Shortness of breath


the excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running
-chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout-
gavin: yo chalmers are you ok?
chalmers: yeah i just got some shortness of breath
gavin: do you have asthma or something?
charmers: no i just have shortness of breath

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