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- downsnot
when you dont like something you make a face like you smell something bad and you perform the action of downsnoting ” i really don’t like turnip ! downsnot ” “someone just vomited in the toilets uuuggghh ! downsnot “
- off road permit
a tattoo located above a womans -ss. see also tramp stamp implying permission to access the hershey highway or take the mud trail. “check out the off road permit… i’m throwin it in the p–per later”
- Spreading PeanutButter
when you’re going to have -n-l but you spread the cheeks and there’s sh-t between them. {guy 1} my girl was spreading peanutb-tter last night it was gross. {guy2} that’s hot.
- fajangled
a polite way of saying f-cked up, f.u.b.a.r, messed up, disheveled i was in a work meeting and the orator was giving a presentation.. he forgot his laptop and thumb drive.. the whole thing was completely fajangled a state of utter decimation “i’m completely fajangled after that 3 hour ride!”
- gewp
1. male j-zz that has stuck to body after it is settled for a while. “after i m-st-rb-t-d i watched some tv for a while. then about ten minutes later i stood up to wash off. the gewp was hard to get off with a kleenex.”
- Ahlex
a person that becomes blinded and falls in love fast in a relationship. do you think hes going ahlex over kristina?
- Whorehead
the forehead of a wh-r-. john: i came right on your mom’s wh-r-head. dave: my mom’s dead. john: i know.
- Thermostat Battle
the intense, although very sneaky, altercation where two or more inhabitants of the same living sp-ce continually adjust the thermostat to their respective preferred temperatures, without the knowledge of the other person(s). i set my thermostat to 65 degrees last night, and now it’s at 80! my roommate must be declaring a thermostat battle!
- i like my steaks rare
a sick jesture of ones taste in women or should i say girls this meaning that the man making the comment likes girls very young “pre puburty” a term used by one who is a pervert or pedophile and is not bashful about it and maybey proud of it a real sicko would say this, […]
- Milf Juice
the traces of milk that come out of a milf’s nipples when you give her t-ts a good squeezing and sucking. this generally happens for up to 4-5 years after they have given birth. i just love it when my milf girlfriend keeps lactating. when i suck her gorgeous little t-tties and see that white […]
- river is dry
the river is dry when there are no girls in an direction of your designation person1: dude lets go down the mall person2: dont do it man the “river is dry” person1:your right theres no girl in sight
- Fallon Bowman
ex-guitarist and background vocalist for the alternative metal band kittie from the time period of 1996-2001. founder of current project amphibious -ssault, an industrial band, with ex-kittie band mate talena atfield. no example for fallon bowman, it does not make sense!
- Booty Cell Syndrome
a medical condition in females carried from birth, causing them to have rediculously large back sides. the most serious cases involve women with mixed genders developing a “booty face”. that is- a face that looks like a booty. scientists believe it to be stimulated from an enormous amount of booty cells that run through their […]
- Side Hoe
a girl/s you got on the side other than your main girlfriend. she initially is someone who is just used to get s-xual pleasure from and nothing else that is serious. joe-“yo man i’m going out with my girl beatrice tonight” craig-“what about lela?” joe-“man she just a side hoe when beatrice don’t give me […]
- unpulloverable
the action of being unable to be able to be pulled over, specifically when operating a porsche cayenne. hank wittman was astounded when he was pulled over for tinted windows, because he thought he was “unpulloverable” in his cayenne.
- hoe knocking
while soliciting a prost-tute and he/she leans into the window of the car, you punch them. mike’s knuckles were bloodied from hoe knocking on long island every night.
- hollie
the name hollie means that you are not afraid to speak your mind and that no one can push you around. your fierce to everyone but deep down you are good at heart. you hang around with both the boys and the girls and don’t want to have a best friend. extremely smart and talented […]
- Ihoppopotamus
a large woman at ihop usually by her self, although they have been seen with others and family, mainly children ihoppopotamus’s dam, i thought that what i got was big, look at that ihoppopotamus’s plate! its the whole kitchen
- Backing dog
noun (nz & austral) a dog that moves a flock of sheep by jumping on their backs
- Pear-ish
the awesomest flavor of all time yea well im eating a green…yea guess what it taste like? it tastes pear-ish…u know why? cuz its a pear (:
- Nancy Kenyon
mid-thirties wannabe who p-ssed her prime twenty years ago and only gets gigs because of bandmates with the name arcuri (as in congressman). lead “singer” of utica, ny-based nancy kenyon band. don: jim, wanna go see nancy kenyon band tonight? jim: you’re kidding, right? don: ok, i’ll put down the beer.
- Criminal Bants
when something is so banterous it should be made illegal, or should require laws to be put in place to contain such high level banter alex “i genuinely cant believe that its possible for one man to get so many apology letters on fifa” db “mate i’d say thats beyond standard banterous levels, thats absolute […]
- Furamones
the mysterious chemical substance emanating from male dog owners, which surrept-tiously draws unsuspecting females closer to both canine and owner. flirtation and/or coitus frequently ensues. the ladies been all over my nutz ever since i got this dog! it must be the furamones cuz i sure as h-ll aint got no tang before now!!!
- TooHoo
a word used when u find anything funny, or cool. or, you just acomplished something funny, or cool. like a new way to laugh. -i do a backflip- “toohoo” or -my friend falls and i think it’s funny- “toohoo”
- Mud Pot
a mud pot starts by taking sh-t, dont flush, take your girl and stick her head above the p–p while you f-ck her in the -ss. hey bro, im guna mud pot my b-tch later!!
