ladera dad

the ultimate trophy holder. this dad screams “i win” making the big bucks (or at least pretending too) this dad supports his family in every compet-tive way from being at every sports game to coaching, decorating the house for festivities to making a haunted house or winter wonderland or giving the best costume or ugly sweater party on the planet. to keep up with his “trophy wife” or “trophy girlfriend” or in most cases “both” you will see this dad running or biking and in many cases, while blazed on most local trails. you can also find them detoxing in the early morning hours at the local life time gym. while appearing to be the perfect loving man, sad truth for many is their secret life, hidden girlfriends or serious addiction issue. forget about keeping up with the jones’ it’s keeping up with coto in this little bubble. while slaving all day to keep their trophies happy, their trophies are out in their lulu’s at lola’s talking about what horrible thing their mac daddy did or said and sometimes , the person they are saying it to, probably got an -ss grab from them last week. of course this is a generalization, not all ladera dads are trophy holders/compet-tive sports types. there’s a small percentage that are faithful church going men. sadly, these are usually the ones that had their wives dump them to be someone else’s trophy…. if you want to keep your marriage or relationships monogamous, think twice about moving into a lovely little town called ladera ranch.
a ladera dad is from the town ladera ranch and is married or divorced from one of the ladera moms and has or will have a ladera teen .