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- Quibberzadelistic
adj. quibberzadelistically, quibberzadelistical. extreme euphoria; intense satisfaction. heightened sense of supreme happiness and joy. beyond excitement; radical ecstasy. the party was so quibberzadelistic last weekend; you will regret missing it for the rest of your life! that concert was quibberzadelistically the best rockin band i’ve ever seen! he is so quibberzadelistical i can’t take my […]
- cheeky little bugger
what dan howell (danisnotonfire) called phil lester (amazingphil) in a younow brodcast when phil pointed out that he had changed the names around from “dan and phil” to “phil and dan”; also a quote from their book ‘the amazing book is not on fire’ (on amazon and any bookstore near you) d&p: “which phil and […]
- Freudian Fuck
a freudian f-ck occurs when you are having s-x and the thought or image of your opporsite s-x parent pops into your head. “i was nailing this chick last night and all the sudden i thought about my mom. i kept banging her, even though it turned into a freudian f-ck.”
- Naggris’s
like a nagger, but naggris’s, and more two. you dammed naggris’s, we dont like your kind round here.
- Lepretard
a person dressed in head to toe st. paddy’s day gear. that lepr-t-rd over there is on her fifth guinness. a r-t-rded leprechaun. well, because it is a lepr-t-rd. don’t judge.
- duliakas
duliakas. a french-polynesian name, originated in the early 1700’s from base word duliakasis, a disease which has been proven to be the leading cause of p-ssyitis (as british medical leaders concur). not many “duliakas” left in the world, but 80% of the family tree reside in san diego, one of the largest areas for “p-ss-es”. […]
- Delmer
a nice code-word for someone who’s a straight up dumb-ss! son: “mom i just wrecked the car, i hit a deer” mom: “okay you delmer, be there in a minute”
- Wanga wanga
w-nga w-nga (n) : slang for p-n-s. w-nga w-nga (v) : refers to the motion of the p-n-s when one goes commando. the word came into popularity after russell peters used the word in one of his stand-up comedy shows. w-nga w-nga (n) : i’m wearing boxers today and i don’t wanna make any quick […]
- sploop
n: a software pipelined loop v.t.: to solve all of your problems and make your troubles melt away your loop will be splooped – ccs 3.3 an incognito way of expressing your desire to smoke a bong. usually used when parents or children are around. hey man, you down to sploop later? what happens when […]
- canilingus
when a dog licks a woman’s v-g-n-. not to be confused with c-n-lingus. i’ll be out of town till wednesday but fido here is an ace at canilingus and will keep you off the streets.
- Whateveskies
whatever+skies=whatevskies. its what you do when your awesome. because anything you do while skieing makes it cooler. you-dude you just got stabbed in the eye. me- yeaahh whateveskies
- dylan minnette
a really hot actor that was clay jensen in thirteen reasons why, and sings in the band wallows. her: “did you see dylan minnette in 13 reasons why?” me: “ya, he may get beaten up a lot but he still looks great!”
- Kerenski
aleksandr feodorovich [uh-lyi-ksahn-dr fyaw-duh-ruh-vyich] /ʌ lyɪˈksɑn dr ˈfyɔ də rə vyɪtʃ/ (show ipa), 1881–1970, russian revolutionary leader: premier 1917; in the u.s. after 1946. noun aleksandr fyodorovich (alɪkˈsandr ˈfjɔdərəvitʃ). 1881–1970, russian liberal revolutionary leader; prime minister (july–october 1917): overthrown by the bolsheviks
- Sweet ‘n Sour Stupefaction
when you finger a v-g-n- and don’t wash your hands and then later in the day you get surprised when you lick your fingers tyler had a sweet ‘n sour stupefaction when we went to dinner and ordered ribs.
- INRATS
“i’m not reading all that sh-t.” alternative to tl;dr to be used on message boards. person 1: (large wall of text) person 2: inrats, b-tch.
