stumpy eskimo


a chubby, round faced girl, that’s squat in stature and enjoys blowing dudes in ice shanties.
we pulled this stumpy eskimo out of the bar last night and brought her in to the ice shack, she smelled like kerosene and fish, but she sure sucked my chub dry.

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