cankle bandit


one who is obsessed with cankles. a subcategory of chubby chaser.
did you see tim at the office party? kathy must weigh like 300lbs. he is such a cankle bandit.
similar to a f-nnybandit, a canklebandit is someone who 1)chases only fat chicks, or 2) has a fetish with cankles, and has relations with them similar to br–sts.
dude, that’s the third fat chick you’ve taken home in a row, are you a canklebandit?

hey man, i blew my load all over her cankles, man i’m such a canklebandit.

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