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• pankration

  an ancient greek martial art which has been modernized by matt hume, as a form of full contact fighting. (mma) ex: ufc, pride fc, king of the cage. legalities are knees, elbows, chokes, jointlocks, and punches to the face. “dude, that guys craaaaaazzzzy. he must pankration” one of the most bad -ss martial arts in […]

• laynee

  kind and sometimes bratty my little sister who is laynee

• murbed

  making a mistake. see also: f-cked, messed. jay- “how’d your date go?” ryan- “not good, i really murbed it up by taking my d-ck out prematurely.” jay- “you’re such a murby.”

• Marksha

  the nickname bestowed upon mark pellegrino by supernatural fans, eternally linking the actor to fellow thespian misha collins. sam: did you know that marksha was on lost, too? n-body told me. jack: -facepalm-

• twextbooking

  a term used when you are so obsessed with someone that you are tweeting, texting, and facebooking them all at the same time, and successfully “i have been sitting in this library for almost three hours now trying to do research, but i have been way to busy twextbooking amanda & sara to actually get […]

• Mayfair Mouthwash

  a cheap disgusting vodka under $15 for a half gallon usually consumed by blistering alcoholics.(nikolai, jacquinn’s, vladimir, crown russe) at the stroke of 9am the hardcore alcoholics lined up outside of the liquor store demand their mayfair mouthwash in order to progress with their daily duties and cease their delirium tremens.

• abriya

  a beautiful, talented girl, can sing and so much more. she can be shy, but once you get on her good side yall are best friends. mostly dates guys with letters a, b, or j. she is out going and did i say beautiful cause she is. she is everyones friend and knows everyone. but […]

• When you binna fang some sluh?

  when your friends are being racist and you’re wondering when they’re going to stop. friend 1: what’s up my ‘n-word’? friend 2: maaaaaan, when you binna fang some sluh?!

• booty wagger

  a girl who feels like the big sh-t because she can shake her -ss, usually isn’t good looking and usually has no -ss . basically a girl who tries to shake what her momma didn’t give her . “are you guys varsity cheerleaders? ewww, where we come from, we call y’all booty waggers!”

• dropped wallet

  a dropped wallet has occurred when a would-be c-ssanova compromises his own dignity through his over-the-top and often sickening attempts to win the affections of his chosen female. such is the degree of self control that our c-ssanova is thought to have lost, it is inconceivable that he could even manage to keep a hold […]

• PCC

  the pcc is the undisputed heavyweight champion of chasing p-ssy. he suffers from a mental condition that forces him to chase anything with a v-g-n-. usually this results in ignoring his buddies and displaying the double rock star, tongue out, c-ck in a chicks -ss pose. this individual is often dating three ladies simultaneously, and […]

• homotif

  a theme in an artwork, book, design, or physical sp-ce that is characterized, elaborated, or designed by a person as if he or she is a h-m-s-xual relating to s-xual desire for the same s-x woman says: you have a whole motif going on in your apartment. gentleman responds: a h-m-tif? -confusion- i don’t have […]

• Thought It Was Sweet

  another term for “salty.” being tricked. after being tricked you’ll feel upset; embarr-ssed, mad, or p-ssed. originated from milwaukee, wi. thought it was sweet! lookin’ -ss!

• nerderrific

  adjective–used to describe something a nerd is doing; something so terrific only a nerd can/would do it. a blend between nerd and terrific. my professor is totally nerderrific; he wore a batman t-shirt with superman socks.

• Irishist

  to be racist or predjudicial towards a person of irish descent. you just hate me cuz im irish. you are such an irishist.

• diffley

  1. back splash from a porta-potty 2. back splash from any kind of fecal receptacle 3. a red women’s m2 with wing riggers dude, i had to pinch this m-ssive loaf, and without thinking, got diffley’d. hey man, make sure you drop a little tp in there first, so that you don’t get diff’d.

• Social Accessory

  it’s when a straight female has a gay male friend. monica —who is a heteros-xual— is friends with ted —who is gay— in other words, ted is monica’s social accessory.

• cow collage

  a collage with a bunch of rednecks.the most cow collage is defintly virginia tech. vt guy:get err done bill (cow collage) uva guy:lets go hoos!!! (prep collage)

• wazzer name

  wazzername = whats her name bob: whos she? rob: oo…erm…u know! wazzer name…pamela!

• Special K Love

  the kind of love described in placebo’s song special k. you are so in love with another person, that it leaves you dazed, confused, unable to move. it’s so chaotic, but you feel like no relief will ever come. but even though it’s so hard, you never want it to die, you never want to […]

• WSAM

  we suck at music. u of hartford college radio station. true to the call letters. oh my god, what kind of garbage is on wsam right now?

• Quaga

  the incapacitated feeling after consuming a copious amount of food (can also include food and drink). last thanksgiving i was so quaga i couldn’t get off the couch all night

• boop the poop

  an alternate term for -n-l s-x guy: “you wanna boop the p–p tonight?” girl: “sure.”

