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• Chair hug

  any hug that starts in a chair and ends up on the floor by any means. guy a: dude i gave that chick a chair hug. guy b: how’d you get to the floor? guy a: i tickled her, easiest way. a defensive move used to protect oneself from full body on body contact of […]

• mom selfie

  a selfie that is taken at a very high angle (where the phone is right above your head) like a mom who can never get the correct angles. oh my god amris doesn’t know how to take good selfies she only takes mom selfies.

• Back to the wall

  also, back against the wall. in a hard-pressed situation; also, without any way of escape. for example, in the closing few minutes, our team had its back to the wall but continued to fight gallantly, or the bank has him with his back to the wall; he’ll have to pay up now. this term was […]

• gank group

  a group/party that is formed with the sole or primary intention of ganking. in an mmorpg, a group of players that solely or primarily intend to hunt other players in order to gank them. that gank group has been ganking people all day, but always runs from a real challenge.

• bryza

  anyone with this nickname is the greatest person on the planet, really good at english and really fkn hot. stupid if its your real name though person 1: oi bryza, the best person ever bryza: yeah thats me

• busch brothers

  when two or more males drink only busch and only attend parties when the others say they are going. they often travel in small groups called huddles. common busch brother names include chad, brad, and jason. synonyms: f-gs, f-ggots, stick lickers, and lightweights. quick hide your busch, the busch brothers are coming.

• be eazy

  an expression meaning “take it easy.” “don’t sweat the small sh-t.” martin: ey, later homie. be eazy. christian: be eazy, homes. calm, chill, easy be-eazy and just hit that joint 1. my nickname (just eazy) 2. to be calm… chilaxed usually used when doing a dangerous job or just generally in danger 1. wat up […]

• fubwuhbafubadubafwubabbufawubbafubwub

  the sound made when shaking laminated paper. i.e. when laminated paper does the thing i just shook the paper and it went “fubwuhbafubadubafwubabbufawubbafubwub.” we cannot hire tina unless her resume goes “fubwuhbafubadubafwubabbufawubbafubwub.”

• steard

  a hardly-grown, almost shadow-like beard and mustache (beard + stache = steard) at the beginning of “no shave november,” men start to grow steards before they grow into their beard. i.e. person 1: “i hope andy zenor grows his steard back” person 2: “me too. i really miss his steard.” person 1: “same here. it […]

• K.O.T.S.

  king of the south i am the bossman, the king of the south, k.o.t.s. for short.

• wiisavvy

  many people own a wii, some are wiisavvy. mmmmmmmm. he’s so wiisavvy it makes me wiitarded.

• Suckadeek

  to suck a d-ck (sucka-deek) fam likes to suckadeek . alex ..;3

• Backstrap Fee

  in hunting, this is the act of taking a portion of meat from another person’s kill and consuming it for one’s self. person 1: is that all the backstrap you got? person 2: yeah, there was a high backstrap fee.

• neverender

  a sh-t that no matter how much you wipe, you can never seem to get your -ss cleaned afterwards. d-mn taco bell gave me a neverender earlier today. i still have swamp -ss because of it.

• Stinging

  when you ring someone once to get their number on your phone. person 1: someone is calling me. person 2: im stinging you, so you have my number.

• shixor

  also spelled sh1x0r. (exp) variant of sh-t. one of the most popular swear / cuss / curse words. (n) feces. p–p. dookie. scheisse. poo poo. brownies. (v) defecating. cs addict 1: 35/6! you r0x0r at cs. cs addict 2: no shixor!

• Asta la pasta

  1) silly slang for saying goodbye. 2) spanish for “until the pasta” 3) the long lost art of saying goodbye to enriched wheat products. after i caught my ex-boyfriend stan surfing child p-rn it was asta la pasta baby!

• Comment Anxiety

  a feeling of sheer dread one gets when he/she suddenly thinks they may have messed up on that previous comment, especially around people who tear freinds limb from limb at the sight of bad grammer. bill’s comment: “your so awesome” oh cr-p i hope i did that right… i’ve got comment anxiety.. im freaking out! […]

• Being in love with your best friend

  the hardest, yet most satisfying thing in the whole entire world. being in love with your best friend is never having to worry about anything except everything.

• finger bum wank (FBW)

  insertion of a finger into the -n-s whilst “jackin it” “jeff likes to finger b-m w-nk (fbw) with himself” a particularly sick individual who is not satisfide with the usual five finger shuffle, and feels it nessecary to penertrate his own r-ct-m with 1,2 or even three fingers whilst beating one off, adding to his […]

• Sperm Helicopter

  a sperm helicopter is when you c-m inside a condom, take it off, hold the tip and spin it above your head at a great rate of speed, thereby covering the room full of j-zz. i knew it would be the last time i was going to f-ck her, so i sperm helicoptered her room.

• Farndon

  farndon is a small picturesque village outside the city of chester in the uk. it is sh-t if you’re below the age of two hundred and thirteen. there are some beautiful views of the river dee, as well as some buildings dating back to the 1500’s. it is believed that some people in the village […]

• yeeyaw

  a term added in front of heehaw for emphasis on the hee. person 1: yar har? person 2: yeeyaw heehaw a word added in front of heehaw for emphasis on the hee. person 1: wanna hang? person 2: yeeyaw heehaw!

