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• jersey holsing

  jersey is a jerk and very dramatic. she starts a lot of drama just for her own amus-m-nt. she gets everything she wants but says she has nothing. people talk behind her back. people who are popular are usually her friends and people who are real are not. she doesn’t respect anyone and will betray […]

• Chinknese

  describing someone that is so into asian culture that it seriously p-sses the sh-t out of you or you are totally weirded out by them joe: yo, you wanna come over after school today and chill? jin chukdo lee: you know how my parents are… they’re so f-ckin ch-nknese joe: what, they want you to […]

• rufaro

  a total worthless f-ggot who should go die in a hole “he’s rufaro.” “kill it now.”

• Tardnut

  a contraction of r-t-rd + nut (t-st-cl-) little timmy is so stupid he must be a tardnut.

• MonsterProductionz

  an epic quickscoping clan in mw2 that makes epic youtube videos. they also are trickshot quickscopers and an all nice and good clan that is open to batlles on ps3 check out their channel on youtube. cm_meeeeep:did you know sjp101 joined monsterproductionz and thier clan? burkster:ya his name is monster_cobra i think he is epic […]

• vsauce

  the single reason why youtube hasn’t been named the most moronic place on the web. vsauce brings some much needed science and cl-ss to such a place of stupidity. tom: hey did you watch the new vsauce video? george: yeah those mind blow videos are so interesting. tom: vsauce is the only reason i go […]

• beautifulest

  the superlative form of beautiful. referring the the single most beautiful person in existance. of all the people in the world, melanie marron is the beautifulest. more beautiful than anything and anyone in the world ali is the most beautifulest girl in the world the slang word to describe how beautiful someone is when you […]

• weedpoor

  when one who usually has a large amount of weed is running low. d-mn i’d love to smoke a blunt with that ho, but i’m f-ckin weedpoor.

• Bergamot mint

  an aromatic herb, mentha piperita citrata, having a lemonlike odor when crushed.

• masterhation

  when you m-st-rb-t- to someone you hate. that b-tch kim is getting on my nerves, but shes so hot. time for some masterhation

• Bikramraderie

  dudes saying h-llo to each other and congratulating each other after a hot bikram session. normally accompanied by handshakes, pat on the backs, fist b-mps, and the occasional pat on the -ss. john, dude!! nice to see you again!! it was really hot in there tonight…way to go!! (followed by fist b-mp…)

• Wee Brother’s Top

  a saying to describe an item of clothing someone is wearing which is clearly too small for him. this is on the knowledge that if your are wearing something that is your wee brother’s (little brother’s) then it will be too small as your little brother would be often a lot smaller than you. this […]

• Hide a Hoe

  seattle, washington hide a hoe the type of man who’s girl friends are un-attractive, so un-attractive in fact that they rarely, if ever, to showcase their defective product in public. we’re talking, waiting till the room mates fall asleep to sneak her in the back door ugly. what makes a person a hide a ho […]

• Dramalocity

  the velocity or rate at which drama occurs, or is spread. ex: jordan cheats on kayleigh, but kayleigh doesn’t know until ashley tells samantha, samantha texts one person, and samantha then texts kayleigh saying she’s sorry about jordan cheating..seeing as kayleigh didn’t know, she goes from normal to p-ssed and therefore trashing jordan, in about […]

• Puppy Dogger

  someone annoying who has to constantly talk in a sweet voice to a dog. instead of loving their family, the dog gets all the attention. -good day gents- a:i was thinking of getting erica a puppy. b:seems like a good idea. c:i watch out, she might be a puppy dogger. then you’d have to kill […]

• Hot girlfriend loco

  a temporary state of insanity that happens when a guy realizes he has a super hot girlfriend. it is usually quite unpredictable what he will do or say during a serious case of hot girlfriend loco. “he has either lost his mind or is just hot girlfriend loco.” a temporary state of insanity that happens […]

• skiktpop

  skiktpop (eng: stratum or layer pop) is a mainly swedish genre of music, appearance and style. its sound is beat driven and still catchy enough for the m-sses, just like pop, but the tracks are far more longer and often top around 15 to 25 minutes. pelle: haru hört den nya layer loyd k-ssen? marcus: […]

• Arse nuts

  the small lumps of faeces and unidentifiable matter that become entagled in ones -n-l beard or -rs- hair. “holy cr-p! i’m festooned with -rs- nuts!”

