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• myna

  myna is a name of a person but also of a bird. mynas are not a natural group;1 instead, the term myna is used for any starling in the indian subcontinent, regardless of their relationships. this range was colonized twice during the evolution of starlings, first by rather ancestral starlings related to the coleto and […]

• Wilg

  a wilg is someone (generally male) who is a bit of an eejit. he’s not fond of thought. for example he will often lose things. but he has his good points 🙂 oh you wilg!’ or ‘you’re such a wilg!

• Blow cod’n’ator

  when a male is playing call of duty, and his girlfriend(s), and/or female person(s) is giving him a bl-w j-b, while feeding him a wendy’s bacconator use the picture in your mind a blow cod’n’ator

• Marbled Up

  when something sounds very unclear/unrecognizable to the ear. something about whatever you are hearing just isn’t quite right! dd: i wouldn’t recommend listening to your drums and your ipod through the same speaker, you should split them up into different channels, if not, it will sound real “marbled up”! longo:those chicks want us to pick […]

• rip and dip

  when you have s-x (rip) and then leave soon after (dip) i went to my girlfriends house for a rip and dip. to go somewhere you would never go to for any reason other than to smoke marijuana — usually a blunt(to ‘rip’ a blunt) — and leaving as soon as the session is finished […]

• Mardy Rah

  when yo in a club and a girl be grindin all over you and then after a while you decide to grab that booty and realise they be sh-t everywhere on yo new treds and hand f-ck sake i had a mardy rah the other night

• kighted

  the act of seducing a woman to believe your intentions are righteous, and then to f-ck her and immediately never speak to her again. the girl complained to her friends about being kighted by some guy the night before.

• Gahgingeee

  1. deep in the lands of badagundagaaa, through the forest of agnor lies a rare plant which brings forth the gahgingeee seed. the smoke of the gahgingeee plant brings great joy to the villagers of kinky stinky. the smoke of the gahgingeee plant carries the villagers of kinky stinky through the forest of agnor, to […]

• Burning Man Festival

  an festival born from the society of pranksters and lighthearted industrial magicians known as the cacophony society (you may already be a member). existing peacefully and chaotically in the black rock desert from 1990 – 1996, in 1997 burning man was hijacked by antisocial rouge elements. these rogue elements incorporated the event and formed an […]

• too much pride

  not willing to let down your guard down enough, due to an over-exaggerated perception of self, to the point you might actually keep yourself from personal gain or harm or hurt others. not willing to give in, selfish.. too good to give in due to ones own perception of circ-mstances. unwillingness to change. insecurity or […]

• Woovle

  verb: the sound of something spinning in a circle. noun: something spinning around in a circle man a (spinning around in circles) “woovle woovle woovle”

• fakemurph

  when you crush murph, but you actually miscounted. don trump jr couldn’t have fakemurph’ed that workout better than i did.

• fozzil

  a person with an infection of the frank and beans causing melignant back spasms “look at that fozzil flale!!” “wow that guy must have a serious fozzil goin on eh”

• fucking coolest person ever

  stephen colbert, plain and simple. stephen colbert is the f-cking coolest person ever.

• Skinny Girl Swag

  a super skinny girl. also they are very fit. d-mn that girl mia got skinny girl swag

• Spital

  spital is a simple slang for a hospital. yo man, richie just got shot, and he in the spital. a slang contraction of the word “hospital.” it is a noteworthy coincidence that this is also the actual word for “hospital” in the albanian language. in certain neighborhoods of philadelphia pa, among emergency responders, it is […]

• moneycock

  1. used to express discomfort and/or aggravation. 2. a well endowed male. 3. emphasizes a joyous and/or celebratory occasion. 1. “aw, moneyc-ck! i accidentally -j-c-l-t-d on my favorite capris!” 2. (in community shower) “matumbo, you’ve got some moneyc-ck!” 3. (while entering a t-tty-bar) “moneeeyycoooock!” the amount of money a fellow is willing to spend on […]

• damnationdom

  h-ll d-mnationdom afflicted the evil spirit.

• eli lewis

  a low loser like bilal eli lewis is a poor youtuber

• bwaznatch

  a synonym for b-tch. used during school or something, whenever you can’t say b-tch. or when you just don’t want to. godd-mn. she’s such a bwaznatch

• no balls, no blue chips

  a variation on no guts, no glory. if you don’t take the risk, you don’t get the reward. b-lls, of course, refers to b-lls, and blue chips refers to the casino or poker chips of the highest value. “no b-lls, no blue chips” he exclaimed, as he pushed all in at the poker tournament.

• island car

  are often p-ssed from friend to friend – dents and scr-pes are mandatory – buy a nice seat cover at least for the driver side – do not repaint or get the dents fixed – do not lend it to a friend unless they are agreeable to a cash replacement – stay left and aim […]

• embetterment

  a non-existent word that george w. bush frequently uses in speeches and at press conferences. we’ve gotta promote the leadership that is willing to condemn terror and, at the same time, work toward the embetterment of the lives of the palestinian people.

• Newberry Springs, CA

  a small town that has no street lights because the town is so small. no one walks the streets at night because they’re so dark, and a walker could be axe murdered in the night and no one would hear them scream. homes are spread 5 miles apart, uphill both ways, and it’s a great […]

• oxy love

  the feelings of peace and love that a person gets when snorting or eating oxycodone. after snorting an oc20, i had mad oxy love for that stank-ss b-tch!

