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- yibbage
a filler word for something that is very unappreciated. another word for “garbage” or “b.s.” pr-nounced: yibb-idge; yib-ihj. “he said he could jump 100 feet high!” response: “that’s a bunch of yibbage, no man can do that!”
- Fishtits
old saggy flat man t-ts ohh man did you see that guy’s fish t-ts they were awesome!!!!!! girls who does not have br–sts girls boyfriend – why do you call her fisht-ts? legend – fish dont have t-ts subst-tute for the word sh-t when frustrated or shocked 1) holly fish t-ts!!! 2) aw fhish t-ts. […]
- Drive-Thru Piracy
the act of byp-ssing another vehicle ordering food and taking their order. best done under the cover of night fall. skipping the innocent and then buying their food earns you the rank of buccaneer. take the food after they pay and you’re now a captain. that car took my order in an act of blatant […]
- foondart
a person that sucks farts out of dead animals -ssholes did you see that. soulvoid is such a foondart. one who breaks wind while bathing and then eats the bubbles leroy is the only admitted foondart in our whole school.
- Sodding Mary
a c-cktail similar to a bl–dy mary, but a little ruder. first mentioned by stephen fry in the last episode in season four of the british comedy show “a bit of fry and laurie”. (with “ruder” they are of course not meaning literally, since this would be very horrible. i mean, a drink that starts […]
- Tovel
the act of typing a text message that exceeds an amount perceived to be normal thus becoming a text-novel..aka, a tovel. sonia is a tovel master with her super elongated messages. it makes my phone buzz more than a vibrator.
- Le guillotine de la porte
the fear that one may lose a body part due to any kind of door that is perceived to be closing too quickly. the phrase is said to have originated from 18th century survivors of the french revolution who p-ssed their remaining days in a kind of post traumatic stress disorder and obsessing about sharp […]
- Sweet kickin’
a word you can substatute in a sentence for any describing words like : -cool -sweet -awsome -great -amazing -wow marie : ‘want to go to my party tonight ?’ laura: ‘well sure, what time ?’ marie: ‘around 9.’ laura: ‘sweet kickin’! i’ll be there !’
- glove department
more formally named the glove “compartment” or glove “box”, the storage facility located on the p-ssenger side of a vehicle. renamed due to the fact that this storage unit usually contains a plethora of useful and usless items…along with a random ketchup packet. “man, you know you can’t leave condoms in the glove department…it gets […]
- Darth Vader Pussy
p-ssy sought (and in many cases not received) by a man wearing a death vader costume. after dressing up like darth vader to visit sick children at the hospital, pat went on the prowl still in his costume to a 70s karaoke bar to sing cr-ppy kiss songs and look for darth vader p-ssy.
- Geebroken
when your advances have been spurned by a potential suitor who you could have possibly taken home with you for some gee action all night long. it’s how you are feeling when even persistence has not secured you with any possibility of some gee loving. also can be sung with the song ‘heartbroken’ by t4 […]
- Zach Smithing
the act of putting in more time and effort in to not doing work when it would have just been easier to actually do the work. maybe if i spend more time zach smithing, i too can get an obama phone.
- Dan Lyons As Fuck
some one who looks oddly like a polar bear or someone who wears bright colors all the time. 1. “yo that kid in the cl-ss next door is dan lyons as f-ck ’bout to feed him a salmon.” 2. i was gonna wear my green and orange track jacket but i didnt wanna be that […]
- What it fondue
1) different version of “what it do”. what it fondue my b-tches?
- accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.)
what happens in the depth of the night when you accidentally find yourself curled around someone. my buddy crawled into bed with me and i woke up in an accidental spooning situation (a.s.s.).
- Joleon Lescott
a football player for manchester city and the england pro-team “did you see that guy on t.v yesterday with that freakishly large forehead?” “oh you mean joleon lescott?”
- Gave the dog cat food
an expression used when some one f-cks up, really badly. “did you hear about ethan crashing his car?” “yeah, he really gave the dog cat food.” 0 0
- buttersmooch
b-ttersmooch – a person, esp. at work, wants to pick on people, but wants to kiss bosses’ b-tts, and it becomes painfully obvious to everyone. that daria turned out to be a real b-ttersmooch.
- surfing with a spoon
using heroin…. i don’t see him around much anymore?. nah dude the heroin is his master now. he’s surfing with a spoon.
- tan-tracker
a male h-m-s-xual, particularly one into -n-l s-x. that dude over there is definitely a tan-tracker.
- cocktangle
group s-x in which the many/most of the partic-p-nts are male, to the point that it’s difficult or impossible to find a position without two or more c-cks touching. dave: how was that orgy the other night? bill: not that great, 5 dudes and only 2 chicks — a regular c-cktangle. 1 more definition when […]
- Sure Dave
the ultimate put-down. dave: greetings. everyone: sure dave…
- dumbline
how the colorguard refers to the drumline. sometimes i hate the dumbline! shut the f-ck up dumbline!
- big black brandon
the guy you don’t want to see when you open the church doors. i opened the church doors and big black brandon was waiting right behind them.
- A caetano de abreu f e moniz
[maw-neesh] /mɔˈniʃ/ noun antonio caetano de abreu freire egas [ahn-taw-nyoo kah-uh-tah-noo duh uh-bre-oo fruh-ee-ruh ee-guh sh] /ɑ̃ˈtɔ nyʊ ˌkɑ əˈtɑ nʊ də əˈbrɛ ʊ frəˈi rə ˈi gəʃ/ (show ipa), 1874–1955, portuguese neurosurgeon: n-bel prize 1949. moniz mo·niz (mō-nēz’, mô-nēsh’), antonio caetano de abreu freire egas. 1874-1955. portuguese neurosurgeon. he shared a 1949 n-bel prize […]
- Couldjym
could. you. imagine. “omfg! what if maky and wazza had s-x on computer kid’s bed whilst leah was midnight squeezing!” “couldjym.”
