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• j-fee

  j-fee is a 12 year old rapper best known for his h-t song “why”. oh no! j-fee

• blue vein beatdown

  smacking your girl in the face repeatedly with your stiff, rigid p-n-s. typically performed for her pleasure prior to oral s-x. i gave rachel the blue vein beatdown last night before she sucked me off. as soon as my dad left for work, i gave my step mom a blue vein beatdown.

• weenock

  a slug of the phylum p–poo that resides on the face of a loser. one who has a weenock on their face can receive the t-tle of macdaddy weenock, or weenock-face look, conrad is a weenock-face. what a r-t-rd

• Log Fog

  (n.) the cloud of stench left in the bathroom after someone takes a deuce. “don’t go in there, man, there’s some serious log fog happening.”

• burnin’ socks

  a secret way of saying c-ck block so your girl won’t know what your talking about. john, quit burnin’ socks all the time

• bullshit creep

  the method by which useless cr-p makes its way into your job, life, etc… “hey, have you finished that report yet?” “h-ll no, bullsh-t creep set in and i’m doing everybody’s else’s f-cking job.”

• sobb

  short for “son-of-a-b-tch-b-st-rd”. an exclamation of frustration, irritation, and pain. it is versatile in that it is also someone who is unsettling and utterly cruel. is also a term used to describe one who is pathetic or stupid. “my son-of-a-b-tch-b-st-rd ipod won’t work!!” “that sobb broke my heart.” “that sorry sobb?! he’ll never get off […]

• Bloody Queef Bubble

  when a woman is on her period and has had a load shot into her p-ssy she blows a bubble out of her v-g-n- held together by c-m and blood until it pops. after having v-g-n-l s-x with diane, ted proceeded to eat her out. he soon found out she was on her period when […]

• honma

  a person who is not particularly a drinker but tends to surp-ss his limits and lose all sensible control, the scale of damage being exponentiated by the presence of hard liquor and/or females. this may escalate to include the unannounced disappearance from a party or group leaving the other members wondering of his whereabouts. -was […]

• rowdy dick

  a very sk-nky, infested, moldy, infected looking d-ck. this rancher in missouri decided to jerkoff after working some livestock, next thing you know he had the rowdy d-ck….gross.

• Airy

  airy is a beautiful young woman. she is usually a brunette. she is the most beautiful girl you will ever see. every boy wants to get with her. airy knows how to respect herself. she has a future as being a sucessful model. she has a great body. she is very intelligent. she is a […]

• true gay

  true gay means people who dominate in their neighborhood, and they are the masters of the partyskills e.g. dance, drinking, and social life. hay man c’mon drink this bottle of vodka…o.k. hey you did it, you are true gay

• total stranger

  see complete stranger i always find it tough to c-m when i give myself a total stranger, but it is always worth the effort. when recieving a handjob from someone you’ve just met, or a stranger. they use the hand opposite of what they write with. for example, if they’re right handed they would use […]

• charligirl

  “charligirl ” very up and down but she isn’t impossible a very forgiving person.she’s very hard to tie down.when a charligirl loves you it’s the best thing ever. don’t try to control her and if your easily jealous don’t even try. if u end up betraying her she won’t seek revenge secretivly and go gossip […]

• mushy poola

  1. a really sweet, p-ssionate, smart, attractive, hard-working, funny, all-around amazing guy 2. someone who makes a girl feel like a queen 3. someone a girl would want to cuddle and/or talk with and/or share ice cream and/or a movie with 4. someone a girl would really want to kiss and/or make love to 5. […]

• Pearl Bone

  light skinned white girl, long hair, thick -ss and thighs. has to have nice size br–sts. basically a really thick, good lookin in the face and body white girl. usually pretty ghetto, not a fake ghetto. her friends probably call her black. definatly must know how to throw hands. should be able to dance, or […]

• soup hound

  people who like to eat. they are a family of soup hounds.

• Babinec

  adj- (babinistic) someone who is absolutely perfect in every way. (perfection) verb-to make perfect. pr-nunciation- babinec- (baba-nick) to make babinec. s-x with amanda is almost babinec! she has a babinistic -ss.

• betel nut beauty

  a woman selling betel nuts(areca catechu)from roadside stands in taiwan. the women may vary in appearance from s-xy and scantily clad to conservative and matronly. also known as binlang beauties. stanley almost rear-ended the car in front of him when he stared at a betel nut beauty in a microskirt instead of minding the traffic.

• buckley-out

  abruptly removing oneself from a social situation or gathering larger than two persons. sharon is so socially inept, she would buckley-out of her own birthday party even as we were singing “happy birthday.”

• picklebot

  a picklebot is when a person has made a mess of their knickers. picklebots often create wet patches and marks that are unpleasant for others who, for example may want the use of a chair after a picklebot. the ‘pickle’ or wet patch is often created from a person’s wet pants, through sweat, urine or […]

• Andrew Gallix

  andrew gallix is an lecturer from the uk who is best know for creating and editing 3am magazine, one of the first online literary magazines. andrew gallix is -ssociated with the offbeat generation.

• pussy blast

  when out of nowhere someone or your self hits you so hard in the p-ssy that you c-m everywhere -happens a lot to young girls when fingering or fisting there selfs to hard in there tiny tight p-ssy’s “i did not see that p-ssy blast now i got c-m everywhere and the c-m has leaked […]

• russian ditch sex

  when you go on a run, and find someone is running, and you spontaneously have s-x quickly in a ditch(russian=rushin) the other day i wanted to get 2 different types of exercise so i had russian ditch s-x

• jherra

  jherra is a beautiful, kind, and loving person. she can be rude at times but she is awesome. a:do you know jherra? n:you mean the cool new girl? a:yea shes awesome.

