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• Titty warbler.

  someone who when confronted with large breasticles begins to warble in a florence and the machine type tone. also an unofficial fifa approved insult when an opponent scores a jew goal. 1) “she’s got big t-ts” … ” waahhhhhhhhhhaaahhhhh” 2) why do you always jew goal you m-ssive t-tty warbler. (northern insult only)

• edgelynn

  an edgelynn is one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet. she’s strong in many ways, agressive and loud and can be rude but always somehow is there to help you. she’s kind and funny and deep down very lovable. lowkey popular you’ll find her around everyone. brown eyed and has beautiful hair find […]

• Drive-by Whoring

  the act of getting a group of your friends, creep up to your ex-lover(who cheated on you)’s house in the car, peel-out your tires, everybody in the car screaming at the top of their lungs “wh-r-!!!”, & drive away, leaving everyone in the neighborhood informed that a wh-r- lives in that house! stacy got it […]

• an arabian date

  an offensive term for a one night stand if you are going to have your carnaldetism during an arabian date, make it a memorable one

• 3 Guys 1 Hammer

  before i get to the “definition”, just hear this: never, ever, ever, ever watch this video wherever you may find it because it leaves a troubling image burnt into your mind that depresses you whenever you think about it. anyway… 3 guys 1 hammer is a video that (unfortunately) is an actual video of 3 […]

• Ricky Ticky Tar Tar

  someone who is sneaky and being a r-t-rd, trying to get away with knowing how to do something with no knowledge whatsoever. usually named rick or richard i can’t beleve rick is such a f-cking idiot, what a ricky ticky tar tar

• grundle garden

  the m-ssive collection of hair between your corn hole and your scr-t-m/vag that may contain any number of items including unidentified species and and leftover dinner. her grundle garden almost suffocated me.

• gdsl

  only hunter and steven know d-mn bro, she’s got some gdsl

• cum cabana

  a cabana for your d-ck to c-m inside of. this includes p-ssy, -sshole, mouth, or any of your other favorite holes. me and jenn had amazing s-x last night. i ended up c-mming in my c-m cabana.

• Steiss

  a small german-canadian family whose last name means “b-ttocks” in their native language. cute and smart, they have bright green eyes and creepy stares. did you see that girl at the lo pub last night? yeah she was totally a steiss!

• half wood

  a state of semi erection of the p-n-s when sean showed colson his p-n-s, he had a half wood

• boobytime

  time that is given by your significant other according to amount of chocolate you give them “here are some chocolates” “thank you hunny you get 15 extra minutes of b–bytime!” 1 more definition to have a good time enjoying ones self – often at an event or social gathering hey paul, did you have a […]

• genome

  for a biologic organism, the genome is the entire set of hereditary information in dna form (in some virus, rna), needed for that organism to replicate itself. it was many years before the the human genome project was completed. a crazy guy on msn and irc. does stuff and thinks about the consequences later. genome […]

• Wrung

  simple past tense and past participle of wring. to twist forcibly: he wrung the chicken’s neck. to twist and compress, or compress without twisting, in order to force out water or other liquid (often followed by out): to wring clothes. to extract or expel by twisting or compression (usually followed by out or from). to […]

• 🍌

  a healthy nutritious fruit that is full of pot-ssium: a banana i love to eat bananas as they give me energy!🍌 a boys or mans p-n-s “ come to my house we can have fun . 🍌🍑!”

• Pulling a Will

  when co-workers set an event outside of work, and one co-worker bails without notice after he/she agreed to meet up. co-worker 1: is co-worker 3 still coming? co-worker 2: na, he’s pulling a will. co-worker 1: i saw that coming. 1 more definition when one half of a relationship is causing disfunction. most commonly, “pulling […]

• downer syndrome

  a condition afflicting certain personality-types wherein everything they do in social situations is just a ‘downer’. my father has downer syndrome buy the domain for your travel vlog

• Medievil

  adajative: a portmanteau that combines the words: medieval and evil. it is used to denote punishments or other actions that were committed long ago but are no longer legal and/or acceptable today. for example: burning witches, stoning women for adultery, bloodletting, foot binding, washing your face with urine, using lead power as a cosmetic foundation, […]

• sbma

  stop breathing my air he told the liberal protester to gtfo and sbma.

