Random

• Hartt School Of Music

  the kick -ss conservatory at the not so kick -ss university of hartford started by julius hartt and some dude from russia who’s last name was paranov. also contains the jackie mclean inst-tute of jazz, started by jackie mclean and to this day providing pretentious berklee sn-bs an inst-tution to fear/hate on/do graduate work at. […]

• New Boy

  the most recent boy to move to your school. the real name is learnt usually within a week. daniella: i saw this boy down the hall, he was hot, but i haven’t seen him before. pippi: oh yeah, the new boy? a term used to describe first year students at military academys. more of a […]

• chestal

  in the chest region. i have a pain in my chestal region! chest region of the human torso he was caught staring at her chestal regions

• butt-coke

  the act of inserting cocaine in one’s -n-s for the means of getting high. the man who did that b-tt-c-ke will not stop talking.-n-s, cocaine

• FIH

  a close friend. synonymous with homie or buddy. come on fih we have a basketball game to play. acronym for “f-ck, i’m high.” for when you’re trying to be elusive, but not that elusive. “fih” fiscally induced h-m-s-xuality. the tendency for those with h–rds of money to worship others with h–rds of money. seeing money […]

• gaeun

  a fatty who is ugly “hey! look at that elephant!!!” “there is no elephant” “oh!!! i thought that fat and ugly thing was an elephant” “it’s a gaeun, stupi”d

• Sucking off my donkey

  when you get loads of headshots from a noob on a very simple game today you’re going to be so sucking off my donkey on this game

• Eaxy

  a combination of the words s-xy and easy. it is designed to use both terms in one simple word. created after a typographical error that game was really eaxy

• chubbyphile

  a person who has a s-xual preference for chubby people mr a: i had s-x with a fat girl last night mr b: omg! you chubbyphile!

• reniggalous

  when a n-gg- go off ridiculous d-mn homie why you be gettin all ren-gg-lous

• Loaf

  when a fat cat sits laying on it’s stomach with it’s paws tucked under them-they look like a loaf of bread a lazy person who sits around all day on their couch i.e lady cat you’re loafing! i.e what are you doing today? ehh i think i’m just gonna loaf today in the apartment short […]

• The Bowser

  when one man comes behind another placing a hand in front(but not on) his b-lls, using the other hand to grab his -ss causing him to hump forward. if this works the guy will scoot right into a nutgrab. the bowser was done to me me and it felt good.

• nimwod

  nimwod is like another way to say idiot. your such a nimwod. look at (a name) their such a nimwod.

• mancent

  when an attractive woman opens her mouth for the first time and sounds like a man is trapped inside her voice box steeven: yo check out the new girl shes a dime piece mark: bro she has a mancent, her voice is deeper than barry white!

• wumplestomper

  black kid(s) walking slowly and/or grouped together in such a way that they inhibit proper human trafic flow in the affected area, which is most often a crowded hallway. will easily become indignant when confronted about thier wumplestomping habits. “yesterday mark got stuck behind a group of wumplestompers and said ‘excuse me’ in an attempt […]

• bdz

  base delta zero from star wars, the imperial communications code for an operation wherin a warship would reduce a planet’s crust to molten slag to a minimum depth of 1 meter, using its turbolaser armament. as punishment for harboring some terrorists, a bdz was executed upon the planet afghanistan. a reaction towards another displaying arrogance […]

• Crisco my Nabisco

  a need for lubricant during s-x it’s starting to hurt, could you crisco my nabisco?

• Flunktion

  trying unsuccessfully to function, especially out of exhaustion. origins: this term was coined by lia at her bridal shower. you only got 3 hours of sleep last night? how do you function? i flunktion.

• Banning

  a city in s california, near los angeles. to prohibit, forbid, or bar; interdict: to ban nuclear weapons; the dictator banned all newspapers and books that criticized his regime. archaic. to pr-nounce an ecclesiastical curse upon. to curse; execrate. the act of prohibiting by law; interdiction. informal denunciation or prohibition, as by public opinion: society’s […]

• Yoshi Bowl

  when you crush oxycodone and sprinkle it over a bowl of weed and smoke it. skrilly: d-ss it the yoshi bowl is some good sh-t. liketheseason: getting yoshiiiiiiiii

• Spew Feces

  when feces exits your b-tthole at a very fast pace. usually refers to diarrhea. friend1: i’m going to go spew feces into the sh-tter. friend2: roger that! -sh-tting noises-

• booze voice

  the scratchy voice you wake up with after a hard night of drinking are you getting sick or is that just your booze voice?

• david aguilar

  a dope -ss cute kid #cutiedavid #david d-mn dude u look so cute that kid is a david aguilar

• Leanin Low

  high on promethazine, a mixture of cocaine, cough syrup, and usually sprite also called the purple drank as lil wayne says i’m leanin low

• scaimin

  well it can mean anything you want it to mean. it can replace anything. this t.v is scaimin, this guy shot me with a sniper so hes scaimin, if someone makes you made there scaimin.

• Devils Prostate Exam

  s-x move. man covers hand in tabasco sauce, and fists someone, once hand is inside, he then makes devil horns. girl: ouch my boyfriend gave me the devils prostate exam last night girl2: ouch, is your -ss okay?

• Megagoogle

  the term for describing all search engines in general. “googling” becomes “megagoogling” because google runs all search on the internet, obviously. example 1: guy 1: “dude, i can’t find that thing on the web!” guy 2: “dude! did you megagoogle it?” example 2: guy 1: “my megagoogling has come up with bing.”

