Shirk and Jerk
to avoid doing work while on the clock whilst taking care of one’s needs. less euphemistically: to jack off at work.
i was feeling really stressed at work today, so i locked my office and closed the blinds for a good ol’ shirk and jerk to relieve my tension before the board meeting. totally killed the presentation!
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