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• bowen island

  a small island located just west of horsehoe bay, canada. the population consits mainly of aging hippies and artists. great place in the summer, providing your a member of the tunstal bay club. stupid 40 kmh speed limit. great bush parties. teen club…dont even bother.. julia- where are you from? dave- bowen island.. julia- oh..sh-tty […]

• Trombone Choir

  a collection of angelic voices that belong to those that play the instrument trombone. man that trombone choir brought everyone within a five mile radius to tears i killed myself because i wasn’t as awesome as the trombone choir

• improvable

  a place or thing which can be improved, a person who is capable of improving themselves or is willing to listen to someone who wants to show them how to improve. eddie is not improvable, he doesn’t even answer his father’s telephone calls or emails because he does not want to listen to his father’s […]

• eshkaboom

  a very small but powerful bomb esplosion that was a dangerous eshkaboom

• rienna

  the type of girl whos bf would tell her to look up her name on the urban dictionary and is themost amazing girl ever that b-tch is so rienna

• reist

  someone who has a huge c-ck. can charm girls in an instant. a reist, cuts the condom, because he is desperate for a baby omg, that kid is a reist

• hmua

  hair & make up artist riz: i like your hair and make up, it’s on point gurl!! hannah: y-ss gurl , my hmua is h-lla expensive so it should be fleeking!

• Hugh Harris

  the lead guitarist of the kooks. characterised by bright red crazy hair, wearing of sungl-sses, and hippie shirts. obviously, a (nearly) perfect specimen of man. hugh harris is the second-most perfect man on the planet.

• tree herpes

  a type herpes that is contracted when having some sort of bodily fluids p-ss with a lesbian or bis-xual fred and phil are talking and phil tells fred he wish he wouldnt have made out with that lesbian last night cause now he has a horrible case of tree herpes

• No-square sparer

  someone (person a) who, when in a public restroom, refuses to give a person sitting in the adjacent stall (person b) a square of toilet paper when person b has run out of toilet paper. no-square sparers typically take high risks, as there is always a chance that person b could exit the stall at […]

• winona raney

  a hard working young beautiful perfect goddess who deserves more than what she has and takes more bullsh-t than she has to. holy sh-t your a winona raney

• Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper

  when a bowel movement at work that is so heinous in odor and volume that the dumper is inclined to lift his legs up into the crouching position so that no one will identify him by his shoes. “i over-indulged at chili-fest last night, so this morning i had to pull a crouching tiger hidden […]

• whistlin’ willy

  a d-ckhead (w-lly) who annoys people by his random whistling. i can’t get any work done because of the whistlin’ w-lly beside me. 0 0

• bust that duke

  bust that duke is slang for having s-x in the -ss. hey, parks! ima bout’ to have to bust that duke!

• public aid flip flops

  when poor people wear old worn out flip flops with dirty feet. look how dirty her mother f-ckin feet are in those d-mn public aid flip flops.

• trailer whore

  promiscuous female (most commonly white) with a v-g-n-l opening of about 3 inches in diameter, a bruised face due to catfights with other women and beatings by men, and a pair of uneven b–bs as the result of a 50-dollar b–b job. if two out of these three physical characteristics apply to a woman, she […]

• chin bobs

  a term used to laugh at someones misfortune, whilst rubbing chin with thumb and forefinger. “i wanted that drink” “hahahaha chin bobs!” -rubs chin-

• your grandpa a trap

  no insult surp-sses this one. it is the ultimate roast. brock: ur mom g-y lol. adam: stfu your grandpa a trap.

• Bald Eagle Flakes

  the little flakes of dead skin that frequently fall off a bald mans head. guy 1: did you see that bald guy? guy2: yeah, he had some hardcore bald eagle flakes.

• max bemis

  the lead singer of the indie/rock band say anything. max bemis is god, plain and simple. 6 more definitions bipolar. jewish. frontman of the band say anything. max bemis. jesus. king of the jews. their all pretty much the same thing. max is the magnificent song-writer and front man for up-and-coming rock band, say anything. […]

• Tyffani

  tyffani is just another spelling for tiffany. the spelling of the name is as uniquely divine as the person. “never cross her!” “why?” “dude, cause she’s a tyffani” “oh!”

• The Megahead

  s-x, doggy-style while both parties eat a 21pc of the colonel’s finest chicken. generally the bucket should rest on the penetree’s back. the megahead can be great, but avoid 3rd degree burns.

• Larry Proof

  the act of preventing h-m-s-xual or other lewd public activity. derived from disgraced idaho senator larry craig we had to larry proof the nature trails in the park due to all the man on man s-x going on in the bushes. d-mn, they larry proofed the toilet stalls at the beverly center

• harpering

  to finish on a girls chest did you harper her last night? i enjoy harpering 20

• haddock’s handbag

  a woman in a high state of s-xual excitement of course, by closing time she was up for it.. she was “wetter than a haddock’s handbag”

• cherry pepto

  when a girl expels blood from her cooter(usually during the menstal cycle) while a guy is eating her out. holy sh-t dan, can you beleive that wh-r- cherry pepto’d danny while he was eating her out?

