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• heirloom cock

  the names and phone numbers that get p-ssed along now that your friend is seeing someone exclusively. now that jason and cindy are exclusive, she said she’d p-ss along some of her heirloom c-ck to us. dibs on the guy with all the tattoos.

• Jaelie

  super energetic; absolutely stunning; greatest friend to have; left handed; fun to be around my friend is totally jaelie

• Ersser

  a pubic wig created mostly from shaved cat hair. ironically, it is rarely used by women, instead preferred by the more hairy-shafted man to complement the rest of his w-ng-foliage. dude, that guy’s ersser was off the richter.

• binky donkey

  a person who does incredibly ridiculous, out of control things that are justified by the very nature of said person. did you hear mark hooked up with that tutor? yeah, and he almost banged two fat girls ’cause his friends offered him 80 dollars to bang one but wouldn’t do it unless her friend came […]

• beat a fag

  to smoke a cigarette. skylar: yo chad, let’s go beat a f-g 😉 chad: aha f-ck dude, i’m not w-nking you off skylar: nah man,get the f-ck outta here, i mean let’s go smoke a cig :d chad: ooooh, okay man, f-cking radical!

• D-Max

  male on male penatration from the doggy style position with no lubrication. the penetrator must be holding his arms out to his sides as if he were holding two imaginary suitcases after lou knocked out anthony with ether, he gave him a good d-max. or i was about to leave work at the end of […]

• cabbage neck

  a bald jack-ss that has fatty rolls on the back of their neck “look at them freakin’ cabbage necks doin’ that dumb-ss sh-t over there.”

• alycia=D

  alycia=d a name of a person who will make your heart race just by saying hi youll fall in love with her in a week. she gorgeous in every way and sometimes you just want to hold her all night and fall even more in love alycia=d is the definition of love

• Blue Tag Bandits

  just about the hardest gang reppin the sco: the 415. they roll otta pac heights and kick it with the addidas boys. but they got a beef with the nike boys cuz they don’t show no respect. the blue tag bandets can be recognized by a strip of blue cloth around their left arm. some […]

• the stinks

  body odour, b.o. ,unpleasant olfactory emanations from the human body i was workin’ out and caught me a case of the stinks. rotting sperm in someones’ boogie will attract the stinks

• pro niblo

  a guru in the art of all ritual s-xual acts, including f-lch-ng snowballing, and cottaging. all knowing and all seeing. also a dab hand in incest, and beastliality. brian yknow that girl who we caught in bed with benjy? luke: ye? brian: well the last i heard she was well on the way to becoming […]

• Too close

  when an individual has become too close for comfort steve: “hey brad wana go to the movies with ashley and kim tonight?” brad: “sorry man that girl got too close for comfort last time” steve: “yeah i know what you mean that girl can be a total b-tch sometimes”

• james cortez

  an amazing f-cking guy. he’s a beast at everything he does. he’s the s-xiest dude in the world. guys wanna be like him and girls wanna be with him. but he’s already taken by an amazing girl named dawn henzon valbuena. soooo every other girl should just back off or his girlfriend will probably kill […]

• Logolosis

  (noun) 1) to sleep next to, or near, a log, 2) to become closer in proximity to a log or stick during your sleep, 3) a sleep disorder, causing the individual to require a log to sleep next to in order to enter rem sleep. my logolosis is acting up again. i can’t seem to […]

• English Duster

  one man gets on his hands and knees and bends his d-ck backwards so the other man kneeling behind him can suck his d-ck and blow air on his -sshole thus dusting the english. can also be described as one man down on his hands and knees and with his -ss in the air gets […]

• sperm trench

  1) a channel dug in the ground where men go to deposit their seamen. 2) a women who’s ‘channel’ is where men go to deposit their seamen. 3) a man who’s ‘channel’ is where men go to deposit their seamen 4) a situation that arose in wwi when the entiraty of ones unit was h-m-s-xual. […]

• Lostpkz

  a sh-tty private server played by foreigners, and owned by two dirty mexicans named mark and patrick. {foreigner1} let’s go play lostpkz! {american} f-ck that, i don’t feel like bieng abused because two f-ggot mexicans didnt get enough beans for dinner

• wankbucket

  a person behaving in the conduct, or displaying the attributes, of a substantial quant-ty of s-m-n collated in a contained vessel. typically accredited to girls who chin off their friends for monetary gain. “oh you aren’t coming out this weekend sian? f-cking w-nkbucket.” a person of extreme irritation. one who consistantly fails to achieve the […]

• humft

  a biarific term of a noise made like squeee when you’re exasperated (via the book of janna) janna: omfgwtf?1!?1one!!11 bia: humft!

• kenneth dick

  a very tiny child aka kenneth d-ck compensating for his little man syndrome by calling other men tw-ts kenneth d-ck is a total bad-ss

• chund

  chund is similar to the verb, to vomit. however it can also be given as a nickname to a person who occasionally uncontrollably vomits often after a night out. variations on the nickname can also be chundy, chundmeister, and chunderboy (sung to the tune of wonderboy). also can be given to the type of person […]

• piddling tongue

  to blow raspberry/poke your tongue out in a playful manner. dude piddled his tongue at chick when she called him a loser for being so p-ssionate about knitting. dude was most unimpressed, but saw the funny side none the less. chick laughed at the piddling tongue.

