over the c-ck and b-lls, usually a sock guy 1: this nudist colony is a great idea guy 2: yeah, but its frezzin’ b-lls out here guy 1: its alright, have manhood mittens for everyone!

• Scrubtocious

  1.) the act of acting like a scrub. 2.) acting like dwayne wade after he got famous and pampered. 3.) whining constantly 4.) irv watching dwayne wade require his teammates to help him get up after falling down. “scrubtocious”

• archie comics

  the best comic book in the world!!! i was reading archie comics, and jughead made me laugh soo hard.

• Get booted up

  when mrs. hanson wants you to load up your computer. she often refers to turning on your computer to “booting up”. okay ladies get booted up! we are going to do a quickwrite today.

• urbanThesaurus.com

  a site that needs to be made. man, i wish urbanthesaurus.com got invented.

• spinning bird kick

  english name of one of chun-li’s ‘special attacks’ (a character from the videogame street fighter). basically she does a handstand, does the splits upside down, and spins like helicopter blades from one side of the game screen to the other in midair close to the ground. if the opponent is in the way and not […]

• crillin

  crippin’ and chillin in one. some crips would use this term when feeling lean or otherwise tipsy. blue1: yo whats good cuz? blue2: nuttin man jus crillin’. a f-g. being gay, usually a person named sammy person a: “dude, why you being such a f-g?” person b: “get it right, he’s being a crillin” person […]

• inkpop

  (n) a teenage writing site where other users may upload and comment on books, poetry, essays and short stories. it’s composed in equal parts of insanity, madness and eccentricity. if you thought you saw drama before, you’re mistaken. check out inkpop!

• romper man

  a man obsessed with everything related to rompers! they will parctically kill you to get their hands on the latest pair of male rompers. “bruh look at that man, he bought 5 rompers!” ” yeah, he’s a total romper man, aye cuz?” “100% agree with you” a man obsessed with everything related to rompers! they […]

• buvair

  the hair stuck in your b-tt crack and v-g-n-. a b-tt-v-g-n- hair. oh my gosh, i got a buvair and it was so hard to get it out without anyone looking!

• Etch-a-Tities

  using a lady friends t-ts as a the kn-bs on an etch-a-sketch to create beautiful works of art. she holds a pencil and draws according to the turns. you better come over with a pencil. is it time for etch-a-t-ties already?

• kiyy

  to end the life of another living ent-ty, as spoken by certain black celebrities. “…caint kiyy ya if they think you already dead..”

• bottlebin

  bottlbin is the act of inserting one’s limb into a crevice of a human body in a non-s-xual manner, such as the arm pit, ear, or the knee pit. a bottlebin to the arm is bottlebin in its purest most untainted form and is regarded with respect and dignity. the opposite of a bottlebin is […]

• pete steele

  the darkly s-xy lead singer of the metal band type o negative. showed off his monstrous c-ck in an issue of playgirl. mmmm! can’t get enough of that long black hair and those muscles! >: ) hey look, that dude looks just like pete steele!

• granola Rock

  music from the 1960’s and early 1970’s, whereas most of the lead singers have all died from a drug overdose. or~ newer bands, that are not popular, also known to some as indie music. nothing with loud drums that might increase blood pressure. granola rock music is enjoyed by many hippies/tree huggers, while bragging on […]

• Dapyal

  a doktor who prescribes himself steroids so occasionally lashes out at friends with pencils cases. he is also extremely funny and hugs people on a regular basis. doctor:how are you feeling today? patient:i’m felling a bit dapyal

• scafarnig

  the smashed remains of various insects deposited upon the windshield and grill of an automobile scr-pe the bug scafarnig off the wndshield beore it dries ,cleatus.

• molly connolly

  a sl-tty girl that once had rough s-x with say anything lead singer, max bemis. she is referred to several times in the song every man has a molly and is widely known as a total sl-tbag. guy 1: dude, i had rough s-x with this chick last night. guy 2: was her name molly […]

• smells of ass

  when something (i.e. a room, clothes, your mom) smells exceptionally bad, as definined by the usual smells of a persons r-ct-m. g-d, my armpits smell of -ss!

• Shelltoes

  adidas super star shoes, popularized in the early begginings of hip-hop culture. worn mostly by emcees,dj’s,b-boys and taggers. d-mn,tony just got a fresh pair of sh-lltoes, what a pimp. adidas shoes with the toe of the shoe that is a large rubber cap that has lines running along it, making it look like a sh-ll. […]

• durble

  the southern equivalent of double can relate to anything intense that involves using the word double. 1. (at hardees) yeah let me get a durble thickburger 2. (sat-rday morning) yeah me and jeb durble teamed that chick after the hoedown last night. neologism economic placeholder for “durable goods”, coined by wall street journal headline writers […]

• ram nash

  ram nash when drunk you smash into things omg my nan has started running into things like a stupid ram nash

• smaring

  someone who is glaring/staring and smiling at the same time at work tiffany was smaring at blake from across the room

• fanwthcr

  your a fake -ss n-gg-r that thinks he can rap ppl who rap bet suck. you are a fanwthcr!

