1-2 pussy punch
the act of shaving your lover’s p-ssy before rapidly shoving your d-ck into it. it is better not to use clippers and instead use shaving cream and a razor.
before i gave emma a 1-2 p-ssy punch, i bought a razor and shave b-tter. when i got home, she let me pull out the shaving cream and i spread it all over her v-g-n- before going over it with a razor. her p-ssy was getting wetter, so i immediately rammed my d-ck in and went back and forth until i -j-c-l-t-d.
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