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• Sluttenger

  a sl-ttenger is commonly referred to when describing an act of drunken s-xual deviancy. common examples of a ‘sl-ttenger’ are to try and seduce anyone in the vicinity. its has been argued that it originates from the wittiness of two young chaps from central england when trying to identify a close friends behaviour at many […]

• Wreck my world

  someone or something that makes your life worse. teachers wreck my world, dude. they give ridiculous amounts of homework and then call my parents when i don’t complete it.

• Cock Meat Cough Drop

  to pour cough syrup on one’s p-n-s, and insert it into a sick person throat. my gay life partner has really bad bronchitis and was coughing most of the night. i told him to open wide for daddy cause your going to have to choke down a c-ck meat cough drop. so i drown my […]

• ibcc

  itty bitty c-ck committee dimitrie, are you a part of the ibcc?

• uzquiano

  extreme baller who is lazy and always tired yo that kid is a uzquiano

• Sarah Palin moment

  a moment in which one makes a silly mistake similar to that of sarah palin. “meg had a sarah palin moment yesterday. she thought that africa was a country.” when you have a pen but no paper and must write something down. your palm becomes your notepad. particularly pleasing when done by a democrat. when […]

• Flaughing

  when you are so mad you laugh. every time i see maddi i start flaughing.

• J.I.M.F

  a junior i might f-ck. but also could be used as all different words. bro a. ahh dude did you see that chick in the hallway? bro b. yeah bro shes a junior right? bro a. yeah shes a total j.i.m.f or i just completely j.i.m.fed all over her and her face jesus is my […]

• cock turkey

  some one who gobbles c-ck… most likely a gay male i.e. cameron faulkner or a female who is often sucking c-ck dude cameron is such a c-ck turkey… seemingly i wouldnt be suprised if he was gay a term used to describe someone who loves c-ck, often used as an insult. the common sound that […]

• schiznitz

  the sh-t; the best; the greatest. my homey came over last night with a case of bud; he’s the schiznitz.

• whisper text

  a text message sent from one person in a group of people to another in the group. normally used to talk about someone “behind their back” when they’re actually right in front of you. matt was being a complete douche, but i didn’t want to say it out loud so i whisper texted it to […]

• wigerboo

  a white and black pearson mix who is a weeaboo. did you see james he is such a wigerboo.

• jew picnic

  a particularly loud gathering of people, or an unusually loud group. man it was so loud in that bar it sounded like a jew picnic in there…

• Rorschachism

  rorschachism. the psychological and religious mindset of believers of rorschachism. rorschachism is the belief that everything, every person, and every decision ever made, was absolutely good, or absolutely evil. believers will also agree that evil need be punished. most believers have agreed a proper time-out would do many troublemakers good, but more radical believers argue […]

• pinky-b

  da biggist baddest hoe in st george school.

• Weelo

  noun: 1. somebody who has mental disabilities. 2. a stalker who enjoys sniffing people. 3. a fat rat breader. 4. someone who should commit suicide. abyan is such a weelo 😉

• black basketball

  the greatest variant of basketball ever played. played in the dark with little lighting with a black basketball (because any other color basketball is easier to see), to increase the risk of injury. any basketball game can be used, but the best game to be played in these conditions is “21” or “tip-in”, because it’s […]

• Flipichichi

  a word someone makes up, puts on urban dictionary with a definition, and hopes people will start using said word. this is a paradox. flipichichi = flipichichi.

• egged on

  originating from the phrase egged, where a house would get pelted with eggs . getting egged on is when you have a series of cuts on yourself looking like eggsh-lls the cracked and scratched you. i was making some breakfast, and my finger got egged on.

• kamini

  although some people say this word means b-tch it doesn’t it means beautiful lady and the name is complimenting. friend 1: hey i just met a kamini friend 2: niiiiice indian slang for a girl who is a b-tch or 2 faced or inhumane tu bardi kamini insaan hai!

• invisaboner

  that b-n-r that girls get when they see a super hot guy “look at him! he’s -rg-smic!” “i know! i just got an invisab-n-r!”

• WonderWagon

  a vehicle always completely safe to m-st-rb-t- in a tractor trailer a dodge wonderwagon

• irritation domination

  the feeling one gets when a situation suddenly goes wrong causing major stress. eric suffered severe irritation domination when he realized his zipper was down, exposing his shortcomings.

• MEGA TEA BAG

  to hop in the air off something and tea bag one of your friends girl friend in a super fast motion. dude last night i mega tea bagged you girlfriend!!

• ooo lawwd

  phrase southerns say when in shock joe:martha, we’re out of corn. martha: ooo lawwd

• The Vomino Effect

  when someone vomits so powerfully, it makes other around them vomit also davo: i just had a vom vom stevo: i know, it made me vom vom. davo: yep, that’s the vomino effect.