• fuck fiend

  1)to be addicted to s-xual intercourse. 2)to be perpetually h-rny, and always on the prowl to have s-x with another human being. man! john got laid by 10 women in only one night! what a f-ck fiend! someone who is on the prowl for s-x all day long but never finds any. matthew levitt is […]

• Dylan Gale

  a very strong young man. witha f-cked s-x drive and a ubsetion with -n-l. he can bike and f-ck. he likes it when a girl masterbaits his prostait im gona name my kid dylan gale so he has a great life

• no anything

  hopeless, growing pessimism……. bleak my cellular fell out of my shirt pocket into the toilet and i can’t turn it on, can’t text, can’t phone my best friend jim……. “no anything”……. i’m totally eff’d!

• jamasturbate

  when two musicians are supposed to get together to jam, but only one shows up. he/she has to play with him/herself, so to speak. if you make me jam-st-rb-t- again, you’re out of the band.

• skimped

  when you buy a weed sack, and they dont give you the right amount of weed that f-cked skimped me i paid for a 20 and he gave me a 10 what a b-tch in weed terms (could apply to any drug, though), when you pay for a certain amount of product and get less […]

• Angleton

  a town in s texas. contemporary examples i knew angleton, though not well, and i had always found him extremely persuasive, even seductive, one on one. when insanity runs in the cia joseph finder july 19, 2009 asked how he had gotten into the house, angleton, who was among other things an expert at picking […]

• David Blane On Them Hoes

  a shower of fake cash at a strip club. the girls thought he made it rain on them. when they went to the store with the fake cash they found out he went david blane on them hoes.

• eighter from decatur

  the point eight in cr-ps, the hard way (two fours). possibly an archaic term, “eighter from decatur” was often used in chicago

• Nomnivore

  1. a person/kitteh whose diet consists solely of noms. 2. one who does not deliberate between vegetarian/carnivore dietary parties but rather eats whatever sounds tastiest or most nom-like. 3. the equivalent of the word ‘omnivore’ in the lolcat language. drew: look at this lolcat someone posted. it’s a cat eating a piece of corn and […]

• car flinch

  a reflexive reaction, when driving an automobile, to a sudden obstacle or condition outside the car. the reaction can take the form of ducking one’s head, swerving one’s body to the side, or otherwise moving one’s body. the reaction does not affect the steering or direction of the car, however. the reaction is typically irrational, […]

• corner sto

  a store that’s on a corner of 2 streets. let’s go to the corner sto and get some 40’s yo!

• sagger baggers

  a pair of br–sts normally from a obese woman. person 1: hey! have you seen (insert name)’s t-ts? person 2: yeah. a real pair of sagger baggers. person 1: yep.

• Act warning

  notification from the manager advising the performers of the amount of time left before they must appear onstage. (def 1).

• gasoline

  what americans call petroleum. american: imma fill mah car up with gas! british: you’re commiting suicide? a favored drink by many, it comes in a few flavors, octane 87, octane 89,octane 91 and octane 94. man, hook me up with some gasoline the liquid you pour on a campfire to get it started. make sure […]

• QDP

  quick d-ck pic i could tell she wanted the d so i shot her a qdp to seal the deal quadripelgia dance party. when two quadriplegics get together and move thier heads and blink thier eyes to music. bro, i just saw a qdp at this wedding for this couples first dance. i have hit […]

• pissing down

  raining so much it seems like all of the worlds water is coming down on top of you “im not going out its p-ssing down” 1 more definition raining so much it seems as if an enormous elephant is p-ssing down on top of you it was p-ssing down so much that i decided to […]

• Perfect Six

  about the ugliest you’ll go when it comes to slaying time. usually has a s-xy body with one or two major flaws. i’m gonna f-ck sarah. she might have a ski slope nose and pepperoni nipples, but overall she’s hot as f-ck. yea dude, do it. she’s a perfect six.

• mid-adolescence crisis

  mid-adolescence crisis (noun) : a sudden urge around the age of 15 to relive your childhood. mild cases consist of desiring to watch all cl-ssic movies from your childhood, while moderate cases include tv shows and rereading cl-ssic books. severe cases include large purchases of cl-ssic stuffed animals, t-shirts, and various other memorabilia. other symptoms […]

• scrittly

  adjective: something that is cool,gangster,crunk,hot,tight,dope yo b, you are mad scrittly!

• Predictament

  1. n. a bad or ill-fated outcome that one predicted would happen in advance. 2. n. an unpleasantly difficult, perplexing, or dangerous situation that a person had the foresight to see in advance, yet for some reason chose to proceed with anyway. dammit, i knew i would end up in this predictament.

• chorva

  – a term used usually by gay filipinos which very loosely means “whatever” or “something”. – is used as filler to replace words the speaker can’t immediately come up with during the conversation “oh my god did you do our homework chorva?” “no but like it’s due tomorrow anyway” “no, i can’t get out today, […]

• stubblestache

  when a person only has stubble in the mustache region of the face and/or when someone is in pre-mustache but post clean-shaven stage. girl one: that guy is way cute! girl two: yeah, but he’s got a nasty stubblestache goin’ on.