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• gideon missouri

  it’s like a lost town with a bunch of meth heads mowing their yards at 3 a.m. with spotlights. don’t go to gideon missouri unless you plan to meff around.

• BANG TIGER

  a person who is waiting for you to break-up with your significant other so that they can pounce. they may act like a friend to gain trust. don’t let your girl hang out with that guy, bro. he’s a total bang tiger!

• Megahertz

  (n) 1. a measurement of frequency; equivalent to 1 million cycles per second. often abbreviated as mhz. 2. any kind of data or processing power commonly sought after by hackers, who attempt to steal it from one’s computer. usually results in an incoherent string of words from the victim after being stolen. 1. the frequency […]

• jank

  1. f-cked up. jank can refer to a state of mind. 2. f-cked up looking. someone can look jank. (also see: ratchet) 3. jank can be used to describe someone with a rotten personality. 4. derivative of ‘jankie’. broken or messed up. strange. basically stoner speak for anything f-cked up, dirty, or gross. 1. ‘bruh […]

• B.O.A.T.S.

  is an acronym for the words based on a true story. can be used in many different situations, for an example when referring to a film. might also be used when telling a story or a rumour. if exaggerating, b.o.a.t.s. may be used to guarantee the truth (or some truth) of the story. one should […]

• john houser

  a man of true strength, masculine as h-ll but has a the most miniscule shlong on this earth. c-ck gobbler of some sort ryan- hey john what’s up?! john- in gonna go lift and then jerk my dog! i’m such a john houser

• mix and match

  verb : to combine different elements together to form an equivalent deal. the grocery store allows customers to mix and match different types of products (and still get the reduced price).

• Sloth Ass

  a very lazy person. somone who is so lazy they dont respond to text messages and or im’s. stephanie you are such a sloth -ss when you dont answer text messages!

• lime cocktail

  when the d-ck so good you make the face of when you eat a lime had a ‘lime c-cktail’ yesterday

• Beater’s Bluff

  the affliction, common in frequent m-st-rb-t-rs in which one’s j-zz is stuck in his urethra to where it’s glued shut and his p-ss can’t break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his d-ck when it finally decides to punch through. john: guys, you’ll never believe this, i went to go […]

• cotton blossom

  (v) to c-m on, around, in, or near the vicinity of someone else. (n) c-m on, around, in, or near the vicinity of someone else. (v) tim cotton blossomed that ho! (n) “what’s that on your shirt, ho?” — “oh, that’s tim’s cotton blossom from last night!”

• jemana

  big t-tty girl. can be shy at times, but is super fun when you get to know her. would love to secretly rock drag. jemana is making a decision to make sure i dont have to worry

• Biebophille

  a person who excessively and perversely obsesses over justin bieber michela is such a biebophille “my sister is playing justin bieber dress up” “what a biebophille” georgia and michela are biebophilles together.

• vagida

  the commencement of menses or other inconvenient female reproductive malady that causes discomfort or distress. it is a portmanteau of “v-g-n-” and “agida”, which itself is a misspelling of “agita”, or italian american slang for gastric distress. sure guys, i can go bowling and drinking tonight. the wife has vagida and i won’t be missed.

• exhibit here

  an indication to display certain items in a given location exhibit here if you please. an indication to display certain items in a given location exhibit here if you please. an indication to display certain items in a given location exhibit here if you please.

• Neelah

  the s-xiest girl in the world. perfect in every way oh my god. that neelah is so d-mn fine.

• 김정은

  욕 못하는 사람들이, 매우 나쁜 사람을 가리킬때, ‘좆깔년’ 대신 쓰는 단어. 갑: 야 너 워하냐? 을: 아 개썅년아! 니 김정은처럼 좆되고 싶냐? 꺼져 개새끼야!!

• Urlacher

  1. proper noun. #54 middle linebacker for the chicago bears who can tear any player apart 2. adj. beast 3. verb. the act of smashing an inanimate object to the ground followed by saying, “urlacha’”. popularized by kevin in 2003. did you see urlacher urlacher mike vick’s p-ss and then break t.j. duckett in half? […]

• chickenmcfuckwich

  a burger which has been hastily made by a teenage employee of mcdonalds. it’s usually poorly constructed, dried out or gone cold. i ordered a mcchicken burger, not this chickenmcf-ckwich! corporate and very bad why did you get that kfc because i am a c-nt

• t-shirt pocket

  someone who wears a t-shirt that has a sewn on pocket. commonly -ssociated with queer individuals. ‘that guy has a t-shirt pocket on his t-shirt’ ‘what a f-ggot.’

• alionna

  a beautiful girl who is very persistent, and adamant about what she wants. whatever she puts her mind to, she definitely tries hard to accomplish! sweet and innocent, loves to sing and dance! loves fashion & is very intelligent! also loves attention you see that girl over there out singing everybody? yeah that’s alionna!

• A night without armor

  the act of having s-x without a condom, especially with the singer-songwriter jewel. etymology: jewel’s 1998 poetry collection, a night without armor anthony kiedis: how was the concert last night? flea: sick. i hooked up with jewel! ak: did you use a rubber? flea: nah, dude, it was a night without armor.

