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• oolong fever

  when a chinese person is attracted to black people. similar to yellow fever or jungle fever. oolong means black dragon in chinese. (ex: oolong tea) my friend victor is chinese and he loves black girls. he got that oolong fever

• Gupp

  inconsequential information or ‘back talk’ added to a conversation. also known as bs. it should not be confused with “guff” which is not the correct word for this meaning. person 1: “don’t bother me, i don’t want to clean” person 2: “don’t give me any gupp!”

• YouTube Off

  the process by which you battle someone or group of friends by rattling off(via email, instant message, or verbally) funny youtube videos. a winner is decided after the most hilarious video is presented and a unanimous winner is chosen, or a challenger backs down. my friends and i had a youtube off via email. someone […]

• Danmark

  the danish word for denmark. in denmark, you call it danmark.

• put shit on blast

  (verb) to relate someone else’s personal affairs to the world, esp. about s-xual relations. it was so obnoxious of her boyfriend to put sh-t on blast and tell everyone that his girlfriend put out last sat-rday night.

• love bugg

  a- your best friend b- the girl who will be there when no one else is c- … “you’re a dumb c-nt” “thanks, you too” “i overreacted, i’m sorry, i still love you” “no appology necessary, i will always love you.” “thanks love bugg” when two lady buggs get done from the -ss. “whoa did […]

• Sorry Ugly

  when a person is so ugly you feel sorry. not for the person you see but for the person that they are banging, because if they are getting laid it can only be by somebody uglier than the they are. janet reno is one sorry ugly b-tch.

• grimey retarted

  so hood to the piont where you dont care about any thing,including the way you dress,but u still have respect wearing your clothes backwards,waling around with tissue in your nose is definitly grimey retarted

• riding billy

  a guy and a girl are alone in a truck where he is riding in the middle while she drives. named after the first bozo we ever saw do it. leroy: hey bryan, did you see billy sitting in the middle seat while mich-lle was driving her truck? bryan: yeah, when it’s the other way […]

• Spin the top

  adj describing something really deep or intense; referencing inception and the spinning top. matt: hey man have you ever noticed how loved spelled backward is evol? zach: whoa. crazy. you really spin the top sometimes man. zoe: wait…isn’t that an eminem lyric?

• like the bottom of your pillow

  real cool. refreshing yo that cat bemorx “the platinumb cracker” is cool like the bottom of your pillow

• Big Pauly

  80 mg of oxycontin i could go for a big pauly tonight… someone who really enjoys their own company, video games, or the d-ck. freaken big pauly, you dumb idiot.

• wikibonded

  v. when two people bond over sharing wikipedia articles. jerrod and jamie really have something special now that they wikibonded over irridium flares and uvb. i heard they exchange articles everyday. how cute!

• Whoopish

  see also whooopish 1. the sound a bullwhip makes when cracked. 2. what happens to a fool-man when he gets out of line. 3. what happens to a naughty person when they request it. fool-man: i made such a mess thinking about you last night… saria: whooopish! naughty-man: that whip is kinda s-xy. would you […]

• Faber

  a self proclaimed a “good girl”. likes to have a good time with older gentleman. the kind of girl you stay up at night thinking about. extremely beautiful and smart. ticklish all over! hey faber get you’re fine as back to bed;). one who is a marijuana fiend. absolutely loves marijuana and it’s consumption dude […]

• MACHOSLAV

  alpha male amongst the slavic race. all genetic traces have linked back to polish ancestry. diligent searches in russia have turned up no machoslavs. very defined masculinity and a large muscle m-ss that stands above all others in any crowd. a large brain m-ss equates with upper level logic rarely matched and never surp-ssed. machoslavs […]

• Grimly

  dark, goth person. grim person that is ghastly a person that likes the dark cold person who likes being in the shadows a very chummily person lets go to the graveyard at night, we are a grimlies. lets make a goth group later called club grimly

• GFDI

  g-d f-cking d-mn it used as a general curse when a person is frustrated. “gfdi! why won’t this thing work?!”

• brazzers and chill

  chilling with a friend watching netflix hey bro, wanna come over to some brazzers and chill? – markus 2015

• sauceome

  an efficiently spoken derivative of awesome sauce, used to describe only the most awesome of things “dude i saw a lion leap from a cliff today on planet earth and he flipped three times in the air!” “sauceome.” sauceome! it’s when sauce is so good, it’s awesome keith – omg jim you try that new […]

• That’s hot

  phrase made famous by wold-renowned genius paris hilton. sounds like the opposite of “that’s cool” but means the same thing. (blasts paris hilton between the eyes with double-barrel shotgun) “now that’s hot, sk-nk.” a phrased used since forever recently trademarked by le paris hilton. it can be used in whatever situation, and it will always […]

• wiggalo-ing

  the action of performing the wiggalo are you gonna be wiggalo-ing at morning song today?

• Litesha

  known for her mesmorizing beauty, her luscious behind, and flowing mane. her smile shines like the sun. litesha is also known as joy or happyness. her double d tata’s are a hazard to most…watch out if shes jumping near you, black eyes are a common occurrence. her dimples are as deep as the deepest of […]

• library shenanigans

  when peeps and/or animals display deplorable behavior in a library in order to gain attention, while on an epic adventure. librarian: “you there playing loud muzak, eating an onion sandwich and dog-earing that encyclopedia… stop the -&-@! library shenanigans right this minute!” library patron: “oops, sorry – i was reading some cool non fiction stories […]

• Yasamin

  the name of a female. most of the time beautiful. very cool person to hang out with and doesnt like it when anybody pays for her breakfast lunch or dinner. also likes to hang out with all sorts of people but overall has a great personality and beautiful. cute yasamin hot personality a gorgeous pimp […]

• make butt

  to dork out; to act lame in a particularly spazzy way dude, look at that loser dancing like a donkey! he is totally making b-tt! brah, make b-tt!

