easy pickings
when you see a guy/girl across the room and just know that they are an easy f-ck. to fully identify a person who is easy pickings you have to take a selfie in bed with them, then t-tle it ‘easy pickings’ and send to all your friends. if they allow this they are easy pickings, if they get angry and leave, they are still probably easy pickings.
me:oi mate did you see that dead average girl i f-cked last night?
jack: yeah mate opened the snapchat selfie when i woke up this morning
me:ahahaha such easy pickings
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