tablescape
designing a dining table (for a dinner party) with useless, cheap and tacky knicknacks, usually with some kind of lame–ssed theme. and usually they are nowhere as inexpensive as she likes to claim. allegedly created by food network hack sandra “semi-homemade” lee.
sandra: tarqueesha, since you are my black friend, and i am making dinner in your honor in celebration of black history month, i’ve made for you the most awesome tablescape that you are going to llllllove! i’ve placed “colored” and “white” stickers to each chair in tribute of the dark days of jim crow and i got all black flatware from the dollar store. my chandelier has hanging ropes i got from a friend whose parents were in the kkk, to honor those who were lynched for the cause, my sister. and i’ve put my flowers into empty malt liquor bottles. just for you, sweetie.
tarqueesha: b-tch, your white -ss is whacked. don’t make me punch you. f-ck you and your lame semi-homemade -ss. (tarqueesha then punches sandra in the face and knocks her semi-homemade -ss out. word.)
designing a dining table (for a dinner party) with useless, cheap and tacky knicknacks, usually with some kind of lame–ssed theme. and usually they are nowhere as inexpensive as she likes to claim. allegedly created by food network hack sandra “semi-homemade” lee.
sandra: tarqueesha, since you are my black friend, and i am making dinner in your honor in celebration of black history month, i’ve made for you the most awesome tablescape that you are going to llllllove! i’ve placed “colored” and “white” stickers to each chair in tribute of the dark days of jim crow and i got all black flatware from the dollar store. my chandelier has hanging ropes i got from a friend whose parents were in the kkk, to honor those who were lynched for the cause, my sister. and i’ve put my flowers into empty malt liquor bottles. just for you, sweetie.
tarqueesha: b-tch, your white -ss is whacked. don’t make me punch you. f-ck you and your lame semi-homemade -ss. (tarqueesha then punches sandra in the face and knocks her semi-homemade -ss out. word.)
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