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• Functional Stoner

  a person who smokes pot all day everyday but is still bad-ss enough to get all their sh-t done. i just did all my homework, i’m definitely a functional stoner. a person who gets stoned with a large amount of bud but however, he or she is still at their full capacity to do certain […]

• temple 420

  a religion in which smoking herb is appropriate. this religion saves you from being sent to prison for having possesion of marjiuana. if you are pulled over by the police just show them your member card and they’ll let you alone. to become apart of this organization you must send 100 dollars. thank god for […]

• nibba’ve

  a abbreviation of nibba and you’ve. nibba’ve been fapping a lot.

• jalabo

  a synonym that is used for the saliva that comes out of your s-xual partner when getting a bj. d-mnnnnn girl you got some serious jalabo.

• maxiara

  genderbent max dating himself. maxiara is gross.

• eatthatpussy445

  god himself, makes great content. good evening twitter this is ya boi eatthatp-ssy445 and about forty to fifty minutes ago, i beat the f-ck outta my d-ck

• Fairytopiopolis

  a magical land that can only be entered by jumping into a goozlegaggle puddle. it is filled with fairies and other magical creatures! “fairytopiopolis is so colorful it made me want to cut my legs off.” “the only way i can get to fairytopiopolis is by strangling a gnome!”

• bloodly shoes

  shose that a are to expensive and have red bottoms her bloodly shoes we’re like 1,000 and they have red bottoms. they are soo cute

• idiosecrecy

  idiosecrecy:stupid secrets, secrets better off to be known by others. secrets that have no meaning to anybody else. hidden useless secrets. i think it defines itself, it would be an “idiosecrecy” to just not tell you. lol c.c

• mantrum

  when a grown man throws a tantrum when he can’t have his way. rick had a mantrum when he found out he couldn’t have mcdonald’s for dinner being irrational and angry for no reason, and throwing a male tantrum…as only a man can. john couldn’t lift his television by himself, so he threw a mantrum […]

• pondery

  appearing thoughtful. generally -ssociated with deep, good-looking people of high intelligence who -ssume the burden of thinking about things for short people who are not ponderously disposed, or for people whose advancing age makes it difficult to concentrate on things. she had a hard time looking over the steering wheel and didn’t know which way […]

• nukalar

  a mispr-nounciation of the word nuclear.used very commonly by president bush. also used as an expression towads someone with a lisp or a person who mispr-nuonces words often 1. didja see that kwazy (crazy) -ss movie last night? 2. yea, but don’t go pulling a nukalar on me

• WiFi Slut

  a person who has been to many friends and family homes and has obtained the wifi p-ssword for their own personal gain, however awkward the initial request for the p-ssword was. person 1: d-mn, i haven’t got any data reception… person 2: hey guys, check this out on the internet… person 1: how did you […]

• Diaper Viper

  1.when an infant unexpectidly urinates on you during the breif period in between changing diapers 2.baby p-n-s i was changing him yesterday when he got me with his diaper viper

• slutman

  saves crime by doin’ the time. batman, is a sl-tman, nanananananana nananananannananananannana

• Topee

  head apparel enthusiast, total playa and overall bad-ss. expert driver but can pilot if necessary. enjoys excessive speed. knows importance of bros before hoes. good in bed. however, sh-t at pool. oii slow down, you are driving like a topee

• Pokemon insurance

  first using a glitch to clone your pokemon/items, and then trading the clones to another game cartridge… just in case the internal battery should ever run dry, or the game breaks.. etc. could also be referred to as making a backup cartridge. oh no!!!! my saved game has disappeared… good thing i have pokemon insurance! […]

• Moonwalkin

  the act of making it seem like your going forward when your really going backward. moonwalkinn is like getting back with your exgirlfriend when you really know it’s not going to work… and trying to convince yourself, and others that it’s a good thing going forward… but really steppin back.

• Put those eyes on the other side

  the equivalent of “turn that frown upside-down,” but on the internet. candygurll776: i h8 my life, ugggghhhh 🙁 broski23: heey, put those eyes on the other side (:

• Poop-shute-ma-goo

  cant really give a definition, more like a story. so your f-cking a girl and you have no condom and you dont feel like getting her pregnant so what do ya do? p–pshutemagoo! baby, let me p–pshutemagoo.

• octobat

  octopus and bat genes spliced together forming octobat the pus goes on my d-ck that octobat just gave me f-cken rabies

• Wet tortilla

  a s-xual position which is performed when a man stretches his shorn scr-t-m over the nose and mouth of his partner causing a damp, smooth texture similar to that of a wet tortilla. i almost killed her with a wet tortilla.

• Holly Valance

  holly valance is an abhorrently untalented “singer” and “actress” who is nevertheless popular because she shows her -ss and legs to everyone. luckily for her, both are quite good, otherwise she wouldn’t be famous. like many famous young women these days, her popularity is not driven by talent, but by the masturbatory fantasies of young […]

• cisyt

  can i see your t-ts guy: hey babe. i’m h-rny cisyt girl: sure sweetie, what ever makes you happy

• shizznuts

  b-lls in sh-t yo got tha f-ckin shizznuts bro

• Tashna

  an elegant and unique female name. she is usually a confident, -ssertive and independent high achiever yet preserves a sweet, comp-ssionate and loving side. she is typically genuine, honest, mysterious and feisty. the one and only tashna!