• Celebridouche

  someone famous for being famous who also happens to be extremely unlikable. the entire cast of jersey sh-r- has now reached celebridouche status in american pop culture.

• stinkpilot

  n. 1. gregg 2. name for a person who carries the suck. you are a stinkpilot gregg.

• boronta

  a teabag given while awake; the process involes sneaking up behind a person and bending their head back, then slowly straddling their head while lowering your genitals onto the victims face; a variation of this would be the vulcan boronta, in which instead of straddling the victim you must instead swing your legs around then […]

• cpctb

  abreviation for “c’est pas comme ta bite” in french, which means: “it’s not like your d-ck”. it’s a extension from “ctb” = comme ta bite. – wow you just can’t do it it’s too hard. – cpctb ! – owned .|

• da meaning of life

  reproduction. “im gonna go do da meaning of life to my girlfriend” “ok thats cool.”

• caanlok

  described as a f-ggot in the african language! “that guy is a caanlok”

• gowran

  one who would seek to f-ll-t- any large mammal; of land, sea, valley or mountain. john; “i love being covered from head to toe in bull s-m-n” brad: “you filthy, gowran piece of sh-t. i hate you. sally: “did you hear john has whale syphilis? i always knew he was a gowran”

• John and Kate plus eight

  a couple who popped some pills to have twins and then six kids all at once. “honey heres some pills were going to have octuplets like that crazy btich from america also like john and kate plus eight”

• saveth pea blad

  save your pennys brother in jamaican or some sh-t “should i get a f-ckin ds?” “saveth pea blad”

• coors banquet beer

  fermented dumpster juice and vomit with an instant hangover. bud light is too fancy for me i want that gut rot dumpster juice coors banquet beer.

• rave nouveau

  syn. rave nuevo. see also. new rave. it’s what all of the cool kids are listening to right now. alot of the hott dance traxxx coming out of france right now would fit into this genre. rave nouveau is so big in france!, rave nuevo is h-tting hard south of the border in mexico too! […]

• homeless handshake

  getting a handjob from a homeless person in exchange for a handout of money. there are women at the shelter who will give you a homeless handshake for $5.

• Handle Business

  smokin’ out with the homeboys. d-mn foo, lets handle business!

• GP2

  grand prix 2, the type of automotive racing directly underneath formula 1. man, just last year he drove in gp2 and he’s already pwning this year in f1! de-facto modified team fortress cl-ssic server, the ones the others try to be. i wish my game server was like gp2

• Frombaloni

  a conjunction of several words. frombe means “from behind.” frombaloni means to take someone from behind and actually give her the baloni. i gave her the frombaloni.

• mitua

  someone who likes to eat c-ck for breakfast, lunch and dinner denise is such a mituaa, she practically is a sl-t

• sofa-ing

  the act, e.g. sport of ones -ss not leaving the sofa for extended periods of time. usually found in conjuction with surfing the web and multiple channels on the television with a multifunction remote control. most times person is found with blank look in eyes steve has been sofa-ing all week since his extended rave […]

• Curci

  adjective meaning beyond awesome, there is nothing that can surp-ss something that is curci they guy is so curci

• What around the bush

  1)this ph-rs- means that you are figuring out what to do with your free time or boredom. 2) unsure of what is going on and so you decided to just go with the flow. 3) the process of what you are doing when you are confused on a situation. i am off work today and […]

• plug me

  slang phrase that literally means to give something to someone. commonly used in london. hey k9, i’m gonna need you to plug me some of that amni you’ve got going.

• Hondu

  a new-age term denoting something that is both simultaneously and separately everything and nothing. example 1: noun person 1: you’re such a hondu! example 2: noun and verb person 1: why the f-ck did you just hondu my car? person 2: don’t be such a hondu! a very hot and s-xy hindu woman, usually accompanied […]

• Manhouse

  modifying the word “inhouse” where you only play with people you know in the game called heroes of newerth, manhouse is the same but the game mode is all pick, auto balanced, all random, no swap, no re pick. it is called manhouses because you play what you get and prove that you are a […]

• nice knowing you

  an expression said to someone who is about to do something which will put him/her at great risk. mark: “hey man, did you sell your plasma screen tv yet?” johnny: “yeah, i’ve got a guy who wants to buy it. i’m meeting him on a corner in east oakland tomorrow night at 1am.” mark: “good […]

• Dog Filter

  the snapchat lense that only hoes use. felicia is a hoe, she only uses the dog filter.

• Devil’s Donut

  -n-s, b-tthole, sphincter. the back door. “she likes -n-l, dude.” “seriously? you put it in the devil’s donut?”

• Froben

  a nickname for someone who has an afro and is very fun. very attractive and good with problom solving. you are my froben.

• SD sure

  when you are so certain of something, that you will suck d-ck if you’re wrong. only works for guys. generally used to stop innane arguments when one ignorant person keeps arguing something they know nothing about and you know that you’re right. “isn’t the pub on the next street?” “no, dude, it’s on this one.” […]