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• Vomding

  the act of communing with another person, forming an irrevocable bond by vomiting together. “man you and jessie threw up your entire soul last night over the balcony” “it was a fine moment of vomding”

• Crazy Brittany

  a c-cktail made with: 1 can red bull 2 shots cheap vodka 1 shot nyquil she was completely nuts after her third crazy brittany…couldn’t sleep, couldn’t form a coherent sentence.

• Manila Manhandle

  a s-x move created around 2009 in manila, philippines. this is the act of having gay s-x whilst reaching over your partner and giving him a hand job, while simultaneously coming into your partner. this move is very rare, and often only practiced in manila. “dude i heard tyrone gave jamal a manila manhandle in […]

• pleaverage

  leverage, or mechanical advantage, applied to pursuits of pleasure, such as yoga or s-x chick: why y’all dudes dig it doggie style against walls, tables and floors? me: pleaverage instructor: let’s practice poses with straps and blocks student: yay pleaverage

• Nomangina

  a person that dyes his hair blue-black, and hides his small p-n-s and b-lls behind his legs in order to stimulate a loose v-g-n-. man! that’s one hairy nomangina.

• mental cunt

  a c-nt who is mental or somebody who is doing something crazy or outlandish. ross: look at chris he just squatched an entire bottle of tequila in one go! phil : f-ckin’ h-ll! he’s a mental c-nt! lewis : ken. tank : ya f-ckin’ shower of mad c-nts!!!! swatch ma boaby!!!

• pasindi

  pasindi(n.) pr-nounced pah-sin-dee. pasindi is the kind of girl who cares a lot about everyone. she has felt pain like no other has and yet she fights on. she has emotional and mental strength that none can rival. she has a heart so warm that kittens and puppies cuddle up against her for warmth. she […]

• cipota

  honduran and other central american slang word meaning girl or little girl. la cipota esta en la escuela. the girl is in school.

• christianally

  to do something in the name of jesus christ. i love you christi-n-lly.

• full moon and empty legs

  in other words, “bring it all in” when there is a full out. full moon and empty legs.

• christine beynon

  a b-tch me: oh god my arms bleeding i need to go to a doctor mrs beynon christine beynon: why didn’t u do it at recess

• summer 2k18

  the best time of your f-cking life. live it up when u can. regret nothing. yolo everything. summer 2k18 will be the best 3 months of your life

• Permadouche

  one who cant be saved or helped from being a douche i feel kinda sorry for that guy hes in permadouche status.

• ghomeshi effect

  the term the ‘ghomeshi effect’ was coined two years ago and has been used by several newspapers (the vancouver sun, the national post, the toronto star, now toronto, the walrus, maclean’s magazine, and salon) to describe the phenomenon that former cbc radio broadcaster jian ghomeshi’s trial has inspired: namely that people are now speaking regularly […]

• Bumhood

  a b-mhood is an individual with an usually shaped b-m, giving the appearance of a hooded -n-s e.g have you seen ali? he’s certainly a b-mhood

• Jabingi

  male s-xual organ; the p-n-s, particularly if well sized. “k-dill’s jabingi barely fits in that suit. dog needs himself an up-size.”

• cocksucker shoes

  very expensive dress shoes worn in a casual environment. often worn by metros-xuals trying to impress. hey, look here comes john walking across the frozen mud in his c-cksucker shoes.

• wakt

  same as whacked out that is wakt!

• Midwest crisis

  the point at which a person who used to have ambitions realizes that they live in a state in the american midwest, and overcompensates for the fact by purchasing bmws and cadillacs which they most likely cannot afford. the united states geographical equivalent of a midlife crisis. steve: hey, what’s mark doing in that caddy? […]

• Phil Rudd

  1. the drummer for the band ac/dc who has a “less is more” att-tude towards his druming. phil rudd is awesome!!

• Stueytheking

  hardcore online gamer most prominent on call of duty 4: modern warfare on xbox live servers. he is a team killer and sociopath that everyone hates but has made a name for himself. he often plays with a screwdriver inserted into his peehole (grip first) along with a jar in his rectal cavity just for […]

• cash me out side how bou dah

  when you want to act hard on facebook by useing something a basic b-tch used on dr.phill youll cash me out side. ill beat day as hoe. aye b-tch cash me out side how bou dah. hey terry kramer im mad at your post cash me out side how bou dah

• Jim Morrison Complex

  living life without considering that there are consequences to actions, good or bad. lack of worry and abundance of self confidence to a fault. i think hes getting a jim morrison complex.

