2 for $20
when you and your lover order the 2 for $20 deal at chili’s, and f-ck in the bathroom while you wait for the food to arrive. return to the table, eat the meal, and f-ck again while you wait for dessert.
license to grill!
chili’s is offering the 2 for $20 again, so ashley and i got the steak, the lava cake, and double oral all for $20!
whatta deal!
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