rose colored beer goggles
a distortion that arrives in the early part of dating. dating involves social drinking, hence the beer goggles. intimacy leads to rose colored gl-sses. when the two happen at the same time, you have rose colored beer goggles. you will find out later how toxic this combination was, usually after a big fight or break up.
me: i can’t even believe i didn’t see it sooner. all the red flags were there. all of them.
her: you were wearing your rose colored beer goggles, don’t beat yourself up.
me: maybe dating shouldn’t include alcohol.
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