• Gator Job

  while a man is recieving a bl-wj-b, the other partic-p-nt uses their teeth and/or bites the p-n-s billy called gator dave for a gator job

• orka whale

  person or people who are obese or feeling so. todd:dude, that buffet kept me feeling orka whale! carl: fo’ shizzle

• McDonald’s princess

  chinese hot hip female high school or junior high students who spend their lunchtime in mcdonald’s in guangzhou. part of their job at that time is to bond with friends and peac-ck. they are tiny bimbos actually. a: look at that chick over there. what a mcdonald’s princess! b: you are right. she is really […]

• chef dat boiardee

  the combination of dat boi and chef boyardee. oh sh-t wat up it’s chef dat boiardee.

• coffee-table rock

  safe, non-abrasive, dull, middle-cl-ss music for sn-bbish rich-kids who think they’re skirting on the wild side. the audio equivilent of coffee-table books, designed for browsing and social status, rather than musical appreciation. -i really like coldplay and u2. -coldplay and u2 are coffee-table rock you tart.

• DeDomenico

  a s-xy family that everyone loves because they are so amazing. they are all really hot also obviously. dedomenico is hot people who live around new york

• Irais

  the most beautiful and smart person in the world. omg there is irais, shes beautiful. irai – abbreviation for i really appreciate it lila: i have a problem. dani: fixed it. lila: thanks. irai.

• reducer

  football term, by where a player (usually of lesser ability) will attempt to tackle an opposition player (usually of superior abiliy) in a grossly unfair and extremely violent manner, so as to let the opposition player know that if he values his family jewels then today might be a good day to have an “off […]

• pubeapplr

  a shaving device that you can carry around, disguised as an applr person 1: “have you gotten the new p-b-applr yet? you can get it at target or walmart or at a mcdonalds as a toy for your little child.” person 2: “no, i’ll go check it out. maybe my 2 year old son will […]

• Criminal Blowback

  criminal blowback refers to the fact that if 99% of people play by the rules, that 1% still creates enough carnage that causes new tactics to be taken to combat those crimes. which ends up hurting the 99% majority by means of the blowback. examples: if 1 student kills someone in a school; everyone else […]

• miscellaneous entertainment

  miscellaneous entertainment is something you tell your girlfriend you’re doing when you are actually going out for an unauthorised punt. it also means losing heavily at steamers wharf casino. 1. andrew: “what did you spend all you cash on when you were on holidays?” ben: “miscellaneous entertainment” 2. katie: “where are you going tonight?” charlie: […]

• mo-diddy

  pimp -ss, tough, old school m-f-! “d-mn, you see that fine -ss mo-diddy? he makin me cream my pants!”

• Albertville

  former name of . a town in ne alabama. contemporary examples gault, for example, did qualify as an alternate in 1988, but didn’t compete, and then missed the team in ’92 in albertville. is it really that easy to be an olympic bobsledder? kevin fixler january 16, 2014

• toastielicious

  toe-stee-‘lish-us – adj. a term that describes the perfect amount of toastie-ness applied to a bagel or other breading device. most often used in office cubicle environments as a “light start” to a friday morning. “mmmmmmmm, this bagel is toastielicious!” “ouch, i scr-ped the roof of my mouth on this toastielicious breading device!”

• pre-date date

  two people go out on a what seems like a date but nothing occurs after the nights events. the time between the pre-date date and the actual date can be any amount of time but must be after a whole 24 hours. the male on the date doesn’t necessarily have to pay. a man and […]

• oohs and ahhs

  wow,get attention from the crowd just more than 6 minutes into sunday’s first-round win over army, candace parker drew oohs and ahhs from the crowd in norfolk

• burger burp

  the dirtiest of all burps, right after someone has been stuffing there face with macdonalds or burger king, then lets out an almighty belch, and the smell is that of pure evil, makes you flap the smell away like it was a bee after you that big mac was goooood man, buuurrrppp ! arrr sh-t […]

• Ethor.io

  ethor.io is like a game where you call the coolest person you know ethor out of grat-tude for being blessed with the opportunity to be in there presence. ethor.io example: kayra yilmaz:”ethor the oh so great one, what do you want me to do?” ethor:”stfu and drink bleach!” kayra yilmaz: -writes down, “drinking bleach only […]

• jewish jockstrap

  when the n-z- forces the jews to take off their cloths to take a shower. did you hear about fred at the holacost reenactment ? they made him go the full nine yards jewish jockstrap and all.

• holy cunt

  english equivalent to the italian “porco dio”. since the literal translation to “pig god” doesn’t seem to touch anyone’s heart in english, the holiness is retained and united with “c-nt” to complete the recipe. still effective to this day. “holy c-nt! i cannot believe what you just did.”

• lazely

  a dark place filled with air conditioning systems. jordy woke up in a lazely.

• mini crit

  the act of -j-c-l-t–n upon seeing an inticing image i just mini crit in my pants!

• Uolevi

  uolevi is an ancient nortic male name that originated from finland, it is pr-nounced oh-lev-ee. other spelling variants are: olavi and uolevy. the definition of uolevi is unclear, but it comes from the finnish name olaf, which means relic, or ancestral heritage. despite the very steadfast logical name uolevi represents, people named this will most […]