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• Air charter

  a type of air transportation that n-body can afford looking up air charter from new york to los angeles…$20000 one way…what!?! are you f—ing kidding me?!! it’s a ripoff!!! i’ll just fly a regular commercial flight for $400 roundtrip.

• elegina

  a huge f-cking v-g-n-, like an elephant’s. dude, last night with that girl was so gross, she had a m-ssive elegina that queefed every two seconds.

• Diabloic Code

  you know it would help if you could spell the definition correctly. that scott, what a w-nk. an -sswhole who wont give you any of burned cdz or warez…telles his friends there f-cking idiots, and or gay sits on the f-cking computer all day what a f-cking diabolic code

• Crackdo

  a condo in which people (generally n-gg-s) go to smoke crack. “sh-t, n-gg-, is dat a crackdo?” “she live in a crackdo, sh-t.”

• Clackyaback

  clackyaback means i will call you back as soon as can. i’ll clackyaback as soon as i get home.

• Phoneograph

  n. an image recorded with a cellular phone. v. to take a phoneograph of a subject v. to practice phoneography my new cell phone takes great phoneographs. quick! grab your phone and get a phoneograph of that u.f.o. as proof so people won’t think we’re nuts!

• Asian Pear

  to dip your scr-t-m in a cup of sake and then dip your scr-t-m into your partner’s mouth what are we gonna do with this cup of sake. i say we give her an asian pear. 1 more definition add your own one who is s-xy, black, and wears one lucky, yellow sock. tends to […]

• horizontal hurricane

  when your on top of a girl engaging in the 69 position. instead of blowing a load you blow -ss. stacy p-ssed me off last night so i gave her a horizontal hurricane and blew -ss instead of a load.

• To the fore

  to be made obvious; to be given direct attention. taken from the works of percy grainger, “to the fore” meant to bring out a musical phrase and give it precedence over what the other instruments are playing. “man, that low-cut top really puts jenny’s cleavage to the fore.”

• schooltriotic

  if you are patriotic, you really love your country unconditionally. if you are schooltriotic, you really love your school unconditionally. “look at ellen over there, she’s so schooltriotic that she never wears anything without the school colors!”

• beyatee seaych

  (pr-nounced bee-ahh-tea saych) means b-tch, b i t c h lil’ trike in this beyatee seaych!

• sthg

  abbrevation for “something”, sometimes foo is used instead i did sthg. i did something.

• the train wreck

  the man is having s-x with the girl doggy style, her hands firmly planted on head board, when shes about to c-m, he knocks her hands away, “train wreck-pile up”into the headboard. i was loving this girl till she called me the wrong name, so i used ” the train wreck” on her.

• Old Ralph

  1. the act of one partner(male) defecating into a toilet with water, the male usually tries to make one large log. 2. then to act as a b-tch or or some other pet, the other partner(female) eats the m-ssive log out of the bowl. 3. following this act, the female begins to give oral s-x […]

• The Fold

  an amazing independent alternative rock band with great lyrics and awesome parodies. their members include matt pittman, dan castady, mark rhoades and george castady. more info on their website www.thefoldrock.com person 1: hey have you heard of “the fold?” person 2: yeah, aren’t they the one’s who do that parody? they’re awesome! person 3: i […]

• yazzle

  “the obvious”. it can mean anything and everything you want it to mean, really. but to me, it’s sometimes just a “what’s up” or agreeing with something. you can just fit it in anywhere you want. fan: i think your song like magic needs to be #1 jrdn: yazzle that see shrooms. those magical mushrooms […]

• creaper

  someone who likes people whose gamertag on xbox is rewizzle man, that creaper is really good at xbox. i wish i could be him.

• Cantown

  nickname for canton oh the hall of fame city “i’m the man now cause i stem from cantown” abahl

• Scoop Chips

  a form of chip made my tost-tos that has round edges to help you scoop out the salsa. also there is a scoop chip hand shake. can be used as a s-xual verb to scoop her chip bearzy scooped elenas chip last night, scoop chips are tasty with spicy salsa

• melvern

  f-cking amazing you just as awesome as melvern, that’s pretty godly

• baggano

  short for “douche baggano,” which is another way of saying douche bag. “todd was being a real baggano to janel at dinner last night.”

• Luginsland

  a very stupid mexican looking italian, who thinks he can beat up everyone. tries to hit on any girl in site. likes girls that are named after diseases dude you see that luginsland? just like a tony luginsland….

• misconfused

  a state of being misguided and confused both at the same time. john was misconfused about the new payscale at work.

• salbuttah

  a slurred internet way of saying “it’s all better” very similar to: ‘sok no worries its all good im1: hey, u there or not?! im2: oops, sorry, i stepped away for a minute. phone. im1: salb-ttah

• second hand phone

  like second hand smoke, many of us may have been affected by this dangerous contaminant, for instance at the gym as you are attempting to go about your workout and all you seem to hear is the total annoyance of the cell phone conversation from the person next to you. it’s even worse when the […]

• Sanctimonious

  bono. he’s so much holier-than-thou, completely sanctimonious, he’s bono! holier-than-thou: making an exaggerated show of holiness or moral superiority. sanctimonious like to act as if they’re holy. giving a hypocrital appearance of piety if i was sanctimonious, i would probably give lectures about the 10 commandments, then go rob banks. the word sanctimonious is another […]

• trappmobile

  a vehicle used to distribute illegal drugs and or other illegalties person 1: ay yo u still bringing that loud pacc person 2: yea bro i’m in trappmobile omw!!

