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• EMR

  electronic medical record i had to access the emr to get a med example. flipflop hoe bag with a cutup strap when you yoke that corner in the hood. you see emrs with flipflops ducking and running. pr-ne to breaking things. aw man, my car blew a gasket. did you let emr touch it? acronym […]

• marmite addict

  a marmite addict is often very territorial over their jar of marmite. often results in fists being beaten against walls. signs of an addict… 1. expresses extreme concern over a missing jar of marmite 2. attacking relatives and housemates over the potential steal of marmite 3. irrational behaviour towards neighbouring objects when marmite fails to […]

• SOCOM pistol

  known to ussocom (united states special operations command) as the mark 23, mod 0. it is the pistol of choice for u.s. special forces. it uses .45 acp (automatic colt pistol, for those of you not in the know). it also comes with a knights flash and sound supressor and a laser aiming module. it […]

• pftol

  an acronym used for when someone says something so ridiculous, it makes you go pfffffft (out loud) “man, dat ryan guy is so dreamy” “pftol” actually, this example would never occur in real life. here’s a better one: “i think ron paul should be the next president of the united states.” “pftol”

• pullin a denardo

  hanging out with a girl for two to three day. then falling in love atfter the fourth. ditching you buddies all the time while you say you want to give the girl sp-ce. ron: dude wheres joe? chris: idk he’s pullin a denardo ron: hutch! chris: what a c-ck puller!… big n-gg-r d-ck head!!

• questad

  used to describe the family of -ssholes from the questad family tree usually these ego eccentric maniacs are school teachers my god that teachers last name outta be questad for the way she acted

• Foupa

  a fat upper p-ssy area i love the foupas at splash mountain!! ashley tyrell ashley i can see your fat hangin off of your p-ssy from over here.

• Poon Sand

  the particles of dried female -j-c-l-t- left on the bed after s-x (usually after long-stroking/pulling out most of the way and slamming it all the way in) that feels like sand. d-mn baby, look at all that poon sand on the bed!

• bella rose

  bella rose, known as isabella rose. a 15 year old girl who loves jack and will bend over for him any time, she’s romantic and funny. she loves to make fun of emily behind her back. “smelly bella’s at it again!” bella rose

• Myüberwhore

  a mysp-ce super wh-r- going out of their way to install special coding and other bullsh-t so people can add them easier. they make tom look like a saint. a: that britney f-cker added that special coding. b: what a myüberwh-r-. a: yeah man.

• ben weasel

  a genius of punk rock. has been in screeching weasel for 15 years till they broke up, then created another cleverly called “ben weasel” with his first alb-m called fidatevi. “ben weasel, hes an -sshole, ben weasel, hes a jerk, ben weasel, you just hate him cause he don’t have to work!” – the queers, […]

• Mopism

  mopism is a type of belief that mops are the superior hairstyle and that chairman mop is the eternal mop that shall forever teach the ways of the mop. mopism is an interesting faith.

• manksta jizzew

  1) a mexican jew. 2) one who celebrates all holidays. 3) one who can claim to be either religion in order to receive more gifts. croat: “ali, why weren’t you at school yesterday?” ali: “it was yom h-sshana.” croat: “what kind of jew are you? do you mean yom kippur?” ali: “right.” croat: “ali, what […]

• Momageddon

  an apocolyptic , end of the world catastrophic reaction by mom when she discovers you have done something innapropriate/against her wishes. characterized by screaming to the top of her lungs, can occasionally become physically punishing. a really p-ssed off mom. it was momageddon at my house last night when she found out i skipped school […]

• 4 H’s

  means: hot humid hazy h-ll to tell the way it feels in the room jeremy: it’s the 4 h’s in here the 4hs are hiv, hpv, hepat-tis, and herpes. d-mn, that girl is bangin, but do you think she has any of the 4hs?

• dangle grabber

  when you are having b-tt s-x with a girl and her v-g-n- is so loose your t-st-cl-s get stuck in he b-tthole. i was -ss f-cking your mom and i didn’t realize she was a dangle grabber until i pulled my d-ck out to shove in her mouth.

• cyberhovel

  a place where the cyber undercl-ss dwell and from wherein emerge grunts, insults and inarticulate wailings rotflmao was the only grunt heard from within the depths of the cyberhovel

• skateboard barbie

  a skateboard barbie is a girl who is very fashionable and wears a lot of makeup, but is very good at skateboarding. alice: after i’m done putting my makeup on, let’s go to the skate park! tom: oh alice, you’re such a skateboard barbie!

• scullied

  to receive oral s-x do you want to get scullied? i got scullied

• cat nap

  a short nap when you know you have to get up soon. i am going home to get a cat nap before we go out. to take a brief nap. ever notice how cats tend to fall asleep, wake up shortly thereafter, and then doze off again? catnaps are referred to as such due to […]

• dingadonga

  when you ring the doorbell so hard it breaks he likes to dingadonga the doorbell

• Music Industry

  a bunch of stingy people who can sue up to $150,000 or so for one pirated song, and are currently suing many people who use file sharing services. they are also known for cranking out m-ss amounts of low quality music, such as rap, and what is currently pop. the music industry blows. corrupt group […]

• lily dove

  amazing girl who loves the band why don’t we hey, lily dove!

