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• ambroise

  a man who’s the best. a perfect lover and a really good boy i saw ambroise at climbing.

• paploosh

  the sound a good poo makes when it hits the water. my shank made a really nice paploosh this morning.

• bonched

  a colorful expression which literally means “b-lls on chin”. derived from the action of the t-st-cl-s slapping the chin of a person performing “rough” f-ll-t– on a male or livestock. sara was bonched by franco while giving him a bl-wj-b. bl-wj-b

• Web 2.5

  the time period between mid-2007 and late 2009 when web2.0 tatics, platforms and ideals were waning, but web 3.0 had not yet matured or went mainstream. both pandora and muxtape were shut down in aug. ’08 by the government. a sad casualty of web 2.5. the point of contemporary online usage between web 2.0 and […]

• finching off

  spending a lot of time answering emails or message board posts in a long winded and repet-tive manner, often at the expense of useful activity. similar to jacking off, but less pleasurable. we missed half a day of work because my ride was up til 3 am last night finching off on the computer in […]

• Hot as Undaboob

  used to describe the temperature that causes sweat to form and drip down from underneath a woman’s br–sts. typically -ssociated with high temperatures and women with large bosoms. i can’t believe the ac broke in the gym on the hottest day of the year – it’s hot as undab–b in here!

• gasheye

  gasheye is the well tuned art of quickly distinguishing quality v-g-n- from that of lesser quality. similar to a ‘spot the difference’ puzzle, it can take several years of intense training in precise longeye gash identification (plgi) to become a master in these arts. drew: “your girlfriend’s a sl-t” bob: “dude. that’s not cool” brendan: […]

• flaborigenes

  a person of native origin to australia who happens to be rather obese, often because of eating non-native foods. i was on a walkabout when the natives started chasing me, lucky for me they were flaborigenes and i was able to out run them.

• pulling an adrian

  pulling an adrian is stating something during a conversation that has no context. person 1: does anyone want to eat out today? pulling an adrian: if we see water but not air, do fish see air but not see water? person 1: dude wtf… you’re pulling an adrian

• bills’d

  to revert to a cesspool of suck after setting hopeful expectations. self sabotage. to suck at something you shouldn’t (and hard too!). “mark got off to a great start on his finals but then bills’d and failed out of community college” buy the domain for your cat blog

• Breakout Lax

  a chill lax team that on ethe u 13 champion ship dc maryland (blue division.) the team is really good and gets alot of girls. the team goes from u9 to u18. they also party hard. the girls team i hear also gets some made bait. girl 1: hey you lax guy: ya on breakout […]

• Like A Hawk

  to describe a charicteristic of something or someone by comparing it to a hawk even when the subject you’re describing has no similarity to a hawk. “did you see the killers show last night?” “yeah, their b-ssist plays like a hawk” to describe a characteristic of something by relating it to a hawk, even when […]

• bloodwart

  a mean word nabeel calls you even when you ask him to stop “hey bloodwart!” “ugh! nabeel! hey! stop calling me that”

• full mag disorder

  the addiction of needing a full clip of bullets when playing a shooter game. ryan: omfg i shot that guy but i ran out of bullets! ronny: well if you suffered from full mag disorder maybe you wouldn’t have ran out of bullets and actually killed a guy this time.

• dakota king

  is a cool motherf-cker that has a 9 inch d-ck and is a bad-ss moterf-cker. he can get any girl he wants and is incredably s-xy. he is an all around beast. that kid is a dakota king, he is so hot.

• Smash Trash

  the outcome when white trash and black trash have babies together. my unemployed, high school dropout cousin again knocked up his fat white trash baby momma with another smash trash.

• fauxpaigning

  aka armchair activism, aka p-ssive-aggressive picketing, aka keyboard marching, aka ironic insurgency. fauxpaigning is standing on a soapbox when you can’t be f-cked finding a soapbox, lifting your feet to stand on a metaphorical box you don’t have, raising your voice, or dealing with crowds. especially when your macbook is like, right there. fauxpaigning is […]

• Contact Boner

  when a girl touches a guys p-n-s, and it immediately becomes a b-n-r. he got a contact b-n-r just from my arm brushing up against him.

