cruxed
a way of saying something is f-cked up and crazy at the same. it’s almost so unbelievable that both adjectives must be joined together to describe such a thing.
“did you hear what happened to jenna at that frat party? she woke up the next day chained to the toilet with no eyebrows and three of her teeth were missing”
“no way dude thats so cruxed, i hope they find out whoever did it”
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