- gtgttt
g = got t = to g = go t = to t = the t = toilet got to go to the toilet used on gaming sites/ chat rooms, for really lazy people bob: dud we’ve been playing halo for 3 hours, do u really gtgttt? joe: yessss i doooo
- Shane Tieger
the b-ssist of the band meadowland. he is jewish and christian. shane is really talented and extremely good looking. he has a good sense of style. he’s really nice and funny. he like’s to head-bang and make funny faces. he gives the best hugs. he’s a really good winker 😉 he’s very flirtatious. hes just […]
- speed jacking
attempting to perform (or make the sound of) someone jacking-off at an immense speed. “i heard my parents come in the house, so i began speed jacking to finish quickly.”
- ret
short for r-t-rd he’s such a ret a better way of saying your every day word ‘r-t-rded’. taken as plural from the word, ‘reterded’ which is a fancier way of saying r-t-rded. is she rets? what’s wrong with you!!! are you totes rets or what?! my goodness, she looks so reterded. a phrase which questions […]
- Whore Toe
a lesser known variation of the term camel toe. when i womans pants are so tight you can see her v-g-n-l lips. “lisa, your wh-r- toe is eating your pants” “how many guys did you sleep with? i can see your wh-r- toe through your pants”
- alamea
the hawaiin name for the cheesy discharge that comes from a mans p-n-s during a severe outbreak of many unknown s-xually transmitted diseases. occurs in only the most severe cases but can be confirmed with a distinctive smell that most commonly resembles that of a combination of a rotting corpse combined with rotten eggs. after […]
- Crank Date
noun. crank date referring to man or woman invited over for s-xual favors in order to do some of their crank. lets invite john over for a crank date, maybe if we blow him, he will give us some of his crank
- Phoneliness
the uncomfortable urge to look at your phone when left alone at a dinner table, waiting in line, or any other public place. as thalia stepped away from the table to use the restroom, chris was overcome by phoneliness and quickly pulled out his iphone to check his email and update his facebook status.
- mud mantis
a lesser known derogatory term for those of african american descent usually referring to those who need a good bath that d-mn mud mantis has been wearing that same shirt for the past three days!
- Wuptertidonbrox
a giant statue of dr. zoidberg made entirely of rocks and has training wheels. look at that statue! it’s a wuptertidonbrox!!!!!!!
- bat paradox
a delusion; to detach someone or something from its reality. to elevate someone or somethings station in a contradicting manner batman is just a man,but fist fights gods into submission? that’s one h-ll of a bat paradox
- olay slappin’
when someone says something bad about you, your hommies or family members or says something that is really stupid. to save face, maintain peace, garner respect, or want to make a point, you give that person at olay slap or multiple olay slaps. unlike the typical b-tch slap which is a horizontal slap across the […]
- Make that shit legit
top definition make that sh-t legit make it happen. to complete a task. guy a: that girl is so fly. imma get up in dat. guy b: make that sh-t legit, son! by c.r.mck july 02, 2007 4 1 shop 6
- strawberry cobbler
s-x move in which the man inserts his phallus into a woman that is in the midst of her menstrual cycle, thus covering it in blood, removing it, and proceeding to smack or “cobble” the woman with it. “i met this girl at the club last night. i was trying to f-ck, but the kinky […]
- Sideways Shirt
a sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. it is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, “f-ck the system”. “i don’t like sugar in my coffee.” “why?” “i don’t know, it’s my sideways shirt” #sideways #shirt #norm #system a sideways shirt is something you do to […]
- internetical
mathematical equations and formulas that were compiled, brewed and distilled in the internets’ bas-m-nt. roots from intertetics i.e. internet mathematics “min dating age formula from xkcd dating pools comic” man 1: dude i just met this 43 year old and im gonna start dating her. is that creepy? man 2: lets use the internetical equation […]
- Behindhand
late; tardy. behind in progress; backward: they were never behindhand in following artistic fads. in debt or arrears. historical examples the wonders of prayer various notre-dame de paris victor hugo the story of the barbary corsairs stanley lane-poole south africa and the transvaal war, vol. 1 (of 6) louis creswicke war and peace leo tolstoy […]
- cuck tease
when a man enters your abode and almost f-cks your wife but doesn’t, thus teasing you with a cuck. davey a cuck tease, always comin ova and tellin me he gon f-ck my wife, but than leaving before enterin.
