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• Wodden Hills

  wodden hills is a midlands reference to stairs “come up the wodden hills”

• jesus juice

  wine jesus turned water into wine, wine represents or is(depending on your belief) the blood of christ in holy communion ceremonies. jesus juice is the wine used for holy communion. yeah very funny. it’s a terrible wine. they just call it that to make it sound glamorous or something. and the food stinks. usually, this […]

• jump a bridge

  to leave because no one enjoys your presence. steve: ohemgee hey guys what’s up? stan: holy f-ck steve, jump a bridge. bailey: did you hear dan earlier today? melissa: holy sh-t, he need’s to jump a bridge.

• Account book

  a book in which personal or commercial accounts are recorded; ledger. contemporary examples and the joint database—or the account book of bitcoin—is made in a way that everybody can look into it and at any time. vilified bitcoin tyc–n after losing $500 million: my life is at risk nathalie-kyoko stucky september 16, 2014 historical examples […]

• kzone

  when your confess your love to someone in a social media (ex: facebook) and all they answer is “k” user 1: i like you user 2: k kzone

• Shwinkle

  when a man or woman sh-ts and tinkles at the same time man, i took a long shwinkle yesterday.

• super cougar

  -a ‘much’ older lady looking to get it on with a younger man -see cougar and add 10-20 years in age last night vick got caught on camera dancing with some super cougars. marc left the bar with some crazy super cougar last weekend a woman that is beyond the age of cougarhood (55+) but […]

• Increeping

  spying on your own family. i was increeping on mom and dad when they were fighting.

• downkeed

  when you fart when walking up the stairs and the person behind you has their mouth open. you just downkeeded me!

• Phillip Gu

  1)to be crunk and hot. 2)a girl’s fantasy where it makes her skeet. man mj is so phillip gu kim had a phillip gu about ron.

• Killing The Party

  a band that brings huge crowds to their shows but kill the party because everyone only goes to see them and then leave after their set. one of the most amazing bands of our time. www.mysp-ce.com/killingthepartymusic. “wow that band was so good i guess we can leave now.” “yeah one could say they really were […]

• lukian

  a f-ck boy who thinks that every single girl likes him but they don’t. ew he’s a lukian

• slick thick

  term for anyone who is not noticeably thick, but still is thick. shes got a b-tt, but them thighs be lackin’ she’s slick thick though.

• What the Fubalappa

  what the f-ckkk what the fubalappa happened to mah car

• touchous

  tuh-chhhh-kus: a name for a tushy used by a jewish grandma. emphasis on the chhhhh. as if one is “hocking a loogey” bubella! look at that little touchous!

• ratfag

  ratf-g. ratf-g is a prolific tagger, and his tagging is weird and not even attractive. he tags buildings in st louis in the bi-state area. person1: what is ratf-g? is that a seasoning? person2: no dumb-ss, its a tagger who wants attention.

• katilina

  she might be a bad b-tch with att-tude. i wouldnt touch her though shes flawless. “whys she tryna be a katilina tho”

• magic coffee

  decaf coffee misrepresented as the real stuff. often done in the catering industry, where both both regular and decaf coffee are actually decaf. the waiter will often serve coffee, return the the kitchen and emerge with the same pot of coffee for the guests who requested decaf (because it actually is decaf). some waiters will […]

• kidney clit

  the sensitive areas on a woman’s side just below the ribs, near the kidneys. take two fingers and jam them into a woman’s kidney cl-t to produce a sidegasm. bobby jamed his fingers and my kidney cl-ts and i got a sidegasm.

• Tittonics

  a branch of ebonics. the way african-american women talk. “oh no she didnit”. this is an example of t-ttonics if spoken by a black women.

• lesbobuscuitt

  a silly lesbian, who doesn’t like girls ahahahah amanda! your such a lesbobuscuitt!

• looker who

  the term used to describe any crossover origins of pokemon things, the term originally coming from the fact that the character looker looks a lot like the tenth doctor from doctor who. this can also describe stuff like how the pokemon steenie and tsarina look like reenie and serena from the english dub of sailor […]

• shomphe

  to f-ck up, messed up, fubar that sh-t was all shomphed up!

• K-lite

  the successor to kazaa lite. after stupid sharman networks killed kazaa lite, k-lite rose from its ashes. klite, also known as klite or etilk is cool like myg0t because he pwns ur nub -sses over the internet, in games such as counter-strike and on internet forums, you may be next! omg, that klite f-ggot haxed […]

• Prostitutely

  a word used to agree in a situation that involves someone who looks or acts like a prost-tute. man 1: hey, look at what sarah’s wearing. man 2: she looks like she wants it in the -ss. man 1: prost-tutely.

• Cumcubine

  a male who has become the property of another man who has just inseminated his -sshole my c-mcubine is a good bottom sl-t.

