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• corniece

  the highest level of slub you can be. the slubbiest person you know would be considered corneice. this word is not to be used freely, but only on select people who are slubby to the extreme. that girl aint just a slub, shes a corniece! d-mn that corniece is fine!!!

• crescent moon face

  adj. describing an emo with a flip of hair, usually colored an inky black, obscuring his or hers’ face (usually one eye). phil: hey jimbob, why are there all those crescent moon faces hanging around that store? jimbob: there must be some sale on razers, eyeliner…or something.

• Spit Nugget

  a last result insult to call someone in an argument ‘you are a f-cking spit nugget, levi’

• aint it man

  u agree or sumthin that is acceptable louisiana slain man she throwed. aint it man.

• Aliza

  usually a some what shy girl who you find out is really funny once you get to know her. people can’t get mad at aliza since you can’t take her seriously. she likes to have a good time with her friends and get’s along with everyone. she’s extremely artsy. she finds a way to like […]

• Wakachow

  a generic term which serves as the universal subst-tute for any expression like happiness, anger, consent, frustration, greeting, etc.. mr. a : heard you broke up with your partner? mr. y : wakachow!! mr. a : how was your exam? mr. y : it was wakachow. mr. a : hi.. mr. y : wakachow..

• Sprinklefendor

  a person who talks to an inatimate object, or something that cannot respond. by talking to that chair, you are a sprinklefendor.

• Pasty Tea Bag

  a replacement word for someone who is defined as a d-ck, c-ck-sucker, or a plain old pr-ck. can be used to express anger. “stop tail-gating me, you pasty tea bag!” “i’m going to the bathroom. wanna hold my d-ck, you pasty tea bag?”

• Clinchinator

  a cyborg composed of adamantium and other metals, it runs soley upon the force of pure evil. it is an enemy of the george mossessian and detranova creatures, and is capable of sending high-pitched blasts of sound through concrete walls. i can compare it to the ethodemon, the tessier, and the roadman.

• the chinook

  where you rotate your p-n-s and ball sack at the same time … advanced chinooking is when you can rotate oposite directions clear the lz the chinook is coming in hot!

• Foire Engin

  a common term used to describe fire engines, when using a cornish accent. i love the cornish. anyhoo, this is also a way to taste the drunkness of a friend, by seeing how many ‘gin’ sounds are added on the end. stan: are you drunk, jimmy? jimmy: i don’t know. stan: say ‘foire engin’. jimmy: […]

• herbag

  to insert contraband into female v-g-n-. dude i saw those cops and veronica told me to herbag it to take ones bag of contraband and insert in to anothers v-g-n- dude i saw the cops and i pulled a herbag and shoved in veronicas sn-tch.

• Half-Day Tony

  a person who starts a new job and quits after only half a day. typically goes to lunch, never to return. “where’s the new guy? didn’t he go to lunch… like 2 hours ago?” “uh ohh, he’s not coming back is he? don’t tell me another one’s done a half-day tony?” “f-ck.”

• tysi’on

  a s-xy -ss stud with a big -ss heart, bomb -ss head, but a killer att-tude. girl tysi’on can get it with her s-xy -ss.

• Costicles

  t-st-cl-s which resemble peanuts; the issue is often complicated by a tight scrot bag. common in those of greek descent, therefore often disguised by a thick bush. men displaying costicles are known to avoid wearing budgie smugglers without the aid of a rolled up pair of socks. no i’ve just inherited costicles from my uncle […]

• Sailor’s Sock

  accidentally wearing the sock in which you recently busted a nut. john, “why are you walking so funny?” “i’m wearing a sailor’s sock.”

• Hentick

  a guy who always \o o /¯________________________ | im a firing my lazor!!! \_¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ guy1: hey hentick guy2: no dont! hentick: \o o /¯________________________ | im a firing my lazor!!! \_¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

• Falutin-free

  (from highfalutin-free) a product or culinary creation’s optimal state of existence that avoids crossing the threshold into being unnecessarily complicated or exotically flavorful as to diminish the maker’s intended experience for the consumer, which is to deliver the expected purpose or sensory stimulation. the term was coined by comedian, adam carolla, on “the adam carolla […]

• masterbacin’

  what you do when looking at bacon p-rn. last night, when i was looking at bacon p-rn, i started masterbacin’

• peteriosis disease

  the extreme urge to be a f-g and a skater and a poser. other symptoms include:not wanting to cut hair,hair taking on properties of tempered steel,extreme protectiveness over a hat,piglike nose,extreme hair growth causing ideal conditions for parasites,lice,crabs,tics,spiders,leeches and hobos,and loss of friends. peter symchuck has peteriosis disease

• QB1

  noun: 1- star quarterback 2- number 1 quarterback 3- amazingness wilson thai = qb1.

• nudgerape

  the art of bombarding a helpless msn victim with innumerable nudges. “wanna nudgerape nick, he’s an annoying m-f-.” “haha you gawt nudgeraped!!”

• locavoracity

  devouring great quant-ties of locally produced food and drink her locavoracity was good for the new co-op brew pub’s profits, but detrimental to her savings account.

• dave length

  a unit of measurement when describing how much (electrical) wire is pulled past the destination it should have ended at. how to tell when to start measuring is when enough wire is pulled to the given location to be able to comfortably complete a termination and then finding more wire was pulled than needed, most […]

• can’t be hooped

  a phrase to express your lack of motivation to do something. i can’t be hooped to visit my inlaws. i can’t be hooped to wash the dishes.

• i need a hug

  panic; freak out the party is in 10 mins and i still have no food on the table, i need a hug.

