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• The Heavy Back Pocket

  a descriptive term used to describe a an individual who may have deficated on one’s self with their pants on hence the back pocket; the term heavy describes the fecal matter. after a sh-t reminiscent aroma swept through the library one of the students shouted out “whose got the heavy back pocket?”

• fragged

  verb form of frag, which was derived from the vientam war era wounding caused by fragmentation weaponry (bullets, grenades, and mortar sh-lls included), and is used to denote a kill of an enemy in fps(first person shooter)games. i fragged 21 guys in that one round. you got fragged! resurrecting this great word that originated during […]

• ricer turn-off

  a variation of the ricer flyby whereby a driver of a vehicle attempts to initiate a race by cutting off the target at a high rate of speed but before the driver of the other vehicle can respond or realizes what just happened while they were minding their own business, the ricer proceeds to turn […]

• cardy

  cardy…a cardigan. essential northern clobber “it`s a bit nippy outside, our terry. you`d better pop yer cardy on if yer goin` out” 1 more definition a cardy is a piece thin piece of cardboard rolled onto a cylinder, and used a filter in marijuana cigarettes. its purpose is to prevent on inhaling ash and plant […]

• get outta my trash

  my neighbors nickname for me. gerald: hey! get outta my trash! me: w-ssup gerald! gerald: no! get. out. of . my. trash! me: how you doing! gerald: *throws brick* my neighbors nickname for me. gerald: hey! get outta my trash! me: w-ssup gerald! gerald: no! get. out. of . my. trash! me: how you doing! […]

• Baffalaff

  when a baffed person gets laughed at xd. my your such a baffalaff.

• Teengo

  marketing term to describe the impact of a viral message in a user group, when the message is quickly spread between 5 or more contacts in a social network. our video in mysp-ce went from 3.000 users to 15.450 in 48 hours, teengo!

• Aged Vanilla

  just some vanilla with some c-m in it. thomas: yo you try this new coffee c.r.e.a.m.er? chris: no, what is it? thomas: i call it aged vanilla, it’s just some vanilla with some c-m in it! chris: what are you f-cking gay?

• for Jesus

  a large or m-ssive quant-ty of something (see “for days,” but on an infinitely more epic scale). originally coined by vivica a. fox on rupaul’s drag race (s8 e7) when referring to contestant naomi small’s padding. vivica a. fox: “now. that runway? she was padded for jesus! gorgeous!”

• Elise & Gerard

  the couple that never give up and will try to make there friendship better when they are not dating. they always have a different relationship one day they can b dating then the next week they wont b. elise & gerard are so cute together. i wish my boyfriend and i could be like them

• throw the rope at em

  your telling someone unstable and your telling them why no one likes them and how ugly they are your words are so mean they mite kill them self oh sh-t pete i was about throw the rope at em,but i stopped myself i’m not tryna be in no letter ?

• lungnut

  when one or both of a person’s lungs become coated in c-m. your sister coughed up a lungnut this morning after deep throating my -j-c-l-t-ng c-ck. the lumpiest part of sputum after coughing. steve has pneumonia and just coughed up a lungnut.

• aks

  what r-t-rds say when they don’t know how to pr-nounce the word ask. “yo dogg… i gotta aks you a question.” 15 more definitions add your own a mispr-nunciation of the word “ask.” commonly used by african-american’s. black guy: yo g homie! get ova herr! i gotta aks you a question! aks is a common […]

• conalingus

  oral s-x, usually stimlulation of the female genitals with mouth or tongue normally from a third person. he gave me a little conalingus

• pussy spaghetti

  it’s spaghetti and meatb-lls inside a p00sssiiiii. served with “mayonnaise”

• Enamel Bucket

  ‘enamel bucket’ is a term used to describe the condition that a womans v-g-n- gets into after it has been f-cked too many times. enamel buckets are common amongst prossers and villiage bicylcles. enamel buckets are unpleasant to f-ck because little contact can usually be established between the c-ck and the bucket. ‘jesus.. she had […]

• bitchslapping

  from the verb “to b-tchslap”. does what it says on the tin, really “dorothy was getting me down; this dame was a real wise -ss, she needed a good b-tchslapping”

• rylee zobac

  a cool chick from iowa “man, have you heard of this rylee zobac chick?” “yeah! i heard she’s chill af!”

• kickacoonalong

  a town in the kimberly in the north of western australia also in far north queensland we were driving up north and p-ssed through kickac–nalong

• euthymia

  noun 1. a non-depressed, reasonably positive mood. it is represented by a sort of contentness in feeling neutral. 2. a condition in which a person feels more “at home” under the influence of psychadelics than they do sober; a person with this form of euthymia does not hallucinate as most people do while under the […]

• carrot gland

  the carrot gland that creates diced carrot on demand for inclusion in vomit. after a big night on the p-ss, my buddy threw his guts up all over the footpath. the volume of carrot indicated that his carrot gland was in good working order.

• burnam

  a huge scrub. he is such a burnam.

