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• epaminondas

  a big greek guy who likes his share of meats. someone who appreciates a large range of foods and flavors. most likely puts tzatziki on everything. “see that chubby guy eating the burrito? i bet you his name is epaminondas!” get a mug for your daughter jovana.

• nyangage

  n. small objects (such as an orange, juice carton, bits of rubbish) that have been thrown while nyang was being yelled, or that are in mid-air after being thrown while nyang was yelled. person a: the nyangage today is really bad. persons b and c: -while throwing nyangage- ….nyang!!!! person a: -gets buried in nyangage-

• Cedella

  dreamy, lovely, demure, a perfect looking girl, the total package. someone with long locks of brown hair, haunting dark eyes, great bone structure, thin, mean spirited, cl-ssy, s-xual, the perfect first name and person. the ‘it’ girl, stylish, the person everyone envies. she is the definition of the perfect girl. you’ll want to be her […]

• Retarded Hordes

  any large, like minded group of people who make quick, knee jerk reactions based on sheltered and moronic views and are especially vocal in voicing their outrage. this can be political, religious, automotive or sports views in nature, or any other movement. 4chan’s /b/ is a particularly active breeding ground for a r-t-rded hordes. “did […]

• Steptember

  occurs in the month of september, when individuals cut lines(steps) into their hair. the steps can travel any direction over the head, and the number is only limited by the amount of hair spouting from your cranium. this month is a good lead up to movember. generally the more steps and crazier the design, the […]

• chopsticky

  when you use a pair of chopsticks so much that it is like they are stuck to your hands. this word may be used to describe someone who is very chopstick proficient. “omg jess, you are so chopsticky”

• Mexicans Over The Border

  a card game the rules: 1. the black cards are mexicans. each card is worth a specific number of points. 2-10=self explanatory. k, q, j= 10 pts. a= drug packets. 2. red cards are border patrol. they subtract from your score. same story applies for points. 3.each player is dealt a hand of 5 cards. […]

• Dirty Mike Wilson

  smearing sh-t out of your own -ss on your face and then going b-lls deep in the nearest gay man while screaming: i love huge black c-ck with pearly white c-m im giving larry a dirty mike wilson while thinking about shaquil oneal

• Pata Raiz

  a term, mostly used by mexicans, meaning to be barefoot beaner 1: why does your feet have so many cuts? beaner 2: because i was running in the ally pata raiz yeasterday and i stepped on sone gl-ss

• 60 pounder

  a canadian term for a 66 oz bottle of liquor. lindy: what we doin tonite, hoes? morgan: yo, we should go down to the liquor store and pick up a 60 pounder of rye. brittany: what da fuq is a 60 pounder!? morgan and lindy: a 66 oz bottle, you stunned gapper b-tch.

• badasswipe

  sounds like a cool term of endearment (“bad-ss”) to begin with until you get to “wipe”. actually equivalent to calling someone a skid-mark/klinker/klingon but with more flair. technically a “bad -ss(-rs-) wipe” is a description of failing to effectively cleanse one’s -n-s after a bowel evacuation. it leaves the suffering individual with a faint whiff(smell) […]

• Tribal Roots

  when african-americans gather in groups of 2 or more, and act differently than they normally would act alone. this is usually accompanied by, but not limited to: name calling, lashing out at individuals one normally does not, change of dialect, increased vocal tone, and more aggressive att-tude(s). why does roxie act like a b-tch to […]

• dino douche

  a term coined by jonathan jokerst that is used to describe a person being a douche in a colossal and stupendous manner and moving them from just douche, to “dino douche”. “i can’t believe how douchey ricky was being last night! what a dino douche! “you are the biggest douche i know, in fact, you […]

• devorsed

  when you get divorced for being illiterate him:im devorsed before im even married lol her: divorced mate

• five monkeys

  the way things are done: start with 5 monkeys locked in a cage. hang a banana from the roof on a string and place a set of stairs under it. before long the monkeys will go to the stairs and start to climb toward the banana. as soon as the first monkey touches the stairs, […]

• loose fish

  a man with a semi erect p-n-s in an orgy, however the host of the p-n-s can’t decide what person or hole of someone to go in, so instead the host of the semi erect p-n-s bangs all of the people at the orgy however is not satisfied because his p-n-s in only semi erect, […]

• svushi

  something sticky this thing is really svushi

• planet buttnut

  noun: similar but not directly pertaining to a feeling of having one’s mouth full of peanut b-tter in an everyday sort of manner. i feel like i’m on planet b-ttnut.

