john ivan


the man with largest most biggest, most noteworthy level of f-ggotry known in the world- no the universe. n-body wants a john ivan around not even a real g-y guy wants to see this man
have you seen this guy ben?

yeah, he’s a total john ivan, god made a m-ssive mistake with him.
must’ve been the muslim god who made him.

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