stoab


an abnormal v-g-n- that is wider than it is deep; the female version of a chode.
“that girl was such a stoab, if she put a corn cob in her p-ssy, i could still eat it typewriter-style!”

“we almost hooked up last night, but it was like my d-ck hit a brick wall. chick was a total stoab.”

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