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• Chien-Ming Wang

  a right handed pitcher for the new york yankees who has a brilliant sinking fast ball as his weapon. may be the most famous man in his homeland taiwan so far(2006). “see, there’s another grounded out. chien-ming w-ng’s really a man!” 1 more definition the only reason taiwanese people know about the yankees and major […]

• zyane

  the meaning of zyane is that the person is intelligent and interesting but sometimes talks a lot and has a lively but active personality.zyane cares dearly about others and will like to help other people in need.she has a sense of humour and will try to be nice at all times .it is hard to […]

• kentucky brownbottom

  the physical remains(in undergarments-although sometimes outwardly bleeding through the pants) of a hangover induced fart that let a bit more out of the body than gas did you see charlie? he said he was gonna fart then took off in a sprint. i looked over and saw he had fat kentucky brownbottom. he’s gotta slow […]

• bottom pair

  in texas hold ’em poker, the lowest pair of cards. usually only relevant when n-body else has made a hand, but the lowest card on the board makes one pair for you. “bottom pair.” “all i got is ace high — you win.”

• Sports Geek

  to be completely and utterly addicted to watching, playing, and engaging in fantasy sports. committing your life to watching every professional league available to you. joe: hey man you wanna hang out on friday? jim: no can do bro i gotta watch the cubs play the dodgers, then the ‘hawks are playing the canucks later […]

• cendall

  a cendall is a beautiful blonde who is most of the time really loud and outgoing. she has a nice smile and is very athletic. her best friend will definitely be a pretty brunette. she is such a loud-but beautiful- blonde. she’s such a cendall!

• Assette

  -ssette is a person who hates being referred to as -ss-ette, a person who is awesomely weird and is one of a kind, is quite short and funny…. she is also a m-ssive weeaboo guy 1: wow that chick is such an -ssette. guy 2: woah dude that’s mean, she’s more of a goddess

• mary the virgin

  a girl who doesn’t like d-cks up the vaghole she’s such a mary the virgin.

• cdrascal

  co-leader/founder of the wubby smashers. ign board member. friend of coolquatre, our lord. whats up, cdrascal.

• thrillen

  having a good time but you must be drunk, high, or have had s-x within a 24 hour time period. josh: sh-t he downed 40 of v darnell: m-th- f-cka thrillen josh: you see that redhead mikey was with darnell: you know they thrilled josh: want a hit? darnell: nah grandma just died. this ain’t […]

• inana

  the most active s-x fiend that will love you for ever and will never let you down. if you want a partner in life get a inana. if your wife is an inana you have simply just became the the most amazing man in the world. warnings are they will rape you and want to […]

• fmffl

  to be obese and rather saying f-ck my life, such as with skinny folk, it means f-ck my fat f-cking life billy the douche “you didnt get twerked on at all?” me “yeah i know, fmffl.”

• molloy

  1.a molloy can be a very s-xy person 2. also used to describe someone who has swagger 3.can be used as a noun for when you are unable to remember the night before due to excessive drug use and drinking 4.can also be used as a noun to describe p-ssing out “oh yeah, he pulled […]

• troggo

  usually the australian equal of an american “yokle”, mostly found drinking and shouting obscene gestures at innocent p-ssers while grabbing their crutch and spitting while shouting… look at that “troggo” or that troggo is p-ss drunk and is drueling all over his bottle of beer! an english troll from the east midlands region. its diet […]

• sucj

  enossel does this for a living hi my name on irc is enossel. you know why? ’cause i sucj.

• Monogender

  an individual whose perspective is shaped through a single gender gestalt. person a: men are -ssholes! person b: women are b-tches! person a & b: transgender people are sick. person c: you two monogender idiots are lame.

• Maryland Style

  1. to be disloyal to your friends 2. to throw responsibility and common sense to the wayside in the name of fun often used to proclaim false greatness in oneself for the above definitions. i stole his money, maryland style. here, we party maryland style. i got so drunk last weekend that i puked in […]

• sharhairer

  a person who tells their whole life stories in the most inappropiate places, ie the bank, post office or the line at the dmv. can make ones hair stand on end. shanahair is a very regional definition, used espescially for weird info. that girl just told the bank teller that she had a wart removed […]

• fistoloide

  (span) (adj) used to describe someone who considers themselves to be very sophisticated and above the rest. luisa es muy fistoloide.

• BACKWARD CIRCLE

  riding a fixed gear bicycle wile pedaling backwards in a circle… after getting all liquored up at the aloha grill in costa mesa, the hot bartenders dared me to bust some backward circles for some late nite fun … so i did foo !!! www.bakwardcircle.com

• mudville

  an unincorporated part of the city of mt. prospect. known for its lawlessness and freedom from cops. the backwater of the whole city. when it rains all of mudville floods and gets all muddy-hence the name. also an underground moonshining business is said to thrive. they are trying to build nice houses in the enterance […]

• consequences

  the effects of a particular action consequences will never be the same something that happens because of something else cause -> effect. consequences are a mild folly. – offspring singular: consequence meaning: pregnancy “i f-cked her and then she had twins” “actions have consequences”

• rust lord

  a complete -sshole, does the take he l dance on the sp-wn island, finishes you instantly then does the take the l dance. f-ck rust lords. john: is he finishing you? steve: he is a rust lord john:oh, so you were dead when you got knocked.

