查水表
原指公安机关（或者有关部门）诱捕犯罪对象时开门用的的借口 现多用来警告某人被论坛（或者贴吧）封禁
开门！查水表！解：水表在外面！
开门！顺丰快递！开门！送外卖的！解：我没买东西，你送错人了！
开门！邻居借醋！解：我家从不用醋！
开门！你家漏水了！解：我家今天停水！
开门！班主任家访！解：我没生小孩！
开门！买份保险吧！解：我很安全！
开门！社区送温暖来了！解：我很热！
开门！你的充气娃娃到了！解：我有女/男朋友！（警察：不可能！快开门！）
开门！出来以后我请你吃饭！解：我家盐用不完，只能在家吃！
开门！我想用你的车拉一下化肥！解：我家用的是自行车！
开门！你的清华大学录取通知书到了！解：我已经上别的学校了！
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