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• Jose Mourninho

  1.) current manger of chelsea (at least on the date of posting). 2.) the least popular portuguese person in human history. 3.) a bit of a paradox – he’s an arrogant b-st-rd, but he says far more intelligent and insightful comments than alex ferguson ever could. 1.) “who’se that bloke in the dugout with the […]

• Greber

  one who thinks he is stunningly handsome, but usually looks like a f-g when asked to define himself, robby said he was stunningly handsome. we all laughed, knowing that kid was such a greber. 1 more definition add your own being sophisticated, the ability to do mental math. also the ability to have telekinesis;meaning motion, […]

• forged prawn

  1) ‘prawn’ made of fish or chicken protein, otherwise unusable bits of fish, flavours, flavour enhancers, colourants. 2) the result of unfettered capitalism inflicted on otherwise intelligent and decent dupes through the creation of goods and products that make a mockery out of everything that is good and pure. “faking a whole religion in order […]

• yoit

  the leftover c-m that gets stuck in a person’s teeth that eventually forms little c-m b-lls that begin to rot. i was gonna kiss the b-tch, but then i saw some yoit on her crusty lips.

• memelings

  a group of semi close friends who their sole purpose of speaking to each other is to spread dank memes through instagram or twitter mostly. no one ever leaves the group, even if people had relationships, broke up, moved on, etc. “why are you still in that direct message group chat with your ex from […]

• Gayge

  or, “gay age” a glbt person’s h-m-s-xual “age” since the day they realized they were gay/came out of the closet, as opposed to their regular physical age. so you’re 25, but you came out of the closet when you were 17? if my math is correct, that means you’re eight years of gayge. a t-tle […]

• doobar

  a marijuana joint or blunt. wow, that is one fat doobar that you’re smoking!

• jdv

  an acronym for “inject d-ck into v-g-n-” hey you gonna jdv tonight?

• Dome Chair

  a chair where a bro receives dome(a bl-w j-b). it is preferred to be a beam bag chair or soccer mom chair. phil: mike you stole my dome chair. mike: well i’m getting head tonight unlike you. phil: true. tell my mom i say hi.

• sensititties

  when a female’s t-tties become sensitive during their period. ow, you hit my sensit-tties! when her br–sts are sensative to the touch. don’t squeeze her too hard when you hug her, sometimes she’s sensit-tty.

• meme quoting

  the act of telling a joke, and pretending it is yours even though it is actually from a meme. d-ck: oh just tell the cops yolo, i’m sure they’ll understand john: stop meme quoting, d-ck, everyone’s seen that one.

• BrookeAss MothaFucker

  a combination of the brookeback mountain, an -ss and a mother f-cker. usually used in a situation where a person is being a d-ck and you ran out of words to call him. it literally means a gay fat mother f-cker. dude man he took my cupcake.. hes such a brooke-ss mothaf-cker.

• Noggineer

  any individual who performs the act of oral s-x on another. tina gives great head! she’s a better noggineer than most.

• sloose

  a sl-t, that’s loose. “you slept with half the soccer team? you’re such a sloose.” to m-st-rb-t- or to pleasure yourself with lubricant. often done with water or more extremely done with such things as b-tter. “i’ll be sweet to go out after squash!! i just need to go for a sloose” “those slamming hotties […]

• Bugatti Veryon

  a huge rolling phallic symbol without a point or reason that just so happens to be the fastest rolling phallic symbol in the world. lame–ss guy- “i am feeling like i have such a tiny p-n-s.” stupid–ss guy- “hop into my bugatti veryon and it will feel even tinier.”