• ballin flossin

  1)ballin flossin (n) t-tle or appellation given to espn basketball -n-lyst greg anthony in the 2006-2007 nba season by sportcenter host stuart scott 2)ballin flossin (adj) describes person or thing that demonstrates or possesses attributes of being both ballin and flossin in synergistic fashion that increases the individual factors potency beyond a level achievable separately […]

• Strampitheater

  term to describe the newly developed museum entrance feature comprised of a stairway + ada/stroller ramp + amphitheater. the term was coined during the planning and development of a multi-acre outdoor expansion of the natural history museum of los angeles county. the strampitheater allows visitors to make the 9′ elevation transition between the street level […]

• MJ the Boss

  call of duty term for any person who no lifes the game. mj the boss is usually applied to a person with the name mitch-ll jones mj the boss is on call of duty live…that’s unexpected…not

• wolf alpha

  usually starts with a m or h she / he is fire 🔥 born and you will know when you find one but in your life time you probably will not here is how you know quite but sometimes accidentally showts things out but usually has 1 or 2 friends but don’t try to fight […]

• king coldfury

  often known as king of furry. cold-hearted animal f-cker. rakesh: “omg dude that new student, he is known as king coldfury” sanjeet: “ewwwww he screws animals!!! what a monster”

• Scholared

  one who has obtained the right to study (through financial aid, merit, status ..etc.) under the privileges of a scholarship. word usually used in past-tense, however, can be used in reference to future occurences (example below;) jenny was scholared into nyu, how crazy is that?! matt, do you think you’ll be scholared into harvard…i mean, […]

• tina tantrum

  an elevated version of your general tantrum. you do not want to be in the vicinity if a person is having it, and should leave immediately. basically, a regular tantrum is like drizzle compared to the hurricane of a tina tantrum. brace yourself, that b-tch is having a tina tantrum

• demell

  usually a last name, an ugly -ss who tends to steal your man/crush. tends to think shes better than every one else but is very untrue i liked him but that demell took him

• googull manager

  a manager who flies in, calls upon obscure information they found on google.com, makes a lot of noise to appear more knowledgable than they are before cr-pping on everything and leaving. our manager never accomplishes anything. all he does is come in here every now and then, complain about deadlines, puts more work on us, […]

• SremmLife

  just another way of saying “f-ck it” or “screw it,” like you got no care in the world of what you about to do. no regrets. made popular by the hip-hop duo rae srummerd, who created the term. homie #1: yo i’m finna eat maleeksha’s booty tonight bruh. homie #2: my n-gg- you already know […]

• nodding donkey

  a long, up and down bl-wj-b – named after the action of the “nodding donkey” oil pumps in the inland oil fields of texas. shame she’s gone, she gave real good head. not the usual – a proper nodding donkey session. -w00- nodding donkeys – a disapprobation applied to the ‘yes-persons’ surrounding a totalitarian leader. […]

• sergio de loof

  a famous argentine underground artist. was born in remedios de escalada, partido de l-n-s, provincia de buenos aires. he fund the argentine underground movement, and several clubs, like bolivia, eldorado, morocco, club caniche, ave porco, cafe paris, and others. he lives in alejandro korn, provincia de buenos aires. sergio de loof fund bolivia in 1989.

