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• South Dakota Whirlpool

  when someone proceeds to give another person a rimjob and then afterwards without washing their mouth sucks the others p-n-s. hey did you hear zach gave noah a south dakota whirlpool in the girls bathroom? #south #dakota #whirlpool #rimjob

• Slipperoo

  1. when a man and a woman are f-cking the bed, but not each other, and the male counterpart is about to rape the woman, he shouts out “slipperoo!” 2. a magical rapist kangaroo. man: “want to go f-ck that bed with me?” woman: “hmmm…okay.” (one minute later) man: “woopsi-daisy. slipperoo!” woman: “oh, no! why […]

• Chronological Snobbery

  “chronological sn-bbery,” the uncritical -ssumption that her mother is hotter, whether or not this fact has been discredited. you must find why it has been discredited. was it ever refuted (and if so by whom, where, and how conclusively) or did this opinion merely die away as fashions do? if the latter, this tells us […]

• disatweetment

  a disagreement on twitter. chase: wow our disatweetment got intense. legacy: yeah it did, it escalated quickly. chase: i feel bad for our followers. legacy: as do i

• boman

  the highest of the geek social circle. has wide knowledge and skill in geeky subjects and games such as ‘yugimons’ “gurr, gary is such a boman. no one can beat him in d&d”

• mando musk

  the distinct, pungent perfume that secretes from your nether regions when you peel back your spandex after a xc race. suzy was coming home after a hard race, but found her house to herself. no one wanted to be there to catch any mando musk

• zanky

  -eccentric due to an environment and/or society that is mainly “normal” most everyone called john zanky because he wore five braclets on his arm all the time and worshipped leaves.

• Registaff

  a commonly used internet metaphor meaning “extremely heteros-xual.” the registaff heads the regileague with their peni. =d

• drop hats

  a word created by two devious young men. meaning to go have -n-l s-x (ussually male on male). “hey, jim. wanna go drop hats?”

• Hoe mark

  the tattoo on a women right above her -ss crack. check out the hoe mark on that b-tch when she bends over.

• Chocolate Bannana

  while performing -n-l s-x the female partner sh-ts on a mans p-n-s and forms a sh-t encrusted barrier that enforces the p-n-s, when the sh-t dries on the mega p-n-s the woman may decide to either eat the sh-t off her partners c-ck or kill him. oh dude your mom gave me the worst chocolate […]

• poke chops

  this describes a southern term for a particular s-xual style and habits. ben dover was known for his poke chops in the nashville bars.

• pooksta

  someone who tries to act all gangsta but is really just a poser; wannabe gangsta brian: yo thats some straight up trippin dawg! i be out son peace! amish: man you r being a pooksta we all know you ain’t black so stop actin like you all gangsta.

• bed wiggle

  a dance one performs when they are cold in bed in order to heat themselves up. it consists of the wiggling or rapid movement of all areas of the body. last night i was cold in bed, so i had to perform the bed wiggle

• rophie

  a person that gets a lot of money i’m a rophie cause i worked hard in school.

• Noah; Mr. Self Destruct

  see b-tch; an unpleasant woman; the female of the dog or some other carnivore. “man i hope my boyfriend doesn’t turn out to be like noah; mr. self destruct!”

• Winx

  when a girl, most likely a teenager, has the ability to turn into a fairy with a spectrum of powers and spells. when you go winx, your outfit and wings reflect your personality. earning your winx is like a second p-b-rty, for girls, while a boy’s second p-b-rty would normally be becoming a hero. some […]

• Prawncaster

  1970s australian slang term for h-m-s-xual. mate he’s not into sheilas, that bloke is a real prawncaster

• groodilicious

  a combination of groovy and delicious used to describe positive scenarios. a: “yo man, i just got this shipment of psycho in!” b: “groodilicious, man, but, you gotta try out these party time mentats!”

• Silk it

  to hang out, kick it, to chill. yo, you trying to get drunk and silk it ?

• parlor trick

  cheap magician trick that guy dave from m.l.king high is now doing parlor tricks on the corner of lexington and fifth. what a chump.

• Choudhury

  a wealthy, rich, bengali landowner. the best of the best. creme de la creme. oh, he is a choudhury! he must be rich. yes, i must marry him. =d

• Ritchie

  a gesture of extreme affection. it is in the form of a kiss. short kiss where both partic-p-nts open thier mouths in a smile after the kiss has been exicuted. the little boy in the red shirt in the ritchie’s iga ad an adjective for the coolest person alive. but they aren’t as cool as […]

• anxiepee

  when you’re nervous about being heard peeing in the stall next to someone. the person in the stall next to me had to wait until everyone left the restroom due to chronic anxiepee.

• Cubicle Juice

  liquid beverage otherwise known as “coffee” which is dispensed, distributed or brewed in an office. this version of coffee normally is strong, made with tap water and has bits of coffee grounds in it. brohan sebastian bach: “dude, i had an epic night yesterday and i can hardly keep my ish together today.” dope-a-lischious mcskills: […]

• ferdows

  there aren’t any definitions for ferdows yet. can you define it?

