11:59pm
a teacher’s way of saying “midnight” because they want you to turn in your work “today and today only”. no late work.
teacher: i want y’all to turn in your essay before 11:59pm or it’s a zero.
jane: why not midnight?
teacher: because i want it completed today and today only.
at the end of the day
at 11:59 p.m., we’re all just squirrels looking for nuts.
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a time used to avoid disambiguation of today/tomorrow when dealing with midnight.
me: i need you to finish this before friday 11:59 p.m.
you: ok sure.
vs
me: i need you to finish this before friday midnight
you: er, so hand it in on thursday or friday?
me: … friday…
you: but isn’t midnight the first moment of the day?
me: shuddup.
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