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• squirt sponge

  when a man deficates on the floor or bed while another man (the squirt sponge) lays in it to “absorb” the smelly mess. donald invited his coworker emmett over on halloween. he then scared the sh-t out of emmett and became a squirt sponge to clean up the mess.

• Dalaiah

  a simple girl, not meaning to be a jerk.. but it sometimes comes accross, she is faithful to the ones she loves.. does stupid things because of fear and is normaly quiet and awkward.. but she is the most caring and loving person you will ever meet. she love all around her and can’t hate […]

• chouhatsu

  or taunt. dan hibiki founded the fighting style of saikyo(best) ryu, using his chouhatsu technique to both confuse the opponent, and just to show off. “yahooooooo~! ore wa chouhatsu densetsu da ze! yahooooo~!”

• fouseytube

  palestinian american that commonly does pranks on his youtube channel fouseytube: mortal kombat elevator prank

• Fuckership

  a strictly s-xual relation. i don’t want a relationship. i want a f-ckership.

• Charlotte parry

  often know as a sketchy wh-r- who gets fingered by 7 lads at one bus stop and has photos naked sent round she also has a particular big forehead if you see he round stay clear as she may jump on you like she did with the other two hundred lads

• Triumphquit

  to quit a video game immediately after reaching an important milestone, usually out of excitement man i’m so b-mmed, i beat the black ops campaign on veteran, but i triumphquit before it got a chance to save.

• wazooli

  a good looking egyptian guy with a fat mandingo. hey wazooley, have you seen wazooli? wazooli in the house – bounce

• the bitch

  1. the person in a group who gets -ssigned undesirable tasks, gets no respect, etc. 2. slang for the effeminate one in a h-m-s-xual relationship. 3. a variant on seven-card stud poker in which the player who is dealt the queen of spades (the b-tch) face-down (if there is one) splits the pot with the […]

• cream on the crop

  when you c-m on her p-ssy and gets in her batch (p-ssy hair) person 1: yo dude i heard you hit mich-lle last night, is that legit? person 2: yeah, i put the cream on the crop person 1: d-mn son.

• Bitch Tipping

  equivalent to cow tipping, but with drunk b-tches. she is so drunk man, we should totally go b-tch tipping

• monoglitch

  purity; the state of being pure wow, that guy is so monoglitch

• IHop Slut

  a person who goes to ihop frequently, usually several times a week to hang out but with different people every time. joe: she went to ihop with you today?….but she went with me yesterday! phil: man, she’s such an ihop sl-t…

• magahai

  one’s mother’s p-ssy. f-ck your magahai. your magahai! ew niek ga ma ga chiew lan ai hai. (taisanese)

• Latisha Hudnall

  the brontosaurus of earth. if seen, run for your life because she might eat you. she is a fat b-tch who loves cybers-x and a black man who works in a morgue (necropheliac). she is also fat. look outside your window, you’ll see her on the horizon.

• sondag

  to perform the act of c-nn-l-ng-s to the point where your partner has so much euphoria that she faints my girlfriend got so fired up when i went sondag on her that she actually fainted!

• gynorg

  gyneological organisation you are welcomeagain to bothversions of gynorg n/a website mainhall.

• agrizzle

  slang for saying that you agree with something. guy 1:that girl is so sk-nky! guy 2: agrizzle. – guy 1:we should order a pizza. guy 2:i am in total agrizzlement.

• pants possum

  to slide a finger down the visible b-ttcrack of the offending partyawesome possum she leaned so far forward you could see half her -ss! so i slid a finger down that crack while telling with an “awsome possum, in the pants possum!”

• big plate

  the 45 pound weight that you put on a barbell yo how much can you bench? like two big plates. holy sh-t!

• #thegreatdressdebate2k15

  phenomenon in which the internet lost its sh-t trying to figure out what color this ugly dress was “that dress is definitely black and blue. #thegreatdressdebate2k15” “nah it’s definitely blue and black you’re just a dumb-ss”

• i r r e l e v a n t

  i r r e l e v a n t n o t i m p o r t a n t 👆 b-tch that’s you yall boutta catch these hands cuzz yall think you relevant and act like the sh-t but fr fr you ainttttt, you trippin on cold ice nibba. you truly are […]

• Braggerate

  to exaggerate when bragging. my c-cky friend always braggerated about his -blinging- diamond earrings that were really expensive, when actually they were worth $12.

• Bieberette

  a girl whos in love with the pop sensation justin drew bieber, thinks his cute, adorible, hot, s-xy, ect. biebergasms are common and quite normal for bieberettes because they’re lack of sucess in trying to find sweet caring guys like justin. males roll their eyes at the female behavior witch has became a riot of […]

• surging sanders

  “a surfing sanders is where you come out of nowhere” – trevor noah 2016 also being used to describe when burnie sanders had a increase in support in political poll results. ted cruz was having dinner with his wife last night when he pulled a surging sanders. when you sudden come out of nowhere “d-mn! […]

• Stipie

  to -j-c-l-t- onto one’s homework, preferably chemistry. can be on any school related work. (you can probably submit a stipie on a canvas as artwork to your art cl-ss.) “did you finish your chemistry homework yesterday?” “f-ck that, man. he didn’t teach us how to do that sh-t so i gave it a stipie.”

