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• Denigan

  a curley haired s-x addicted poodle look-a-like can you believe that denigan was drooling over the girls today?

• Skinny-Jacked

  adjective: male body type characterized by extensive lean muscle on a thin frame. “i’m gunna kick that motherf-cker’s -ss!” “just be careful man, he’s skinny but he looks pretty skinny-jacked.” when you are skinny and small in size yet still remain to be full of muscle. you are skinny but at the same time very […]

• 0bama Bucks

  obama bucks is a prime example of the gullibility and stupidity of minorities (primarily n-gg-rs) that have been duped by the democratic party into believing they’re ent-tled to free money from the government to pay for their rent, cars, gas, beer, junk food, bling, drugs etc. this is an extension of the ent-tlement mindset that […]

• CFNM party

  clothed female, naked male there are many h-rny gals at cfnm party who want to hook up.

• scherples

  a word used by ppl tht try to be cool. it usually means a tingly feeling tht happens to random ppl ohhhhhhhh snap he got the scherples in his ankle. i am so scherplin.

• Pocono Mountain East

  pocono mountain east high school is a place located in swiftw-ter, pa. let’s get one thing straight: the school doesn’t suck–the people do. most (if not all) the girls are sk-nky, and spend most of their time on their knees rather than studying. the boys pretend they like girls when most of them are busy […]

• wrown

  incorrect; wrong. kiko: welp, i’m the king! dardenius: wroooown!

• hiting my phone up

  calling someone who is no interested to answer your call man this b-tch busy hiting my phone up and i am done with her

• hit the space

  when you are about to get hit by a wave of highness after smoking a ton of weed or taking a fat dab. *guy takes a fat dab* friend: this kid’s about to hit the sp-ce lol when someone is about to get hit with a “wave of high” after taking a fat dab or […]

• Howard Moon

  howard moon is one member of the mighty boosh duo (the other member is vince noir) known for being the ‘jazz maverick’ and bringing the musical aspects to the boosh’s amazing visual sequences during their surreal comedy series. he’s also known for having a generic face like a pink balloon! ‘my name’s howard moon, jazz […]

• Sanittraction

  the feeling a germaphobic person gets when they see hand sanitizer, a strong, unbreakable, attraction. p1: (sees hand sanitizer) ooh! hand sanitizer! p2: man, leave your stupid sanittraction behind and get over here! p1: no…i can’t…

• total mind fuck

  when someone inserts an oily (lubricated) p-n-s inside your ear. “that b-tch got totally mind f-cked” “he gave me a total mind f-ck, what a d-ck”

• Lollercausticide

  n. laughter on a scale so m-ssive that deaths are caused. the lollercausticide of 2010 resulted in millions of deaths. the source of laughter is still unknown.

• Dirty Thermometer

  (termometro sporco) the s-xual act of going from -n-l insertion to oral insertion while climaxing. it took some convincing but in no time at all i was giving her the dirty thermometer

• Yerblog

  yerblog is something you say to someone when you want to p-ss them off very badly, and make sure they dont make fun of you for atleast a week. this is mostly for the average douchebag. you say this when someone says something that sounds gay: person 1: did you see the d-ck on him? […]

• bro-ga-trois

  a bromance consisting of three very close male friends. those two had quite a bromance until he got involved in it. now it’s a bro-ga-trois.

• Brian Tag

  where you play tag but instead of tagging eachother you have to slap eachothers -ss hey guys lets play brian tag. ok, hey ouch that hurt

• covfefeland

  the home of covfefe. “welcome to covfefeland!?”

• Vanarchy

  any make of van or minivan sporting specifically a black spraypaint paintjob, a jolly roger on the hood and large red anarchy signs on the driver and front p-ssenger doors. my plymouth voyager is the epitome of vanarchy.

• cellphone culture

  noun. cellphone culture is a term used to describe the neurotic fixation with the cellphone in many countries. it describes the mannerism of being unconsciously attached to your cellphone, for example, habitually playing with it, or holding it. the united states is plagued by cellphone culture and latte culture.

• hagardinop

  1. this is the feeling you get right as you wave at someone who you thought was waving at you… but was really waving at the person behind you. 2. the joy of $40 chuck taylors at footlocker. 3. the sound a falling tree makes in the woods when no one is listening. 4. when […]

• boldify

  to make bold, as with text boldify that word so it’ll stand out

• godless

  without a god. many times, this is used to describe atheists and satanists in a disparaging manner. however, there are a number of “godless” religions such as buddhism and taoism. you godless heathen! intelligent “where do we find a precept in the bible for creeds, confessions, doctrines and oaths, and whole carloads of other trumpery […]

• titwillican

  a s-xual position where one person bones another through the eye socket and into the brain. after the violent banging is complete the living partner eats italian food. i gave dean a t-twillican last night. i put his body in the dumpster. a proper t-t willican is when you are getting oral from a beezy, […]

• Kaelene

  an amazing girl who can make your heart beat faster than any other 🙂 boy 1: man, i really like her a whole lot! boy 2: she must be a kaelene then!

