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• Randomspeak

  when you talk random words with no meaning at all, usually using ‘new’ words and expressions. john: hey, let’s do some randomspeak. larry: no waygate. john: lolwut. larry: whatever. john: cheeseburgerking! larry: what the duck!

• break-teeth words

  words that are almost impossible to pr-nounce. john found otorhinolaryngologist and açai to be break-teeth words; he attempted to say them right multiple times but he kept failing. buy the domain for your pet blog

• logan’s warning

  a blog run by a batsh-t insane unemployed middle aged welfare recipient who claims that there are secret muslim terrorists under every rock in his podunk town. the author is dead convinced that he is doing something vital for our national security. what’s hilarious is that he will end up dying alone in some nursing […]

• coca-nut

  a person who is a “nut” for cocaine. stay away from her, man…… i heard she’s a hardcore coca-nut!

• FOBinit

  fobinit means to do something incredibly difficult. going hard. giving it all u have dude did u just see that guy fobinit out there on the basketball court he is the man. when the football team scores a 100 ur kick return the entire team is defiantly fobinit. ron jeremy defiantly was fobinit in his […]

• allus

  just the way to pr-nounce “always” i will allus love you

• Cove Deli

  a place where a momma deegan may work and a place that a brother may leave a freezer open which leads to a bunch of free ice creams and a group of people that say darn farm. (first person) hey you wanna go to the cove deli? (second person) of course i think they have […]

• catumanunombie

  a cat that is mixed with a human that is a nun and a zombie.. the catumanunombie was chasing the man down the street.

• Cojones Rancheros

  wrapping one’s t-st-cl-s in a soft corn tortilla while adding a dash of hot sauce after which thrusting it in another’s mouth. my girlfriend had a taste for taco bell last night but it was closed so i got out the tortillas and hot sauce and she ate my cojones rancheros.

• kedamono

  character from popee the performer needs much care is a purple doggo and likes chicken please help him he dies in every episode please take care of him he is sad person 1-did you heard about kedamono? person 2-yes i did person 1-he died person 2-why are we named person 1 and person 2? why […]

• asdfghjk

  the way you feel when you type random letters. mood: asdfghjk

• Baleted

  i’m fairly sure this was homestar’s failed mimicry of strong bad deleting e-mail in the strong bad e-mail episode where he leaves and homestar comes into the room and cannot figure out the word “deleted”. 1 more definition add your own 1. strong bad’s version of deleted. your website.. baleted!

• Red Hot Pistol

  rock n roll band from portland, or. been together since 2005. rapidly climbing the music ranks in portland. members include: daren ford – vocals stephen wilson – drums jesse jones – b-ss jerrod hall – guitar jon rufner – guitar for examples www.mysp-ce.com/redhotpistol red hot pistol blew my f-cking mind tonight!!!

• Hit it on the back side

  to clean up the mess after a co-worker failed to do a task correctly. sandy has trouble counting past 10, so all the orders had to be hit it on the back side after she got done with them.

• Bathroom Dasher

  where a male friend said he need to use the toilet, but you find him using your bathroom to drop his kegs and slap his sausage silly desiding to change the colours of your bathroom walls a bit.. ps. normally denied by the victim dennis-“hey jonnny i need to use your bathroom, gaging for a […]

• Baby Dolphin

  what your p-n-s looks like from a standing position whilst urinating…so called because the foreskin overhangs the tip of the helmet by between half an inch and an inch and the natural curvature of the p-n-s resembles a dolphin. this is a less extreme version of ant-eater c-ck. “when peter was taking a p-ss he […]

• tru64

  compaq tru64 has the complexity of a skyscr-per and the instability of an imac. tru64 is basically the same sh-t as digital unix in a different wrapper. originaly designed by a person with an iq comperable to that of a brick. extremley unstable piece of sh-t unix operating system that runs on risc architecture. the […]

• Polyowned

  the act of a thread getting closed in a forum soon after its creation due to it’s subject restating a question/issue that has been discussed to death and back already, usually closed/locked by a person named polygon “wow this is only the 100th thread about the rifle bug, hope it gets polyowned soon” the act […]

• braheemi

  a gangster. a cool way to say brother, bra. often intended as a compliment. usually used around the bay area(in northern california) and in cleveland, ohio. what’s good braheemi. that’s my braheemi.

• Catch The Pig

  to chase a pig around to use its blood for lube during -n-l s-x. ray and gianna chased the greased up pig for 3 hours 6 minutes and 14 seconds until ray trapped it in a corner. ray slit the pigs throat and shoved his p-n-s in it, his p-n-s became lubed up and he […]

• Taser fun

  the joy that police feel when then taser someone. the police were having some taser fun down town.

• Falcon Claw

  the act of forming your hand in the shape of a falcon claw (your first three fingers), curving them, and hitting someone’s breast area. person a: hey man, what’s up? person b: not mu- ow man! what the h-ll! person a: sorry, i couldn’t resist the call of the falcon claw.

• Coin Edge

  something with a high degree of craftsmanship. something of value. man, that artwork is coin edge

• procrastabitch

  a person who is a bad influence on your ability to work. “hey latifa do you want to work with shaniqua later?” “oh h-ll no! she is such a procrastab-tch!”

