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• Muffafles

  1.) a waffle made from m-ffin mix. 2.) the most awesome food ever created. 3.) a comparative used to relate one’s satisfaction with an object or idea. 1.) i’m having m-ffafles for breakfast! 2.)”so, what did you think of that film?” “the only thing better would be m-ffafles!”

• clucksircock

  a person who possess’s a chicken p-n-s for a brain. they are idiots and should not be trusted. they also suffer from severe p-n-s breath. commonly used during acts of statutory rape. you are such a clucksirc-ck. stop smelling like p-n-s. get away from me.

• Dariane

  the action of playing with and/or manipulating a lot of guys at the same time, making them think they have a chance with you. that b-tch pulled a dariane on me… i was so naive. feelsbadman #attention wh-r- b-tch fake

• Lightning Flash

  the electrical transference of energy due to atmospheric pressure change which causes a quick transfer of energy called lightning (or a lightning flash). the fire was started by that lightning flash

• man skirt

  when a man puts on a skirt and doesn’t want to call it a skirt. or, not to be confused with the original definition, a kilt which is a male skirt but has a different material and pleats on the back. “rocking the man skirt.”

• balmir

  courageous, bold and clever individual. never the type to be loud and obnoxious and reserved. quick wits make him the perfect basketball player and loves math puzzles. will never like edm. that gladiator name has to be balmir

• Foceee

  anyone who had had relations with oky “i slept with oky last night. im such a focee”

• musco

  a musco is a chode. a disgusting dirty one at that. just atrocious. d-mn did you see that fat piece of sh-t. he is totally rocking a musco. that is one dirty little musco. gross man.

• quotayvion

  a dumb-ss black n-gg- that guy is being a quotayvion

• Dreher

  slang for the s-xiest man alive; also used for a man who is amazing with his hands and an excellent chef. known to have the most sensual eyes of all mankind. i walked into the kitchen and found a dreher standing behind the counter offering me a freshly made spinach frittata.

• sixtyfps

  1: optimal framerate for an ntsc television, consisting of sixty half-frames; thirty a-frames, and thirty b-frames. 2: champion of pure, logical, empirical thinking. sixtyfps is pwnage on my television. sixtyfps saturates my favorite irc channel with many volumes’ worth of prodigious, relevant, engaging banter.

• wavii

  cool,awesome ,something that requires priase those shoes are wavii what you did in math was wavii

• Spawnahawk

  a term used in call of duty black ops when a player sp-wns and immediately throws a tomahawk and gets a kill. wtf! i just got sp-wnahawked!!!

• glove it before you love it

  meaning… “put on a condom before you have s-x.” girl:: you better glove it before you love it bcuzz i cant get pregnant!

• red comb

  you need a piece of booty immediately. when a rooster gets in heat his comb turns really red. “billys got a red comb i do believe. he’s acting like a cat on a hot tin roof!”

• bump titties

  old school term used for fighting n-gg- lets b-mp t-tties

• spadonka

  this another way of saying the males organ aka p-n-s. girl do you know what i would do to you ? look at my spadonka!! i’d beat that up!!!

• ass nipple

  a person who has no idea what the h-ll he is talking about, but claims he is an expert in the subject. he talks down to others claiming he knows all, until he gets shut down hard. hi tech support? i am an it professional and my internet doesn’t work! you better fix this now. […]

• Poop streaker

  when a person takes a dump in the work bathroom and leaves p–p streaks on the toilet and a co worker rats them out to the boss. karen went to the bathroom and left streaks of p–p on the toilet. her co worker complained to the boss and she is now known as the p–p […]

• Shredded Pork

  an engorged and puffy pork ring post a climactic round of unlubricated -n-l s-x. girl i can hardly walk to my desk this morning. luther bent my soapy -ss over in the shower and left me with a towel and shredded pork.

• dinksqueezer

  someone who loves the p-n-s so much, strokes it everyday ’till boredom and pain strikes physically and mentally – therefore needing to find a different way to pleasure himself ( squeezing ) . this squeeze should have a firm grip and should be squeezed like a stress ball. man1: look at that man over there, […]

• Hit the Sausage

  a euphemism for masturbation. after not hooking up with his bosses hot daughter, adam went home and hit the sausage.

• funt cucker

  your friend who you enjoy spending time with, but gradually gets under your skin until you don’t like him, then you befriend him the next day akbar: “oh that tom and michael, they’re right funt cuckers.”

• cheeky little bugger

  what dan howell (danisnotonfire) called phil lester (amazingphil) in a younow brodcast when phil pointed out that he had changed the names around from “dan and phil” to “phil and dan”; also a quote from their book ‘the amazing book is not on fire’ (on amazon and any bookstore near you) d&p: “which phil and […]

• I could just fart rainbows

  such a warm happy feeling inside over something utterly delicious or satisfying, extremely pleasant, fullness of self. i am so happy that you, two, finally got married: i could just fart rainbows.

