faness


to steal or take something from someone
example 1.

boy: girl i know you didn’t just faness my shades?
girl: they clearly in my hand aint they?

example 2.
guy1: aye bruh i just fanessed this iphone from the teacher!
guy2: lehh go!! i would sell that sh-t for $300!!!
used when some has ‘pretty boy swag.’ usually when your giving your boy props on his outfit. the opposite is also used, ‘no faness’.

pr-nounced: fuh-‘ness
positive reaction:
-door opens-
kid: “oh booy, that jacket got faness on the real doe.”
mike: “thanks bruh”
negitive reaction:
-door opens-
kid:”haha!no faness,no faness boooy, no faness”
mike: yo this jacket got faness till’ death whatchu talkin bout?
kid:”hahaha take that sh-t off boy you look like bill cosby.

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