resistoring
what happens when a staple -ssumes a crumpled shape when you’re trying to staple a doc-ment. from the zigzag shape of the schematic diagram symbol for a resistor. pr-nounced ree-ziss-tor-ing.
betty, i need a new stapler. every staple that comes out of this piece of junk is resistoring.
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