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• cherrelle

  cherrelle is an outgoing motivated person when she wants to be. she has a great sense of style and loves the finer things in life. when people see cherrelle they want to be her friend , they are attracted to her like a moth to a flame. when she is good she is very good […]

• bloomba

  a round portly guy who is similar to a pig or some other fat object. “he’s a bloomba, he look like he can roll unintentionally.”

• zesty drink

  a carbonated beverage or more specifically, diet c-ke. after being shouted at by richard hammond and james may jeremy clarkson needed a zesty drink.

• Door hesitation

  that critical moment of moral dilemma when you need to decide to hold the door open for somebody who is trailing behind you…or let it go. generally resolved if you think they saw you looking at them – so you don’t look like a complete -sshole letting the door close on them. problem can be […]

• snow slap

  when a guy busts a nut in his hand then proceeds to slap someone bro nick just snow slapped that girl

• Turkeyed Out

  (pr-nounced tur-keed) a drunk, wasted, or intoxicated state of mind combined with either hilarious, annoying & unpredictable behavior. turked out and turkeyed out can be used interchangeably, with the “out” portion of the phrase being completely and utterly optional. someone who is “turkeyed out” is referred to as either a turkey dog, or simply, a […]

• textual harassment

  to har-ss someone through text messages. if i texted my co-worker would that be textual har-ssment? repeatedly texting one’s cell phone to the point of har-ssment this dude won’t stop texting me. i think i might file for “textual har-ssment. part of the stalker’s -rs-nal, textual har-ssment is the act of using a mobile phone […]

• wusion

  two words which have been fused together to form one. most often the result of taking the first concenent or syllable of the first word, and replacing the first concenent or syllable of the second word. breakfast/lunch—> brunch native/american—> namerican little billy called joe an injun, joe corrected little billy, and said he was namerican.

• Skop-jay

  a humorous rendition of the capital city of the former yugoslav republic of macedonia (also known as the republic of macedonia). it stems from the actual spelling: skopje (pr-n: skop-yeh) and the fact that many non-slavs have difficulty pr-nouncing the later “je” element of the name. this rendition instead pr-nounces the “je” as jay, since […]

• layaly

  layaly is the name of someone who is beautiful and very kind hearted, completely selfless and always knows what to say in time of need. she will always ask what’s wrong if she can tell that you’re sad and always say something that cheers you up. thank you layaly, i appreciate you a lot.

• kissed the apex

  see flawless victory. s: going for a dump, back in 10. m: k. (some time p-sses) s: (shouts from the loo) yes, kissed the apex! m: good man!

• toke-a-dots

  the pattern of little burn holes left on an article of clothing after smoking a badly rolled hash joint. “this used to be my favorite shirt, but now it’s full of toke-a-dots.”

• Tarak

  tarak is an indian name given to aries. guys named tarak are very loving and caring. tarak’s got great sense of humor. people usually enjoy tarak’s company. its always fun to be around tarak. very lovable khushbu:omg that guy standing next to the door is so loving and funny xyz: yeah khushbu: he is such […]

• crunkular

  1. relating to crunk and other words stemming from it. 2. a very 80’s way to say crunk. 1. we shall test the crunkularity of this movie/entertainment device/other. 2. dude, that’s crunkular!

• Mervlack

  the sound made when a person turns “inside out”. it is caused when the lungs are crushed and the wind is forced out of the mouth, the effects of turning inside out alter the position of your tounge to make the sound “mervlack”. the toxic gas caused him to turn inside out. he screamed “mervlack!”

• cyber rot

  “data that is forever doomed to the depths of cybersp-ce and will rot forever, forgotten” joe’s commodore64 program is doomed to cyber rot.

• mechteld

  a very smart and beautiful girl. she is usually blond, skinny and tall girl. you have to be friends with her, otherwise you have no life. she has a great friend named sophie (loop up sophie, she is also very fantastic, just like mechteld!). sophies and mechtelds are very smart, and will go to a […]

• lern2internet

  learn how to act online or learn how to look things up online. in the latter case ‘f-cking google it’ works too. used commonly when idiots ask way too simple questions on forums or when some dumb-ss thinks they’ll be raped by a clown if they don’t repost a bulletin. eleventeen year old: if you […]

• Seth

  1 this super suave chappy who will have you drooling at h-llo. a seth is a handsome, intelligent, witty, guy with snuggles that will make you feel as though you’re the luckiest girl on the planet – which indeed you are if you have the fortune of being snuggled by a seth! this cheeky chap […]

• Ryan Currier

  the man behind the term “currier” the new name for a pedophile. someone who likes to creep out and hit on little girls and uses a sketchy car to pick them up. ryan currier creeps on freshman girls that dude in the white van is being a currier around those girls

• Tottooing

  to give a kid a tattoo. which is done usually in a private home ect. and with home made instruments. because tattoo shops won’t do it because they are under 18. becoming a popular job because there is a lot of money in it because there is a high demand for those services. tot+tattooing. john’s […]

• shatoo

  a person who can lighten you up at any time. cares a lot and is not what she seems like. “shatoo, can u give me some advice?”

