Pyroclastic Fart
a pyroclastic fart is named after ‘pyroclastic density current’; a volcanic event of considerable destructive power.
a pyroclastic fart is characterised by several key factors. it is a fast moving jet of particles of varying size and superheated gas. too dense to be supported by air; it rushes down ones legs and spreads out on the floor in a shock wave. it behaves like a fluid; with lethal effect.
a: “wow man, that was a seriously wet one!”
b: “worse than, it was a pyroclastic fart”
a: “oh no…”
b: “yeah, its pompeii all over again.”
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