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to make it simple: christians that originated in ancient-mesopotamia and now settle in northern iraq… detroit, mi, san diego, ca, windsor, on, and various parts of europe and asia.

the truth:

chaldeans don’t give a f-ck about anything except the important things in life: family (friends are already considered family) and prosperity. also to get married so they don’t have to hear “whenna zowage whenna zowage” everyday we wake up. the only way you will ever be able to get into a chaldeans house is when you are respected and only that- respect is more important than anything and it goes both ways.

upon taking your shoes off after you close the door behind you, you are greeted by parents who want to know your last name and what village you’re from and if you know 30-40 other chaldeans they might think you’re related to. at the end of these type of conversations you find out you’re basically my 4th cousin and you are welcome to help yourself to the fridge anytime you are in the hood. by this point you will notice ashtrays are actually being used for pistachio sh-lls and there are several plates of almonds/cashews/sunflowerseeds all put at strategic places – by televisions or phones or where baba sits. that and there are two freezers and we’re not alowwed to let you know where the other one is because it contains 3000$ worth of meats.

it doesn’t matter how old you are, if you’re chaldean and you’re 16 or 24 your mom will still give you a call if its past midnight and let you know shes not going to sleep until you walk in. 99% of the time you’ll walk into the house past 3am and find out she’s still awake watching al-ashur/al-jeerza (dish) because its the morning back home and the best drama shows come on at this time.

the only reason chaldeans came to the u.s. was because saddam took over iraq and completely f-cked everything up there. the u.s. was the easiest place to make money, and that’s why we control every corner in detroit and it only took us 20 years(without learning how to properly speak english, b-tches.) that’s life, you work hard and take chances then you will be rewarded.

there are only about 1-2 million chaldeans (more if you would like to include -ssyrians) total. in michigan, most live in sterling heights, detroit, and everything between (warren, madison heights, hazel park, royal oak, southfield, etc.) people on the east hate people on the west but we only hate eachother after hating bait en john’s and quadas.
typical conversation between chaldeans:

khalid: “brashid babukh those are some hadeed force’s cuz meriam athera on my grandmothers life.”

tarboosh: “habibi they were tax free from this abbid that sold them to me for 10$ at the liquor store.”

khalid: “say i swear to g-d.”

tarboosh: “meriam.”
chaldeans are good, hard working people. i am not chaldean, yet i can say from my own experiences that these people are truly good-natured and caring, and that they deserve more respect. from even before christ until today, chaldeans have been an important part of the history of our world as we know it. -ssyrian, through my research i have found that -ssyrians and chaldeans are so close in ancenstry that they are sometimes called chaldo–ssyrian. aren’t you, in effect, disparaging your own ethnicity and background by posting the definition above? chaldeans deserve to be recognized for what they are: a kind hearted, hard working christian people.
chaldeans’ status in american society today is a great example of their tremendous character as a people.
we are not arabs stop calling us arabs. chaldeans speak aramaic that is there original language we are the orginal inhabitiants of iraq orginally called mesopotamia. we are a minority among arabs. we are roman catholics. arabs killed most of our people and forced many to convert we are not arabs!!! some chaldeans may speak arabic only because they were raised around arabs and there culture. just like when the white people came and took this land from the native americans. the same thing happened in the middle east we are the original inhabitiants of that land. there is good and bad in all people there good arabs and bad arabs good jews and bad jews good christians and bad christians. stop being prejiduice and stop judging an entire race on a few people’s actions everyone is different when you judge everyone on the actions of a few you are prejudice. stop hating each other just live life in peace.
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the chaldean people are basically the roman catholic population from/in iraq. we have a deep importance in history, ex. 1 we were one the first civilizations in mesopatamia (ancient iraq) and also the chaldean language derives from aramaic (the language that jesus spoke). most of chaldeans now live in iraq, as well as detroit, arizona, and also california. very warm hearted, kind, and hard working ppl. the caucasion ppl in the eminem video, welcom to detroit are all chaldean.
royce da 59 – detroit, a city full of tommy hearst thumpers,grant hill hoopers, barry sanders runners, stunners,and chaldeans we connects like whoa!

^^^^^^ps. f-ck that c-ck suckin white boy (spartan) who wrote that comment above mine. let me catch u in the d! b-tch.
a “catholic” or christian from an area of iraq. while arab, they are christians. more of them in detroit now than in iraq. they are successful business people who control the grocery, meat and party store business. often resented by blacks and whites who are too lazy to work fourteen hour days to establish themselves and their relatives.
them chaledan motherf-ckers own the “d”

often refered to as “sand n-gg-rs” and “terrorists”.
-ssyrian by race and chaldean by faith. chaldeans (as they are often referred to) are -ssyrians who belong to the chaldean catholic church. many -ssyrian catholics (chaldeans) do not consider themselves -ssyrian because of their close -ssociation with the catholic church and not the -ssyrian church of the east or any other -ssyrian church. however, you will still find many -ssyrian catholics (chaldeans) who know that they are -ssyrian and will admit it. for some reason, many -ssyrian catholics (chaldeans) claim to be arabic (why the h-ll they would do that, i dont know), when in actuality they are -ssyrians who speak a dialect that seems to have been mixed with both aramaic (-ssyrian) and arabic. the -ssyrian democratic movement (zowaa) has gone one step further in including the -ssyrian catholics (chaldeans) name into the name of the -ssyrians….chaldo-ashur. this is a highly debated issue among the -ssyrian nation, as to why the chaldean name (a religous name and not the name of an actual race) is intertwined with the national name of -ssyrians (ashurayeh). oddly enough, the attempt by zowaa to unite the -ssyrian nation has actually widened the gap between -ssyrian non-catholics and -ssyrian catholics (chaldeans); many chaldeans do not want to be considered as -ssyrians and many -ssyrians in turn do not want the -ssyrian catholics (chaldeans) to be part of the nation if they so strongly despise their own blood……..wake up -ssyrian catholics (chaldeans) of the world…united we can have our own country!!!
the -ssyrians are descendants of the people of ancient mesopotamia, succeeding the sumero-akkadian and the babylonians as one continuous civilization. they are among the first nations who accepted christianity. most belong to one of these four churches; the chaldean uniate, the syrian orthodox church, the syrian catholic church, and the -ssyrian church of the east. — it is important to note that all of the above churches and their members are part of the -ssyrian nation.
the proper name given by the pope to describe the ethnic -ssyrians who split from the -ssyrian church of the east to the roman catholic church known as the great schism. they speak a dialect of chaldean neo-aramaic. for four centuries the catholic church tried to convert the -ssyrians to catholicism. it must be mentioned that the -ssyrians of different religious denominations (orthodoxy, nestorian, catholic, maronite etc.), due to their lack of education, are not united as one nation but hate each other, thinking the others are foreigners!
the king of -ssyria; essarhadon, had 2 sons named ashurbanipal (who had already been in control of nineveh to the north) and shamash-shum-ukin (the predecessor of kaldu). after king essarhadon’s death, babylonia was left to be governed by his son shamash-shum-ukin and eventually revolted against his brother in 652 bc. in 626 bc, babylon had eventually threw off the -ssyrian rule under king nabopol-ssar’s reign thus creating the neo-babylonian empire (chaldean empire) with babylon as the capital.