• Sexual Hermits

  s-xual hermits is when two people get together on a friday nite for a casual evening and find themselves not being able to leave the bedroom until sunday afternoon. “s-xual hermits” girl has boy come over on friday nite to get together and find themsleves humping each other silly time and time again and just […]

• LGBTQIAP+

  an umbrella acronym that stands for lesbian, gay, bis-xual, transgender and two-spirited, queer and questioning, inters-x, as-xual, pans-xual and other marginalized orientations/ident-ties. the lgbtqiap+ community has suffered greatly due to society shoving heteronormativity and gender binary down their throats.

• stittsworth

  a pimp or someone with plenty hoes ay, my home boy is a st-ttsworth

• toilet bouy

  old man b-lls. (long b-lls) when sitting down on the toilet to take a sh-t, one must keep his toilet bouys above the water level. this morning i sat down for my morning sh-t and forgot to lift the ol’ toilet bouys up!!!!

• El wrongo

  incorrect “the ny rangers are going down!! game started with 3 fights at first puck drop! “the rangers won with a 4-2 lead against the nj devils, looks like someone’s prediction was el wrongo!”

• mountain tab

  having “intimate relations” or “doing the horizontal mambo” with a women of the round body type. or porking a fatty. hermie woke up naked next to a 350 pound, 4 foot 3 inch blimp. he earned his mountain tab! a small identifier worn above the 10th mountain division’s unit patch. it signifies that the soldier […]

• The Glass Road Trucker

  the act of defecating on your victim’s back deck within wiping distance of a sliding gl-ss door. next spread cheeks and press against gl-ss. using a downward motion, leave your ‘skid mark’. bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after. f-ck that -sshole! the gl-ss road truckers haul -ss tonight!

• Lungal

  lung or chest area my chest hurts in the lungal area.

• zares

  a code word for “parents.” used in the 70’s and 80’s in the san fernando valley. dude, my zares found my stash.

• Clark Middle School

  a middle school located on 93rd ave. for grades 5-8 located in the north-eastern area of saint john, in. the school feeds into lake central high school. almost all of the students at clark are caucasian, with some latinas and a few african-americans. the kids that attend this school mostly come from upper-middle cl-ss families […]

• sauce faucet

  slang – a p-n-s. sometimes a sloppy one. yo i got that chick to gargle my sauce faucet, fo sho.

• cornchipdick

  the d-ckresult of your boyfriend giving you head after eating mexican food. after eating at a local cantina and getting head on the ride to the club, i noticed i had cornchipd-ck when i went to pee.

• street hustler

  someone who runs a living on the streets by selling drugs or stolen items. just someone who works hard for their money but has to do it illegally on the streets. streets drugs street hustler hustler

• ran it up

  when someone goes to the trap and goes to either a drug dealer or some sort of gang banger and will pull out their strap and rob that person for all there money. aye homie, i just ran it up on richy, got a whole stack off him we good homie!

• Jimmy Pop

  jimmy pop (ali). lead singer and driving force behind the bloodhound gang. likes waffle house, hangin’ out with fellow millionaire bam margera (in more recent years), and listening to music from the 80’s. i went to wawa yesterday and saw jimmy pop there in his pj’s. i -ssume he was buying cigs and coffee so […]

• cockbrain

  when the male uses his c-ck as a secondary brain, often resulting in unfortunate choices and loss of girlfriend and or bodily harm caused by aforementioned girlfriend. man i was so c-ckbrain last night, i had a great time but my girlfriend kicked me in the sack this morning when a guy hits a girl […]

• Appoint

  to name or -ssign to a position, an office, or the like; designate: to appoint a new treasurer; to appoint a judge to the bench. to determine by authority or agreement; fix; set: to appoint a time for the meeting. law. to designate (a person) to take the benefit of an estate created by a […]

• fuckeduptials

  a wedding celebration that is sure to be a drunk sh-t-show. are you excited for susan and brad’s big day? get ready to celebrate their f-ckeduptials.

• Giving desktop

  it’s a blowy she was great at giving desktop but i’m a toolbox cuz i call it that in the first place

• urban dog diarrhea

  all of the stoopid definitions on urban dictionary ever read any of that urban dog diarrhea?

• flapper jacker

  a person who steal your pancakes in the morning. hey you gotta look out for bill he is a big time flapper jacker.

• The Bear and the Dachshund

  a large, scratchy, -sshole-stretching t-rd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. the bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail. i feel better now after […]

• Guatemalan stranger

  jerking off with pinky bone from a cadaver. after hand surgery kurt gave himself a guatemalan stranger.

• biffany ray

  a mentally r-t-rded transgender with a mailbox shaped head and a fetish for fellating goats holy sh-t that biffany ray just took a huge load of goats milk all over its head!

• Argan oil

  noun a yellow nutty-flavoured oil extracted from the ripe green olive-like fruits of the argan tree, argania spinosa of sw morocco, and used in cooking, medicines, and cosmetics historical examples now and then a train of camels swung along, carrying gum or wax or argan oil or almonds. in the tail of the peac-ck isabel […]

• snuffbobler

  a woman who likes to suck b-lls joanne is a right snuffbobler!

• Couplehood

  a harmonious match between two partners in a relationship i.e. a husband and wife upon the 5th year anniversary of her wedding, johnny wished his sister and her partner many more years of perfect couplehood

• wahtaka

  -person who refuses to listen to logic and fails beyond human measures. – often time trolls trade chat and makes his guild look bad. – never fails to show people just how terrible and unskilled they are -biggest noob ever!! -also very pushy, annoying and has no idea that no one likes them. paladin: “hey, […]