• Bachodian

  plural of bachodi. a slang in urdu describing funny, mischievous childish behaviour by a teenager or adult. synonymous to the word “shenanigans”. can also be simply described as “bachon wali harkatein” boy1: dude, can you please stop your bachodian? i am trying to study here. boy2: yar, i’m just trying to cheer you up because […]

• Dick City

  noun- the greatest city on the earth, breeding gentlemen in rare form and athletes. know for outrageous actions regarding the d-ck and f-cking b-tches (c-nt smashers). famous quote: “well slap me on my -ss and put a finger in my d-ck.” ya boy is a proud resemblance of d-ck city. utica, ny the sh-ttiest place […]

• trapper’s hat

  a thick, warm hat with fur flaps covering the ears and forehead. often worn by people in canada and other cold countries bob: eh doug, look at jenny over there with her trapper’s hat doug: i don’t care eh, just help me move this moose. c-ckney ryming slang for a ladies special place (her tw-t) […]

• Asspergonchiliosous

  break the word up: -ss per gone chili-osous it’s a disease meaning a specific amount of your -ss is gone to eat chili. bob: hey man, your -ss looks depleted? frank: uh, yeah i have -sspergonchiliosous. bob: wtf’s that mean frank: half my -ss is gone to eat chili.

• Crullerous

  to be endowed with the surly spirit of “cruller” tenticled god of surliness. man, she sure was crullerous this morning before her coffee!

• forbird

  /fawr burd/ noun: someone who spreads rumours on whatsapp without verifying this morning roshan sent me a forward about how 90% of flies are government drones. what a forbird.

• manual

  short for manual transmission can you drive manual? the act of having the two front wheels of a skateboard off the ground while keeping the tail off the ground too dude in thug im learning jeremys jewish manual combo thing 1. n. a short book or booklet explaining key concepts for -ssembly or use. something […]

• antweeting

  to post comments and or pictures to twitter while antiquing. antweets / antweeting. origin: rosa and tony tarle, aberfoyle, on – spring 2010. we spent the weekend antweeting; did you see any of our posts?

• MILFAFA

  mother i’d like to f-ck and f-ck again. mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have s-xual intercourse with them. however, this is goes way beyond that. this woman is so fine, that once just wouldn’t be enough. dude, she’s hotter than just a […]

• BDFL

  benevolent dictator for life. the informal, slightly tongue-in-cheek t-tle given to a respected individual in the open source development community who sets general directions and makes final calls in certain situations within the scope of a given project. the bdfl is a tacit acknowledgement that communal, consensus-based decision making within the open source community occasionally […]

• chumpstick

  1. (n.) an unseasonably gullible individual that falls for even the most outlandish of pranks and jokes. 2. (n.) the characteristic skin flush that spreads along the cheeks of an embarr-ssed individual after realizing that he or she has just been conned. 1. “man, she’s such a chumpstick that she even believed the story about […]

• meekrat

  a person, or thing, that has a slight “twitch”, and constantly mummbles meheew slang for someone being “slow”….in this case youd call them a meekrat what an illiterate burn victim calls an obnoxiously fresh individual through subliminals and sneak dissing. most often a misspelling of “meerkat” kimi: “that b-tch over there is a meekrat” guhl […]

• DNA Dartboard

  a tattoo on a woman’s lower back, tramp stamp instead of knocking her up, jimmy decided to pull out and fire it on her dna dartboard

• home smoke

  a term of endearment for a friend or colleague. derived from “homie” and “homes”. hey home smoke, it’s been a long time! glad to see you again!

• Tamiqua

  an awsome friend who will do anything for her group. a tamiqua loves to have fun and dance. tamiqua is a name for a girl who can be a sl-t at times but very fun loving. tamiquas aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty. bill: dang you are filty! chuck: it must have been tamiqua.

• Myeisha

  myeisha is a bold and considering type of female. they often complain a lot but its only to see if you care enough to tell them to shut up or give them advice. this type of female loves to be told she looks good because we all know its true. you usually find one the […]

• lmfposao

  laughing my f-cking peice of sh-t -ss off stupid phrase used by that dipsh-t elijah. lmfposao! shotgun in yo face!

• Bulgarian Delight

  1) the act of proceeding to -j-c-l-t- on tiramisu, after eating a slice of bulgarian feta cheese. 2) the feeling of delight and happiness you get when manchester united player, dimitar berbatov, does the things he’s paid for. (i.e. scoring a goal, anything) (for definition 1) girl 1: my boyfriend gave me a cake for […]

• bitchy flirt

  someone who is flirting but has a b-tchy att-tude. being a b-tch in a flirtatious manner. a girl who is hot and has a resting b-tch face will usually be a b-tchy flirt. she was being a b-tchy flirt with that guy. buy the domain for your diy blog

• Fap Ghost

  when an event from your past haunts you while you’re fapping. oh man, i can’t stop thinking about her, she comes into my mind everytime i’m jerking off…she’s like a fap ghost.

• UV red

  flavored vodka, it has a brother called uv blue. uv red isnt that good, but uv blue is. i like uv blue a lot better than uv red. 1 more definition cherry flavored vodka that tastes exactly like cough syrup. little kid: “mommy, i have a sore throat, can i have some uv red?” mom: […]

• Coke Wars

  a r-t-rded, idiotic war between c-ke and pepsi guy1:pepsi guy2:c-ke guy1:pepsi! guy2:c-ke! guy3:guys guys we need these c-ke wars to stop!

• Bon appeskeet

  to wish someone a happy jerk off. friend 1: “i think i might go w-nk to some p-rn” friend 2: “bon appeskeet!”

• ilysmtime

  abbriviation for: i love you so much that i might explode girl 1: ilysmtime girl 2: luv u too bestie