lullaby and a handjob
when a strange woman sings “killing me softly” in a man’s ear whilst proceeding to w-nk him off like the clappers forcing him to simultaneously experience a c-m explosion or a very severe c-m clot and fall into a traumatic deep sleep from which he may never wake.
jenny gave jack the best “lullaby and a handjob” the other night after losing a hand at dingleberry circus roll along. now he will sleep for weeks without any gambling worries.
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