notch break
notch break is an synonym for masturbation.
it was first created after notch (creator of minecraft) tweeted about how depressed he was.
guy 1: have you read notch’s tweet about how depressed he is? he is a real w-nker.
guy 2: well whatever i’ll make a quick notch break now.
guy 1: eww, i don’t want to know if you jack off.
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