• Miley-Mouth

  when a girl has gums (pertaining to the teeth) that are too large for her face to the point where they resemble a great white sharks gums. aka miley cyrus. bro1:hey man what does miley cyrus have in-common with the shark from jaws… bro2: i dunno.. i never thought about it.. bro1: bro, miley-mouth. bro2: […]

• i didn’t get any letters about it

  doing something possibly controversial and not having anyone complain about it. jake: “so i kicked a puppy today” rob: “how could you do that? did anyone see?” jake” nah, i didn’t get any letters about it.”

• ryan flett

  he always wants to shank people the murder them. he always dances like he just smoked beer man that kid is such a ryan flett

• 3 dollar bill

  something that is very queer;involving gayness dude that teacher givin us that homework is as gay as a 3 dollar bill! something obviously false, something fake (from the fact that there are no three dollar bills) this jewel is a 3 dollar bill.

• Dirty Mouth Wash

  as you’re sticking your d-ck in a girl, you pull out right before you c-m and squirt a bottle of listerine up her c-nt and then c-m on her teeth, just because. “so i was going down on this girl, and she had a really smelly p-ssy, so i had to give her a dirty […]

• sticky mum

  a woman who hasn’t let motherhood interfere with her love of partying hard. often seen in parks or cafes at the weekend, wearing sungl-sses, swearing profusely and letting her children run wild. we went to the pub for a quiet sunday roast, but it was packed full of sticky mums and their bl–dy feral kids.

• Long Distance Shooting

  the cyber-s-xual act of a male finishing off on his webcam while his partner watches via skype. because he couldn’t give dolly a facial, lloyd got her on skype and did some long distance shooting.

• Mikhayla

  a beautiful lady, who has a gorgous smile and gorgous personallity and eyes … always willing to help a friend, kind hearted and a person who you can always trust no matter what. such amazing strength, will and power.also with alot of spirit within the heart and soul. mikhayla- simple but amazing gorgous girl.

• red ten

  the highest amount of ‘seriousness’ a person shows from a numbering system ranging from green one to red ten. often used when playing a death match on halo or call of duty and someone takes the game extremely seriously. john: i’m winning, you are all pitiful dave: it’s only because you are spraying and your […]

• Glory Piss

  a show of s-xual gratification supplied by either male or female genitalia, may be of a tangy nature, inc white thick consitancy.. “tell ya tracey, that bad boy duane threw his glory p-ss all up in my face & hair..”

• arrogant sons of bitches

  an excellent ska/punk band from long island. lead vocalist is jeff rosenstock. i’m going to see the arrogant sons of b-tches tomorrow.

• wando high

  the only school in mount pleasant which includes – thots, wanna be thugs, girl who try to act innocent but have had every d-ck in their mouth including teachers. everyone either does hard -ss drugs or pulls one gb and is “f-cked”. stds at this school p-ss around faster than rumors. – yeah bro i […]

• shark on whiskey

  mighty risky. from a sp-ce ghost episode called “old kentucky shark.” the quotation is: “a shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer.” “ooh, 45 in a 20? that’s pretty shark on whiskey.”

• Smuggling Parrots

  a reference to peoples attempts smuggling going wrong when a parrot start waking up and talking. this talking being misinterpreted as coming from the person who is probably wasted. what is said is confused and short. mate walking into room. “where are we? what time is it? what’s my name?!” everyone else, “he is smuggling […]

• porch punch

  porch punch: a fermented malt beverage that jigaboos drink while sitting on their sofas on the front porch watching traffic instead of working. “look at that lazy fat n-gg-r drinking his porch punch”.