• decarious

  independent, successful, rich, boss. has more issues than vogue. decarious has more issues than vogue decarious is successful man.

• The Naked and Famous

  an indie/electric band from new zealand that has amazing music. commonly know for their song “young blood” and “punching in a dream”. their sound is very charismatic and fun and addicting. their eps “no light” and “this machine” are good and their newest alb-m “in rollung waves” is serene and excellent. however their best alb-m […]

• perineal

  the area between your -ss hole and your c-ck! aka chode; tate sasquatch your perineal smells, you should have put deoderant on it!

• bear clawed

  verb – to maul in the face with finger tips in towards cranium. i bear clawed tom after he skinned the bear andrew.

• Sperry Fairy

  a phrase often used to designate the preppy, douchey, ent-tled, often “sperry top-sider” wearing, d-ckholes of north-eastern descent, who are huge p-ssy b-tches. it is not uncommon for these douchenozzle’s to be seen paring their “vineyard vines” attire, or their american flag short shorts, with a pair of “sperry top-siders”. all in all, if you […]

• Pencil Head

  when someone has a really round head, like the rubber end of a pencil. especially when their hair is straightened. you’ve got a pencil head!

• diet goth

  ~~~definition of goth: n. 1)a style of rock music that often evokes bleak, lugubrious imagery. 2)a performer or follower of this style of music. ~~~definition of diet/lite: (lite) adj. having less substance (diet) n. a regulated selection of foods -there for diet goth = emo- like a goth is all dark, an emo isn’t as […]

• tater bug

  tater bug belongs to breuna solomon if he telll you other rise he lying b-tch dont get beat up hoe tater bug is mine okay thank you

• materialistic ho

  a girl who only hangs with you for the things you can buy her. “look at ajsa.” “she only started dating him because he buys her michael kors.” “she’s such a materialistic ho.”

• swoogie shuffle

  when you are side stepping, bobbing and weaving your way through a place that is generally filled with swoogies and the swoogies are in your way. i was at the grocery store and i wanted some orange soda, watermelon and fried chicken and the swoogies were in my way so i had to do the […]

• Hamey

  short for alexander hamilton, whose face is on the front of the american ten dollar bill. use as a noun to describe an attractive girl, while instantly sounding smarter versus saying the overused phrase, “she’s a ten,” “check her out, she’s a definite hamey,”

• dawit

  to do something incredibly manly i ran into the fire to save the children. what a dawit. meaning a blunt, generally fat in nature aye mang, you tryna smoke this dawit after school? a complete -ss wipe who insults everyone he is around. one who makes continuous fun of people for things that are very […]

• GOMFW

  an acronym for “get out of my f-cking way”. usually used when people move at literally 0mph in the hall in front of you, and mostly when you are in a big hurry. (random boy and girl walk slowly down the hallway holding hands…) you: can you please gomfw, -ssholes. the couple: f-ck you. (you […]

• Simpsons’ Sky

  indicating a particulariy fine day for weather. the sky being a single bright blue, punctuated with the occasional cloud, as in the hit cartoon; the simpsons. wow! weve got a real simpsons’ sky day today lets make the most of it. a blue sky with fluffy white clouds as per the much loved fox cartoon […]

• moongoon

  avionics engineer. no one can else can understand how radios work. how do these electrons jump off wires? bl–dy moongoon sh-t.

• Traffic Tampon

  a driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic. we were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.

• sweaver

  sweaty beaver. -ssociated with post-workout activities. i went jogging today, but all it left me with was sore muscles and a sweaver.

• Pharoah Pimp

  tre;pimpin’;the one;exorcist;great dane;the chosen pimp;the don;don cornelion;great pimp pharoah pimp is a great pimp!

• ass skank

  a girl with a huge stinky -sshole d-mn bertha a huge -ss sk-nk!

• SideWok

  a steam player who originated the name. plans to make chinese restaurant by the sidewalk called sidewok sidewok

• Flooglehoogan

  an incredibly awesome word created by nick ashe to annoy claudia. flooglehoogan is an adjective to describe an unbelievable situation e.g. claudia’s cool? flooglehoogan

• pimpful

  something good that was a pimpful hamburger. those fries were pimpful too.

• jibbet

  basically some lightskin lil b-tches aye look at the f-cking jibbet a boy named dylan & joshua “look at these jib as n-gg-s” “you look like a jibbet” a boy named dylan & joshua. “you a jib -ss n-gg-” “you look like a jibbet”

• shammon

  sort of like, come on, or move on. michael jackson likes to say “owww! shammon now” “shammon b-tches, i got sh-t to do!”

• Ballnose

  when a person (man or women) places their nose between the two t-st-cl-s of the scr-t-m sack and proceeds to nestle with them. a back and forth motion is preferred, however, some have advanced to circular motions or just plain improvisation. heed this warning, if the ballnose is executed with a large, fruitful mustache, it […]

• deehhh

  a ruggedly handsome macho nerd. someone who could easily hack a computer with command prompt or hack through zombies with a machete. normally over 6’6″ with a beard and gl-sses. kamu lucu banget deehhh

• intershitsion

  the act of taking a quick sh-t in the one minute intermission between games whilst playing online cod and being seated in time for the next game. just as the game of call of duty ends rufus decides its time for a intersh-tsion so he can take the jackson five for their diving lesson before […]