Random

• Jizz Tits

  a lovely pair of b–bs that bird has a right pair of j-zz t-ts

• little bad boy

  p-n-s hey there, where’s your little bad boy. i want to see him and give him a kiss

• untached

  a pollock hillbilly term for dis-ssembly “hey nicolas, if you fixed this oil leak, where did this oil on the floor come from”? it musta got there when we untached it

• recovery room

  bedroom, icu -place to ‘sleep it off’ wheres’ dave dude? hes’ in the recovery room

• Sassbian

  the equivalent to the “s-ssy gay friend” the s-ssbian is a s-ssy lesbian. she tends to speak in short, snarky sentences. she doesn’t fit into the other standard lesbian categories, such as the sporty lesbian, the butch lesbian, the lipstick lesbian, etc. “s-ssy can’t be diminished to a sentence. it’s a way of being,” said […]

• depicate

  v. intend to type one word and then actually type another i googled “man depicate bus manitoba” to try to find out about that story of the crazy guy on the greyhound, and i only got one hit.

• Gwuark

  onomatopoeic: the work ‘gwuark’ refers to the sound of someone choking on their own saliva, whilst providing oral s-x to a male. context 1: “listen to the sound of that girl gwuarking when my p-n-s penatrates her speech box.” context 2: “my girlfriend came over last night and gwuarked the sh-t outta my c-ck and […]

• Kbot

  noun. a fantastic person who can’t tell the difference between a hip of beef and a turkey. “man i love kbot. she is so hot and smart and uninformed about meat!” a whiner. posts alot. everybody hates him. i’m cool! i wish!! waaaaaaahhhhh

• Peenerbean

  (n)-a large green growth on the p-n-s cavity. doctor, will you please cut off this two-foot long peenerbean?

• hayden hass

  hayden h-ss is a d-ck eatin f-ckboy with to much d-ck in his -ss to cope with reality. he loves p-ssy but can’t seem to get it. f-ck you hayden eat my -ss you coocckkkk succkkkeerrr he is a hayden h-ss etc. hayden h-ss is tw-t waffle and a (b-tter-face c-nt dragon)all rights reserved to […]

• Fwhaly

  a fat whale, which has loads of hair and is horrendously ugly. it’s in fact the ugliest creature in the milky way. the fwhaly usually works as a butcher, baker or in the super market. most fwhalies carry the name sarah. if i ever see a fwhaly, i swear i’ll barf enough puke to form […]

• turkish snowball

  when a person takes a sh-t, forms it into a ball, puts it into the freezer for several hours so it freezes, and then their partner eats it. susie loves turkish snowb-lls. she loves eating karl’s frozen sh-t.

• Matteney

  matteney is the name people use to describe matthew perry and courteney c-x. they acted together in friends, where they played a married couple, monica and chandler or as some say, mondler. matteney have many fans across the world, predominantly teenagers and young adults who fangirl constantly at the prospect of the two being together […]

• Endipher

  to go f-ck hey.. go endipher yourself

• caimu

  a brothel from an amerindian/indigenous language in south america carol sold herself to the caimu (carol now works at a brothel)

• mamawtch

  an overweight, scrubby person with little interest in maintaining personal hygiene or acceptable public dress. “i saw that mamawtch at the bus stop and she had ice cream stains on her sweatpants.” “that guy that has been in the bathroom for 30 minutes is such a mamawtch, so i keep tossing cups of water under […]

• sedonya

  the crazy but s-xual b-tch who pretty much cool with everyone i’m cool with yall and all y’all boys should know i’m s-xual im sedonya. cool b-tch but freaky who cool with almost everyone in sedonya b-tch

• cheeky finish

  when you empty your b-llsack in an unexpected place inside someone. what the f-ck jack? you had to do a f-cking cheeky finish didn’t you?

• Palissy

  bernard [ber-nar] /bɛrˈnar/ (show ipa), c1510–89, french potter, enameler, and author. historical examples in this strait palissy began to give way: he faltered, and at length made a compromise with his anxious helpmate. palissy the huguenot potter c. l. brightwell for many successive months and years palissy pursued his experiments. self-help samuel smiles a survey […]

• Phantom Action

  a part of a dream that is so ordinary and realistic that you believe it to have actually happened. phantom actions entail incredibly simple circ-mstances such as putting your keys in a different place, or telling someone who looks like barbara walters that he or she looks like barbara walters. “i could have sworn that […]

• Nudger

  to have an erection. derived from the increased prominence of the p-n-s when it is erect and ability to poke a women’s leg if they are in close proximity. often used in yorkshire, england. i was dancing with jane and got a nudger. just thinking about my new 42″ tv gives me a such a […]

• think of you fondly

  in all likelihood the weakest phrase connoting affection in the english language…right up there with “all the same to me if you were never born” husband: “i miss you honey” wife: “oh yeah, i think of you fondly”

• Schoochy!

  1)a schoochy is actually an amazing boyfriend who gets you coffee in the mornings and has a cute sense of humor! he also seems tough on the outside but on the inside hes a softy! 2) a lovable boyfriend girl #1: my boyfriend gave me a hug before cl-ss! girl #2: he is such a […]

• hypodeckia

  medicalese for the condition of being somewhat crazy, mad non compos mentis. it derives from the phrase: playing without a full deck. cf. this comment about nancy pelosi at iowntheworld: “final diagnosis: hypodeckia complicated by intra-auricular pheumanosis (medicalese for playing with less than a full deck complicated by air between the ears).”

