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• hobbit porn

  what hobbit fetishists watch instead of lesbian p-rn like the rest of us. guy1: man, wanna watch some hobbit p-rn? i’ve got lord of the rubber rings here! guy2: you know it!

• sticky fingers

  one incline to steal everything within reach, as if their hands were covered with glue. used either to describe the culpable thief or the hands themselves. “hey sticky fingers, you best keep your hands in your own d-mn pockets.” “yo! back away from my sh-t with your sticky–ss fingers!” used to describe the aftermath of […]

• Call of Duty induced tourettes

  a disease often plagueing most males aged 12-43 years of age. comonly caused by campers, noob tubers and sp-wn killers. disease causes its victom to scream at the tv in a loud and relentless manner in hopes that the person or persons of the opposing team will hear his crys and change their low down […]

• careful cat

  verb: the act of dry humping your sleeping or semi-conscious partner’s back. “i gave my sleeping, pregnant wife the careful cat.”

• Jawana SmoKA MaRijuana

  the shortest most coolest person in the world that u could ever think of. god she is sucha jowana smoka marijuana

• style over substance

  1) a.k.a “first shoot then draw target” a.k.a “first sell than produce” that’s pretty much how this world works. some asocial geeks and geniuses invent things and stuff, than comes some steve jobs or bill gates that calls himself “king of geeks”, doing pretentious face, poses and phrases and basically “selling” the “style of geekiness” […]

• Chele

  salvadorian slang for someone that is either white as of caucasian or just light skinned. yo, melvin. go f-ck that chele -ss motherf-cker up! spanish for tiny annoying f-cking little flakes that are in your eyes when you wake up, that you have to take out or else they get f-cking annoying. also known as […]

• hot lemonade

  freshly squeezed, warm, sperm in one’s mouth hey girl, do you want a mouthful of my hot lemonade?

• DWYWD

  do what you wanna do. it just sounds right! fine, just dwywd. showing impatience but realizing your stubborn friend or child is not going to listen to you and is just going to do it anyway no matter what you say.

• Cranklin

  franklin, nc a place full of old people, and lots of meth, c-ke, and pot. lil crack too… -fhs douche-bag dumb–sses- -another meth lab blew to sh-t! -oh d-mn son! thats cranklin for you..

• chansaw

  the ship between heather chandler and veronica sawyer from heathers the musical/movie “how can you ship chansaw? it’s abusive” “yeah and so is practically every other heathers ship”

• guess it fought piranhas

  to dissapear entirely or to be seemingly removed from existance. ex. dude did you see my ipod nope, guess it fought piranhas

• BIOCARBON13

  biocarbon13 also known as bc13 is chicago based ebm/electro band biocarbon13 music only a click away…

• sausage ensemble

  a super tight-fitting outfit a person wears when their clothes are too small and they haven’t had a chance to buy new ones. it also applies to an overweight person trying to wear tight clothes to look s-xy, but doesn’t have the body for it. sausage has a tight casing around it. heavy duty booty, […]

• turdal storm

  a t-rdal storm is diarrhea. the burritos caused a t-rdal storm for the tourist.

• Hunters Hill

  an affluent suburb situated in the nothern suburbs of sydney where the elite mingle with cate blanchett. hunters hill is so far away. but i still wish i lived there, if only i was rich!

• Hrawled

  being hrawled. the state of getting hrawled. past tense of hrawl. jimmy got hrawled on the forum last night.

• Milocha

  a tasty beverage made by adding a hint of milo to coffee. customer: “can i please have a milocha?” barista: “what’s a milocha?” customer: “are you serious, haven’t you heard of milocha?” barista: “no i haven’t, but i am intrigued?” customer: “milocha is a tasty beverage made by adding a hint of milo to coffee.” […]

• vanitarian

  a person whose food choices are dictated by a keenly developed desire to become or remain thin.vanitarianism often precedes or accompanies a full blown eating disorder. they say they have given up meat because its cruel and cut out wheat and dairy because they are intolerant. that’s b-ll-cks they are simply a vanitarian.

• crackblock

  when a person (intentionally or unintentionally) says or does something that blocks the acquisition of crack by another. can also be used for any illegal drug. see also, c-ckblock hobo #1: yo! hey benny! whatchoo gonna spend that money on?! hobo #2: (panhandling on street corner) aw, y’know, just– hobo #1: you gonna spend it […]

• dislexia

  despite popular belief, dislexia is not the mental transposing of letters (i\e seeing\spelling dislexia as ‘dils-xia’). it is a disorder of the brain. those with dislexia have a hard time working-out syllables, simple ones. it is nothing to be laughed-about, you -ss-wipes. simple printed words like ‘elephant’ or ‘rhinoceros’ or ‘dislexia’ can be hard to […]

• Pink Note

  a note that causes -rg-sm, most commonly seen on the 20th fret of the high e string on a guitar. acheived after a blistering solo and usually sustained for a couple seconds in order to acheive the pink note. other high frets are also considered to be pink note material. guitarist1 “dude, i just played […]

• roflownage

  cross between rofl and ownage, meaning roll on floor laughing ownage bloodkill- i just pooned this noob! roflownage! combination of the words “rofl” and “ownage”. technically meaning roll on floor laughing ownage bloodkill112- roflownage!! i just pooned this noob!

• watch survivor

  (n.) a term of code for when a person absences themselves from their spouse/partner for a night to engage in s-xual intercourse (usually -n-l) with a previous partner(s) natasha: hi dean, don’t wait up for me. i’m going to sam’s house to watch survivor.

