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• US Scareways

  used to describe the airline us airways, usually pertaining to their lousy customer service, constant delays, and of course, lost luggage. person # 1- dude! us airways lost my luggage! it had all my clothes in there! person # 2- oh, you mean us scareways?

• Frojects

  a residence that one thinks is akin to ‘the projects’, but really is not at all the same. “yo, last week in my frojects, some dude tried to jack a magazine i was throwing out.”

• shredoriffic

  an adjective used to describe a “riff” or piece of music as being extremely technically difficult or “b-tchin’” dude, that guitarist just laid some shredoriffic sh-t!

• peach snapper

  generally a male who wears a white tommy bahama shirt and pink snapper shorts. he spends his time stealing the -n-l virginities of men and women alike. collin: my -sshole hurts… victor: why? -suddenly brandon walks in- brandon: it was me the peach snapper!

• Emo Coaster

  1. experiencing shallow emotions that change quickly. 2. becoming emo because it’s hot and everyone else is doing it. sal: shawn was really depressed in algebra today but by english comp he was happy again. then by history he’d quit the football team, dyed his hair black, and had it cut so his bangs are […]

• Thrissur

  the cultural capital of kerala, india. a beautiful town famous for festivals and has got it almost for half the time of a year. it has got iconic art forms, which have made thrissur a fabulous destination for tourists who love arts and nature. the main festival is known as thrissur pooram -(pooram means carnival […]

• Uni Nigger

  university students that continue to reap the benefits of the governments support well after they are able to graduate. uni n-gg-rs will often delay or prolong their degree to allow them to claim further student allowance and poverty payments from their parents. person 1: hey man how is uni going? person 2: oh i graduated […]

• Mafube

  a four-sided banana. it is usually boiled and eaten and seldom eaten ripe. i prefer making green mafube salad instead of a green banana salad.

• kmart mom

  a woman that is rather trashy and buys everything except her crack supply at her local kmart store. ashley is such a piece of trailor trash, she is truly a kmart mom.

• brown cheeks

  it’s when someone doesn’t wipe good enough, thus, leading to brown, sh-t stained b-tt cheeks. after that mexican/margarita dinner last night i went home (slightly buzzed) and took a huge dump. unfortunately, i woke up the next morning with brown cheeks. i was a little p-ssed, but i guess its better than cr-pping my pants.

• schleusner

  someone who cannot function without coffee. or. the act of being unable to function as a person without coffee. this morning i was such a schleusner until i had my coffee.

• drku

  don’t really know you tbh / drku /we should talk more / rate 3000009

• Muffin Slope

  slang for a woman’s v-g-n-. -n-logous with the slang term disco stick in reference to the male p-n-s. ex 1: let’s have some fun, this beat is dope, i want to take a ride on your m-ffin slope. ex 2: todd’s mom has one h-ll of a m-ffin slope.

• battlelore

  a badd-ss epic metal band that sings about middle earth. they use a “beauty and the beast” style where their lead vocals alternate between a woman singing and a man growling battlelore lyrics: (attack of the orks) they shall raze your villages, destroy your camps rape your cattle and slaughter your wives under the darkness […]

• bowzin’

  the act of partaking in simple activities that require no more brain power than the average drinking game. ex. 1) “yeah man, i can come over, i’ve just been bowzin’ ” 2) “are you busy?” -“nah, i’m just bowzin’ around” synonyms: chillin’ out, maxing, relaxing all cool…taking it easy…laying low.

• swoopty

  the act of giving or getting oral pleasure a bl-w j-b, eating the box etc u wanna give me the swoopty let me get that swoopty (adj) cool, hip, funky, neat that sure is a swoopty user interface ya got there. i got a swoopty new way to play (enter game of choice here). 1. […]

• ebgod

  acronym used by boys ususlly in the teen phase to be a “secrets code” or a snapchat group chat with the boys. e- every b-b-tch g-gets o-our d-d-ck. basically every b-tch gets our d-ck. jalen- “yo ebgod with mercedes” kaleb-“h-ll yeah ebgod with kiley” sebastian-“yo check the ebgod gc on snap” damyian-“h-ll yea bro ebgod”

• hairy mound

  a afro-like mound of hair covering a woman’s upper and lower fluffer, generally seen on a s-xually frustrated or confused l-ss, whom is physically unaware of the m-ss amounts of hair follicles, ranging from .6-9 inches long, sprouting out of her too-tight pot-v-g-n- induced acid washed jeans. (though the 80’s fashion trends have died out, […]

• iPhonation

  a collaboration of iphone and nation. simply the m-ss users that experience the awesomeness apple has provided us. also the majority of the world! “come on board and join the iphonation, everyone is doing it!

• bothy

  a bothy is a basic shelter, usually left unlocked and available for anyone to use free of charge. it was also a term for basic accommodation, usually for gardeners or other workers on an estate. bothies are to be found in remote, mountainous areas of scotland, northern england, ireland, and wales. “bothy” may be a […]

• Bomb Diggity Dawg

  noun-a great, wonderful canine,human or other animal paulie (my golden retriever)is the bomb diggity dawg! he rocks!

• impry

  to look between a womens legs up to her v-g-n- and look inside i love to impry my woman

• onanym

  noun. a nickname given by/to oneself solely to boost one’s (self-)image. also: onanickname. i refuse to call him “the wonder boy.” that’s such a horrible onanym i wonder if anyone ever calls him, period.