• procrastasearch

  definition 1: happens an individual put off a task in order to do research about an topic that is completely irrelevant to what what they are learning in school at the time. definition 2: finding ways to procrastinate. roommate: hey shouldn’t be studying some organic chemistry mechanisms for your final exam tomorrow? student: eh, i […]

• Peen Clocked

  hitting someone in the face with ur p-n-s hence the word peen i peen clocked my girlfriend danielle in the face

• Himmlerise yo rim

  to himmlerise someones rim or -ss. when your friend betrays you, or does something against your interests, or when you are generally p-ssed off with somebody and want to threaten their physical security you say, “am gonna himmlerise yo rim!”. it is another way of saying am gonna kick your b-tt or i am going […]

• stolen meme

  when you make a meme that is fire as f-ck, and you post it on a social media site and someone saves it or screenshots it and posts it saying it was their meme. me: did you see alex’s meme? it was funny as sh-t! dan: that was my meme! i made that! me: stolen […]

• Qarina

  a small brown girl who likes to say “heeeeyyyyy!” and has a fondness for doobies. “heeeyyyy!” said qarina to her friends at the zoo. “d-o-o-b-i-e” qarina wrote on her friend’s facebook wall.

• Beef pistol

  another name for a male p-n-s she rode my beef pistol and i shot skeet bullets everywhere.

• Balmat

  one unable to arrive for work after a night of drinking. we all went drinking last night but that balmat isn’t here!

• Widi

  widi is a really really really nice friend, she is so smart, she loves music, can play some musical instruments and she is an artist and so cool.. i wanna hang out with widi, she is so smart and cool.. widi is a cool kid who lives in indonesia, she is a cool kid, a […]

• fartfignugan

  a derogatory term of endearment between brother and sister in the turner family. hey! there’s p–p in my sock drawyer…did you do this fartfignugan?

• puppy in the window

  a very exciting and intelectually stimulating s-xual position involving man on woman, man on man, or even woman on woman with a strap on d-ld-; or really any combination of the above. person 1 takes position leaning out of a window, as if to wave good by to a loved one or yell at the […]

• sobcount

  one’s sobcount represents the number of different people they have had s-xual intercourse with. (oral s-x does not count.) asking someone their sobcount is a sneaky way to ask someone how many partners they have had, without it being too awkward. when sharing one’s sobcount with others, one is not obliged to give details regarding […]

• Rhyming gaijin

  a foreigner that raps in j-pan , may also be a singer the rhyming gaijin put on a good show last night

• Grandpierre

  a fat mexican ‘h-llo i am daniel grandpierre, and i am a fat mexican’

• depeche mode

  a band who’s first song was released in 1981. depeche mode was part of the new wave scene, breaking into the synth pop genre (now known as “the kings of synth pop”) and becoming its kings. depeche mode went into the 90’s making their fans wiery with their release of songs of faith and devotion, […]

• margerine

  a loose woman, also “marge”. comes from margerine, which spreads easily. “she spread quicker than margerine”

• Shlibby

  (shh – libb – eee) noun. – a good friend or comrade. usually used with a positive or affectionate connotation. 1. what’s happening “shlibby”? 2. yo, “shlibby”, what up? (shh – libb – eee) noun. – slang term for marijuana. 1. “hey, p-ss that shlibby so i can go harpoon some whales in my dreams.”

• Nakedible

  someone is nakedible, when something about them is making you want to lick or “eat” them. hey, did you see heather’s new profile photo? the one with the towel? oh yes, she’s very nakedible.

• indroid

  a human, usually from a third-world country, paid to do a computer’s job for a fraction of what it would cost to develop the equivalent software. a practical application of searle’s chinese room thought experiment, in which a person in a room with a book listing responses to a non-understood language is used in place […]

• Hoboken Surprise

  when a couple are having s-x in the doggy style position and the man turns the woman over to c-m on her face and t-ts, and to her surprise he vomits on her instead. the other night i told gina to roll over so i could c-m on her face and when she did i […]

• charlie marcus

  a m-ssice f-cking c-m stain that charlie marcus lost control of a 1 hp pit bike

• honosexual

  used to describe someone with an unusual dirty shoe attraction. “dude, i just like saw you being totally honos-xual with that dog man” someone who has seual intercourse with filthy shoes. liam couldn’t get any action. so he became a honos-xual.

• modified pockets

  pockets in ur pants with the bottoms cut-out; designed for easy access with fat wh-r-s. “i wore the shorts with modified pockets and told the fat wh-r- that i was dancing with that there was a surprise for her in my pocket!”

• Malachi Crunch

  1. demolition derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. coined in an episode of happy days, when the malachi brothers execute this maneuver on pinky tuscadero’s car at the climax of the demolition derby. pinky survived. 2. […]

• kuntren

  kuntren is a name for a bottom feeding piece of sh-t poor excuse for a human being bottom feeder sc-mbag that kuntren is a piece of sh-t, i saw it park in a disabled parking sp-ce on a disabled person, what a kuntren

• Feed the cattle

  to water the gr-ss with a horrible coffee drink let’s go feed the cattle! (then walk to the nearest patch of gr-ss and poor out the repulsive drink)

• coconut gun

  a weapon used by an ape that can win wars and the hearts of the ladies. his coconut gun, can fire in spurts! if he shoots ya, it’s gonna hurt! ungh! d.k.! donkey kong!

• 1337 (leet)

  there are many ways to write each letter in leet. here are the most common: a= 4 b= 8 c= ( d= |) e= 3 f= |= g= 6 h= |-| i= ! j= _/ k= |< l= 1 m= /\/\ n= /\/ o= 0 p= |> q= & r= |2 s= 5 t= 7 […]