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• gulsum

  the most beautiful turkish lady you will ever meet. she is very sweet and very unique. you’ll never meet someone as amazing as her. “did you see gulsum last night?” “yes, i couldn’t get my eyes off her!”

• Cold Heat

  the condition of being a lesbian. she’s got the cold heat.

• craniumfuck

  a fancier way of saying mindf-ck, for those of us who need a little cl-ss in their lives. i do say old chap, that ball was quite the craniumf-ck.

• Spoogeman Jenkins

  an individual of lower intelliectual standing who tries to imatate the characteristics of one who posseses a d-ld-. also known as a person who releases -n-l man juice at the sight of elderly man. thirdly, someone who has been known to premie ejack in public situations. ahhh what is that crusty paste like sh-t on […]

• sausage chic

  what could normally be considered fashionable clothes that do not actually fit. usually 2-4 sizes too small. the result of deluding oneself that you can still fit into the clothes that you bought 5-10 years ago. the intern says that her clothes don’t fit because she recently gained 20 pounds. i think it’s a case […]

• shaycee

  a high spirited young lady with a smile that melts your heart! she is always there to listen to others yet often fights her battles alone! shaycee is fun and energetic but she is not one you p-ss off! she will make you feel as low as possible with that sweet little smile on her […]

• Mushing Bodies

  1. spending a lazy day off of work cuddling with your loved one on the sofa. 2. spooning 3. sharing body heat 4. b-mpin’ uglies 5. smashing synonyms: smushing it was the best of times, it was the worst of times. the cold winter came. we were mushing bodies to keep warm.

• Neglected

  implies giving insufficient attention to something that merits one’s attention the brat is being neglected by the anchovy. how women treat their husband after the honeymoon is over. if your wife says: “not tonight dear, i have a headache” you have been neglected.

• grossass

  a charmless individual who inspires disgust.a person of base character and sensibilities. “stop scratching your b-lls you gross-ss”

• bushy shew

  a nasty hairy v-g-n-. way too large bush man she had a bushy shew.

• Lesbian Anal Dildo

  a d-ld- used for female-to-female -n-l s-x by lesbians. dude, i was watching this p-rno and these two chicks were f-cking each other with a lesbian -n-l d-ld-!

• killin da game

  term typically used by african american males to express that they have an abundance of a resource “i have a stack on me.i’m killin da game”

• wankosis

  when someone has become a fully fledged w-nker to the point at which they have become insufferable he’s such a f-cking w-nker he has undoubtedly developed w-nkosis

• Ghetto Myspace

  noun, referring to the decaying social network known as mysp-ce. it’s also a reference internet meme started by the website ghettomysp-ce.net, dedicated to ghetto photos found on mysp-ce. someone sees a picture of a thug eating money. “that’s like something you’d see on ghetto mysp-ce.” or, “thats some ghetto mysp-ce sh-t!”

• skank-up

  someone’s makeup in a day, that was obviously applied the day before, maybe even a few days before. when the eyeshadow has creases and is uneven, and the eyeliner is crusted in the lashes, etc etc. girl 1: ewwww did you see that girl?!!!?1 girl 2: which one??1?!!?1 girl 1: the b-tch with the sk-nk-up […]

• Hubsy

  a good husband hanging out with my hubsy

• chin.5

  a chin and 1/2; -as opposed to a double chin; an ‘apprentice’ ‘morphoplastologist’, or; (“politically incorrect”) a ‘fat’ person! he had a chin.5 and was starting to appear ‘balloony’!! she was real sweet, but the chin.5 scared me! he lost some credibility because of the chin.5

• introductory offer

  (1) refers to how a “perpetually h-rny” guy thinks whenever a fellow bachelor verbally acquaints him with an attractive lady; the s-x-hungry stud interprets this casual introduction as an offer to him to take the gal to bed. (2) how a girl’s spread-eagled legs are interpreted by her significant other or by anyone else of […]

• chandriz

  a s-ssy, beautiful and strong woman that never gives up on life. she is very enthusiastic. no one can mess with her chandriz is the best 😉

• male manicure

  the act of biting one’s nails to trim them. my nails were pretty long so i just bit them to give myself a male manicure.

• Norning

  a portmantaeu of night and morning used by insomniacs to describe the time when they are going to sleep when it is not night “good norning” she said as she went to sleep at 6am. 1. a mixture in between times a little past midnight but before ppl usually wake up 2. time when n-body […]

• Park View High School

  the school for teachers who are too exhausted to continue teaching, but too poor to retire. attended mostly by white suburbanite kids who think they’re gangstas, and first generation hispanic immigrants who speak little to no english. many young people go on to become doctors, or lawyers, or engineers. students at park view high school […]

• Clockie

  a clockie is a person who is devoted to the book/movie a clockwork orange, people who dress like alex and his droogs, speak in nadsat, and perform the actions portrayed in the movie. 1. the members of the punk band the adicts are all clockies 2. after the release of the film “a clockwork orange” […]

• United states of American

  what you call people from the us, as to not confuse them with other americans. surely, only a united states of american could believe that america is a country.