• Real Beans

  to be so real it’s out of this world! mike: jt you blow. jt: real beans

• Shitting me down

  when a girl/guy is shutting you down but literally sending you the sh-ttiest text messages. f-ck! i thought this b-tch wanted my d so bad, but she’s sh-tting me down right now

• narika

  a lovely young talent lady, who will go far. creative and sporty. beyound beautiful inside and out. beautiful narika

• fat patter

  insult used for teacher, subst-tute for “f-cker” “dude, that fat patter gave me an f!”

• backwards justin bieber

  the code word for a bl-wj-b will: whats another word for a bj jack: i dont know a backwards justin bieber will:what? jack: see jb backwards is bj

• Alex Provalone

  some f-g who everyone hates. harrison said, “f-ck you alex provalone” greg said, “ha he totally deserved it for being an alex.”

• boonyak

  a person of low repute or poor taste. man, what kind of nativity scene has frosty the snowman and papa smurf witnessing the birth of christ? must be your new neighbors are boonyaks. 1 more definition add your own 2 deriving from the individual words, boon : – meaning loyal and faithfull friend, and yak […]

• smoking sponge

  smoking sponge: when you smoke a cigarette down to the filter ‘throw that cigarette , you’re smoking sponge’

• henry chen

  a common and typical name for a chinese guy. my brother’s name is henry chen. literally.

• ballerass

  a higher stratification of the term “baller.” person a: i just bought the new kanye alb-m person b: how is it? person a: balling. person b: is that all? person a: correction–it’s baller-ss. having surp-ssed “cool” or “tight”. it’s the drunk dude who nails two sober chicks at the same party; the song that makes […]

• Ascrs

  ascrs american society of cataract and refractive surgery

• inboxundation

  lots of emails, too many even, inundating an inbox. please stop sending me emails, my outlook is facing inboxundation.

• Kirstened

  the act of getting so drunk that you make the decision to let multiple random men penetrate you. girl 1: i don’t remember what i did last night. i was so drunk. girl 2: how do you not remember getting kirstened last night by those 5 guys from the bar? girl 1: oh know, not […]

• PCMC’s

  pcmc, refering to “p–p colored meat curtains” meaning a females p-ssy lips that are brown or dark purple colored, often like sh-t, as if they were wiping from back to front, not front to back. it is actually very normal among women. but a funny joke none the less. bob: d-mn sarah has got some […]

• thut

  thut was discovered by brian williams is 2015 of april. it means when a girl is or boy is a thot + a sl-t. if someone calls you a thot. call them a thut. that b-tch is a thut. i f-cked her last night man she a thut the place between your thigh and b-tt. […]

• shpoppin

  the act of being a realy cool person, can mean anything you want it to. someone that is idolized. can be used as shpopp as well. jake: whats up shpoppin! hunter: not much shpoppin how about you jack? jack: pretty d-mn good shpopp.

• South African Death Lock

  the south african death lock is when a man is eating out a chick then she starts peeing so he throws up in her p-ssy. then he puts his d-ck so far down her p-ssy that she sh-ts all over him. after this he becomes so angry that he spits on her vag then puts […]

• hong kong hair cut

  an old navy term refering to a bl-w j-b. sarge nearly missed the jump because he was getting a hong kong hair cut.

• Trojcak

  extremely s-xual being, also goes by bootycak, loves people named mich-lle and also loves jorge+maggie time with friends. drinks m-ss quant-ties and loves to sing “i’m a survivor”. loves rainbows and puppy breath. dude 1: d-mn baby got back dude 2: must be a trojcak dude 1: naw she’s a bootycak

• SPRC

  small puerto rican c-ck mark irizarry has a sprc

• booshakka

  a triumphant call of agreeance and support. i’m very excited to go to the zoo today. booshakka!

• call the game

  a person who calls the game is the one who has to plan how to make each move. a: what is your position on the baseball team? b: a catcher. a: oh, so you have to call the game, don’t you?

• Cybt

  internet shorthand for “can you believe that?”. “did you see that guy get dunked on. cybt?” pr-nounced s-bit. used to describe a c-nt while typing without actually saying the word c-nt. also a typo. d-mn you’re a cybt. do you know jess? yeah, shes such a cybt.

• buffuck

  top definition performed while in the working environment, grab one’s hips or midsection, and proceed to violently thrust your pelvic region into the catacombs of one’s r-ct-m while laughing and screaming wildly, something similar to a hyena. “hey bob check out billy bent over there, i think imma buff-ck” “jack proceeded to buff-ck joey so […]

• panunny

  a panunny is a word for the female genitals that have been tucked away between crossed legs, away from view and used for a long time. this causes it to be squashed together just like a panini. any chance i can get to your panunny tonight it’s been months.

• jourdanne

  jour-danne n., jor-danne -noun 1. an imperfect, filipino american human being 2. a small town 12 year old girl from mo veezy! jourdanne is in love with edward cullen.

• Rule 34.5

  if it exist’s, there is a pony variation of it. person a: “what if there was p-rn, but with ponies?” person b: “rule 34.5” 1 more definition add your own if it exists, there is a subreddit of it. anon: nice picture of a penny. don’t you think that belongs to /r/numismatics? op: i didn’t […]