semi-skimmed homo


semi-skimmed h-m- (sem•ee•skim•ed•hoe•mo)

when you have that one friend that adds “no h-m-” to the end of every h-m-s-xual thing they say, you refer to them as a “semi-skimmed h-m-” (1% h-m-s-xual).
“i want her to sit on my face. no h-m-. i’m straight i swear.”

“alice, you’re a semi-skimmed h-m-.”

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