take a chance on me
this takes a day of prep- no eating the day before followed by a night of heavy drinking, follow up with a large greasy breakfast. two hours after the said greasy breakfast you either decide to have s-x with a random person or take a cr-p…you choose s-x with abba’s ‘take a chance on me’, playing in the background.
i had choices so i decided to take a chance on me and lost.
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