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• nocorn

  a nocorn is a unicorn without a horn, or a horse. it is a hot girl who is rumoured to be a lesbian or bis-xual, but is actually straight. “lilly is such a unicorn…she’s always flirting with girls.” “no way, she just does that for attention. she’s a nocorn.”

• Top Gun Thumbs Up

  a top gun thumbs up is similar to a regular thumbs up, only its held for much longer and you turn your hand to the side so the person youre giving the thumbs up to, can see the back of your hand. its called a “top gun thumbs up” because during the entire film, that […]

• Danny Pendragon

  a person, generally male, who believes in the norns, odin, and all things norse. not to be mistakenly -ssociated with the book pendragon, which totally blows. he is usually a bad-ss and listens to viking death metal. lucy: ohmagosh, that boy is so metal. he melts my face. tina: he must be a danny pendragon. […]

• Usamah

  definition of a lion. muslim name. arabi name meaning description of lion. usamah is a devout muslim.

• sleepcaking

  sleepcaking is the act of baking, retrieving, and consuming cake(s) while in a deep sleep state. warning signs are, but are not limited to: cake in sleep area with no known explanation of how it got there frosting on pillow excessive weight gain with no visible change in diet sleepcaking is rather disturbing for those […]

• hiss

  to throw “hissy fits” by constantly b-tching and crying. to get angry over small non-related subject matters. this f-ggot b-tch named andy peng throws hisses. andy hisses like a snake. is that another hiss, mr peng? a sound mostly made by black people especially nigerians which symbolizes anger, frustration or just general nonsense. it is […]

• Schmitters

  to s-xuallly humiliate an individual through the means of harsh tickling in the upper body. i schmittered the h-ll outta him! “schmitters!”

• pulling a “T”

  appearing overtly self-confident, omniscient with no prior experience or knowledge on subject matter. often this individual’s truths go unchecked and are accepted by most due to this individual’s unbridled self-confidence peac-ckery, douchebaggery, trump. this individual’s delusions of self-grandeur and reckless self-interest, are used to step on others, via condescension and manipulation for personal gain. …lbj […]

• Am I Clear

  this is something your father or someone in power over you will ask you to verify that what they just told you is completely understood. tommy, you will not use my car to go downtown to score crack again. am i clear?

• aghastory

  a story that is so shocking that you will be aghast the american basketball team was defeated by the team from turkey. that is more than an aghastory.

• timmur

  timmur is a h-m-s-xual russian 8th grader who moves never leaves his computer unless its to stalk his russian chick or go to school. he makes sure that there is no other contact with the outside world in any way shape or form. he is a graphics wh-r- and has a unibrow. i am 1337er […]

• Tweek-a-leek

  similiar to a “freek a leek”, this kind of women also engages in s-xual acts for fun, however, is driven into a deviant frenzy fueled by the drug “meth” and hence the “tweek” is incorporated. “d-mn yo, we was out in riverside partying with some of my cousin’s homies, next thing you know these dudes […]

• sws

  refers to the american post-hardcore band ‘sleeping with sirens’ who are you listening to? sws who? sleeping with sirens an acronym for “sm-t with substance”. a category of fanfiction. sws is used to indicate a story containing p-rnography, but which also includes a plot. this is the opposite of pwp, which is p-rn without plot. […]

• Collora

  the last name of an ugly group of people that never get any girls. he’s never been on a date, all he does is sit at his computer all day. he must be a collora.

• Roto-Vegas

  aka rotorua. a small town in new zealand that is said to be the vegas of new zealand because of its many motels and neons. but in reality it is nothing like it. rob: where have you been? carl: i just got back from roto-vegas. the coloquial term for the city of rotorua located in […]

• Bottom Seater

  a bowel movement so explosive in nature, that the force of the resulting splash coats the underside of the toilet seat with fecal matter. i thought that once i flushed the toilet, it would be gone. but then i lifted up the toilet seat to find that i had left behind a bottom seater.

• Adonais

  hebrew. a t-tle of reverence for g-d, serving also as a subst-tute pr-nunciation of the tetragrammaton. historical examples the poem seems to indicate that urania, slumbering, is not yet aware of the death of adonais. adonais sh-lley two quotations from adonais will suffice to show the power and sweetness of its verse. sh-lley john addington […]

• Negghurt

  negghurt comes from the word, yoghurt/negro. negghurt can be defined as a yoghurt whit negro flavor. “hey!, this yoghurt taste like negghurt!”

• Wounded Paw

  noun; a limp or feminine handshake given by a man. typically the wrist is bent with the fingers pointing towards the ground. a bewildered joe ham could barely contain himself when he was offered a wounded paw from the ceo of his fortune 500 company.

• dozie

  a tw-t who does nothing with their life but w-nk dozie, get me some food.

• yellow shoe

  a white sneaker that has been involved in many s-xual activities, and has been covered in c-m stains. after a shoe has received 20 loads of c-m it is considered a “yellow shoe” because the yellow color stains are very apparent on the white leather of the shoe. tori: why are you so nervous today? […]

• Birmingham, Michigan

  birmingham, michigan is a very affluent suburb of detroit. it has a beautiful, charming and expensive downtown area. birmingham has very few dumpy houses, and is home to some of the most brilliant mansions, historical homes, tudors, and other fancy houses next to bloomfield, hills, another wealthy city in southern michigan. the majority of birmingham’s […]

• Dillywad

  a skateboarder trick in which the skateboarder stands on one foot in his living room and flips the board with his eyes closed while chewing a wad of bubblegum anthony was dillywadding in the parlor 1 more definition a complte and total idot dude ur the biggest dilly-wad ive ever f-ckin seen

• ambizon

  an online purchase made under the influence of the sleep aid ambien. “why do you have this coffee table book about figure skating?” “oh, that was a total ambizon.”

