suicide humor
cracking a joke in full knowledge that the resulting laughter will be directed at you instead of with you.
me: i know you’re all gonna laugh at me, but i had a few beers last night and drove my segway off a cliff!
friend: haha why would you even tell people that?
me: just a bit of suicide humor, you should try it sometime.
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- doom-ongus  something so dangerous that can not be exprssed in any other word. taking the baby and throwing it out the window is so doom-ongus!! 
- clit doorbell  foreplay consisting of frantically pushing on her cl-t like you would a doorbell until she opens up and lets you in. “she wouldn’t give it up until i gave her the cl-t doorbell” 
- Fupadopolis  a prehistoric animal that is characterized by a fat upper pubic area the cavemen had the fupadopolis surrounded, but they were overwhelmed when the point man got swallowed alive by the creature’s fupa. 
- furphy  australia rumor: a rumor or piece of gossip, especially one that is not true ( slang ) early 20th century. after the furphy family, manufacturers of water carts (where troops swapped gossip) in australia during world war i telling a furphy; telling someone a furphy; 
