cryptologic linguist
the smartest people in the marine corps, but still capable of being f-ck stupid. spend half of their enlistment learning a language that they may or may not use. spend most of their time ordering food in target language at ethnic restaurants. misses dli, compagnio’s, and duffy’s. usually drunk.
grunt: you’re a cryptologic linguist? do you speak islamic?
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