• oligang

  when a street gang is ruled by three or fewer gang leaders. these elite members of the gang (usually the one or one’s who started the gang) rule the gang completely without dissent from other gang members with a smaller rank. a gang can only be a “oligang” when the elite of the gang have […]

• Van The Man

  pretty much the coolest guy you will ever meet. you average, everyday, ordinary, superhero. here to help people with problems, and very slick cat with mad swagger. ladies dig him and guys wanna be his friend. he can always get out of any situation. all around a really cool guy. his connections r unlimited. and […]

• Zipi

  bringing the infine into one. a collection of lot things bundled as a single packet. it can practically contain anything. origins zip: to compress many things into one pi: an irrational number with a never ending decimal place the internet is a zipi 0 0

• bestent

  meaning you best do someting a person asks or requests of you a person says you should go to work, the other says you best bestent you, or i best bestent i.

• fun hangover

  the feeling of being bored or down after having too much fun. man! that concert was so amazing! i have the worst fun hangover today. everything just seems so… ordinary.

• rock climb

  cocaine rocks i enjoy rock climbing and skiing

• zaqplxswokmcdeijnvfruhbgty

  when you start worshipping the god of boredom you have sold your soul to him and you have a cult and have a sacrifice in the library every day where you chant all the possible combinations of the holy keyboard your cult: zaqplxswokmcdeijnvfruhbgty

• black opsterbation

  the act of playing combat training, against computer opponents. a “call of duty” -n-logy of m-st-rb-t–n. bill: come join me in a public team deathmatch. dale: no way, dude. i’m not that good. i’m going to try a little self-pleasure through black opsterbation.

• Chiii

  a positive answer for any question. “yes” in spanish with an asian kick. a universal acquiescence for a wondering world. chiii! more than words can express!

• spiccoon

  if a half black half white person had a child with a latino. spic/c–n man, you kids would be spicc–ns.

• keysto

  a legendary canadian woodcarver. that’s an amazing carving, it must be a keysto

• dudetrip

  a dudetrip is the best kind of trip there it is. it involves you and your boys, perhaps some beers and a great deal of road sp-ce to travel… the best things always happen on dudetrips dudetrips = roadtrips to remember. danny: dude lets go on a trip just us boys. mikey: yeah lets go […]

• Un-boring

  ikea see boring the ikea store, with its stupid funiture and lamps was very un-boring a word used be either the people with no vocabulary or band geeks meaning “quite interesting, out of the ordinary; exciting” sally exclaimed “dude that’s so…unboring”

• Ewokitude

  the mental mindset of being an ewok. “joe needs to correct his ewokitude or else the empire will win.”

• shirall

  a super s-xy gawjus babe!! that chick is so shirall

• Sol Oriens

  a ymca club (y-club). mostly consists of asian males, hazing is required to be able to join. did you go to the sol oriens meeting?

• Alspeep

  like being asleep, but in front of a computer. rubnik fell alspeep after a 30 hour world of warcraft session. alspeep is a real word.

• Compton Cookout

  a friendly multicultural gathering where guests are encouraged to dress as ghetto african americans. the intend of the event is to raise awareness of oppression blacks undergo in compton. it is usually held mid february, since february marks a very important month in american society. no, i’m not referring to valentines day or presidents day. […]

• fogglesticks

  a word that replaces the f-bomb. what the fogglesticks!

• thrammed

  to beat with a stick. also, to be badly defeated at a task. to get thrammed – to be beaten so badly in a game, one feels sad to mention the incident to friends or family. believed to be derived from “slammed” and “thrashed”. d-mn! i was thrammed like silly pansy this morning.

• screeb

  originally a typo of the word ‘screenshot’ (typing ‘screeb’ by accident then pressing enter instead of backsp-ce, again, by accident), ‘screeb’ is shorthand for a printscreen. ‘hey man, take a screeb and send it to me’ to ‘screeb’ is to do something to something else. through the act of ‘screebing’, you yourself will become a […]

• Pandaka

  h-m-s-xual male, or male exhibiting flamboyant female tendencies. the word pandaka originates from the ancient pali language of india look, there goes the pandaka…

• cooch waffle

  1.it means that a person is super funny and there is always laughs with them. 2.you are very outgoing and don’t care about what people think or say about you. look at betty she’s such a cooch waffle!

• The Felching Snow Storm

  when a man has two woman and c-ms in the -ss of woman #1. then sucks out his own c-m and snowb-lls it to the mouth of woman #2. i can’t wait until we have another snow day here in wisconsin. the f-lch-ng snow storm warning will be in full effect !!!

• rim shine

  while having s-x with a girl, you spit on her -ss and proceed to shine her -sshole. “her -ss was a little dirty, so i gave it a rim shine.”

• mansturation

  when men get into a bad mood, become temperamental and experience hormone fluctuations due to a build up of s-m-n from a lack of s-x. not to be confused with the female, ‘menstruation’ that occurs monthly but also results in mood swings that manifest namely in sh-tting on the male partner. sameera: ‘rajesh, what is […]

• tlaloc

  douchebag idiots with no friends and no one likes them they are super annoying and very very very dumb they are also g-y dude you were such a tlaloc last night it sucked