Murf
to suddenly expel large quant-ties of purely liquid p–p. makes the murf sound as it suddenly hits the water in the toilet.
man, that burrito gave me some hardcore murf.
this word origination on the islad of maui in hawaii, and usally the outer islands dont know what it means or use it. the real definition of murf is a really tick (thick) person, or someone that can beat the shizniz out of you.
ho look at dat murf f-ka
alternative to wedgie
i have a gnarly murf brah.
the sound a cat makes when a person:
sodomizes a cat
has s-xual relations with a cat
or attempts to have s-xual relations with a cat
1.
boy: “i have so much love to give”
cat: “murf..”
2.
jim: wow did david just do that
keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.
to vomit
bro, i think i’m gonna murf!
the way someone talks when they are too drunk to form real words or complete sentences.
karen: “did you talk to joe last night?”
heather: “i tried, but i don’t think he could understand what i was saying. i murfed.”
a response to an intentionally funny comment or action that in reality is extremely stupid and recieves no laughs.
smitty: why did the chicken cross the road?
adam: i don’t know smitty, why?
smitty: to get to the other side!
adam: …. murf!!!!
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