an improvised chair made of cardboard boxes, often used at a startup business with a shortage of furniture. they were all huddled around the long table, some of them sitting on gasper chairs hastily put together from teeshirt boxes.

your trigger finger keeps pumping gas after the nozzle shuts off. i spend 5 extra dollars over fueling with my gas pump itch.

when a lesbian’s dominate arm becomes more muscular due to a monogamous relationship….or just lots of s-x girl 1: have you just been lifting weights with your right hand? girl 2: no, maggie and i have been together for a couple months. this is just my gay arm. when a man works out his arms […]

an exclamation, said when something unusual is happening and you’re not sure whether you should celebrate it or change the subject, so you cover both bases. j: “i’m going to swing by my ex-girlfriend’s house tomorrow morning.” k: “get the tacos out!”

a common phrase used after making a strong comeback against someone. in other words you just got burned. well my score is better than yours, get toasted!