• Homoski

  what are h-m-skis? h-m-skis are guys that would do anything for each other, including, but without limiting the generality of the foregoing, h-m-s-xual activity, dressing up in women’s clothes, and lending a shoulder to cry on. redneck: love you broski! tea bagger: dude, the definition of broski strictly forbids h-m-s-xual activity! redneck: oh sh-t, how […]

• car phenomenon

  1. a supernatural event where a car approaches and causes delay only when one looks to cross the street or to walk around a car parked next to the curb; while walking along the curb and not crossing the street, cars are not present. 2. may also occur while driving; event where a car approaches […]

• ugly as a hat full of arseholes

  someone who is incredibaly ugly and not even a mother could love them your as ugly as a hat full of -rs-holes

• skinner rat goof

  a scuzzy little main street indian who molests people while their drunk p-ssed out or just sleeping. whoa that main street indian just molested that girl what a f-cking skinner rat goof

• Rozbeh

  a very hot male, who tends to be good in bed! very cuddly, caring and playful, but can have a violent streak! rozbeh’s have been known to leave loving or non-intentional scars. very generous and like sharing. they are known to be very keen of sharing their food. rozbeh’s love to party and dance. rozbeh: […]

• Humping Coyote

  the act of -ssaulting someone with the humping coyote involves making your hand into the shape of a coyote (with your 3rd and 4th fingers together with the thumb and your index and pinky fingers sticking straight up) then preceding to “hump” someone’s head or shoulder with the coyote to a beat that you provide. […]

• nurse nancy

  a girl that will let anything happen at anytime ,no shame and totally ok with it . when he met her she was a real nurse nancy ,after marrage she has become raggedy ann,fat ,full of stuffing and only the kids love her!

• Udden

  one who has this last name should be f-cked eternaly by angelina jolie dude your last name is udden? you must f-ck angelina all day long.

• Stamos Status

  showing “john stamos” like qualities hey brah, have you seen that bad -ss ryan guy… he’s got mad stamos status!

• hega

  an oversized cow that lady looks like a hega.

• Pants Face

  a person of extream uncoolness; annoying and silly. also jerk face, jerk pants, and face pants that guy is such a pants face for saying that. the act of spending an excessive amount of time on a task that has no beneficial outcome but commands complete attention. this is an entirely subjective state of mind […]

• Legit Virgin

  something that is literally unheard of. it is a person who has never had s-xual intercourse and has never m-st-rb-t-d. physically impossibe for all guys above the age of 12, but may be possible for some females. if by any chance you, the reader, are a legit virgin, and if you are by any chance […]

• Mouth Mongoling

  mouth mongoling is when two people are kissing and the lips of one goes inside the mouth of the other. this action is repeated for both sides. mouth mongoling is also seen as when someone’s mouth goes inside the other person’s mouth while kissing. mark and jessica were mouth mongoling last night. or guy 1: […]

• Dunur

  the best f-cking priest in wow. he plays spriest and disc priest on the shadowsong server. omg! that spriest dunur just f-ckin 1 shot me with a 30k mind blast!! wtf?!?!

• Wagu Fisili

  a word that describe the feeling of being rich n’ got all that swag n’ stuff. the feeling is just awesome! a word used to celebrate things. wagu fisili 1. (text message) – (you just won 1.000.000 dollars) wagu fisili! 2. (girl) – want a bl-wj-b – (boy) wagu fisili!

• Emerina

  queen hoe who eats a lot and is very fat nathan: wheres my b-tch emerina: eating my nuggets

• Golden Pussy

  the golden p-ssy is a mythological artifact that some modern women are rumored to possess. to the bearer it grants the power to capture the souls of men despite all other outward features. most often these items are grated to women who are physically and/or personally grotesque. men have been known to turn their back […]

• Muff Pod

  a small collection of dried s-m-n collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one’s b-llsack. sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together. d-mn, my mom caught me beatin’ it, now i’ve got this huge m-ff pod yanking on my nuts cause i had no time to clean up.

• bemissed

  usually referring to quality of a job or repair. extremely poor or done by untrained person(s) who thinks because they have opposible thumbs that they should be holding and working with tools. see f-cked up or hosed. “he tried to swap the engines in those mustangs but it came out all wrong. he really bemissed […]

• sharvyn

  teenage brown guy. naturally a god of all sports. don’t bother texting him, he’ll never answer you and leave you on read. too cool to talk via voice to friends. “he didn’t answer my texts” “he’s a sharvyn, don’t get discouraged”

• nahn

  typical name for a gook hey nelly have you seen nahn lately he sent me a pic of his d-ck last night….. soooooo small

• fmsa

  this is a derivation of the acronym fysa, which means for your situational awareness and is used to inform someone about the overall context of a subject in order to give you the ability to make the best decision surrounding a situation you may be thrown into. the acronym fmsa is “for my situational awareness,” […]

• wobblegee

  a 5 limbed blob with wide eyes & a s-xy smile. often drawn on paper wobblegees like to dance. they like to dance so much infact that some clubs dont allow wobblegees. “hey whats that blob doing out at this time of night?” “that isnt just any blob, thats a wobblegee” wobblegee – “one entry […]