- strawberrytop
s-xy milf wow what a strawberrytop
- Saucy Nuggets
halo 3 -ssault rifle dude you just got pwnd by my saucy nuggets. 1: boneless chicken wings 2: a nut sack dipped in santorum. see also: santorum 1: dude, i could totally go for some boneless wings! 2: you mean saucy nuggets. “so, frank and i got intense last night. let’s just say, saucy nuggets […]
- auto-hoe
a term used by youtuber , afrosenju meaning as a character in a video game does s-xual things with another female/male for no apparent reason. “hey did u see that girl earlier she was auto-hoeing me today.
- Chicharito Hernandez
a goal scorer who played with one of the best teams in mexico, chivas. because he had fatherly power (his dad and granddaddy played) he was really good and owned vs france and scored vs argentina’s gay golie, sergio romero. he will play with the english giants manchester united. he will become greater than hugo […]
- pimp’nest
the one who is the best with the ladies. he has them all around him and he doesn’t need to do anything but be his pimpin self jason is the pimp’nest of the stegs
- Tremain
a name given to intellectuals of the highest caliber. they are often misunderstood individuals. it is common for tremain’s to have many haters, they however, only fuel the resolve to be great. individuals with this name are or will become great leaders in the world. tremain is not to be confused with jermaine or tremaine […]
- taco berries
a taco berry is defined as; toilet paper that gets stuck in a chics p-b-s from wiping her really hairy v-g-n-, the normal color when ripe is yellow or p–p brown, can be edible depending how hungry you are; 2)or wiping her really hairy -ss, in this instance they would be brown in color and […]
- Dirty Purdy
think of it as a dirty sanchez mixed with doing a line of c-ke at the same time. she just got the dirty purdy and she loves it. think of it as a dirty sanchez mixed with doing a line of c-ke at the same time. she just got the dirty purdy and she loves […]
- Sturtevantness
something too honest for words to express or too insane to be expressed by words. often used in reference to the late poet guy sturtevant. finnegans wake by james joyce is full of sturtevantness. that sh-t your mom said about my b-lls was nothing but sturtevantness. i’m sick of all the sturtevantness falling out people’s […]
- Adversaries
a person, group, or force that opposes or attacks; opponent; enemy; foe. a person, group, etc., that is an opponent in a contest; contestant. the adversary, the devil; satan. of or relating to an adversary. involving adversaries, as plaintiff and defendant in a legal proceeding: an adversary trial. contemporary examples the north koreans are usually […]
- history day
the most worst day in the history of the world (you)omg its the worst day ever! (friend) must be history day.
- Special brown rice
when you f-ck a chick in the -ss and her dingle berries get stuck to your b-lls and looks like brown rice. when i pulled out form being b-lls deep in melanie’s -ss i had a serious case of special brown rice!
- chillimoney
this word can be used as anything. 1. i have too many chillimonies. 2. she drank so much chilliomoney last night! 3. screw off, chillimoney. 4. he’s fatter than a chillimoney. 5. go break your chillimoney. 6. she’s such a cute chillimoney. 7. i have chillimoney on my face. etc.
- Rootch
pennsylvania dutch word meaning to be restless in one spot, be fidgety or squirm. quit rootching around in your chair, it’s disturbing the cl-ss.
- fmlitatb
f-ck my life in the -ss twice backwards i hate it satan fmlitatb
- neo welfare
a living situation in the online game neopets where you are unable to verify your account to begin earning money for your pet and are forced to live on the 5000 neopoints given to you, omlettes from the giant omlette, and soup from the soup kitchen. john: have you bought anything new for your neopet? […]
- Injury magnet
when you have an injury on your body and everything seems to be drawn to it like a magnet to make it hurt more. “this cut on my foot is an effin injury magnet!”
- alice in wonderland reject
an alice in wonderland reject is a girl who dresses queerly on purpose. sometimes wears tutus and tend to go out with hot guys. usually art students. becky: hey look at that guy vicky: ye he’s got a girlfriend becky: ye shes a total alice in wonderland reject. 1. alice in wonderland rejects are strong/ […]
- Schnev Ice
the schnev ice occurs when the partic-p-nt is convinced to do a dunkaroo and places their upper body in a sink (or another vessel) filled with icy fluid. upon removing their upper torso from the frigid basin, the partic-p-nt expects to receive a beer to chug. instead, said partic-p-nt is greeted with an intense bukkake […]
- Neelkumar
1. one that is worshiped, idealized, or followed 2. genius \\abbreviated as “neel” \\also known as “el neelio magnifico” man, i wanna be like neel
- Intellectual Fetish
1) a person who uses big words adequately in relation to what is being said, i.e., proper context. 2)immediate arousal by the sonorousness of complex language. wow, elise’s grammar and advanced methodical form of speech is intriguing to me, i totally have an intellectual fetish on her.
- Fuckom
one day, this girl kept misspelling f-ckin to f-ckom. the dictionary in her phone finally changed f-ckin to f-ckom, so it caught on, and now we all say “f-ckom” instead of “f-ckin”. this f-ckom dog wont gtfo.
- Oregon dam
bonneville dam ( aka dry-back-crossing for mexicans going into washington ) mexican’s walk over oregon dam at nite no get wet! we are no wet backs we don’t got show green cards in yak-a-mah washington.
- Mr. Diggs
to become an obnoxious flatulent a-hole when drunk, who works up the courage to tell the ladies how much he diggs them. do you digg me, cuz i digg you…..mr. diggs.