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• ttig

  abbreviation for “talk tomorrow i guess.” used when someone has to get off their phone until the next morning. me: ok gtg ttig friend: okay, i hope we can talk tomorrow. buy the domain for your art site

• belly beads

  hoes wear these to signify they a hoe “yolanda wears belly beads” “bro! get it in!”

• Foodocracy

  a system that allows its members to vote between a variety of food options to slay the hunger beast. hey man you can’t just force your cravings on us. this is a foodocracy!

• bathykolpian

  possessing full, beautiful br–sts. the straining of her sweater betrayed her bathykolpian figure,

• smol-coconut

  a name for someone whose hair is somewhat frizzy on the top of their head. you may also call them that if that person is a smol-bean in general. sad samantha is such a smol-coconut it is adorable.

• cunfuzzaled

  confused, and obviously the smartest people use this word i am son cunfuzzaled

• bornhoffen

  1980s in juvenile usage, a person who would rather eat bread than have s-x. from a 1980’s advertising campaign for bread in australia: a man turns down an evening with a buxom wench to repair with a slice of multigrain. voiceover: “man does not live by bread alone but with bornhoffen he comes close.” this […]

• The Turpen

  stopping a car from rolling on you hand by sticking another body part in the tire’s way. john did the turpen in the driveway, but his leg is fine!

• jade dennis

  the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. she’ll never let you down and will always have your back. perfect person to lay back and look at the stars and talk for hours with. be prepared to end up talking over the phone into the early morning because she never gets boring. you’ll probably end up […]

• chicken tongue

  sticking your tongue in a bl–dy v-g-n-, usually when the girl is on her period. i chicken tongued my girlfriend so hard last night. “babe i wanna go to he bed room.” “if you’re thinking chicken tongue, forget about it.”

• Operation Monkeyballs

  when playing any online first person shooter and you tea bag your kill until they return to kill you guy 1: dude, i got killed and when i got back to kill him, he was tea bagging me still! guy 2: man, he performed operation monkeyb-lls

• Sweet Saskatchewan Growler

  when a girl with a mouthful of maple syrup is being tea-bagged by a man in a flannel b-tton down while he inserts a mini hockey stick into her hairy, unkempt v-g-n-. dude….my friend lauren was involved in a sweet saskatchewan growler (ssg) with her husband. he had maple syrup on his nuts for a […]

• gelatony

  the over-consumption of gummy or gelatinous snacks or foods. post a visit to the asian foods warehouse, gelatony ensued as we consumed the following; a package of mochi bon-bons, a 24 oz. bag of h-llo kitty gummies, and a family-sized container of home-made sticky rice b-lls. tonight we are making bubble tea with pink boba.

• jrunk

  so drunk… that you misprounce the word “drunk” with a “j” sound at the beginning instead of the proper “d” sound. dude, i drank a 1.75l bottle of vodka last night and i got f-cking jrunk! the proper spelling of “drunk” fat chicks are hot when your sober, but even hotter when you’re jrunk.

• Droolbag

  top definition a slang word for someone r-t-rded. jeff: dude, jennifer keeps coming to our table at lunch… matt: i knooowww. jeff: keep that droolbag at the sped table. matt: cooool it. (with backhand raised) jeff: and kyles gay.

• Salami Salad

  a term used to describe the act of hitting multiple p-n-ses together while tossing the b-lls around. hey, todd! you wanna go toss a salami salad with me and my 3 best dude friends?! i saw inside the boys locker room yesterday and they were making a salami salad i wanted to eat right up. […]

• aziz

  this is the real meaning of the word. means “powerful” or “beloved”, derived from arabic ‘azza meaning “to be powerful” or “to be cherished”. the description given before is nothing close to real meaning. armenians use a lot of arabic and turkish words, they just never admit that. well, is anybody surprised??? al-‘aziz was a […]

• yurianna

  the most unique,beautiful girl that you will see. her smile never fails to put a smile on someone else’s face, she is always happy. boy: did you see yurianna today? girl: yea, didn’t she just put a smile on your face? boy: yes, she always does.

• three dolla

  three dolla is a price for cheap chana marketed by min yoongi or also known as suga from bts suga: “you like this? you like this chain?” suga: “three dolla.”

• macaroni pussy

  some very dank p-ssy. the best you can get *good p-ssy getting hammered* thats some macaroni p-ssy right there!

• filipino shit

  a sh-t either taken by a person with a filipino background or a sh-t containing only filipino food. when i came back from that filipino restaurant downtown i took a filipino sh-t

• leeeeeg

  to have a leeeeeg is to chillout and relax because you are buggin’ out. d-ckheads often use this word in particular the creator. leeeeegee) oh man why did you do that? leeeeeger) have a leeeeeg man!!

• aliff mahpop

  a awesome, amazing, brilliant kind of person who can change the world to a better place. a person who very limited in the world. one of human who can change the world, he’s aliff mahpop.

• Yaounde

  the greatest city in africa which is also the capital of the greatest country in africa, cameroon. “i’m going to yaounde for the weekend.” “oh your going clubbing hunh?” “you know it!!!”

• Reply-Small

  intentional single-reply to a m-ss email. dude, how about a reply-small next time? my mom doesn’t need to know about your herpes.

• toblerone

  a nice tasting chocolate bar with bits of nougat in it. wow i got a m-ssive toblerone for my birthday. the triangular sp-ce formed between the top of the thighs and genitalia on some women (shaped much like the famous chocolate treat of the same name). “did you see the toblerone on that woman? she […]

• Adeniform

  adeniform adeniform a·den·i·form (ə-děn’ə-fôrm’) adj. having a glandular appearance; glandlike.

