stumbledick
an older, typically heavy bearded gentleman and/or bulldike (also maybe bearded) typically spending most of their time drunk, just in general, but also somehow engaged in a old school rock band and are usually found hitting on married women. they can be found frequenting local dive bars (not the hipster dive bars, but the real dive bars no one goes to except stumbled-cks).
derived from stumbleb-m and cheese d-ck
“hey man have you been up to the dawg house?”
“yeah last time i was in there there some stumbled-ck ordered drinks under my tab and slapped my girl’s -ss. . . i won’t be going back.”
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