Lower Slobbovian Prostitute

lower slobbovia is a that country with that accent that n-body can quite understand.. kind of like borat, but a little russian in it, and a little scottish maybe. it is located near neither finland nor croatia.
now, lower slobbovian prost-tutes are the worst kind of prost-tutes. they have been trained from a very early age to be the best prost-tutes in the world.heres a list of things that makes a lower slobbovian prost-tute:
-whole country is red light district. prost-tution is not only legal, it is the number one business in whole country!
-they are given absolutely no rights.
-they dont even have kneecaps(they are constantly on their hands and knees)
-they dont have a ring finger, for obvious reasons. (think about it..)
-they actually pay you after s-x.
-their eyesight it poor because they are constantly getting stuff in their eyes.
-they were never taught any form of communication. they dont understand any language, they respond only to clapping of the hands.

like the popular and over-used joke, “thats what she said”, there are many jokes like this in lower slobbovia using lower slobbovian prost-tutes as the b-tt end of the joke, making anything s-xual, much like “thats what she said.” here are some examples:
1.
-andrew is running on the sidewalk and then slides for a couple feet on an ice patch then falls-
aaron: “wow, andrew! you slide further and fell harder than the lower slobbovian prost-tute!”

2.
matt: “how did you find that history test hayden?”
hayden: “it was so hard!”
matt: “that’s what the lower slobbovian prost-tute would have said if she was given rights to speak!”

3.
john: “ah, i’ve got an eyelash in my eye!”
zach: “go flush your eye out with water quick!”
andrew: “you know who has to wash their eyes out? lower slobbovian prost-tute!”