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• Mr Richards

  an extremely obese maths teacher with the world largest fat hairy nippons that uncontrollably produce excessive amounts of full fat milk in order to release stress in the upper section of the man-b–b and also this milk would somehow defy gravity and tend to splash against his top lip and create a small ripple for […]

• Schwarz Stein

  schwarz stein is a j-paneses electronic band. it was formed in 2001 by hora and kaya. originally, the duo called themselves “rudolph steiner”. in the band, kaya is on vocals and lyrics and hora is on keyboard, vocals, and programming. their name changed to “schwarz stein” upon joining mana’s record label midi:nette. mana was formerly […]

• Enida

  the most perfect girl in the universe. shes funny smart beautiful and the coolest and most amazing girl you’ll ever meet. if you are ever lucky enough to date one you should never let her go. the reason being that that they are very rare and one of a kind. side effects of being near […]

• twisted shocker

  it is bascially the shocker; however, there is a twist. cross your index and middle finger, while still using your pinky for the stinky. they got board with the shocker, so they decided to use the twisted shocker.

• Rusty Antenna

  when a male lays on his back with his diseased p-n-s erect (like and antenna) and gets f-cked cowgirl style by a girl, generally a random, drunken sl-t. dude, i saw erica go in there with toby and i think they’re gonna do the rusty antenna.

• Muckracking

  the act of installing tired, low-grade machines into a data center or co-location because the it boss is either: 1) too cheap 2) certified in name-only, or 3) easily swayed by the salesperson that flew in with hookers and cocaine. i’m going to be up all night muckracking these poweredge 1950’s we got stuck with […]

• swan noice/honk

  the awesome noise someone makes that slightly resembles a swans honk. it makes others envy the persons amazing vocals and makes them the most epic person ever =d “hhhhonk!” 🙂 “whoa, that was awesome dude :d” “that was the swan noice/honk”

• tossed the handkerchief to

  a crude expression. meaning a man has finished with a woman. derived from a literal act of a man tossing a handkerchief or other cloth to a woman so that she may clean his c-m off of herself she was sad, he tossed the handkerchief to her and never talked to her again

• bottlenosed

  adj. when a female engages in shaving her genatalia which then appears like the smooth rubber like snout of a bottlenose dolphin. oh man, i went over to my chicks house last night and pet her bottlenosed dolphin…with my tongue! or… those pants are so tight on that chick, you can see her bottlenose!

• vertical hierarchy

  the order of the values contained in a radix or the order of letters in an alphabet. vertical hierarchy does not refer to the order of letters in a word but rather to the order of leters in the alphabet.

• Disneyland Dad

  term used to describe the role that some divorced fathers fulfill, whereby they tend their biological children during certain prescribed times during the year (much like a vacation) rather than be a father full time. maria: you can take the children weekends during the summer. ted: no way! i’m not going to be a disneyland […]

• Head Chief of Brown Nosers

  this is a very time consuming occupation. strongly related to a brown noser, this person spends many of hours sucking the d-cks of all of the upper management. although they do not discriminate, the tell tale signs that someone around you may be the head chief of brown nosers may differ from men to women. […]

• Lick My Muffin

  a white women phrase to incise a white male (cracker) to lick the v-g-n-l are of a white women. 1. gary: sup b–tch! 2. mary: f-ck you, lick my m-ffin.

• The Boston Bean Pot

  when a person falls asleep,with his/her mouth a-gape you cop a squat over them,sorta reverse tea-bag style then ripe a major egg salad fart right in there. ‘when timmy was p-ssed out jessie hauled his pasty white dump truck up and farted in his open mouth, yelling beef stew ! b-tch!” thus the boston bean […]

• asstits

  when a woman with a large -ss wears lowrise jeans causing her large cheeks to resemble a pair of t-tties. man that b-tch has some huge -sst-ts! an -sst-t, is an overgrown piece of nipple found on or near the crack. omg! i have an -sst-t growing inside my b-tthole! 1.an -ss that closlet resembles […]

• Srinidhi

  treasure. beautiful. amazing. the epitome of all that is hot man, she is so bangin’. she’s just pure srinidhi pure at heart, very precious. beautiful inside out. loved by all. true friend. terrific lover. she is a nice girl, so srinidhi like. a total b-tch. they will talk about you behind your back and spread […]

• retrogression

  moving towards moving in reverse. trending toward regressing. conservative republicans yearn for a retrogression of current progressive american political and social mores.

