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• checkerism

  the action of being checkered as stated by the great andre’e. it comes from the past tense of checkered. example one: there was some checkerism today man. example two: there was checkerism today so pretty much it was a checkered day!

• Lonetard

  a combination of a loner and a r-t-rd. (this word was created by aquaboy on the xbox.com forums) don’t stick your finger in that lightsocket you lonetard!

• Yobanized

  a word that originates from montgomery county, maryland, that is used to express sadness or displeasure another word for “screwed” “jeremy was yobanized because he got an e on his quiz. dumb-ss.” “nick was yobanized when his parents found out he was watching p-rn on the internet.” “dude, ashley yobanized me so hard in bed […]

• Zingerdoodle

  a zingerdoodle occurs when one; shotguns a beer, smokes a bowl and blows a vicodin. d-mn dude, i was f-cked up after i did that zingerdoodle.

• a small serpent

  someone who is not trustworthy, not very smart, and trash at everything they do. “i was playing r6 and a small serpent fused the hostage.” “i was trying to play xbox but that small serpent wouldn’t stop face timing me”

• Peruvian tunnel malt

  noun. when you -j-c-l-t- in the -n-s of a male or femal, and then remove the -j-c-l-t- by sucking through a straw “that f-cking chotch gave my girl friend a peruvian tunnel malt! oh man, it’s open season on his virgin -sshole!”

• Exposo

  a member of totse. he and his sister have wacky adventures chock full of incestious fun. also (supposedly) known as exploration of zodsp-ce. exposo walked in on his sister breastfeeding her kitten in the bathroom.

• byaaaah

  the crazy noise howard dean made during the campaign where he ruined the whole thing with his mouth…. dave chappelle made fun of him… we’re not just going to vermont….tom harkin….we’re going to new hampshire, down to cancun for spring break, pittsburg in philadelphia, montreal, vancouver, and then we’re gonna go back to washington to […]

• moogstand

  usually during a musical performance when the moogist, more commonly a keyboardist, will do a handstand on his/her moog/keyboard. made popular by jesse johnson of motion city soundtrack -at a mcs concert- kid 1: dude!!! did you just see that guy do a handstand on his keyboard!!! kid 2: yeah dud that was a moogstand! […]

• Dziyana

  the most beautiful person ever! she has amazing qualities. but is very modest about all of them. she has beautiful eyes and is a beautiful person in general. she’s only friends with people who she can trust. she is extremely loyal, and usually has some sort of hidden talent she’s such a dziyana! i wish […]

• Prust

  a very nice person that is very likeable your mom sure is a prust someone who is clever, and quick, yet lacks real sincerity. can be quirky, witty, and at times even sarcastic. peggy: my cat just died fred! fred: really? well frankly i don’t give a d-mn! peggy: you’re so insensitive fred! you (insert […]

• Begging bowl

  noun a bowl carried by a beggar, esp a franciscan or other friar or a buddhist monk, to receive food or alms contemporary examples brad gooch’s favorite reads brad gooch april 6, 2009 u.s. ally qatar shelters jihadi moneymen jamie dettmer december 9, 2014 historical examples autobiography of a yogi paramhansa yogananda travels in the […]

• dijion

  a guy who sits next to me in infotech.

• dirty muskee

  a dirty muskee is when you take a good solid dump, reteive the t-rd and use it to pleasure your woman. also known as a sh-t-d-ld-. man last night after dinner i drop a duece and gave my lady a dirty muskee!

• gramp out

  the act of a young male falling asleep or getting tired at a very early time, or any such action that would be considered “grampish”, or that of an old person’s routine. used as ridicule between male friends. are you gonna gramp out already? it’s only 8pm.

• Bffcuz

  being best friends with your cousin’s best friend. started with youtube star davedays’ best friend iamchrisc and davedays’ cousin jagglybaggly. family member: who is that with cousin dave over there? me: he’s my bffcuz, chris!