• Alveolo-

  a combining form of : alveolopalatal. alveolo- pref. alveolus; alveolar: alveoloclasia.

• RaveDance Internet Radio Station

  ravedance a radio station and online event broadcasters, broadcasting live from south east london uk england we have some big djs and a strong promotion & admin team to bring you the best music straight to your pc or laptop. our aim is to set the trend in the internet radio scene by giving u […]

• Kobe Beef

  a phrase pertaining to a cow of the asian variety which translates to an “asian cow” or fat asian chick. d-mn look at that girl grace’s fat -ss, that’s some straight kobe beef right there. 4 more definitions the name of kobe bryant’s farts at the press conference kobe farted and i smelt kobe beef […]

• jock strap cookie race

  when new players of a football team are required to insert a chocolate cream filled cookies between their b-tt cheeks and run down a 100 yard football field while wearing a jock strap and whoever drops the cookie before finishing the race is required to consume the -ss sweat cookie along with the other losers […]

• doo doo facial

  a form of coprophilia, where a man/woman delicates on their partners face. related to the cleveland steamer sarah gave me a doo doo facial last night during s-x.

• WTHE

  what the h-ll ever. slang acronym used most commonly in im. its typically an exagerated form of ‘whatever’. girl1- my new convertible comes with an ipod interface girl2- wthe

• jonglenn

  f-ggot who got scammed xdd did you here the guy who always gets scammed, he’s such a jonglenn

• Chudghar

  a wh-r- house of the nastiest kind. most hookers here have herpes, grabs and aids. even wearing a condom in such a wh-r- house will not prevent you from getting std’s oh my god! he is going into the chudghar

• oogly boogly

  a scary thing that jumps out at you in a horror movie. this was a solecism apparently defined by john garletts (1956-1992) about 1976. the alien popping out of john hurt’s chest in “alien” is one example of an oogly boogly. 10 more definitions 1. adj. ugly enough to be scary. 2. n. someone or […]

• Beijing Bang Bang

  what non-asian males fantasize of: f-cking a hot asian chick. adam: dude, who’s that asian chick? robbie: oh, that’s jen-jen. she’s a nice girl. adam: d-mn, you see that? she just eye-f-cked the sh-t out of me! robbie: yeah, i definitely want an order of her beijing bang bang. adam: me love her long time!

• Bofus Eyes

  when the eyes of a person are crossed or are both looking in different directions. that girl was staring at me and she was staring at you. she had some bofus eyes because she was staring at bofus.

• tampon whore

  someone who will use absolutely any tampon, used or unused, any brand, or size my mother who got excited when a box of tampons came in the mail, a sign of the tampon wh-r-

• neno

  a neologism for a person’s first s-xual experience. the word stems from the initial letters of the phrase “nookie experience number one”. usually used when one wishes to discuss one’s experiences candidly in public without using the highly loaded term “virginity”. 1. my neno took place on the back seat of my dad’s car. 2. […]

• Great Cosmic Negro

  the great cosmic negro (gcn) is the black version of “the man”. while “the man” is responsible for holding down and oppressing minorities, the gcn is responsible for the oppression of white people. he usually operated through liberal guilt, the “race card” or just bad luck. i applied for the job but didn’t get it […]

• J.J. AllStaR 7.0

  and as the sun rises and she wakes up he is there as tho he never took his dreamy gaze of her once in the night. and before she can speak throughthe smirk she finds impossible to hide he says something so witty and cleverly sweet and the day begins as bright as u ever […]

• i want to shit my pants

  an expression used to describe a feeling of being overwhelmed by something unnecessarily complicated or hard. i can’t let go of my ex because we have so many things in common and we have been in each other’s lives for so long, but i really love you and want to build a future with you. […]

