Furna-dent


the dent(s) your furniture leave in your carpet.

betsy moved her bed after a rowdy month of one night stands and said to jane “goodness i f-cked 4 furna-dents into my carpet! they will never go away!”
betsy moved her bed after a rowdy month of one night stands and said to jane “goodness i f-cked 4 furna-dents into my carpet! they will never go away!”

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