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• Steamy Wallin

  the act of defecating on the face of a s-xual partner while him or her licks your b-tthole. alex, while carly rims his tight virgin b-tthole, proceeded to loosen his sphincter spilling days worth of 7-11 pizza and beer sharts all over carly’s face. alex shouted “how does that steamy wallin taste babe !?!?”

• boof stick

  a straw or straw like tube used to snort things up ones nose. after a long day at work i like to set up a rail of yay and hit that sh-t with my boof stick.

• somzyy

  sporty and swaggy . a bit c-cky but he has his ways around girls. those guys are trying to be a somzyy

• keebn

  when someone ask if you want to play cs:go but you are too lazy to formulate an actual english word to describe your mood so reply ‘keebn’ keitch: want to play csgo? zion: keebn

• effeminate gay guy

  an openly gay man who has the outward mannerisms and demeanor of a woman; an openly gay guy whose gestures and manner are more normally -ssociated with society’s image of the female. often used in a derisive or mocking way. some gay men also use the term derogatively. that effeminate gay guy throws “like a […]

• Aunt Jemimah’d

  to inject maple syrup into a black girls -n-s for the purpose of having her squirt it out on either a stack of freshly made pancakes, or her partners face or mouth. the white equivalent of the aunt jemimah is known as the mrs.b-ttersworth. l-dawg: yo c-dawg i totally aunt jemimah’d that hood rat i […]

• peeing

  1. the act of your weewee/v-g-n- leeking. 2. sometimes forced act of urinating. i am peeing on your leg. bobby can’t stop peeing his pants. she is peeing abnormally. when a person, typically a female, starts obnoxiously posting comments and writing on someone’s facebook wall in an attempt to “make her territory.” a girl can […]

• make tracks

  to leave or get away from somewhere, usually in a quick or urgent nature. can also be worded in the form of a direct order. “it’s gettin kinda late, we oughta make tracks pretty soon.” “tell those guys to make tracks, they just can’t crash a party uninvited!”

• Dick Duck Fart

  from the latin for “say, lead, and bear”: dic, duc, ferte. a stock response when you don’t have anything to say or want to say something negative but don’t want to hurt someone’s feelings. it also serves as a greeting or an ice-breaker. girlfriend: i bought some new shoes today; you like them? you: what […]

• Evil Dead Syndrome

  when a media franchise’s sequels either stray wildly from their original tone (usually in the direction of “wackiness”), usually by giving increasing importance to smaller aspects of the earlier works. named for sam raimi’s “evil dead” series, in which the first film was a serious horror movie with minor humorous bits, the second film “evil […]

• shitmonkey

  1. sneaky, underhanded, aggravating person; 2. brown-nosing toady. 1. “hey, did you steal my lunch, you sh-tmonkey?” 2. “better kiss more -ss, sh-tmonkey, if you want that promotion.” the undeniable cause for morning breath. a screeching monkey that spends it’s nighttime hours visiting households around the world, with the sole purpose of sh-tting in the […]

• dominic overend

  biggest stud out. has a m-ssive p-n-s size of 6.5 to 9.5 inches. his load is so big you can have a showe with it. he has a pimp came and slaps his hoes with it. he is very aggressive but is great at s-x. omg dominic overend is so hot

• kella venella

  wog term for killa vanilla which doesnt make sense either. none the less they still say it that kunt is kella venella

• Zuider zee

  a former shallow inlet of the north sea in central netherlands. compare . historical examples mr. starr said it was no wonder cities of the zuider zee died, if they were brought up on hotels like that. the chauffeur and the chaperon c. n. williamson it was about urk, a little island she had discovered […]

• Smush shush

  the act of making someone -rg-sm by “smushing” in order to make them “shush” or go the f-ck to sleep. girl(to her friends): he wouldn’t stop talking about sports, so i gave him the ol’ smush shush! friend: you smush shushed her? guy: oh yeah she totally p-ssed out and then i didn’t have to […]

• mr.gross

  someone who eats childern. very, very, very big person who just mr.grosses all day

• bitch ass family

  when an entire family is pathetic and cowardly the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree! no wonder he or she is like that! coming from that b-tch -ss family!

• Lillianna Alvarado

  lily is short for lillianna alvarado. she is very cool in school, alot of people love her to pieces. she has a loving family,lily is the youngest of her older brother and sisters. her friends are very lucky to have her and…..if you ever happen to be her boyfriend, don’t ever let her go because […]

• pinrappm

  a misspelled version of pineapple your head looks like a pinrappm. ha you look ugly…

• A Nation

  a huge concert series by avex trax that showcases their hottest stars; including ayumi hamasaki, boa, & koda k-mi. this usually lasts for about a month in the summer, and it visits many major cities throughout j-pan. i can’t wait to see ayumi hamasaki at a nation this year! i large group/amount of something or […]

• tala naseem

  tala naseem in the meaning of fake friend. she is the kind of “best friend” that would start dating the guy you like or talk behind your back i cant believe you would do this, you are such a tala naseem

• giggling my chuckling beard off

  laughing a lot. a lotta lot. and i mean a lot. an extreme version of “lol” friend says something funny. other friend laughs at joke. “giggling my chuckling beard off/gmcbo!!!”

• Veendam

  veendam, the city of many runescapers. everything is this town is perfect aswell as the people. yo dude did you see that 138 ? ; yes, he’s from veendam.