• steak knives

  1. the gift one receives after hooking up with 5 guys in the same fraternal organization 2. a t-tle that one -ssumes after hooking up with 5 guys in the same fraternal organization “she hooked up with — last night, thats her fifth beta. she’s got steak knives!”

• Cool *F*O*B*

  according to nicole liang, cool fobs means people who dress in clothing made and designed by asian people, and that if you “do not” dress like a “fob” then you is not cool. hey, nicole……you like my new j.lindeberg shirt? pff…..no….it’s not fobby…..your not a cool -f-o-b-

• butting

  to go infront of someone without asking while in a line hey stop b-tting me! he b-tt infront of me in line. 3 more definitions add your own similar to the high five or fist b-mp, b-tting is a satiric trend involving two or more people b-mping their bare b-tts together as a way to […]

• reverse emeril

  the act of deficating in one’s own hand while masturbating and throwing the feces in your own face. “i keep a towel next to my bed so that i can clean my face and hands after i reverse emeril.”

• hopkins’ fate

  n. the situation in which a person more habituated to condemning others is himself or herself condemned by another party. applicable also in situations where the condemned party is merely sanctimonious in att-tude. after matthew hopkins (1620-1647), putative english witchfinder general, who, legendarily, was himself found guilty of witchcraft and executed, after having conducted investigations […]

• frackleton

  galeic root meaning pot maker irish decent dependable, hardworking, strong for men- built, sport loving, but injury pr-ne girls- hot, smart, and loves to play rough “woah! whoo’s that guy scaling the mountain?” “oh, he’s a frackleton”

• Geertruida

  a ducth female with no br–sts. commonly referred to as veertruida, due to accent. her name was geertruida and she was dutch the dutch female with no br–sts answers to “veertruida”

• Brogon

  guys who are infatuated with dragons. brogons love “dragons: riders of berk”.

• Timber Ridge Camp

  the best camp on the east coast with the greatest friendship that last a life time. greatest place ever. most fun ive ever had i am going to have an amazing summer, im going to timber ridge camp!

• gonnarea

  repeatedly claiming what one will do or say but never carrying out the act he just kept telling me how he was gonna do it, gonna do it. he has gonnarea.

• Should have put a towel down

  a phrase commonly used after one has s-x, usually in the missionary position, where the s-m-n gets on the sheets.

• nerveger

  dont f-cking ask, im not in the f-cking mood to tell you anything, you dumb f-ck. (or something to that extent) a: ‘hay, how r u?’ b: ‘nerveger’

• pedotastic

  great in the eyes of the pedophile brian thought it was pedotastic that the girls were 6 or 7

• Sweatshirt Boner

  the b-mp that sticks out when you sit while wearing a zip-up sweatshirt. …everybody’s got them, but n-body wants them… i shouldn’t have worn my new zip-up hoodie today. i had to hide my sweatshirt b-n-r every time i sat down.

• NON

  acronym for not on netflix p1: have you seen ‘senior non-mutated karate slugs’ yet? p2: no man, it’s non… 20

• tucking

  the act of a man taking his p-n-s and hiding it bewteen his thighs in order to create the illusion of female genitals oh, sh-t!i thought you were a chick, but you were just tucking! tucking (or tuckin’ depending on your ghetto level) means to be packing heat. dude #1: “yo boyz go grab tha […]

• tydene

  a f-ggot a nerd has no b-lls a poser and cant get girlfriend and wont kiss a girl till 23 man i’m glad i’m not tydene

• sloak

  slang term for sombody who is always trailing behind. it’s an abreviation of sloak hunt racing. typical examples of a sloaks are prancing wombats racing. verb: the act of getting something done. when a deed of unusual means needs to be performed and does not inconvenience anyone. can not be used in present tense or […]

• burrowed

  to get completely consumed by the activity. aka drunk, hammered, f-cked up, binge watching house of cards, eating an entire pizza “dude, i’m gunna get so burrowed tonight.” you gunna pound that whole footlong? “yeah i’m getting burrowed.” “let’s get burrowed!” “i read the whole fourth harry potter yesterday, i was so burrowed.”

• the russian submarine

  the process in which a man, or woman, chugs a bottle of hard liquor while ramming a girl from behind while hacking into a computer. i brought a girl home from the bar and gave her the russian submarine.

• Triple Dip (DDD)

  a s-x act in which the man penetrates all three orifices of a woman, in the worst order, meaning, he begins with the -n-s, then moves to the v-g-n-, and finishes with oral s-x. in the p-rnographic film “c-nt of red october,” marko ramus finishes the 15 minute orgy scene by doing a triple dip […]

• Panic! at the Le-effin shexahh Disco

  the awesome band eva.original and s-xah. actually said panic! at the disco brendon urie {bden}-vocals/guitar/piano george ryan ross {ryro}-guitar/back up vocals jon jacob walker {jwalk}-b-ss/back up vocals spencer james smith {spee}-drums {{{people actually call ryan ross juss by ryro or ryan.}}} ——————– zippeh-panic! at the le-effin shexahh disco rawks saydie-yeah taylor-inoright

• robopussy

  a female roblox user lauren: hey brian come play roblox with me! brian: i don’t f-ck with robop-ssy!

• thingamajoby

  that which you can’t find the word for where did i put that thingamajoby?