• jasiaya

  a fine popular girl who has the worst att-tude ever and is mean and only care about only people she wants to care about and is disrespectful and don’t care if she get and trouble and want to fight people who get on her nerves your a jasiaya

• mashed pootatoes

  mashed poo-ta-toes the act of sh-tting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one’s toes to destroy the evidence. jill enters the shower and says: “why does it smell like sh-t in here?!” jack: “sorry, i couldn’t hold it. i had to do the mashed pootatoes.”

• Drink on

  to start drinking or a cup filled with booze. “get over here so we can get our drink on” or “put down my drink on and get your own” when you’ve had a couple of drinks and get in the mindset to throw as many drinks down your neck as humanly possible, then inevitably do […]

• Bahry

  kid who is abnormally good at anything he does; naturally athletic and is known to be a champion at sports, especially soccer; bad at video games such as call of duty kid 1: yo, that kid just beat ginger in a race, no way and he’s younger. kid 2: he’s such a bahry.

• single with benefits

  not in a committed relationship but still getting action she’s single… yeah, but she ain’t lonely! she’s single with benefits!

• Jorghetto

  someone who is named jordan, or jorge. anything in between and who is ghetto to a certain extent. “you know dat` kid jordie?” “yeah he go by jorghetto.”

• lick the tarts

  big fart p–p eats tarts! when a fat guy eats tarts and farts and you lick the fart cloud. my fat friend loves to lick the tarts t-rds

• Clickbait-and-switch

  an exciting headline on a boring article. “do homeless people want a job? the answer may shock you!” the answer was,”yes.” total clickbait-and-switch.

• Cumtoon

  c-mtoon a spittoon-like canteen you keep on the side of your bed so you can bust a big load of c-m in a girls mouth so she can just lean over after your done and spit it out my girlfriend hates c-m in her mouth or even on her body and refuses to swallow my […]

• thug matrimony

  1. when a n-gg- is married to the streets 2. first a n-gg- falls in thug love with a ho, then they have a pimped out wedding. thats called thug matrimony, and then they live happily ever after in a thug mansion b-tch! i dont need a ho. thug matrimony dog! i’m married to da […]

• Lovette

  a beautiful girl that is often mistaken for being quiet but is definitely not. all the girls bite their cheaks because they know shes the one all the boys want. -meaning: one who is beautiful, inside and out. 1.) he’s dating lovette 2.) where does lovette get her clothes!?

• jaint

  a word that encomp-sses everything. in it’s origin, jaint was used to define a noun, specifically a place (ie – yo what be crackin up in this jaint?), but has widened it’s scope to now include any word in the dictionary. it has become broader than the word f-ck, in that not only is it […]

• Gero

  german name sometimes pr-nounced as “gay-ho.” gero is carefree, funny, laid back, and great to be around. his physical attractiveness is only upstaged by his quick wit, personality, and frequent jokes. synonyms for gero: keeper, s-xy, wonderful, silly german gero, you will be called staff 1 🙂 the opposite of a pedophile. a young chick […]

• pizzaboi

  a f-cking tw-t who’s life is focused on pizza, they do nothing else except think of pizza, they call themselves something related to pizza in every thing they have an option for a custom name, usually young children could be nicknamed a pizzaboi,all of these should be killed on sight, these people l-st and -j-c-l-t- […]

• addadictome

  a man with no p-n-s or small one has surgery to get a d-ck. a girl that will put any c-ck in her. richard went to have a addadictome today. buffy gets a addadictome every hour. 2 more definitions n 1. a surgical procedure when a woman gets a s-x change hey, i think i […]

• sausage nips

  refers to nipples which resemble the size, shape and color of sausage. “look at the sausage nips on her!” a set of nipples characterized by their resemblance to breakfast sausage links. as kathleen taught the cl-ss, the cool draft blew through causing her sausage nips to poke out of her faux silk blouse. a white […]

• Arapahoe High School

  a recognized school of excellence by the us board of education. it has a higher gpa than littleton high and heritage. home of the arapahoe warriors. to be frank, it’s probably a better school all around. arapahoe high school is way better than heritage. i hear that heritage is built like a prison

• seraphim solace

  also known as helena, a webmistress from the early 2000’s. made famous for her striptease / topless dance to ok go’s “get over it”. “seraphim solace is an amazing stripper! shake it, baby!”