• it is i the great papyrus

  the line of a super cool skeleton it is i the great papyrus nyehehehehehehheheheheheheheheh

• Binocular disparity

  noun (physiol) the small differences in the positions of the parts of the images falling on each eye that results when each eye views the scene from a slightly different position; these differences make stereoscopic vision possible historical examples visual illusions matthew luckiesh visual illusions matthew luckiesh

• Pasturebation

  the act of happening upon a beautiful scene scape, one that stops you dead in your tracks and forces you to think about the beauty in the world (such as the love of your life coming up behind you, wrapping their arms around you firmly, resting their head in the nape of your neck and […]

• furphish

  someone who is fat, lazy and/or stupid and thinks they are the most important person around. murphat is gone now because he was so furphish that he thought he could ride in a plane on his fat -ss all day rather than work.

• Code33

  an east indian man who posts on sigforum. he’s code33, he’s one bad m-f-.

• poo situation

  a situation involving the -n-l expulsion of faecal matter and two or more individuals, also involving at least one unconsenting party. the faecal predator lured their unsuspecting victim into a poo situation, without their consent.

• 35w

  the 35w is comparable to the golden gate bridge. it involves two guys and one half brain the guys join together holding the female in a plank like form face down, one holding each end. after the sloppy wizard sleeve s-x once each male decides they are finished the female is then dropped, a similar […]

• dougong

  another name for a huge p-n-s. girl : wow, its huge! boy : yeah, its a total dougong.

• ingimarr

  he’s a f-ckin -sshole and everyone calls him “imgur” anyways ’cause his name is so long james: hey imgur ingimarr: it’s ingimarr!!1!1

• turtle flipper

  the art of inserting four knuckles into your father’s -n-s and grabbing ahold of your thumb to work it back and forth in return directly for cannabis or money to buy cannabis i couldnt afford any weed so i gave dad a turtle flipper.

• turkish teapot

  there aren’t any definitions for turkish teapot yet. can you define it?

• penguin baby

  humorous slang for p-b- eww…that girl don’t shave her penguin baby

• Nonp

  a person who has just done something really stupid. it is a fun way of calling them something, but isn’t actually rude. shanna: oh no, i forgot to take my narwhal to school! tara: you’re such a nonp!

• indian brother

  is when your having s-x and you use a condom and when your done your friend doesnt have one to use so he uses the condom that you just had on daddy “hey sugar do you have any condoms ?” sugar “no only the one i just used” daddy “thats fine we can be indian […]

• bullshit – chicanery

  an act of deception that is attended to mislead or trick an individual. professor davis’s test was bullsh-t – chicanery, not of the students p-ss.

• Georgia sunset

  when you knock someone out cold (with your fist, a bat, an iron, a chair, etc.) and proceed to insert your t-st-cl-s into his or her mouth. some douche bag did my friend wrong so i gave him a georgia sunset.

• Quggle

  the act of cuddling in quicksand. jane: i hope this quggle lasts forever tony: dude we’re going to f-cking die here, don’t you realise that, you f-cking stupid wh-r-

• boredom buddy

  a friend who you only need when you are bored oh! i’m so bored today, i guess i shd call ken my ‘boredom buddy’.

• 💪🏿

  a strong arm a💁🏿 ♂️has a💪🏿

• kealohilani

  kealohilani means, sweet, nice, caring, helpful and a girl who doesn’t care what people say, she hangs out with her best friends. this girl is so kealohilani. i can’t believe she is a kealohilani.

• the joy of motherhood

  sleeping. my mom sure likes the joy of motherhood!

• narralingus

  meaning narrow minded. you are so narralingus.

• Zalgo

  to invoke the hive-mind representing chaos. invoking the feeling of chaos. with out order. the nezperdian hive-mind of chaos. zalgo. he who waits behind the wall. zalgo! the entire room is filled with zalgo. he waits behind the wall, in a palace of tortured gl-ss, served by legions forged from the tears of the sleepless […]

• commuter gang

  gangs that have been displaced because of gentrification but still return to their old neighborhoods for gangly activities. “i thought that kdy’s territory was bought by developers?” “now they’re a commuter gang, they come in from pg

• unasleep

  not to be confused with awake, it’s a bit like undead. same level of speech and cognitive reasoning. think living, breathing zombie. “i was so unasleep at work today, i couldn’t string two words together. rawwwrr, sleepy!!!”

• WikiToots

  a beautiful, charming, crazy, nerdy girl. sucks at facebook games though. check her out, she’s such a wikitoots – smart and s-xy as h-ll.

• kraxfulzy

  a word best used for games of scrabble meaning “does not actually exist”. an alternate definition of “i’ve got nothing” has also been known to occur in old latin and… winnipeg. a: kraxfulzy isn’t a word… b: sure it is! check the urbandictionary!

• foso

  a word young children use to call their father. child#1: foso, you are amazing!