• ryden

  the linking of the two panic! at the disco members ryan ross and brendon urie. as some people seem to think that the two are an item. omg! ryden. i love when ryro and bden hold hands. the relationship between brendon urie and ryan ross of panic at the disco. they are both incredibly hot. […]

• maddei

  a real b-tch at first, but when you get to know her she is actually kinda nice “insert pun here” maddei: “arghhhhhhh” *precedes to b-tch slap a blonde girl with eyes that change with her moods, she is always up for a laugh and is friendly until you give her a reason not to be, […]

• you source

  means you’re cool and a sl-t. d-mn gina, you source!!!

• Ipshit

  this is a word used to describe a town in england called ipswich, mainly used (but not exclusively) by people who don’t live in the town but in neighbouring towns to describe that they think ipswich is a sh-t town. the term ipsh-t is also a favourite with football (soccer) supporters. argh man i’m not […]

• Stacey’s Mom Syndrome

  the curious tendency of male adolescents to be more attracted to a girl’s mom over the girl herself. it is completely understandable if there is a consensus among peers supporting that the mom is indeed unmistakably hot. guy1: dude, did you see stacey yesterday? so hot. guy2: naww, man. check out her mom. guy1: h-ll […]

• ham and yam

  when something super dope just happened or is about to happen. similar to “shake and bake.” could also describe banging someone. brah: yo dog, i just got a new bench pr! brah’s brah: nice! i been makin’ some serious gains! brah: ham and yam!

• Hulk Stomp

  a children’s song about the incredible hulk dancing. can be used in comparison to other songs. “reach up, reach down, reach up and turn around, do the hulk stomp alright.” i love the hulk stomp/ that song was sooo not hulk stomp

• Smelly BBW Sanchez Refund

  it’s when a fat girl sh-ts in your soup at a resturant or any food place. bob: may i have 4 taco’s with a tomato basil soup. katrice: total is $6.99 sir 10 minutes later… bob: my f-cking food is cold, i want a refund. katrice: no problem sir (evil grin) she goes to the […]

• Lerbing

  to make an unneccessary s-xual outburst; whether that may be a sudden facial expression, body movement, short story or general s-xual feeling someone gives off “bro i think she’s lerbing you” “wow i feel extremely violated by that construction worker, i think he just lerbed at me” “hey man it’s sat-rday morning, wanna go lerb […]

• shroomish

  a relatively gay or stupid person. could also be used as an adjective. named after the pokemon character. person 1: “why does joe always wear those skinny jeans?” person 2: “i don’t know. it makes him look shroomish.” person 1: “what a shroomish.”

• Armoni

  armoni inhabitant of a fortress, the first-named of the two sons of saul and rizpah. he was delivered up to the gibeonites by david, and hanged by them (2 sam. 21:8, 9).

• Gut-Knackers

  gutnak-er(s) -noun australian:- (subjective) the part of your stomach that feels physical pleasure after a particularly satisfying meal. simon and – “gee that curry hit the spot…”: matt – “yeah, that stroked the ol’ gut-knackers…” ricky “oooh, yeah i reckon… it huuurts sooo goood”

• antideminess

  hatred (usually resulting from jealousy) for the awesomeness of demi lovato. shawn and helen will be punishing angela for her antideminess.