• Wizz’n

  the process that occurs when it was, is, and will be raining. dude! it’s wizz’n hard out there. look at the raindrops!

• car hot

  a woman who appears as a hotty while driving a car and seen only from the shoulders up but actually has non visible ba-chunk-a-chunk fat -ss. the opposite of a b-tter head i was tracking this smoking hotty pulling up to star bucks in a benz but when she got out her huge -ss proved […]

• gerontocracy

  a government where old people are in charge. the us’s gerontocracy is getting very out of hand!

• gofccyourself

  i popular hashtag and phrase used on many social media websites after the fcc has announced to repeal net neutrality. it’s a “play-on-words” to indirectly say, “go f-ck yourself, fcc.” twitter post: “let’s stop the repeal of net neutrality #gofccyourself”

• slickie

  an aroused, wet v-g-n- she was purring when my fingers rubed her slickie.

• thingamabobberdohickeything

  a thing that you are not sure about um….ummm….that thingamabobberdohickeything….

• catie rose

  a girl who is super hot and super nice and funny and basically the dream girlfriend and bestfriend. short with blond hair and blue or green eyes and a wicked smile holy sh-t i wish catie rose was my girlfriend

• Side of Fries

  when a chick sucks a line-up of c-ck. (at least 5 d-cks) we had a party over at joe’s and it was a sausagefest, so we called up misty and got a side of fries.

• Masturbetes

  a common yet often undiagnosed disease normally developed in but not limited to the late teens, namely freshman year of college. although it can be seen in the rare female case, masturbetes affects mainly males. this disease causes the t-st-cl-s to produce large amounts of s-m-n and testosterone, thus causing a drastic peak in the […]

• Finger sex

  the act of putting a condom (used or not) on your fingers as many as you please or even your whole fist and have your partner create a hole with their hand and you then insert your fingers or fist into the hole and move in out repeatedly multiple times me and my friend had […]

• ingat

  ingat is a filipino word. for take care ingat- take care my friend

• KHAIIPS!

  slang for cops, or when you want something from someone else, and the usual “gimme some” doesn’t work. can be either “dude lemme khaiips somma that” or you hold out your hand, flat and say, “khaaaaiiipsss!!!!” dude, khaaaiiippppss!!!!!!!!! where?!?!?! yonder!!!! or dude gimme no way -sswipe khaiips! aight, aight -hands over the goods- you win

• shitabis

  sh-tabis is the worst weed you can buy its almost like the dealer picked it from his -ss crack d-mn dog you paid thirty bones for the sh-tabis

• He be good

  a common statement terming the abilities of professional baseball player who plays well during a season to garner support for an major league award there are some pretty good pitchers who have a real shot at al rookie of the year, but ron washington feels shortstop elvis andrus should get the nod. as he states […]

• Post Modern Writing

  in recent litreature, an excuse for terrible writing, with no-coherence/sense. sprinkled with pop culture references to things like, corporations, fashionable drugs, celebrity and religion in an attempt to be ‘relevant’. usually a lifetimes supply of worthless overdrawn metaphors and name dropping mordern artists. such as escher. oh and name dropping nietszche wins you 20 cool […]

• Anahuac

  (not a name, but a name for a type of living style) a living style based on laziness and being sheltered. this every day life style consists of sleeping, eating, video games, going on the computer, music, smackin the goose, poor connection to friends outside of school, poor grades in school, being grounded a majority […]

• spylent

  when you’re playing resistance and you’re the spy and completely silent. john didn’t say a word the whole game, he was spylent! buy the domain for your art site

• mouth piñata

  when a man, or woman, stuff their mouth with s-m-n or other tasty treats, and others take turn using their p-n-s to smack the “treats” out the persons mouth for all to enjoy. we got so drunk last night we ended up playing mouth piñata until a huge rod busted open their mouth to release […]

• weejy

  a fat or squishy animal especially in the nasal region, much like a camel or a horse “hey, isn’t that a weejy horse” “yeah sure is”

• pyng

  a beautiful girl with innocent eyes. she is the equivalent of the brightest star in the night sky. her face makes you fall in love and her smile melts your heart. my angel pyng

• yellow sprinkler

  when you pee on an unexpecting person hey i just gave that guy a yellow sprinkler

• north philadelphia

  the result of an experiment to concentrate crime in philadelphia to one area. north philadelphia: it’s mugtastic!

• stowupland

  a village near ipswich that contains stowupland high school, the high school for peng students like christie and james and some c-nts. oh man have you been to stowupland high school? i hear that girl christie and that guy james go there?!

• poopsquash

  an expression of sorrow or regret. an alternative for cussing. .. if someone stubs their toe.. p–psquash

• compratio

  compression ratio a .tiff image file has a lower compratio than a .jpg file

• File Wacker

  a lawyer or consultant who adds time to overcharge their clients for work completed to meet their billable goals of the firm did you hear that kate is getting a huge bonus check from the firm? i heard. she is a huge file wacker. she bills her clients more than she actually is at the […]