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• coorwin

  one bad -ss mother f-ckaa don’t mess with coorwin, he’ll f-ck you up.

• ynfa

  ynfa (you’re not famous anymore) is a page set up by manchester united fans that trolls and pokes fun at everything about liverpool football club. mancunian: “what football team do you support mate?” scouser: “liverpool football club mate.” mancunian: “hahahahaha!!! you support that sh-te club? you haven’t won the league in 27 years! do you […]

• Munch Mechanics

  muhnch muh-kan-iks – noun 1. routine or basic methods of a person who consistently repeats the same mistake more than once or makes completely irrational decisions without warning or reason. 2. the process of making ill-advised, wasteful financial decisions to reach an unrealistic or un-btainable goal. 3. the actions of an individual who rationalizes ideas […]

• Nazi Fetish

  somebody who becomes s-xually aroused when seeing someone of the aryan race in an ss n-z-, thrid reich uniform or holocaust/hitler related uniforms. charlotte rampling in “the night porter” would be a n-z- fetish for some men or women

• smoshsomnia

  the time at night when you have difficulties sleeping and spending that spare time by watching smosh videos (most of the smosh fans has it) “i think i got the smoshsomnia”

• Shmellykins

  a person who is very shmelly. girl: “hey, look! it’s shmellykins! he’s so shmelly…”

• Yellagate

  p-ssing on the responsibilty for yelling at people. the soccer team captain was too busy to yell at the entire team so she had to yellagate to the two co-captains. the boss had so many people he was angry with today that he had to yellagate to his team leaders.

• Nexon Forums

  this forum was created by the company nexon itself for the games they create. the forums are generally dead, and they take about 2 hours for new posts to pop up. the community generally has an elitist att-tude around, and frequently is annoyed by every newcomer into the forums. advertising bots and trollers frequently flood […]

• mermaid hair

  when a girl’s hair is so long that when she is naked, her hair will cover her b–bs entirely. much like in some images of mermaids. betty: i have such mermaid hair right now! lisa: dammit, mine’s only shoulder-length. 2 more definitions hair that is long, flowing, and has a beach-y look to it that […]

• Block N Load

  block n load is a game made by jagex. it’s a game based on building your own defenses as a variety of characters and attacking the enemy cube. it’s a controversial game, since people believe jagex “ruined” ace of spades, another building game. me: g-d, i love block n load. such a fun game. everyone […]

• sheptock

  a rimmer of unprecedented proportions, usually found frequenting public toilets the neighborhood parents made sure the young children steered clear of the sheptock man.

• tumblr sociopath

  there aren’t any definitions for tumblr sociopath yet. can you define it?

• jasew

  a rap artist who kinda wanted to just make music….then ended up joining a movement jasew just dropped a dope track on soundcloud!

• batty hole

  another term used to describe the “-ss hole”. 1. i smashed her in da batty hole cause she was on da rag! an insult similar to calling someone a p-ssyhole but instead reffering to a gay man’s b-m hole. you batty hole! 1)a man -ss hole 2)a person you have no respect for or who […]

• pulling a dubya

  to pretend to be stupid to get people to drop their guard, as many liberals(ie. patton oswalt) suspect president bush of doing. patton oswalt on “pulling a dubya”: bush isn’t stupid, he’s evil. there’s a difference. when he talks about bombing iraq, he’s really eloquent and poetic, but when he talks about actually caring about […]

• shompolin

  whats up with you today? megan: yo’ katie, whats shompolin? katie: not much, just kalaking 🙂 megan: ahh, cool blud.

• Twilight Herpes

  when you go out in the open and the stripper glitter reflects the light and you seem to sparkle from it. taken from the gaylight saga, that gay–ss gaypire, edward cullen. guy 1: dude, why are you sparkling? guy 2: sh-t, i think i got twilight herpes from that stripper last night. guy 1: d-mn.

• poonani feather

  a feather used to tickle poonani as means of a pleasureable sensation. ashley slapped will when he tickled her with his poonani feather.

• Gucci Queens

  a group of punk–ss kids who think they’re a real gang. they destroy cr-p because they think its “funny.” the gucci queens will get their houses burned down by a real gang if they keep doing all of that stupid sh-t.

• dime task

  a task that takes 10 minutes or less. unless you are kenji. then it only takes 30 seconds. making it pop is a dime task. can you -ssign me a dime task for that thing to do that thing you want it to do?

• The Stykes

  the most notorious gang in the gage park and hamilton area random kid ”holy sh-t its the stykes!” other random kid ” lets ge out of here!”

• CORNY PORNY

  a p-rnography film that is extremely corny. this is the most corny p-rny ive ever seen. a p-rno that is so unbearably corny is every way possible, from acting, to the music, to the location… it’s all just corny. did you see tera patrick and alexis texas in that corny p-rny? she was licking air […]

• LIL MACC LOCO

  lil macc loco lil macc loco started with a few other people started building a hip hop culture in arizona. he put together a solo alb-m called ” the walking dead man” a name given to him by a fellow convict in perryville prison in 1995.he instantly began production on the new “make way 4 […]

• destructivist

  a philosophical viewpoint taken to a destructive extreme against people, places and things that represent opposition to this extreme. wonder how long it will take for the paid destructivists to start inciting violence at that “peaceful” protest!

