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• NYC Street Sweep

  -n-l f-cking a girl in dirt. roll her around in it causing her to be extremely dirty. then you give her a combination of p-ss and c-m to clean her off. johnny gave that b-tch a nyc street sweep.

• Kill Sahn!

  when you are blown or forgot about something… kill sahn! whyy didnt you remind me! your friend-you brought the camera right? you: kill sahn! i forgot that you told me to bring it!

• dinahmite

  dinahmite is a female who might do what shes asked to do if she feels up to it hey frank im needin a bl-w j-b do you think barbara would give me one . hmm i think she would say h-ll no but dinahmite do it

• corn haul (er)

  the act of -n-l penetration or a person who enjoys said act. a foolish, oafish individual. “my woman doesn’t appreciate when i try to corn haul her.” “that corn hauler wore my shoes home.”

• Call-A-Cab

  a extremely delicious and yet intoxicating frozen drink served at the world famous wet w-ll–s (preferably in miami beach). it gets you so drunk that you may want to call a cab, hence, the name. yeah…..hence! i went to wet w-ll–s and drank two call-a-cabs. i had to call a cab to get home.

• Milf of Magnesia

  a s-xually desirable middle-aged woman, usually with kids, who inserts one or more of her fingers into her younger lover’s r-ct-m during s-xual intercourse. that milf of magnesia stuck her thumb in my -ss!

• Explorer

  a ford suv introduced in 1990 as a 1991 model year vehicle. ranger based until 2002. commonly used by pimps and drug dealers. …i put the pedal to the floor in my two tone ford explorer… a kick-ss guitar which gibson and gibson spin off kramer make. also a few illegaly built ibanez ones that […]

• The Religion Nazi

  one who forces their religion down another’s throat in an effort to ‘educate the ignorant/unenlightened’. these people are well known for every wrong to ever fall upon mankind, as well as the birth of the atheist and the agnostic. news flash, guys; g-d gave us the bible to teach, not to belabour! if they want […]

• wired from

  be too excited about something the gig was awesome last night. i was so wired from it all that i couldn’t get to sleep.

• halla back

  to reply to someone. john didnt wanna halla back to jim.

• bruisa brow

  getting punched so hard in between the eyebrows, your blood vessels burst giving you a bruise in between the brows resembling a uni brow. that t-rd bucket deserves a bruisa brow.

• dirty bum sex

  when some one has dirty s-x with someones -ss hole. usually gay s-x wow dan loves his dirty b-m s-x

• yoho diablo

  pretty much like your regular ol run of the mill dogs in a basket. a woman or man lays down on either a bed or floor with legs outstretched vertically. the man grabs both legs and -ssumes the standing scissor postion spinning his genitals allowing for the reciever to catch them ‘on the line’ tony […]

• glompage

  glompage (adj)the act of glomping another. ex: person 1: omg! glompage -runs and glomps a person- person 2: ack! -falls over-

• spinal cracker

  a spinal cracker is a hand to hand fighting technique, in which a target is choked from behind and a knee is rammed into their spine. the commandos learned the spinal cracker technique to attack sentries.

• ntmy

  ntmy: nice to meet you at the end of a conversation through texting or online of people who just met eachother person 1: ok well ill be going now, ntmy person 2: nice to meet u too.

• bugganese

  a girl who’s not very attractive. a girl who’s b-tters. rash man, she ain’t no beanie. she’s bugganese!

• denki anma

  j-panese for “electric m-ssage”, it is a bdsm technique where a woman steps on a man’s p-n-s and t-st-cl-s simultaneously and adds vibration. usually involves the flooring of an opponent and subsequent foot pumping against the crotch while holding his ankles. it is also known as “the baby”, because it simulates the pain of childbearing. […]

• lmoan

  lmoan is a word that is highly misused word. it means that you laugh and moan at the same time. or that your laugh is like a moan. “omg lmoan xd”

• barrow island

  a minimum security prison where inmates are forced to build a natural gas processing plant. unlike similar prisons such as alcatraz you cannot see the mainland. also the source of the term “barrowdise” this term, of course, is used ironically with a sprinkling of sarcasm. what also makes this island special is the willingness to […]

• fpalm

  the act of dropping one’s face / forehead into one’s hand. usually accompanied by a “thunk” or a cr a cry of “d’oh!” usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action. similar to -headdesk- ex. today i locked my keys in my car. again. -fpalm-

• Ineffabililty

  the state of being ineffable (read: in-eff-able). it’s apparent that britney spears is ineffable.

• Horse Jaw

  a person with an elongated, narrow, annoying, crooked, fat jaw. these people who have this tend to be disturbed people. be careful their gl-sses tend to have a glare. alfa walked down the hall yesterday and i was blinded by his horse jaw. it almost shoved me into the lockers.

• gentian violet

  dark purple dye that stains skin cells on adhesive surfaces (such as duct tape). used for lifting fingerprints from surfaces. the term is often given, loosely, to all methyl violets “can you use the gentian violet to bring out those prints?”

• poonya

  derivitive of booya, used when referring to something s-xual in nature. dude 1: bro i nailed this hot stripper chick last night! dude 2: poonya!

• cliqster

  someone who partic-p-tes in an online cliq to help advance certain viewpoints shared by the others in the group. by sending links to discussions of common interest in batch personal messages at various forums, cliqsters insure their ideas are well represented in the various debates relevant to their collective interests. omg! jason was just suspended […]

• cranial rectitus

  a severe medical condition caused by excessive arrogance and ignorance resulting in one’s head becoming lodged into their -n-l rectal region. my customer was yelling and belittling me . i determined he suffered from cranial rect-tus. get a mug for your dog nathalie.