• Facebook Mixtape

  like in the olden days, guys or girls make a “mix tape” to share with them their favorite music. since tape players do not exist anymore, they send the other person a facebook message with links to their favorite songs on you tube nicole lundgren is so hot! i know she’ll dig me after she […]

• stripper glitter

  one potential side effect of receiving a lap dance. after a lap dance the stripper’s makeup, scent, and glitter are all transferred to your clothes and body. impossible to remove in less than 24 hours. rod: want to hit up a strip club, maybe flashdancers or new century? brock: can’t bro. rod: c’mon, chicks give […]

• VanManye

  the biggest f-ckin teenage f-ckin fat-ss on irc … who does nothing but whine and talk about other people fathers c-ck … what a f-g. i cant stop thinking about my friend’s father c-ck. i must be having a vanmanye today.

• Erikka

  erikka is the best. she is easily defined as a hustler or ‘playa’. people try to measure up but they fail miserably. erikka, you’re so cool.

• Midnight Madness

  12:00 am of the date when college basketball practice begins. colleges have midnight celebrations including split squad games and slam dunk contests after we watch doug wiggins throw down a reverse 360 at midnight madness, we’re going to carriage house. the condition of extreme lack of good judgment that sets in usually after 11 pm […]

• Country Fine

  a person who is only deemed fine or attractive by default usually because of a lack of suitable compet-tion, an over population of the opposite s-x, or being located in a very remote and sp-rs-ly populated area. she’s country fine because out of the whole county there are only 5 women, and she has the […]

• becouch

  a bed located in the living room or other social room used as a couch. becouches can be placed on the floor, be on basic frames, or have custom designed frames made for them to elevate them or partially enclose them. becouches are typically found in small living rooms where couches are too bulky to […]

• Mika Binge

  a period of time where you listen only to the up beat british singer mika girl one: what why are they bouncing and dancing to that extremely up beat song? girl two: they’re on a mika binge

• digknight

  to make or plan an event and then not show up or bail in regards to the event that was planned thus leaving people high and dry q:bill invited us to come here, where is he? a: he digknighted us, he isn’t showing up

• Anal mercy

  when you’re hitting from behind and your girl says the safe word my girl started screaming so i gave her -n-l mercy #booty #-n-l #mercy

• shance

  dance with your shoulders. i shance in the car to my favorite music. to sh-t in your pants while doing a dance. this happens when you hear an amazing song, like “robot rock” from daft punk, for example. i just shanced to daft punk’s music!

• Stuccio

  a slang term for a condom. named in honor of wilkes-barre, pennsylvania former weatherman, scott stuccio. this girl was all over me, but she was kind of nast, so i slapped on a stuccio

• hammered lamb

  it’s when you put a b–b in your b-tt and fart, then it goes baaaaahhhhhh! those t-ts would be perfect for the hammered lamb!

• pops my corn

  to make someone feel dumber. jhonny giving a lecture on why the world is flat, he always pops my corn.

• Mixologist

  a w-nk word for someone who failed university and became a c-cktail shaker. john: i decided to leave university to become a mixologist. sam: so you failed and became a bartender. 2 more definitions a bartender, especially one who specializes in mixed drinks i’m no mixologist, but i know that a whiskey sour is better […]

• Wet Cadillac

  anything that has to do with a black person and getting a girl hot. even if you’re not black, if it’s something a black person would do, that counts. “we did some wet cadillac last night, while sipping on some purple drink” “it got wet cadillac in the back seat after we left the restaurant […]

• lana del hey

  lana del rays name used as a greeting gesture , dilandra ! lana del hey !

• Mayborkin

  to incredibly pound down on the -ss of a fine dime or brawd that you show s-xual interest towards, however showing no comp-ssion or love for, during s-xial intercourse. look at the fine girl on the corner, i will be mayborkin that chick tonight.

• Faybate

  faybate is like queerbate but much worse. fay is f-g and gay combined. stop being such a faybate. 5

• steups

  trini slang used to describe sucking teeth. usually used as a jesture of disapproval or annoyance. the longer and louder the “stueps” is, denotes the severity of annoyance or frustration. it’s a sound so can’t really use it in a sentence…next time someone gets you angry suck your teeth and you would have steups’d an […]

• Gyppo

  a horrible group of people. they live in caravans, steal absoluteley anything and are general sc-mbags. they hate all the normal people because they are jealous of our lives where we actually earn a living and don’t -ssault anyone who looks at us or have to steal everything. they drive white transits as a rule […]

• kintop

  cross eyed queer, pole smoker, lacks physical prowess, rim job pro, loves the p-n-s (see mezyk), has gaping -sshole (see mezyk), generally sucks at everything, “man we could have totally won that game if it wasn’t for him he totally kintoped us.” “did you see that girls kintop, looks like she took a sledgehammer to […]

• Manasa

  manasa is a smart, sweet girl who is very independent. she is a very outgoing and lively person and is a lot of fun to be around. she is also very pretty and an amazing friend. she is strong and knows how to give great advice. she loves to socialize and talk. she gives great […]

• shitnabbed

  when one is giving head, most likely deep throating, and throws up and sh-ts at the same time. “dude! you just sh-tnabbed?!”

• hypofeminist

  a female whose expectations consists of double standards regarding societal gender roles. this hypofeminist believes that she should receive equal pay as a male, yet still adheres to the antiquated expectations that it’s the man’s role to handle all the expenses within dating activities, failing to acknowledge the blatant hypocrisy.