2 hole clap
a 2 hole clap is a very unique and rare occurrence. only a special breed of woman can ever attain such a skill. it has two requirements (1) a woman must have an extremely elongated p-ssy lips also known as the l-b– and (2) severe rectal prolapse, which occurs when the r-ct-m slides out of place and sticks out of ones -sshole, turning the r-ct-m inside out.
the 2 hole clap occurs when ones elongated p-ssy lips and r-ct-m flap onto one another when one walks causing a slap or clapping sound.
woke up drunk in bed with this naked girl. she got up and walked to the bathroom and as she walked i heard this awkward seductive clapping sound. observing closely i noticed two long protrusions flapping outside of her body. at first i thought i had slept with a tranny again but came to realize that in fact i was experiencing the mythical 2 hole clap – an -sshole and p-ssy hole clap.
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