• Fireteam Whiskey Dick Bravo

  a group of friends who drink themselves to death several days a week and p-ss out after a large consumption. additionally they eat a sh-t load of taco bell and yell fireteam whiskey d-ck bravo at random p-sserbys, especially if that p-sserby happens to be dressed up like superman, just to laugh at the reaction. […]

• boomsies

  a word used to “zing” someone when something bad happens top them. friend 1: oh no, cruel fate i have been deceived friend 2: boomsies

• fag wagon

  a vehicle originally intended for 16 year old high schoool girls but found a following within the male h-m-s-xual community. these vehicles are often convertibles (so everyone can see how fabulous the driver and p-ssengers are) and are subjected to various forms of customization, including but not limited to decals and very large spoilers. examples […]

• Friendship Graveyard

  the state of being “friends” with a woman that you are physically attracted to. the place where men go while waiting for a woman friend to accept them as a partner, lover, boyfriend or husband. i am in love with your sister, but she does not know it. she told me she would rather be […]

• Yahcourse

  a conjunction of the words ‘yeah’ and ‘course’. used when the two words are supposed to follow each other in quick succession in a sentence, and end up blending in with one another. person 1: hey, you going to paul’s birthday party? person 2: yahcourse!

• Steady backshots

  s-xual intercourse delivered to a female in a similar way as doggystyle your mum is very attractive, i would love to give her some steady backshots

• hammerspace

  1. the place where hammers live. often an unseen, extradimensioal sp-ce just big enough to store one large wooden mallet, used to hit perverts over the head. from anime. 2. any such hidden location where an object, usually violent in nature, comes from unexpectedly 1. “did you see akane? kuno was getting gropy and then […]

• gg izi

  a misspelled ” gg easy ” . used in ironic ways. post chat after a hard game 1: gg izi noobs

• Re(k)nob-(the k is silent) and/or renob

  a danish translation from the root word ‘ren-bhobgoblin’. 1) when a door is unable to be opened due to mechanical failure (broken door kn-b), you have to re(k)n-b the door. 2) a physical anomoly that happens when a male reproductive organ deflates or becomes flacid, very rapidly. usually from fright, fear, unwanted touching from another […]

• Jagerbug

  a vw beetle based race car built by the fl4tlanders vw club of lincoln, england. bright orange and soon to be running some kick -ss times, watch this sp-ce…. wow, look at that jagerbug go!

• rocky mountain fisting

  fisting ya main hoe while wearin a large amount of rings. d-mn b-tch, we was rocky mountain fisting all night long.

• Jumping Us and Down

  when you jump up with 2 or more people grab onto their shoulders and sit down in mid-air and land sitting. me and kamel were jumping us and down and now our b-tts hurt.

• glaikit

  scottish word meaning: stupid, foolish, not very bright, thoughtless, vacant “awa’ yi glaikit bastirt!” (you are joking, you stupid b-st-rd!”

• tourqued

  p-ssed off to a higher level he was tourqued when his car was stolen

• Abrabitch

  a fat ogre who loves to sit in his room and jack off his brother while playing shoot games bob:hey want to go to this party chris: naw i dont feel like it bob: man stop being an abrab-tch

• Getting a Cosby

  a women being drugged at an event, party or hotel room, without her knowledge or consent. leanne ended up getting a cosby at the rave, thank goodness, we took her home.

• Nightline

  a stupid tv show on abc nightline sucks real bad

• dutch rub

  to rub your knuckles across the top of someones head whilst holding their head under your other arm action not a phrase the act of drying someone else’s hair so vigorously that it causes scalp pain. most often performed by parents on their unsuspecting kids. “get back in the house with that wet hair, you’re […]

• McFragglin

  a name given to people who commit serious pumpkin violations. “way to go, mcfragglin, you left the pumpkin outside and it got all nasty.

• ciaran day

  the slaggiest guy you will ever meet. hes a sleazy tw-t who enjoys winding people up and being a pirck. eurghhhhh have you ever met ciaran day

• schlong john

  if, while eating a long john, the filling shoots out the end, the long john becomes a schl-ng john. can also be used for particularly long and skinny and/or phallic long johns. whoa! watch where you point that schl-ng john.

• A okay

  [ey-oh-key] /ˈeɪ oʊˈkeɪ/ adjective, adverb informal. ok; perfect: an a-ok rocket launching. also, a-o.k. a-okay. a-ok adjective (informal, mainly us) in perfect working order; excellent word origin c20: from a(ll systems) ok a-ok 1961, said to be an abbreviation of all (systems) ok; popularized in the jargon of u.s. astronauts. see ok. adjective proceeding or […]

• Shmudi

  very low quality weed, lame situations “man, this is some shmudi i don’t feel high at all. did you get it from hudi?”, “your dog ran away? that is shmudi.” “dirt, garbage,schwag”

• wooden face

  expressionless she has a wooden face

• Bama Bangs

  a popular hair style among males in the southeast united states. it is characterized by long, thick bangs that completely cover the forehead. it is thought by many to have originated in the state of alabama. john boy done got his bama bangs stuck in the threshing machine. a popular hairstyle among young men in […]

• cerriahna

  one who constantly speaks their mind and feelings without caring about who is around to hear it there goes cerriahna doing the impossible again

• smokane

  smokane is actually slang for spokane, wa. this term is use by people in coeur d’alene, id because in idaho pot isn’t legal like washington. and the drive is about 45 minutes. hey y’all who wants to ride with to smokane? have you tried this new stuff from smokane?

• cr0wn

  one shotting a witch with a shotgun in left 4 dead. hey, i cr0wned a witch yesterday and got the cr0wnd achievement!