joined at the crotch


similar to joined at the hip, but the people are f-cking like bunnies. usually characterized by ‘coincidentally’ visiting the toilet simultaneously in social situations.
friend a: hey, where did john and claire go?
friend b: oh, toilet, they’re joined at the crotch.

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