• Urban Planet

  canadian chain store based in montreal, as all canadian clothing stores, are and situated all over canada (and in the us now too). a more expensive, higher-quality version of st-tches, which is a store that sells utterly cr-p hip-hop/skater clothing. basically, urban planet has 4 brand labels: urban planet, sirens, seduction, and whisper. they sell […]

• thieken

  a state of being that requires a great deal of concentration and self discipline. usually practiced by those wishing to start a family and settle down. don’t disturb him, he’s trying to go into a state of thieken so he can be ready when his baby is born. the last name of of the man […]

• straightard

  the word gay people use to call a straight person a r-t-rd. the opposite of gaytard ola: hey gaytard emory: hey straightard

• johnny calazo

  kinda g-y kinda weird unaccepted ironworker whos only ambition is to be the best hide and go seek player of all time, hard headed fire watch master who achieved this skill by doing absolutley nothing. the kind of guy your nice too because you feel bad because odds are he doesnt shower or brush his […]

• Baked Cookies

  the act of getting high and watching p-rn on the internet for a long period of time. dude, chad and i baked cookies last night on my girlfriends computer, it was chill.

• phence

  the action of moving a mouse to the left three inches i just phenced hardcore bro

• PartyFlops

  a party site for german-speaking people. you can go there and tell the whole world what funny sh-t has happened to you during parties. and no one will ever know that this happend to you. in the style of failblog and fml but specific for partying. dude 1: tells a lot of funny stories about […]

• sequoyah high school

  a school fillled with a sh-t load of preps , fake -ss “saints” . & alot of thotties & racist -ss teachers.. food is discusting , school is discusting . filled with rats & c-ckroaches … 75 % of students are rednecks & the other 5 % are beaners.. sequoyah high school is sh-t. dont […]

• 611

  1) misinterpretation of 411. 2) phone repair line. completely useless number to call because if your phone is broken you shouldn’t be able to call any number and if you could you’d have no reason to call. george: so what’s the 611 on that? brenda: that’s phone repair, d’you mean 411? george: -___-

• iefkr?!

  internet slang meaning, “i even f-cking know, right?” updated version of “ikr”. student 1 mr. murphy is is sucha f-ckin -rs-hole! student 2 iefkr?! fuuucckkk saaaake.

• Frotfest

  ‘the act of rubbing ones genitals on inanimate objects to induce -j-c-l-t–n and/or acheive pleasureable sensations.’ so basically the same as frotage but non stop and lots & lots of it ;d he stopped the frotfest half way through and went off to julie, i was so close!

• klooby

  nonsense adjective; just a fun word to say! this is totally klooby! are you feeling klooby? klooby!!!

• thick pencil

  a fat girl who has no curves but is still to big to wrap your arms around “hey man did you see sam at the party last night?” “yeah dude she’s a total thick pencil” “haha ew”

• bayyon

  a name for both a girl or a boy and they can be nice and kind to you if they like you. they are crazy and fun to be around with. they are pretty kind and joyful. they like to do crazy thinks and have fun bayyon would do a crazy thing to have fun.

• mac os x

  bsd unix with an eye-candy interface, partly developed by apple, inc. the internals of the os (i.e. the gnu mach kernel, the x-windows system, the sh-lls, the command-line binaries and scripts, etc.) were developed in part by the opensource community, whereas apple, inc. developed the high-level apis and the gui (both are proprietary). mac os […]

• baconize

  (v.) to add bacon to anything, such as a snickers, therefore making it delicious. sure, this is good pie, but lets baconize it! 2 more definitions (verb) any of many industrial methods for infusing a substance with bacon i baconized the mayonnaise for a rich, smoky flavor. the act of owning someone or something using […]

• Twagg

  a fusion of tw-tt and slag daisy you twagg all you do is put on your make up and do your eyebrows so you can look good. “wow daisy looks good tonight” “yeah she looks good but deep down she’s just a twagg” “can you take me to the park?” “i’m doing my make up […]

• high end flirting

  getting expensive gifts delivered to the office…not flowers, actual gifts. fancy. “a silk tie and cole haan wallet were delivered today… he’s totally high end flirting with you.”

• beem

  the sound one makes while surprising someone with a quick, friendly pinch of the nipple. may also be used as a verb to refer to the act of pinching someone’s nipple. areas and places on which someone may be pinched in an amusing manner, such as nipples are referred to as “beemables.” also spelled “beam.” […]

• rectal pupil optomy

  the only known treatment for condition known as cranial rect-tis which involves removing the head from the r-ct-m to cure the sh-tty outlook caused by this malady. sara told bob if he doesn’t clear up his sh-ty att-tude she will request that bob’s doctor perform a rectal pupil optomy on him. get a mug for […]

• abroma

  1.odor of a man obtained through cl-ssic male activities such as playing sports and manual labor. 2.intoxicating and attractive man-smell comprised of (but not limited to) bodily functions, sweat, alcohol, and spicy food. after a night of bar hopping and eating white castle, his abroma was intense. girl 1: “who is that cute guy at […]

• Eating a Sandwich

  the how i met your mother euphimism for smoking weed, used to censor the act so that ted can safely tell his kids. but why he’ll skirt the pot issue with them but have no problem describing his threesome is beyond me. “so there we were, eating a sandwich. the biggest sandwich we had ever […]

• Bath sponge

  any of various common sponges, of the family spongiidae, that have a skeletal network composed of fibers of spongin: collected in the gulf of mexico, the mediterranean, and the caribbean for their commercial value. historical examples then i begin again, but i stop at six in the second series and cross myself upon the breast […]

• shtism

  all it means is so hard that i sh-t myself can be used in words you want to make longer. lol—> lolshtism rofl–> roflshtism ect. also used for no apparant reason if you want to have fun guy 1: heyy guy 2: shtism guy 1: wtf..?