• Eavesholder

  a very severe person whose sole purpose is to hold the eavesdropper (who is his master) by the ankles at the required height according to the way the wind is blowing. this is because much jabbering is carried away in the wind after we release it; if an eavesdropper is at the required height he […]

• biatrist

  a negative term for a black woman. ahh..watch out it’s a biatrist! johny, is going out with a fat ugly biatrist.

• Kakaka

  generic korean gamer laugh. from starcraft. also known as kekeke. gg no re kakaka ^___^;; a laugh used by korean girl gamers when they kicked your -ss. has become widely spread and similarly used like “lol” or “rofl.” “hey, i owned your -ss in that zerg rush, kakaka!”

• Pshchea

  pshchea is a cooler way of saying. yes,yep,yup, ect. it’s a way of saying yes with a little s-ssiness on the side. mom: ashley have you finished your homwwork ashley:pshchea! mom: okay.

• Barramunda

  a lungfish, neoceratodus forsteri, of the rivers of australia. historical examples it is closely related to the barramunda of the queensland rivers belonging to the order dipnoi. the principles of stratigraphical geology j. e. marr in the barramunda (neoceratodus) there are both external and internal nares, the former being situated just within the upper lip. […]

• Nuneaton

  a small town in england near coventry and birmingham. it is known for its high population of inbreds, chavs and asians. a slow walk around nuneaton will likely result in death or serious injury. obi-wan ken-bi once described nuneaton as being ‘a wretched hive of sc-m and villainy.’ i would go to nuneaton, but i’d […]

• taxislut

  a person who drives their friends around for free, when they should be paid for their service, or at least given some grat-tude. i drove him around town to do a favor for his friend. i felt used, like a taxisl-t.

• dead wind

  a nautical term for wind directly opposing the ship’s path it may take longer to reach our destination than we expected due to some dead wind slowing our sailing.

• mcclutchy

  bad-ss dream follower who doesn’t take bullsh-t from n-body and make a mean cup o’ joe from anywhere in the world. ugh, she’s such a mcclutchy. i’m so jealous!

• unfooding

  the process of taking a sh-t i can’t right now i’m unfooding buy the domain for your recipe site

• boob tube2

  a magical tube that when opened makes all the girls in a 50 foot radius br–sts get 4 times larger than normal size effects are permanent for all u desperate men (joe thornton) u could probably buy a b–b tube2 on ebay

• to bus-set

  v. for someone the sudden act of cancelling his own presence at a particular event without a valid reason. the verb spread in california, from stanford university campus. (in the afternoon) guy1: hey man, tonight we’ll have a small party at my place. are you coming? guy2 (the bus-setter): of course man, i’m in! (half […]

• rock my hole

  first used in the mindless self indulgence song clarissa, this phrase can be used two ways. 1) literally; asking/commanding a male to have s-x with you 2) figuratively; simallar to “ftw” (f-ck the world). 1) the fan at the msi concert screamed “rock my hole jimmy urine!” 2) rock my hole, motherf-ckers!

• the four F’s

  four functions regulated by the hypothalamus: -fighting -fleeing -feeding -mating “the hypothalamus plays a major role in the regulation of basic drives related to survival, including the so-called “four f’s”:fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating.” –wayne weiten’s textbook psychology: themes and variations how are fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating the four f’s? …wait…ohhhh… key words used […]

• dentra

  the cow of a woman who normally wears dresses that look like hospital curtains to cover her several rolls of fat. on a daily basis, dentra tends to be overcontrolling, pathetic, and utterly a shame to human kind. dentra has become her own adjective. “she’s such a dentra”

• spooky action

  a woman who ‘gobs on’ the makeup, wears tons of jewelry, thrives on being ‘pampered’, wouldn’t be caught dead going camping, thrift shopping, hates getting dirty, sweaty, exercise, terrified of nudity, worships money; -best skills are facilitating release of “man-chowder”!! -thinks own body waste is un-odoriferous! a non-‘hippie-chick’; a sn-b! -never a ‘deep’ thinker, having […]

• midlike crisis

  using the excuse of a midlife crisis to get everything you like. husaband: honey, i know i shouldn’t have bought a $95,000 red sports car, set of extended pings, mink pimp jacket or the lifetime gold membership to tattletales. please bear with me, i just can’t help myself! it’s my midlife crisis! wife: more like […]

• Backing Wongs

  a term english slang usually used within schools in england. describes the attendance or backing of a party. these parties are hosted by people called ‘wongs’. these parties are deemed to be crazy and consist of alot of alcohol and the prescence of chinese people. michael:- backing wongsss?!?!? everyone:- yeah boyyy

• sbaab

  sp-ce between -ss and b-lls after she tea-bagged me, she licked my sbaab

• The Will White

  when a man has s-x with a granny and finishes off on her t-ts and physically beats her. my grandmother was killed last year in the park when a strange man came up to her and gave her the will white. she was 104.

• Pokéherd

  a large gathering of pokémon go players wandering around a public park. the pokéherd at the park was contained by an electronic fence.

• Sqigger

  n. a black squirrel. a squirrel that is of black descent. usually found in trees or on the ground trying to gather nuts. did you see that sqigger stealing the watermelon? did you see that sqigger stealing the kool aid?

• ahmonet

  1.name of a person who fronts alot 2.name not found in any baby websites that girl is such an ahmonet

• chub-a-longs

  heavyset preteen girls that like to start drama behind your back. they usually run in packs. those 2 little chub-a-longs emily and kaylee have such pathetic lives that they have to start drama with other people to get their jollies