• Ukinana

  1. one of the common filipino dialect that expresses anger toward someone or something. could also be related to putangina but only a different dialect. 2. may also be a shout for joy for some population, when one feels happy. 1. ukinana! inya ti bagbagam? you m-f-! why did you kick my cat? 2. ukinana! […]

• jizzjacker

  a person who does not suck d-ck, but lets them blow a load in his/her mouth. dan (aka geoffrey)is a j-zzjacker, i caught him in the garage giving jim a handjob and jim shot the load in his mouth 1 more definition someone who falls short of completing a promised task. a person who does […]

• neounrated

  an unrated bright colored movie. that movies is so neounrated

• chester drawers

  known to the rest of the civilized world as a “chest of drawers” or a “dresser” a piece of furniture commonly located in a bedroom. i’m gonna go pick up a chester drawers so i have a place to put my underwear. this physical condition happens to people who gain so much weight that their […]

• Free Titties

  seeing a woman’s exposed br–sts without offering any form of currency, or investing any personal time and effort. you missed it! some girl’s shirt flew up and we saw some free t-tties! we saw free t-tties last night. amy got her nipples pierced and was showing everyone.

• Sir butt butt

  there aren’t any definitions for sir b-tt b-tt yet. can you define it?

• tin-pot weasel

  a sneaky, untrustworthy, autocratic upper-management type with zero credibility, but an inflated sense of self-worth. in the workday world, a tin-pot weasel is often also a powerpoint ranger. michael is a tin-pot weasel. he very seldom does what he says he will do, yet he threatens to fire anyone who does not scurry to fulfill […]

• Proper Length

  1) in special relativity, the proper length of an object moving at velocity close to that of the speed of light is its length as measured by an observer in the rest frame of the object. 2) a m-ssive sh-t. 1) will: dude, that 30cm ruler travelling at the speed of light looks to be […]

• Reeeeeahhhhh Boy

  to express disbelief. to show enthusiasm. pr-nounced without the a. ruby: two pound chinese in camden nora: reeeeeahhhh boy methela: shut up you neek nora: i aint no neek fool. ruby: reeeeahhhh boy is dis a beef ting nora: nahh blud why you rinsin my word for.

• spoon child

  a really stupid and/or r-t-rded person. when this person was conceived, the dad couldn’t shoot “it” in, he had to spoon “it” in. “that guy is a f–kin r-t-rd, he’s gotta be a spoon child.”

• Procedure WTF

  when your b-tch is going down and your about to c-m, you pull your d-ck out with such force that it flings towards your stomach and you skeet in your own eye. jesus christ! i procedure wtf’d myself last night and it hurt like a motherf-cker! i had to go to the optometrist!

• lodebearer

  someone who has recently m-st-rb-t-d, most of the time in a bathroom. (secretly) also someone who m-st-rb-t-s without a -j-c-l-t–n result. at the sleepover party, lodebearers are not alowed.

• bumtrashican

  (n); one who lives in a trash can, usually r-t-rded or stricken with the plague; one who flails their beef curtains in the wind. rufus was considered to be b-mtrashican by his friends after they saw him digging through the trash at krispy kreme; suzie is b-mtrashican because she likes to let her beef curtains […]

• brarms

  this is a similar problem to cankles and gunt where someone’s arms merge seemlessly into their br–sts. normally an afliction peculiar to women, but not necessarily, depending on the presence of moobs. she could have looked good in the strappy top, had it not been for her brarms.

• dumbass wisdom

  dumb-ss wisdom is when you are smarter than they think you are but not as smart as you think you are. he used his dumb-ss wisdom to ponder the shenanigans at work.

• womb regret

  noun. the opposite of claustrophobia, one who likes to be in small sp-ces and stays in his room all the time. this person likes warm, comforting, familar sp-ces and wishes that he had stayed in the womb. closetwish is a very similar adjective. womb regret. how cr-p is that!

• overdose mafia

  the one and only place to be in imobsters!!!… period!! to be at a place that will build you,to farm and not be farmed,to own the hitlist,to be at one with a family,to simply be the best,end of story.overdose mafia

• deeski

  a demon straight from h-ll, aint for nun of dat f-ck sh-t there go deeski!

• Grantra

  the protogenic pizza man from fairport harbor ohio. grantra rules the midnight air and loves his rum, but broke all of the branches when he fell out of the patience tree. toht is the man according to grantra. “we…we are…not thirsty….” “ugh oh, were out of rum. better not tell grantra or he might dt […]

• kapuka

  slang term for an agressive rim job. origins are likely maori or south islander descent. often misspelled as kapooka. geoff said “wow — that aussie chick was so dirty she gave me an almost feral rimjob”. response — “dude, welcome to the land of kapuka!”

• yellow paint

  someone you continue to love despite the fact that its not good for you to love them. ex. loving two people at once but only being able to date one. person one: ” they’re my yellow paint” person two: “i know dude”

• Retroflex

  cotten candy on a rainy day in china i ate some retroflex last night, and i felt like i was sniffing sharpies.

• blessy bless

  some s-xy -ss jamaican girl from hawaii with a cute smile and a lot of hair . that’s that blessy bless girl from harlem with the accent.

• finder

  a woman who tries to find the d-ck;in search for a small p-n-s kara became finder to frank’s fritter.

• lambalamps

  how country people say ambulance girl: ” yo! marquice got sh-t guy: “sh-t ima call the lambalamps”

• Crustummania

  the love of any kind of baked goods. they love the baked goodness uh huh!! sausage rolls, pasties, pies,quiches a bakers is a crustummaniacs dream!!!

• kyle ash

  someone who consistently freaks out at random occasions and is fairly socially unacceptable friend loses at a video game friend: f-ck this -throws controller- me: calm down its just a game friend: f-ck this, f-ck life, f-ck salt, f-ck sugar me: jeez ok “kyle ash”