• Back shift

  noun (brit) a group of workers who work a shift from late afternoon to midnight in an industry or occupation where a day shift or a night shift is also worked the period worked

• Jasg

  an acronym replacing the ridiculous and overused lol. meaning: just a slight giggle. when something is just funny enough to make you giggle to yourself but not actually laugh out loud during conversation over the internet or over text message. dane cook stand-up only makes me jasg.

• angaliyah

  angaliyah is a beutiful, athletic , smart, loving ,loyal , honest , trustworthy and is the girl that can be the realest person have the smile of a angel and never gives up emotional and fragile but strong loves everyone that surrounds her with love . she never gives up on something that means the […]

• spindipulous

  really over the top great. that brownie was spindipulous.

• hilton, jim

  the producer of “in-a-gadda-da-vida” the hit alb-m of the late 60’s early 70’s

• Mr. Loftus

  mr. loftus: mr. loftus is a good-looking man who often like to play sports. he is educated and likes to educate others. he doesnt let anyone try to insult him, and if it does happen, he tries to get even. he always has a girlfriend but does not share any information about her. he is […]

• snoeeze

  noun- to almost sneeze, and then, just like magic, it disappears. a mix of no and sneeze. generally gets a sour face by the almost-sneezer. verb- to snoeeze just as janet was about to sneeze, it just stopped- the feeling remained, but the reaction wasn’t there anymore. “aw shoot!” she gave a sour face. “dudette, […]

• Spazclerk

  the kind of person who replies to a message.. and answers none of the questions orginially posed. the kind of person who goes to the shop, and gets none of the items they went for… i’m sure all but a spazclerk can imagine the rest. well done spazclerk

• jaja shit

  jaja sh-t , a term used by the music group galaxy ent meaning ” a thot or hoe who denies there actions of s-xual workings in front of others ” deon: ” aye den you suck man man d-ck” thot: “no tf’ you got me f-cked up” deon: “b-tch i seen the video you on […]

• hildegard

  a big, manly, dyk- who usually wears tye-dye shirts, f-nny packs, work boots, etc. look at that hildegard’s mullet! a very tough, tomboy like young lady that constantly insults and fights men. typically she is just looking for a strong s-xual partner deserving of her. origin: a church sermon about “hildegard of bingen” popuarly done […]

• Neffin’ Out

  to leave work everyday at the same time regardless of when your supervisor says your shift is supposed to end. nick has been neffin’ out at 2:30 everyday because he f-cking doesn’t work late and he f-cking doesn’t work overtime.

• Magical Panty-Dropper Effect

  1) what occurs when a dude sings a song, or sings a song and plays the guitar to a female so well, that the female becomes instantly wet and finds it nearly impossible not to drop her panties. 2) the reason why girls always go for the lead singer/guitarist and not the drummer. famous individuals […]

• Schmidty

  derived from the original meaning of the name karl schmidt who is so slick he slides uphill. all women want him and all men want to be him (some even want him too)… if you’re up for a good time, hang with schmidty. “have you ever heard of schmidty?” asks sara. “yeah, i was with […]

• geethay

  nickname used by flavor flave (foofey foofey) for bridgette. yo geethay…flava flaaaaaaaaaav

• LUCKY SPERM

  of all the sperm that left your fathers jewel sack you are the one who made it so deal with the hand that you have been delt, or else you are just a crash test dummy for a rubber vortex or a spill to clean up by some migrant worker live for the sake of […]