• dirty pedram

  when one (a pedram) -j-c-l-t-s on one partners eye he dirty pedramed me last night. oh man i would hate to get dirty pedramed

• bizatchos

  a word derived from bizatch, but layne-style because i like nachos. hey, bizatchos! get on skype!

• jewk

  a joke about jewish people. “mrs. feinstein didn’t like that jewk i told the other day.” an aisan (a gook) who either is very cheap, or owns a large business…like a jew. that jewk running the video game store at the flea market was charging a dollar tax on everything…f-cking jewks…

• Forest Lawn

  mini-detroit/bronx in the southeast- of calgary,canada -if you grew up there, you can live most anywhere and not be scared – another post stated that it was in the northeast which was incorrect dude 1- that guy next door was raped and murdered with a butcher knive! dude 2- ….yeah so? dude 1- woah you […]

• good grief

  unbelievable, shocking, something that is hard to imagine though seems to happen on a potentially recurring basis. good grief, is he running around the neighborhood again in his boxer shorts? charlie brown’s, linus’s, lucy’s, and maybe even pig pen’s favorite exclamation to express frustration. good grief, lucy! why’d you have to pull the football away […]

• Porno for Pyros

  a rock band started in the 90s by the most awesome perry farrell after jane’s addiction fell apart. 2 most known songs are “hard charger” on the “private parts” soundtrack and “pets”, a big hit on mtv. broke up later and was never formed again. lets hear some pfp. it was p-rno for pyros!

• study depression

  when that act of studying sends you into a depressive state. symptoms include; sudden onset of fatigue, self doubt, lack of confidence, increase or decrease in appet-te, irritability and fantasies about academic failure. matt: omg i will never p-ss this test, i ‘m too stupid! rachael: you will, you always p-ss your tests, you douche. […]

• QuadraPop

  a game on my mobile which is the answer to tetris on acid. dude #1: “dude! i just got 1 million score on tetris!” dude 2#: “dude! i just had a seizure and still got 2 million score on quadrapop!” dude #1: “that’s quadr-a-wesome”

• swauz

  word to describe like anything. usually used in place of words like:cool,awesome, or sweet. but way better than those words omg you are so swauz that is the swauzest thing ever dude can you get more swauz?

• Marjorine

  marjorine is a very hot girl who deserves everyone adoring her, she loves my little pony:friendship is magic and loves to hug kittens. she is also a normal highschooler by day then by night she is a ghetto princess.her faithful lacky lucas and brony is always super nice to her and way cooler than him. […]

• curley wurley

  the state of tying d-cks together in a knot. “ow rylan i dont think we can do curley wurley anymore”

• Pull Your Balls Out of Your Purse

  stop being such a p-ssy, and do it! i said to jim, hey jim, you need to pull your b-lls out of your purse and tell susan how bad you want to have rough, dirty s-x with her.

• dirty garbanzo bean

  a dirty mexican p-ssy that smells like tacos and old d-ck juice maria’s dirty garbanzo bean made me throw up and sh-t my pants

• Big media

  the mainstream media, as television and newspapers: blogs that compete with big media. contemporary examples what the fall of ‘the daily’ teaches the media industry the daily beast december 3, 2012 murdoch’s secret weapon lloyd grove july 20, 2011 supersize me, your honor: liebeck v. mcdonald’s and our era of ambition james poulos october 20, […]

• public fool

  a fool that gives no regard to others the public fool refused to retreat and ran into the horde of infernals.

• koolkarni

  a person who thinks he/she is very cool but is nonetheless another wasted individual of society. person 1: oh my god… i made internationals for this business compet-tion!! i am going to wharton when i grow up. person 2: uhhh.. what a koolkarni.. person 1: success!

• come fuck me boots

  knee high stilettos or knee high lace up boots. often worn by hookers or sl-ts she has 3 pairs of come f-ck me boots! women’s boots that are usually knee-high and patent leather, or any similar super-sl-tty style boots. worn to purposely look sl-tty or easy. “i’m wearing my comef-ckme boots out to the club […]

• testortum

  that sensation men get where it feels like their t-st-cl-s are trying to crawl back up inside them. often experienced when watching someone get hit in the nuts or when you misstep on stairs. a: “watching that video gave me the worst testortum” b: “i almost tripped; that was my first testortum in a while”

• eydynn

  a very beautiful special girl,who is loved unconditionally. has a big heart to make everyone around her happy. a loving girl with endless love,that always makes a person’s day just by smiling . eydynn created a loving family by creating a smile of her own.

• lamar boost

  the lamar boost is when you stick your head in someones -ss to give them a boost up. i need help up this ladder, give me the lamar boost homie.

• illbage

  a word used to so say “okay, cool” in a sarcastic manner. tom: hey dude i just got a new nerf gun rickey: illbage

• scumm

  1. sc-mm is an abreviation for “script creation utillity for maniac mansion”. 2. the sc-mm bar is a bar in the famous adventure game by lucas arts. we used sc-mm for this adventure game.

• kalyari

  kalyari a loving boy who is nice to everyone . but if someone makes him mad ,he will be mean to you. he is annoying but cool. he is funny. there’s never a dull moment with him hey look kalyari. seriously kalyari. can we hangout kalyari a nice loving boy who gets along with everyone. […]