Bullscrement
the fancy sophisticated way to say, “that’s bull$#!%.”
lord: my lady, your hair is as flowing as the sea. your eyes are bright as stars.
lady: that’s utter bullscrement!
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- Chicken Phillip  when you are drunk and you want red rooster it’s gotta be red chicken phillip 
- Chip Envy  the feeling you have when at the beach or pool upon seeing someone else with snacks and you have none. i saw a little kid with a bag of lay’s bbq and found myself having serious chip envy. 