• Red Cliff Wisconsin

  small town full of a bunch of timber n-gg-rs. “did you see them people walking around bare-foot?” “yeah, man i think they were from red cliff wisconsin”

• kasope

  pretty, fun, smart, popular, bilingual, sporty, good at netball, good at athletics, slim, rich, good fashion sense, loved by all, african goddess i think she is a kasope

• Reverse Savage

  a child star who while not necessarily being the cutest kid or young adult, grows up to be extremely successful and attractive. patrick dempsey. let’s be honest: when dempsey was whoring it up as a part-time gigolo/pizza delivery boy in loverboy (aka most underrated movie of all-time), part of the joke was that this nerdy […]

• Prothalamion

  a song in celebration of a wedding. the prothalamion began as the wedding got under way.

• Busting Spokes

  the action of -n-l penetration. busting spokes at 10 and lighting a smoke at 11.

• colateral damage

  thier children, “accidently” killed by us. not to be confused with the slaughter of innocents, i.e., our children “accidently” slain by them. the children who died at waco were colateral damage, but the children killed in oaklahoma city were needlessly m-ssacred. 2 more definitions the other two defenitions are bull. colateral is civiliians getting killed […]

• 3rd marquis of robert arthur talbot gascoyne cecil

  [sawlz-ber-ee, -buh-ree, -bree or especially for 4, 5, salz-] /ˈsɔlzˌbɛr i, -bə ri, -bri or especially for 4, 5, ˈsælz-/ noun harrison, 1908–93, u.s. journalist and writer. robert arthur talbot gascoyne cecil [tawl-buh t gas-koin,, tal-] /ˈtɔl bət ˈgæs kɔɪn,, ˈtæl-/ (show ipa), 3rd marquis of, 1830–1903, british statesman: prime minister 1885–86, 1886–92, 1895–1902. former […]

• J-Reeing

  j-reeing is a term used by high school students to define the act of cheating on an exam, especially getting ahold of the exam and changing answers after the exam has been handed in. student: “i put the wrong answer on my test but the teacher isn’t here…time for some j-reeing!”

• vajinglberrys

  little b-lls of tissue that gets stuck in your v-g-n- when you wipe. tissue stuck in v-g-n- becomes vajinglberrys

• fsuk

  it means f-ck in teh language of teh l33t thais lololololololol “what? olga flow and over 2000 hp?! fsuk this!”

• Albertan mullet

  the hairstyle of choice for your typical plaid and trucker hat wearing albertan adolescent. ryan smyth, anyone from the movie fubar: the movie. “that kid’s got one h-ll of an albertan mullet”

• nintendo ninjas

  nintendo’s version of the us government; either you love them or you hate them “the nintendo ninjas just took down our rom website, time to go off the grid.”

• heemie

  an extreme nerd, loser, or geek who speaks with a very high pitched voice. yo man there’s that heemie from last night. i be leaving.

• yellow playboy

  an ecstacy pill that gets u h-rny. guys get b-n-rs for hours and girls get wet for hours. d-mn! that b-tch is so h-rny, i bet that she is on yellow playboy

• Skrimjob

  the act of giving/receiving a bl-wj-b while playing one of the greatest xbox 360 games of all time, elder scrolls v: skyrim. as opposed to popular belief, this has nothing to do with the term “rimjob” and can only be pulled off when you have a woman awesome enough to put up with it. as […]

• grow down

  when young kids think their grown. and it’s obvious that their not! mom: i can’t believe you just said that. daughter: well mom, i guess i’m gettin old…. mom : grow down, no one says that any more

• baller as hell

  sweet, cool, fantastic, narley dude #1: “remember when you punched that chick in the face” dude #2: “not really, i was d-mn wasted” both dudes: “getting wasted and punching chicks in the face and breaking their noses is baller as h-ll”

• put a wallah on it

  a phrase used when someone tells you something unbelievable and you want them to confirm they were telling the truth see wallah person 1: hey, the cavs traded kyrie irving. person 2: put a wallah on it!!!