• Old White-Haired Caucasian Republicans

  absolutely heartless, terrible, cruel people. the failed invasion of north korea could only come from one source: old white-haired caucasian republicans.

• speed knots

  punches delivered in rapid succession to the head. i’m handing out speed knots to any one of these b-tch -ss motherf-ckers. a fast punch to anywhere on the head but the face that leaves a b-mp, or knot.. get out my set sun, or youse gon git a speed knot!

• Rudich

  enjoys watching people weston hey, did you see those two guys leave the party. the one guy westoned, the other guy rudiched.

• ms. george

  a s-xy brunete with big nice t-ts and a nice -ss who goes to morgan fitzgerald middle school and is a secretary and is s-xy af i want to t-t f-ck a ms. george

• ben mcewen

  the most s-xy man with the biggest d-ck omg my boyfriend is such a ben mcewen

• The Hamilton Pivot

  when someone is drinking high quality alcohol all night, and then chooses to drink something of significantly lesser quality to end of the night. the name is derived from the town of hamilton, ontario, a city one hour removed from toronto, ontario. we were drinking shots of patrón for hours, and then this guy pulled […]

• fossil fucker

  someone who f-cks older women or men 20 yrs or older than them. jennifer, why are you f-cking my dad? kim, im a fossil f-cker and i want to thats why.

• scrobbing

  scrobbing is the act of running a program that tracks what songs you are listening to and uploads them to a social network such as the website that coined the phrase, last.fm this is a voluntary action and though it sounds like an invasion of privacy, the users consent to scrobbing so they can compare […]

• tank top

  a sleeveless, tight-fitting, usually knit shirt with wide shoulder straps and no front opening. tank tops a sleevless woman’s shirt with a wide sp-ce between the straps where did you get that tank top?

• poonmate

  a synonym for “friend with benefits”. more modern and hip sounding. hey ray, who was that your girl you were talking to? na, that’s just my poonmate.

• Joel Barlow High School

  situated in redding, ct this high school is made up of the easton and redding kids, because both towns are basically too small to have their own place. school spirit is at an all time low, and doesn’t seem like we’ll start yelling ‘barlow’s got the power’ with our disliked cheerleaders until our athletics shape […]

• 11 in 11

  the rally cry chanted by the cardinals fans, during the 2011 season, as the cardinals were going for their 11th world series t-tle. the cardinals got into the postseason on the final day of the season, after being down 10 and a half games. they beat the phillies, and the brewers. then in 7 games […]

• Metropolitans

  the full nickname of the new york mets national league baseball club, which began their first season of play in 1962. the team colors are blue (taken from the defunct brooklyn dodgers) and orange (taken from the defunct new york baseball giants). the metropolitans won the world series in 1969 and 1986. home games are […]

• No Girl

  a phrase used after yeah boy mainly if you think its cliched and annoying. john- haha yeah boy you – no girl.

• velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors

  a velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors. normally used to kill everything in a room or open sp-ce, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb…if used properly. no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the n-z-s while researching the effects of […]

• not to put too fine a point on it

  “excuse me for being blunt” (i.e., “excuse me for making a pointed comment.”) followed by “but” and a blunt statement. not to put too fine a point on it, but you were the one who suggested we should split up so we could search the creepy old house more efficiently for the axe murderer.

• reidism

  is act of saying some stupid sh-t, but yet still expect them to understand the opposite of what you said. “i do my grocery shopping at huck’s gas n’go” the original reidism

• swickin

  the words frickin and sweet combined. used to describe something so amazing or incredible that you cannot get the words frickin and sweet out of your mouth in two seperate words. good luck varsity is swickin!!!

• cummingtonite

  1. magnesium iron silicate hydroxide, also known as “c-mmingtonite” 2. a mineral that has probably the funniest name ever. i found some c-mmingtonite in these rocks! -sn-gg-rs-

• Awkist

  another word for awkward. sara: do we know her? alex: i dont think we do. both: ooo this is awkist

• Swabble

  a slang acronym meaning to fight, whether it is a 1on1 fight or a rumble, to exchange hands. swabbling must involve physical contact, verbal slurs is not considered swabbling. person 1: “waz’ good n-gg-? heard yo b-tch -ss got beef wit me, w-ssup n-gg-, i got the twin eagles hanging down my crotch n-gg-, waz’ […]

• tossing coils

  b-tthole to b-tthole contact. kissing b-ttholes. pretty self explanatory. the most sensual moment in my life, was the first time i was tossing coils with my father.

• the wendy cut

  tailoring your top to fit comfortably around neck. mainly with unis-x tshirt style shirts. cut is made with scissors exposing collarbone. she felt trapped in her shirt, so tight around neck and felt as if could not breathe, she picked up a pair of scissors and quickly made the wendy cut .

• no jhons

  no excuses for a loss in super smash bros. “dude you only won because you used cloud” “no jhons cuck”

• varela

  the coolest name to have, people with this name pwn everyone. varela, you are tyte.