• rotten milk

  pretentious milk that sat too long in the fridge that was not drank quick enough. the rotten milk tastes sour.

• hapcky

  a combination of the words “happy” and “lucky” to describe how one is feeling i feel so hapcky to be with the best person in the world

• taking the George

  also taking the george micheal, ie taking the michieal or mickey.. to take a rise out of someone look at what he’s worn to the wedding…………. is he taking the george

• Swaggitis

  a bad -ss disease where the swag germs just kick the ever loving sh-t out of your white blood cells and you feel like utter p-ss for several days. it’s mighty awesome, and even though you feel like your esophogus is being set on fire, your still proud to say you’ve had motherf-ckin’ swaggitis. sorry, […]

• Lubracaticity

  lubracaticity is a term to measure it’s lubyness this lube has lost all of its lubracaticity. sarah is so dry she lost all of her lubracaticity

• shmental

  paranoid; crazy; someone who needs to know everything that really short kid over there is extremely shmental jeez, i am going shmental. person 1: i have seen every episode ever of cheap seats person 2: you are so shmental you are a shmental face.

• BASFL

  brother and sister for life basfl example – sam and bryony are brother and sister for life. sam and bryony are basfl b – brother a- and s- sister for – for l- life

• dismembered fetus

  something to cheer out of your car window while driving past abortion activists. saw protesters, so i screamed, “dismembered fetus!!!” at them as loud as i could.

• recipicant

  the person who is on the receiving end of a half and half. the recipicant began to shudder from the half and half as he neared climax.

• stuntmat

  also known as the gut. most commonly sported on men. some call this gutb-tt. a great area of the body for women to preform tricks on. gut stuntmat

• strep da cockis

  it is a deadly disease. most likely caused by the consumption of to much c-ck. c-ck = bad. ” dude yesterday my sister was diagnosed with strep da c-ckis. what a sl-t” ” that girl lauren down the street got strep da c-ckis, i think i might have given it to her. she gives great […]

• Slumber Wookie

  when you shave your p-b-s and -ssault a sleeping person by placing them all over said persons face. dave got totally slumber wookied lastnight.

• unfuckedacide

  unf-ckedacide is an uncommon term used to describe the anti biological agent used on members of the armed services prior to the gulf war . . prior to the injection , service members were ‘ unf-cked’ by the chemical agent , as they had not received it yet . though without the dod order form […]

• Provo Butt Slut

  when a mormon woman living in provo, ut allows guys to f-ck her in the -ss to save her v-g-n-l “virginity” and maintain the “honor code.” mormon girl: okay, andrew… but you can only put it in my b-tt. i’m saving myself for marriage. andrew: oh come on!! don’t be such a provo b-tt sl-t.

• Niggabyte

  n-gg-byte: (n) sp-ce on a hardrive taken up by any type of “n-gg-” media, including (but not limited to): rap, r&b, hip-hop, and movies in which the black protagonists’ goal is to defeat the white antagonist. 1) i have a 30nb mp3 player. 2) my music library consists of a half n-gg-byte of afro man. […]

• halo pub

  the most amazing ice cream in the world. it’s really dark in there, but you don’t care, because you just want your hard vanilla in a wafer cone, or one of their 23908093 other flavors. you love that the water is free. you like their little trash cans that look like they belong under a […]

• Wall Post Hijacker

  someone that takes over a person’s facebook wall post with conversation that is off topic and doesn’t relate to the subject matter. tony is the biggest wall post hijacker on facebook! that guy always takes over vera’s wall posts with his random lame convo’s.

• coil

  experimental/industrial act formed by john balance and peter christopherson. usually quite eerie and/or forboding in sound, with a drugged out, home-erotic vibe. “love’s secret domain” is widely considered to be the best coil alb-m money; particularly a large amount of paper money that has been rolled into a cylinder. bredda 1: ar u on dis […]

• memedom

  the state of being a meme. trollface has achieved memedom. pedobear is a popular meme, therefore it has achieved memedom.

• outside looking in

  being left out in any type social circle situation. for example: when you are in a group with two other people you want to be friends with, but they ignore you and develop a stronger connection with each other, a connection that yoh wanted. thus, you are on the outside looking in.

• Brooklyn Princess

  a sl-tty jewish princess from brooklyn. bro-1: yo, bro. did you hit that brooklyn princess? bro-2: yeah, that jenny slate is a real sl-t.

• Allergen

  any substance, often a protein, that induces an : common allergens include pollen, gr-sses, dust, and some medications. noun any substance capable of inducing an allergy n. substance causing allergy, 1912, from allergy on model of antigen. allergen al·ler·gen (āl’ər-jən) n. a substance, such as pollen, that causes an allergy. see antigen. al’ler·gen’ic (-jěn’ĭk) adj. […]

• baylee samp

  a p-n-s that cannot c-m. my p-n-s is baylee samp tonight i geuss i cant get u pregnant

• rosyth

  most awesome littlest town in scotland! “all the s-xy people live in rosyth”

• endzone dance party

  a major dance party where only a select few are invited to attend hey man did you get invited to charles endzone dance party? it’s about to be lit

• t-stain

  a stain in the shape of a “t”. could also be used an an abbreviation for “sh-t-stain”. holy t-stain, man! there’s a small t-stain on your shorts, jesse.