16 Different Flavors of Crazy
an expression demonstrating the number of levels upon which a situation or person is crazy or objectionable. in certain more severe situations, it is proper to modify the phrase to “31 flavors of crazy.”
“my girlfriend stole my p-sswords and deleted all of my female facebook friends. when i confronted her about it, she bit me. she is 16 different flavors of crazy.”
“this situation has since devolved, and can now be properly cl-ssified as 31 flavors of crazy.”
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