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• suleimy

  puerto rican name for a girl,shes usually short,thick,freaky,funny and hard to find .her smile and eyes will make you fall in love she usually has a big booty and is good at throwing it back .very easy to talk to very sensitive and the best at kissing d-mn,just walked by a suleimy and her smile […]

• Blueted

  verb, adjective, noun. originally created after smoking 3 different strains of pot all with the word blue in the t-tle. i got really blueted. pr-nounced blooted. now you can use the word in any way you want. tonight at the party we’re gonna get blueted! i got sand in my bluet.

• foggy windshield

  this occurs when a guy blows his load on a girl who wears gl-sses’ face, and her gl-sses become difficult to see through as a result. her gl-sses gave her 20/20 vision, until i gave her a foggy windshield.

• vagarnia

  the women’s restroom or any domain that is off limits to males. reference to the magical world of narnia from the popular cs lewis series “the chronicles of narnia”. the men’s room was full so i braved the mystical world of vagarnia. 1 more definition the mystical realm of vagarnia resides within hazel’s dense, bushy […]

• Mexican brick weed penguin head

  this little sh-t right here 🐧 sh-t, here comes mexican brick weed penguin head again, that bodyless f-cker always stinks like mexican brick weed.

• Bumskin

  a b-mskin is a really dirty dumb low life person who doesn’t care about anything other than having s-x , drinking , and smoking. student 1: dude did you hear about kim and brad ? student 2: no , what ? student 1: they were caught in the school bathroom smoking weed and having s-x […]

• The Spammer’s Takeout

  thespammerstakeout.tk the spammer’s takeout, a group that has dedicated their lives to combating spammers and crackers. they offer free security on forums, and train hackers to work for them(free of course). the main goal of the spammer’s takeout, is to show the world that hackers are the good guys and the crackers are the bad […]

• John Tomas

  slang for p-n-s. for further confirmation of this definition view austin powers ii the spy who sh-gged me during the rocket scene. would you look at the jon thomas on that guy!! he is hung like a horse…wait, he is a horse.

• kaze shrug

  whenever one shrugs so deeply as to place their head between their shoulders, and lower arms up , with the hands pointing outward yet the fingers are curled, and eyes are rolled upward, a smile on one’s face. rofl. ::kaze shrug::

• rusty scupper

  the act of of putting a fish up your -ss for s-xual gratification. my friend an emt told me about this guy they found with a frozen salmon up his -ss. they had to take him to the hospital to get it removed. they call that move the rusty scupper! a s-x act where a […]

• ∞

  ∞ = infinite, infinitely or a kpop group called ‘infinite’ (인피니트) girl: how much do u like me? send me hearts

• Coffeeer

  of or being more like coffee than just regular coffee. this includes adding large amounts of sugar, cream, and other additives. as opposed to a regular hot cup of freshly brewed coffee, a coffee that is coffeeer has large amounts of cream, sugar, and other additives. this can be achieved by adding at least 4 […]

• Shqueef

  when a girl queefs so hard she sh-ts herself “that girl is so gross! she shqueefed all over me last night!”

• cannibus club

  membership to purchase medicinal marijuana. bay area represent im getin herb over at the cannibus club

• Achieve

  to bring to a successful end; carry through; accomplish: the police crackdown on speeders achieved its purpose. to get or attain by effort; gain; obtain: to achieve victory. to bring about an intended result; accomplish some purpose or effect. contemporary examples it means going the extra mile needed to achieve internal logical consistency. the ajc’s […]

• Butt Browsing

  accidentally browsing the web on a cell phone while in the a persons pocket or another container my b-tt browsing cost me $10 in phone charges this month.

• cunundrom

  a person place or thing that is in a safe situation surrounded by cats and dogs that have tea parties every hump day(friday if you dont know). every time you enter a cunundrom, you are instantly considered a god among pigs and swine gee, i sure am a cunundrom!

• colyn

  a raging h-m-s-xual that drives a mustang and wears coach shoes dilbert loves to colyn other men

• shkwerk!

  dope or awesome (warning) do not use this word in library what you just did was shkwerk!

• Louising

  finding an excuse not to come. i am louising out

• autocorrector

  a person who constantly interrupts you to correct your grammar, to inform you that something you said was wrong or to add detail to something that you are saying. even if the correction is accurate or improves what your story, it’s frustrating as heck. correction, correct, autocorrect, interrupt, annoying, iphone, smartphone, talk-over, talkover, last word […]

• saoirse

  this is the gaelic word for “freedom”. it’s pr-nounced seer-sha. this word is often used as a name and a term with political overtones, especially by those who believe that northern ireland should be part of ireland, and not the u.k. it has growing popularity as a girl’s name, usually indicating strong irish pride. a […]

• Cooked off my Rocker

  when you are very very very high off of any stimulant, and/or depressant, and/or hallucinogen. “yo john how’s that alaskan thunderf-ck?” “dude, i’m cooked off my rocker”

• Dark Angels Misstress

  the darkest, meanest, creepiest, most hateful man you could imagine…. find him, she is at his side. “darkangelsmisstress is not online to cyber, stay away!!!”