• Lithuanian Hangman

  a ancient lithuanian pumnishment where they take the convicted h-m-s-xuals and string them up by their -ss hair on the highest tree in the village. then they strip them naked and in full view of the villagers everone laugh and chuck rotten fruit and vegatables at them until they die. the last man to get […]

• South Dakota Avenue

  the main shopping street in washington d.c. it is home to some of the most exclusive stores in the world and attracts only the most sophisticated consumers. person #1 – “hey, i could really go for some mcdonald’s.” person #2 – “you uncouth savage, why should we eat at mcdonald’s when the dakota fish market […]

• Super College

  super college is the sh-t. it’s where the super awesome people go to school. deep throat university? f-ck that. f-ck u? no. super college, b-tch! location unknown to n00bs. if you’re f-cking awesome enough to get in, they’ll find you! f-ck that. super college!

• Brooster

  a person with rooster-like attributes. also a word used to describe a girl with no motivation to complete even the simplist of tasks. look at that girl. what’s wrong with her? she’s such a brooster!

• Nandezed

  a person that falls asleep in public places. geese that guy is nandezed. how do you fall asleep while sitting a plastic chair at mcdonald’s?

• Phenomkickassical

  adj; unprecedented awesomeness. selectively used to describe something that exceeds any standard notion of cool. an otherworldly astonishment. morrissey’s recent live recordings of old smiths songs are smashing, really. but, a true smiths reunion would be phenomkick-ssical. adj; unprecedented awesomeness. selectively used to describe something that exceeds any standard notion of “cool”. an otherworldly astonishment. […]

• kwall

  to punch someone in the stomach hard enough o make them bed over and fall down. i kwalled jon so hard he hit the floor gasping for breath a tall lurpy ugly kid who has a large snaggle tooth and goes for days without showering and touches himself using his natural oils has lubricant. guy […]

• Glass boat

  a s-xual act – one partner lies on their back and covers their face with saran wrap. then the other person defecates onto their mouth (with the saran wrap acting as a “gl-ss” barrier for the t-rd “boat”. i couldn’t gl-ss boat last night. my stool was runny.

• kekekeke

  the laugh of a korean, norwegian, or possibly even a swede on irc. ja va sklaar poplaar w00t kekekekekeke kind of like a giggle, but goes very fast and high pitched. very irritating sometimes. generally used by girls. “oh my god, don’t you think that guy is so cute?!” “kekekekekekeke!”

• re enter paris

  to finish the job you started. when donny realized he wouldn’t see paris for a while he felt bad for pulling out. it was then he decided to re enter paris and finish the job.

• urusa

  a person who is so amazing that you will not understand has the best family and is so beautiful that when a boy see’s her the boy falls in love with her. boy: is that urusa? other boy: yeahhh.{love face}

• centisexual

  a person that has all one hundered genders. that centis-xual loves all.

• Math Mode

  a metaly unstable state of mind induced by prolonged exposure to math. can result in attacks, loud outburst, and even singing evey thing you say. its a serious condition, be carefull with math. while studing for math exams you start singing the quadratic formula.. start screaming profanities. math mode

• shoshannah

  shoshannah is a hebrew/jewish name. it means beautiful rose, and is very special. shoshannah is a kind, loving, thoughtful, intelligent person. whomever has this name is good at dancing, swimming, and basketball! hey shoshannah! how are you?

• Susmita

  sweet understanding sushiest mischievious intelligent too cute adorable i’ve met 2 susmita’s..both have these qualities a saint. see also ‘pwnsome.’ that guy’s a real susmita. this is me contribution to the biggest dork in the world… 😉 sweet but at the same time very bossy!!!! a well known cheap wh-r-. often seen in smaller cities. […]

• mudslide yodeler

  when performing s-x, one of the partners proceeds to spread the others -ss cheeks, spreads apart the sphincter, puts his or her mouth on the opening, and yells as loudly as possible into the orifice. i got excited pulled her -ss wide open and screamed, thus i yodeled her mudslide.

• answers-addicted-asshole

  someone who is addicted to spending their whole life on yahoo answers. they have no life – making it weird as they think they can improve other peoples… mary is a real answers-addicted–sshole 1 more definition someone who is addicted to spending their whole life on yahoo answers. they have no life – making it […]