• cheery-diggory

  the act of inserting cheerios into one’s -n-s and then eating them afterwards as a healthy way to start the day. i was so h-rny this morning, i gave myself a cheery-diggory.

• Toggle The Beam

  1) the act of toggling the beam on the game, flock! or 2) the act of casual masturbation 1) make sure to toggle the beam when you are herding the sheep to the motherflocker!! 2) nick: hey brodeo, what did you do this weekend? robert: well i played baseball for the most part, and afterwards […]

• medway

  also known as spedway. little town in the middle of freakn nowhere, ma. tradition is to have a bombscare in either the middle school or the highschool once a year. in either 2003 or 2004 someone set the dumpster on fire. all the kids think it’s wicked ghetto… p.s. it’s not. “dude, i live in […]

• magelig

  when a person is lying or sitting relaxed as if on drugs, without actually being on drugs person 1: are you high? person whom is magelig: nah i’m just magelig.

• minnesota seat cover

  to deficate all over the toilet seat. typically done at a public facility. the toilet didn’t have a fill tank to leave an upper decker, so i gave it a minnesota seat cover instead.

• Banzilla

  something that looks, but not is, like g-dzilla or related ent-ties. “ahhhhhh! banzilla! run!”

• Bootie Flu

  prison term for hiv/aids some people in the slammer have bootie flu and so probably are seen as less desirable mates to those that do not.

• Bryte opp bakdøren

  break the code to someones -ss independent of their gender. in other words, b-ttf-ck them. friend: i saw nilsz today. answer: oh! you wanted him to bryte opp bakdøren yours.

• kearson

  a boogly woogly dupid head. math homework =kearson. kearson is an amazing friend who will always be there for you when you need her. she has very beautiful eyes but not as beautiful as all the rest of her. she is an amazing person that loves all things. she is the bright sunshine of a […]

• Daphnee

  a very good looking girl who is popular with everybody. shy at first, but fun and friendly once you get to know her. smart and intellegent, and enjoys company. good at anything she does, and talented in the arts that’s a real daphnee girl

• khalsa

  initiated sikhs are often referred to as khalsa, khalsa meaning ‘the pure’. akaali nihang singh khalsa sikhs are often referred to as khalsa. also see singh khalsa mero roop hai khaas a quarrelsome person with terrible looks. he is always ready to fight with everyone. a khalsa keeps big beard and is disliked by the […]

• lg move

  the aftermath you receive when you reveal your feelings to a girl. the girl doesn’t necessarily have to be an lg but this tactic definitely is. basically the girl almost completely shuts you off and brings up a level of awkward as a reaction to your feelings. the lg move can be identified as ignoring […]

• gucci sex

  when a girl is riding a d-ck and suck another d-ck at the same time. she chokes and c-ms all over you. she later yells “this is gucci s-x” ethan: *pumps on you harder* faster baby grayson: suck on it baby you: *chokes* this is gucci s-x f-ck me harder daddy

• Autosave

  a feature of a software program that automatically saves an open doc-ment or file: i like to live dangerously and turn off the autosave feature in my word processor. an instance of this function: an autosave every three minutes. to save (a doc-ment or file) using this feature. to be automatically saved: most video games […]

• Mufa

  a jinx, or a person who brings bad luck to others or to other equipment. “argentina’s president may be off the hook as a mufa, a cursed individual, a jinx.” -seattle times a shortened version of the word “mother f-cker” you betta back up mu fa! ahhh mu fa these boxers are new! another word […]

• slave move

  a dumb or stupid error, that someone with a low education, such as a slave, might do. bruh michael pulled such a slave move. buy the domain for your cat site

• peach donut

  a subtle way to call someone an -ss hole 🍑-ss🍩hole stop being such a peach donut!

• Hoobaajah

  a) a pleasanter-sounding word for those who flinch at the mere mention of the “b” word and have difficulty seeing, thinking or breathing in the “b” word. b) a religion established around the dogma of eliminating all hospitals and needles and healing the sick through the power of onions between the toes. when the hoobaajah […]

• televisiony

  acting like your life is a television show why are you acting so televisiony

• smallediumexilarge

  a simple way to order every size of pizza in one order, usually while stoned. cashier: “thank you for calling washington street, round table! what can i get for you?” me: “i would like to make an order for pick-up. could i have a smallediumexilarge all meat marvel?” cashier: “a smallediumexilarge?” “what is that?” me: […]

• Petrologic

  petrologic. its petros’ actual world, a lot different than the ordinary one; it is multidimensional, electronic music plays in the background; a non-judgmental place with lots of nice people! drugs don’t exist there as petrologic is a drug itself! not everyone can understand or experience it as its structured in such sophisticated petrologic way that […]

• Knowledge

  giving someone oral s-x. he gave her some knowledge. 1 in supreme mathematics the acc-mulation of facts through observing, learning, and respecting knowledge is the foundation of all in existence, for it must be known in order to make it manifest. knowledge is the light given off by our sun, which is the foundation of […]

• sling rocks

  deal crack. you be slingin’ rocks?

• terminally

  fatally, irremediably, beyond hope of change. e.g. terminally stupid, terminally cute. miz thang, your dimples are terminally cute, but your boytoy is terminally stupid.