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• Labie (lay-be) v. n.

  the female version of a tea bag, where the girl dips her outer l-b– onto, or into someone or something. of course the girl must have roast beef for this to be possible. the b-tch gave the omelet a labie before serving it to the -ssholes at the table in the corner.

• Meist

  someone who makes themself the central focus of their religion, regardless of what faith they claim to ascribe to. it is practiced by those who use religion in a self serving manner, changing the religion from its intended form to be about what they get out of it, who they can control with it, and […]

• Jade Anne Grey

  f-ggot c-nt noongah: jade anne grey you f-ggot c-nt!!!

• tradersaudio

  a live squawk audio service for futures traders popularized by ben lichtenstein in the late 90s. i am gonna make so much money today scalping the sp500 emini futures by listening to tradersaudio.com

• snurglary

  the act of getting up in the middle of the night, sneaking down to the fridge or freezer, and eating the choicest comfort food down to the last bite or two, which is (are) left in the bottom of the carton. every time we buy ice cream, we have to try to hide it from […]

• swaking

  using someones swag as if it where your own. hawking someones swag without permission. gary likes to use the word sauce when gaming the ladies. then all the sudden his friend john starts using the same tactic. john is swaking on gary’s swag, by using the term sauce regularly when gaming the ladies.

• katcho

  another name for a portugese n-gg-r. that katcho just stole my weed! katchos are all over portugal! i had to ram one with my car the other day to get him out of my way.

• Axial plate

  axial plate axial plate n. the primitive streak of an embryo.

• Ballduck

  someone/something that fails at being what it should be. guy: brandon! you’re such a ballduck!

• dumpster dick

  a guy who will f-ck the fattest, sk-nkiest, dirtiest chick at the bar, because as he puts it, “fat p-ssy is better than no p-ssy.” sometimes you wonder if there is anywhere this guy won’t stick his c-ck. dude, you f-cked that disgusting fat sk-nk?!?!? is there anywhere you won’t stick your c-ck, you f-ckin’ […]

• Nerdotech

  a person that is knowledgeable in solving all things technological. we should ask the nerdotech how we can put our theater system together.

• soulbook

  when most people put there “souls” on facebook for everyone to see or internet stock you and your life. post all this sh#t so people can know you through a computer. “i love using things other people created to express my individualism.” i just posted pics of my baby on soulbook, then me giving birth,heres […]

• Come to me

  when you see a girl/boy so perfect you feel like they belong to you lucky blue smith should come to me have you seen him

• hesis

  hesis is a term used to refer to an outlandish theory or highpothesis made while high on marijuana. these theories tend to be conspiratorial in nature and tend to occur during an attack of paranoia. dude what happened last nigh i don’t remember anything but i found some scribblings on the table about interdimentional child […]

• bright skin

  when you are not white, but your skin is light so you look white. wentworth miller skin so light, he look like a bright skin n-gg- that n-gg- light skin, wait nah, he to bright to be light skin. that n-gg- bright skin.

• cum jar

  a jar or bottle of c-m that is stored and filled up over a long amount of time to then be used to pour over someone else or a figure a girl from anime. ladies and gentlemen i would like to introduce you to my c-m jar…i have waited my entire life for this! *makes […]

• Giddy Gooks

  when you have a case of the giddies, and delighted with the turnout of something sinead: we’re heading to the beach later, then going partying after jen: great. i’ve now a terrible case of the giddy gooks.

• damodragon

  a r-t-rd damodragon was such a r-t-rd, he died.

• shnizdick

  shnizd-ck is another name for sonja. which is rather ugly species and can be mistaken for a troll. they have long ratty hair and are quite rounded throughout the body. ‘there’s one of those things, i think its called a shnizd-ck’

• Devitt

  mad dog professor type who takes pleasure in disappointing friends and clients with waspish comments about their -ssets i would rather live in a beehive than share your bedroom devitt

• daggersaures

  1.a person that is really feisty and protective and will slaughter or kill anyone that comes in their way or troubles their loved ones. 2.a person that is really dangerous. 3.a person who is referring themselves to a dinosaur that will kill. 4.a person that is implying that they are really big and dangerous. 1.d-mn! […]

• tit torture

  the same thing as t-tty torture. people who like various degrees of pain or something other than typical soft touches will do this for s-xual gratification. it involves breast bondage with ropes or tape, nipple clamps, hitting or whipping the br–sts, temporary or play piercing, temperature play (hot wax, ice cubes or any frozen object, […]

• carly ellis

  the craziest crazy person out there gots ta meet her ‘what do to tonight?’ ‘we can call carly ellis’ ‘yeaah she’s down’ ‘so am i’

• dans la poche

  literally “in the pocket” – meaning to take something for oneself. justified theft of a perhaps mislaid object. “someone had left a bottle of aftershave in the toliet, needless to say that went dans la poche”

• work shmurk

  a phrase uttered by someone to a coworker at the point when office drama, client bullsh-t and other things which should really have no impact on ones life moves from a point of concern to the point of amus-m-nt. worker: my client is an imbecile. why did we sell this dumb deal – jeez, i […]