• moke snap

  a bit of marijuana, and tobaccofrom a cigarette loaded up in a smoking device such as a bong and taken together that will f-ck the user up. 1. hey, whats say we kick it on back to my pad, b-mp some mac dre and do a moke snap? 2. we did moke snaps in jimbo’s […]

• abhijith

  the hair stuck between a man’s -ss cheeks i.e refers to anything unwanted . synonymous with words relating to waste of sp-ce , unattractive, repulsive and even masturbation. eg.” get away you abhijith ! ” ” i abhijithed myself all night to cow br–sts. ” personification of awesomeness and even royalty. hes a real abhijith

• awesphobia

  awesphobia is a phobia of not being awesome as barney stinson said “in my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. true story.” dude how can i have awesphobia i mean come on im awesome

• ormah

  a beautiful, intelligent young woman who has goals for herself that include building on her character. she is in love with god and thus will wait until her 20th birthday in 2019 to get into a relationship. she wants to be a singer, actress, dancer, sprinter, and or dietician. she’s had a tough life, but […]

• biviana orellana

  1)means like acting stupid for salvadoreans. 2)also means like pendejo 1)no seas tan biviana orellana, por que sabes actuar mejor! 2)estas bien biviana orellana! la cagaste, guey!

• Brare

  originating from the london m-ssives (mostly brixton) this word refers to a person or someone. ”he is a buff brare man im tellin ya’ ”that bare has got serious issues ya know’ ‘dem brares think they ruff yo’ 1. noun-derived from the greek god ares, god of war. he is the angry bro who likes […]

• fybfi

  for your big fat informaton fybfi i dont really care

• Shower Steamer

  the act of defecating while taking a shower. related to but not to be confused with cleveland steamer. when john realized that he was out of toilet paper, he decided that a shower steamer was the answer to his dilemma.

• thizzelle

  e pill. from northern cali. made popular by mac dre. lets pop a thizzelle. alternate way of spelling “thizzle” introduced by bay area rapper mac dre such as in the song “thizzelle dance” or the alb-m “thizzelle washington”. synonym for thizz, thizzle, e, x, or extasy (ecstasy, mdma)- a pill containing the chemical mdma or […]

• bombsled

  when a man and woman have s-x with the man sitting up at the top of the stairs while the woman rides him, during the session, they slide down the steps. 3… 2… 1… weeeeeee!!!! that was a great russian bombsled.

• Ladell

  ladell’s are very attractive, loyal and trust worthy people. they are very nice and easy to get along with. they can be very quiet or goofy at times but they dont take any cr-p from anybody. they also usually have a very nice shaped figure. the name ladell can be used as a girl or […]

• Pants Gambit

  when the subject removes his or her pants, in place of a logical or rhetorical response to an argument. more often then not, this seems to result in a ‘win’. don’t bother bringing it up with robert, he’ll just go for the pants gambit.

• Steamroll

  1. verb – to ignore and talk over another person in conversation. 2. verb – (gaming: star kingdoms, 2002) to defeat an opponent easily due to a huge size difference; netting next to no gain for the aggressor and debilitating the victim. 1: person 1: well i think that it’s really a good idea to- […]

• wrangler stride

  someone who has taken it up the -rs- and afterwards the r-ct-m is serverly sore, and so the recipent has to walk like john wayne to avoid uncomfortably chafing from their leg wear marc : man batemans walking funny jack : he`s got wrangler stride we know what he got up to last night

• Junk of the Heart

  3rd alb-m – the kooks -hey! have you heard? the kooks release a new alb-m! -yes, junk of the heart! -can’t wait for september 12th ! -yeah, me neither. they are the best band ever!

• Homeless Harry

  a homeless guy that lives in a wooded area and grows a thick beard. campsite is often littered with garbage bags and overgrown with poison oak. have been found cutting at tree branches for no appearant reason. is often not ammused by young punks coming to his woods. is not often seen, but some witnesses […]

• dugliest

  one word meaning the ugliest. this is dugliest f-ckin baby i have ever seen

• nasty olive

  the act of sticking your ball sack into your s-x partners -ss and then dipping them into his/her mouth to suck on them. dude, last night i fed my girlfriend a nasty olive last night, then she ralfed her brains out.

