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• bedoozled

  a cross between bamboozled and befuddled. describes an extremely confused person. joe: that kid looks so lost 🙁 tim: yes i agree he looks bedoozled you shud go n help him *joe walks up to kid* joe: aw poor bby are you ok kid: no i am not ok i am doing my math homewurks […]

• Ganton

  excessively fat; disgusting that girl is very ganton, one can see her rolls under her shirt.

• hoodboxing

  pulling your hood over your head then tightening the strings so that only a little hole is left. then you take a hit throught the hole, pull the strings somemore and exhale into your hood. it creates a hotbox effect and was invented in vancouver. also know as getting hoodie-high. dude lets go get hoodie-high […]

• bozac

  the human male member that rests between the thighs. another name for your crank, rod, p-n-s, c-ck, d-ck, scrod, junk, p-ck-r, diggler, meat, goods, w-ng, pr-ck, schl-ng, johnson, b-n-r, dong, jimmy, etc. as the beastie boys have said: “my f-ckin’ bozac, y’all!!” (1) apparently a form of “druid diallect” which refers to a man’s ball […]

• Juttni

  a cute and a chubby girl is often called juttni in south asia. abc: oh man, check her out she is so cute! xyz: yeah man she is the real juttni.

• cracker ass fool

  a person on kik who has a weird voice you are a cracker -ss fool

• VIPness

  when you find a good parking spot near the front doors of the mall, causing you to feel like you run sh-t. “look at this vipness!”

• Agreesome

  the momentary feeling of excitement when three or more people simultaneously come to an agreement about a topic. omg me and my two mates had an agreesome about that new girl at school, she’s a sl-t

• tube steak tarzan

  h-m-s-xual, queer, of the c-ck sucking variety yo that mothaf-cka is a d-mn tube steak tarzan swinging from a hairy love vine. h-m-s-xual. i didn’t realize i was in a gay bar until i saw all the tubesteak tarzans hanging around

• wagglebender

  a wagglebender is a frail gay person. usually tall and very skinny i dunno how timmy takes it in the -ss, he’s such a wagglebender

• bedsport

  having delicious, optimal s-x with your lover. the last round of bedsport left me quaking. i just had s-x with a steven.

• LDPR

  liberal democratic party of russia i am part of the ldpr

• friend tax

  the things you do out of obligation to friends in your life with no tangible expectation of payback. person 1: “man, why do i have to invite sheila’s loser boyfriend? it’s my d-mn party.” person 2: “suck it. friend tax.” taxing your friends or partners by taking a portion of they’re meal. friend 1:”hey you […]

• sandy apple

  a s-xual move in which you wrap an apple in sandpaper and insert it into a female’s -n-s. or a male’s -n-s i guess, whatever floats your boat. i gave my girlfriend a sandy apple the other night and she didn’t stop bleeding for 3 hours.

• Judas Pig

  a person you will always deny having intimate relations with or fornicating with because of their grotesque looks or size, a judas pig can be male or female. most judas pig situations begin at happy hour and involve cheap alcoholic beverages. the encounter with the judas pig will usually cause the victim to shower in […]

• Trevor Try Hard

  a name given to someone who tries to be cool and hip but fails miserably that peaches geldof is such a trevor try hard.

• Geordies

  a primative sub-species of humanity found around the river tyne in the north east of england. more easily spotted during cold weather because of a penchent to wear very little clothing in order to prove their virility to the female of the species. females do likewise. full of bravado but for display purposes only. can […]

• chigget

  a versitile name for someone. can mean anything from loser to idiot to cool person. basically, it’s a t-tle to confuse people. dude! you’re such a chigget! uh.. thanks i think yeah, i mean it in the good way the flip in most guy’s hair, that’s fun to poke. can be found in girl’s hair […]

• ysa dance

  where them single mormons go to find an ‘eternal companion’. aka mormon clubbing. usually it turns into a lame night because you end up dancing in a circle clapping your hands to the same beat and slowly but surely you find yourself surrounded by your same gendered friends! lets go to the ysa dance maybe […]

• Winklejane

  the act of using one’s eyelashes to perform b-tterfly kisses on a v-g-n-. yo, baby girl. trust me. you won’t be disappointed. i’ve been known to winklejane a boo all d-mn night.

• hoodrat alert

  reference to a ghetto female in porximity. used as an insult ususally to degrade a chick who broke a nigguhs heart. ..bro! hoodrat alert! term used to degrade a female and feel better about ones self, usually used when the female is approching. (girl enters party) (ex notices and tells friend)- “yo black mamaba.. hoodrat […]

• guibo

  a nerd. a highly educated person (technology) with impaired social skills. mid-70’s slang he is a guibo, he prefers programming in fortran to s-x.

• mulai

  breast of a lady/girl. mulai pal- milk from boops mulai kaambu-the nipple of breast

• Seasonal Twilight – AKA Seattle Twilight

  those grey weeks when the sun is not seen, due to its low position in the sky and continual cloud cover. in seattle, we have nautical, civil, astronomical and seasonal twilight – aka seattle twilight.

• fecamania

  an individual’s obsession with smelling, tasting, and touching, feces. inflicted individual may excessively daydream and talk about feces. “guys i took the hugest p–p today and it smelled nice.” –“that girl definitely has fecamania or something”

• Paigegasm

  when you have alot of tension built up for just this one person (it can be s-xual tension, or just anger), && finally when you just can’t take it anymore, you tackle them, or attack them in some way that involves physical contact. shannon: i saw adeline poking you repeatedly and you pwned her -ss! […]

• Papace

  a popular name usually refered to mexicans. they often have dandruff and braces. haha you sit in front of a papace!

