Textpedo
a text message that is actually a torpedo in disguise. this type of message would generally come from a girlfriend or wife maybe even a mom or dad possibly. it ruins your day and you generally have to leave whatever fun sh-t you are doing immediately.
guy 1: where did james run off to?
guy 2: he got a textpedo from his girlfriend and had to bail.
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