• neutrogena wave

  every 14 year old girl’s first vibrator. a vibrating face washing device produced by neutrogena, in which is very easy to explain to a young girl’s mother as to why it should be purchased. “mommy, can i get this?” “what is it, sarah?” “the neutrogena wave!” “okay.” –some time later– -fap fap fap-

• Clifford Kim

  where you cover yourself in red paint and red fabric and run around having s-x with asian men. some psycho was giving people clifford kim’s out in the open street.

• rayniya

  the best,pretty,smart,number one queen,awesome,and lowkey lit rayniya is beautiful in her way and she always lit

• PCMC’s

  pcmc, refering to “p–p colored meat curtains” meaning a females p-ssy lips that are brown or dark purple colored, often like sh-t, as if they were wiping from back to front, not front to back. it is actually very normal among women. but a funny joke none the less. bob: d-mn sarah has got some […]

• Be Cool Tool

  a baseball bat a la pat megna drew: hey man, put down my baseball bat. pat: chill out baby, this is my be cool tool.

• whatalosa

  “what a loser” a way of calling someone a loser while remaining cool yourself. “i can’t believe you just keeled my level 55 druid! whatalosa!” “did you hear about what john did? whatalosa.”

• Chuckweewee

  another name for a bl-wj-b. when a women is giving a bl-w j-b to a man also called chuckweewee

• hambulatory

  similar to ambulatory but dissimilar in the fact that the person in question cannot even move due to obesity (i.e. too much ham) man, that fat girl in the roundabout is totally hambulatory!

• spenvoola

  a stupid italian man. 1. the spenvoola has a grade 8 education. 2. “what a spenvoola! he doesn’t even know how to add.”

• Spungo

  a legendary champion football team known for dominating weak -ss loser teams with chicken sh-t managers who post smack talk on urban dictionary because they lack the b-lls to compete for real. the spungos dominated in ’07. a legendary bowzy champion that may have cross dressing tendencies, but is a hero in most ways, namely […]

• forzample

  a description: to give an example; to make someone understand your statement. to describe a person place thing or action. forzample, in order for johnny to hit 23 home runs this year, he had to eat well and train hard and take steroids.

• psyke

  said when you fool somebody with an allegedly true information. a: “i’ll give away my computer tomorrow!” b: “really cool, can i have it?” a: “psyke” b: “aww man!”

• Cuntdar

  it’s like gaydar- only instead of alerting you to a person’s h-m-s-xual proclivities- it alerts you to the fact that they are a total, unadulterated c-nt. having c-ntdar enables you to identify and avoid the c-nt and their c-nty minions. most are born with cundar but techniques of detection can also be learned. person 1: […]

• Tanning With Sunscreen

  having s-x with protection….. me and my boyfriend so went tanning with sunscreen yest-rday!!!

• adgooshimitis

  a disorder of repeating the last letter of a word or excessively using the same punctuation mark. this is how someone with adgooshimitis writes: heyyyy, wsuppp??????

• Qwaam

  a lovable nickname given to someone you like in a completely platonic way- never used in ‘relationships’ aaaw your such a qwaam babe qwaam , i love you!

• jyder

  1.) a relationship that is heavily debated about. 2.) when two friends are close, enough to be dating. 3.) the romantic pairing of someone named jude and ryder. “ did you see that boy and girl over there!?” “ yeah. i love a good jyder relationship.”

• Dux

  the person with the highest academic rank in their cohort. although the term ‘dux’ is extremely common in some regions, most notably queensland, australia, it is often unheard of in most other parts of the world. synonym: valedictorian he was presented the dux award for his outstanding achievement. to run or leave a place eg. […]

• kouradokoftis

  greek word,derived from kourada (t-rd) and koftis (cutter) essentially,a t-rd-cutter,aka the string underwear…! vgale ton kouradokofti mori arrwsti na ginei kolasi (take off the t-rdcutter u sick b-tch in order to be h-ll)

• Bubble-B

  a ‘gravity bong’ aka /gb/b/g/grav which has a removable and long down stem which causes the smoke to be filtered and ‘bubbled’ through the water before filling the chamber. how to make a bubble-b take two liter soda cut bottom get metal slurpy straw from 7/11 insert straw in center of cap attach a bowl […]

• trumplepathy

  the action of trumpet players communicating with one another with out words 🙂 micheal and i used our trumplepathy skills to talk during lunch

• Akorm

  what smurfs use to stab people. that n-gg- poppa smurf stabbed that f-ggot smurf with his akorm 9 times.

• Talinga

  once used as a name of a pretend boyfriend as a prank by two girls in new jersey. it is now used as a term meaning “the perfect boyfriend”. girl 1: hey, do you like john? girl 2: yeah, he’s funny, sweet, smart, and cute too. girl 1: he’s such a talinga. once used as […]

• Santa Claused

  the act of walking out of cover, stopping, slowly turning and killing your opponent in 1 shot then in all caps typing “merry christmas” this is not just a seasonal greeting, it can be used all throughout the year you are sitting watching your brother play an fps, a guy named ironman545 walks out from […]

• sajana

  sajana is a great guy with a very good sense of humour. he is the one friend you would ever want. he will never leave you alone in trouble. sajana is a great guy who knows how to make a person smile. omg, i had such a great time with sajana yesterday.

• quick drip n dip

  sort of like a squirt n scram taking a fast p-ss and leaving then immediately that dude just pulled the quick drip n dip. didnt wash his hands or nothing. just pulled it out, handled business walked out of the bathroom and jumped straight into his car