• glutton for punishment

  someone who is just asking for “it”. 1- please delete this definition 2- and also f-ck f-ck dubya jesus is gay n-gg-r f-g -sshole lsafasfnmawgagoifd go p–p on the bible

• screno

  a short name for screenshot. invited by 3 test experts living in brisbane(australia). walter(graduate), geremy(manager) and simon who at the time was a contractor for the software they work at. software test failed. please refer to screno attached.

• bodily functions

  any sounds, smells or g-sses released from the body please keep your bodily functions to your self

• Plexting

  when a “player” or flirtatous person tries to achieve a couple relationship or date by texting the following is a plexting conversation: chris brown: hey you look cute when you don’t have bruises on your face from me hitting you. want to go to a movie? rheanna: oooohhh that was a s-xy text. excuse me… […]

• shoevision

  derived from the english words ‘shoe’ (n. footware) and ‘vision’ (n. the faculty of sight; eyesight). this term relates to the experience of when one is intoxicated with alcohol, not being able to tell which shoes you have match up. (aka shoeblindness) i was so drunk last night, i think i had shoevision.

• annaelise

  annaelise is and amazing,popular, drop dead gorgeousgirl💕 she always cheers people up. she won’t be fake, if she doesn’t like you then she’ll tell you that. she helps everyone through thick and thin. she will be your friend if your not snooty and disgusting. annaelise’s usually have brown hair with brown eyes. she will never […]

• Wapato

  wapato is a ran down town in central washington, infested with douchebags, mexicans, some sl-ts, and mainly people so late to come to new eras. seriously, most of them don’t even get with today’s new advancements in education, technology, etc. they are too caught up with pointless gossip, bickering, and whining. many teens don’t have […]

• آدم

  arabic way of saying n-gg-r or slave, to immigrants he said آدم to the black immigrant

• Liwia

  liwia is a really beautiful girl who everyone wants to be friends with. she is proper pretty with long brown hair. she is very open about everything she does and she learns from her mistakes. liwia is also amazing in s-x and she will give you a good time. she is hilarious and she will […]

• Cockcrasy

  when your c-ck falls off due to leprosy. things were going, till she found out c-ckcrasy.

• og savage

  the original savage, someone/something who’s pretty cool and it/they have been around for a while. ex. this brush is the og savage, that dude is the og savage

• Caner Atilgan

  the hang glider pilot who crossed the bosphorus with a mosquito nrg in august 2006. hezarfen ahmet celebi (turkish: hezarfen ahmet çelebi) (1609 – 1640), who lived in the 17th century in istanbul in the ottoman empire, is believed to have been one of the first aviators to have succeeded in flying with artificial wings. […]

• kamran hussain

  fat little pakistani c-nt that came to england to take our jobs and blow sh-t up. hi kamran hussain

• Wolverine Special

  the wolverine special is the act of eating a girls v-g-n- so that you will get facial hair like marvel character wolverine oh god jennifer lopez can sit on my face all day and c-m on it and give me a wolverine special.

• Sunfish

  noun — a dude with a p-n-s so small, it really serves no purpose. orrigination: comes from a berklee college of music dormitory in boston when a cute girl got dumped by a guy with a small p-n-s. the s-x i had last night was terrible. the guy was totally a sunfish. used similarly to […]

• gosder

  the act of p–ping your pants oh boy, i think i just gosdered my pants. the greatest nfl player of all-time, offensive tackle gosder cherilus, the man who has brought the detroit lions into a new era, which shall be called the gosder cherilus era. with the 17th pick of the 2008 draft, the detroit […]

• Danny Dyer

  british actor typecast as come-and-‘ave-a-go-if-ya-think-ya-‘ard-enough c-ckney geezer involved with fights and hooliganism. would be hilarious if he appeared in a kids cartoon. director: hmmm, i need a c-ckney actor to play an angry criminal geezer. casting agent: here’s danny dyer’s number.