• Spring Creek

  a term deriving from desoto, texas used between two guys to secretly tell each other that they got laid without anyone knowing what they are talking about. often used with items sold at spring creek bbq to further the metaphor. “ya bro, i went over to her house after school and went to spring creek” […]

• Harry Roasters

  taken from jackspeak – sang used by hm royal navy, harry roasters is the longer version of roasters which means “hot”. lookout: it’s harry roasters out here today. able crewman: well it is since we got hit by that missile and the deck is on fire. lockout: oh, did we? i missed that.

• Crew Bro

  (noun) similar to a lax bro a crew bro, also called row bro is someone who spends excessive time at crew practice, and fully embraces the culture of rowing. crew bro’s usually wear various types of spandex, there teams uniforms and/or apparel, sun gl-sses, long black socks and slides. the term “crew bro” is said […]

• big money grip

  someone with lots of money. pimp,hustler,or drug dealer. one pimp to another-“what up big money grip” someone who carries large amounts of cash. ie;drug dealers,pimps,and hustlers. someone pulls out a wad of bills,you might reply,”whats happenin’ big money grip”

• emahn

  means to pull lots of girls and pull other people girls also all his/she ex’s like he/she also means to be a good kisser i like emahn he/she is cute

• payned

  to be shut down, or shown by a payne. instead of saying ‘snap’ ‘oohhh cut’ etc you say ‘oohh payned’. oooh he payned you i hope he’s payned you to get so wasted, you cant even walk. dam that dude is payned! to be frustrated by one’s salary. sam is payned that dan earns more […]

• jaykob

  1. the proper spelling of the name “jacob” 2. a loud interjection, able to be used anywhere in a sentence. 3. jaykob geoffery bean 1. “jaykob!” 2. “jaykob bean!!” 3. “jaykob…jaykob geoffery bean”

• tmoz

  tomorrow gtg, c ya tmoz tmoz = tomorow.another abbreviation of a word used on the interenet as fat lazy b-st-rds are too fat to even type in the whole word..no..its for for speed of conversation!?..f-ck off please! pitts90:”wuu2 tmoz” linheart2kao:”nthin mch,jst ownd sum noobs on wow tho” pitts90:”why am i your friend again?”

• jonburger

  a burger cooked loudly at 3 am which wakes up everyone else in the house. i crept down to the kitchen and made a jonburger, banging the frying pan and smiling knowingly. a nickname for a handsome man named jonathan who likes to eat burgers without mayo or any other types of sauces, but likes […]

• clint simpson

  the most awesome dude around. dude ,no example is needed.

• heliovice

  (hay-lee-oh-vice) an intensely exclamatory phrase used in situations of celebration or extreme elation. “hey dude, the redskins won the game! heliovice!” “this food is soooo good. heliovice!” “heliovice! bulb just put a song called heliovice!” “onward to the heliovecchian sunrise!”

• pulling a floridian

  doing some dumb or f-cked up sh-t that could be done by a person from and/or living in the state of florida cletus: “gawd-mn man i was huntin’ for some gator and shot marge in the arm” bo: “aw sh-t cuz that’s pulling a floridian right there”

• in the dm

  “in the dm” means in the dirty mind.. any action that started out as a dark bedroom thought and pictures were taken when the action happened.. i held her in the dm.. “that dm is the devil son.” ceelo green january 2016..

• FIGD

  figd (fart(ed) in your general direction). you say this right after you fart towards someone. pr-nunciation: fidged “oh i just figded.” “oh that figd was so loud.” (someone farts towards a friend) “figd.”

• Halloween Hoe

  when you the treat and the hoe’s a trick! gotta put that halloween hoe in her place, she a trick!

• Eye of IG

  the eye of ig is a sacred stone of great power. it gives the wearer, ig, powers of healing, or great pain. worn about the neck. behold the mighty eye of ig, it brings cushyness to our feeps.

• Fab Inc. Co.

  f-ck • a • b-tch inc. co. ™©® helps you with relationship problems, like say someone talked too you that was super hot/ pretty and you fall for them then they change there picture too someone completely diffrent, we get too the bottom of it and find out who it is. e-mail us at: [email protected] […]

• Perma dub

  abriviation for permanent double chin. a person called a perma dub has a very angered personality. always rasing their voice, and getting mad if they are not heard, while sporting their double chin. omg, she kept getting mad. she is such a perma dub

• crusty crack

  when ur -ss is hairy, sweaty, and moldy and has acne from cheek to cheek. hey crusty crack! wash ur -ss! when you either sh-t urself or u don’t wipe ur -ss and it crusts over creating a hard brown surface of sh-t (it usually covers ur -sshair) after john had an -ssplosion in my […]

• armish

  armish also known as armageddon, well known for they’re negativity and pervertidness, mostly molest dogs and other animals like foxes, horses etc usually seen in red vans steve:hey was that armish? mary: yeah did you see what he did to my dog?

• Miltz

  the most amazing guy, so easy to get along with, makes it impossible not to smile, makes you feel like a khaleesi, could be considered a s-x god but doesn’t even know it, has a contagious laugh, pure hearted with puppy-dog eyes, out of this world smart, trustworthy and a best friend. who’s your good […]

• spediditus

  rare form of sped “oh my god! that kid clearly has spediditus!”

• quim bag

  womens genitalia. or quite similar to a busted sofa in appearance. or an insult. steven is being quite the quim bag today.