• put her to bed

  giving her what she wants in the bedroom an then gettin what i want , now she’s in the room sleepin & i’m in the living room watching the game 🙌 aye bro ima holla at y’all later i’m about go (put her to bed )

• Matt Decker

  a commodore from star trek that went mad and lost his mind after he encountered a giant alien robot planet killer thing that ended up crippling his ship and killing his entire crew. finals week always makes me turn into matt decker. the test matt deckered me. that b-tch was crazier then matt decker. you […]

• TMTH

  tmth abbreviated for to much to handle, first used exclusively by h-m-s-xual males in southern california frequently, now frequently used by many people of many different “categories”. tmth can be used to describe something or someone negativity or positively. -mattie is listening to brittny’s new alb-m loudly while dancing s-xualy- daphne:”mattie you’re being a little […]

• pimpX

  crazy blazing juggalette scrub.. representing the hatch3t from the ghetto in hamtr0n tippeh tai on my capa town

• loseratosis

  instead of calling a smart, dweeby person a loser, call them a loseratosis. they will understand it because its smarter. melissa is a loseratosis for knowing the molecular formula for hydrochloric acid

• gmsfu

  text-speak for “got or get me so f-cked up.” feeling a certain way about a situation. tina gmsfu, she always looks terrible.

• Miori

  usually of half-j-panese descent who loves to eat octopus sushi. a very kind and generous person who enjoys watching clouds all day. also loves dolphins. miori you can’t buy that dolphin. it’s not for sale!!

• Hybrid Lesbian

  bald, fat, disfuigured woman. usually seen wearing men’s clothing. always seen with a hotter lesbian. the kind of lesbian we didn’t wish existed. “d-mn that f-cker is fat, but his chick is hot!” “dude that’s a hybrid lesbian”

• Clert

  a clert is defined as an ambiguous bodily function that can be performed by any human regardless of gender but probably only by those who have p-ssed p-b-rty. oops! i think i may have just clerted. forgive me.

• Crompo

  synonym of creepy just much, much cooler usually used when referring to a certain situation… person 1:”remember when that guy was stalking us?” person 2: “yea! that was way crompo!”

• Barren of

  not producing or incapable of producing offspring; sterile: a barren woman. unproductive; unfruitful: barren land. without capacity to interest or attract: a barren period in american architecture. mentally unproductive; dull; stupid. not producing results; fruitless: a barren effort. dest-tute; bereft; lacking (usually followed by of): barren of tender feelings. usually, barrens. level or slightly rolling […]

• AIDS-Free

  the state of having no aids. “jake has no aids do to the high consumption of aids-free burgers.”

• Swamp Master

  the ogrelord of all swamps, swamp -ss, and anything swampy. “is it true that shrek is the swamp master?” “it’s been contested, and it’s not ogre, til it’s ogre.”

• make stink pickles

  dropping the kids off at the pool, takin’ a dump, makin’ chalupas… essentially going for a poo dilbert: i been holdin’ it for hours now, i gotta go make stink pickles before i leave sh-t stains on my briefs

• Ribbing it Up

  ribbing it up: similar to ‘livin’ it up’ or ‘ripping/tearing it up’, but with a m-ssive amount of donk on it. ‘did you see tiger at the masters? he was ribbing it right up!’ ‘oldham should rib it up tonight, they’re only playing liverpool’ ‘omar and his shotgun were ribbing it up again on the […]

• Bulljack

  similar to bullsh-t but safe to say around the pg crowd. noun ∙ insulant or arrogant talk, or something worthless in nature. foolish language. verb ∙ (bulljacked, bulljacking) to speak or engage in idle conversation with little to no meaning. or an attempt to mislead or deceive interj ∙ exclamation of dissatisfaction did you see […]

• kweefer sutherland

  i reference to keefer sutherland being a v-g-n-l fart….see kweef she smells like kweefer sutherland

• Nuttastic

  to bust a nut so good every girl wants it. that dude is nuttastic in bed.

• higlety piglety

  a mess which take a very long time to sort out! all my work is higlety piglety

• spicy cracker

  somone who is of a mexican and white decent but is more white than mexican wow so that mean billy is a spicy cracker

• TFTBB

  thanks for the big b-lls the guy has desire & tftbb. the team respects him, responds to him. i gotta roll with that. weak arm or not.

• boswelled

  absolutely p-ssed. drunk did you see bazza last night? he was totally boswelled

• faiyam

  faiyam is a gorilla in the disguise of a human. he is a c-cky b-st-rd that thinks he’s the smartest. currently featured in the movie kong:skull island faiyam is such a b-tch. he gets so apesh-t,

• sqwatermelon

  1. the act of smashing the female genitals until said genitals excrete moist discharge. usually involving male p-n-s but has been know to use some of the following: bat, banana, hair dryer, etcetera.. phallic objects. 2. commonly mistaken for the only word that rimes with, “watermelon.” hey alex and sam, i was just saying how […]

• fappy fettuccine

  fappy fettuccine is the process of having fettuccine and using it jerk off your d-ck and then feed it to your partner the fappy fettuccine was so good i came back for seconds

• Christopher Faulisi

  usually, a tall blue eyed handsome young man. he loves to treat females with respect. he is one of those guys, who is in the background. he loves to make sure they’re happy. he has a great smile, loves to hang out cuddle and just watch movies. loves to make sure she is smiling at […]