CERN Goggles


see cern syndrome.

a mental illness characterised by the onset of believing every girl you meet to be a perfect 10, and then trying to seduce them with your eyes.

caused by a severe lack of women, as seen in cern, and other male-dominated scientific research inst-tutes around the world.
alfred “why is jon staring at that hideously deformed woman?”
n-bel “sh-t, hes got cern goggles, get him out of here”

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