• Subway Stalactite

  n. a build up of organic material on the ceiling of an underground subway composed mostly of run off from broken or corroded sewer carrying pipes. it’s generally black, white, or brown in color with spotting of one or more of the other colors. it resembles a underwater volcanic plume of carbonic material hanging in […]

• Fayettechill

  1. the town of fayetteville in northwest arkansas, home of the arkansas razorbacks, the “real” university of arkansas, and one of the most chill yet best party towns in the area. 2. a company that makes cool clothing all themed around the ozark mountains and fayetteville. unfortunately it has now become common for frat-stars all […]

• dajea

  she is the most beautiful,smart,goofy,sweet,shy,litt,smexy,h-lla cute,girl i know.all the boys fall for her. and most girls are jealous of her. everyone loves even if they seem jealous of her, because deep down inside them they love her to death. most people thinks she perfect but she isn’t, she goes through her ups and downs too […]

• pedoperv

  a pedoperv is a child molester engaging in masturbation to child p-rnography! the fbi arrest 2 pedopervs today, and found 10000 files of child p-rn on their computers! serenity, too, because she’s actually a 44 year old woman with an obsession over ryan’s hair. serenity, stop being such a pedoperv!

• Soak Em’

  – to beat up -to beat so badly the blood runs in river soaking their clothes mike and his boys just beat the cr-p out of paul! let’s soak em’ for paul

• floriano

  floriano, probably a super smart italian dude with some sick humor. he is extremely handsome and gets a lot of ladies but always stays loyal. he is not a quitter and always gets the job done. everyone needs a floriano in their lives. “i wish i was as handsome as floriano” “floriano makes everyone laugh!” […]

• lalp

  lalp is the otomatapia for licking. i.e. the name of the sound for licking. i was going down on this girl, and i was like lalp when i licked her skin slit.

• sextravagant

  adjective; 1. a ridiculously s-xy person. 2. an absolutely amazing session of s-x. 3. an exceptionally complex setup made for the purposes of having s-x. 1. “that chick is so hot, she’s s-xtravagant.” 2. “last night was s-xtravagant, babe.” 3. “when i entered the room, i saw that he had lit candles, put on some […]

• Not Your Mother’s Beaver

  hair coloring is used to add body, control frizz, make hair more vibrant and interesting, even highlight other attributes; as well as cover up the signs of an aging beaver. creston used “not your mother’s beaver” to color her gray pubic hair; for a more youthful and eye catching beaver.

• british-liberation

  british-liberation is a group of ace people, who will work together to save britain. they all agree that there country is under threat by the m-ssive population of chavs. they are soon going to get up, and fight the chavs with everything in there power. british liberation can also be seen as the dream of […]

• chimps fingers

  a kind of t-rd, usually thin and dry with discernable knuckles. good t-rd mate? not really. chimps fingers, most of em. oversized woman’s nipples. she had nipples on her like chimps fingers.

• pewter spoon

  mentioned often in “aqueronte” a pewter spoon is a large overwhelming p-n-s. she fainted when she saw his pewter spoon

• love burst

  (noun) when you are so full of joy and love for someone your heart feels too big for your body. matt is so wonderful i’m having a love burst

• Moscow

  largest city in europe, with a population of over 10,000,000. former capital of the ussr, now capital of the russian federation. the city is built in a series of rings surrounding the kremlin, a m-ssive medieval fortress in the center of the city which contains several palaces, cathedrals, and government buildings. the subway system is […]

• Doing a Lynndie

  the act of pointing and laughing at an unaware victim while holding a cigarette half-c-cked in you mouth and being photographed. much like lynndie england. when we were in louisanna, i found a drunk guy, we got a camera and did a lynndie. a form of humiliation first popularized by lynndie england in abu ghraib. […]

• quagelly

  a woman who is pretentious old and c-nty. “she was a quagelly b-tch!”

• That kind of guy

  not this kind of guy or that kind of guy. it’s that kind of guy. justin mercado is that kind of guy.

• velouria

  the best song by the pixies. also the best song in general. also my favorite song. also who i am. velouria. my velouria. my velouria. even i’ll adore ya. my velouria. a song by the pixies

• Rusty Padula

  you have to have a bald head. you eat a woman’s -ss out. she then sh-ts on your bald head. after she sh-ts on your head you proceed to insert your skull into her v-g-n-. dude you better take your gl-sses off, you might get them lost doing a rusty padula. what are those brown […]