• Burgtramp

  in females, burgtramps tend to be unemployed women who abuse drugs, live off welfare, sell their foodstamps, and dont take proper care of their children. in males, burgtramps tend to be unemployed men who abuse drugs, physically/emotionally abuse women, live off welfare, or in some cases, live off the women they abuse. burgtramps are usually […]

• Mele Kalikimaka

  merry christmas in hawaiian. mele kalikimaka! what did you get from santa clause?

• Banita

  a d-mn fine girl with s-xy legs. yo! that girl a banita!

• VèBè

  a very rare species. the vèbà is a very velumptious bottomed mammal whose appearance is very beautiful sometimes with polk-a-dot nails sometimes mistaken for a lady bug. you can recognize them by their tiny feet. smetimes pretty dirty! morning rituals include a 6shot espresso concauction aka liquid crack! appearance and voice seems so harmless and […]

• home sliced orange

  a word used by white people who are writing in their oregon trail diary to write about their friends wutup my home sliced orange?

• forever after

  a good edmonton hardcore band did you just here that 780 band forever after , man they are rad

• YP

  short for “yes please” eliza: would you like some nutella and peanut b-tter thinly spread on a tortilla with a gl-ss of milk and male strippers? alene: yp. “your problem’ not your concern your friend calls you in the middle of the night and has just ran out of gas. your response is “sounds like […]

• Avni Mohindra

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• nudifice

  the act of running naked around the house while changing clothes. also applies when the person is wearing see-through threadbare underwear. stop running around the house nudifice!

• Omigawd

  a fun way to say “oh my g-d” some people find it annoying, which makes it even more fun to use. some people feel it’s using the lords name in vain, but as you can clearly see it’s spelled gawd, not god, so no, it’s not taking his name in vain. omigawd, you are so […]

• skaud

  to have or to engage in s-xual relations in a completely friendly way. skauding is the only possible way for two humans of the same s-x to have s-xual relations without being h-m-s-xual. as long as the actions are completely friendly, it is considered skauding and is completely appropriate. skauding is known to be much […]

• gtarsx

  – to turbo up a slow -ss rsx to reach 80% of the potential of a type s. – to foolishly believe the toronto leafs will win the stanley cup sometime. d-mn bro, that was a 18 second car!!!! not to worry, i’ll gtarsx myself to be faster

• scissor run

  an event that is considered “almost bad–ss” or “not quite bad–ss”; running with scissors. (in place of a verb) holy sh-t! that guy just totally scissor ran that handy-capped parking spot with his motorcycle!; woah! dude, you can’t just scissor run that guy with your car! there was a stop sign there!; omg!! i just […]

• boyff

  a boy that is your best friend i.e. bff that is a boy. my boyff and i are going to the movies. time for boyffee night. beef pr-nounced very slow when looking at a fat person paterson: look at that piece of boyff ben: buh

• 128

  to destroy, or end, demolish. slang named for the history of the trechorous m-ss highway route 128 which has alot of fatal or near fatal car accedents (i was in one) sven: i’ll 128 you or tim: what happed to your oldsmobile? me: i 128ed it the highway from h-ll. stretch of i95 and i93 […]

• unpredictashits

  when you suddenly feel the urge for a bowel movement out of no where .. not even a shart first , and you don’t have time to get to a bathroom it was quite embarr-ssing when she ran across the house with the unpredictash-ts !

• hobo handjob

  a handjob given without the aid of lubricant, as one might expect when trading a hobo crack for s-xual stimulation. “we were trying to keep it quiet, so she just gave me a hobo handjob. my d-ck’s still chaffed!” “hold it, b-tch! are you trying to start a f-cking fire with that hobo handjob??”?

• snewspaper

  the paper someone puts in front of them so no one can see they are sleeping i am an expert with the snewspaper. i am yet to be caught napping at work.

• Foundation For Law And Government

  a private, freelance organization of investigators, scientists and engineers who protect the innocent, the helpless and the powerless to go after criminals who operate above the law. the organization also -ssists the police in many investigations and is based in california with regional offices in las vegas and chicago. f.l.a.g is part of the knight […]

• Sophi Elizabeth

  a girl who acts very innocent, but when you get to know her you then realise that she actually loves a bit of c-ck. she may say very harsh things to you, but in the back of her mind she actually just wants you to par her life so she can get excited. some next […]

• G up

  what a toddler says when he/she is sleepy and wants his/her parent(s) to get up and carry him/her so he/she do not have to be burdened by uncomfortable feeling of having his/her feet on the ground. “gup mommy/daddy” (in the toddler’s head he/she is thinking, i am sleeping and want to fall asleep while being […]

• White Hat Theory

  a theory which has been proven on numerous accounts in which any man wearing a white hat is guaranteed to get poon that night. max’s night certainly backs up white hat theory. rather than hooking up with butch chicks like usual, he decided to rock his new white hat and, in turn, got with some […]

• ohmyhoneybees

  this is used in place of oh my goodness and such. its a word that is used by cc. she is perfect by the way. oh my honeybees! you’re on

• Tiahanna

  the most beautiful kind amazing sister and friend in the world tiahanna is independent kind beautiful and a caring friend the best person you will ever meet girl 1 hey why didn’t you come,over last night girl 2 oh i was helping a friend in need girl 1 you mean u were doin a tiahanna

• cancer research

  a charity have you heard of cancer research? yeah!