- Pornography of regret
deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after w-nking on a playboy´s centerfold. father… i confess that i regularly w-nk on playboy´s centerfolds. yours is a common symptom of p-rnography of regret. don´t worry son… i used to w-nk on the photo on aunt jemima b-ttermilk complete pancake & waffle mix. that´s so sick, […]
- tu es muy bonita
what the first person above me wrote is almost correct. however, in spanish, “es” is the conjugated verb of “ser” for if you wanted to say “ella es” or “el es” (he is or she is) becuase “tu” means “you” in spanish, and the conjugated verb of ser for “tu” is “eres” then the proper […]
- unist
a person who does not adhere to a certain traditional/religious/political belief and instead believes only in the basic inherent moral values of total and absolute human freedom. richard is a unist who refuses to -ssociate with liberals or conservatives on political and social issue of today.
- Butt Bumping
the act of sticking ectasy pills up you b-tt hole and squeezing your -ss cheeks together as they dissolve. yes, slightly disturbing, but will get you considerably higher off the e. mandy says b-tt b-mping is only acceptable when all you can afford is one pill.
- jerly
how f-cktards say jewelry i have ao much jerly, i got more jerly, and it’s not even about the jerly! everyone else: jewlery!!
- stealther
a girl you would f-ck but not want your friends to know about. yo u think shes hot? nah dude but shes definitely a stealther
- quant peen
a reflection of your quant-tative abilities. instead of asking if you lift, people may ask you if you quant the sh-t out of something. signs of having a m-ssive quant peen include going to mit or really liking stats or machine learning or just being a nerd. joey z has a f-cking huuuuge quant peen. […]
- iu
it is a singular “we” instead of the plural “we”. “iu” are the best therefore it retains the singular of “i” and “you” are the best while meaning “we” but emphasizing the singularity of the two individuals. iu are the best on povdmm4…iu fight the nasty chavs that sh-t on the streets…i think iu have […]
- cajess
there aren’t any definitions for cajess yet. can you define it?
- Pyoblem
pyoblem it”s a funny way to say”problem” pyo is a korean singer also know as pyo hyemi.she have many problems in her life “pyò-blèm” girl 1)hei what’s your pyoblem? girl 2) i have pyo hyemi in my life..help me! girl 1)i’m sorry but i can’t help you if you have she in your life girl […]
- Bed burner
when two people are in bed together and one person is on top and they’re having such hard s-x that the friction on the sheets at the moment of -rg-sm sets the bed on fire. they were expecting a happy ending (-rg-sm) but instead got a happy ending with a negative twist (-rg-sm with the […]
- fiancé veto
the power ones fiancé receives that enables them to veto their partners decisions guy one: “hey man are you going to the bar tonight?” guy two: “nah man i can’t. stacy fiancé vetoed me”
- faux pas-sibilities
options that spring to mind when you have the strange urge to make people feel uncomfortable “oh, the faux pas-sibilities!”
- Veneta,Oregon
home of hippie town usa and the oregon country fair guy 1 : where is the oregon country fair/hippie fair guy 2 : it’s in veneta,oregon
- Total Eclipse of the Fart
when one member of a closed sp-ce farts at the same time as another, but that member’s fart is so powerful that it overbears anything else. jim steinman: i just farted. bonnie tyler: me too. but i only smell yours. there’s nothing i can say but total eclipse of the fart.
- crippled egg museum
a derogatory term used to describe a very promiscuous and barren woman who is often beyond her years and tries to dress and act much younger than she really is. will likely attempt to copulate with school boys in high school or college, playing on naivety to make her move, due to her lack of […]
- took one for the team.
many definitions, but for women it usually means flirting all night with an unattractive/lame guy you are not at all interested in so him and his group of friends can: a) get you and your girlfriends in club/lounge/event for free or pay for you all. b) get you and your girlfriends into vip. c) supply […]
- The Wedge
a wpi term used to describe the section that connects two of the freshman dorms. it also connects to netops, which usually sucks at keeping the network operational. the wedge is the usual hangout of the wedge rats on friday nights. i’ll meet you in the wedge before lunch a really un-funny australian show. it’s […]
- DVNT CLOTHING
born out of youth culture, dvnt takes inspiration from street art, music and the sense of rebellion that entails being young. dvnt produces an extensive range of high-quality clothing for both men and women, embracing and remaining true to the chaotic youth culture which inspired the brand since day one. by offering a unique mix […]
- bufufufuf
a relationship that is beyond being best friends -is rhaina your best friend? -rhaina bakes and cooks at my house, knows how to use every appliance in my house (other than my microwave), my family asks where she is when she’s not at holiday dinners and my grandmother called her “her third granddaughter”. she’s not […]
- 1st baron avebury
[luhb-uh k] /ˈlʌb ək/ noun sir john, 1st baron avebury, 1834–1913, english author, natural scientist, and statesman. a city in nw texas. lubbock /ˈlʌbək/ noun a city in nw texas: cotton market. pop: 206 481 (2003 est)
- european standard
to have a p-n-s that is uncut, how many men in europe have. she was freaked out by the european standard.
- Worldtown
an umbrella term for all of the various ethnic neighborhoods within a city. any neighborhood that is known for being occupied by a common people of a shared cultural heritage can be considered a world town, such as: greektown, chinatown, indiatown, little vietnam, little italy, little mexico, little ethiopia, the ukrainian village p1:”hey, what do […]
- Tom’s Tour of Europe
a type of exaggeration used by a man when trying to persuade a lady-friend to sleep with him, probably in a one night stand. usually the perpetrator will have maybe visited a couple of friends on the continent, getting so drunk at each place it really does matter where he went. this summer i went […]
- Bonisc
the bonus disc found along with a normal studio alb-m. often includes live tracks, unreleased songs, and/or remixes. the bonisc that came with the new killers’ alb-m was wicked awesome.