• Raztamuffin

  jessica dodd the most amazafantastical girl ever. she is insanely beautiful and s-xy. definately someone to spend life with. who do you love? raztam-ffin or course.

• jizz licking

  licking white, salty cream from any man’s recently used p-n-s. me and my friends went j-zz licking last night! j-zz licking.

• warm titties

  like hot, but for girls to talk about guys who make them blush and get raunchy. “oh, johnny depp is warm t-tties!” “look at that hot guy… his -rs- is warm t-tties”

• At loose ends

  the last part or extremity, lengthwise, of anything that is longer than it is wide or broad: the end of a street; the end of a rope. a point, line, or limitation that indicates the full extent, degree, etc., of something; limit; bounds: kindness without end; to walk from end to end of a city. […]

• Mauraphil

  when a person uses boringness and extreme lack of personality to cover up their actual b-tch self. usually this person is pale, wears washed out colors, or copies the exact style of the person she is currently obsessed with. mauraphil? more like bore-a-phil!

• Whuuuut?

  like what, but a long whaaaat. with a u. disbelief. confusion. person 1: my nan just slapped a sheep and then p-ssed all over it! person 2: whuuuut? when a young, half-asleep, lad is asked a question, and he is still partially asleep, partially drunk, so he answers whuuut? natalie: so andrew, want to see […]

• ch-chea

  1. a more “baller” way to respond positively or agree with someone 2. the most thugged out player on halo 1 online for cpu. 1. “sam is such a tool.” “ch-chea he is” 2. “omg ch-chea keeps pwning us all.” “yeah he is the best.”

• nernie

  the act of punching another in the b–b. primarily done with in a gender. i.e. girls give other girls nernies and boys give other boys nernies. in the case that this rule is broken, such acts can be considered s-xual har-ssment. i had my hands in my pockets and therefore couldn’t defend myself against her […]

• lightweightedness

  a condition in which the person suffers a state of being whereby, due to birth, genetics attached to poor alcohol tolerance render the user sloshed after minimal (alcohol) intake. i blame my lightweightedness on my father’s genetic inheritance.

• Deucaon

  deucaon (pr-nounced du-con can be used in place of the words: -sshole, d-ck, c-nt, pr-ck, or b-tch. it is always capitalized. “shut the f-ck up deucaon!” is a widley used internet meme.

• asscne

  acne on a person’s b-ttox aka “-ss” look at that girl tanning naked… she has some serious “-sscne”… i wouldn’t touch her with ken’s d-ck and dan pushing!

• 93

  bad hood situated in the suburb of paris, france. actually, it’s the number of the state. this thug came out of 93. an area situated in the north of paris, aptly named banlieue nord, or north-projects… an agglomeration of cheap project-style housing notorious for it’s african population and crime rate. famous rap group ntm camr […]

• fold job

  a s-xual act by a woman to a man that uses excess skin to mimic the act of v-g-n-l intercourse. she’s kinda fat and doedn’t want to lose her virginity so she gives me fold jobs all the time. a made up s-xual act used to confuse them, them being the less experienced (but not […]

• eggcunt

  a term that well expresses a man with a limp d-ck. oh yeah, he was an eggc-nt again tonight.

• High Bastard

  someone who plays jokes on/f-cks with with people. wow, you are an evil high b-st-rd.

• -tastic

  combining form (jocular) denoting excellence in a specified area the fun-tastic theme park, their poptastic new single word origin c20: from (fan)tastic

• waluiging

  to bring a drunk girl home and instead of having s-xual intercourse, get her into bed, give her water and biscuits and let her get to sleep, like the hero waluigi would guy 1: oh that girls pretty plastered, you gonna have s-x? guy 2: nah, i’m waluiging dude guy 1: oh sh-t, like our […]

• snizzle dizzle

  means snoop dogg… snoop dogg did not invent the izzle thing (shizzle, nizzle, etc.) but he made it famous. check it out my nizzle! it’s the snizzle dizzle fo’shizzle!

• snooty fox

  a sn-bbish person who turns their nose up at you resembling a foxes long nose. latoya jumped up and shouted i got a baldhead with her snooty fox -ss.

• Barbudo

  beardfish. historical examples blas, or barbudo, as we called the giant, was seated on a log sipping mat. the purple land w. h. hudson

• pig tong

  gone wrong, messed up, etc. “everything was okay earlier but now it’s all gone pig tong”

• Herendous

  the act of eating a baby out me and my buddies loved some herendous nights

• embide

  embide (embeddable online ide) is an embeddable web application, more specifically an online ide, developed for programmers who work on software projects in a team. it is designed to optimize the working and communication process within a project team by providing features such as live development, a file version control, an embedded chat and many […]

• Bellybuttitis

  inflammation of belly and b-tt in women. period bloating gives me such bad bellyb-tt-tis eating to many chocolates makes my bellyb-tt-tis flare up having a big b-tt is like having bellyb-tt-tis how you feel after having a baby is so bellyb-tt-tis

• Spingk

  someone or something resembling something close to a computer genius. owner of spingk.us the wild spingk attacked me sh-thead lamer

• deluno

  a fine -ss black guy d-mn look at him. he must be a deluno.