• God Dommit!

  top definition g-d dommit! one’s way to say ”g-d d-mnit.” usually said by elderly. kids: ”lets play catch” grandpa: ”not on the lawn g-d dommit!” by angrygrandpa! june 15, 2009 4 2 shop 7

• Speroni

  -someone belonging to a group that is incredibly physically attractive. -an italian with a nice body and amazing cooking skills. -could possibly be linked to the maffia. -refuses to believe his singing skills are anything below perfect. -group of the sweetest and most fun-loving people alive who are amazingly talented in bed. d-mn did you […]

• sheepification

  sheepification: a term used by the largest governing bodies, that is; banks, multinational corporations,hedonistic wealth gluttons such as the rothchild and bush families. these companies immense reach into the minds of the public is hardly understood by the sheepified public who happily read their politicized and misleading textbooks in school, watch the plethora of mind […]

• qzwxecrvtbynumiopasdfghjkl

  this is the most recent form of boredom. you have already tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm and mnbvcxzasdfghjklpoiuytrewq and qwertyuiozxcvbnmasdfghjkl. please for your sanity don’t search any more. i was bored so i typed in “qzwxecrvtbynumiopasdfghjkl”.

• pardisnixium

  a sensation when you touch an object that gives you shivers. when i touched the velvet i felt pardisnixium

• Oshing

  partying harder then in a rager… walking in from the blue line ripping a snapper of the crossbar so hard it sounds like a doorbell… frisbeeing a sauce so dirtily that the other player puts it top rack raging is for p-ss-es, oshing is the sh-t

• Karlism

  “karlism” is an extremely negative paranoid view of the world, combined with a sadom-s-ch-stic non-productive extraordinarily vocal and manipulative tendency to express such negative views in order to obtain a personal benefit, even though it usually accomplishes the exact opposite of what the person expressing such views might be trying to achieve. even in case […]

• flying fuck fight

  a big fight that shouldnt happen; between you and your friend or someone you just met. hey man! that chick and i just had a flying f-ck fight! sh-t!

• Dubble Bubble Trubble

  n. a s-xual act that entails sticking pre-chewed bubblegum in the -n-s of another and asking him/her to contract the pubococcygeus muscle to give the appearance of ‘chewing’. him: let’s try something new… her: like what? him: -chews bubblegum- her: what are you doing with that? him: -sticks bubblegum wad in her -sshole- him: dubble […]

• Broken Cowboy

  house’s favorite position. hey wilson, are you going to do the broken cowboy? the act of s-x where two females simulate (or through strap-on, act on) the traditional “cowgirl position.” also could be linked to “reverse broken cowboy.” i was at a bachelor party last night with two strippers and they preformed the broken cowboy. […]

• Stroam

  it is a hybrid between the two words, stroll and roam. commonly used when referring to mall or flea market exploring. zach: “hey josh, wanna go stroaming at the mall today?” josh: “totally!!!!” to casually travel by foot for no reason without any set route or destination. the other day, i sp-ced out and found […]

• The London Times

  what americans think the times is called, because they can’t invent any of their own names for newspapers and they don’t know that it is a national newspaper. american tourist: do you have the london times? british newsagent: nope, we only have the times. tourist: which times is that? newsagent: which do you think?

• Blow Doll

  an attractive female who is addicted to cocaine. i was out and about and met this total hottie. i whipped out a teener and found out she was a total blow doll because she was all about ripping lines off my c-ck!

• What the spiritual fuck?

  as recently pointed out, “what the f-ck” has become commonplace and more vigorous language is sometimes needed to express one’s deeper feelings. “what the spiritual f-ck” uses the key element of all great art in combining apparently disparate elements into one artistic creation. no one can ever hear “what the spiritual f-ck” without stoppiing in […]

• Dogrot

  a particularly bad bout of the lurgi or a nasty cold, but not as bad as full-on proper flu. endless snivelling, bleary red eyes and a croaky voice are all a must. -sniff- i feel terrible what’s the matter? -achoo- i’ve got raging dogrot

• mingeater

  pr-n. minge-eater – an indian lesbian (joke): what do you call an indian lesbian?… mingeater

• fiery personality

  represents oneself, and one’s family or group, to -ssure fair treatment. will not be silenced in the face of discrimination or unfair treatment. traditionally, women in the appalachian region of the usa have been considered to have a fiery personality. often, when men were ill with black lung, a deadly disease related to mining, or […]

• Bojorquez

  german for bl-w j-b some girls will dome you up with that bojorquez special just to go to disney land!

• überbasic

  someone who is the perfect example of a basic person. she ticks off all the boxes on the basic b-tch checklist, clearly she’s levelled up to überbasic.

• chamming

  to eat with your mouth open. rachael was chamming on the bus. a slang term used by some online fps gamers. “chamming” (n. “chammer”) refers to using a hack to change the color of the opposing players/teams’ characters (ex. solid bright orange), making them much easier to spot at a distance or in dark surroundings.-sometimes […]

• psy-cho-de’-lic

  often followed by “psycho baby psycho…” for emphasis. an expression of gratification with what is being observed and defining the observed event/item as extremely exciting, extraordinary, animated, mind-stimulating, striking, eventful or colorful. used often in the 60’s in new orleans, la, usa. that jump stunt he did was psy-cho-de’-lic!

• McLoughlin

  to be s-xually violent towards a person “i’m gonna go all mcloughlin on your -ss”

• disapparate

  a form of teleportation commonly used in the wizarding world of harry potter. the term was created by j.k. rowling. it is pretty f-cking efficient in times of danger or just needing to hurry your sh-t right up. hagrid: you’re a wizard harry harry: i’m a what? hagrid: you’re a f-cking wizard, harry. harry: a […]

• nucanoe

  when you crash a jetski onto a boat i nucanoed on jonny last week. you shouldve seen his face!

• dirty ceviche

  ceviche is a seafood dish popular in the coastal regions of mexico, colombia, chile as well as other parts of latin america, especially ecuador and perú. the main ingredients of this dish typically include fish, lime, lemon, onion, cilantro and it’s often served with a side of fried plantains or plantain chips. “dirty ceviche” (or […]