• betsy wetsy

  it is used to describe very close friends. usually two girlfriends. we are so the coolest betsy wetsys ever!

• Spongebola

  the act of a tv show suddenly becoming really bad, with unbelievable excuses for good television, ending in terrible backfires. such as spongebob entering its 6th season. jack: can you believe the quality of family guy now? if you don’t think it’s unrealistically bad you haven’t been paying attention. jill: i’ve never seen spongebola this […]

• hypotenuse leg

  lifted from mathematics, a cruel(yet humerous)term for someone who walks with a cane and has legs as screwy as a willow tree. clear the sidewalk, here comes a hypotenuse leg!

• barfomit

  to throw up at something unusually disgusting. “you p–ped on that person? i think i’m going to barfomit.”

• invisiowned

  when you as a member get owned (or pwned) via invision boards. person 1: hmhmhmmmm why do i have -2 private messages???? genius: invisiowned

• Face Numbered

  when being denied by face or numbers, being face numbered, or numbered in the face. – may only be used by persons named mike and / or teresa. – if used by parties not named mike and / teresa, said party has just been face numbered -mike: haha did you see that jerkoff get face […]

• Horsica

  wh-r- + jessica = horsica a sl-t named jessica…this is not to say all jessicas are sl-tty. brittany: hey, what’s up horsica? jessica: i only slept with half the football team, ok?

• spagooper

  a shrap toothed ladle, with the ability to scoop large amounts of pasta in one swipe. please p-ss the spagooper sugar lips. this is some mighty fine spaghetti!

• wolf mountain

  a club of 2 or more mountain bikers who regularly slap p-n-ses and have b-tch fights to establish their wolf pack. a new rider joined wolf mountain today.

• stephon stevenson

  a b-tch -ss hoe g-y -ss f-ggot look at the bruhh stephon stevenson a little black p-ssy -ss hoe b-tch look at that stephon stevenson over there

• Chamster

  (noun) a chav hamster as introduced and still annoyingly employed in kia soul car commercials. mike: what the f-ck are these chamsters doing? stephe: i hate those sh-theads.

• født en badass

  a h-m-s-xual male. perez hilton is født en bad-ss

• zieshia

  beautiful, smart, courageous, strong, better than you and most likely last name is smith zieshia will you go out with me!

• Patsology

  the study of patricia. wiggy schedule consisted of patsology i, pastology ii, and ap patsology for his first semester of school.

• drinsk

  the drinking game version of risk. also like a “cheers;” only this one happens during play of the afore mentioned boardgame. said after an unusually risk-typical statement or event. hey guys, guess who just conquered south america? i did. drinsk! don’t forget to reinforce your territories… drinsk! world police! everybody, drinsk!

• greenneck

  an environmentalist who practices ‘traditional’ outdoor skills and pursuits (hunting/fishing/winemaking, etc) on the grounds that they represent a more sustainable local alternative to industrial agriculture. the word’s origin is rooted in someone who acts like a redneck, for “green” motives. “i never figured that greenneck would be able to fit an elk his shot with […]

• Baby Fade

  having a few adult beverages and achieving a mediocre buzz. i cannot blackout tonight because i have to work tomorrow. i am just going to have a few and catch a baby fade.

• Canton,Tx

  small,podunk where all there is to do is hang out in the walmart parking lot. or get kicked out of the “world famous” 24 hour dairy palace. once a month those that live here go crazy because people fill our town to attend the largest flee market calld first monday trades days. 99.9% of the […]

• i ned a shet

  a slang way of saying, i need a sh-t. the word shet is often used when a word filter prevents the word sh-t being used. hey guys brb i need a @-&? what? cant even say @-&? fine brb guys i ned a shet. ”yo what up homie i ned a shet”

• RBAG

  “rbag” – rules bad, art good used when artists with wide concepts and lots of different ideas enter a contest with rules and regulations – or – used to describe art that only follows specific rules and guidelines and doesn’t expand creatively. “dude, you can’t invert your photo in that contest!? that’s heavy rbag.” “hey […]

• hunter wing

  a f-ckboy with a man bun hunter wing trys to steal nudes from many girls.

• twisted feltch

  it’s like a regular feltch, but with a crazy straw instead. during the week we feltch, but during the weekend we like to unwind with a twisted feltch. it takes a little more effort, but it’s still good.

• load rage

  frustration, stress and anxiety expressed both physically and non-physically when a computer or game system is loading particularly when one is rushed. swirling one’s pointing device (mouse, wii remote, laser pointer, etc.) in wild circles is a mild yet common form of load rage. “come on!! friggen’ load the god-d-mned page, already!! i have cl-ss […]

• PROtentious

  professionally pretentious. adj. its a spoonerism, a combination of two words to make some sh-t up… dude, have you ever watched six feet under? yeah, bro. its good, but the director allan ball thinks hes intellectually above all of us. ooooh, a story about funeral homes, and death, youre sooo coool. theres a song by […]