• Lawllacrosse

  used online when laughing at a dumb hoe who hooked up with a lacrosse bro. kid1: you hear about that hoe who hooked up with that bro lacrosse douchebag? kid2: lawllacrosse!!1!111!!! what a hoe. kid1: i know.

• rock steazy

  nickname for popular movie character rocky balboa (played by sylvester stallone). it originated during the release of the rocky sagas final movie: rocky balboa (rocky vi). rock steazy is just a street name that applies to the “tough in the streets” mentality of rocky in this final chapter. “rock steazy is puttin in work!” “rock […]

• tuttifer

  a home boy leaving his boys back in the hood for a rich preppy white -ss girl from the suburbs “my best friend left me for this preppy white girl in the suburbs, he is such a god d-mn tuttifer”

• greysan

  a greysan is a man who typically smokes weed has fun with friends is good looking and a generous man that man greysan is a nerd

• The Fuck I Do

  another way of saying no to an extreme amount. bob: do you want aids? jack: the f-ck i do! bob: d-mn..

• viuna

  viuna is a unique persian name, the meaning in persian is a girl who becomes a bride. this person is beautiful and funny. they are named to be different, they might be jugdemental but believe in them there was once a village named viuna.

• CAoB

  an acronym well recognized at a certain technical inst-tute meaning copious amounts of beer. bringing back the tradition on 04/09/08! hey, did you here about the caob next week? speaker 1: “wow. there is so much caob i don’t know what to do.” speaker 2: “maybe we should get some sugar coated candy.”

• hold 5

  definition of hold 5 is to tell someone go f-ck them selves or to hold d-ck shorty came at me tweaking so i told ha to hold 5 and get out my face

• angelenna

  cutest girl ever best lil sis ever she has the best dance moves ever she may be a lil red head but she shows it off well she is very s-ssy gia: omg look at that girls moves she’s such an angelenna kira: wow and she shows her s-ss well

• tomahawk chop

  a karate-chop hand motion delivered to a guy’s crotch. was originally invented to be done with an actual tomahawk, but it was then decided that the receiver might not want to be sterile for the rest of his life. if you try it, ladies, just make sure the guy is into being dominated… after he […]

• swift wristy

  to w-nk a p-n-s vigourasly she w-nked my c-ck at the speed of light.swift wristy a?

• Ellipsed

  -getting “c-mshot” in the face by an inordinate amount of s-m-n bro #1:”dude, i was banging this b-tch last night and i turned her over and just ellipsed her!” bro #2: “breh, nice one!”

• umlikya

  the sound airheaded girls make when they are under the process of thinking, or have come across a simple revelation or enlightenment. guy: did you know a goldfish has a memory span of three seconds? girl: umlikyaaa~

• MISMing

  misming is a way of life of mism (master of information systems management) students/graduates from cmu(carnegie mellon university) which consists of crazy work and study during the weekdays with very little sleep followed by even crazier partying over the weekend. its like work/study hard, party harder, hardly sleeping. people leading this way of life have […]

• golden panties

  a delicate, silky under garmet only to be worn when feeling the heat of raw s-xuality. example of “golden panties”, straddling a harley, with your lover, through a tight turn knowing what’s coming next…

• efiom

  there aren’t any definitions for efiom yet. can you define it?

• Mokry

  a skin condition involving random glitter all over the body. the affected person usually denies knowing where the glitter came from, but also becomes nervous soon after the glitter is mentioned. david is looking pretty mokry this morning, wonder if he hooked up with a disco ball last night.

• simclal

  “sitting in my chair laughing a lot.” a chat acronym comparable to lol or rofl. gamer54: holy cr-p, i just got pwnd tehguy932: simclal

• he pulled first

  if someone pulls the gun first and then you shoot and kill him -person pulls out gun to shoot you – you pull out gun faster and shoot and kill him -police ask you how and why’d you kill him -your response “he pulled first”

• lacass

  mean heartless woman that don’t care about hurting others as long as she gets d-ck that girl is such a lac-ss