• ultrascradulous

  something which is top notch,best of the bunch, the most excellent in it’s field.the platinum of types. the ice cream flavour developed by the manufacturer was cl-ssed as being in the ultrascradulous category.

• houston hammer

  when in texas you -n-ly f-ck your b-tch, then you c-m in her eyeb-lls, causing her puss puss to spread wide open and scream spank me daddy. d-mn that houston hammer sesh was unbearable last night.

• pezzy

  red-headed, canadian, sheer evil. will most likely have pale skin and is often sarcastic with her words. pezzy will defend herself and vehicle at all costs. hey look it’s pezzy! run for your lives -n-l prober yo i went to the doctors today and he pezzied me.. said it was for some bs test. yo […]

• april 30

  national save a turtle day its april 30, lets go save a turtle

• thingamajiggery

  a collection of possessions or things. christmas is right around the corner, so i have to go sort through all the thingamajiggery at the mall to find a present for my girlfriend.

• Orpg

  open role playing game as referred to by warcraft 3. it’s a rpg that has a saving and loading feature. dude i love this orpg twillight eve. i load my -ss-ssin and f-ck everyone up! online role playing game, normally just an online rpg, no mm (m-ss multi player) element. a good example would be […]

• making a Japanese flag

  a much cl-ssier way of saying “on the rag”, making a j-panese flag is the process of taking a white sanitary napkin and putting a big red blot in the middle of it. jacob: dude, what crawled up linda’s -ss today? robert: she’s making a j-panese flag. jacob: ohhhhhhhhhhh….

• my buttcheeks

  another word for “bullsh-t” or “my b-tt.” i thought you were going to take me camping? camping my b-ttcheeks!!! you’re too busy to take me anywhere!

• Shilada

  sh-t like that – what were you doing? – i was cleaning up, putting stuff away and shilada

• brauunson

  a smooth talking player. tries to smash most girls he comes into contact with but is ultimatly friendzoned in the end. did you see brauunson over there? ya hes trying to get with all seven of them

• whistlefag

  any person of non importance who acts like a complete douche because they have a whistle and a plastic badge; often inflicted with small p-n-s syndrome. t.s.a. whistlef-g mall-cop whistlef-g crosswalk whistlef-g i was trying to pick adam up at the airport but the stupid t.s.a. whistlef-gs wouldn’t let me stop at the curb for […]

• retwist

  on survivor when jeff probst announces a shocking new twist which is, in reality, neither shocking nor new. hey man, there’s a twist coming, double tribal councils, and the dude that won individual immunity gets to give someone the other tribe immunity. man, that’s been done before. that’s a retwist.

• suck for buck

  you give them suck to get a buck if we play fortnite, i will give you a suck for buck. buy the domain for your cat blog

• Gump Nation

  another name for the university of alabama football at tuscaloosa (uat) fan base, referencing the oscar winning movie forrest gump starring tom hanks who plays main character forrest gump. born mentally challenged (iq of 75) in rural alabama, gump was known for his blazing speed. it was noticed by paul “bear” bryant (or “g-d” as […]

• Big Seth

  a mormon who refuses to get off my porch and return to his job as muckleshoot security last night big seth was on my porch i had to beat him off with a broom.

• Ikki

  a c-ck-sucking kn-b gobbler is also a failure has no life tries to make fun of people because it has h-m-s-xual tendencies you are an ikki that kid is an ikki that person ikki’s

• SmugNug

  1. the smuggest person in the world. eric, why can’t you be more like smugnug? he makes me so hot! -aunty springsted

• salad dressing

  a process involving the -j-c-l-t–n of s-m-n on, in, or near a waiting r-ct-m. –this is a procedure popular among the h-m-s-xual community. she likes ranch salad dressing. agent spread around the -sshole during intercourse used to make salad tossing (-n-l licking) more palatable. typically this would be something edible and delicious i.e. pudding, flavored […]

• PoE Hive Mind

  named after the special variant of groupthink that exists at portal of evil. those with a dissenting opinion against the target du jour will be set upon like pirahnas upon a drowning pig. common pejoratives include “f-g” and “furry.” “you like that site? f-g!”

• Hand Lounge

  a very large gut or belly. its called a hand lounge because you can rest your hands on it. d-mn, andrew got a mightly hand lounge.

• Galen’s penis

  it’s a small cylinder shape filled with 7 and a half different kinds of stds. it’s often confused for a belly b-tton due to it’s chodely nature. don’t get too close to this d-ck or else bad things will happen to you and your family. warn your sisters, warn your mothers, and definitely warn your […]

• jonny bee

  the name of a comic genius in the london comedy circuit, who often does sets on the “toilet circuit” before bands perform. the name has become a verb for a prank or trick on someone else. a: are you trying to jonny bee me? b: maybe…

• Piperazine

  piperazine is a drug that belongs to the family of medicines called anthelmintics. these medicines are used in the treatment of worm infections (roundworms, pinworms). in the past few years, illegal drug manufactures have used piperazine in the production of ecstasy tablets as a cheap subst-tution. these manufacturers are mostly concentrated in canada, where the […]

• Beginner’s Fuck

  not to be confused with beginner’s luck, beginner’s f-ck is when a virgin, male or female, just happens to be a complete f-cking stallion their first time having s-x. alexis: he knows my body better than i do… holy sh-t. rusty: huh… must be beginner’s f-ck.