• Birthday Handy

  when it’s your birthday and you give yourself a handjob. frank: it’s my birthday. i have some time to spare. i’ll give myself a birthday handy!

• bumacation

  b-m vacation. when you don´t have any money and you still wanna go to a vacation. i was so broke that i went for a b-macation.

• explojob

  when a girl sucks your d-ck so hard the pressure explodes your d-ck. did you hear about tom? he’s in the hospital because karen gave him an explojob!

• Jaws Dump

  when you cr-p so much, that “you need a bigger bowl”. “oh man, i had way to much of that fiber cereal. i feel a “jaws dump” coming on.” “just don’t expect me to come in and look at it; and make sure you’ve got the d-mn plunger this time!”

• godzilla laugh

  godzilla laughing is when someone laughs so hard that they cough and laugh at the same time similarly to godzilla when he roars. chris ” ohh look liam just godzilla laughed agian ,what a d-ck”

• Herbert

  the star trek reference to kirk being called a herbert could not have been the point when star trek ‘jumped the shark’ as the term was not coined until 1977 when the fonz actually jumped a shark! you are a herbert! its origin of the name comes from britain and can be defined as to […]

• Eyebrow Swag

  swag you automatically attain after getting your eyebrows done. after plucking my eyebrows for 45 minutes i will have eyebrow swag. sh-t hurts though, then it gets numb.

• Benedikta

  a girl or a woman of nordic descent. even if it’s not a common name it’s known that usually benedikta is intelligent and pretty. benediktas also tend to be very stylish but wear a lot of black. beware of strange sense of humour and ruthlessness when it comes to their occupation. wow, that lawyer woman […]

• agbayani

  etymology: agba(south east asian for bald) + yani(south east asian for hair fall) 1. (verb) the act of having deliberate bad hair days 1. our proctor is probably under a lot of stress that’s why he is agbayani-ing.

• Tratch

  v. (action) 1) to train and to catch pokemon; the combined action of leveling up and teaching new moves to pokemon and catching new ones in preparation for a poke battle. etymology: from the combined words “train” and “catch” this word was originally used to describe the actions of high school students who played pokemon […]

• hw

  short for homework, which is annoying but will prevent you from working behind the counter at your local mcdonald’s or wal-mart when done. i do my hw every day. it’s annoying, but there’s a thing called acceptance, dammit. abbreviation of ‘homework’. or ‘nuisance’. i can’t get a’s without doing my hw. i might be a […]

• Knee-pussy

  the spot on the back of your leg where the knee bends. when bent, it stands as an acceptable subst-tute for an actual v-g-n-. i didn’t get laid tonight, so when i got home i f-cked my p-ssed-out roommate’s knee-p-ssy.

• vagsassin

  noun: ‘vajsasin’ anyone who performs v-g-n-l intercourse so vigorously that afterwards the woman is incapable of having v-g-n-l intercourse anytime in the near future. verb form is vags-ssinate. “dude, i heard that he hit that so hard that she couldn’t even think about s-x for a week. he’s a total vags-ssin.” “i vags-ssinated my girlfriend […]

• penin

  a large member aka schwonz. or member of the peen peen tribe matt has a non-existing penin terry is the leader of the southeast penin tribe a p-n-s. branin has no penin. he has a smooth, hairless lump.

• guest relations officer

  a girl working in a club or bar in the philippines to keep male customers company. the “guest relations officer” or gro always gets the men to buy her inflated priced “ladies drinks” that she gets a monetary kickback from. nearly all gros are prost-tutes who can be “bar fined” and taken from the bar […]

• ningzhi-wu

  when someone becomes fully autistic in a discord chat. “wow, that guy pulled a full ningzhi-wu”