12 days of nuttmas
on the first day of nuttmas my right hand gave to me one sweet release. on the second day of nuttmas my right hand gave to me: 2 dirty kleenex, and one sweet release. on the third day of nuttmas my right hand gave to me: 3 crusty socks, 2 dirty kleenex, and one sweet release. on the fourth day of nuttmas . . .
kincaid: d-mn dude, i missed the start of destroy d-ck december!
j.c.: that blows dude! you could still partic-p-te in the 12 days of nuttmas!
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