• CoonFish

  c–nfish can mean lots of things. its usually said just to sound stupid and or funny but in f.hill some afro americans use it as n-gg-r.but its not as offensive and is okay for white people to say…no middle easterns though sometimes these words are mixed with others ex. c–nfish, black fish, n-gg-fish,slavefish, kuntafish, sandfish […]

• tsoot

  the same as the american sign language letter for h. tsoot must be said woth a flicking motion of the wrist. means “h-llo” or “good bye” “or michael spiros is gay.” or whatever the h-ll you want it to mean… person 1:-flick wrist- tsoot! person 2:-flick wrist- tsoot! hey mike, -tsoot!- your gay

• Umed

  a very awesome person. he has won the basketball championship game for latimer road elementary. he is a staight a student as well. umed got top all-around student of the year. umed is just awesome at basketball expected to be 7″ feet

• procrasturbator

  someone who puts off doing work and m-st-rb-t-s instead. procrastinator + masturbator. will didn’t even do his project lasnight he stayed up all night jerking it, he’s such a procrasturbator. a person who puts off pleasuring themselves. she had a vampire movie to watch, and lots of scented candles; however, her inner procrasturbator told her […]

• Ca-Doodle

  the act of cuddling. often leading to s-xual activities. verb cuddling while watching a movie and ending up having s-x. “want to ca-doodle?” 1. a more intimate form of canoodling. 2. drawing a little picture of each other while cuddling. 1. geoff looked at katy with the creepiest look on his face and asked “wanna […]

• blog-ibition

  blog + exhibition the ability to be blogged about. “yes, that is such a masterpiece, and deserving of blog-ibition”

• pasteurize

  when something is too far for you to see. “‘ey jimmy, where’d you say it was again?” “ya gotta get closer, it’s pasteurize.”

• sbafb

  stop being a f-cking baby!! when you are the type of person who always feels sorry for themselves. whining crying babies! sbafb

• Vay-kay

  short for “vacation.” yes, just three more days until vay-kay!! f-ckin’ alright! slang for vacation or slang for to ‘take a break from’ i’m taking a little vaykay to maui in march. what are you doing for your vaykay? or i’m taking a vaykay from this data processing. an annoying person with an obnoxious voice, […]

• yuletarddecoriaitis

  an individual afflicted with the uncontrollable impulse to erect christmas decorations and yuletide spirit ahead of thanksgiving (in the united sates), the third thursday of every november (internationally). nancy already has her christmas tree and lights up and it’s not even thanksgiving! she must have yuletarddecoriaitis. poor thing. a person with the affliction which compels […]

• Pizza and Anal Day

  this day celebrates the popular food item with a popular s-xual act on june 4th. this day is celebrated between two or more people that love -n-l s-x and pizza. you engage in -n-l s-x and afterwards share a pizza. – hey cindy, what are you up to tonight? – i’m going over to bob’s […]

• Ironic Poser Hipster

  1. a person who dresses like a poser and also a hipster at the same time but fails to pull off either one well enough and thus ends up being ironic. they tend to wear tshirts that they buy from threadless, converse shoes and skate shoes (particularly vans). they also wear a lot of plaid. […]

• Ninjuice

  when you earn some street cred as a 90s style ninja fighting a minotaur in a flannel shirt. also a very painful beverage that tastes like a punch to the face. make sure you don’t get the ninjuice, it will knock you out. from “ask a ninja.” when you get some awesome ninja street cred […]

• Kiony

  lamest . ever . person . ever . mclame . can’t . even . comprehend . the . lameness . “look at kiony, he be so lame…”

• melatabiphobia

  melatabiphobia is the phobia of commitment related goals. usually lacking self confidence, a melatabiphobic will refrain from putting effort into achieving more than comes naturally. manager: delvin, i need you to sell two units by the end of the day today. delvin: oh no no no! i can’t do that, how about i just talk […]