• 21 assholes

  when someone has really bad body odor or after that person goes to use a restroom the smell is unbearable. when someone just came out of a single room restroom after taking a long sh-t and immediately another person goes in there and screams and comes back out holding there breath and says “man it […]

• diaper walk

  telltale sign of a male h-m-s-xual who has engaged in way too many -n-l encounters. the diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with b-tt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. the term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has […]

• northfacer

  one who wears north face jackets or uses north face brand backpacks. wearer usually describes style as “trendy” or “preppy” and aspires to be popular. usually these people are either high school or college age and are very boring but fun to make fun of. favorite bands usually include dmb or oar, greatest goal usually […]

• 386spart.par

  operating system (or “win386.swp”) 386spart.par is a hidden file created by windows 3.1 for use as virtual memory swap file. it is generally found in the root directory, however it may appear elsewhere (typically in the windows directory). its size depends on how much virtual memory you have set up under (control panel) enhanced under […]

• salty tooth

  it’s the opposite of a sweet tooth. but instead of craving sweets, you crave salty stuff. person with sweet tooth: “i’m craving some candy, really badly.” person with salty tooth: “well, i’m craving for some potato chips.”

• tagging for likes

  when you tag someone in your facebook status just so they will be forced to like it, regardless if it involves you or not guy#1: hey dude jason tagged me in his post and i don’t know what the h-ll it’s supposed to mean? guy#2: oh jason tagged you? naw don’t worry he’s just tagging […]

• troll harder

  phrase used in web flames to mock opponent’s poor argumentation ed: it was awful movie. tom: troll harder.

• bloblin

  when you have -n-l s-x with a midget , and before you are done you let them finish you orrally dad got in trouble with the midget cause mom caught him getting a bloblin.

• maximillian thomas jankowski

  husband of brylee topless and brylee’s s-x toy maximillian thomas jankowski eats her c-m

• sprinkle snout

  when you squeeze the shaft of your p-n-s before -j-c-l-t–n. you then put the head of the p-n-s, as far as it will go, into the girl’s nose. let the -j-c-l-t–n proceed up her nostrils. girls have been known to sneeze it out or let it drip out. i think we are ready to try […]

• rapetivist

  a person in favor for or who vouches for for the basic human right to rape with impunity. the million man march were a bunch of n-gg-rs who were not actually matching for civil liberties but instead they were rapetivists who were marching for the right to rape white women without fear of reprisal 1 […]

• james nevins

  a f-ggot that only eats -ss so he can taste sh-t that isn’t as bad as his life. that dude is such a james nevins

• Al Sharptonism

  a horrible disease that, once contracted, is incurable. people with al sharptonism think that everything is racist. other symptoms often, but not always, include being wider than you are tall, having a hairdo that hedgehogs would consider excessive, and talking in ebonics. my favorite al sharptonistic phrase is “my black brotha’ just tripped over a […]

• Pardon My Homo

  a phrase to excuse inadvertent gayness on the part of a straight male. dude, his tie doesn’t even match his shirt. woah, pardon my h-m-, sorry guys.

• spedtributor

  opposite of a speditor. any contributor to the urban dictionary, that adds their inside jokes, crushes names, their own name, et cetera, to the ud. this bullsh-t ends up p-ssing off us editors, and slowing the editing process down. editor: motherf-cking spedtributor! ugh. clicks on “don’t publish” b-tton.

• booshboogie

  a word to describe a child name daquan look at that booshboogie

• HIMA

  hima is the sanskrit word for snow. himalayas is the abode of lord shiva hence hima means very pious. some morons and perverts who are s-x addicts themselves have given a wrong meaning to the word. himalayas a really tall guy, funny at most moments. has an afro. very perverted, and love girls in skinny […]

• shmextoy

  someone who is extremely hot and super sweet. look at her-long legs,sugar smile mhmm…little shmextoy.

• MASATHELIOMA

  disease that causes obesity in hispanic females. symptoms include craving for high fat, high cholesterol foods and a tendency to wear stretch pants with flip-flops. the cause is unknown but may be attributed to watching too many telenovelas and excessive trips to wal-mart and mcdonald’s. “did you see that really fat mexican woman at costco […]

• clydes hog

  a young child who cannot sit or hug or touch in a gentle manner. no matter how they approach they do it with all their weight and all their might always seeming to clip you right where it’s hurts! grace! you’re such a clydes hog! you got me right between the legs!!

• Skater Wood

  the unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either a) vigorously fondling himself or b) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner. 1) did you see the way brian boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? he had to get skater wood. 2) d-mn, if i had my hand in […]

• castle whiteskull

  while receiving a bl-wj-b, -rg-sm in her face, hold your hand in the air and yell, “i have the power!!!” a he-man reference i was receiving head from jennifer, this college chick and pulled a castle whiteskull when i was nutting.

• der Aasgeier

  formally, it means “the vulture” in german. one who is responsible for many aliases. one who is not too bright. one who is obnoxious and ignorant of many basic principles, especially in investing. one who thinks the world of himself and uses aliases to prop himself up in the eyes of others. one to be […]

• oluwalayomi

  a shy nigerian boy/girl with a huge dream he/she fights to accomplish in the future, even with distractions he/she prays to god for help origin: west africa in 2004 it can be shortened to’layomi my brother, oluwalayomi is my role model. a shy nigerian boy/girl with a huge dream he/she fights to accomplish in the […]

• Uberfloo

  when a person of larger body size wears trousers suited to a person of smaller body size causing stomach fat to flow out around and hang over the top of said garment. oh my gosh, look at her uberfloo bounce around. it’s putting me right off my jelly.

• brosifer

  (from brosef + lucifer) like brosef but with a teasing tw-ng brosifer why du always tease me so bad

• Megaminx

  a 12-sided rubik’s cube i got a megaminx for christmas