• broranch

  an environment in which men are comfortable doing men things robert was chilling in his broranch watching football with friends

• he’s all dick

  if a guy is very light and skinny but still has a hot girlfriend a: wow did you see jimmy, he lost more wheight b: jeah he’s all d-ck now

• megalash

  a night of drinking, and drinking alone. going on the lash is okay for friday nights or sat-rday nights. but the megalash is for a night to end all nights. where you pound down full bottles of vodka, where your pres start with shots and beer bongs, and you end up in a gutter by […]

• wankytoss

  when everything goes wrong, it’s w-nkytoss the bus is late, that is w-nkytoss

• kinda layin’ down

  a physical state of relaxation when you are laying down and don’t want to be bothered or get up for anyone or for any reason. phone rings john: h-llo? rick: hey john, my car broke down not too far from your house. can you come pick me up? i’m stranded at a gas station and […]

• white water jizz

  the action of a girl pressing her b–bs tightly together, while a guy explosively c-ms on the crack, creating a rapid flow of c-m, often looking like white water rapids. last night i white water j-zzed on ma hoe, she loved it.

• beaver weasel

  it’s a farting game. the object of the game is after one commits the deed, all others in the surrounding area have but mere nanoseconds to touch wood with one hand, whilst placing the thumb of the free hand atop the head, wiggling their fingers and screaming “beaver weasel”…the last person to do so, is […]

• rexxz

  n. – a moderator at metal archives who is quite knowledgeable about metal. he is also part of a death metal outfit, cosmic atrophy. a metalhead: holy sh-t, rexxz knows every metal band on the planet; i want his babies!

• dirty soul

  dirty soul:cocain mixed with partim salt and less baking soda and cinnamon flavor ”on da coach i got da uzi an on my fidit gots a capitol yellow p/ounces of dirty soul in my hoody”

• Becky for Becky?

  a girl sucking a male’s p-n-s for her to be aten out in return. or the other way around. hey, becky for becky?

• frog punch

  an extremely powerful offensive maneuver only used by the hardest of core. a special punch delivered by extending the second knuckle of the middle finger outward to a point, while clenching the fist. aim for the throat for devastating results the likes of which your opponent, punk–ssed b-tch that he/she is, shall never forget. don’t […]

• lanihc

  s-xiest jawn smart queen i love lanihc

• Fly Hands

  rubbing your hands together as a fly does. this action is used to emphasize a mischievous action/thoughts. “dude, john put up his fly hands as soon as he saw all the s-xy ladies in the club”

• flanguage

  no doubt the coolest way to talk, putting an f in front of choice words during conversation dont pr-nounce it as “fah”… let it flow continuously “dont be such a ftard!” (original use of flanguage) “i’m so sick of eating fbananas.” “i like singing about fscat!” the common practice of adding an ‘f’ in front […]

• Get your dick Straight

  sort of like “get your sh-t together.” means you need to fix something or get better at doing something. only complete thugs/ballers can use this without sounding gay. guy a: “d-mn dude, i can’t figure out how to get our internet to work.” guy b: “well you need to get your d-ck straight.” guy x: […]

• wacksonjackson

  a jack-hole who can’t control his emotions or liquor. has little man syndrome and needs a hobby. don’t grow up to be a wacksonjackson!

• Stank in the Tank

  when your are at a party, sh-t in the back of the toilet tank, so it always smells like someone just took a sh-t.(usually isn’t found for a couple days) i was at this party and the persons toilet was clogged and i had to sh-t bad, it was either i sh-t in the toilet […]

• goonti

  an old tired b-tch of a man who really needs to go to bed because it is far too deep into the am… goodnight! “dude, it’s 6 in the morning… i’ve turned into a f-cking goonti over here, i’m going to f-cking bed and so should you!”

• scapegrope

  a scapegrope is a move that women use to get out of anything. when ever you are talking to your woman about some horrendous or stupid sh-t she did no matter how bad it may be all she has to do to do is grope your p-n-s and instantly you will be ready for s-x […]

• whore-baiting

  a person that uses their s-xuality to get ahead in business or life, then complains when a s-xual advance is made towards them. you hear brian got fired? no. what happened? he was great at his job! he asked the new girl to go for drinks. just another victim of wh-r–baiting.

• reverse monster bomb

  the opposite of a monster bomb. made by dropping a shot of monster energy drink into 4oz of chilled, preferably high quality, vodka. best taken quickly and sparingly. thats funny, i don’t remember taking any reverse monster bombs last night…

• Nigelitis

  an ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to partic-p-te in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering. when contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly […]

• Blobstacle

  when a fat person gets in your way. sorry, i was late there was a blobstacle on the bus.

• yalakahenaridge

  what you get when you mix pot and eccy in a chronic “yalakahenaridge my little amigo friend!”

• Cottonelle Caper

  the loose piece of toilet paper that often floats up out of the bottom or throat of the toilet. this is usually cause by too many things being swallowed by the toilet monster at one time. looks kind of like a ghost. the toilet monster was full after my serious two flush mega casper-the-friendly-compost, infinite-firehose, […]

• ur ancestors incestors

  your whole life is lie and everything you know and love will disintegrate into nothingness . but, you keep going some how ty: ur mum g-y zach: ur ancestors incestors ty: *life is now over*