• shivviness

  the uncomfortable feeling of wearing new underwear i am having a shivviness experience today . old english

• Dirty Jamaica

  puking on someone’s genitals because he pushes your head down while you’re giving him oral. it tends to happen when drunk chicks with weak gag reflexes are man handled by guys who don’t understand head etiquette. “oh man, he wouldn’t stop pushing my face down so it was dirty jamaica all over again.” when you […]

• Scoochie

  a cross between a sk-nk and a hoochie. the ultimate sl-t. that b-tch is a scoochie. when someone doesn’t wash their v-g-n-. that girl has a scoochie coochie when a woman’s unwashed coochie has so many lil’ critters, she could scoot across a bench without moving her legs. that ho is so d-mn scoochie! when […]

• Blow Chocolate

  verb 1.to have a high volume attack of the liquid sh-ts 2. to have a long moist fart -where you running to? -gotta go blow chocolate! gotta go blow chocolate –sniffing- good lord, what was that? -sorry, just blew some chocolate

• tongue orgasm

  when one eats/drinks extremely well prepared food or drink. “oh my gosh! this bull t-st-cl- is amazing! i am having a tongue -rg-sm!”

• Sombrero Dick

  when the shaft of your p-n-s swells up and looks like the rim of a sombrero around the shaft of your p-n-s. after a nasty hand job last night i have a sombrero d-ck.

• dirify

  to make text all lowercase and convert sp-ces to underscores. i_have_been_dirified_fo_shizzle

• Ribboning

  when c-m flies through the air. i.e it ribbons, or it is ribboning over and over again. round and round and round. i’m coming ribbons!

• Breeshia

  an amazing girl who has surprisingly realistic dreams that probably wouldn’t work out for anyone else. she is beautiful and s-xy, straightforward and unique! you will only ever meet one breeshia in your whole life. only a breeshia would have 4 genuine marriage proposals by the time she’s 18 because everyone’s trying to sn-tch her […]

• gleet vt. gleet, gleeted, gleeting

  to eject a projectile spary of spittle from one’s mouth; often occurs while yawning. ew, suzie yawned, and she totally gleeted all over my sweater vest!

• nigger walk

  the act of stepping off the curb in front of a car, then purposly slowing down. usually the n-gg-r walker will stare at the driver of the car. sorry i’m late but as i was heading here the high school let out and they all n-gg-r walked in front of my car. the act of […]

• bludgeon your brown eye blue

  to -n-lly “bludgeon” or plunder another’s colon to the point of turning it blue. cory, don’t make me bludgeon your brown eye blue like i did to fabio lastnight, his -sshole is so blue it’s truly bludgeoned!

• ReEvolve

  re•e•volve ree-ee-volv – verb 1. to gradually alter one’s behavior to promote health and vitality in one’s self as well as one’s community. 2. to partic-p-te in and promote older ways of doing things; going back to basics. 3. simple, sustainable living. as humankind has evolved into an organism that is unhealthy and uncooperative with […]

• Popponesset

  located in mashpee, ma, this is where the summer is chillest. lax bro wannabes roam the marketplace and beaches, while 13 year old girls sl-t it up. the bridge is where people make out, the fence is where the cool kids hang out, the concerts are for toddlers and old people. stelio’s pizza is overpriced. […]

• krogman

  he’s the buff private d-ck that’s a s-x machine to all the chicks my eyes are bleeding

• nautical star

  nautical stars are an old sailor’s tattoo, sailors took on these tattoo’s as before navigational equipment became available they would use the stars. having the tattoo would be like always having a star with you. these are now popular tattoo’s, the their symbolism is now more of they’re a symbol of following your dreams, or […]

• Beautiful Godzillas

  refers to a certain type of female cyclist in new york city. hallmarks are long flowing hair, no helmet, wearing stylish footwear, a dress, jewelry. bicycles range from expensive designer “city bikes” to dutch city bikes to vintage american and english 3 speeds, most equipped with baskets or luggage racks. etymology comes from bikesn-bnyc, the […]

• muhfukk

  the most gansta way to say “motherf-ck” used in the hood only and pr-nounced as “muh-fuh” say with a mumble. muhf-kk that n-gg- -ss b-tch. he muhf-kk to do a sk-nk like that on the back streets of muhf-kk denver.

• magizzle

  a more gangsta way of referring tomagic the gathering aka: magic. allows one to talk about this game in school hallways, on the street, at the mall, etc… without getting beat up for one’s lunch money. yo raggy, my man, throw down some magizzle after cl-ss in the chemistry room.

• unintuitive fucknut

  a f-cking stupid add crazy person example earl “in gonna ride a shopping cart off this roof to prove to charlene im cool” jojo ” omg ur such an unintuitive f-cknut earl

• harsh vaidya

  awesome person with lot of good qualities. he is harsh vaidya

• Bullhead City Shuffle

  the typical methhead walk when trying to play straight while in public. slightly leaned forward, legs overly bouncy, every third or fourth step is a stabilizing step to the left or right. this is all achived at a power walking pace. lets go to bullhead and watch the tweakers so the bullhead city shuffle!

• darryel

  darryel is a person who is very outgoing and chases after her dreams. she is very intelligent and is quite clumsy, but isn’t afraid to own up to her mistakes. did you see that girl being a darryel b-my telling the teacher she accidentally knocked over the laptop.