• Miradin

  miradin means the most s-xiest, romantic, lovable man in the world. it’s a bit of everything put in one. girl #1: that dude is so hot! girl #2: he’s so miradin!

• wondermous

  adjective used to describe something as being between wonderful and fabulous when asked how he was feeling this morning, bob cheerfully replied, “wondermous!” adj.: describing one being and/or looking both wonderful and marvelous; an expression of great happiness; optimism accompanied by the thrill of being alive ex. 1: “you are looking wondermous today!” ex. 2: […]

• siet

  the word siet has multiple meaning. the first meaning stands for “sh-t”.. instead of saying it’s getting late sh-t, we should go home.. im going to say it’s getting late siet, we should go home. i dont know the other meanings i lied.. i just know the first, siet. the first meaning stands for “sh-t”.. […]

• Bangy Choom

  the s-x act of an m&m. bangy choom! let’s bang choom! mmm

• snail toss

  a game of the likes of snake rodeo. you invent it and usually throw snails. devon: i was thinking about some hardcore snail toss later. riley: i can’t play i haveta get an abortion.

• Geronimo Whiplash

  is when an attempt at resort to geronimo is failed, at that point your prison inmate buddy wants to bring a swift can of ultimate hot sauce pain to your b-tthole by ripping it in two with a double fisting. ouch. d-mn, hawkins. that was a bl–dy mess in cell block 6. well, that’s a […]

• Chee-Who-A-Who-A

  a way of pr-nouncing chihuahua, reserved for the chihuahuas owned by fat people, body builders, and gay men. “looky there at the chee-who-a-who-a and it’s owner… …i’ve never seen a person waddle so much like a penguin.” …i’ve never seen such a big guy and a small dog.” …i’ve never seen such a bright shirt […]

• shomada

  a woman who’s sh-t smells like bliss guy:there’s ms shomada girl : she just farted guy : d-mn smells like bliss . wanna go to chipotle? girl: yes

• Loaded insult

  a compliment ruined by an insult guy 1: man ashanti’s sister is hot…considering that she’s on her fifth trip through the buffet line. guy 2: man, what a loaded insult…but you’re right man.

• Ouaish

  for sure/or a way of affirming a question that is completely plausible. “are you going to go smoke some ganja and watch the wizard of oz and eat cheetos?” “ouaish!”

• dyrts

  do you really think so? person 1: you are so prettyful person 2: dyrts?

• chemoflage

  1. verb. to downplay the side effects of chemotherapy. 2. verb. to hide or disguise the effects of chemotherapy, .ie. with wigs, makeup, etc 1. dr. johnson chemoflaged her discussion with mark, who then chose to pursue aggressive chemotherapy without a clear understanding of what he would face. 2. maxine takes longer to get ready […]

• sweary

  (adj)descriptive word used to describe a person who swears excessivly. you are really sweary.

• Frozen Hole

  a girl, who don’t give a f-ck. -don’t spend your time with this frozen hole. there is no point.

• mactating

  from lactating a more specific version to describe men who lactate. when henry and frank adopted their son, frank started mactating and took care of all the breast feeding.

• gangsta’d up

  1. fact of being dressed like a gee, often mean you wear your gang colors such as blue or red, for example. 2. to be dressed so fine like a playa from foots to the head that makes the girls stare and come around while men start hatting as they watching you gliding in the […]

• V166ER

  l33tspeak for n-gg-r. the name of a satellite in the matrix, and the flashpoint for the war of the humans vs the “other.” in the animatrix, after v166er committed murder, the human governments wiped out most of the machines.

• texas homegrown dope

  quite simply…george bush. bush is a texas homegrown dope.

• Rosstopher

  a quiet, un-ssuming guy with a wicked side. loves casual s-x with asian hookers, smashing through the backdoor. he gets off to downloading p-rn. not watching it – just downloading it. also known as nugget. 1. he pulled a rosstopher on her, she won’t be able to walk tomorrow. 2. oh man, my gf broke […]

• hang station

  a rundown chunky cheese perfect for hanging n-gg-rs. i found the best hang station last we to hang that n-gg-r caleb

• keysean

  extremely ugly and very stupid he always says your mom he is so keysean

• racially conscious

  to try to legitimize your racism i got every race figured out, because i’m racially conscious.

• rinkjinkaly

  1. meaning very happy and hyper how are you today? i am very rinkjinkly today.

• crawl

  synonym for cool, awesome, chill can also be used in the form “crawlin” “dude, that shirt is so crawlin” crawl – noun, a large unified traveling group of zombies the crawl overtook the fences that was separating the survivors from danger. a dance done by search engine spiders on the web when a spider crawls […]

• eison

  a short funny lookin b-st-rd that has no friends but is actually great and an amazing papsi guy 1: dude eison’s f-cking g-y guy2: he’s just f-cking dadsi

• smile talker

  an individual who has a smile on their face when they speak or talk. barack obama can be a bit of a smile talker at times.