• gobment

  a shorter easier way of saying “government” the “gobment” killed 2pac

• disco rice

  maggots. icky squirmy maggots. “gross!! that garbage can is full of disco rice!”

• Hot n cold

  when something or someone is liked then disliked, or alternating frequently on status of opinion. d-mn, she treat me so hot n cold. 1 more definition one of the greatest songs ever!!! sung by katy perry with funny music video to accompany it! girl: i’m so happy boy: why? girl: i’m listening to hot n […]

• academellence

  academic excellence bobby: hey mom i got straight a’s this semester mom: thats great! you have high academellence!

• donohoe

  a term for an extremely short and extremely attractive young girl “wow, shes such a donohoe”

• PkingStreet

  famous, and strongest in an online m-ssive game called runescape. has a deep-end hatred for skilling and is a prod. combat noob. no one can defeat pkingstreet at combat! sg_dragon2 tried and perished into the next world.

• breki

  a guy lost in life and very gullable. a breki often has a good heart and is handsome, likes beards and short women. a breki is very loyal to his girlfriend. ….”wow your’e amazing , your’e a total breki”…

• Sososexual

  a person, usually a politician, who sides with any s-xual orientation in order to gain political favor and get more votes. is not confined to any s-xual preference, but buy opinion only. candidate 1: “i think i will run for office this year. run for president, governor, mayor or something…” candidate 2: “you think you […]

• park your nuts

  when you go b-lls deep on a girl and you park your nuts on her rant. or when she deep throats you and you park your nuts on her chin guy 1: dude i went on a date! guy 2: how did it go, did you park your nuts! 0 0

• taint stain

  a stain left in the underwear from (sweaty b-lls )or v-g-n-, not to be confused with a skid mark joe thought he left a skid mark in his drawers but it definitely was a taint stain

• chiba hut

  delicious sub sandwich place on the hill, boulder, colorado. every item on the menu is nicknamed after a certain drug. the different lengths of sandwiches refer to different lengths of a joint. dank place for cu students to eat. dan:dude, lets get some janky chiba hut man, i’m feelin a white widow. roommate: aight, i […]

• rttl

  rocks to the limit for example sum1 mite say: miley cyrus rttl and you would know that they meant: miley cyrus rocks to the limit

• Graceling

  a fictional term created by author kristin cash-r- to define someone who is graced–that is, he or she has an extreme skill. someone who is graced with swimming may be able to swim as efficiently as a fish. a person graced with fighting skills is much more talented at fighting than the average person, and […]

• DjEEP

  the best lighter. ever. person 1: “yo gimme your lighter, i needa light this bowl.” person 2: (pulls out a bic) “aight here” person 3: “sike.” (pulls out a djeep) person 1: “gg.”

• Braided

  a physiological state that occurs when a person has a high level of three different drugs in their system. for example-alcohol, cocaine, marijuana. i was so braided last night that i stole jimmy’s pet python and tried to use it as a belt, and when that didn’t work i tried to eat it while screaming […]

• Giants-itus

  a case of a team’s ability to single handedly dominate the game in the beginning only to completely and utterly blow the game in the end. the ravens must have a case of giants-itus, they had the lead and completely blew it.

• quove

  mutual respect and love between quidditch players. for the game and each other. quidditch player: “the quidditch community is so great, quidditch players have all the quove.” random person: “quidditch, seriously? and what the f-ck is ‘quove’?” quidditch player: “muggle quidditch! the quidkids are all bffs! …it’s a quidkid thing. you wouldn’t understand.”

• didneylan

  background: derived from the name disneyland (created by walt disney), used by people with speech impediments, or well… r-t-rds mostly. prounounced: did-knee-lan meaning: duh… disneyland! paulie: “hey carlos, what cha ya up to this weekend?” carlos: “oh i am so excited i get to go to didneylan with my mommy… it’s gonna be sooo much […]

• Jinae

  amazing girl, she is you’re best friend and always knows what to say to make you smile. has a great personality and is so smexy you wont believe it ’till you see it. jinae is a very quite girl until you get to know her, she doesn’t trust very well but when she does she […]

• Mensan

  member of mensa. mensa is the high iq society and membership requires an iq in the top 2% of the population. it by no means surprises me that n-body on this site knows what mensa is! 1 farm team for the four sigma society 2 old slang for someone with a flat head 3 someone […]

• the sneak attack

  when drunk, approach a unwary female from the back. put your arm around her, initiate conversation, and when shes least expecting it, take the other hand and grab her breast. if done correctly, female will be receptive to futher conversation. while drinking with his buddies, john decided to do the sneak attack on julie.

• Angel of the north

  noun a steel sculpture of an angel with outstretched wings, created in 1998 by british sculptor antony gormley, which stands on a hilltop outside gateshead, ne england. it stands 20 m (85 ft) high and has a wingspan of 54 m (175 ft)

• Albuquerque Yogurt

  any food/drink, preferably yogurt, that has been tainted by s-m-n from the person not eating/drinking the substance. when he went to the kitchen, i asked jeremy to grab me a beer but i think he may have turned it into an albuquerque yogurt when i wasn’t looking because it tasted the way ben’s breath smells.

• beerdy

  a bearded person obsessed with beer. the local beerdy meetup consisted of grooming tips and tasting the latest local craft brews.