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• Straw Johnny

  to p-ss ones supply of alcoholic beverages to ones friend of like minded family member. ‘oye! p-ss me a beer’ ‘say it properly’ ‘okay, straw johnny’ ‘here you are’

• draw a nub

  a threat made towards a person when getting in the way- decease or desist or the person will lose an appendage two people are going for a piece of cake “you better back off or you’re going to draw a nub”

• tadts

  they all do that sir. usually used in response to a question someone asks about an issue with a particular product. the response indicates that it is not an issue, but a characteristic of the product in general. q: the stick shift in my honda civic seems a little loose, is that right? a: tadts

• ShitinTosh

  a macintosh or a mac, a approiate name for the macintosh. even through it has a friendly infernce, it is useless at work and for gamers it is useless as well. it would suck bangkok’s big c-ck. windows is much better and macintoshs are pieces of worthless sh-t. macintoshs or i mean sh-tintoshs are pieces […]

• chris mansell

  this man is a metros-xual that i still unsure of his s-xuality, he also would rather spend time cutting than bulking and regularly staves himself to achieve this! he constantly scouts out ‘good light’ and loves to strip off when the time is right! he is addicted to coffee as an alternative to any food! […]

• anamaria

  funny beautiful girl who is super loud and outgoing and loves to have a good time. she has a big booty and loves her best friend and would do anything for her. she dosent do relationships but every one wants to date her anamaria is amazing a girl who is amazing, in every way shape […]

• riccarda

  caring, joy, lovely, tough, determined, little crazy, audrey hephurn like riccarda

• Customer Appreciation Day

  first tuesday of the month is customer appreciation day at safeway. sometimes called super tuesday. dude, customer appreciation day is tomorrow, going to buy me some groceries.

• mainline

  to inject a drug, usually heroin, into a vein. also used to refer to the drug itself. “that chick was mainlining heroin daily till she od’d.” from queensryche – operation mindcrime: “had a habit doing mainline watch the dragon burn no regrets, you’ve got no goals nothing more to learn” technichally the main line is […]

• caylar

  1.a person who is rebellious,awesome as f-ck and is well known to be a trouble maker 2.a hotel in france known as le caylar jade: where is caylar michael: been a trouble maker tj: where are we going to stay in france gene: we can stay in le caylar

• losing ground

  when you used to be close with someone, but now other people are taking up their time. usually in terms of a crush or a friendship. chris used to be good friends with his crush, jess, but shes been hanging out with other guys and now he’s losing ground.

• Slap the kitty

  slap the kitty is a meaning also known for a women touching the sensitive parts of her v-g-n- to give her a orgasam,squirt,or to make her c-m. last night i was with jenna and i slap the kitty and she squirt a lot.

• wcid4u

  there aren’t any definitions for wcid4u yet. can you define it?

• Q.I.P.

  queer in pant (descriptive n) pr-nunciation ‘kip’ you sir are q.i.p.!

• Young Dre

  rapper who ripped up tha dip sh-ts with tha song punks and chuccs my name is young dre, roscoe tray from a ridah community where you have no diplomatic immunity!

• Weed Pong

  a smoking game in which players attempt to throw ping pong b-lls across a table into an opponent’s half-filled cups of water. players are required to smoke pot from any of their game bowls if the opposing player sinks a shot (two sunk shots returns the ping pong b-lls). the first player to hit all […]

• buolay

  verb; (boo-lay) used in the place of any curse or to describe something extremely stupid, r-t-rded or annoying, also used to shut some one up. usually said fast and loud. example 1: yo, that test was boulay as h-ll example 2: omg, you’re such a boulay example 3: person1- hey, hows it going!? had a […]

• my crush likes me back!

  imagination dude my crush likes me back! no dude, imagination.

• Trumpf

  a person who owns at video games and has people yelling ownage at him through out the entire game and gets a wikipedia page made for him and deleted in 5 minutes because even chuck norris can be so ownage trumpf the one and only there cant be more

• Twicey

  after the first blast of diarrhea, and you still feel sick and then you realize the second wave is approaching. made popular by the famous bathroom poem: ate somethin’ spicy stomach’s feelin’ dicey came in here to take a twicey i was wiping and then realized i was having a twicey.

• Conveyor Belt

  a s-xual act including three or more women who stick their tongues out and allow a man to drag his p-n-s back and forth across all of the tongues. this act can be done with men instead of women as well. “i totally hooked up with sarah last night” “that wh-r-?! i conveyor belted her […]

• Shortus

  a very attractive plus-size woman. plural: shorti (short-eye) i saw a gorgeous shortus walking out of a fresh choice yesterday.

• Gourmet Shitter

  person who eats at a gourmet restaurant, dislikes the food, and clogs the toilet before leaving in disgust i just saw a gourmet sh-tter in the bathroom. the toilets are now closed!

• popcorn fart

  a faint non smelly fart, hardly worth the effort. with the market these days if you own anything but real estate you own a popcorn fart. the rapid firing of several small farts, that when done correctly, sounds quite similar to a small mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle. putt putt putt putt […]

• crabby fatty

  a male/female/neutral being who ate too many crabby patties and got obese because of it. “omg i turned into a crabby fatty!”