- Bubblify
blowing many bubbles at someone “i want to bubblify her”
- fernando moreno
a shortened version of the word taco in chats hey fernando moreno, ready to get roasted?
- Tela
the most amazing person in the world tela is very great and i her love her lots 🙂
- bare fash
fash being the abbreviated word for fashion; bare fash is something extremely fashionable. it should be used as an adjective. “today i bought a bare fash blazer” 1 more definition add your own bare meaning lots on as in bare loads and fash, being fashion as previously defioned, in essence it means very fashionable ” […]
- nepotunist
adj.combination of nepotism and opportunist. some one who takes advantage of their family. bill’s been living with his sister for 6 months since his wife kicked him out. what a nepotunist.
- Sweaty Sal
often derived as a benchmark for how sweaty you are, this phrase has applied to sweaty men with the name salvatore or salvatoray, this is due to the rhythm of both words starting with ‘s’. the unfortunate thing about this is that usually it comes at a cost and the sals that are named it […]
- mong out
based on the often offensively used word mong. 1. to be in a state of unfocussed frenzy. 2. to be in a relaxed and docile state. 1. “whoaa, did you see nev after 14 bottles of bud? biggest, worstest mong out i seen for a while.” 2. “hey guys, let’s get a spliff going and […]
- Turkish Cheetoh
a bl–dy tampon that is allowed to dry and then sucked on to remove all of the menstruation that remains. kadirr tries to create his own turkish cheetohs but finds he likes the used ones the most.
- liberal
a liberal is a member of a political party who is into cuckolding, per-se white people who enjoy watching their snow-bunny wife’s get pounded by hard black weens. “did you hear? once rob became a liberal he invited a group of tar babies over to pound his wife since he can’t satisfy her!” kerry sucks […]
- smokeachino
a coffee drink consisting of the two most addicting substances in the world: caffeine and nicotine. invented by janitor. man, i’m jonesin’ for a tasty warm beverage. waiter, i’d like a smokeachino.
- intellectual terrorism
the act of throwing one’s legal weight around to deliberately stifle innovation so one can be the only one who can charge license fees for an obvious invention. the riaa, mpaa, esa, and microsoft are supporters of intellectual terrorism. so called because the cease & desist letters and infringement lawsuits instill terror. “the dump” video […]
- chinoesque
a person who walks, talks and works incredibly slow, but can vanish in the blink of an eye. a chinoesque person will be around at the start and the end of the day, but will be conspicuous by there abcence during the day.
- duke buster
one who, well-endowed, engages in the act of -n-l s-x, thereby leaving the receiver of the action “beaten out-of-round” in the backside. carla couldnt walk too well after big john got through with her. he’s a real duke buster.
- diirka
a female who is self-conscious and “boy crazy.” she will bend to the whims of an alpha female by committing crimes such as using illegal substances and s-xual acts for money. in houston, i saw this beautiful girl, but when i saw that she was a diirka, i thought her leader would make a great […]
- knieveled
to wipe out or crash really hard (i.e. fly over the handle bars of a bicycle or motorcycle) that guy totally kneiveled on that stunt.
- cockingwee
irish word for p-ssing on the toilet seat i’m off for a c-ckingwee bud
- hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking
a ridiculous alternative way to say “have s-x.” originated from juvenile’s song “slow motion” (2004). the s-xy way in which penelope operated the binary output flip-flop switch in electrical engineering lab made bartholomew want to hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking.