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• teslo

  taking care of people i have to teslo the kids and take them to watch movies.

• mouth hugging

  when you put a beer bottle in your mouth, and keep your mouth wrapped around it all day. josh: “mhmgdfhwrmhhh (attempts to talk while drinking a beer)” ryan: “you know i can’t hear you when you’re mouth hugging.” josh: “mmmffwrrggddsshh”

• chirag

  the pinnacle of greatness. the epitome of all things beautiful. usually characterized by someone who is outrageously funny! d-mn chirag is h-ll of fine, i wish i was him! often compared to the beauty of a sunrise or set. the highest level of ballaness.. known all over the world,chilled,laid back,loves to drink,would change for a […]

• Mittening

  mittening can be defined as a s-xual act between two consenting partners where the female’s body serves as a mitten for their partners hand. mittening: one partner, who can be deemed as the “receiver” and must be female, remains calm while the other partner inserts their four fingers into her v-g-n-. the thumb must be […]

• Bandwagon Betty

  b-ttclown that jumps on the hype machine of winning teams (see the jerm) look at that bandwagon betty sporting the spurs gear.

• nancy poo

  (v.) when you f-ck someone in the -ss and they sh-t themselves later. this girl p-ssed out and then nancy pooed on my foot.

• demiana

  a demiana is a very good friend, but will make you embarr-ssed any chance they get. they will also threaten to kill you, but deep down they love you. my friend is sch a demiana buy the domain for your diy site

• hmrb

  hold my red bull hmrb as i do this flip.

• blundo

  sarcastic lax bro who likes to make fun of people stop being such a blundo, i can’t take you seriously a term used in a moment of silence or an act of randomness. teacher: please finish this worksheet silently. joe: blundo! cl-ss: odd look, or laughter or… when your bored say “blundo”.

• lolabetes

  laughing so hard that it results in a terminal illness. i laughed so hard at his joke that my internal organs ceased to function properly; now i have lolabetes.

• Yunkyo

  leader of north korea all hail yunkyo

• james hansen

  huge c-ck you have a james hansen

• gambizzle

  to gamble!!!! to shoot dice, to play slot machines, to do it big in vegas. after work ima get my gambizzle on dawg!!!!

• Social Voyeur

  someone who enjoys viewing content on facebook, twitter etc without ‘liking’ or adding anything to the conversation “hey pete, good to see you, i’m loving your status updates and the pics you post” pete: “really now? this is fascinating. you tell me this now that you’re b-mping into me in the real world, but for […]

• Meconium-eating sister-fucker

  a white working cl-ss person. meconium is the tarry sh-t evacuated by newborn babies. people from west bromwich are a bunch of meconium-eating sister-f-ckers

• Mishael

  this is a name of person originating from a jewish background. it means artistic, beautiful, gorgeous, s-xy and humble! it’s an alternative name for possible, i.e a person with this name can do anything. mishael is also known as luck – meaning the person with this name can bring luck to him or herself as […]

• buster size

  when your idea of a good size tattoo is 2 inches and you are lovingly convinced to grow that tattoo into a 10-12 inch masterpiece. this may or may not be a good idea. “that tattoo is awesome! but just so you know he’s going to want to buster size it. -jenn

• You get beat up for that shit

  a weak and bashful excuse given for the refusal to perform any action. girlfriend: “will you go down on me?” boyfriend: “h-ll no!! you get beat up for that sh-t.”

• marvelous mammoth

  a female of immense physical proportions the girls height must vary from 6’2 to 6’5 and her weight must vary from 260 lbs to 310 lbs… any female exceeding these measurements must instead be referred to as a gigantor whale the ideal marvelous mammoth is 6’3 and 280 pounds these creatures have been known to […]

• Belgian Mud Pie

  sh-tting in a zip lock bag, sealing it, and then putting it in someone’s mouth. then you punch them in the jaw so they bite through the bag; and get a warm, delicious treat. d-ck chaney loves belgian mud pies

• dickstove

  a male sitting on another males ding dong jimmy sat on mr.matthews bare johnson

• frontin

  making a request of an individual (in many cases, your drug dealer) to accept your promise to pay in the future in exchange for immediate access to an item that you would like to purchase (in most cases, you would be looking to purchase drugs), in the event that you do not have immediate access […]

• Salty Prime Minister

  a canadian s-x act performed on a man, referred to as the “prime minister.” the man’s partner covers the prime minister’s p-n-s in maple syrup and pop rocks prior to performing f-ll-t– on him. robin: “do you have any pop rocks?” ted: “no, why?” robin: “have you ever heard of a salty prime minister?” ted: […]

• kevinize

  to f-ck with someone you shouldn’t: underage girls, employees that are doing their job well already, etc “did you hear about that 17 yr old that made out with the much older guy?” “yeah man. b-tch got kevinized” “hey, can you do this extra task for me that’s not really necessary but i’m under the […]

• dust taco

  cocaine concealed inside a taco sh-ll yo didja bring the dust tacos?

• shit stained balls

  when railing a girl, that does not whipe her -ss good, your b-lls slap against her p–per causing them to get sh-t on them. thus resulting in sh-t stained b-lls i was pounding the sh-t outa sussy smelly crotch so hard last night that my b-lls were slapping against her b-tthole. man talk about a […]

• college of the streets

  when someone learns a lot of hard knocks life lessons hanging out on the streets. my best friend went to harvard but i graduated from the college of the streets.