• Joy Time

  another word for toy time but more expressive of the intense emotion felt by children around the world when they wake up one morning during toy time and find really cool toys. upon opening a brightly wrapped package with his name on it one morning during toy time and upon discovering it was a master […]

• Avarice

  insatiable greed for riches; inordinate, miserly desire to gain and h–rd wealth. contemporary examples i am writing it,” she tells us, “and i spill it all out on my lap like very money, like riches, beyond the dreams of avarice. must reads allen barra, lucy scholes, kevin canfield, jane ciabattari october 2, 2011 it was […]

• hobby fascination disorder

  n. condition that consumes one’s character to the point of -n-lyzing the substance, validity and quant-ty of their hobbies and moreover the hobbies of others. extreme cases include “i’ve got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours” tantrums and reaching hobby goals of several new hobbies a week to secure the “i’ve […]

• nerd fucker

  some one who dated a nerd in high school typically at the cost of popularity. now most likely has a good amount of cash due to dating someone smart regardless on if the posses any real skill at all man that girl know what when was doing when she became a nerd f-cker. the nerd […]

• tiger kick

  the woman kicks the man in the b-ll-cks while they are having s-x to make his p-n-s jump & harden inside her. oh yeah baby, you like that tiger kick? why you crying?

• hoobadieboo

  not being a fat -ss hoe fat -ss hoes

• CRyan

  someone named ryan that cry’s over a stupid b-tch while at work, causing many countless hours of work missed. silly cryan is at it again… how many times has that b-tch broken up with him?

• sweet diarrhea

  the smell of baby poo, after the baby has consumed sweet vegetables like sweet potatoes or yams. can sometimes have a rainbow sherbet appearance. the guy in front of me in line at the store smelt like”sweet diarrhea”!

• Vondill

  to stint on a bill when the waiter/waitress deserves a tip. we got free drinks and a tryn on the house, so why’d you vondill the bill?

• Stannerz

  the term stannerz is used to describe the process of -j-c-l-t-ng in an unusually premature time of under one minute during the act of s-xual intercourse. the term stannerz can also be used as a time scale for other day to day activities, where one stannerz is equal to, or less than one minute. a […]

• Affine group

  the group of all affine transformations of a finite-dimensional vector sp-ce.

• zibidachsquee

  extreme melancholy for a short amount of time. the team was very zibidachsquee when they lost the game.

• sentilles

  (a) describing someone who is lazy (b) someone who is a poohface (c) the crabbiest person in the entire world (d) a person that hates louisiana state university stop bein a sentilles and get drunk!

• Controlled Stubble

  facial hair that is not completely a beard but more like a five o’clock shadow. it is neatly trimmed into the shape of a beard but lacks in length. this is most common with teenage boys who believe they can grow facial hair, but can’t, and want to look more mature. teenager 1: ” hey […]

• timmie

  a small marijuana cigarette. a poor boys joint – tiny tim would smoke one of these. i have just enough pot to roll a timmie.

• anal hiccups

  the involuntary opening and closing of the -n-l sphincter resulting in a release of gas, sh-t and any other -n-l dwelling material, quite often accompanied by a deep fart sound. the cause of -n-l hiccups is widely disputed by experts in the field, but it is commonly believed to be caused by extreme s-xual excitement. […]

• Field-Fucking

  the act of getting involved with a particular practice in the environment in which the practice is typically performed. harold: so llyod, i heard that you’re going to be filming the football game tonight for your video cl-ss! llyod: that’s right harold, it should be some mighty-fine field-f-cking! 1 more definition where a couple runs […]

• Yrok

  yea… right.. ok basically a way of saying, you’re on crack! (an exclamation indicating disbelief) “omg i just saw chad michael murray!!” “yrok”

• jiggaboo sweet

  a reference to a person who is not of african american origin who walks talks and acts like they are a black. yo that white dude is a jiggaboo sweet

• Man Salmon

  is the manly version of the colour pink. only guys wear man salmon as to not appear gay or fruity in front of their mates. guy 1: hey dude are wearing a pink shirt? guy 2: na mate its man salmon. guy 1: oh sweet looks good

• clitsplinter

  the painfull sensation that many women dread that is having a splinter penetrated into the cl-toris. d-mn it martha that wooden d-ld- you gave me has now given me a terrible cl-tsplinter.

• Serentripity

  an unexpected event or happenstance so bizarre and magical, it can only be described as trippy. not dissimilar to a “happy accident”, but one kicked into overdrive, lit on fire and then shot into sp-ce. did you hear joe and bree both texted each other at exactly the same time? that sh-t was serentripity.

• morever

  how many people misspell (and misspeak) the word, “moreover”. growth in zno technology is peaking; morever, the emergence of deep uv leds using zno is coming to a head in 2014. and another thing whatsmore morever im going to the same place as you though still

• snugg-balling

  the act of wearing a snuggie and nothing but a snuggie. when i woke up this morning my dad was snugg-balling, and i saw the entire downstairs mix up.

• glondoor

  if you don’t feel like looking for a car online, glondoor is the guy you get to fight the used-car dealers in a stone-circle death match to make sure you don’t get ripped off. i was going to pay $6000 for a lemon at that dealership until glondoor ripped the guy’s face off. boy was […]