• IBRBK

  i’ll be right back ok? “so what are you doing” “nothing ibrbk?” “yeah sure no problem”

• space corn

  like corn, only in sp-ce. “sp-ce corn… sp-ce oats… sp-ce wheat…” corn from sp-ce the astronauts, after bringing back what is now being called ‘sp-ce corn’, are beginning to wonder if there really is life on mars.

• fap handed

  to receive a hand job aka a handy or old fashioned. your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night. my uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me. the coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.

• Tom Sturridge

  the handsome, young english actor who most recently portrayed roger gosselyn in the 2004 film, being julia. he is also, indeed, impossibly good looking & possesses the talent necessary for a successful acting career. tom sturridge is so gorgeous, that his appearance in teen magazines will be inevitable.

• Tacticly Retarted

  someone who plays fps’s and plays with no strategy or skill and sucks. omg that guy qu1kee is tacticly retarted he’s gonna get us all killed.

• Pompinaio

  a, or relating to a c-ck, or d-ck sucker joe is such a pompinaio

• Falspying

  to creep on, stalk, or spy on someone jokingly just to make them feel uncomfortable. jack was falspying on jill during 2nd hour, making fun of the weird kid who always stared at her.

• Dirt Stompers

  sh-tty sneakers that should no longer be worn; the toe may even start to curl at the tip. this girl started talking to me but i couldn’t take her serious with her ugly dirt stompers on.

• Masturbae

  your primary source of stimulation. i’ve never touched her, but she’s my masturbae. 1 more definition the art of fapping to your bae. guy 1: d-mn bro did you get that good s-x with da bae last night? guy 2: nah she wasn’t in the mood, so i just masturbaed instead.

• swim champ

  the sperm that won the race and turned out to be a clueless human. you just tripped over your own shoelace swim champ. 0 0

• cop a square

  to procure a hit of blotter acid. like b-mming a smoke, but with lsd. wow, that looks like some heavy duty. can i cop a square?

• jennifer thick

  jennifer is a fine ,beautiful , s-xy , hot , gorgeous girl she’s thick asf & makes all the guys want her they’ll be lucky if they had her & if you do don’t let her leave , keep her you’ll never find someone like her. ohh look at at jennifer thick she so f-ckin […]

• marquaias

  is a player don’t stay with one girl,he stay with two cause he the realest n-gg- on earth marquaias his is #1

• A Faisal Harriri

  the state of being under the influence of alcohol; to the extent of vomiting and laying helplessly. person 1: “yo, what you do this weekend?” person 2: “i pulled a faisal harriri!!!” person 1: “wow really? where? who took care of you?” person 2: “id tell you if i knew ahahha.” did you hear about […]

• shahzadi

  pimp; owns you and yo momma d-mn, that nizzle is shahzadi! check out his ho’s!

• meta en tu culo

  put something in someone’s -ss yo meta me guebo en tu culo. me mano meta en tu culo. to put something in someone’s booty.

• transgen

  ‘transgen’ is a contemporary phenomenon that occurs due to the co-existence of multiple generations within the same time period. due to this phenomenon, individuals are forced to use and adapt to various tools at various times of the day in order to successfully communicate with others (ex. the medium through which one interacts with a […]

• Squeeze Inn

  a delicious burger restaurant in sacramento known for their copious amounts of cheese and delicious food.

• MYODT

  an abbreviation used to compel another pokemon player to “make their own d-mn team!.” not necessarily exclusive to pokemon. this phrase is known to originate in compet-tive pokemon. often on pokemon discussion forums threads will be created to ask for help in building a pokemon team. frustrated veterans will often simply post myodt if they […]

• Banter Killer

  an individual who says one thing to instantly kill all previous banter during a conversation… leaving an awkward silence byron boyd is a banter killer.

• kittyburn

  the act of when a cat jumps on/off your lap, leaving a gash on your leg -cat jumps off lap- me: dammit i already have kittyburn!! stupid cat… cat: -trollface-

• flap your wings

  flapping your wings, refers to the dance to the song “eagle on” by nelly. it is the action of flapping your arms like a bird while getting low with your legs spread wide open, to replicate the “spread eagle” position. flap your wings girl! to flail one’s arms and body around in a vain attempt […]

• faggella

  n. a disparaging term for an openly h-m-s-xual man. the man was lynched after he admitted he liked it up the -ss from a f-ggella.

• songcycle

  songcycle is the phenomenon experienced when a person repeatedly thinks of a song or refrain of music, perhaps in spite of efforts not to think of the song or refrain of music. the person may find himself humming or singing the song or refrain of music without intending to. i was heard only half of […]

• poète maudit

  french term used mostly to describe the so called “decadent poets”. a true ‘poète maudit’ receives from poetry: madness, poverty and loneliness poètes maudit: edgar allan poe , raul gomez jattin, arthur rimbaud… kariwtakhs

• faith trip

  to leave where you live, pack your bags, no turning back, head to the future, to a place of your choice with no real plan for a vision and make it. “how did you make it here johnny?” “i came out here on a faith trip. i met so and so and so and so […]

• tennesse two tone

  when a white male and a black male have -n-l and they sh-t on each other’s d-cks then eat it. he went tennesse two tone on him.

• dinerrhea

  a condition caused by low quality food from any diner, the side-effects being loose stool and/or explosive, wet flatulence. we ate at the mexican cantina last night and before i got home i had the worst case of dinerrhea that it was almost a photo-finish.