• Jew Condom

  the act of taking a used condom and turning it inside out and using it a second time. her: do you have protection? him: yep ( goes to bathroom, pulls out jew condom from trash, turns it inside out) (returns to bedroom and commences intercourse) her: is this thing ribbed?

• Wallrod

  the air pirate of the firearms community, harbringer of all that is good and evil, and lover of grindcore. use the word wallrod in an example sentence. wallrod the specimen of humour he’s doing a wallrod

• tranker

  stick that closes blinds in hotel rooms. they fall off because they are cheap and weak sh-t. i wanted to look outside and so i grabbed the tranker and pulled it right off.

• groupon

  when a bunch of guys happen to have a b-n-r at the same time. hooker: “it’s still full-priced fellas, i don’t give a groupon discount.” when a group of intoxicated women are dancing provocatively upon their single gay guy friend. who do those sk-nks think they’re fooling? it’s a total groupon! terrible customer service. you […]

• Tyrone Biggums

  the epitome of a crackhead. tyrone biggums has used the money he made selling real estate and winning fear factor to buy crack cocaine. cocaine’s a h-lluvadrug. lemme tell you something you might not know joe roegan… i smoke rocks. tyrone is america’s favorite crackhead. he can be found teaching cl-sses, partic-p-ting on fear factor, […]

• swacced

  to be swagger-jacked lendale white said he got swacced by having his nickname for him and chris johnson, “smash and dash”, stolen by jonathan stewart and deangelo williams.

• Esperanté

  a mythical lady who sells clocks from a cave in the mountainous regions of spain. she -ssociates only with wolves and seagulls. also goes by the names of naomi and pascal. “dude did you hear about esperanté?!” “… no, what happened?” “she totally got abused by seagulls and wolves whilst trying to sell clocks!”

• Garette

  fun, crazy, kind-hearted guy who loves to sleep and play video games. a garette knows most things you think you won’t need to know but you will! a garette is also stubborn during arguments or “proving a point” to others. garettes also have a short temper. a garette is very popular and gets along with […]

• Ipod Weekend

  a weekend spent alone with the sole function of uploading all of your cds onto itunes so that you can listen to them on your ipod. what did you do last weekend? was an ipod weekend so didn´t get out at all.

• Linxi

  even though it is an uncommon name, if you meet a linxi, you’ll find out soon enough that linxi’s are calm, caring, smart, and pretty individuals. most linxi’s have gorgeous black hair. guy one: yo wow, she’s smart nice and caring….. friend of guy: yeah, dude, i bet she’s a linxi

• Eckdode

  verb. to have or be affected by severe diahreah. can be used to describe diahreah in males or females. adverbs: eckdoded (past tense) or eckdoding (present tense). origin is somewhat unknown. i heard it as a kid in my community. if i eat too much fudge and mexican food i will eckdode. or- he ate […]

• DK Slut

  an uppercl-ssmen girl who is an extreme wh-r-, causing her to have very little to no friends. the friends that she has consists of freshmen boys, whose raging hormones causing them to lost sight of the fact that she is just using them for attention, and freshmen girls who are too naive to realize what […]

• pergaysive

  a person who is easily persuaded to turn gay, by the peer pressure of other gay pals or a f-g hag, or by the coersion of a person of the same s-x who is good looking enough and makes strong, s-xual avances. he is, but he is pergaysive and if he encounters the right guy […]

• zimmerman

  the act of asking a random and inappropriate question resulting in a heinously awkward situation. dude, she just pulled a zimmerman on me and asked if i thought she was loose. zimmerman (past-tense: zimmerman’d) – to provoke a physical altercation resulting in killing the target in self-defense; to provoke a fist-fight and shoot the opponent […]

• going stiff

  something like the p–p shuffle, going stiff is a tightening of all muscles in body to keep the sh-t held in your -rs- until you have reached the toilet, you can easily identify when someone is going stiff as they look like they are waddling very quickly while walking. hey greg, what’s wrong? going stiff […]

• check their oil

  when you stick your finger up your opponent’s -sshole. “bro if he’s got you in a hold check their oil, he’ll let go…. unless he’s g-y then hang on for a ride homie”

• Blayed

  if you are in any situation where you are not sober or thinking straight, you are blayed if someone doesn’t know what time it is, it is blayed o’clock!

• Whopgasm

  an -rg-smic like feeling that you get when biting into a whopper sandwhich from burger king dude… just had the best whopgasm ever…. buy me another whopper….

• Ghetto Gatorade

  salt sugar and water mixture used for rehydration. ugh i was stupid hungover this morning so i mixed up some ghetto gatorade

• furr pie

  a very hairy unshaved p-ssy. that ho has a furr pie that you can see through her pants.

• jelmerception

  a man seeing that someone he knows might be getting it on with a nice looking lady, waits for him to head to the toilet or the bar and then swoops in to take that lady for his own. i saw you with a really hot girl last night… yeah man, she was with ryan […]

• ladies who lunch

  rich middle-aged women with no jobs or other meaningful way to occupy their time, who descend on upscale cafes around lunchtime to hang out with each other more because they have nothing better to do than because they like the company. generally despised by cafe workers. i don’t know why ina garten has this “ladies […]

• baxterrr

  this girl is insane. but i love her and shes my bestest friend baxterrr loves elmo and will forever and ever and ever