• Cocksquito

  an imaginary bug that teenage girls and women feel crawling on them during and before impending moments of intimacy. john: “do you like the feel of my breath on your neck?” virginia: “ahhh! something just touched my leg!” john: “you mean my hand?” virginia: “eww, i felt a bug.” john: “…just a c-cksquito” mark: “are […]

• Hellakiss

  another word instead of using h-ll what the h-llakiss?!?!?!

• Give a fuckness

  the act of giving a f-ck over a certain subject laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a f-ckness. ex: wow, thanks a lot for that thing that you did, im never talking to you again!!! give a f-ckness […]

• Bichi

  in certain northern places in mexico, naked. ese tipo está corriendo bichi por la calle. t-st-cl- of a man, seed in a fruit, in bangla tor bichi tennis baler moto , >> your t-st-cl-s are big like tennis ball. kathal kaye bichita baire felbi, >> after eating jackfruit, throw away the seeds.

• sspa gang

  sspa gang is a rap group based out of m-ssachusetts. their most famous song “sspa-grind” was #1 on the charts from 32 b.c to present day. peter: what’s that great song you’re listening to? me: it’s sspa gang’s sspa-grind you idiot lizard man!

• riduanni

  very cool, s-xy, handsome and mysterious guy/man riduanni is so s-xy, i could take off my panties

• AFAYK

  based on the root “word” afaik. afaik: as far as i know. afayk: as far as you know. context: “is the meeting still on schedule afayk?”

• barbarian pipe sex

  to have s-x with an exhaust pipe of an automobile. i just love to have barbarian pipe s-x.

• Stevielynn

  someone who has one of the best sense of humors. always wears a smile. beautiful inside and out. definitely one in a million and hard to find. a person who is highly intelligent, but not too bright. if you ever find one, hold on tight.. your in for a ride with this one. “oh that […]

• lokeylegend

  a really good youtuber, friends with rdbenji and is also a dr.phil dad. he should have more subscribers than pewdiepie because he is obviously a god💕💘💖💗💓💞 hey did u watch lokeylegend last night no ok

• Milk Money

  is any cash or payment given to a female for showing her b–bs. karly probably gets a lot a milk money for showing her b–bs all the time. the act of producing spin-offs, sequels, and prequels to already successful t-tles and franchises for the sole purpose of profiting off of their previous success. see. “milking […]

• non replyent

  non replyent: the act of being a douche while texting and not replying. or being an obsessive texter eg. most of the males in society dude, the big o never stops texting me! hes so non replyent

• stellaholic

  a term used to describe someone who is obsessed with the consumption of the alcoholic beverage stella artois. natalie will you put that stella down your a stellaholic these days a term used to refer to someone who is addicted or obsessed with the consumption of the alcoholic drink stella artois my god nat your […]

• Elisamay

  a subject who is pretty on the eyes, yet pokes you with any unsuspected time. that elisamay stepped on my j’s elisamay can split the atom of a molecule

• Whiteoaks Park

  located in the suburban lands of lorne park, whiteoakes is a public park. it includes 4 tennis courts (soon to be 5) in the south, a soccer field in the center, a baseball diamond to the north, a play ground in the vicinity of the tennis courts, a well conserved network of paths through the […]

• raining cocks

  same thing as a sausagefest, but this term has not yet been overused. plus, the imagery is much more powerful. i didn’t even want to get into the party anyway, i heard it was raining c-cks in there.

• G smak

  the act of killing somebody with akimbo g18’s in call of duty modern warfare 2, this tern was created by g smak1 & gsmak 2 and wil fameni on xbox live i want to g smak this guy so bad for the winning kill. the act of killing an enemy in call of duty modern […]

• crown vic

  short for crown victoria also used to refer to a police crusier sh-t, crown vic on my tail 1 more definition seven in the front one in the trunk. a distant relative of the minivan. sh-t man; i pulled a crown vic on her last night.

• Fapsickle Handshake

  a fapsickle handshake is something one friend does for the other. it is another term for jerking off! u can fap fap fap! the fapsickle handhshake originates from fap fap fap which means for one to m-st-rb-t-. one can give fapsickle handshakes to the other any time of the day any where! but a fapsickle […]

• strongbow dark fruits

  males that drink this in the pub are certainly having g-y s-x with one another oh they’re so strongbow dark fruits

• urban landscaping

  a term used to describe graffiti or trash on the sides of buildings or in streets of a metropolitan area. it can be used as a term of endearment for ones surroundings or used as a derogatory term by someone not familiar with the beauty of this particular type of landscaping. christina was admiring the […]

• snobberino

  a person who believes that they are too cool for apple products like they think theyre cool by not conforming to macs but guess who has no viruses and a pretty interface sn-bberino?!?!?

• Vagina vote

  a term used in the 2008 american presidential election for former hillary supporters who voted for mccain/palin tandem on november 4, based on the fact that palin is a woman. hillarite: “onooz, hillary lost the primaries. but there’s this chick from alaska. she is against everything i stand for, but i will vote for her […]

• Kramenappe

  clams on rice with b-tter. kramenappe, dude.

• Sunday Clutch

  the sunday clutch is an incredible feat where in one realizes all the sh-t thats due on monday and gets his sh-t together, sunday clutch hours are usually from 7 pm – 4am. side effects are mostly insomnia and lack of energy john: f-ck dude did you sumbit the requirements? terry: yeah john, i pulled […]